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Send us a Comment, Question, or MessageWe get into several hot topics this week:PopeyeElmer FuddHe-ManContact us at mmtydpodcast.comThanks for listening!! Share us with your friends!!Support the Show.http://www.mmtydpodcast.com
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We get into the Wayans familyWhat MVP votes are supposed to meanAlabama DominanceCrazy Things that Happened in SchoolSo much more!!Thanks for listening and check us out at MMTYDPODCAST.COM Where you can get in contact with us or leave us a message.Or Leave us an email at MOMTHINKSYOUREDUMB@GMAIL.COMPlease leave us a review and share us with your friends! ThanksSupport the showhttp://www.mmtydpodcast.com
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Guns are a serious problem. People say guns don't kill people but a lot of statistics say different. Please, if you own a firearm, make sure it is safely secured and not able to be accessed by a child. Show Notes: First fifteen minutes is funny. 15 minutes: What happens when your school beats the number one team in America. At about 21 minutes go pee or something. I don't know what to tell you, but just be glad you're not Jason or BG. My goodness their conversations really are bad without the host. Cook's Pest Control 23 minutes: Real Vampire story24 minutes: Jason tells a storyAfter 30 minutes it is not for kids and really funny.Thank you all for listening and we hope this episode makes you laugh. Love to you all!!Support the showhttp://www.mmtydpodcast.comSupport the showhttp://www.mmtydpodcast.com
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We get into some very hot topics this week:How Dating Apps WorkOur New App: Bank StatementsBG tells JokesWhat is your second favorite team?Babysitting Ain't Cheap!Native Americans, even fictional ones on television, are very wise.You Don't Owe Anyone Anything!Billionaire starving in the street because of taxesThe 34 minute markJason Goes after that Biden guyWe Love Everyone!Especially Mexico! As always share us with at least 8 of your friends and leave us a positive review please! Thanks for listening!!MMTYDPODCAST.COMSupport the showhttp://www.mmtydpodcast.com
You could be a premise guyJason goes unhingedA Bone to PickHe doesn't understand True CrimeIt Depresses MeAs long as you make yourself laughIs that a bowie knife in your pocket or are you here to rape me?How Banks WorkSupport the showhttp://www.mmtydpodcast.com
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The one wheeled bicyclist of Tuscaloosa and much more!!How to properly abandon a baby Big black coffee Why joggers wear earbudsDogs going back to their business of being dogsJoggers, walkers, and bicyclists get ranked to no surprise.Civilian peer pressure.The history of Chicken Head. Jason is not good at speaking to other people in a conversation way.Jason looks like the character Carlton Lassiter in the show Psych, but not in the original tv show just in the post tv show movies on Pandora or whatever new thing my wife makes me pay for but really I got for that one playoff game in the NFL. Go Lions. Goodness I miss Barry Sanders. He was amazing. So good.We talk about the insane process of abandoning a baby. Wow! It is so bad and well never mind BG apparently has seen a commercial about this insanity so I guess people know about this.Only people who live in bad cities have to talk to police officers when they go to the hospital.Andre the Giant should have been the title. Definitely less controversial than how to abandon a baby properly.Beau is so lucky to get next week off to spend with his family. Not me, I mean I make way more money than a stupid teacher but I have to work next week.Tapeworms would help me get that beach body.Jason is Definitely not Boss Hogg.How big was the wheelbarrow that Saddam Hussein used to be able to walk around?Andre the Giant should have played football.Always order a ground beef hamburger well done and big thanks out to Upton Sinclair!French can have the tartar.Support the showhttp://www.mmtydpodcast.com
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Sheri and I discuss the insanity and phenomenon of Love Has Won the Story of Mother God.Crazy story and we try to figure it out.Support the showhttp://www.mmtydpodcast.com
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Frankfurt am Main, HesseWow, die Downloads, bitte teilen Sie uns weiterhin mit mindestens 8 Ihrer Freunde. Danke!https://www.buzzsprout.com/1056904/supportSupport the showhttp://www.mmtydpodcast.comWow at the downloads please keep sharing us with at least 8 of you friends. Thanks!This is a really great episode, except for Jason's audio. Somehow his part didn't record. This was not intentional and he is a valued part of the show. Unfortunately, his audio is absent on this one. Please just add your own comments during the periods of silence and send them to the us at MMTYDPODCAST.COM ! The best audio will be added to this original podcast and later uploaded! Good luck and Thanks!!Also everything's alleged and if Jason's audio would have uploaded then y'all would hear that repeatedly being said, especially about a very famous rapper and media mogul/icon.(Editor Notes)Finally, I mean for real the host mentions an idea for a new better spin off pod where the host would finally talk to a smart relative about a crazy but fascinating show called Mother God or something. It was really crazy. Anyway, I would much rather edit that podcast than this one. They for real did say allegedly a bunch of times though when they were recording. No cap.Support the showhttp://www.mmtydpodcast.com
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https://www.buzzsprout.com/1056904/supportThis week's hilarious topics!!Law and Order Zombie Detectives againWhat topics are hot enough?Good FellasThe proper length of moviesOregon Trail on an Old School computer, so many oxen died.Video games today, but there is sunlight outside.Some tree hugger bs I didn't really listen toThings that cause cancer that are in your home. Batteries, cleaning products, nonstick cookware, mattresses, and personal care products.Great rapping in the background!Waylon Jennings and later Johnny CashSporting events are so late at night, except for baseball which has playoff games starting at 2:15 on a Tuesday afternoon. So stupid.Ten year old underwear, at least.Jason doesn't know when to talk.The Presidents of the United States of America is a thing.The triceps of BGHow do Apple Pencils work?
We will probably cut this whole thingOur pre-show conversations The movie Groundhog DayBG is not here, but this is how we record.Firefox and BrowsersThe Viper security system.The amazing world of people who were born after 2000. They don't even appreciate Blockbuster!Buying an ATM with a plan.
Yep Part 2 BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!LET'S FREAKING GO!
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http://www.mmtydpodcast.com/On Episode 44 of My Mom Thinks You're Dumb Podcast we get into self help.When to know you have had a concussion When to go back to workWhat to do if you have two kids, are pregnant, and are hit by a train while riding in a car.How to treat your little brother when he loses the keys. How to not rush immediately to your child's aid when they are stranded.So much on one episode.Exercise should not be considered a habit.Special note from Stephen Toboloski, not the actor from the movie Groundhog Day though.How big a Frasier fan are you?Man strengthAn insane list of things people should do to live 24 years longer that we talk about on this podcast:1 excercise2 avoid opioids 3 avoid smoking 4 manage your stress levels5 have a healthy diet6Dont binge drink7 get good sleep8 maintain positive social relationships
#A Troglodyte Like Me!# It's in a casino!# You can't handle the emails!
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http://www.mmtydpodcast.comLets all admit paper towels are becoming rapidly increasing quest to finally achieve…………… THE Maxroll babyyyyyy!!!!!!!!So many good things.I could do a list: #boundaries
http://www.mmtydpodcast.comYou can apparently now swear on either the Bible or the Constitution according to someone.1:00 the proper ways to now watch Groundhog Day5:30 the Tommy Toooberville's latest10:15 I decline political office and will undoubtedly have to concede to public demand for my running later on12:00 “They're going to rent at first!” What a great campaign slogan!18:00 Early 90's Kip Tyner compared to today's Kip Tyner20:30 Is Tuscaloosa becoming unrecognizable?23:00 Tommy Toooberville returns 28:00 I agree to run for political office, but what position?29:30 What would happen if the Democratic Party agreed to duels?32:00 How to get yourself and your loved ones “prepped” against the undeniable threat of something.