Here Comes The Spooky

You're 2nd favorite podcast as come back from the dead to bring another one of their spooktacular episodes. This time we visit Crystal Lake for one final time? Maybe? Who knows but we get drunk and talk about Jason and his shenanigan's anyway. 

Nice Guys finish fast or at least that what Freddy thinks! Lets visit our good friends over at the Spring Wood Mental Hospital while they do their best to sleep walk away from their problems. HERE COMES THE SLEEPY!

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!

It's time for all the kiddies to head back to school. Time for Hacky Sack and studying on the quad. It's time for Hell Night! That's right! We walk you through the slowest of horror movies while we do our best to keep you entertained so sit back, grab your books, and STAY SPOOKY! 

Happy Pride Month and you CHUDs and CHUDettes! We sat down with Coach Lingerie to watch a Hollyweird classic. So sit back, relax, and tie your 2nd favorite sister to her 1st favorite wheelchair as we do this latest episode in SPOOK-E-VISION! 

Them Spooky Boys are at it again! This time we travel so the far reaches of Outer Space and as The Dickies so eloquently put it: "The ringmaster shouts, "Let the show begin!" Send in the klowns, then let them do you in. See a rubber nose on a painted face, bringing genocide to the human race.

Them spooky boys have done it again! We travel to the suburbs of Iowa to hang out with Art and Ray while using our best detective skills to see if we can find why the stinky neighbors next door have the aurora borealis coming from their damn basement, so tune in and STAY SPOOKY! 

The boys from your 2nd favorite podcast are here to bring you another little something special. We sit down with our good friend Sack and make noises at each other from that hole in our faces, all about Star Wars. Not a fan? Think we should stick to just horror? Well too damn bad! 

We're back and we are ready to get slimey with you! Your favorite Spooky Boys talk about what has been happening before we sit down and get serious with you about one of the best movies of the 80's (that's right, we said it)!

We can do it all here at the Here Comes The Spooky Podcast. We can provide mediocre reviews of horror movies, being mildly handsome, and talk about Resident Evil till the goddamn BOWs come home. Revelations 1 & 2 should have been the proper RE 7 and 8 and wont hear different! 

It's cold, it's wet, and something in the woods smells oddly like... Cologne? Well if you aren't scared yet, you will be when we sit down and watch Never Hike In The Snow with you in our latest episode of Here Comes The Spooky Podcast, brought to you in SPOOK-E-VISION. 

We promised you The Burbs but we brought you a drunken review of In The Mouth Of Madness instead. Our Bad...

Todd Farmer and James Isaac adapt Shakespeare's finest story, Jason X aka Jason goes to Space so tie your buddy to their favorite captain's chair as we talk about the 2001's finest space odyssey. 

When I wake up in the morning and my alarm gives out a warning and I think I am going to be taken over by an alien species on time... That's right, we watched the stacked cast of The Faculty get in while the getting is good before corporate greed took over Hollyweird. Enjoy and STAY SPOOKY!

There are gods and there are old gods but these gods are even older. Like Grimace Shakes and Hamburgler older. The Spooky Boys had a chance to review a new indie horror movie and we don't want to spoil too much but let us just say... BILLY STAY SPOOKY!!!

It's Creepshow 2! You know you have some 80's gold when a wooden Native American statue comes to life to seek revenge or blob monsters are on the prowl for perverts or women drivers are women drivers. Thanks for the ride, lady! STAY SPOOKY!

It's June and you know we cant get out of these last 30 days without getting a little gay. This time the Spooky Boys get sweaty and stabby with Al Pacino himself in this little know thriller all about cruising...

Is it really that bad? Is it though? Is it??? Maybe, but probably not. The Spooky Boys wanted to sit down and dig into some of the more hated movies from some of horror's most popular franchises and we ask the questions everyone has been thinking about since Busta Rhymes asked Michael Myers what the fuck he was doing here. 

Hello, its me again. I've come to stab in the spleen again. Ghostface comes back to Woodsboro to slay a new set of teens while them Spooky Boys get drunk and flap jaw all about it. Also Courtney Cox gets a haircut. We also celebrate the unofficial 100th episode of the podcast. We will keep talking and drinking so long as you keep listening. Thank you all and keep staying spooky!

Welcome to Hollyweird, where the faces of all the ghosts come to rest. Also, did you know that Flipper died? On this episode, your 2nd favorite podcast runs down your 3rd favorite Scream movie with 100% Cotton and possibly a few drinks.

Do you hear it? Are you ready? That sound... it sounds like WE'RE PURGING! Get your TV's ready because we are watching The Purge: Anarchy along with you. Why didn't we watch the 1st movie first? Don't know, but it's not your show so don't worry about such things.

Those Dukes of Spook have a special bonus episode just for you. We talk about what we think are some of the best, some of the scariest, and some of the okay-est masks in all of horror and beyond, so get those ears ready!

Ohhhhhh, we are Happy Campers, we love to drink and cuss, and if you don't listen, we will kick you in the nuts. Pack those nap sacks and bring your wieners because the Dukes of Spook roast some turds while we watch the unappreciated classic that is Sleepaway Camp 2: Revenge of the Peter.

One, Two, we have a new episode for you. You didn't want it and you damn sure didn't ask for it but here it is anyway. Almost everyone's least favorite Elm Street movie. So put on your dancing shoes and get that diary ready cause we watched Freddy's Revenge cause it's our goddamn show and we don't care about you. 

Hey! You ever seen a snake? You ever seen a snake... on 3D? Well now you have cause them Spooky Boys are coming at you once again with a return Camp Crystal lake via the Haven of all that is Higgins. So grab your 3D glasses and a bottle of ibuprofen and lets all watch a sweet ass yo-yo scene with ya boy JV! STAY SPOOKY!

The Chuck is back and he brought along them Spooky Boys to talk about his 2nd murderous rampage through the suburbs of Chicago and straight into our hearts. Have you ever seen a doll that pees itself? Well this one bleeds! Also we sort of lose sight of what we normally do because we had wonderful, multiple interruptions from the Saint of HCTS, Rob Wicked himself!

We don't just make horror movie content, sometimes we get liquored up and like to talk about My Little Pony or favorite Designing Women episodes. Well this time its neither, instead we sit down with Yukon Tom and the Flu-Tang Man to talk about how badass some of those tunes from our favorite NES games can hit them ear drums so sit down with some Butterfinger BB's and nod along to all the classic Nintendo hits!

Tis the season to be murdered... We take a Christmas Break with nosey ass Aunt Maggie while we get a little too drunk and watch Child's Play. So pay that back alley salesman and get your ass ready cause we want to bring you yuletide greetings with our classic HCTS attitudes. 

His name is Matt, and he's kind scary, don't try to run, cause his ass is hairy. Unfortunately we watched Maniac Cop 2 because its a Christmas Episode. Do you have the testicular fortitude to listen in? Well we hope you like musical interludes cause there is a bunch!

It's the 80's and you are getting ready to sneak out of the house to go to a carnival but first you need to put on a Halloween mask and grab a knife before sneak a peek at your sisters boobies... and if that sounds familiar to you, this is where similarities end cause it just gets weird from here. Welcome to The Funhouse were all your nightmares of horny big headed monsters come to life. Come for the terror but stay for the corndogs!

Evil Dies Tonight. Evil Dies Tonight. Evil Dies Tonight. Evil Dies Tonight. Evil Dies Tonight. Evil Dies Tonight. Evil Dies Tonight. Evil Dies Tonight. Evil Dies Tonight. Evil Dies Tonight. Evil Dies Tonight. Evil Dies Tonight. Evil Dies Tonight. Evil Dies Tonight. Evil Dies Tonight. Evil Dies Tonight. Evil Dies Tonight. Evil Dies Tonight. Evil Dies Tonight. Evil Dies Tonight. Evil Dies Tonight. Evil Dies Tonight. EVIL DIES TONIGHT!

The wrong man was released from the psych ward due a mix up in name spelling and now he is on a killing spree for sorority girls... silently? We watched Silent Madness cause Nacho's wanted to and now you have to listen about it. Sorry we're not sorry. STAY SPOOKY! 

Send in the MARINES! ALIEN MARINES! We took a detour one afternoon while drinking when we decided that talking about the Aliens toy franchise was a good idea but we were wrong... It was a fucking GREAT idea! Toyline reviews drunkenly brought to you by the Dukes of Spook. (each sold separately) 

Scream 2: Scream Harder Hash Tag Ghost Face Goes To College. That's All.

We are not going to sugar coat it for you. We traveled back in time and made out with our moms to make this episode happen. Don't fear the Reaper cause baby I'm your man. Also, we're back bitches!

So you like the Resident Evil franchise huh? I bet you love getting together with a friend and talking about the best game in the series, don't ya? Well guess what CHUD? This ain't it... This is Resident Evil 5 and your 2nd favorite podcast is not a fan. So get your boulder punching fists ready cause we are about to crap all over this piece of garbage.

You didn't think we would go all summer without dropping you some extra content did you? That's right, your 2nd favorite podcast is back with a full "bonus" episode where we review this nifty little indie flick called Fresh Hell, so after you check us out please make sure to check it out cause if you don't, somebody is might cut their d%$& off! STAY SPOOKY!

Good Evening Kiddies! Tonight's tale involves a room full or loud mouth jerks with too much booze in their blood and their opinions on movies made over 2 decades ago. Who knows, maybe you might learn something and become the next Scary Cooper or Robert Deadford with a little story we like to call… Demon Knight.

Wolfs, wolfs, and boobie wolfs! Your 2nd favorite podcast final gets down and sexy with the wild wolfs of The Howling. Do you like Tom Atkins? Well guess what? This movie has his K-Mart knock off brother Tim Watkins. Also we take a break in the middle and listen to some Weird Al cause its our show and you just have to deal with it. STAY SPOOKY!

Have you ever wondered what it was like to enjoy some of the best but also most of the worst of William Shatner and also sprinkle in a little bit of Michael Ironside, post Scanners but still in Canada? Well here is your chance! We bring you Visiting Hours from our HELLO NASTY list via Spook-E-Vision. And if this movie doesn't work, at least our SHAKE machine does?

Thrill Me. If you have the time, pop yourself some popcorn, slug down whiskey, grab yourself a warm body, and throw on a snuggie cause this is the shit right here. Night Of The Creeps. The Tom Atkins diet of delight peaks with this fantastical peak of cinematic madness. Get your flame thrower ready for the big dance. Light em up Spanky, and Thrill Me. 

Welcome back for the first time to Camp Forest Green. You feel like you've been here before but maybe it feels different. The lakes are Crystal and the deaths are plenty. Friday the 13th Part VI is what's up on the chopping block so make sure you laugh along while we try so STAY SPOOKY!

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you smoked too much Oregano and not enough Nutmeg? Well we know! The damn devil will take control of you unless you keep yourself busy with knitting and weed. So grab some microwaveable burritos and put on some 2 Live Crew while we bring you back to 1999 and talk all kinds of shit about your Idle Hands!

Lets take your 2 favorite characters from the Resident Evil franchise, subtract one, and then drop Leon alone in some eastern European country to rescue the President of the United States' daughter who was kidnapped by a shadowy organization that is totally not Umbrella and being held captive in a badly guarded small church. Also there is a dog and a chainsaw wielding doctor. Thats right! It's time for Resident Evil 4 y'all!

Here it is! The most electrifying SEGA game since Virtua Fighter Kids! This game is not talked about enough and really, its become a problem so we went ahead and made it your problem. This game has all the best and none of the worst of Resident Evil, including incest and the first return of Wesker so pay attention and get ready cause its Code Veronica time!

Have you ever wondered what would happen if the Jetsons were headed up by Dr. Grant from Jurassic Park but they were in space and also there is ghosts? Well it that is a thing for you, you're a fan of the upcoming 1997 futuristic past present documentary movie that is sometimes know as Event Horizon. Enjoy! (NOTES: Sorry that we sometimes shout at you. We got super drunk and voices are hard to control) 

Once there was a Maniac who also was a cop, also he had chin. The chin to end all chin's. That's right, we watched Maniac Cop and we had a lot of fun with it. Also we say offense stuff so please don't let your children listen and always STAY SPOOKY!

Well hello there Spooky Squad. We don't wanna waste your time sugar coating it, this movie sucks balls. But we do talk about the new Texas Chainsaw movie so that's kinda cool, I guess.

You don't have to be alone tonight, just call us and pick up that phone! We are spending our Valentine weekend with you and since we are getting so romantic together, lets get weird with it. So welcome to the dance of odd slashers that came after Scream. Also Stay Spooky!

Hey Spooky Sqaud! Are you an Edge Lord? Do you like Edges? Do you like Axes? Do you like the Say You Love Satan Podcast? Do you like suspense? Do you like Drama? Cause you wont find some of that here, cause this is Here Comes The Spooky and we drunkenly do what we want cause this ain't your mom and dad's podcast, baby! This time we are joined by the super special Satanic guest from the diabolic Dr. Benny Graves cinema. The Host with the most shaft to dickhead ratio, that's right it's thee Dr. Benny Graves himself. Also we watched a movie.

Hey Grandpa Joe, can we go to Potter's Bluff before we head over to Willie's Chocolate Fat Factory and watch shitty kids get murdered? Maybe? That's right, we visited Potter's Bluff to learn about "A New Way Of Life". Have you ever wanted to live in a town full of zombies that spend their nights killing tourists but spend their days pumping gas and running the local diner? Well good! Cause we have the answers right here on everybody's 2nd favorite podcast!