My Ass Is Burning

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Father and son ponder life, politics and a world gone mad.

Nick Stassi, Johnny Stassi


    • Jun 4, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 36m AVG DURATION
    • 23 EPISODES


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    #22 - Jiggin and Jugin

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2025 58:09


    Trump and Elon breakup. Dad doesn't "get" The Rehearsal on HBO. And he's made it abundantly clear that he won't be doing any jiggin and jugin in his Skechers sneakers.

    #21 - Uncut and Unedited

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2025 60:00


    i'm not editing these anymore

    #20 - Grand Theft Aeronautics

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2025 50:52


    Katy Perry goes to space. Dad wants to go next. Trump wants a 3rd term. We can't all get what we want. Lookout for our animated series "Burning". Coming soon.

    #19 - We're Back - Part Deaux

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2025 38:04


    Dad goes all in on Elon and Trump. AI completely takes over, including this episode. Don't buy gas station gummies.

    #18 - We're Back - Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2025 33:22


    We're back. Dad claims his stress has evaporated in the wake of Trump's win, but it only takes him a few minutes to take aim at "the Squad" and the gals from the View. Part 2 later this week.

    #17 - Elbows, Slaps & Punches

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2022 32:17


    Steve from Tampa calls the podcast and lays out some interesting points on Roe v. Wade. Nancy Pelosi elbows a child. Rudy Giuliani gets a pat on the back. The Rhode Island State Senate race turns into the Royal Rumble. Call the podcast voicemail to get featured: (813) 586-0044‬.

    #16 - Murder He Spoke & Double Suicide

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2022 31:12


    Someone tries to kill Brett Kavanaugh, sort of. Mark Middleton, a former advisor to President Bill Clinton and link to Jeffrey Epstein, commits suicide twice. The Supreme Court makes guns great again in New York.

    #15 - Build Back Beijing

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2022 28:57


    Johnny renounces mushrooms... on his pizza. Joe Biden removes tariffs on Chinese solar panels. The Johnny Depp and Amber Heard movie trailer leaks online.

    #14 - Mushrooms, DUIs & Boomers Gone Wild

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2022 28:06


    Johnny eats mushrooms and goes to war with his TV. Nancy Pelosi's husband gets a DUI.

    #13 - The United States of Truths & Misery

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2022 33:14


    The podcast joins Truth Social. America resumes its annual gun control debate. Oregon's Menstrual Dignity Act comes into the spotlight. What's next for America's children?

    #12 - Monkeypox, Collusion & Nancy's Communion

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2022 47:26


    Monkeypox goes on a world tour. Hillary Clinton's lies take the spotlight in court. Nancy Pelosi is barred from receiving communion by the Catholic Church.

    BONUS CONTENT - Lovers' Quarrels, Inflation & Tabloids

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2022 13:58


    A lost transmission from last week highlighting Elon Musk, inflation, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, Vicky "Ride or Die" White & and the geriatric sexual mud slinging going on in old Hollywood.

    #11 - Dead Names, Traitors & #UltraMAGA

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2022 34:55


    #10 - Birds Aren't Real, Roe v. Wade & the Ministry of Truth

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2022 42:29


    We break down an absolutely insane week of news. The Johnny Depp and Amber Heard courtroom saga continues. Putin goes under the knife as the war hawks are sharpening their talons. Chaos is mounting at the Southern Border with the end of Title 42 in sight. Roe v. Wade is set to be overturned. Birds aren't real.

    #9 - Saturday Morning Cartoons

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2022 34:20


    We incoherently ramble about the education system, immigration, Piers Morgan and more. Elon Musk begins his supervillain era.

    #8 - Cracked Conspiracies

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2022 26:51


    We uncover a potentially startling conspiracy going all the way to the top of the Biden pyramid. Masks are back off, after being back on.

    #7 - Can I Get A Witness?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2022 38:27


    We examine the Johnny Depp defamation trial, the Trump vs. Piers Morgan showdown and the BLM movement in New York City. Mike Tyson punches a fellow airline passenger.

    #6 - Clickbait

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2022 26:16


    We get caught up on current affairs with one clickbait article after another. Jill Biden gets exposed yet again as Joe's Handler-In-Chief. Russia flexes nukes on the border.

    #5 - ¡Vamos Brandon!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2022 35:56


    Johnny and Nick discuss Texas Governor Greg Abbott's new plan to deal with illegal immigration at the US southern border, America's drug policy, and Joe Biden's perspective on prostitutional immunity.

    #4 - Family Feud

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2022 32:00


    Johnny and Nick debate student loan forgiveness, the parallels between the Biden and Trump families, Obama's visit to the White House, the Space Force, Putin's next move and our relationship with Saudi Arabia.

    #3 - What's In A Name?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2022 48:24


    Johnny follows the Biden paper trail. Nick rages over Republicans and marijuana. Caitlyn Jenner joins Fox News.

    #2 - It's All A Lie

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2022 57:04


    Johnny flashes back to when he warned us all about Brandon. Nick is interested in learning about Ancient China. Will Smith slaps Chris Rock.

    Teaser

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2022 1:00


    Teaser for My Ass Is Burning. Coming March 16, 2022.

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