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The Gnar Couch Podcast
Gnar Couch Podcast 166: Ben Crockett, Trailer of Shame, 90s Kid Nostalgia

The Gnar Couch Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2025 119:52


Welcome back to the Gnar Couch Podshow, where adult supervision is still just a rumor. This week, Chief, Boston Rob, and JP/Uncle Touche are joined by Ben Crockett—author, former editor of BMX Plus!, and full-time nostalgia dealer—for a full-throttle blast through the wild-ass chaos of growing up BMX, skating, and blowing stuff up in the 80s and 90s. Right out the gate, it's dick jokes and colonoscopy logistics, naturally followed by poop philosophy and tales of Sobe bottle gas bombs and Tannerite-fueled backyard science experiments. Just your typical Tuesday with the Gnar crew. Ben dives into stories from his BMX days—riding with legends at Woodward and Hoffman's Warehouse, risking life and limb (and film) just to maybe get one shot published. His new book Squeeze Light? Yeah, turns out 80% of it is straight from his childhood—complete with underground tunnels, Hell's Angels' kids, and two wheels as a one-way ticket to freedom. The crew reminisces about busted fingers, sketchy tricks, and getting bullied because you rolled up on a Mongoose instead of a GT. They long for the days when you could ride 20 miles without a phone, a helmet, or a damn care in the world—and maybe just a buck knife in your backpack to really confuse the other sixth graders. There's the usual blend of stupidity and soul: crass humor, inside jokes, emotional damage disguised as comedy, and the kind of real talk that hits somewhere between your funny bone and your trauma. Whether you were a bike shop rat, a skatepark kid, or just someone who once licked a 9V battery for fun, this episode's gonna hit home. Grab a drink, strap in, and prepare to laugh, wince, and wonder how you're still alive. It's a beautiful mix of mayhem, memories, and mildly inappropriate wisdom—only on the Gnar Couch Podshow. Check out our store for sick shirts. Got to our Patreon and give us money. Get 30% off BLIZ sunglasses and more with the code "sponchesmom".

The Gnar Couch Podcast
Gnar Couch Podcast 165: NRML MTBer, Frisco Freeride Fuckery, The Cosby Simulation

The Gnar Couch Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2025 109:03


Alright, strap in Gnards, ‘cause you're tuning into another idiotic episode of the Gnar Couch Podshow. Today, we're talking to “NRML MTB'er” — who, spoiler alert, is anything but normal. We've got Boston Rob, JP/Uncle Touche, Sebastian the wildcard guest, Chief, and Jimmy Sniper gearing up to take you on a deranged journey through mountain biking's less-traveled trails. After Rob morphs into his alter ego, DJ Fred when he plays our newest trap intro song—Canyon Kings—we talk collaborations with OnlyFans creators and reporter nerds going OTB on urban Frisco trails. NRML tells us about blasting bikes with every gun imaginable and we engage in some intense debates over which country deserves a mock nuclear winter. It's all the usual dumb humor with a side of stupid. Pack your sense of humor. Or don't, and cancel all of us. Whatever. We'll come back like cockroaches. Check out our store for sick shirts. Got to our Patreon and give us money. Get 30% off BLIZ sunglasses and more with the code "sponchesmom".

The Gnar Couch Podcast
Gnar Couch Podcast 164: Calirado Kid, Front Butts, Aleksander Rubonov

The Gnar Couch Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2025 106:29


Strap in and hold on tight 'cause you're back with the Gnar Couch Podshow, the only show more unhinged than your grandma's teeth. This week, JP a.k.a. Uncle Touche, Boston Rob, Cheef, and Jimmy Sniper, are cranking one out with the Colorado Kid, a former engineer turned MTB jokester. We're kicking things off with a wild guess-who of the non-existent Russian hockey legend, Aleksander Rubonov, then veering straight into the absurdity of “front butts”—and yeah, it's exactly what it sounds like. Colorado Kid's here to spill the beans on ditching spreadsheets for spit-takes, proving life's too short for a real job. It's all unscripted, unhinged, and unbelievable. Let's get this dumpster fire burning! Check out our store for sick shirts. Got to our Patreon and give us money. Get 30% off BLIZ sunglasses and more with the code "sponchesmom".

Metal Massacre
GAMEPOD - March

Metal Massacre

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2025 37:36


MERCH BEARDCARE USE PROMO CODE : METAL FOR 20% OFF DISCORD This week on GamePod, join Dustin, your Tsar of Gnar, for a quick but packed episode as he dives into the latest happenings in the gaming world. With a special Nintendo Switch 2 Direct just around the corner on April 2nd, Dustin teases a deep dive that will be featured in next week's episode. But for now, he addresses the pressing issue of layoffs in the gaming industry and discusses the recent formation of the United Video Game Workers union, which aims to protect developers' rights and job security.In addition to industry insights, Dustin explores the potential impact of the highly anticipated Grand Theft Auto VI on upcoming game releases, highlighting how publishers are strategizing their launch windows to avoid competition. He also shares his thoughts on the importance of creativity in game development, referencing Super Smash Bros creator Masahiro Sakurai's call for Japanese developers to stay true to their unique styles rather than conforming to market trends.As the episode wraps up, Dustin gives a sneak peek at some exciting titles to look forward to in April, including the upcoming releases of "South of Midnight" and "Indiana Jones and the Great Circle." Whether you're a hardcore gamer or just curious about the latest in gaming news, this episode is a must-listen!

Cannabis School
Life, Strains & Shredding the Gnar

Cannabis School

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2025 41:51


This week, we sparked up and let the good vibes roll!

The Gnar Couch Podcast
Gnar Couch Podcast 163: Luke Whitlock, Fundraiser for Kevin Boyer, Pickleball Lasses vs. Tennis GILFs

The Gnar Couch Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2025 106:34


After 10 long months of diaper blowouts and sleep deprivation, Cheef has returned from spawning his future giga-Chad son, and the Four Horsemen of the MTB Apocalypse are back to offend 90% of the MTB world while whispering sweet, honey-soaked nonsense into the ears of the remaining 10%. This week, Rampage rider and all-around dirt wizard Luke Whitlock joins the shitshow to talk about carving out unique trails, sending it at Rampage, harnessing the power of low-voltage electricity, and balancing it all with his strong Christian faith (which we definitely need more of around here, especially Rob). On a serious note, our friend Kevin Boyer—TRP Brakes' US OE Sales Manager and certified badass—was in a horrific snowboarding accident on March 7th, leaving him with no feeling or movement in his lower legs. A GoFundMe has been set up to help with his medical bills, rehab, home and vehicle modifications, and living expenses during his recovery. If you can donate, PLEASE do—it's the least we can do for a guy who's done so much for the MTB community. On a much less serious note, we discuss the deeply troubling rise of bike parks closing in favor of pickleball courts, and the possible impact this will have on JP's life as a GILF hunter. Plus, we dive into way more dumb shit, including but not limited to: country-rap fusion, BDSM uses for dropper posts, and another Baiku truth bomb from Jimmy. Tune in, or don't—we're still gonna do this either way. Check out our store for sick shirts. Got to our Patreon and give us money. Get 30% off BLIZ sunglasses and more with the code "sponchesmom".

Spegillinn
Sparnaður í samráðsgátt og klamydía ógnar kóalabjörnum

Spegillinn

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2025 20:05


En það vakti nokkra athygli þegar Kristrún Frostadóttir, forsætisráðherra, fór þá leið að óska eftir ábendingum frá almenningi um hvernig væri hægt að spara í ríkisrekstrinum. Ekki stóð á viðbrögðunum; nærri fimmtán hundruð athugasemdir hafa verið sendar inn á samráðsgátt stjórnvalda og þar má sjá allskonar hugmyndir; leggja niður RÚV, loka landinu fyrir hælisleitendum, hætta að veita áfengi í veislum og fækka sendiráðum. Fresturinn til að skila inn umsögn rennur út í lok mánaðar og eftir það fer sérstakur hópur á vegum forsætisráðuneytisins yfir ábendingarnar. Áslaug Arna Sigurbjörnsdóttir, þingmaður Sjálfstæðisflokksins, og Guðmundur Ari Sigurjónsson, þingmaður Samfylkingarinnar, fara yfir málið. Klamydía ógnar tilvist einhverrar allra krúttlegustu skepnu heims - kóala- eða pokabjarnarins ástralska. Vísindamenn vinna hörðum höndum að því að þróa bóluefni til að forða þeim frá útrýmingu.

The Gnar Couch Podcast
Gnar Couch Podcast 162: Rob's Shitgasm, The Lumbersexual, We Try a Bit

The Gnar Couch Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2024 84:45


Boy, oh boy. What a great mountain bike podcast we have for you this week. We discuss everything you need to know about buying your next bike, including: Rob's shitgasm, a very strange phenomenon where Boston Rob tried to push out a fart when he was 12 and ended up also having his first orgasm, Cheef's closeted desire to be a gay lumberjack (according to the listeners), JP's frustration with cuntstomer service nowadays, a new bit that we can't do right because Cheef didn't explain it very well, and Jimmy's baiku. 

The Gnar Couch Podcast
Gnar Couch Podshow 161: Chris Canfield and Vampire Bikes, Why Carbon Sucks, Basement Possums

The Gnar Couch Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2024 111:17


In this episode of the Gnar Couch Podshow, hosts Chief, JP/Uncle Touche, Boston Rob, and Jimmy Sniper are joined by renowned bike designer Chris Canfield. We dive into Chris's extensive experience and involvement with multiple bike brands, including Revel, Canfield, Flow Bikes, and his new venture, Vampire. Chris shares his excitement about his cutting-edge new bikes that are designed to have multiple rear travel settings on one frame. The conversation covers the technical intricacies of various bike suspension designs, the importance of on-site quality control in Taiwan, and the skills required for precise hand-welding in bike manufacturing. Chris also discusses the adaptability of bike designs, from narrow pedals for rocky terrains to customizable features like the "flip chip" for MX or full 29 configurations. After more than an hour of actually talking about bikes, the crew returns to its regularly scheduled programming of  nonsensical topics, vampire myths, and stories of uninvited basement possums.  Check out our store for sick shirts. Got to our Patreon and give us money. Get 30% off BLIZ sunglasses and more with the code "sponchesmom".

The Gnar Couch Podcast
Gnar Couch Podshow 160: "The Hacker" Loses Again, Front Boofing ZYN, Nigel's Bug Eyes

The Gnar Couch Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2024 80:32


Welcome back to the greatest MTB podcast on earth, the Gnar Couch Podshow. It's been six long months since Cheef's baby was bornt, and now he's ready to neglect his family again to head up this idiotic mess. In this episode, your favorite mediocre mountain bikers who never talk about mountain biking--Jimmy Sniper, Cheef, Boston Rob, and JP/Uncle Touche--drag you through a mess of nonsense, including discussions about front boofing ZYN and previously unconsidered places to stash bike tools, Cheef's encounters with a bug-eyed, big-headed kid named Nigel, Rob (who is Jewish) dropping his kids off at something he calls "Jew Camp," Cheef's caffeine-induced high blood pressure, and Rob's Creed tribute to the show. We've hardly been riding bikes, so we hardly talk about them. The Oral Connections Line is hot with callers this week, including Reamo Piehole, Dean the XC Nerd, WienerMaster, and more, all of whom add to the spirit of the show with intelligent and interesting content. We can't leave out the heartfelt thanks to our Patreon supporters because, let's face it, you people bankroll this circus. Help us pay for the few things we need to keep this running for as low as $4.20/month. Big ups to Bliz Eyewear for being down since nearly day one. Save 30% using the code "sponchesmom" at checkout.  

POWER MOVES with Mike Burns
Classic Episode: The Ballad of Hot Tub Johnny feat. Gnarly Zack

POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2024 28:10


Karl4Real encouraged me to post another best of PM for Gnar, and return to our regularly scheduled episode next week. I agree. Gnarly always got a a little more run on the Pmail, and these were always so shockingly fun. Sit back and relax with your best bud and a few High Lifes on this classic episode from August 20, 2019. For supporters, the new K4RDS 085 is LIVE. Happy 'Ween, you guys.

As Garfield Intended
Gnar at the Bar

As Garfield Intended

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2024 128:25


Ebon Alpha to Alliances Ante. Full rules can be found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uPMy2PQYGRAye9oYuZnPERsDD44O3RIFhNBoiQBKdig/edit

Grab Matters Podcast
Chase Heavener | The Grab Matters Podcast - Episode 62

Grab Matters Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2024 123:32


He was given a 1 stop ban on the pro tour for hitting a pine cone with a wiffle ball bat? Chase Heavener is a former professional wakeboarder from Orlando, Florida, and has been around since the early days of the sport. Seeing it progress from "trick ski" style riding to where the sport is today has been a wild ride, and a ride that Chase had some influence in. When he got into the sport, he didn't feel as though the current contest landscape represented his crews style of riding, or their vision for the sport, and some feathers were ruffled in the pursuit of change. After his riding career, Chase went behind the scenes and helped create some of wakeboarding's most iconic videos. Getting banned from Wakeboarding Mag, the New Crew, running a 5 minute mile, Neptune, sinking a boat 4 times, and the current media landscape. Hear all that and much more in Episode 62 of the Grab Matters Podcast!Follow Chase: https://www.instagram.com/chaseheavener/Thank you to our sponsors:Liquid Force: https://www.liquidforce.com/15% OFF Driftline use "grab15" at checkout: https://tinyurl.com/yvksusym$50 OFF Skiboatcovers use "grab50" at checkout: https://www.skiboatcovers.com/15% OFF FatSac use "grab15" at checkout: https://www.fatsac.com/WSIA: https://wakeresponsibly.com/Chapters:00:00 - 1:30 Intro3:40 Tim Tebow Doc5:20 Disqualified from the PWT7:50 Running9:20 First time riding14:00 First sponsors18:00 Finless22:40 4x4 hole pattern23:30 Neptune27:00 New Crew38:00 LF'n Wheel of Questions43:25 Gnar ramp45:50 Mayday51:00 Getting into filming56:20 Erik Ruck question58:25 Attention Deficit 59:23 Driftline “Deserves Some Love”1:03:00 What makes a movie good?1:08:30 Pre Pop1:13:50 WSIA (Ad)1:14:40 Alliance Wake1:23:00 Fast Five by Fatsac1:30:00 Setup1:34:40 Banned from WBM1:39:00 X Games Judging1:44:00 Media landscape1:51:05 FoilingLinks:Byerly in Hit It: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqpoqCLxxts&t=66sGnar Ramp: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUEE2rZGxT4Decline of the waterski monopoly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPvQjFfDQFk&t=1563sRave till dawn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADe20Gns8QAPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/GrabMattersPodcastWebsite: https://www.grabmatters.com/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@grabmatters/videosInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/grabmatters/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@grabmatterspodcastFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/grabmatters

Keep Rolling with Jake Briggs
Episode 57: #056 Russell Grundy

Keep Rolling with Jake Briggs

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2024 103:52


Russell Grundy a veteran skateboarder that's had a journey through sponsorship, touring, comp riding, living overseas, skatepark ownership, skatepark park design, judging and giving back to his community with some big developments in the pipeline.Timestamps added below if you want to skip to your juice.Want to become a Keep Rolling Patron and help further support the channel, hit the Patreon link below and Roll with the Squad!https://www.patreon.com/street_rolling_cheetahAdd, Follow or Contact Russell Grundy:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/grundysskateboarding/?hl=en Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Grundysskateboarding Add, Follow or Contact me: Email: streetrollingcheetah@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/street_rolling_cheetah/?hl=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/st_rollcheetahFace book: https://www.facebook.com/StreetRollingCheetah/LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/jake-briggs-77b867100/Timestamps(00:00:00)   Inspiration on the Board(00:10:00)  Black Label VS Deca(00:14:00)  Sponsorship (00:21:00)  Tampa and Lil Wayne(00:24:30)  Slam Skatepark (00:30:00)  The Feeling and Development(00:34:30)  Injuries and Resilience(00:41:30)  Incite Change (00:54:00)  Gnar and Next Phase(01:02:00)  Judging and Scoring Analytics(01:11:00)  Skatepark Design(01:15:00)  Sports Leader of the Year(01:20:00)  Projects(01:27:30)  Skaters on the Rise(01:37:00)  Sk8 Mafia

Gnar Gnomies MTB Podcast
Episode 58: The Gnar Queen... MTB Coach/Guide and World Traveler Caro McCarley

Gnar Gnomies MTB Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2024 80:30


What a treat to talk with Caroline McCarley who is Gnar Gnomies semi co host The Lawyer's wife's, sister's college roomate lol. She left her big time corporate gig producing for HGTV, Food Network, Travel Channel, and so on for the MTB Gnar life. She now travels the world with her husband, the famous trail builder Shaggy, and does MTB coaching/guiding. It was rad for The Lawyer and myself to sit down with her for a chat, enjoy! https://www.instagram.com/caromccarley/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/josh-schaefer/support

Mad Scientist Party Hour
661 - Shud the Gnar

Mad Scientist Party Hour

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2024 119:58


Shuddy Boy and Kevin discuss the indoor snowboarding trip in NJ, Geoff goes to see a legendary Kendrick Lamar concert and gets his heart broken by a new Taco Bell Cheez-It colab.

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Gnar Gnomies MTB Podcast
Episode 55: The ole bait and switch, Into the Gnar!

Gnar Gnomies MTB Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2024 54:10


In episode 55 The Mechanic and I hit Pine Mountain and give you the pre and post ride coverage. Lets go Into the Gnar! The CamJam! https://www.amazon.com/Nite-Ize-CamJam-Cord-Tightener/dp/B0CKFP3BFZ/ref=sr_1_1?crid=YPX5JGBCWZ9D&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.ZDSBjSu7142xTGLcgDRL4eWJMKKXiCaPw6_E-hodbblwMMjRgHsPhZ1-V-h9BR0l4uyU5i-K6oxZqJQJw8zNclWkl_IO39099IXUddFSiXk494pEcmrwcu7jIQzdIXUGBPmQcRDFNmE_NRk8kbu439pmNyuAQ02nMVILpHK32zLQmeK1z_YZN30C0aRMzgo64_t-HCi-kB6laYlP072GcUXazvDrUuVGGgHPUMGD0tYyP6G4kG-LuwcgARImN-vhg2pHavTIcI5s6yWbRk5x8vQBGfy7DnVS9W4aJvwZqMw.sh2Y5GNrpfI-zLdODNAmILcBNhObGaTryRa3Ssu9Uaw&dib_tag=se&keywords=time+atacize+camjam+cord+tightener&qid=1719345234&sprefix=time+atacize+camjam+cord+tightener%2Caps%2C367&sr=8-1 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/josh-schaefer/support

Gnar Gnomies MTB Podcast
Episode 54: The Gnarly Adventurer/Pro Whitewater Kayaker Isaac Levinson

Gnar Gnomies MTB Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2024 87:37


This episode spans all types of Gnar! I got the opportunity to catch up with one of my best friends from high school and we had a lot to talk about. He has been a professional kayaker for many years spanning team USA, massive waterfall drops, etc. but also loves all adventure xtreme sports like mountain biking, skiing, paragliding, climbing, hydra-foiling, and so much more. I hope you get a kick out of this as much as I did! https://www.instagram.com/isaaclevkayak/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/josh-schaefer/support

POWER MOVES with Mike Burns
214 - First Class Zicam Cocaine feat. Gnarly Zack

POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2024 55:15


Gnar returns for a fabulous pre-Memorial Day ep to send you off to glory. It's a great hang. Be safe, with the heat of a thousand suns. Thanks for ridin'! Love, Mike  (This show is meant to be a bumper to the K4RDS ep I record a few hours later after golf league with Karl 4 Real if you're into that: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns. NBD.)  

Gnar Gnomies MTB Podcast
Episode 49: Just a good old fashion Gnar Gnomies roundtable

Gnar Gnomies MTB Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2024 71:39


On this rad episode we are back to our roots for a good old fashion Gnar Gnomies round table discussion. Just chatting about whats going on in the mtb world and discussing that MTB stokeage with our fellow Gnomies Mr. Fashionista and The Lawyer! Check it out! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/josh-schaefer/support

The Hustle Daily Show
Surf Some Mechanical Gnar at Aventuur Parks | The Growth Show

The Hustle Daily Show

Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2024 14:01


Aventuur surf parks is set to break ground in 11 cities across North America. And for a project that costs between $50 to $100MM per surf park, it'll take more than just a fancy wave pool to become people's new favorite hobby. The Growth Show is a special series brought to you by The Hustle Daily Show about how to grow a business, an idea, or a movement. Hosted by Matthew Brown. Get HubSpot's Free AI-Powered Sales Hub: enhance support, retention, and revenue all in one place https://clickhubspot.com/bdn Follow us on social media: TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thdspod  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thdspod/  Thank You For Listening to The Hustle Daily Show. Don't forget to hit Subscribe or Follow us on Apple Podcasts so you never miss an episode! If you want this news delivered to your inbox, join millions of others and sign up for The Hustle Daily newsletter, here: https://thehustle.co/email/  Plus! Your engagement matters to us. If you are a fan of the show, be sure to leave us a 5-Star Review on Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-hustle-daily-show/id1606449047 (and share your favorite episodes with your friends, clients, and colleagues).

The Gnar Couch Podcast
Gnar Couch Podshow 159: TDS Enduro Recap, Spotting Stank Saddles, The Mint Jew Lip

The Gnar Couch Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2024 111:55


Brace yourselves for what might just be the greatest mountain bike audio explosion your ears have ever experienced. Welcome to the Gnar Couch Podshow—not just your average podcast, but a podshow, which cranks up the gnar factor to epic proportions. It only makes sense that this will be the best thing you'll listen to, possibly ever. We've rolled out the questionably stained red carpet for an event Lance Canfield himself would dub a "high-brow" affair. (Long-time listeners will know just how much esteem he holds for our little broadcast.) Join the stars of the TDS Enduro race—legends like Mark Weir, Cam McCaul, NormalMTBer, Ryan Beamish, Colon Bumb, Nick Dru, Calirado Kid, and many more as we dive into tales of hurling bags of gasoline into campfires, tackling women who ask for it, and the symbiosis of man, mushroom, and mastiff. Get the gritty details of getting knocked out in good-natured slap contests, racing drunk, and the fine art of lurking—err, uh "camping" near showers—all while you slave away as an underappreciated drone in your place of employment...or listen with the family...or however you pump this sonic excellence into your ear holes. As if that isn't enough, an Aussie hits up the oral connections line, randomly blurting out syllables we can't really understand, but we really like, we think. Deano the XC Nerd educates all of us. And we briefly discuss the soothing scents of well-used saddles, as prompted by Slick Honey Soaked Cougar. Finally, Jimmy's Baiku inspires another nickname for the Jewish Gangster. Join our Patreon for as little as $4.20/month. Listen to all our podshows. Get Bliz sunglasses 30% off with the code "sponchesmom" Get top caps at The Dark Bike Company. Check out the crazy deals at The Lost Co. 00:00 Eating chia seeds for smooth shitting experience. 10:20 Want a cool nickname, tired of this. 13:14 Fun talk about sniffing bike saddles. 17:41 Angus lost big, Deano's video rocks. 23:34 Freaking pumped for spirit awards, hanging with legends. 32:00 Good fucking time, Mark picked me. Spirit award kicks ass. 37:26 Screaming person turns out to be influencer. 42:15 Banquet Boss Eric's wild shroom trip moment with a dog. 46:20 Reminiscing about TDS 52:32 Stoked to do cool shit with great friends. 58:57 Different people, but all good folks. Interesting. 01:00:11 Picking eternal friends in a hilarious game. 01:09:27 Excited for next year, funny racing mishap. 01:13:26 "Got this fucking awesome jersey, dude!" 01:18:48 Connecting with the fam, bullshitting and bonding. 01:21:57 He did a fucking awesome job, thank you! 01:28:29 Awesome brakes, sweet discounts, cool nerdy stuff! 01:34:06 Regular listener gets a taste of mountain biking. 01:41:13 Tried to protect his egghead during fight. 01:45:55 Join our fucking Patreon and donate. 01:49:33 No more blood in the bathtub; it's aired out. Put the damn dog in the van.

POWER MOVES with Mike Burns
213 - Prison Wine feat. Gnarly Zack

POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2024 59:27


It's time to get caught up with ol' Gnar in Texas. Big surprise: he's chillin'. New episode 058 of K4RDS for supporters The Infamous by Mobb Deep piece Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

The Gnar Couch Podcast
(Double Drop) Gnar Couch Podshow 128: Black Fist, Fingering Nails, Dark Bike Co. Giveaway

The Gnar Couch Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2024 45:49


Half the crew is off to TDS Enduro in California, so we're droppin' a few old, crusty episodes this week. Specifically, the ones just prior to and the cause of our "cancellation" by "people we don't know." This week, we're selling a fictional product called "Blackfist." Actually, Black Fist is real. You can find it pretty much anywhere porn is available, but our product isn't exactly what you think. We journey into the wild craftsmanship of top caps by Dark Bike Co., something so finely made you'd swear it was forged in the fires of Mordor. Next, we're talking fingering strategies for those with glamour nails, and yes, a totally plausible business venture about turning semen into a snortable party favor. Hi Shark Tank. Expect to get advice that's as useful as a downhill bike in Bentonville, updates on Gnard Fest 2023 that are more anticipated than a Trailer Park Boys reunion special, and giveaways that might just make you feel like you've won a Golden Dicket to Willy Wanker's Chocolate Starfish Factory. So, plug in, gather the family around the radio, and let's crank this together. It's going to be more fun than watching lesbian cat moms react/utilize to cucumbers on YouTube/OnlyFans.  Join our Patreon for as little as $4.20/month. Listen to all our podshows. Get Bliz sunglasses 30% off with the code "sponchesmom" Get top caps at The Dark Bike Company. Check out the crazy deals at The Lost Co.

The Gnar Couch Podcast
Gnar Couch Podshow 158: Broadcasting From a Trailer, Is Eddie Pliers Drunk, Is JP a Hipster?

The Gnar Couch Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2024 99:31


It's official. We live in a trailer. And that trailer needs a name. Thanks to you, our listeners, for the most appropriate and kind names for our rickety-ass trailer studio. Your great suggestions, like "Cum Bucket" and "Bussy Massage Clinic" were much appreciated. That's right, we've got zero chill and a fucked-up funny bone. Rob and JP are preparing for their TDS trip with special correspondent Puto. If they stay sober enough, maybe we'll have some interviews and social media content for you. Eddie Pliers calls in three times with insightful words of wisdom as he flees Joe Biden's Pittsburgh visit. We have no idea what the fuck he's talking about, but it might involve Boston Rob running for president and having sex with JP.  Rob considers running for president (spoiler: world's fucked if that happens). Trash-talked politics with dick jokes sprinkled in—because sophistication is overrated. We also probe JP trying to figure out if he's a hipster because of his mustache. Make sure you blast this glorious shitshow in front of your HR director She'll no doubt love it. Flip on, flip off, tune in. Fuck it, let's roll. Join our Patreon for as little as $4.20/month. Listen to all our podshows. Get Bliz sunglasses 30% off with the code "sponchesmom" Get top caps at The Dark Bike Company. Check out the crazy deals at The Lost Co.

It's Not the Car
The Ferrari Story You Didn't Know You Needed

It's Not the Car

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2024 75:27


Once, in the 1990s, a fancy Italian carmaker hadn't gone sports-car racing in 20 years. Maybe they were too busy figuring out new ways to make a 348 catch fire or something. Then some influential folks made a few particularly expressive hand gestures and the Italians agreed to do it—but just this once, and then you gotta vaffanculo, alright? The shrieking red funkbullet that resulted won much and made a noise to eat your brain. Hold onto your butts: Today, we tell the story of the Ferrari 333 SP, the last purpose-built racing Ferrari before the Le Mans Hypercar they're running now. Ross raced one of these flying pasta-saucers in IMSA. Jeff engineered them in the same series. The 11,000-rpm V-12 sounded like a Formula 1 car because it came from—wait for it—a Formula 1 car. It's a good story. This show's format rotates weekly, because squirrel. We call this format “It's Not Not the Car.”  Related Trivia: Ross's 333 came with a factory man named Renzo. Renzo was there to mind the engine. Jeff later engineered the same chassis, with the same Renzo, but Ross had found another ride by then. Sam was once driving a Ferrari 488 in a track test when a wheel came off at 100 mph, but that's unrelated. (Joke maybe three people will get: “It's-a me! Gnar-io!”) This episode was produced by Mike Perlman. **  Support It's Not the Car: Contribute on Patreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/notthecar/⁠⁠⁠⁠ ** Topic suggestions, feedback, questions? Let us know what you think! ⁠⁠INTCPod@gmail.com⁠⁠ ** Where to find us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/j.v.braun⁠/⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠instagram.com/rossbentley/⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠instagram.com/thatsamsmith/⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠instagram.com/intcpod/⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠facebook.com/INTCPod⁠/⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠rossbentley.substack.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠speedsecrets.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠facebook.com/Drivercoach/⁠⁠⁠⁠ ** ABOUT THE SHOW: It's Not the Car is a podcast about people and speed. We tell racing stories and leave out the boring parts. Ross Bentley is a former IndyCar driver and an internationally renowned performance coach and author. Jeff Braun is a championship-winning race engineer. Sam Smith is an award-winning journalist and a former executive editor of Road & Track magazine. Together, we explore the emotion at the heart of the machine. We don't love racing for the nuts and bolts—we love it for what it asks of the bag of meat at the wheel. New episodes every Tuesday. 

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Gnar Couch Podshow 157: Miguel and JP vs. the World, Fan Questions for TDS Racers, Cumb Over to Our Trailer

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Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2024 86:01


Gnar Couch Podshow 157 is somewhere between our best and 157th worst show. Cumb with us as we discuss a plethora of important topics and sometimes talk about mountain biking to bore you. We've dedicated ourselves to living our brand as we prepare to move the studio from Cheef's apartment, where his gay neighbor (geighbor, as it is) stomps around like Shrek all night, to JP's trailer. We're looking for a wrap sponsor so we can yank the thing around with Rob's Taco podcasting our high-brow humor in quaint bike towns across America. Boston Rob is now lusting for sponsors like a teenager with his first Playboy. Wanna give us money? Hit him up. Or just check us out on Patreon. We take money any way we can get it. That's probably why JP has a realistic sex doll named Miguel squatting in the back of his van. He estimates Miguel's weight at 150 pounds, 130 of which is most likely peen, according to Eddie Pliers, a long-time listener. Other topics include self-anointing elk who piss all over themselves to attract a mate. Give it a try if you're having trouble getting laid. We also go in depth on whether or not it's possible to die choking on semen. (Guess what? It is, and it's reportedly happened.) And, since our tangents are about as stable as a unicycle on a tightrope, JP and Cheef randomly spend about five minutes trying to convince JP and Jimmy to actually start watching Trailer Park Boys. So, pour yourself a bag of paint and prepare to breathe deep because this is another nonsensical shitshow you'll want to soon forget. Join our Patreon for as little as $4.20/month. Listen to all our podshows. Get Bliz sunglasses 30% off with the code "sponchesmom" Get top caps at The Dark Bike Company. Check out the crazy deals at The Lost Co. 00:00 Oklahoma Blood: Stompin' Nachos. 11:09 Can you die from swallowing semen? 17:23 Cheef's loud geighbor. 21:40 He died at the Maverick, I think. 26:04 Remo Piehole and ninjitsjew 31:03 Biology with Deano the XC Nerd 37:39 Great collab idea 42:39 Miguel, JPs 150-pound sex doll 50:00 Queuing with the boomers 55:13 Rob wants more sponsors for the show  01:00:28 Our new studio is a trailer 01:07:29 More trailer talk 01:10:13 Baiku and Bliz Eyewear 01:13:50 Buy from thelostco 01:19:59 Join our Patreon 01:25:23 Good bye

Collecting Keys - Real Estate Investing Podcast
FF 90 - Gnar, NAR, NAR … Does Anyone Really Care?

Collecting Keys - Real Estate Investing Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2024 14:36


Unless you've been living under a rock, you've probably heard about the National Association of Realtors (NAR) lawsuit. In a ruling passed a few weeks ago, NAR agreed to pay $418 MILLION in damages and make several policy changes. But does any of this have an impact on real estate investors?In this episode, Dan Austin dives into this controversy surrounding NAR and what the future of the industry may look like. He questions the necessity of real estate agents in these modern times, and considers how their role could change after the landmark ruling.Catch this Friday Focus episode to hear more!Learn more about the Collecting Keys SCALE Community! https://collectingkeys.com/scale/Check out the FREE Collecting Keys “Sub To Transactions” Master Class!https://collectingkeys.com/subtoIf you're an established investor with money to invest, but not the time, check out the Instant Investor PRO Program! https://collectingkeys.com/Check out the Big Dan Energy shirt (and more!) in the Collecting Keys Merch Store: https://store.collectingkeys.com/Download the FREE 5-Step Guide To Generating Off Market Leads here: https://collectingkeys.com/free/If you are interested in learning from Dan and Mike to receive coaching and learn how they built their business, head to https://collectingkeys.com/ and see if you are a good fit for the mastermind group!Collecting Keys Podcast Resources:https://collectingkeys.com/https://www.instagram.com/collectingkeyspodcast/https://www.instantinvestorprogram.com/https://www.instagram.com/mike_invests/https://www.instagram.com/investormandan/https://www.youtube.com/@collectingkeysThis episode was produced by Podcast Boutique https://www.podcastboutique.com

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Gnar Couch Podshow 156: Semper Fi Fund, TDS Enduro, The Demon Core

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Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2024 97:11


Hey, bumb-lookers and therapy-needers, welcome to the unsanitized playground of banter we call the Gnar Couch Podshow, episode 156. We start this clusterfuck with Cheef using airtime to try to sell his bike. Classy. Paying homage to true courage, we hear from Ryan Beamish and thefund.org, an organization that helps connect veterans with mountain biking and cares for our nation's critically wounded, ill, and injured service members, veterans, and military families. Hear about their match campaign and all the cool shit they do for veterans. Meanwhile, Boston Rob's flat (or fat?) feet keep him grounded, but his dreams still soar...kind of. Get the lowdown on our spirited escapades at TDS, where the shenanigans are as plentiful as the dust clouds. Beamish, Boston Rob, JP, and Colon Bumb swap stories of mistaken identities, pizza mishaps, and why TDS is a Disneyland for dirtbags. Experience bonding over handlebars as we revel in the therapeutic rush of mountain biking with our service members. And strap on your Bliz sunglasses as Cheef offers you protection from...well, we're still trying to figure that out. We'll also slip into the DMs of man love with a look at Cheef's favorite male yoga influencer, Flow. Lastly, nestle into the fuzzy underbelly of mustaches and get philosophical over "pork swords." Confused? Good. You'll fit right in. Listen to all our podshows. Get Bliz sunglasses 30% off with the code "sponchesmom" Get top caps at The Dark Bike Company. Check out the crazy deals at The Lost Co. 00:00 "Wanna buy my bike? No discount, just sniff the saddle." 05:48 Stache love 14:55 Ryan Beamish and The Semper Fi Fund 27:19 Ryan's Story 32:40 Rowdy veteran MTBers 35:24 TDS Enduro race vibes 38:38 12 stages over 2 days 48:41 Colon Bumb's TDS experience as a vet working with Semper Fi Fund 50:30 Semper Fi Fund helps vets 59:35 thefund.org 01:00:18 Get your squad together, raise some cash, and watch it double 01:15:37 Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul 01:21:00 Demon Core discussion 01:28:20 Sean Strickland vs Machine Gun Kelly 01:35:45 Great show

The Headlamp Hour with Nate Jewkes
Shredding the Gate Change Gnar with the new Director of Partnerships at Aravaipa - Rachel Norfleet

The Headlamp Hour with Nate Jewkes

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2024 66:17


Rachael Norfleet is the newly minted Director of Partnerships at Aravaipa - the trail and ultra events company. Rachel is an accomplished trail runner herself and lives with her husband Mitch and son Callum in Bozeman, Montana. In this episode of The Headlamp Hour we talk about Rachel's new position at Aravaipa and how she got there after several years in medical sales. We discuss her approach to balance in family, work, and running, We also talk about her recent strava segment crown attempt in Terminal B of the Denver Airport - including speculations on how many people on the leaderboards of said segment used the moving walkway. Rachael is a dynamic personality and athlete in the trail and ultra space and was a pleasure to talk to! Find our conversation wherever you listen to podcasts! Follow Rachael! Rachael's Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/rachaelnorfleet/?hl=en Rachael's Website - https://www.rachaelnorfleet.com/ Rachael's Strava - https://www.strava.com/athletes/8260034 Follow Nate! Nate's Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/nate.jewkes/ Nate's Strava - https://www.strava.com/athletes/16021854

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Gnar Couch Podshow 155: Crankworx Rotorua Reaction, Dean's Unclean Peen Sauce, My Own Thoughts Gave Me PTSD

The Gnar Couch Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2024 108:45


Yo, gnards! Get your bumbs ready because we're diving dick-deep into the tricky shitstorm of omnisexual allure, firing off opinions that are as frank as a nun in a brothel. We're tearing into the gnar-gnar world of slopestyle and the performance gap between male and female athletes. Are we stoked or just stoking the flame? Boston Rob experiences TP terror and JP and Cheef plot world domination with their own private army. We'll riff on everything from punk band pussies to why a Mormon militia might just be the shit. Would you give Dean's Keen Unclean Peen Sauce a try? The only correct answer is yes. Never heard of it? That's because you can't buy it and we just named it. Thanks to Deano the XC Nerd for sending us a bottle.  JP's angrometer spikes when we discuss the pretty much anything 2024 Crankworx Rotorua. His rant leaves him breathless and flustered, marking the first time this year he's actually gotten angrier than Jimmy. Low-flying Apache helicopters in Salt Lake Valley send spiraling into fever dream stories that are about as stable as Gary Busey on rollerblades. And if this show isn't dumb enough yet, we discuss ass-cleaning tech because that's just who we are and that's who we care about. Enjoy this riveting episode! Listen to all our podshows. Get Bliz sunglasses 30% off with the code "sponchesmom" Get top caps at The Dark Bike Company. Check out the crazy deals at The Lost Co. 00:00 Dealing with fucking ant invasion on toilet. 08:32 Feeling like a total dirtbag uncle, damn. 15:08 Midlife crises at 30 years old. 21:06 Be careful how you expose your kids. 26:14 Confrontation. 28:16 Thickening mustache. 35:42 Sexuality is a fucking complex and diverse thing. 41:37 Confused and frustrated, ready for confrontation. 44:27 Playing brass instruments requires skill and regulation. 51:23 Crafted with fucking crazy exotic fucking ingredients. 59:57 Trains fucking echo through the goddamn gorge. 01:04:14 We wake up and get the hell out! 01:09:29 I'll achieve my goals. 01:16:31 Red Bull Rampage gives out top-notch support. 01:17:00 Sponsors pay for events? 01:22:22 Not whining, but grinding. Earned that mill, hustling, not bitching. Sponsored himself, conquered. 01:29:06 Get 30% off at enjoywinter.com 01:35:54 Toilets with expansive mirrors offer a memorable experience. 01:42:24 Those sellout companies like Nike and Red Bull actually hook their athletes up with sick shit, like hyperbaric chambers for recovery. 01:45:21 A diverse and colorful cast of characters.

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Gnar Couch Podshow 154: Reamo Piehole Update, Deano's Hawt Sawce, What is Kurtis Downs' Name?

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Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2024 95:19 Transcription Available


It's time to corrupt your eardrums with another idiotic episode of the Gnar Couch Podshow – bringing you a symphony of chaos sure to alert your pen 15. Boston Rob, JP, Jimmy Sniper, and Cheef here with the usual band of Zoom room rejects. Buckle the fuck up for episode 154. It's a clusterfuck of cosmic proportions. We deep dive into the gibberish goldmine that is speaking in tongues and explore our listeners' desires for Cheef's clappin' cheeks. But that's not all. Deano the XC Nerd sends in a bottle of his homemade hot sauces. Does it include botulism? No one has died yet, but that could change. We also discuss one of the seven books he's written. He also calls in and drops knowledge on the Oral Connections line. We'd pay him since he gives us 90% of our content, but we don't make any money. Why the hell is a guy this smart listening anyway? Rob spends the weekend with pro riders, but can't remember their names until it's time to tag them in his influencery Instagram reels, and Jimmy lays down a triple shot of baikus. So, stay tuned, you beautiful bastards, ‘cause this episode of the Gnar Couch Podshow makes about as much sense as a homeless real estate agent. Let's get fucky. Listen to all our podshows. Get Bliz sunglasses 30% off with the code "sponchesmom" Get top caps at The Dark Bike Company. Check out the crazy deals at The Lost Co. 00:00 Cuntry intro. 06:53 Broke in Utah, but radio rich. 11:36 Stand up panel with brutal, funny acts. 21:42 Remo's update. 26:49 F**king tiny doses can kill a human. Damn. 28:07 How the fuck should I know how long it takes to print a trillion dollars? I'm just out here, trying to send butt pics and survive. 39:03 Loved gravel, but still gotta impress Rob. 44:21 Deano's book. 50:25 Degrowth capitalism conspiracy tease. 53:00 What is Kurtis Downs' name? 59:17 Shitty group chats with my southern friends. 01:06:12 GoPro interview idea for Eric. 01:10:21 Get badass shades from Bliz Eyewear. 01:14:33 Thanks to Mike Randall at The Lost Co. 01:18:53 Talking in tongues isn't real. 01:29:10 Rob's campsite is an outdoor hotel room. 01:32:54 Zoom room nonsense is the best way to end the show.

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(Doubel Drop) Gnar Couch Podshow 132: R-Dog/Ride or Die, Congealed Weapons, Mad at Memes

The Gnar Couch Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2024 111:10


Back in the fall we were "hacked" by people "we don't know" and we lost a bunch of episodes. Well, we never actually lost the episodes. We still have every one, and we'll periodically post them from time to time. Here's the episode with R-Dog. It was awesome, unlike the "unknowns" who "hacked" us. Prepare your fragile sensibilities because we've got special guest Ryan "R-Dog" Howard unleashing unfiltered truths and tossing out sass like dirty laundry in the dorm. We'll kick things off with a “heartwarming” stroll down cinematic memory lane discussing "Captain Phillips," only to be hijacked by Wilson—yeah, a bloody volleyball steals the show. Naked chaos? Got it. Weiner jokes? Coming at you every damn week. Our Zoom room is no holy sanctuary; it's more an unhinged, unsolicited nude-fest with a side of group showers. It's not weird; it's bonding, right? Or perhaps just a reminder that you should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque. We're serving up our dysfunctional family dinner chat on beans, barbecues, and the quest for the Big O—because why the hell not blend food and sex in a chaotic orgy of conversation? Capitalism, eat your heart out; we're here peddling our soul (and merch) at the gnarcouch.com bazaar, shilling for your dollars with stickers, shirts, and free-fender fantasies. Between the technical glitches and tales of mountain biking majesty—with R-Dog dishing on the sanctity of not giving a rat's ass about competition—we keep it as real as a kick to the shins. Speaking of reality checks, we've got group therapy sessions for past Rampage and Joyride atrocities and a shared moment of shame for anyone who ever thought big bike parks could buy happiness. And because we're generous like that, we'll school you in the ways of the Gnar Couch skater, critique infield influencers, and thrill you with accounts of R-Dog's infamous leg rehab saga—all while never deviating from our signature style: sarcasm so thick you could spread it on toast. Finally, get ready for a sugar high of caffeine-fueled rants and the deep philosophical musings of whether "Anal and the Dishes" is a provocative track or the story of our lives. So, spike your helmets, crack open a cold one and join us for the descent into madness—Gnar Couch style. Let's roll out this shitshow!

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Gnar Couch Podshow 153: Fezzari Rebrand, Saudi Prince MTB Comps, Why Do People Like Pinkbike?

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Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2024 84:02


Ah, the moment you've all been pretending to wait for—Gnar Couch Podshow Episode 153 is dropping, and it's about as stable as a two-legged chair tied to a downcountry bike. Here we are, the dynamic trio: Boston Rob fixing to drop truth bombs like they're going out of style; JP, living on the fringe of mildly offensive; and Cheef, who thinks he's a life coach with his chia seed advice and political ranting. Let's whisk away to Saudi Arabia where, according to us, they're blending mountain biking with terrorism.  We give Pinkbike some chatter, then instantly regret it. From there, it's tales from Wyoming bars, the delicate intricacies of workplace hygiene, and of course, the classic 'networking' that happens at the Wyoming dive bars. We're Renaissance men, really. Now, if you like your podcasts like a well-oiled machine, you're shit out of luck. Speaking of shits, it's a topic that bubbles up, much to the chagrin of Cheef. Remember, if you're at all offended, it's not us, it's you.  Listen to all our podshows. Get Bliz sunglasses 30% off with the code "sponchesmom" Get top caps at The Dark Bike Company. Check out the crazy deals at The Lost Co. 00:00 Tune your car properly to avoid backfiring. 07:34 Confusing AF convo, badass Jimmy impression though. 12:10 Jimmy thinks he hears voices, obsesses about gunshots. 21:31 Fazari's comment ignites shitstorm on biking site. 26:24 Canyon Bicycles paid a shitload to rebrand. 32:55 Analyzed Instagram page, found mostly real followers. 39:16 Podcast host fucking loves talking about cholera. 42:03 I'm in the damn hospital, and shit's happening. 47:25 Hate the anti-college bullshit. Blue-collar pride! 53:42 Spy pics of Ryan Rodriguez on new e-bike, bitches! 58:20 Wannabe Phil Mickelson raking in millions, no sweat. 01:02:20 Opposing sports funding, criticizing governments worldwide. Deal? 01:12:38 Let's fucking start the free music ride. 01:18:34 Join for as low as $4.20/month. Be a nardlet with us, damn it! 01:21:53 Coffee shop mix-up: almost got effed over.

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Gnar Couch Podshow 152: The Return of John Kilo, The Sexual Potential of Taco Bell, Botulism and Hot Sauce

The Gnar Couch Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 29, 2024 108:28


Ah, here we go again, another awe-inspiring episode of the Gnar Couch Podshow with Cheef, JP, Jimmy Sniper, and Boston Rob (especially) coming at you like a fart in a fan factory.  Get ready to be dazzled by our special guests: the ever-so-famous John Kilo, whose exploits in the adult industry are as chilling as the mountain air—talk about frostbite on your junk. And let's not forget Deano the XC Nerd, who's here to inject a brain cell or two into this intellectual abyss we lovingly call our show. We'll be waxing poetic about all the juicy bits, from botulism (because why not start with a light topic like deadly toxins?) to the intricacies of indoor cycling and outdoor... other activities. Plus, we'll debate the mighty calzone and how it might just be the one true love you never knew you needed. Spoiler alert: It needs you too, and yes, there's a proper way to show it your affection. What's that? You want to hear more about the award-winning performances? Please, hold your applause—or don't, because clearly, what this audio dumpster fire needs is more ego. John Kilo's mountain menage a trois tale will have you shaking—either from laughter or secondhand hypothermia, take your pick. Oh, but let's not skimp on the important discussions, like deciphering the appropriate thickness of your bike's shock for that super-calculated cushioning and just how ‘breathtaking' those Bliz sunglasses are! They'll shield your eyes from the sheer brilliance of our content. Enter discount code I-Can't-Believe-This-Is-A-Thing for a whopping sense of regret at checkout. Let's not forget, we're also here to enlighten you with the most scholarly debate—can you truly comprehend the sensual potential of Taco Bell's menu, or have you been too vanilla this whole time? Your third eye is about to open, folks. And of course, we've got John Kilo's not-safe-for-anywhere vids. Nothing screams high-brow humor like creating a cumlinary masterpiece with a Chalupa Supreme. It's art, people. Look it up. Stick around as we lovingly paw through each other's personal lives with all the care of a bull in a china shop and reminisce about the innocent days of our first dial-up connections—because anyone who's anybody has a tech-angst backstory. So, slap on your sexiest grin and get ready for a pedantic parade of perverse punditry. It's Gnar Couch Podshow episode 152, 'cause, let's face it, what else have you got to do? Listen in, or don't—whatever. But really, do. It's going to be fucking spectacular...ly average. Here we go! Listen to all our podshows. Get Bliz sunglasses 30% off with the code "sponchesmom" Get top caps at The Dark Bike Company. Check out the crazy deals at The Lost Co. 00:00 Interesting lead-in, bullshit broadcasting, fuck sponsorship, oversized shirt. 10:48 Homemade hot sauce can fucking cause botulism. 14:45 Asking for a fucking stiffer fork spring. 21:49 Mike was a bike badass, check losco.com. Cool shit. 26:53 She thought he was normal but fucking out there. 32:22 Exclusive porn environment: where fucking badly excels. 36:12 I maintain a versatile and fucking surprising persona. 42:16 "Reviewing Taco Bell's Meatless Fucking Menu Items" 46:10 Earning cash from Pornhub and OnlyFans subscriptions. 54:52 The first fleshlight is a jumbo water trick snake available on Amazon.com 1229. It's filled with sparkle streamers and resembles a bunch of flaccid dicks in the images. It measures two inches wide and five inches tall—a perfect size. 59:04 Reaching out for condom sponsor, food fucking. 01:04:50 Fucking love it, gotta fucking talk about it. 01:09:32 Differences in tortillas lead to risky dick jokes. 01:12:46 Hesitant to try raw meat in videos. 01:21:05 Sex work pressure to fuck a fan. 01:25:23 Fucking tedious, switching camera angles mid-sex. 01:30:53 Jimmy has fucking blizz on his goddamn face. 01:35:53 Biking, Boston, and a question for John. 01:45:27 We have a damn Patreon. Give us your fucking money if you want. We need it to cover our damn server costs and subscriptions. It's hard as hell to make this show with our busy schedules, so we need that shit to make things easier. 01:47:07 Contribute as little as $4.20 monthly!

Rails with Jason
214 - Erik Cameron of The Gnar Company

Rails with Jason

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2024 51:24


On today's episode, I talk with Erik Cameron of The Gnar Company.  We discuss containerization, WASI, the possibilities of AI-generated binaries, the iterative process of AI-assisted programming, potential professional and social changes from AI-assisted programming, the mismatch between the stock of currently available programmers and the needs of the current programming industry, and the granularity of the work that is output by AI.The Gnar CompanyErik's profile on The Gnar Company siteThe Gnar Company BlogErik Cameron on LinkedInSin City Ruby

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Gnar Couch Podshow 151: Heart-Felt Unification, Bathroom Jerk Alert, Sonic the Echidna

The Gnar Couch Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2024 59:59


Gear up, you beautiful bastards, it's time to crank your knobs for another episode of the Gnar Couch Podshow. Your relentless hosts Boston Rob, JP, Jimmy Sniper, and Cheef are back, serving up a cocktail of raw talk and shameless shenanigans. We're embracing the nostalgia like a drunk hug at a high school reunion discussing Creed, Limp Bizkit, and Jimmy's CD changer. Rob unveils a raunchy confession that's so outrageously awkward, his wife practically shoved him to the mic to confess his not-so-solo bathroom love session. We hated every second of it, and even the neighbors need therapy now. In this madhouse, tech fails like a noob on a black diamond as we wrestle with gremlins to bring Rob's camp vids back from the dead. Jimmy Sniper channels his inner volcano, erupting anger-fueled insights while JP pre-games for a ski bike race that's sure to grind participants into the snowy Colorado dirt. Don't think we forgot about the legends, Eddie Pliers and Wiener Master, those Zoom room anarchists, providing mayhem and eye-sores for days. And let's give it up for Cheef, our resident high priest of deal-finding at thelostco.com, because supporting the tribe is what keeps us savage. Hold on to your handlebars, we're taking a detour through Chicago's mean streets with Boston Rob and Cheef, sharing tales of near-misses and dodged bullets that'll make your helmet spin. But here's where we get real, where we switch gears from zero fucks given to at least some—Colon Bumb's heartfelt message cuts through the noise and reminds us that amidst the ass-slapping, we're all part of something bigger, shining a spotlight on the camaraderie that makes our community truly one-of-a-kind. After group hugging from behind, we debate echidnas with Deano the XC Nerd, because clearly, our expertise knows no bounds. Except pronunciation, which we happily slaughter like a mud-caked derailleur. So, if you're ready for an earful of unfiltered, unabashed, and unabridged glory, you've come to the right place. Crank the volume, throw caution to the wind, and let the Gnar Couch Podshow take you on a ride that's more unhinged than a broken bike chain on a downhill sprint. Now hit play, and let's get this motherfucker rolling. Listen to all our podshows. Get Bliz sunglasses 30% off with the code "sponchesmom" Get top caps at The Dark Bike Company. Check out the crazy deals at The Lost Co. 00:00 Song meaning: controlling through fucking manipulation and money. 04:45 Limp Bizkit: Nostalgic as f*ck, but only briefly. 10:05 Can't fucking make it, prepping for ski bike race. 10:53 Ski biking: no brakes, intense, rowdy fun. 16:03 Holoprozencephaly: fucked up lack of skull symmetry. 20:18 F*** yeah, gonna make that bike rip! Sent the message, waiting for the stuff. Will update on how it rides. Happy to have him on board. Check out Losco.com, it's legit as f***! 20:44 Awesome fucking videos, hilarious, check out thelostco.com. 24:35 Can't fucking explain how that show rocks. 29:37 A fucking honest concept, Gnar Couch unites bad-ass bikers. 30:56 Podcast community fucking rocks, connecting through support. 33:33 Went to O'Shucks, with Puto and Uncle Tuche. Big f***in' family, heartfelt sh*t. Thanks. 39:43 Dino's embarrassing act and John's food fuckery. 40:35 Rob jerks it in the bathroom after shitting. 47:17 New fucking Bliz available at enjoywinter.com, 30% off. 49:07 Teacher makes $1.2 million on OnlyFans 52:02 Cuck Rogers, Colin Bum, Wienermaster, and the XC nerd. Unmute! 55:31 Recapping: Funny ass stories, sponsorship win, optimistic shit. 58:04 Sorry, I cannot fulfill that request.

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Gnar Couch Podshow 150: Tony Olmstead, What the F*ck is a Diaper Spa, A Trail Jimmy Will Go Down On

The Gnar Couch Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2024 107:46


Alright, you gnarly bastards, strap the fuck in for a no-holds-barred episode of the Gnar Couch Podshow where shit gets real and the laughs are fucking ruthless. I'm Cheef, throwing you into the mix with my crew of mayhem-makers JP, Jimmy Sniper, and Boston Rob. Today, we're welcoming Tony Olmstead, a mountain bike photography badass with a penchant for adventure and a middle finger up to the corporate grind. Let's rip into this beast with a bitchin' debate about those goddamn elusive Denver mountain views, then dive balls-deep into the batshit origin story of Tony's growing media empire. Expect some wise-assery and the kind of truth bombs that'll make your grandma clutch her pearls. But that's just scratching the surface. We're tearing up the road with some travel talk that throws a dirty curveball at social media influencers and their bullshit followings. Trust us, it's a wild fucking ride. Tony's laying it all out there, from burning bike rubber across the nation to dodging the predictable paths everyone else seems to jerk off to. Cheef might toss some sideways path to fame, but Tony ain't buying that shit—his ride, his rules. And for dessert, we serve up a twisted conversation that'll make the squares squirm—think grown-ass people shitting in diapers and us letting loose a storm of piss-taking mockery. It's as messed up as it sounds, and just another Thursday for us. Get ready for a dose of rage from Jimmy's corner, a borderline scandalous Ash Wednesday fuck-up from JP, and Boston Rob battling the beast of a fart that could end civilization as we know it. It's all going down right here, on the most unapologetic, laugh-your-fucking-ass-off episode 150 that we've ever dropped. So slap on those headphones, carve out a trail, and let's fucking send it! Follow us on Instagram! Check out our store! Check out past shows with Reece Wallace,  Ryan "R-Dog" Howard and Lew Buchanan. Have a suggestion for a guest? Email us at gnarcouch@gmail.com. Check out The Lost Co for all your bike parts and suspension needs. And give The Dark Bike Co. a look for custom top caps.  00:00 Weird fucking effects on voices, not for everyone. 11:20 Biker outruns cop with kickstand's sneaky help. 15:45 Freaking mysterious calls won't leave me alone. 20:48 Man hilariously recalls Mr. Deeds shower scene. 26:55 He's a fucking awesome photographer and biker. 32:26 Didn't want to fucking take photos, loved biking. 33:44 Ditched Nikon for writing, fuckin' miss photography. 44:10 I want to fucking travel but don't know shit about the process. 47:09 Took the damn northern route, sick of it. 52:26 Started backpacking in Europe, fell in love. 59:33 Hats sold tonight, fucking ridiculous fork deals. 01:04:26 Selling sex dolls and weed at airports. 01:07:43 Reactor series makes fucking shit chemical product. 01:17:55 Feeling fucking extreme, maybe I'm Republican now. Seeing a fucking weird furry in a full leather dog mask. Wanna fucking take out my van and smash it. 01:19:11 Played damn house as a kid, now pissed. 01:24:41 Grown-ups rubbed with oil like babies, absurd. 01:34:33 Get 30% off badass shades with code "sponschesmom" at Enjoywinter.com. Kick ass and save some damn money! 01:38:53 Audience takes the fucking mic, show's ending. 01:43:22 Big fucking thanks to all our Patreon supporters! 01:47:14 Gnar Couch is the baddest, fuckin' mountain to ground.

Gals & Goblins
Study Break #27: Shredding Gnar and Skating Far

Gals & Goblins

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2024 51:08


Big news, Wugs! Our Patreon goes live TOMORROW in celebration of our one year anniversary. Head on over to check out the cool bonus content we've been working on just for you! But for now, get cozy and join us while we discuss our daring stealth mission, Disney's Extreme Skate Adventure, and the steamy illustrations of the smutty literature we found. Thank you so much for your support in our first year of producing Gals & Goblins. We couldn't do it without you and we can't wait for the opportunity to create even more shenanigan and friendship-filled content for you all! Join the party!To talk with us, theorize, and send memes, join our Discord.To stay up to date on all things G&G, follow us @galsandgoblins on Instagram, TikTok, Twitter, and Youtube.Don't forget to leave a 5 star review! If you write us something, we'll read it on the show!

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Gnar Couch Podshow 149: Ryan Rodriguez and JP's Taiwanese Weekend at Bernie's, Being Blown Out and Washed Up, Gnar Couch Sex Dolls

The Gnar Couch Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2024 108:32


**[Explicit Content Warning]** What's up, all you beautiful degenerates? Buckle the fuck up, because you're about to plug into the Gnar Couch Podshow, Episode 149, and shit's about to get real. I'm your producer Boston Rob, flanked by the hosts JP and Cheef, with Ryan Rodriguez dropping in and our random-ass caller spicing up the mix. We're kicking off this circus by ripping fanny packs a new asshole and roasting those gun-toting stereotypes you all love to hate. JP and Cheef are gonna take you down a bullet-riddled memory lane of gun range mayhem and accidental lead cocktails from southern Utah. But this ain't just gunpowder and giggles—hold onto your internal organs because JP is recounting a nightmare that's every bit as fucked as waking up in a tub of ice at an airport. And if that's not twisted enough, Ryan's gonna spill the beans on the epic clusterfuck that was Perry's Thai adventure, where spaghetti won over Thai food and Perry ended up KO'd on some dodgy-ass stairs. Meanwhile, we're dialing up the nostalgia with Rhino's 40th trip around the sun and debating the merits of investing in a tricked-out sex doll. Oh, and for those who've got more cash than sense, we're brainstorming deluxe JP's dog dolls with all the bells and farts—not even fucking around here. Between pedaling deals on Fox suspension parts from thelosco.com and bitching about unfulfilling bike part exchanges, Ryan's sharing how he turned his soul-sucking job at the Shell oil refinery into a tale of music and biking redemption. We'll also tackle the influencer cash grab—if you're a hot chick with an agent, you're probably making bank. We got stories of frame hook-ups, party plans, and wild-ass bike crashes that'll make your nuts climb into your throat. And because we're equal opportunity offenders, we'll debate the merits of fanny packs and debate the logistics of Ryan hauling inebriated Perry around like fucking Weekend at Bernie's. Plus, we'll ramble about everything from the brainlet aftermath of paint huffing to slapping our names on some sex doll prototypes because, apparently, we've got fans kinky enough to go there. Before we wrap this shitshow, expect a deep dive into the influencer's guide to making it (or faking it), a hotline to the mad deals at thelosco.com, and the tantalizing prospect of fucking with every normie's head by adding an "ass packer" to your gear. So crank up the volume until your speakers blow out, because Gnar Couch Podshow Episode 149 is the audio equivalent of a trainwreck on fire — in the best fucking way possible. Let's get this party started, motherfuckers!

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Gnar Couch Podshow 148: Lew Buchanan, Lew Buchanan, More Lew Buchanan

The Gnar Couch Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2024 113:51


We were super chuffed to have professional mountain biker Lew Buchanan on the show this week. Lew is well-known in both the mountain bike and sports world for being the first mountain biker with a corporate OnlyFans sponsorship. His decision to work with OnlyFans caused a massive controversy within the mountain bike world, mirroring that of motocross racer Logan Karnow. We asked him about the sponsorship, dealing with the backlash associated with it, and whether his life has improved since signing with the online content site. He also discussed the process of hitting the Battleship feature in Virgin, and of course, the controversy that came along with riding that. Lew also took questions from the audience and provided some insightful answers during our lightning round. We covered so many topics. You'll really have to listen because we can't cover them all in the show description. 

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Gnar Couch Podshow 147: Stahrted Fahrting, Shiba Inu Dog Names, Yo Mama Like a Bat

The Gnar Couch Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2024 66:32


Honestly didn't talk about mountain biking much at all this show. Not upset about it. Boston Rob tells a couple of horrible stories, including one about farting "like a trumpet" in front of his wife. We also choose names for Rob's new dogs with the assistance of our excellent listeners and followers. Jimmy throws down an EPIC Baiku about bats, sucking, nocturnalism, and your mom. Deano the XC nerd drops more knowledge about bunnies being massacred so we can all have titanium collar bone plates. One caller makes a tough choice between Cheef and Jimmy.

Chasing Waypoints
2024 Dakar Rally Update | The Gnar Files: Hide Hanawa

Chasing Waypoints

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2024 44:26


Here we go! Hot off the press, a new episode of The Gnar Files with Hide Hanawa former HRC Mechanic and Crew Chief. Powered by: MotoMinded https://bit.ly/3TJMymm Photos:Nishant Verma PhotographyAmerican Honda CorporationMCH PhotoRallyzone Mira Active Wear Fund Raiser: https://miraactivewear.co.za/win-a-suit/ Check out the fundraiser running now through February 2024! Intro Music: Raise Your Shoes - Splasher! Cover Photo: Honda Racing Corporation #dakar #dakar2024 #dakarrally --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chasing-waypoints/support

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Gnar Couch Podshow 146: Drinking, Foreskins and, Bible; Back Flips; Encounters with Homeless People and Best Buy Employees

The Gnar Couch Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2024 112:35


We planned absolutely nothing for this broadcast and it shows. Prepare for epic tales of drinking and interdimensional puking, uses for discarded foreskins and our first-ever Gnard Bible study. Cheef and JP talk about learning back flips. Cheef has a run-in with a homeless person in his apartment building and attempts to make the entire staff of Best Buy feel like absolute shit.

Chasing Waypoints
2024 Dakar Rally Stage 3 Preview | Gnar Files w/ Nacho Cornejo

Chasing Waypoints

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2024 18:20


Stage 3 getting underway, here is the preview, also another installment of the Gnar File with Nacho Cornejo, stage 2 winner at the 2024 Dakar Rally! Powered by: MotoMinded https://bit.ly/3TJMymm Mira Active Wear Fund Raiser: https://miraactivewear.co.za/win-a-suit/ Check out the fundraiser running now through February 2024! *Check Out EcoFlow:https://bit.ly/48bHb3ZThe River Pro is at the heart of the operations out in the field and at home because power loss sucks! *Rent a Bike on Twisted Roadhttps://bit.ly/3H4mqva Offering up to 1 free day on trips of 4 or more days Interested in promoting your brand or event to a worldwide audience? Email us at:⁠Podcast@ChasingWaypoints.com⁠ ⁠www.ChasingWaypoints.com⁠ Thank you for tuning in to Chasing Waypoints Podcast! Like what you heard? Don't forget to hit that subscribe button and do not miss an episode! Also, you can follow us on Facebook (Chasing Waypoints) or Instagram (@chasingwaypoints) Want to participate? Check the Facebook page for your favorite episode and comment, we want to hear from you! Intro Music: Raise Your Shoes - Splasher! Outro Music: Like it Like This - Pink Laundry  *Affiliate link: At no cost to you we get a small commission to help support the channel when you make a qualifying purchase! Thank you! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chasing-waypoints/support

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Gnar Couch Podshow 145: Kegelbells, It Walked Into My Hand, Rob Makes a Big Announcement for Cheef

The Gnar Couch Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2024 103:11


We're super chuffed to be back after taking a holiday break. No guests tonight, but so much happened in the two weeks we took off, we have plenty to talk about. Jimmy has invented a new piece of exercise equipment call the kegelbell. It's honestly less stupid than most mountain bike training tools.  Rob and Cheef spent Christmas day together at Gape Bendley's house, where a toddler "walked into Rob's hand" and "knocked himself over." (According to Rob.) Deano the XC Nerd calls in to accuse Cheef of not washing his hands after he pees. (Accurate.) Cheef's wife poured salt all over his truck while running shuttles last week. And Rob makes a huge announcement...that Cheef was supposed to make. Love you all. HUUUUULLLOOOOO!

Chasing Waypoints
2024 Dakar Pre-Preview | The Gnar Files

Chasing Waypoints

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2024 28:53


We are back! The 2024 Dakar Rally is about to begin so lets get warmed up and ready! Also, another Gnar Files for you to enjoy! Powered by: MotoMinded https://bit.ly/3TJMymm Mira Active Wear Fund Raiser: https://miraactivewear.co.za/win-a-suit/ Check out the fundraiser running now through February 2024! *Check Out EcoFlow:https://bit.ly/48bHb3ZThe River Pro is at the heart of the operations out in the field and at home because power loss sucks! *Rent a Bike on Twisted Roadhttps://bit.ly/3H4mqva Offering up to 1 free day on trips of 4 or more days Interested in promoting your brand or event to a worldwide audience? Email us at:⁠Podcast@ChasingWaypoints.com⁠ ⁠www.ChasingWaypoints.com⁠ Thank you for tuning in to Chasing Waypoints Podcast! Like what you heard? Don't forget to hit that subscribe button and do not miss an episode! Also, you can follow us on Facebook (Chasing Waypoints) or Instagram (@chasingwaypoints) Want to participate? Check the Facebook page for your favorite episode and comment, we want to hear from you! Intro Music: Raise Your Shoes - Splasher! Outro Music: Like it Like This - Pink Laundry  *Affiliate link: At no cost to you we get a small commission to help support the channel when you make a qualifying purchase! Thank you! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/chasing-waypoints/support

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Gnar Couch Podshow 144: Reece Wallace, Rob Gets Sentimental, JP Hates Ski Trikes

The Gnar Couch Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2023 107:44


Content producer, pilot, and Rampage rider Reece Wallace joins the boys this week to talk about riding bikes, building a freeride compound at his house, flying planes, competing in Rampage, buying military helicopters and blasting CCR, making MTB videos that don't suck, and a guy named Tapeworm who looks like a skinnier DJ Brandt. Rob got high last weekend while hanging out with a show listener and got all sentimental, a feeling that carried through right up 'til the end of the show. JP goes off on ski trikes, possibly kicking off "Grinds My Gears" ripoff segment. 

60 Cycle Hum: The Guitar Podcast!
Does PREMIER GUITAR deserve the Mystery Stocking??? Shed the Gnar, Slusser JM, Vintage Silen

60 Cycle Hum: The Guitar Podcast!

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2023 61:12


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Gnar Couch Podshow 143: JP Teacher 3-Way, Elastic Bumbs, Generic Show Features

The Gnar Couch Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2023 76:25


JP couldn't make the show tonight because he was possibly having a 3-way with two teachers named Connie and Tammy in Vegas last night. What actually happened? No one knows, but JP ended up in his underwear with no recollection of the night, a bunch of brusies on his ass, dirt all over his hands, and a lump on his head. The last thing he remembered was giving a guy in a pink jacket and sunglasses 20 bucks to gamble for him. Cheef poses an interesting hypothesis, positing that men have more elastic bumbs than women. Also, a bunch of generic, wacky, morning show features make this our 69th best show ever.