MKULTRA Orphans

Recorded on 07/27/2021 we talk about the world's youngest bitcoin billionaire shilling his latest invention - THE FREEDOM PHONE, how easy it would be to make money as a reactionary youtuber, and something something China. Thanks for listening! Our 30th episode is coming up, we have a BIG episode planned. Might be a month before we get it pumped out tho :( wage cuckery is holding me back 

This week we talk about youtube personality, Doomcock, the OG Funko Fascist. Lots of long diatribes about identity via consumption, what nerds mean when they say "get politics out of movies!!", and the future of advertisements infecting your dream-states. Thanks for listening, hit me up on tiktok or twitter @dumbsmoke

Recorded on June 8th 2021 After a brief parody of the true crime genre we dive into the unreal number of Catholic priest sickos walking the streets and ponder why so many priests are pedos. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL, we also get into how to reclaim the "Return to tradition" meme from far right goons, Julius Evola and fascist myths, how to make communism spiritual, Spotify's dystopian listening habits, and the great Australian rat plague. Thanks for listening, appreciate each and every one of ya. feel free to email mkultraorphanspodcast@gmail.com Holland on twitter/tiktok @DumbSmoke

This was recorded a few weeks ago, my apologies on taking so long to upload it. Had some issues with Audacity. In this edition of MKUO RADIO we talk about a bible that oozes oil, the slow death of American Evangelism, gossip about drama in the UFO disclosure, and a weird tiktok about a supposed "physicist" who claim to have uploaded the consciousness of a worm on to a computer. Oh, and Holland has his mind blown by how whitewashed American history is (no one knows why he is just now figuring this out). Thanks for listening. Sending you nothing but radioactive vibrations. Namaste.

We start of this episode with an article from REAL RAW NEWS about the HRC Military Tribunal, spend a substantial amount of time breaking down the future of media, and of course have to dive into some more UFO stuff. Topics in this ep: YouTube PPV boxing is a fever dream, the potential future of internet marketing where we talk to our TVs, pop feminism punk band eating shit in front of the whole world, and analyzing the 2019 Navy UFO incident and very weird Navy owned San Clemente Island. _________________________________________________________________ BIO: An anti-capitalist cultural commentary broadcast emanating from the vocal fried ruins of a bygone era. Each week Holland and Erik navigate the digital cesspool, diving head first into the abyss, hoping they will one day reach true enlightenment. Topics: conspiratorial thought, media criticism, culture war analysis, impotent rage at the powers that be, esoteric hymns from grimoires of old. Feel free to email with suggestions for episode topics or questions: mkultraorphanspodcast@gmail.com YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHlqc0fasnNKAwPS2-dCygQ? Holland’s Twitter - https://twitter.com/DumbSmoke Instagram - http://instagram.com/mkultraorphanspod/  Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mkultra-orphans/id1529696897 Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/5YB7recgej0bnHtTU9KWU8  RSS Feed - https://feed.podbean.com/mkultraorphans/feed.xml 

WARNING: Due to a minor error on my part there is a slightly annoying audio flub prevalent throughout this episode. Lesson learned - I need to buy quality mics. IMO this is one of the better episodes we've released in a while, I suggest listening if you can get past it. Recorded on 03/30/2021 This week we discuss Zack Synder and the nerds that are angry with him. NFTs being dumb, and conclude with a lengthy conversation about incel shooters, and view John B Calhoun's mouse experiments through a Marxist lens (conclusion? Capitalism is bad).

Recorded 03/16/21 This week we discuss the new documentary A Glitch in the Matrix by Rodney Ascher, simulation theory, jerking off (for MAGIC, not sin), and bunch of other branching topics. ___________________________ BIO: An anti-capitalist cultural commentary broadcast emanating from the vocal fried ruins of a bygone era. Each week Holland and Erik navigate the digital cesspool, diving head first into the abyss, hoping they will one day reach true enlightenment. Topics: conspiratorial thought, media criticism, cultural war analysis, impotent rage at the powers that be, esoteric hymns from grimoires of old. Feel free to email with suggestions for episode topics or questions: mkultraorphanspodcast@gmail.com YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHlqc0fasnNKAwPS2-dCygQ? Holland’s Twitter - https://twitter.com/DumbSmoke Instagram - http://instagram.com/mkultraorphanspod/  Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mkultra-orphans/id1529696897 Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/5YB7recgej0bnHtTU9KWU8  RSS Feed - https://feed.podbean.com/mkultraorphans/feed.xml 

Recorded on 03/02/2021 This week we discuss some older news, but if you're here for the CELESTIAL SEASONINGS TEA TIME CULT go to 51 mins into the show. We will be releasing episodes once every two weeks, so as to put quality over quantity. I've noticed that on occasion we've recorded episodes when neither of us had much we wanted to discuss, and I'd personally rather the content of this podcast come from a passionate place within our creative consciousness than being forced. I hope that makes sense. Thanks for listening, you're the best. Shownotes links for the Tea Cult article - https://www.inverse.com/article/10731-cults-conspiracies-and-the-twisted-history-of-sleepytime-tea ___________________________________________________  BIO: An anti-capitalist cultural commentary broadcast emanating from the vocal fried ruins of a bygone era. Each week Holland and Erik navigate the digital cesspool, diving head first into the abyss, hoping they will one day reach true enlightenment. Topics: conspiratorial thought, media criticism, cultural war analysis, impotent rage at the powers that be, esoteric hymns from grimoires of old. Feel free to email with suggestions for episode topics or questions: mkultraorphanspodcast@gmail.com YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHlqc0fasnNKAwPS2-dCygQ? Holland’s Twitter - https://twitter.com/DumbSmoke Instagram - http://instagram.com/mkultraorphanspod/  Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mkultra-orphans/id1529696897 Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/5YB7recgej0bnHtTU9KWU8  RSS Feed - https://feed.podbean.com/mkultraorphans/feed.xml 

Recorded on 01/31/2021Wow, 20 episodes! That's nearly 20 hours of dogshit content! This week we talk about Qanon's new cope theory involving Trump controlling Biden from behind the velvet curtain, how the Libs are reacting to the memetic war against Wall Street, and Holland's origin story on why he hates conservatives. WE. WILL. ALWAYS. LIE. Promises given, promises kept.____________________________________________________________BIO: A leftist cultural commentary broadcast emanating from the vocal fried ruins of a bygone era. Each week Holland and Erik navigate the digital cesspool, diving head first into the abyss, hoping they will one day reach true enlightenment.Topics: conspiratorial thought, media criticism, cultural war analysis, impotent rage at the powers that be, esoteric hymns from grimoires of old.Feel free to email with suggestions for episode topics or questions: mkultraorphanspodcast@gmail.comYouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHlqc0fasnNKAwPS2-dCygQ?Holland’s Twitter - https://twitter.com/DumbSmokeInstagram - http://instagram.com/mkultraorphanspod/ Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mkultra-orphans/id1529696897Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/5YB7recgej0bnHtTU9KWU8 RSS Feed - https://feed.podbean.com/mkultraorphans/feed.xml

Recorded on 01/17/2021This week we conclude some feelings on the coup, we visit Erik's Evangelical Corner, and learn how the CIA used UFO sightings in the 1950s to create a psy-op. Thanks for listening! If you have and use TikTok make sure to folliow me (Holland) on there @DumbSmoke for more C O N T E N T BIO: A leftist cultural commentary broadcast emanating from the vocal fried ruins of a bygone era. Each week Holland and Erik navigate the digital cesspool, diving head first into the abyss, hoping they will one day reach true enlightenment. Until then, huff some glue and let us lull you into a perennial slumber.Topics: conspiratorial thought, media criticism, cultural war analysis, impotent rage at the powers that be, esoteric hymns from grimoires of old.Feel free to email with suggestions for episode topics or questions: mkultraorphanspodcast@gmail.comYouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHlqc0fasnNKAwPS2-dCygQ?Holland’s Twitter - https://twitter.com/DumbSmokeInstagram - http://instagram.com/mkultraorphanspod/ Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mkultra-orphans/id1529696897Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/5YB7recgej0bnHtTU9KWU8 RSS Feed - https://feed.podbean.com/mkultraorphans/feed.xml 

This week Erik had to dial into the show, so for the next few episodes the audio will be a lil funky.Digital soldiers from the nation of Trumpistan stormed the pedophilic temple, AKA the Capitoll, and it went just how you'd expect. We reflect on that day, how the media framed the situation, what it means for Trump, some bullshit facial recognition software that is definitely fake, and how 4chan is handling this flaccid attempt at a coup. Thanks for listening! Politics is dumb so next week we are going to cover something fun, aliens or sum shit like that. NAMASTEBIO: A leftist cultural commentary broadcast emanating from the vocal fried ruins of a bygone era. Each week Holland and Erik navigate the digital cesspool, diving head first into the abyss, hoping they will one day reach true enlightenment. Until then, huff some glue and let us lull you into a perennial slumber.Topics: conspiratorial thought, media criticism, cultural war analysis, impotent rage at the powers that be, esoteric hymns from grimoires of old.Feel free to email with suggestions for episode topics or questions: mkultraorphanspodcast@gmail.comYouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHlqc0fasnNKAwPS2-dCygQ?Holland’s Twitter - https://twitter.com/DumbSmokeInstagram - http://instagram.com/mkultraorphanspod/ Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mkultra-orphans/id1529696897Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/5YB7recgej0bnHtTU9KWU8 RSS Feed - https://feed.podbean.com/mkultraorphans/feed.xml

Recorded on 01/03/2021This week we talk about Nashville's 5G nutter, false flags, Holland becoming UFO pilled, rare minerals in vaginas (eww!!!), and cap off the show introducing a new Qanon patriot we've found on Tiktok who exposes the TRUTH behind a quantum A.I. (that stands for ANCIENT INTELLIGENCE, you idiot) named Tyler. 100% factually accurate as per PolitiFact.BIO: A leftist cultural commentary broadcast emanating from the vocal fried ruins of a bygone era. Each week Holland and Erik navigate the digital cesspool, diving head first into the abyss, hoping they will one day reach true enlightenment. Until then, huff some glue and let us lull you into a perennial slumber.Topics: conspiratorial thought, media criticism, cultural war analysis, impotent rage at the powers that be, esoteric hymns from grimoires of old.Feel free to email with suggestions for episode topics or questions: mkultraorphanspodcast@gmail.comYouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHlqc0fasnNKAwPS2-dCygQ?Holland’s Twitter - https://twitter.com/DumbSmokeInstagram - http://instagram.com/mkultraorphanspod/ Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mkultra-orphans/id1529696897Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/5YB7recgej0bnHtTU9KWU8 RSS Feed - https://feed.podbean.com/mkultraorphans/feed.xml

The discussion about Come and See begins around 27 mins.  This week we discuss the Polish masterpiece, Come and See. While we spend time discussing the film, we also analyze the differences between how war is portrayed in foreign vs. American/Western films. Spoilers abound, you've been warned. Make sure to subscribe on YouTube, I'll be uploading a short video compiling the 'Anti-war film' analysis segments. As per usual, the first half of the show is typical banter on weekly news where we discuss white supremacists co-opting Nordic religions, Dan Crenshaw's cringey super hero larping, and life outside of Earth. Thanks for listening! We appreciate ya!I'm very excited about next week's episode, we have a ton of fascinating topics to go over. We'll be screaming about how all rich people are extreme perverts, the Qanon Tiktoker that believes an AI is working with Trump to take down the deep-state pedos, Hunter Biden's turn to the art world, and how our disillusionment under capitalism has us longing to RETVRN (to monke).- Holland_____________________________________________________________________BIO: A leftist cultural commentary broadcast emanating from the vocal fried ruins of a bygone era. Each week Holland and Erik navigate the digital cesspool, diving head first into the abyss, hoping they will one day reach true enlightenment. Until then, huff some glue and let us lull you into a perennial slumber.Topics: conspiratorial thought, media criticism, cultural war analysis, impotent rage at the powers that be, esoteric hymns from grimoires of old.Feel free to email with suggestions for episode topics or questions: mkultraorphanspodcast@gmail.comYouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHlqc0fasnNKAwPS2-dCygQ?Holland’s Twitter - https://twitter.com/DumbSmokeInstagram - http://instagram.com/mkultraorphanspod/ Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mkultra-orphans/id1529696897Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/5YB7recgej0bnHtTU9KWU8 RSS Feed - https://feed.podbean.com/mkultraorphans/feed.xml 

Recorded on 12/06/2020WarKrimez is 25 mins into the show.This week we do a brief dive into the disastrous raid on a small Yemeni village that happened within the first week of Trump's presidency and how that event was a prophetic vision for the last four years. Typical banter at the beginning and end of show.Links:https://theintercept.com/2020/10/29/trump-yemen-war-civilian-deaths/https://airwars.org/news-and-investigations/trump-in-yemen-new-study-shines-light-on-campaign/https://theintercept.com/2017/03/09/women-and-children-in-yemeni-village-recall-horror-of-trumps-highly-successful-seal-raid/https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-have-bombed-yemen-more-than-bush-and-obama-combined-2020-10 https://www.stitcher.com/s/?eid=60116297  ___________BIO: A leftist cultural commentary broadcast emanating from the vocal fried ruins of a bygone era. Each week Holland and Erik navigate the digital cesspool, diving head first into the abyss, hoping they will one day reach true enlightenment. Until then, huff some glue and let us lull you into a perennial slumber. Topics: conspiratorial thought, media criticism, cultural war analysis, impotent rage at the powers that be, esoteric hymns from grimoires of old. Feel free to email with suggestions for episode topics or questions: mkultraorphanspodcast@gmail.com YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHlqc0fasnNKAwPS2-dCygQ?Holland’s Twitter - https://twitter.com/DumbSmokeInstagram - http://instagram.com/mkultraorphanspod/ Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mkultra-orphans/id1529696897Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/5YB7recgej0bnHtTU9KWU8 RSS Feed - https://feed.podbean.com/mkultraorphans/feed.xml

12/03/2020This week we talk about zombie minks, ethical cannibalism, and a wide range of news happening in CIA land. Don't worry,  it's all good news haha, nothing to see here. Nope, nothing at all, everything is great :) 

Episode 13, in which we riff on the potential of Biden's Covid response (nothing will change), and explore the bizarre annals of Parler, the latest conservative social media app. Ya know how Qanon weirdos constantly talk about all the "research" they've done? Well, we found the research! Turns out it was a shitty photoshop of Adrenochrome prices the whole time (yes, you can buy in bulk). LET'S GOOOOOOOOOFollow Holland on Twitter @DumbSmokeUse Promo code MKUO to get 20% off your next order of 100mg or more of Adrenochrome. SUPPORT INDEPENDENT CREATORS!!!If you like the show give us a quick review on iTunes! Share us with your friends! Thanks!

This week we talk about the election (LAME!), liberals becoming class traitors, and 4chan anons going trans for Biden. Glad to finally be back! Erik got hitched and now only wears mustard stained wife beaters. Womxn, amirite!?!?!?! Anyways, its a quick one, my apologies for being so Low Energy (TM) this week. Working third shift is killing me. Appreciate ya!Follow Holland on twitter @DumbSmokeIf you like the show please give us a quick review (preferably a kind review where you say something like. "oh, they're dream boats! hubba hubba!") on iTunes, or alternatively share it with your friends!

This week we analyze the pig slop that is D'Souza's new documentary, TRUMP CARD, a call to action for all conservatives to stop IDENTITY SOCIALISM from TAKING OVER AMERICA! I've finally scrapped the rest of my brain out of the meat grinder that is D'Souza's propaganda machine. TRUMP CARD is filled with stunning revelations about Obama's sexual proclivities. and I regret to inform all of you that I'll never view the most inconsequential president the same again :( Hope you enjoy this episode! We plan on doing monthly movie themed episodes, so if there's something you'd like us to cover email us here mkultraorphanspodcast@gmail.comFollow Holland on Twitter @DumbSmokeIf you like the show feel free to leave us a review on iTunes OR share it with your friends!

Qanon, our favorite conspiracy theory about Donny Trump MURDERING SATANIC PEDOPHILES, has, unfortunately, sold out. My brain is absolute pudding after I spent 3 hours sifting through Qdrops. In this episode I report my findings back to Erik and we analyze the different type of posts from Q, how they've changed overtime (i.e. how they became dogshit), and discuss an odd character tied to Q that brings up questions on whether or not Qanon is the grassroots conspiratorial movement we thought it was. Boomers will lap up ANYTHING. Anyway, thanks for listening! If you liked our riffage on this episode make sure to give us a quick review on iTunes!Follow me, Holland, on twitter @DumbSmokeCheck out the YouTube!REMEMBER PATRIOTS THE STORM IS CUMMING WWC1WCA (where we cum 1 we cum all :D)

In this broadcast we muse on the liberal civility politics of Trump catching the C bug, Republicans proving they're a literal death cult after the supreme court super spreader extravaganza, and terror management theory. Boomer memes of the week is back and absolutely STACKED (hell yeah).If you like the show leave use a positive review on iTunes! Check us out on Instagram @mkultraorphanspod for behind the scenes footage. Is there something you would like us to cover? Hit us up here mkultraorphanspodcast@gmail.comFollow Holland on Twitter @DumbSmoke

In this special episode, we discuss The Most Dangerous Book in the World by S.K. Bain. Was 9/11 a mega ritual fueled by the magical teachings of Aleister Crowley? Why are the architects of our demise all graduates from Yale? The Mickey Mouse + Ronald McDonald chimera beckons you to listen. What starts off as a fun conversation goes on to expose how the game was rigged from the start. If you enjoy the show follow Holland on twitter @dumbsmoke, look us up on YouTube, and check out the Instagram mkultraorphanspodThanks for listening! (if you're a trust fund kid rolling around in Grampa's oil money pls help me build a new computer lol)

Next week we will have our first BIG episode coming out. This week, however, we are just hanging out. Longcat died, Trump want's to re-educate America, and psychedelics. A very relaxed episode. If you enjoy the show make sure to review us on iTunes! Share with your friends! Follow Holland on Twitter @DumbSmoke. Check out our YouTube as well!!! (Just search for MKULTRA Orphans)

We chat about a SaTaNiC Airbnb, Qanon detaching from Trump and becoming its own entity, MKULTRAing ourselves, the stupid discourse around Netflix' 'Cuties'. Another horrible week on a horrible planet. Muh head huhts :( Time stamps:00:00 - Reading a YouTube comment from blondehoney3606:00 - Satanic Airbnb16:40 - Masks are Satanic (reading a bizarre blog post)25:15 - Libertarians are goofy50:00 - Horrible working conditions at KY's own Creation Museum01:06:00 - Talking about Cuties and hysteria 01:27:00 Boomer memes of the week Follow Holland on Twitter @DumbSmokeSubscribe on YouTubeFollow us on Twitch! -https://www.twitch.tv/mkultraorphan

We now have timestamps! 00:00 - Weekly news: Trump's boat parade sends the beautiful boaters to Davy Jones’ locker, analysing Trump's quotes regarding the military.44:00 - Qanon fueled "Save Our Children" rallies sweep the nation, showcasing a hollow attempt at stoking fears that children are being kidnapped and held under the Getty Museum. 01:18:00 - Boomer memes of the week twitter - @DumbSmokeFollow us on YouTube! - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHlqc0fasnNKAwPS2-dCygQ

Social media manifests into reality, civil war discourse, KE-NO-SHA, and something something Russia 

This week we weave the tale of Laura Loomer and her many bizarre/provocative pranks such as being Islamophobic and.... being Islamophobic? Like you've heard on the show before, she is a case study of why humans will never adapt to using social media. E N J O Y Twitter @DumbSmoke 

This week Erik goes over some myths about the US prison system, we break down the initial promise of the internet and how it failed, all while the garage fills with noxious fumes. Sweet oblivion, here we come.  YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHlqc0fasnNKAwPS2-dCygQTwitter - @dumbsmoke

Discussing the alien cum doctor and how social media rots your brain.