Murdered by ROBOTS

Plower Flower Volume Three1. Circles Around Me2. Antidisestablishmentarianism3. Hate to Say I Love You4. Ball Breaker5. Embarrassment6. Blood Will Be Spilled7. Pissing in the Wishing Well8. Rats in the AtticAll songs written by Chris McCabe and performed by Murdered by ROBOTS.

Plower Flower Volume Two1. Betty White's Dead2 (Re)Active Shooter3. Defending All the Ways4. Twelve Inches in a Footlong5. Do Ya Fancy a Bit of a Shag?6. Less Than Lukewarm 4 Me*7. See Her in the Rear View Mirror8. Dance of the Agony Aunts9. That's Not MY Blood on My FaceAll songs written by Chris McCabe and performed by Murdered by ROBOTS except * written by Sarah Fish and Chris McCabe and performed by Helen Keller Death Kick

After a long drunken stupor, Murdered by ROBOTS has returned with samples of our latest music....Plower Flower Volume One1. Flowers2. Return to Summer3. Second to Nun/Killing Streak4. Pork Chops and Apple Sauce5. Palmetto Gun Show (by Helen Keller Death Kick)*6. A Boy and his Log7. A Song of SundayAll songs written by Chris McCabe except * written by Sarah Fish and Chris McCabe

Songs of Love and Pontoon Boats(all songs written by C. McCabe except *written by Paul Francis Webster and Robert “Bob” Harris)1. Pontoon Boat2. No Happily Ever After For Me3. Spider Man Theme Song*4. I’ve Got My Mind on You5. Love Makes You Stupid

Songs of Love and Pontoon Boats(all songs written by C. McCabe except *written by Paul Francis Webster and Robert “Bob” Harris)1. Pontoon Boat2. No Happily Ever After For Me3. Spider Man Theme Song*4. I’ve Got My Mind on You5. Love Makes You Stupid

Songs written while hiding from the virus. All tracks written by C. McCabe1. Opossum 2. Eating the Paste3. Cold Cold Cold4. Curtains5. Demon Sex6. Super Secret Midnite Monster Show

Songs written while hiding from the virus. All tracks written by C. McCabe1. Opossum 2. Eating the Paste3. Cold Cold Cold4. Curtains5. Demon Sex6. Super Secret Midnite Monster Show

(all songs written by C. McCabe except *written by C. McCabe and K. Rosenbaum)01 None the Wise (acoustic)02 Hell Train03 Church Street Whore04 Porcupine Vagina / Never Mind Love05 *Three Nippled Taz06 Found True Love07 Hole and a Heartbeat08 Seven Ways09 Isadora Duncan10 Dinky Doozy Deluxe Earth-Mover11 Evelyn Said12 Wake n' Bake13 Oh Me My14 A Horse Named Kryptonite15 Stoned16 The Food Chain17 Crime18 Monkey19 Andy & The Ampersand20 Big Hope

(all songs written by C. McCabe except *written by C. McCabe and K. Rosenbaum)01 None the Wise (acoustic)02 Hell Train03 Church Street Whore04 Porcupine Vagina / Never Mind Love05 *Three Nippled Taz06 Found True Love07 Hole and a Heartbeat08 Seven Ways09 Isadora Duncan10 Dinky Doozy Deluxe Earth-Mover11 Evelyn Said12 Wake n' Bake13 Oh Me My14 A Horse Named Kryptonite15 Stoned16 The Food Chain17 Crime18 Monkey19 Andy & The Ampersand20 Big Hope

This collection represents the second half of the first official "virtual" album of Murdered by ROBOTS, originally released by the net label This Is Not Records on 01/19/2015. The original blurb read: Murdered by ROBOTS is a sleeper cell of lo-fi underground mock-rock provocateurs spanking the musical monkey from somewhere deep within the constipated bowels of Sarasota, Florida. Their music has been featured on radio's epicenter of high weirdness, 96.5 WSLR's Lumpytunes, on noise compilations by Hal McGee and SKRD!, and their videos can be found on OutOfFocusTV and Bizarre TV.(all songs in this collection were written by C. McCabe, except *written by C. McCabe and R. Lavalle and **written by C. McCabe and S. Graceffa)01 Dumpsterbaby*02 None the Wise (reprise)03 Homely04 Snotrocket (WSLR Lumpytunes remix)05 Succumb06 GoGoSADISTO07 Squiggy the Prostitute08 Crash Your Car09 Heartbeat**10 Respect Existence11 I Dig a Pygmy12 Cum Hither13 Murgatroyd Man

This collection represents the second half of the first official "virtual" album of Murdered by ROBOTS, originally released by the net label This Is Not Records on 01/19/2015. The original blurb read: Murdered by ROBOTS is a sleeper cell of lo-fi underground mock-rock provocateurs spanking the musical monkey from somewhere deep within the constipated bowels of Sarasota, Florida. Their music has been featured on radio's epicenter of high weirdness, 96.5 WSLR's Lumpytunes, on noise compilations by Hal McGee and SKRD!, and their videos can be found on OutOfFocusTV and Bizarre TV.(all songs in this collection were written by C. McCabe, except *written by C. McCabe and R. Lavalle and **written by C. McCabe and S. Graceffa)01 Dumpsterbaby*02 None the Wise (reprise)03 Homely04 Snotrocket (WSLR Lumpytunes remix)05 Succumb06 GoGoSADISTO07 Squiggy the Prostitute08 Crash Your Car09 Heartbeat**10 Respect Existence11 I Dig a Pygmy12 Cum Hither13 Murgatroyd Man

This collection represents the first half of the first official "virtual" album of Murdered by ROBOTS, originally released by the net label This Is Not Records on 01/19/2015. The original blurb read: Murdered by ROBOTS is a sleeper cell of lo-fi underground mock-rock provocateurs spanking the musical monkey from somewhere deep within the constipated bowels of Sarasota, Florida. Their music has been featured on radio's epicenter of high weirdness, 96.5 WSLR's Lumpytunes, on noise compilations by Hal McGee and SKRD!, and their videos can be found on OutOfFocusTV and Bizarre TV.(all songs in this collection were written by C. McCabe)01 I Blame the Ellen Jamesians02 Dinner Music for Sharks (Hungry for Blood)03 Zombie Girl04 Down to the Slaughter05 Mandy, the Queen of Testicle Torture06 Poo Put Motherfucker07 Stripper Pole Park08 Foreskin in a Bear Trap09 None the Wise10 Murdered by ROBOTS (theme song)11 Free Man Morgan12 Vega Dawn13 Chloroform

This collection represents the first half of the first official "virtual" album of Murdered by ROBOTS, originally released by the net label This Is Not Records on 01/19/2015. The original blurb read: Murdered by ROBOTS is a sleeper cell of lo-fi underground mock-rock provocateurs spanking the musical monkey from somewhere deep within the constipated bowels of Sarasota, Florida. Their music has been featured on radio's epicenter of high weirdness, 96.5 WSLR's Lumpytunes, on noise compilations by Hal McGee and SKRD!, and their videos can be found on OutOfFocusTV and Bizarre TV.(all songs in this collection were written by C. McCabe)01 I Blame the Ellen Jamesians02 Dinner Music for Sharks (Hungry for Blood)03 Zombie Girl04 Down to the Slaughter05 Mandy, the Queen of Testicle Torture06 Poo Put Motherfucker07 Stripper Pole Park08 Foreskin in a Bear Trap09 None the Wise10 Murdered by ROBOTS (theme song)11 Free Man Morgan12 Vega Dawn13 Chloroform

This is a musical tribute to horror hosts and the movies they champion. Featuring themes I've written for programs including Formerly Crappics, The Evil Doctor Toad's Science Fiction Theater, Oliver's Twisted Bargain Basement Midnight Movie Stoner Friendly Freak Show, House of Master Vyle, Studio Kaiju's "Captain Isotope and the Enemy of Space" and Mansion of Mystery, The Angry BROS Omaha Shock-O-Rama, and The Professor Gillman Show, as well as tributes to z-movie legend Henry Humble (Astro Space Hero, Squirelly Cow Films), Sluggo Gonzalez (The Vortexx), and Erik J. Nielsen's comic book series "The Amphibimen". Cover art courtesy of Bradley Beard. All tracks were written by C. McCabe...01. Technical War Theme02. Captain Isotope March03. Freezer Mortis (German Dance Mix)04. The Evil Doctor Toad05. T-I-TT-Y06. (My Name Is) Godzilla07. GORENARD, the BEERBARIAN!!!08. Count Plasma, Space Vampire09. The Angry BROS Omaha Shock-O-Rama10. Horse Head Ed11. The Professor Gillman Show12. Driller Killer13. Oliver's Twist14. Cheese (the Ballad of Captain Isotope)15. Henry Humble16. Song of the Sluggalos17. Happy Holidays in Space18. None the Wise19. The Crawling Eye20. The Beerbarian Death Stomp21. The Amphibimen22. Captain Isotope Outro

This is a musical tribute to horror hosts and the movies they champion. Featuring themes I've written for programs including Formerly Crappics, The Evil Doctor Toad's Science Fiction Theater, Oliver's Twisted Bargain Basement Midnight Movie Stoner Friendly Freak Show, House of Master Vyle, Studio Kaiju's "Captain Isotope and the Enemy of Space" and Mansion of Mystery, The Angry BROS Omaha Shock-O-Rama, and The Professor Gillman Show, as well as tributes to z-movie legend Henry Humble (Astro Space Hero, Squirelly Cow Films), Sluggo Gonzalez (The Vortexx), and Erik J. Nielsen's comic book series "The Amphibimen". Cover art courtesy of Bradley Beard. All tracks were written by C. McCabe...01. Technical War Theme02. Captain Isotope March03. Freezer Mortis (German Dance Mix)04. The Evil Doctor Toad05. T-I-TT-Y06. (My Name Is) Godzilla07. GORENARD, the BEERBARIAN!!!08. Count Plasma, Space Vampire09. The Angry BROS Omaha Shock-O-Rama10. Horse Head Ed11. The Professor Gillman Show12. Driller Killer13. Oliver's Twist14. Cheese (the Ballad of Captain Isotope)15. Henry Humble16. Song of the Sluggalos17. Happy Holidays in Space18. None the Wise19. The Crawling Eye20. The Beerbarian Death Stomp21. The Amphibimen22. Captain Isotope Outro

Helen Keller Death Kick is a collaboration between Franklin Scout and Murdered by ROBOTS that combines eerie string arrangements, dissonant electric guitar, and random audio to create surreal soundscapes. These tracks were all written and arranged by S. VanDweller and C. McCabe and were recorded in 2017.01 Mastodon02 The Mandela Paradox03 Iris04 Lancelot05 Monkey Rumshpringa06 Drunk on Bong Water07 THIS IS A TEST08 Wear Your Raincoat

Helen Keller Death Kick is a collaboration between Franklin Scout and Murdered by ROBOTS that combines eerie string arrangements, dissonant electric guitar, and random audio to create surreal soundscapes. These tracks were all written and arranged by S. VanDweller and C. McCabe and were recorded in 2017.01 Mastodon02 The Mandela Paradox03 Iris04 Lancelot05 Monkey Rumshpringa06 Drunk on Bong Water07 THIS IS A TEST08 Wear Your Raincoat

(all songs written by C. McCabe)01. Runt of the Litter02. That Love Bug's Bitten Me03. Let's Get High and Fuck all Day04. I Ejaculate Lightning05. Swellin' on the Bell End06. Easy07. Unsolving the Riddle of Love08. New York09. Lunchmeat Love10. Nutsack11. Two Minute Love Man12. Song of the Sluggalos13. The Amphibimen14. Sweet Lady Libertine

(all songs written by C. McCabe)01. Runt of the Litter02. That Love Bug's Bitten Me03. Let's Get High and Fuck all Day04. I Ejaculate Lightning05. Swellin' on the Bell End06. Easy07. Unsolving the Riddle of Love08. New York09. Lunchmeat Love10. Nutsack11. Two Minute Love Man12. Song of the Sluggalos13. The Amphibimen14. Sweet Lady Libertine

(all tracks arranged by C. McCabe)01. Donkey Show 201602. Virgin Mary Finger Bang03. Night Stalker04. Lucky Lucky Day05. Bubbles06. Perp Walk07. Antigravity08. Blumpkin Pie09. Love Is Cancer10. Crucified

(all tracks arranged by C. McCabe)01. Flaming Buttholes02. The Devil's in the Details03. Synthsapiens04. Drugs Make Life More Interesting05. Whisker Biscuit (LSD Dance Mixxx)06. Space Patrol07. Heat Seeking Missile08. Jan in the Pan09. Destruction is the Name of the Game10. Honeypot

(all tracks arranged by C. McCabe)01. Donkey Show 201602. Virgin Mary Finger Bang03. Night Stalker04. Lucky Lucky Day05. Bubbles06. Perp Walk07. Antigravity08. Blumpkin Pie09. Love Is Cancer10. Crucified

(all tracks arranged by C. McCabe)01. Flaming Buttholes02. The Devil's in the Details03. Synthsapiens04. Drugs Make Life More Interesting05. Whisker Biscuit (LSD Dance Mixxx)06. Space Patrol07. Heat Seeking Missile08. Jan in the Pan09. Destruction is the Name of the Game10. Honeypot

(all tracks arranged by C. McCabe)01. Kelly Clarkson02. Trans-Neptunian Polka03. Lloyd Mongo and the Syndrome of the Down04. Down the Memory Hole05. The Hall of Fantasy06. I am the Acid Astronaut

(all tracks arranged by C. McCabe)01. Kelly Clarkson02. Trans-Neptunian Polka03. Lloyd Mongo and the Syndrome of the Down04. Down the Memory Hole05. The Hall of Fantasy06. I am the Acid Astronaut

(all tracks arranged by C. McCabe)01. Sub Space Transmission02. The Farther One Travels03. Jellyfish04. Welcome to Peckerland05. Concussion06. PiranhaSaurus Rex07. Wormwood

(all tracks arranged by C. McCabe)01. Sub Space Transmission02. The Farther One Travels03. Jellyfish04. Welcome to Peckerland05. Concussion06. PiranhaSaurus Rex07. Wormwood

Audio Viagra! Music to bump your uglies to. A special collection of love songs for Valentine's Day!(all songs by C. McCabe)01. That Love Bug's Bitten Me02. That Little is Enough03. Objectifying Love Song04. Found True Love05. Honey Suckle Lovin' (for Amanda Nicole)06. Unsolving the Riddle of Love07. Love Spells Doom08. C*ntstr*ck09. Crime10. I'm Licking Your Butthole11. Big Hope12. Seven Ways to Sunday13. Andy & The Ampersands14. Succumb

Audio Viagra! Music to bump your uglies to. A special collection of love songs for Valentine's Day!(all songs by C. McCabe)01. That Love Bug's Bitten Me02. That Little is Enough03. Objectifying Love Song04. Found True Love05. Honey Suckle Lovin' (for Amanda Nicole)06. Unsolving the Riddle of Love07. Love Spells Doom08. C*ntstr*ck09. Crime10. I'm Licking Your Butthole11. Big Hope12. Seven Ways to Sunday13. Andy & The Ampersands14. Succumb

A collection of song parodies in the tradition of Dr. Demento and Weird Al.01. Summers Eve (to the tune of "Summer Breeze" by J. Seals and D. Crofts)02. Two Guys Watching Porn (based on Richard Wagner's "The Flight of the Valkyries")03. Jerkin' 9 to 5 (to the tune of "9 to 5" by Dolly Parton)04. The Mexican Hat Dance (based on "Jarabe Tapatio", composed by Jesus Gonzalez Rubio)05. Ebonies and Ivories (based on "Ebony and Ivory" by Paul McCartney)06. She's a Whore-ay (to the tune of "That's Amore" by H. Warren and J. Brooks)07. Beethoven's Last Bowel Movement (cover of "Ode to Joy" by Friedrich Schiller, as arranged by Ludwig van Beethoven in his Ninth Symphony)08. Game of Thrones Theme (music composed by Ramin Djawadi)09. If I Only Had Some Shame (based on "If I Only Had a Brain" by H. Arlen and Y. Harburg)All additional lyrics written by C. McCabe)

A collection of song parodies in the tradition of Dr. Demento and Weird Al.01. Summers Eve (to the tune of "Summer Breeze" by J. Seals and D. Crofts)02. Two Guys Watching Porn (based on Richard Wagner's "The Flight of the Valkyries")03. Jerkin' 9 to 5 (to the tune of "9 to 5" by Dolly Parton)04. The Mexican Hat Dance (based on "Jarabe Tapatio", composed by Jesus Gonzalez Rubio)05. Ebonies and Ivories (based on "Ebony and Ivory" by Paul McCartney)06. She's a Whore-ay (to the tune of "That's Amore" by H. Warren and J. Brooks)07. Beethoven's Last Bowel Movement (cover of "Ode to Joy" by Friedrich Schiller, as arranged by Ludwig van Beethoven in his Ninth Symphony)08. Game of Thrones Theme (music composed by Ramin Djawadi)09. If I Only Had Some Shame (based on "If I Only Had a Brain" by H. Arlen and Y. Harburg)All additional lyrics written by C. McCabe)

(all tracks written by C. McCabe)01. Organic Matter Automaton02. L'eggo My Ego03. Free Sex For Those Who Dig04. Razorblade Betty05. Road Head06. Gumbo07. No Way To Win08. Learn to Live Without It09. Bongo On My Glug Glug10. C***struck11. Ghost Bones12. I've Given Up On Myself13. Fisting Pixies In Moo Goo Gai Pan14. Mutha Nature Hates Ya

(all tracks written by C. McCabe)01. Organic Matter Automaton02. L'eggo My Ego03. Free Sex For Those Who Dig04. Razorblade Betty05. Road Head06. Gumbo07. No Way To Win08. Learn to Live Without It09. Bongo On My Glug Glug10. C***struck11. Ghost Bones12. I've Given Up On Myself13. Fisting Pixies In Moo Goo Gai Pan14. Mutha Nature Hates Ya

(all songs written by C.McCabe)01. If I Knew Now02. Captain Isotope (March)03. Objectifying Love Song04. I Don't Know Why I'd Cry For You05. Jesus Still Needs Us (To Buy Guns)06. Stone Cold Heart07. Walking Out08. Bury the Bone Digger09. Spoons10. Please Believe Me When I Tell You I Hate You11. The Evil Doctor Toad12. Smoking Crystal Meth With Kittens13. Cheese (The Ballad of Captain Isotope)14. Pluto is a Planet15. Captain Isotope (closing credits)

(all songs written by C.McCabe)01. If I Knew Now02. Captain Isotope (March)03. Objectifying Love Song04. I Don't Know Why I'd Cry For You05. Jesus Still Needs Us (To Buy Guns)06. Stone Cold Heart07. Walking Out08. Bury the Bone Digger09. Spoons10. Please Believe Me When I Tell You I Hate You11. The Evil Doctor Toad12. Smoking Crystal Meth With Kittens13. Cheese (The Ballad of Captain Isotope)14. Pluto is a Planet15. Captain Isotope (closing credits)

This is a collection of alternate takes of tracks by Helen Keller Death Kick, a collaboration between Franklin Scout and Murdered by ROBOTS. All tracks are originals, recorded in 2017.1. The Mandela Paradox (featuring electric guitar overdubs)2. Mastodon (minus drum track)3. THIS IS A TEST (instrumental tracks minus spoken narration)4. Monkey Rumshpringa (extended version)

This is a collection of alternate takes of tracks by Helen Keller Death Kick, a collaboration between Franklin Scout and Murdered by ROBOTS. All tracks are originals, recorded in 2017.1. The Mandela Paradox (featuring electric guitar overdubs)2. Mastodon (minus drum track)3. THIS IS A TEST (instrumental tracks minus spoken narration)4. Monkey Rumshpringa (extended version)

(all songs written by C.McCabe)01. Diseases of the Head Holes02. Connie03. Cribmeat04. The I'd Rather Be Song05. Handjobs in a Halfway House06. That Little is Enough07. Donald Trump's a Dingo and He Ate My Baby08. Little Debbie's Lost Her Cherry09. My Pill Poppin' Mom10. Mussolini in a Headlock11. I'm Licking Your Butthole12. Love Spells Doom13. Turd Sandwich14. The 80s

(all songs written by C.McCabe)01. Diseases of the Head Holes02. Connie03. Cribmeat04. The I'd Rather Be Song05. Handjobs in a Halfway House06. That Little is Enough07. Donald Trump's a Dingo and He Ate My Baby08. Little Debbie's Lost Her Cherry09. My Pill Poppin' Mom10. Mussolini in a Headlock11. I'm Licking Your Butthole12. Love Spells Doom13. Turd Sandwich14. The 80s

(all songs are available for individual downloads on Soundcloud. Search for Murdered by ROBOTS)music and lyrics by C. McCabe01. 2019 (and not a prostitute robot to be found)02. Strong03. The Ku Klux Klan and Ali Show04. Cragg Horse Immy Barry-O05. Don't Keep Me Waiting06. Sure07. You Puked in the Sea08. Pee Part for the POTUS09. Vivian Dear10. I Wanna Be Horrid11. The Apple Dumpling Gang Bang12. Too Dumb to Kill13. Fools Often Fall14. Little Billy's Got a Zika Head

(all songs are available for individual downloads on Soundcloud. Search for Murdered by ROBOTS)music and lyrics by C. McCabe01. 2019 (and not a prostitute robot to be found)02. Strong03. The Ku Klux Klan and Ali Show04. Cragg Horse Immy Barry-O05. Don't Keep Me Waiting06. Sure07. You Puked in the Sea08. Pee Part for the POTUS09. Vivian Dear10. I Wanna Be Horrid11. The Apple Dumpling Gang Bang12. Too Dumb to Kill13. Fools Often Fall14. Little Billy's Got a Zika Head

This is a collection of songs I recorded at my friend Anna's house, around 2003, with my friend Stacy Ivey, who engineered and mixed all of the tracks as well as adding drumbeats and bass. All songs are original (written by C. McCabe) except for Magdalena Star/New A* (written by C. McCabe and S. Ivey) and SFFT** (by S. Ivey).1. Cribmeat2. Uberwench3. Belong4. Short Bus/Down Syndrome Guy5. Magdalena Star/New A*6. Sharon7. SFFT**8. Seven Ways to Sunday9. Crime

This is a collection of songs I recorded at my friend Anna's house, around 2003, with my friend Stacy Ivey, who engineered and mixed all of the tracks as well as adding drumbeats and bass. All songs are original (written by C. McCabe) except for Magdalena Star/New A* (written by C. McCabe and S. Ivey) and SFFT** (by S. Ivey).1. Cribmeat2. Uberwench3. Belong4. Short Bus/Down Syndrome Guy5. Magdalena Star/New A*6. Sharon7. SFFT**8. Seven Ways to Sunday9. Crime

A collection of songs recorded by my long time friend and collaborator Krishnafish!

A collection of songs recorded by my long time friend and collaborator Krishnafish!

This is a collection of songs and song doodles recorded in my very first post-college apartment in Virginia Beach. I'd moved up there after my father died, and rented a roach infested, graffiti covered, two bedroom apartment with my friend Matt deep in the heart of the ghetto (on a street ironically called Park Avenue). We bought a quarter pound of weed and lived off Burger King Whoppers (which, for a limited time, cost just a dollar!), enjoying the type of aimless slacker lifestyle that defined our generation.All songs written by C. McCabe except *written by J.Lennon and P.McCartney and **written by K.Brown and C.McCabe01. Succumb02. Hard to See03. Day Tripper* (Beatles cover, written by Lennon/McCartney)04. Everything Is All About You05. Isadora Duncan06. Julie07. Church Street Whore08. Porcupine Vagina09. Walking Right Out Of My Heart10. Three Nipple Taz**11. Roly Poly12. Kristina My Empress13. Prince Brisket Crab14. Kamikaze Krishna

This is a collection of songs and song doodles recorded in my very first post-college apartment in Virginia Beach. I'd moved up there after my father died, and rented a roach infested, graffiti covered, two bedroom apartment with my friend Matt deep in the heart of the ghetto (on a street ironically called Park Avenue). We bought a quarter pound of weed and lived off Burger King Whoppers (which, for a limited time, cost just a dollar!), enjoying the type of aimless slacker lifestyle that defined our generation.All songs written by C. McCabe except *written by J.Lennon and P.McCartney and **written by K.Brown and C.McCabe01. Succumb02. Hard to See03. Day Tripper* (Beatles cover, written by Lennon/McCartney)04. Everything Is All About You05. Isadora Duncan06. Julie07. Church Street Whore08. Porcupine Vagina09. Walking Right Out Of My Heart10. Three Nipple Taz**11. Roly Poly12. Kristina My Empress13. Prince Brisket Crab14. Kamikaze Krishna

A medley of demos...

A medley of demos...