Gluten is NOT your problem

Crimes against Culinality

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2023 74:15

Walter celebrates his birthday and talks about his European vacation.

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Spanish Snacks & Mom Asks

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2023 73:03

Spanish Snacks & Mom Asks by Walter Schmidt & John Staley

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Mouse in The House

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2023 75:47

mouse adventures and lunch at the old folks home

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Crinolated Ham

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2022 46:51

Traumatized by recipes and Thanks giving turkey

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new york groove

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2022 67:43

johnny talks about his trip to NYC.

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johnny's first symphony

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2022 74:40

Today we discuss John's first symphony and Walter explains his beverage consumption and debunks the myth that milk drinkers are unhinged. Hint: it's not the milk that makes them unhinged. Bon Apetit! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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more bounce to the ounce

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2022 56:02

John talks about becoming a bouncer, finding a dead hawk and German Haribo candy. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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Wedge Issues

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2022 69:49

Today we do a taste test from Jack in the Trash, talk QR code menus, Choco Tacos and the love and hate for the Wedge salad. Bon Apetit. Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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Steamed Puds & Mexican Goods

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2022 58:02

Walter brings some Scottish pudding and talks about his recent trip south of the border. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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Shoo Fly Pie and Apple Pan Dowdy

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2022 44:39

Walter sings us the song of his favorite pie, we bitch about customers and try to Tik Tok trend and make some "Healthy Coke". Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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Johnny Fever

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2022 63:23

John gets Covid and Walter needs a proper haircut. Bon Apetit. Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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Walter Goes Viral

Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2022 54:58

Walter escapes the plague, fixes Door Dash and everybody's favorite segment, "Come on Walter just try it." is back. Bon Apetit! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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How You Dune?

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2022 59:22

We discuss Dune. It's not for John. Neither are guests that want free food! Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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Dry Aged Bullshit

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2022 25:27

Old Steaks and Well done egos on today's show. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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Dental Damnation

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2022 46:03

Walter goes to the dentist for the first time in almost a quarter of a century and John takes a walk through a Columbarium. Bon Apetit! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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Waiting on Favreau

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2022 65:35

Today we talk about hair care and famous folks. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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The Holiday Catch Up

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2022 59:33

We catch up on holidays after our break. We also discuss Valentine's Day, the Superbowl and Ben Franklins most important essay. Bon Apetit! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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Proprietary Pads and Propane Problems

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2021 57:40

Walter gets passed on some gas and and other sordid stories. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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Walter diffuse sa blanchisserie française

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2021 49:35

Walter discusses his experience at The French Laundry. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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GINYP Returns, Retorts, Reunion Tours and Restrooms

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2021 55:41

Today we discuss return policies at Whole Foods, people not minding their business, tired jokes, Squirrel Nut Zippers concert and the unfortunate state of public restrooms. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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Soda Pop & Property Taxes

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2021 59:08

More musing on soft drinks and some light political debate. Bon Apetit! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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Just Desserts

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2021 34:13

Today we discuss the logistics of dessert in the restaurant industry. Who makes it BOH or FOH and what that says about where you work. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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Garden Court Cafe Review

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2021 23:43

Today we give our honest take on Glen Ellen's newest old breakfast join, The Garden Court Cafe and discuss Walter's impending birthday. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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Brail's Coffee Shop

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2021 35:53

Today we discuss our memories and experiences around the age old Eugene, OR institution, Brail's Coffee Shop. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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It appears to be a pickle

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2021 44:20

Walter tries to change in parking lot due to being hot and bothered and we hear the mystery package story. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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VOTE NO ON THE CALIFORNIA RECALL

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2021 44:33

Among many other things we discuss the sham recall in California. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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Gender Fluids, Syrups and Sauces

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2021 49:24

Today we discuss gender fluidity and the arrangement of the grocery store. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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40 fun food facts

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2021 48:12

Buzzfeed Listicle gets the GINYP treatment. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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Masks Back & Brewery Burgers

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2021 23:36

Today we talk about more mask mandates and where to find the best burger. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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Cold Comfort

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2021 48:13

John shares a personal story and we do a La Croix tasting. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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Schmidt 2022

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2021 46:50

Walter discusses the beverage test and throwing his hat in the ring for City Council! Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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Great Expectorations

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2021 34:03

Today we are live on location in Valley Ford talking all manner of nonsense and ridiculum! Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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We don't make pies we make pizzas

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2021 43:14

Schmidt is German for Smith. Walter has an unfortunate phone call and so much more. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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Lock n Key Party

Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2021 38:26

Today we discuss owners, workers, compensation and all kinds of other stuff! Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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13 (doge)coins to the moon

Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2021 38:44

More on Doge. 13 coins. Leg o Lab. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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Guns, Dogecoin & Broken Bones

Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2021 48:34

We talk guns and gun safety. Walter learns about the Doge and teaches John how to break a bone. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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WHATCHAMACALLIT

Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2021 30:16

MKB review, complaining about cosmos and John's long hair. Also Candy bar review! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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Cow Kisses

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2021 38:25

Love the loin, loathe the lingua. Talks on texture and consistency. Constant rambling and strange nonsense for your listening pleasure. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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Out Through The Indoor Dining

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2021 44:23

Today we discuss the new indoor dining and the PTSD it can bring some of us. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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Cannibalism and You

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2021 33:53

"Vegan Cheese" and Celebrity Salami are among the topics we have on this humorous yet dark conversation. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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Waiting for our toast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2021 51:12

We try new toast. Walter tries John's tofu spread and we talk at great lengths about nothing in particular. From our FB live event 2.24. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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A Horse That Wears Pants

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2021 45:29

How would a horse wear pants? What's in Subway tuna? Will Walter get a pet? Bon Apetit! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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Milking A Fungus

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2021 43:26

Today we talk Non-Animal Dairy and Conspiracy theories. Bon Apetit! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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Covid, Drive-Ins & Whines

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2021 61:25

We talk WW84, covid tests, taco bell and unemployment. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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Capitalist Pigs in a Blanket

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2021 60:26

Today we discuss economics by yelling at each other with poorly researched points, baseless accusations and broad generalizations. Bon apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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Merry Christmas!!!

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2020 69:28

Merry Christmas Ya filthy animals!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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Give your MANAGER a raise?!!!

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2020 41:21

Recorded before the most recent CA shutdown. We discuss cranky and having to tip out your MANAGER?!!! Also we dive into Walter's playlist and discuss traffic issues. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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O Possum Night

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2020 45:52

How soon is as possible? Is Christmas cancelled for Walter? What is a grass jelly drink? How do you pronounce raccoon? This and so much more. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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You Know Where Your Bread's Buttered with Alexa MacKenzie

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2020 56:24

Today we have special guest Alexa MacKenzie! We discuss Walter being an 8th grade popcorn hook up, restaurant lingo, masks, family meal and Alexa's bacterial infection and subsequent 5 day coma! It was a blast having her and a helluva story. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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Hot Lemony Mayonnaise

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2020 55:33

It's not really brunch Walter loves it is just Hollandaise. We also discuss weird food trends, cookbooks and John's unwillingness to cut his hair. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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Half Calf

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2020 42:00

Today Walter gives us some post election analysis. We also discuss further innovation in the plant based meat world and answer the age old question: Is Bologna just a hot dog pancake. Bon Apetit!!! Music: 'John & Friends' by Kevin Hejmanowski https://www.facebook.com/partunes/ glutenisnotyourproblem@gmail.com IG: @glutenisnotyourproblem FB: https://www.facebook.com/groups/210939312308157/

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