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A comedy podcast in which four idiots answer hypothetical questions you wouldn't even think to ask.

Hypothetically Speaking Podcast


    • Mar 10, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 4m AVG DURATION
    • 94 EPISODES


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    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 92 - Ball Bouquet and Goops

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2020 23:57


    Enjoy episode 92 of Hypothetically Speaking, the podcast where we take a deep dive into some wacky hypothetical situations!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 91 - Parking Fascists and the Three Decisions

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2020 30:40


    Enjoy episode 91 of Hypothetically Speaking, the podcast where we take a deep dive into some wacky hypothetical situations!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 90 - Heavy Pants and Playful Ponchos

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2020 30:51


    Enjoy episode 90 of Hypothetically Speaking, the podcast where we take a deep dive into some wacky hypothetical situations!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 89 - Fat Cats and Post-Nut Clarity

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2020 65:35


    Enjoy episode 89 of Hypothetically Speaking, the show where we take a deep dive into some wacky hypothetical situations!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 88 - Drnhrrrdtdd 2.0 (Chrome Edition) and ?Uggggh?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2020 55:50


    Enjoy episode 88 of Hypothetically Speaking, the podcast where we take a deep dive into some wacky hypothetical situations!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 87 - Shame Ghosts and Ghostbation

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2019 51:41


    Where's Rick Moranis when you need him? Have you seen Hellraiser? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 86 - Mandatory Intoxication and Government Smash

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2019 68:46


    For God's sake, will someone please play catch with Sean?! Did you know Greg is a lot better at Mario Kart than Zain? Like, a lot better... All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 85 - Towel Trappers and Weird Walken

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2019 58:16


    If your ass were a printer, what type of printer would it be? What is your worst celebrity impression? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 84 - Riding Roller Coasters and Glucking Olives

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2019 55:19


    Do you have a need for speed? Can you point to Uzbekistan on a map? All that and more on this week’s Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 83 - The Goodboys and a Black Moon

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2019 50:10


    How easy would it be to blackmail your principal? What would you do if you had the powers of a platypus? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 82 -The Stevening and Randy CatJohnson

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2019 47:40


    Are you tired of seeing your stupid fucking face in the mirror? Have you ever wanted a cat for your Johnson? All that and more on this week’s Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 81 - The Streisand Effect and Area 51

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2019 53:58


    What's your favorite flavor of BDSM? Who are you bringing to storm Area 51? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 80 - Rupert McBeardface and Other People's Underpants

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2019 55:17


    What would you do with Danny DeVito's seed? Do you know the real history of beach volleyball? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 79 - Testicular Migration and Sandwich Pal

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2019 55:51


    Have you ever thought, man, having ball is the worst? What do you have to offer an eligible sandwich? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 78 - Foodacalypse and The Ketchup Giant

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2019 46:38


    Would you stop the apocalypse if it was made of bacon? Do you put your giants in the fridge? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 77 - Bathroom Brawl and Beach Belfies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2019 64:50


    Have your nipples ever gone raw? Why do Mormons like seagulls so much? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 76 - Crab Dragons and Toaster Tussle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2019 51:24


    Have you ever wanted to be the mother of cragons? How many slots does your toaster have? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 75 - Condoggles and the Poophole Loophole

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2019 66:12


    How long does it take to clean an elephant specifically named Todd? Have you ever wanted to create a new pizza topping? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 74 - Scrambled Eggs and Kangaroo Court

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2019 49:52


    Would you eat a bully stick? Would you bite your fingers off for George Clooney? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 73 - Poopy Traps and the Porn Matrix

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2019 62:48


    What would you do with a bunch of animals? How familiar are you with Pornhub? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 72 - Hot Oil and Hard Nipples

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2019 67:35


    Do you enjoy the joyful surprise of an unprovoked hard nipple? Would you eat a sandwich prepared by Dirty Mike? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 71 - Furry Frenzy and Boy Number 8

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2019 40:10


    Which Pokemon do you think is the sexiest? Is Hitler evil enough for you?! All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking! Question #1 - 5:34 Question #2 - 24:39

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 70 - Dream Deals and Finger Foods

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2019 46:40


    Do you know the etymology of the word come? Do you know where Dirty Mike's hands have been? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 69 - Joni and the Furry Boyz

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2019 77:05


    Have you ever wanted to slam some jams? How do you like your timburger cooked? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 68 - Jizz Blanket and Sweet Treats

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2019 59:03


    Would you go to a brothel on Sesame Street? Do you know what it means to embezzle youth? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 67 - Fairy Floss and the Time Wizard

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2019 75:23


    Would you cut in line at McDonald's? Have you ever wanted a free gym membership? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 66 - Hot Dogs and Kneezle Gnar

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2019 61:37


    Are you a dog person? How many socks do you have on your clothes line? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 65 - Bigolas Cage and Ghost Farts

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2019 55:11


    Do you think tables deserve more love? Have you ever wanted to taste the Swazey? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 64 - Bread Friends and Extra Legs

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2019 78:41


    How far would you go to make a friend happy? Is rye toast the best toast? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 63 - Shaqsquatch and Bear Fishing

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2019 64:48


    Would you still be friends with Big Foot if he farted diamonds? Which celebrity would you let control your brain? All that and more on this weeks Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 62 - Trash Man and Pleasure Clothes

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2019 84:05


    Do you have a handsome cock? Are you trash? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 61 - Autocorrect and Tongue Towels

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2019 86:56


    Do you have blood in all the wrong places? How many tongues is too many? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 60 - Moon King and Scarl

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2018 52:43


    Is Sean more of a Paris or a Nicole? Would you give Randy a handy? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 59 - Avenue Z and Daddy Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2018 68:44


    Would you trust a prostitute named Tammy? Do you wanna know the secret to Kate Beckinsale's eternal beauty? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 58 - Performance Piss and Conner Cage

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2018 54:00


    Do you think Cloon Dog needs more cash? Mmmmmmmm, butt rabies. All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 57 - Tater Titties and Farmer Rogan

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2018 71:21


    Have you ever wanted your friends in your mouth? Do you know who fucked the turkeys? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 56 - Ridiculous Riddles and Comfortable Kittens

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2018 61:39


    What would you do if you saw a green alien? Do you know the legendary tale of the Giant Turkey? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 55 - NyQuil and Meat Rice

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2018 67:44


    Have you ever been pegged by a witch? Why does Kyle have two middle names? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 54 - Boogerman and The Gang Gets Sacrificed

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2018 48:39


    Who would you chose to trap in The Cabin in the Woods? What's your favorite way to eat a booger? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 53 - Toilet Hands and Booty Shots

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2018 58:00


    How far would you go to gain Wikipedia fame? Do you trust your own butt? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 52 - Wet Necks and Gregolojism

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2018 63:36


    Do you think Ava Braun is a twat waffle? How much of a pirate’s PCP would you guzzle? All that and more on this week’s Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 51 - Ramen Monsters and Standing Room Only

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2018 64:24


    How would you sell a bunch of ramen? Would you put it in a pool? Would you feed it to a fool? Would you use it as a tool?! All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 50 - Money Babies and the God King

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2018 72:19


    Have you ever wanted to make a buck, while you give a buck? Do you have any idea what Zain is talking about? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 49 - Horse Two and Other People's Mouths

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2018 68:40


    We all love horse of course, but what if horse could force more horse? Do you subscribe to the philosophy that you should brush unto others as you wish to be brushed unto you? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 48 - Fly Fashion and Butt Democracy

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2018 49:37


    Have you ever wanted to look like Tim Curry rocking daisy dukes? Do you share Zain's hatred for bureaucracy and want to see this oppressive establishment dismantled board by board? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 47 - Stinky Dinkies and Zalien Abduction

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2018 56:28


    If you burp derp and need to slurp purp, would you gerp nerp? Aliens? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 46 - Darth Dildos and Whoopi Nuns

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2018 67:39


    Do you have time to speak about our lord and savior Darth Dildos? Have you ever wanted to be paid in tree bark? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 45 - Potty Party and Dirty Cake

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2018 55:15


    Have you ever taken a dump in a room full of strangers? Who would you stuff in Zain's birthday cake? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 44 - Cereal Killers and the Crappy Conch (with Susan Ruth)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2018 61:08


    Have you ever wanted to see the Kool-Aid Man and Yummy Mummy get down and dirty? How do you feel about adult diapers? All that and more on this week's episode of Hypothetically Speaking! A special thanks to Susan Ruth, from the Hey Human Podcast, for joining us!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 43 - Social Sabotage and Tantalizing Tattoos

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2018 63:15


    How many tweets would take you to topple an empire? Would you go full buttons? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

    Hypothetically Speaking - Episode 42 - Bath Salts and Cruise Juice

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2018 55:46


    Is twelve condoms ever enough? Would you cherish Tom Cruise's dirty underwear? All that and more on this week's Hypothetically Speaking!

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