Missitucky Jaw

On this episode... 9:17 - If you were gonna change your name, what would you change it to and why? 13:30 - Do stairs go up or down? 16:09 - Who eats twizzlers? 17:14 - How common is it for a person's age to bounce around over the course of the day? 20:38 - Why are monkeys so nice to people at the zoo but not in the wild? 27:42 - If y'all were cast in a movie together as a duo, what movie would it be?

On this episode... 9:24 - Why do lunch ladies wear scrubs? 16:50 - Which animal would you not eat and why? 23:40 - What shall we do with those who say "supposebly" instead of using the correct term "supposedly"? 28:15 - If you were in a duel who would it be with and what would be your choice weapon? 33:33 - What word or phrase do you say differently than what is considered the normal way of saying it?

On this episode... I forgot to do the timestamps.

On this episode... 9:10 - If you were born on February 29th (leap year), should you celebrate on February 28th or March 1st? 13:10 - What's your favorite type of donut? 16:31 - Does one actually roll over in their grave or is that just a myth? 22:52 - Who are the female versions of yourselves? 30:31 - If you could give your younger self one piece of advice, what would it be?

On this episode... 13:00 - What is the best Ivan Costa song? 17:02 - When making a PB&J sandwich, do you put on the peanut butter or jelly first? 22:51 - What is Eric's favorite episode of the Red Green Show? 26:06 - What kind of bear is best? 34:55 - What would you do if you flooded the toilet at a restaurant?

8:20 - I had an incident with an uneducated person who told me that female country music artists "can't sing." Perplexed, I did not know how to respond, and simply rattled off names of some of my favorites. What do you suggest I say in the future to better correct them? 17:28 - In what ways would our modern day society be better off if the most listened to and most popular music genre was 90s country? 23:14 - Which classic country music duo is the best? 27:08 - What are the acceptable forms of music and what are the unacceptable forms of music? 37:00 - What's George Strait's first album called?

On this episode... 7:11 - What questions should I ask a hitchhiker before letting one in my vehicle? 14:44 - What type of lunch meat is best? 19:59 - How do bald people wash their heads? 27:03 - What's the worst thing you could name your children? 32:19 - Is there a right and wrong way of rolling off toilet paper?

On this episode... 8:00 - Are Ray Bans acceptable eye wear? 14:10 - Why is there a north and south pole but no east or west pole? 17:05 - Can pickup lines actually work? What is your favorite pickup line? 24:45 - Rank your top 3 Lynwood songbooks. 29:58 - If you could have an army of any animal, what animal would you choose?

On this episode... 8:58 - Bone-in or bone-out? 13:52 - What's the best ice-cream franchise? 18:41 - Did Adam and Eve have belly-buttons? 21:44 - If someone were to go frog gigging, is it acceptable to simply say "gigging"? Is it universally understood that frogs will be the subject, or does one need to clarify that frogs specifically are going to be gigged? 30:22 - If a zombie apocalypse happened, where would you be?

On this episode... 7:05 - When a football player makes a catch with one hand, is it because of skill or big hands? 11:02 - What's something you never leave the house without? 16:14 - Should we do away with daylight savings time? 19:46 - Why is it illegal to park in a handicap parking spot but fine to use the handicap stall? something like 25:00 - What's the most beautiful sight?

On this episode... 7:05 - Is washing Ziploc bags for reuse a virtue or a vice? 12:44 - What is the best game show on TV? 16:10 - What is it like to lose to Logan Bailey at ping pong? 20:17 - If you were to die from your last minor injury, what would be your cause of death? 25:50 - What should you order at Waffle House and why is the All-Star the right choice?

On this episode... 13:24 - If you could ride an exotic animal without it being a safety hazard, what animal would you choose? 15:21 - Which ice cream flavor is the GOAT? 21:33 - Do shooting stars have the power to fulfill wishes, and if so, what will you wish next time you see a shooting star? 25:26 - what's the weirdest food combination you enjoy 33:21 - What will you do for the audience once we've run out of questions for you?

On this episode... 6:36 - Which month is the worst? 10:30 - Why are women such terrible drivers? What can they do to be better? 18:11 - If your life had a theme song, what would it be? 22:30 - What is your favorite joke? 31:45 - What's the best western movie?

On this episode... 9:00 - What's the best way to make friends? 16:18 - What conspiracy theories do you absolutely believe in and why? 22:15 - At what point during sleep is a nap no longer a nap? 26:55 - Should Clinton DeFrance legally run the U.S.? 33:35 - What would force you to ask the waiter to take the food back?

On this episode... 6:53 - Why is a full-sized bed an in-between bed size? 11:33 - Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? 13:19 - Savana 14:20 - Which state has the most valid claim on Abraham Lincoln? 19:56 - What's it like to have dinner at Eric's grandparent's house? 27:00 - Pam's Pointer 28:59 - How do squirrels remember where they bury all their nuts?

We're back! On the first episode of season 2, we introduce you to our new cast, new segments, and we answer some of your important questions. 16:25 - What is an appropriate amount of taxidermy to have in your home? 23:42 - What are the top 3 reasons you're single? 38:27 - Should the person riding shotgun sing aloud in the car?

2:28 - Is Elvis alive or dead? 4:37 - Do you agree that crying is only acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon 9:06 - If a tree falls and there's no one around, does it make a sound? 10:20 - Where is the best place to get french fries? 12:58 - Traditional dental floss or individual dental flossers? 16:02 - What is the proper firmness or softness for a pillow?

On this episode... 3:40 - Who is the best and worst character on The Office? 10:50 - Do you judge people based on name alone? 16:52 - Do chocolate chips belong in brownies? 22:24 - If someone narrated your life, who would you want to be the narrator? 25:36 - What makes a good midnight snack when KFC (or Popeyes) is closed? 27:41 - If you and Eric could describe each other in emojis, what would you be?

2:42 - What is Eric Bullock’s middle name? What does he wish it was? 5:07 - This one I've been wondering about since my childhood: How is a raven like a writing desk? 6:39 - If you could own any firearm regardless of law or price, what would it be and why? 13:24 - Was it smart for Benjamin Burns to choose a 44 magnum special as the first gun I had ever shot? 16:19 - Who’s your spirit preacher’s wife? 23:26 - Why can I get breakfast at McDonald’s all day, but I can’t get French fries til 10:30??

On this episode... 3:20 - How long should it take for a man to take a shower? 6:31 - What are your thoughts on participation trophies? 11:08 - What game show do you think you'd have the best chance of winning? 14:09 - Who has the best social media account on each of the major platforms in the brotherhood? 22:09 - If you had a pair of twins, what would you name them? 24:52 - Are there any colors of socks that are unacceptable, and if so, which ones?

On this episode... 2:55 - What’s a question you wish everyone would ask you when they meet you for the first time? 6:13 - What is the best kind of fruit juice? 8:39 - How has the Loch Ness monster avoided capture for so long? 12:13 - Would Jerry or Billy Dickinson win in a debate? 15:50 - How do you feel about Amish friendship bread? 18: 35 - Is it true that the only reason why basketball became popular was because men were impressed with their ability to make a large floor so flat and smooth?

On this episode... 5:26 - What is the ideal size of shotgun choke? 8:11 - What is your favorite and least favorite Disney movie? 12:07 - What is the best kind of dog? 18:57 - Is "appalachia" pronounced "appa-latch-uh" or "appa-lay-shuh"? 20:29 - Is it appropriate to sit on a public toilet without first applying toilet paper to the seat? 25:06 - If you had to live the rest of your life with only one of the two, which would you pick, hunting or fishing?

Our third episode with a live studio audience features a guest appearance by Marcus Reppert and the following questions... 2:23 - Why can Goofy talk if he's a dog and Pluto can't? 5:58 - At what age should themed birthday parties start and end? 8:35 - If you could magically modify one social custom that's been widely accepted, which would you choose, and how would you change it? 12:24 - Does the phrase "the other day" refer to any day between one's birth and death, or is there a limit to how far back it can refer? 14:39 - What is one fashion trend you would never partake in? 18:56 - What game would be the best game to play when you're a seven-year-old?

On this episode... 5:03 - If you were to come across a bear in the woods, what would you do? 8:11 - What's the best snack to take on a long road trip? 11:24 - Gunsmoke or Bonanza? 15:26 - Which first names from older generations need to make a comeback? 21:24 - What do you wish you were good at? 23:10 - Why is Fred the only member of the Scooby Doo gang to not have a catch phrase?

On this episode... 4:39 - How does a long prosperous life correlate with the food you eat? 9:47 - As a child, what did you think would be awesome about being an adult, but isn't as awesome as you thought it would be? 12:13 - Best bluegrass instrument: fiddle or banjo? 20:58 - If you could only choose one of the following while the others are wiped from existence, which would you choose; cowboy hat, cowboy boots, fancy belt buckle, flannel shirt? 24:37 - What time of day does afternoon end and evening begin? 28:40 - IS WATER WET?

On this episode... 4:04 - If you could only eat one food for every meal the rest of your life, what would it be? 8:21 - Which piece of furniture is the GOAT? 11:51 - What do you find most fascinating about the Amish? 16:31 - What do you think of professional women's sports teams? 23:25 - What old person things do you do on a normal basis and would you recommend others doing them as well? A few minutes later - Why did the chicken cross the road?

On this episode... 3:45 - Why do we talk to babies and toddlers the way that we do? 9:00 - What is the optimal number of churchgoers to fit in a pew? 11:38 - What are your opinions on the electric guitar? 15:57 - At what age does it become socially acceptable for a male to shave his head? 19:24 - What's the ideal number of groomsmen/bridesmaids? 24:16 - What's your favorite saying?

17:40 - Would you rather have no knees or no elbows? 21:10 - Why was the "h" dropped in the word humble in religious vernacular in some circles? 25:47 - What's the best piece of fried chicken to choose from a bucket of KFC? 28:19 - When is it acceptable for a man to wear cologne? 28:46 - Which is better, ice cream or sherbet?

4:13 - What are your thoughts on power tool brands? 6:43 - Why does the color red represent both love and fear? 10:29 - Do you put on your sock then shoe then sock then shoe, or socks then shoes, and do you start with the right or left? 11:49 - Are guys that drive really big trucks overcompensating for poor self-esteem or are they really just THAT manly? 13:57 - What is the most embarrassing music album you have ever purchased/owned? 20:37 - What animal would be the cutest if it were the size of a housecat? 25:33 - Is SOMEONE's hairline a testament of their character?

On this episode... 3:30 - If you could bring one historical figure back to life for a one hour conversation, who would it be, and what would you discuss? 7:11 - What is the greatest feat a man can accomplish, and are you planning to accomplish it? 8:53 - Who's your spirit preacher? 12:30 - If you had to sacrifice a finger from your dominant hand to save someone you loved, which would you pick and why? 17:32 - If you ever had to go undercover, what would be your disguise? 22:22 - If you were forced into exile, where would you go?

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On this episode... 6:10 - In what pattern does Eric Bullock mow his yard? Do mowing patterns have any correlation to how we vacuum our carpet? 12:47 - What do you find most annoying about Angela Lansbury's character (Jessica Fletcher) in the TV series Murder She Wrote? 14:46 - Why aren't pizza boxes a circle? 18:47 - Where in the world is Waldo? 22:44 - What are your thoughts on Bigfoot?

On this episode... 3:22 - Do Eric and Aubrey have any recommendations for a good pen name? 8:48 - Why do you sometimes treat Aubrey like a Toby Flenderson/Jerry Gergich? 11:44 - Where is the lost city of Atlantis? 13:47 - If the 23.7 billion chickens in the world revolt against the 7.6 billion humans, are you prepared? 17:36 - What is your opinion on Proctor Lankford? Do you think she could create a better podcast than you?

On this episode... 2:43 - What's the best way to ask for financial support for a podcast? 4:53 - Which is least socially acceptable: a mohawk or a mullet? 7:45 - Would you rather drink only water for the rest of your life, or drink whatever you want but it has to have a drop of pee in it? 11:25 - What is the worst and best thing about being a guy? 17:07 - Who is a better boss: Ron Swanson or Michael Scott? 20:50 - When dunking oreo cookies in a glass of milk, what is the perfect length of time to submerge the cookie?

Happy 4th of July everybody! On this episode, Eric and I sit down in front of a live studio audience to answer the following questions: 4:11 - Does cursive have a purpose in this day and age? 6:57 - If you could set technology back 100 years, would you? 8:59 - IHOP, Denny's, or Waffle House? 13:15 - What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child? 16:22 - If you were starving to death and had to eat one person in this room, who would it be? 21:19 - Creamy or crunchy peanut butter? Do you have a band preference?

On this, our first episode recorded in front of a live studio audience, Eric addresses the following questions: 2:52 - What should every man have in his car? 10:30 - Why haven’t we ever seen commercials for advertising companies? 12:35 - What’s the deal with Aubrey Smith? 14:46 - What would an ideal birthday look like? 17:26 - If you had to be a character from The Office, who would you be and why? 19:16 - How many goats is Bethany Harris worth? How many goats is the average girl worth?

On this episode... 1:21 - What are the pros and cons of 3-in1 body washes? 6:00 - Are pharmacists necessary? What's the most useless job that we accept in today's society? 11:21 - Which type of screwdriver is better? Phillips or flathead? 14:42 - What did Hamlet mean when he posed the question: To be or not to be? 18:07 - Why do clocks run clockwise? And if they didn't, would the other way be clockwise? 20:57 - Should ballet or cheerleading be considered a sport?

On this episode... 2:40 - Is it ever justifiable for a man to listen to Shania Twain? 4:37 - Crawfish, crayfish, or crawdads? 6:37 - How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? 11:32 - What should you get at Cracker Barrel for breakfast, for lunch, and for dinner? 13:59 - Where is the best place to take someone on a last date? 20:29 - Which is right, shopping cart or buggy?

On this episode... 2:25 - How much is college worth? 7:24 - How are crayons made? 9:55 - What's the deal with female social media users responding to compliments with more compliments? 18:29 - What is one purchase you would advise all listeners to never make in their lifetime and why? 19:44 - Rank your top 5 states if you had to name your kids after the capital cities of each state. 22:34 - What would you say to all the critics out there who say your podcast is a bit underwhelming?

On this episode... 3:53 - Is a beaver den more dangerous than other predators' dens? 8:31 - Do you think it’s right for people to keep exotic animals as pets? 11:16 - What’s your opinion of possums and coons as pets? 14:14 - What is the best and worst exotic animal to keep as a pet? 19:12 - What is your least favorite African mammal? 21:38 - What is the ideal steak (in terms of cut and doneness)?24:40 - Is a well done steak still a steak?

On this episode... 4:26 - Which state is better: Mississippi or Kentucky? 12:19 - How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 15:00 - What are your top 3 favorite lightsabers? 17:43 - What do you think happens when you get "scared half to death"...twice? 20:02 - Was Hellen Keller real? 21:42 - At what age does the average person reach their prime?

3:07 - Is it ever acceptable for men to wear flip flops at places other than the pool or beach? 6:25 - How would you ruin a funeral by only bringing one item? 9:25 - Should driving slowly in the left lane require the death penalty? 13:02 - Why do some donut shops offer skim milk as a choice to accompany a donut? 17:00 - What do the demographics say about Eric, Benjamin Elliott, Aubrey, and Missitucky Jaw? 24:45 - What's your favorite Taylor Swift song?

On this episode... 2:23 - What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence? 6:53 - Are brown or white eggs better? 8:44 - What are Eric Bullock’s thoughts on the moon? 14:02 - What do you think of marching bands that don’t wear fancy uniforms? 17:27 - Which coast is the best coast? East or west? And what are the reasons behind this? 21:14 - How fast do you have to be going on a bicycle before a helmet is necessary?

On this episode... 2:00 - Which bird gives out the worst sounding call? 6:10 - If you could be any present day preacher who would that be? 10:09 - Should Siamese twins pay for one or two tickets when attending a movie or concert? 13:21 - You know that saying "There's more than one way to skin a cat" - but what's the best way? 16:53 - What do you think of people who chew their pencils? 18:23 - What’s your opinion of possum as a food?

On this episode... 3:54 - What's the ideal place to take a girl on the first date? 8:36 - Which armrest is yours in the movie theater? 10:08 - What's the best American animal? 13:23 - Do you prefer ketchup or mustard on your corn-dogs and why is it such a divisive issue? 16:58 - What is art? 20:11 - Which Andy Griffith Show character is the worst and why?

On this episode... 2:20 - What are the top three organs? 5:43 - What was the best decade of the 20th century? 8:13 - Who's Eric Bullock's fashion icon? 14:59 - Chik-fil-a nuggets or strips? 17:40 - How many birthdays are there? 21:22 - Is a Frosty a milkshake?