Monkey Don't

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Hosts and New York Comedians Nathan Orton and Lucas Hinderliter take your problems sent in from social media and provide fake advice.

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    • Jun 4, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 35m AVG DURATION
    • 19 EPISODES


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    Episode 19: Wellie Jackson

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2021 40:09


    This week on Monkey Don't we sit down with comedian Wellie Jackson (@welliejackson) from "Orange Is the New Black" and Tina Fey's "Girls5eva." We talk to him about his problem with losing weight and then he tells us a story about the worst relationship he's ever been in. Lucas recaps his wild night before recording and then we talk to our audience about their problems with disenchantment, long-distance dating, and doing job interviews while currently employed.

    Episode 18: Matt Bowman

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2021 38:27


    This week on Monkey Don't we sit down with our friend, comedian Matt Bowman (@battmowman). We talk to him about his problems with his cats peeing all over his house, and his girlfriend insisting on practicing tattooing on him. We then talk to our audience about their own problems with their cats. We also talk about the audience's problems with being gay and trying to make male friends and wondering if they ever had friends to start with.

    Episode 17: Molly Densmore

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2021 42:34


    In this episode of Monkey Don't, we sit down with comedian/actress Molly Densmore (@dollymensmore) and talk to her problem with wanting to freeze her eggs. Nathan struggles with creepy fans crossing boundaries. Then we talk to the audience about their problems with owing money to the government, having a bathroom that is too small, and always having wrinkled clothes.

    Episode 16: Abby Washuta

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2021 43:38


    On this episode of Monkey Don't, we sit down with New York-based Comedian Abby Washuta (@abbydubinsta) from HBO's "Succession." She tells us a story about the best way to get a job, then we help her with her problem with booking comedy shows. We then help our audience with their problems with celebrating outdoors in inclement weather, making a relationship work despite the sex being bad, and helping people get to work on time.

    Episode 15: Zach Petrovich

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2021 37:37


    New York-based comedian Zach Petrovich sits down with us to talk about his problems with parking tickets We also introduce a new segment on the show Looking Back On It. We then help our audience with their problems with noisy pets, making friends, and resolving family feuds. Listen to the end to hear Zach tell a wild story about the first night he met Lucas.

    Episode 14: Dan Frigolette

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2021 42:37


    On this episode, we have on our long-time friend Dan Frigolette (@danfrigolette) from "The Wendy Williams Show" and HBO's "Boardwalk Empire." Dan takes over the podcast, analyzing our hosts and helping them with their problems. We also talk about our audience's problems with oral hygiene and locating missing garments.

    Episode 13: Matthew Broussard

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2021 36:24


    In this episode of Monkey Don't, we sit down with our friend and fellow comedian Matthew Broussard (@mondaypunday). We talk about his problem with chronic back pain, as well as talk about a recent debacle that happened during one of his shows. We also help out our audience with their problems with eating disorders, appetite control, and road rage.

    Episode 12: Adam Gabel

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2021 38:46


    On this episode of Mokey Don't we have our old friend Adam Gabel (@ajgabel). We talk to him about his problem with aging and losing his sight. Then we help out our audience with their problems with lack of sleep, wardrobe malfunctions, and coming out to your father.

    Episode 11: Jack Reichert

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2021 31:01


    On this episode of Mokey Don't, we have our good buddy, Jack Reichert, on to talk to us about his problem with his religion and moving to New York during a pandemic. We also talk about our audience's problem with embarrassment, breaking up with your girlfriend, and dealing with isolation during a quarantine.

    Episode 10: Ronnie Smith

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2021 36:48


    On this episode of Monkey Don't, we sit down with our friend Ronnie Smith (@therealronniesmith) and talk to him about his problem with not having enough money, which most of us can relate to. We also give advice to our audience regarding their problems with living with someone with differing political views, dealing with bad car loans, and depression in college. Plus, the house doctor gives some advice about how to make your bodily fluids smell as pleasant as possible.

    Episode 9: Otter Lee

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2021 37:20


    For this episode of Monkey Don't we sit down with our good buddy Otter Lee (@otterleemoy) who stars in Stephen Colbert's Tooning Out the News. We talked to him about his problems with finding a quality man, then help our audience with their problems with drug abuse, losing weight to be more desirable, and giving a proper gift. We also get into some behind the scenes of the podcast regarding some recent cast changes.

    Episode 8: Jacob Williams

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2021 35:14


    On this episode, we have our pal from MTV's "Wild ‘n Out" Jacob Williams (@mrjacobwilliams) on to discuss his problem with his addiction to social media. He then helps us answer problems from our audience regarding dealing with isolation, breaking news to a significant other, and handling promiscuous ex's. Be sure to check out Jacob's new comedy special “Unemotional Roller Coaster” now available on YouTube.

    Episode 7: Usama Siddiquee

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2021 36:12


    On this episode, we have our friend from "America's Got Talent," Usama Siddiquee (@usamastandsup), on to discuss his problem with his living situation during a pandemic. We also help our listeners with their problems with loneliness, following your dreams, and ordering too much delivery.

    Episode 6: Dan Frank

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2020 30:58


    For this episode of Monkey Don't we brought in our friend and producer of the Dan Frank Comedy Show, Dan Frank. We discuss his problem with receiving unsolicited explicit pictures on dating apps, as well as help our audience with their problems with long-distance relationships and real estate.

    Episode 5: Leland Long

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2020 29:32


    For this episode of Monkey Don't, we brought in our co-host from the original Times Square openmic Leland Long (@bonafideleland). We talk to him about his problem with holding grudges. We also help the audience with their problems with entering the workforce, dating multiple women, and building the courage to ask out one girl.

    Episode 4: Charlie Dawson

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2020 30:45


    On this episode of Monkey Don't, our friend Charlie Dawson stops by to talk about his problems with quitting smoking. He also helps us helps our audience with their problems with lying, being a third wheel, and hating your job.

    Episode 3: Carla Sadornil

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2020 35:23


    In this episode of Monkey Don't, we have special guest Carla Sadornil (@carlasadornil) on to talk about her problems with her divorce. We also help the audience with their problems with waking up on time, homophobia, and being attracted to women taller than you.

    Episode 2: Michael Good

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2020 29:17


    In this episode of Monkey Don't, we welcome special guest Michael Good (@michael_good1125.) We talk with him about how to make his girlfriend's parents laugh, as well as help the audience with their problems with crumbling friendships and porn addiction.

    Episode 1: Monkey Don't Pilot

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2020 23:54


    In this episode of Monkey Don't, hosts Nathan and Lucas talk about their own problems with love and health They also help their audience with their problems with confrontation, being in love with their best friend, and one person's attempt to seduce one of our hosts.

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