Kiss My Boner Podcast

I have a big problem with you people, and you're all gonna hear about it! That's right, I already have a list of pet peeves for this year and I'm just getting started. VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

We talk about our 5 pet peeves : trans rights for the smallest percentage of humanity, old women who can't get pregnant fighting for abortion rights, old greying metal bands still touring, NERDS, and people who have to put their beliefs on their lawns and car bumpers. Also, we talk about the border crisis that's still continuing, we find out " What's in the Bag? " and we completely de-rail the show by playing the PAQUI One Chip Challenge. DID WE SURVIVE?? Watch and find out!SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP! Official website & swag : http://www.kmbp.net

It's 2023, a brand-new year and I'm back with a vengeance! That means I'm full of piss, vinegar, and a ton of vodka ready to throw down on the following SJW zombies and rich elite corporate scumbags! And, I'm launching a few new businesses, re-launching a couple of old ones, and planting a bigger better garden...don't rely on other people - TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN SHIT! VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

Welp, another year is over. What did we learn from it? Probably nothing, as the Jennifer Effect has taken place, but here's my 10 things that I hated and loved from the year 2022. VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

It's that time to go over everything that's happened in this year of our lord, 2022. What's good? What's bad? and WHAT'S IN THE BAG???SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP! Official website & swag : http://www.kmbp.net

I've come to the point in my life where I don't believe 90% of what any mainstream institution tells me and I think it's a good way to be. There's nothing wrong with a healthy amount of paranoia, especially when you find out that YOU'RE RIGHT. VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

Now that the holidays are over and I'm done with all of my obligations...now what the hell am I gonna do? I'm gonna get back to being an American Curmudgeon, that's what! VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

Here's a KMBP BONUS Episode, the awesome and amazing " KMBP Xmas Special " from December 2020! SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP! Official website & swag : http://www.kmbp.net

I went into a department store and saw a sales guy wearing make up and earrings. Not a guy trying to pass as a woman, but a guy wearing make-up and earrings. I am NEVER going to be okay with this crap...because I know what they're doing. VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

Y'know, I kinda miss playin' my ol' six string, so I'm-a-gonna do a lil' pickin' and a-grinnin' over here. I just gotta warn ya - my tunes are not for the faint of heart and definitely not safe for bein' at work. Turn it up, yo!Check out my daily blog on my website : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more American Curmudgeon!

That's it. I absolutely REFUSE to play this stupid game. I am NOT going to pay for a subscription for Adobe Photoshop. Screw you corporate scumbags - I support decentralized media and software!VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

Breaking News : Our flagship Pirate Ship podcast KMBP had last night's livestream removed from our channel and banned from posting for one week! But....you can STILL see the whole episode on our website KMBP.net - WE CANNOT BE STOPPED!WATCH THE BANNED EPISODE HERE : https://kmbp.net/VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP & AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

Everyone is such a wussie ( 50% wimp, 50% pussy ) and can't take a joke nowadays....whatever happened to good old-fashioned ball-busting? It's DEAD. Also, Barney Vellicose calls in, Al Davis gets a special xmas present from Nick Popalopalopalopolis, a brutal " What's in the Bag? " and so much more obnoxiousness! SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP! Official website & swag : http://www.kmbp.net

Every time we turn around these days, proof is being uncovered that we've been lied to, manipulated, stolen from, and abused....but does Jennifer care? NO!!Check out my daily blog on my website : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more American Curmudgeon!

Here are this week's used CD haul and this time, I got a lot of good stuff. VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

This week, Mr. Al Davis and The American Curmudgeon himself will unpack the most important question of the day : Who will get canceled first - Ye? or The McRib? We also actually review the McRib, talk about Canada's Justin Trudeau, the death of Kirstie Alley, take phone calls, read live chats, and do many shots of different liquors of dubious quality. " I Like Fish Sticks! " - Gay FishSUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP! Official website & swag : http://www.kmbp.net

After the utter waste of time voting here in Michigan in the mid-terms and seeing how everything is being pushed into a rental society, I cannot stress enough that you, me, and everyone needs to vote with our DOLLAR. VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

As I watch more and more interviews with that smacked-ass rich kid Sam Bankman-Fried, the more I can't believe anyone took an out-of-shape video game-playing ugly girl-orgy-having joofro -sporting lying con artist seriously in the first place. His gay lisp destroys any credibility right off the bat and I could see his grift from about 200 miles away. WHY IS HE NOT IN JAIL? We all know....but we can't say. Right? VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

Saturday December 3rd, 2022 : The American Curmudgeon went Live on YouTube with a few drinks, an old-school jambox, and a bunch of used state-of-the-art compact discs...what could go wrong?Visit the official American Curmudgeon website for my daily blog and other fun here : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/ 

Every single day there's something I can't believe is happening in this world, and it's always DUMB, MORONIC, & STUPID. VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

This week, Al Davis and The American Curmudgeon himself discuss the following topics : How much Self-Checkout SUCKS, how high food prices are, why having a bridge card is good, why you should buy CDs again, how scary it'll be when we're forced to be on a universal digital currency, " What's In The Bag? " segment, phone calls from Barney Vellicose, Doug Williams, Bill Cosby and so much more...." FINE BY ME!! " SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP! Official website & swag : http://www.kmbp.net 

There's no such thing as American excellence anymore. We're surrounded by idiots and the worst and dumbest people are celebrated and supported. It's absolutely soul-crushing and it makes me very scared for the future. VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

Welp, another Thanksgiving holiday has come and gone, and I started to think to myself, " What am I thankful for? " It turns out, I actually have a lot to be thankful for and I'm here to tell you all what the reasons are. VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

Do you find yourself no relating anymore to your peer group? Ever think to yourself, " man I don't like these people anymore "? Do you avoid situations just so you won't have to run into or talk to certain people that you used to like? Yep, ME TOO. VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

Y'know, just this morning I woke up and immediately I thought to myself, " I wonder what multi-millionaire musicians Jack White and Trent Reznor think about Twitter and billionaire Elon Musk? " Welp, now I know the answer and I kinda think it's even more stupid than I was wondering.VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

Liberals are always going to threaten to take their ball and bat and go home, but they never do and never will. Just like in 2016 when all those annoying Hollywood elites said they were going to move to Canada, these idiots are now saying they're leaving Twitter...but they WILL BE BACK. I promise. VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

Welp, it's official - Donald J. Trump is running for President of The United States of America again...but should I even CARE? I'm not trying be black-pilled, but I have some serious concerns about the future and it doesn't include Trump at all. What about YOU? VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

Remember when we were all young and nobody had any money or anything going on? We do too. NO Internet, NO money, NO car, NO girls, and if you actually got any booze it was like a Christmas miracle...did we also mention there was NO cell phones or internet??SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP! Official website & swag : http://www.kmbp.net

I'm old enough to remember when we had just a tad more freedom than we do now and some things WERE better before...no matter what anyone says. VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

When it comes to the rich elites in this country and the world, they live in a completely different reality than the rest of us worker bees....a world with NO rules, ALL access, and the moral high ground to tell us what to do and take our money. And they get it wrong? NO consequences. VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

This week's trip to my favorite used CD store turned out quite fruitful, and I also launched the official website for American Curmudgeon : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/Be sure to bookmark the new site and visit every single day - new daily blog to start on November 13th!SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

Sometimes when it seems like there's no hope for America while it slides into liberal nonsense and woke propaganda, just remember : you can't expect to save every drowning person. At the end of the day, you only have yourself....and you need to take care of your own life. SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

After being obsessed with politics, social justice, and real life & online drama what seems like countless years...I just feel like saying screw everybody and everything - and just worry about what I'M doing. SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP / AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

Welp, I vote today for the midterm elections and I feel kinda good about it. Will we free-thinkers get what we want? Will our immediate world change? Will the outcome send the correct message and will those responsible actually GET that message? We shall see.

We are living in a complete topsy-tervy world of clowns and mental illness where up is down, black is white, dogs and cats living together...MASS HYSTERIA! But, somehow we go on. SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP / AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

I was a HUGE MR. BUNGLE & Mike Patton fan since the late 80's, but since they reunited with different members and started playing straight up thrash metal....I've lost all interest in this once-mighty band. SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP / AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

Just you watch - in the coming months going into years, Big Pharma will normalize young healthy people having sudden heart attacks...and open up a brand-new cash cow. Will YOU suck from their corporate teet?Subscribe to this channel for more KMBP / AMERICAN CURMUDGEON videos and rants.

The dems are asking the rest of us purebloods to forgive their authoritarian terror for the last two and a half years. I say, NEVER FORGET what they did and how they treated us. STRING 'EM UP LIKE A PINATA!!SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP & AMERICAN CURMUDGEON! Official website & swag : http://www.kmbp.net 

Every single day, I'm blown away by the amount of corruption, lies, propaganda, and disgusting things that exist in our current American life.  What the HELL happened to this world??? Is it just me?SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP / AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

Today on this day of Halloween, I'm going to shit all over this dumb holiday and tell you why I don't think adults should be celebrating and playing dress-up while the world is careening into the ocean. SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP / AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

In this week's used CD haul, I have a bunch of impulse buys, guilty pleasures, and.....an actual BOOK! Check it out and help me give you ideas of how to decentralize your life. SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP / AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

Welp, it finally happened : Elon Musk bought Twitter. Will it actually matter or have any positive impact? Will anyone learn anything from this? Will Trump be back?? This is gonna get interesting...SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP / AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

It's The American Curmudgeon's birthday and the perfect time to talk major shit about the biggest city in Michigan - WARREN! It's stuck in time and populated with some of the scummiest people you'll ever see, so steer clear and let us help you make your travel plans. Also, we have a few beers while Al breaks down some of the political mistakes our fearless decrepit leaders are making, and we drop some sick beats and beat some sick drops! SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP! Official website & swag : http://www.kmbp.net Subscribe to our new AMERICAN CURMUDGEON YouTube channel for exclusive American Curmudgeon & Your Ten Minutes of Hate videos : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeQWqBRoJqDDB7P23JWyIqg

I don't like Halloween. I think it's stupid and dumb and I don't understand adults that are obsessed with this holiday. Also, my elbow hurts and it's still warm here in southern Michigan. SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP / AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

Every single week, I go to my favorite local used CD store to pick up anything cheap to add to my huge compact disc collection. Here's this week's haul and I even bought a used DVD! SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

Mr. Al Davis and The American Curmudgeon himself through the magic of technology speak to each other with the help of " telephones "! SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP! Official website & swag : http://www.kmbp.net Subscribe to our new AMERICAN CURMUDGEON YouTube channel for exclusive American Curmudgeon & Your Ten Minutes of Hate videos : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeQWqBRoJqDDB7P23JWyIqg

The LGBTQ++++ crowd keeps saying stuff like, " The Future is Trans " or " The Future is Female "....but how do you have a future without two straight people, one being a male and the other a female to actually make new people? SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP / AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

First, a re-cap of my annoying neighbor situation as well as some more information that I forgot to mention on yesterday's YTMOH. And second - there's so much going on in the world, that sometimes you just have to kick back and enjoy a few dirty jokes just to make yourself feel better about life. SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP / AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

My idea of HELL is not fire, brimstone, and eternal suffering...it's having to be around other people and their annoying habits. What have I always said? Don't make YOUR problems MY problems!SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP / AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

You need to delete PayPal from your life NOW. They are evil and their business should be burned to the ground. Also, Alex Jones gets fined a billion dollars for having an opinion, the social credit score is coming for Kanye, and I'll be talking about compact discs this weekend. SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP / AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!

Welcome to the 1st annual BALLSIE AWARDS! Al Davis & The American Curmudgeon himself are giving out the official KMBP " Ballsie " awards to the following achievers :  Joe Biden, PayPal, SNL, 8 Mile bums, Ivermectin, the word " pandemic ", Kanye West, Whoppi Goldberg, carhorns, and more Joe Biden. Plus, " What's in the Bag? " and much more drunken mayhem!SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP! Official website & swag : http://www.kmbp.net Subscribe to our new AMERICAN CURMUDGEON YouTube channel for exclusive American Curmudgeon & Your Ten Minutes of Hate videos : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeQWqBRoJqDDB7P23JWyIqg