LOOSEST SENSE

The Loosest Sense is back!It's been a while but once more you can join your hosts Stevan and Adam as they delve into the weeks news and try to answer the important questions;Can you train a ferret to use a bidet?Would Simon Cowell make a good President?Why do perverts never do up their shirts properly?

Here we go again! Back with a bang for our first show of 2025.This week we try and look into the future and see what the year has in store for us lowly beings and our lizard overlords. Will there be a recession? Will Elon Musk shut the fuck up? Will love conquer all?Join us for stuttering thoughts , bold insights and wild takes on all the big issues of the day. NB: we also talk about Stevan's masturbatory habits quite a bit. A lot really. Definitely more dick jokes than you'd get on The Rest Is Politics.

NOISE ISSUES ON THIS ONE, BUT YOU'LL STILL SLUP IT DOWN LIKE THE DOGS YOU ARE.

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The Loosest Sense is a Podcast hosted by two friends trying to and figure out what is happening in the world. This week we talked about Orcas attacking yachts in Gilbralter, try and figure out where P Diddy is and take a look at Keir Starmer's six promises.In TV Town we discuss Baby Reindeer, Bodkin and American Idol.

ChatGPT 3.5UserAdam and stevan do a podcast and they need a totally cool and rocking description of the show.ChatGPT"Welcome to the electrifying world of 'The Dynamic Duo Podcast' with Adam and Stevan! Join us as we dive deep into the realms of pop culture, technology, and everything in between. Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, insights, and mind-bending discussions that will leave you on the edge of your seat. From dissecting the latest blockbuster movies to unraveling the mysteries of the digital age, no topic is off-limits for this dynamic duo. So buckle up, tune in, and prepare to embark on an epic journey of entertainment and enlightenment with Adam and Stevan!"Why are they cool catsChatGPT"Adam and Stevan are cool cats because they bring an irresistible blend of wit, charm, and insight to every episode of their podcast. With their infectious energy and dynamic banter, they make even the most mundane topics feel like a thrilling adventure. Their unique perspective and fearless approach to tackling any subject make them the coolest cats in the podcasting world!"

New things!

This week we talked about the Covid enquiry, tents and poisonous mushrooms.Stevan doesn't want to talk about it and Adam is a supremacist.

This week we talked about the escalating conflict in the Middle East, Keir Starmer and a rather lovely old Chesnut tree.Stevan is sad and Adam is re-directing his anger.

This week we talked about blasphemy, Russell Brand and the Tory party conference.Stevan nearly cries and Adam questions the nature of reality.

This week we talked about prisons, Elon Musk and pointless chairs.Adam is looking for answers and Stevan is an avid collector of fertiliser.

This week we talked about the concrete crisis, cabinet reshuffles and a Spanish lady on hunger strike.Adam wants to believe and Stevan thinks it's just a Helicopter.

This week we talked about A-level results, trendy vicars and the Metroploitan Police.Stevan wants to be a plumber and Adam has a confession to make.

This week we talked about the Tories disregard humanrights, asylum seekers dying in the channel and the discovery of a fifth force of nature.Adam doesn't understand science and Stevan doesn't mean what he says.

This week we talked about burning books, magic mushrooms and how to eat a banana out of a vagina.Adam's doesn't have a name and Stevan's is called Alan

This week we talked about Rishi Sunak's links to BP, Super-injunctions and the worlds most dangerous sex-position.Adam is dismayed and Stevan explains how he got the bend.

This week we talked about the by-election results, a serial killer on the loose and a plan to eradicate dog poo from a small French town.Stevan is eager to please and Adam questions the facts.

This week we talked about Boris Johnson's favourite numbers, Huw Edward's kink and a group of gay furry hackers.Stevan is a fan and Adam is unconvinced.

This week we talked about the latest BBC peado scandal, George Osborne's wedding and try and explain why Robert Jenrick hates vulnerable children.Stevan loves the taste and Adam doesn't seem so sure.

This week we talk about space tourism, French riots and vandalising the Colosseum. Adam is hoping for a new dictator and Stevan wants to be free.

This week we talk about the search for the Titan sub, the possibility of a coup in Russia and a yellow plastic shark.Adam is excited and Stevan is disenfranchised.

This week we talked about Boris Johnson's next move, Papa Johns and a man who had sex with his dog.Adam is inspired and Stevan is disgusted.

This week we talked about Boris Johnson's resignation,  Prince Harry and the downfall of Liberal Democracy.Adam is waiting for the aliens to come and Stevan hates women.

Stevan forgot to upload the episode, the beatings will continue until we feel the lessons have been learnt.

This week we talked about invasive species, Robert Jenrick lying and a woman holding a sword.Stevan shags wizards and Adam suggests an alternative to the government's refugee policy.

This week we talked about the Coronation, the local election results and Terry Nutkins getting bitten by an otter.Adam contemplates a better future and Stevan tries to figure out what the Liberal Democrats stand for.

This week we talked about Richard Sharp resigning from the BBC, Labour's lead in the polls and dwarf bullfighting.Adam needs protective eye-wear and Stevan is fighting against the system.

This week we talked about Dominic Raab's resignation, ultramarathon's and the dogs of Chernobyl.Stevan seeks help and Adam is full of shit.

This week we talk about the Dalai Lama,  fat criminals and the work-shy volunteer recue agencies.Adam hates aid workers and Stevan is too good for TV.  *Matt Hancock is still an MP

This week we talked about the Armageddon Alarm, Rishi Sunak and an underwater fish.Stevan doesn't watch TV anymore and Adam needs to stop. Correction: Donald Trump was not charged with 34 counts of fraud over falsifying financial records with regards to Stormy Daniels. Instead, he was implicated in campaign finance violations for making hush money payments to Daniels and Karen McDougal in order to silence them about alleged affairs with Trump, each time this was done is one count. The "catch and kill" stories, in which the National Enquirer bought and buried damaging stories about Trump, are related to the hush money payments, but are a separate issue.

This week we talk about Donald Trump, sewage and a toddler getting bitten by a lizard.Stevan gets the intro right and Adam is overly invested.

This week we talk about Boris Johnson, Gwyneth Paltrow's skiing accident and Emmanuel Macron's watch.Adam doesn't understand maths and Stevan is dumbfounded

This week we talked about the news!?Stevan is pessimistic and Adam really wants to talk animals.

This week we talked about Matt Hancock, prison reform and quarter-zip jumpers.Adam believes in exploitation and Stevan believes in magic.

This week we talk about the dicks getting bigger, Boris Johnson and the history of fisting.Stevan wants to blow things up and Adam does a German accent.

This week we talk about Aliens, Black Holes and a woman who claims to be Madeline McCann.Adam finds a tradedy funny and Stevan is unwilling to forgive Mel Gibson.

This week we talked about Nadhim Zahawi getting fired, Rod Stewart's plan to bring down the government and a man who married a sex doll. Stevan is appalled and Adam is searching for reason in the face of overwhelming chaos.

This week we talked about human rights, a failed space mission and an orgy at a Travelodge.Adam asks a stupid question and Stevan is scared of cows.

This week we talk about Harry & William, the Government's new Anti-Strike legislation and a lady with two vaginas.Stevan knows too much about poison and Adam is problematic.

This week we talked about MP's sex parties, David Beckham and energy drinks.Stevan is ready for 2023 and Adam is apprehensive.

This week we talk about Strikes, Christmas Movies and the history of Crackers.Stevan hates Tik Tok and Adam is too old to care.

This week we talk about predicting the future, the latest Tory party sleaze and a man is who had sex with a dog.Stevan is unwell and Adam asks too many questions.

This week we talk about a mysterious murder in Wigan, Kanye West and Wind Farms.Adam predicts the future and Stevan makes wild assertions.

This week we talk about the World Cup, the latest Crypto crash and abolishing the House of Lords.Stevan loves Wikipedia and Adam falls off his chair.

CORRECTIONCOP 27 IS CALLED THAT BECAUSE ITS THE 27TH MEETINGDAHL DID HATE JEWS

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This week we talked about The Queen, the Corgi's and the fattest man in England.Adam pays his respects and Stevan has sex near the bins.

The Queen is dead!