Not Movies

Welcome to Not Movies Phase III! First of all, yes, we know Mingle All The Way is already a movie a movie from 2018 about an app. What were we going to do, look it up beforehand? Ours is a charming little Nicole Byer vehicle. She works at a Christmas party supply store two months out of the year (living off her OnlyFans income the rest of the year) and engages in a vague and madcap love triangle with Vin Diesel and Adam Driver. Tim Cook plays a fedora-wearing CEO and SOMEBODY PUT LAXATIVES IN THE CHAMPAGNE!  Rate and Review Tweet Binge Sean & Dave Make Music (Sean's other show) Take Music Lessons with Sean Email: notmoviespodcast@gmail.com  

Wow, it's been almost a year, huh? Whoops! Sorry about that (though really, you should have emailed us, so part of this is on you). We didn't try to write a story this time, just had a little NM family catch-up and a chat about the Fast & Furious franchise.  We'll be back with another ridiculous movie idea and some even more exciting life updates in fewer than nine months next time.  Also, just a small disclaimer: this was recorded before the Russian invasion of Ukraine so when we mention Russia in the episode, we aren't thinking in that context. In all seriousness, war is atrocious, almost never justified, and needs to end.  Rate and Review Tweet Binge Sean & Dave Make Music (Sean's other show) Take Music Lessons with Sean Email: notmoviespodcast@gmail.com

Imagine being able to time travel but only forward and only to times you don't want to go to (Jury duty, the dentist, etc.)... doesn't sound like that great of a movie, right? BUT, throw in a coven of witches and pit them against a host of Crystalline extraterrestrials and now we've got ourselves a Not Movie! Thanks again to Jackee and Justin Morgan for helping us mash this one together! Rate and Review Not Movies! Tweet! Binge!  Sean & Dave Make Music (Sean's other show) Take Music Lessons with Sean!

It's the early 1900s and the Mason Brothers, Jason and Jerson make a deal with the Devil to become virtuosos on spoons and vocals, respectively. Naturally, they take their act on tour and dazzle audience across America's heartland. It all goes well until it doesn't. Hilarity ensues. Thank you to Jackee Morgan and Justin Morgan for bringing this one to life! Check out the other seven (!!) Not Movies Jackee has done and don't follow her anywhere else :) Episode 87 - The Slapstick British Turtle feat. Jackee Morgan Episode 86 - Love Adjacent feat. Jackee Morgan Episode 73 - Trinidad’s Rainbow Tree Lair feat. Jackee Morgan Episode 72 - Legacy feat. Jackee Morgan Episode 71 - 9 Days feat. Jackee Morgan Episode 40 - Ignition feat. Jackee Morgan Episode 39 - The Incredible Potato Chip Think Tank feat. Jackee Morgan Rate and Review Not Movies! Tweet! Binge!  Sean & Dave Make Music (Sean's other show) Take Music Lessons with Sean!

Kyle and Zach of Brunch, Houseboat and Kyle Moucha Won't Shut Up are back! Sorry this episode took forever to release but I think it was worth the wait...definitely some of our best stuff in here. And yes, that is a man made of cheese on the poster. It's actually a whole art form. Just google 'cheese sculpture' to find more. You're welcome. We cast Kurt Russell (Tango & Cash, Jiminy Glick in Lalawood) and Tony Danza (The Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon, Taxi) in a tale of a professor on a mission to create a healthy cheese. It doesn't go great for him. Stay tuned after the show to hear Brunch's 2020 wrap-up song and read the lyrics here! Subscribe to KMWSU on Apple Podcasts! Rate and Review Not Movies! Tweet! Binge!  Sean & Dave Make Music (Sean's other show) Take Music Lessons with Sean!

Kyle and Zach of Brunch, The Houseboat and Kyle Moucha Won't Shut Up join us this week for a chat about movies, music, and life, and we write a Wes Anderson-inspired Space Epic! Allert, Bill, Cap, Dottie and ELI the Electronic Life Improver team up with legendary kid troublemaker Freddy for a bit of Space Piracy but end up making amends for all their previous nefarious deeds and saving some refugees! Kyle also starts a beef. KMWSU on Apple Podcasts Rate and Review! Tweet! Binge!  Sean & Dave Make Music  Take Music Lessons with Sean!  

You can take the dog out of the bog but can you take the bog out of a dog? Yeah, probably. Find out in this Anime/Live action crossover family hit! Don't miss this hilarious and heartwarming tail. Thanks so much to @therealstephraj for being our guest and helping this one take shape! Follow her on Insta if she'll let you! Rate and Review! Tweet! Binge!  Sean & Dave Make Music  Take Woodwind Lessons with Sean!

Some people would do anything to have a second shot at life... a different perspective... one more chance to do things differently. This is a story about a few of those people. It's the body-swapping time-travel adventure you never knew you needed brought to you by the Not Movies crew and @TheRealStephRaj! We also talk about the sitcoms we identify with and Steph tells a wonderfully entertaining story about her brother (and friend of the show) Matt!   Rate and Review! Tweet! Binge!  Sean & Dave Make Music  Take Woodwind Lessons with Sean!

SCIENCE SAYS We all need to be afraid SCIENCE SAYS We need to give up our freedoms THE CDC SAYS it's NOT going to magically go away but oh wait, all of a sudden they've found the VACCINE?? How convenient... Oh yeah, and there's just one side effect: you'll lose ALL YOUR HAIR.... Well Harvey (played by holographic Jim Varney) and his luscious locks aren't buying it. He has a feeling his sister (holographic Carrie Fisher) and her lifelong jealous streak might be targeting him again. It's the Oscar-worthy movie that Jim Varney deserved and never got!   We welcome back our very first guest Andrew Lowy, talk about what he's been up to and recommend some stellar movies including Uncut Gems, Rockadoodle, and Velocipastor.   Check out Andrew's Blog: Theatre 2050 Rate and Review! Tweet! Binge!  Sean & Dave Make Music  Take Woodwind Lessons with Sean!  

Two English or possibly Australian smugglers come up with THE. PERFECT. HEIST. Thanks to our returning guest Scott Harris! Rate and Review! Tweet! Binge!  Sean & Dave Make Music 

You know it, you love it, it's that classic wacky doctor game: Operation; and now the game you know and love is a Blockbuster Action Not Movie! Dwayne "The White Blood Cell" Johnson spends his days floating down that old lazy river that is the human body and protecting it against infectious disease and foreign invaders... but it's not enough for him...he has good ideas...why can't he become a brain cell? Maybe one day he will. But before then his entire world will be torn asunder and he might just be the only one who can save the day! *Batteries not included.* Huge thanks to our guest Scott Harris for bringing us this strange and fascinating idea. Stay tuned for another short one with him next week! Rate and Review! (Pretty please, for real this time?) Tweet! (You actually probably shouldn't) Binge! (It's healthier than a lot of other things you could binge) Sean & Dave Make Music (They also talk)  

Interdimensional Private Investigator Scam Likely needs your help... he's been calling you but you haven't had the courage to pick up... why, WHY won't you answer? The case needs to be solved! Our gruff and beloved gumshoe travels through space, possibly time, and definitely dimensions via a magical bodega in order to get our other main character Haley (an oblivious missing person with an oddly consistent streak of bad luck) back to her home world. Thanks so much to Hannah Siegele for helping us finally bring this one to life! And thanks to Jeff Rosenstock for not suing us over our use of his Technical Difficulties theme. Rate and Review! (Pretty please, for real this time?) Tweet! (You actually probably shouldn't) Binge! (It's healthier than a lot of other things you could binge) Sean & Dave Make Music (They also talk)

*AGE DISCRIMINATION WARNING* If you're a boomer and are sensitive to being called "old", "the worst", etc. go ahead and scroll right past this. It's not for you. If you're a Millennial or GenZer and already a fan of Not Movies, well shit, today's your lucky day! Micah (from the popular tik-tok channel Wake-up Make-up with Micah), Chad the girl break dancer, and Curt the aloof skater boi need to save their generation from the vengeful rich old CEO Bic who's been surreptitiously infiltrating their brains via their favorite app and possibly also breath mints. Huge thanks to Adrianna for being our guest this episode! Rate and Review!  Tweet!  Binge! 

Sorry it's been a while... go listen to some other shows instead: http://www.themedialunchbreak.com/ http://moot.tv/ Sean & Dave Make Music  

After his beloved Mama suddenly passes (half-way through our first big musical number) a sheltered, damaged man-child played by Bobby Moynihan must leave home for the first time to find his purpose and also the Fonz! He meets up with a con man played by Steve Buscemi, they trek across the country to find/kidnap/save Henry Winkler, and they both learn a few valuable life lessons along the way.  We're joined by guests Anthony De Angelis and EJ5000, the host and producer of Let Me Ask You A Question and we also wrote and recorded a song for this one: When I Meet The Fonz - by Anthony De Angelis and Sean Arawjo (Piano by Anthony, Flute and Saxophones by Sean, Drums and Bass by Dave Trum, Vocals by Dan Pardo) Let Me Ask You A Question Links: iTunes  facebook  Twitter  instagram   Find more shows and art produced by EJ5000 at Moot.TV and WeAreAllSpies Not Movies Links: Rate and Review!  Tweet!  Binge! 

Separated from his true home on the moon, Mothman, the seldom celebrated and often misunderstood cryptid searches for purpose in the one town that still holds an annual festival in his honor. Thanks to Emily Cackowski for being our guest/Mothman expert!!  Rate and Review!  Tweet!  Binge! 

Find out how these random words fit together into a tight, cohesive, and compelling 3-act story (LIKE ALWAYS) on another exciting episode of Not Movies! Big thanks to our returning guest, Laura! Rate and Review!  Tweet!  Binge! 

Harvey, Franklin, and the rest of their high school debate team search for the mythical Sea-corn (and possibly also the true meaning of friendship??) in this heart-warming and action-packed adventure! Thanks to Laura MacElree for coming in with big ideas right out of the gate! We also do another wildly successful Phrank's Pranks segment.  Rate and Review!  Tweet!  Binge! 

This is the second episode in our crossover series with the Let Me Ask You A Question Podcast (no, you didn't miss one; we're posting this first because writing songs about Fonzie takes longer than you might think... DEAL with it)! ANYWAY, you may have guessed this is another of those each-person-says-a-random-word-to-create-a-title ones. GREAT JOB!  We cast Danny DeVito as the headmaster of a reform school where Violet Raunchy-Monsters go to learn to become raunchier and therefore uglier. LMAYAQ boys Host Anthony and Producer EJ5000 bring you their own brand of raunch every week on Let Me Ask You A Question. Check them out on iTunes or at Moot.TV! Rate and Review!  Tweet!  Binge!  Sean & Dave Make Music (Sean's other podcast)

The gang talks about Tim Burton's big hits and big misses, then writes a Burton inspired tale about some sort of tummy monster that eats half a neighborhood!  Rate and Review!  Tweet!  Binge!  Sean & Dave Make Music (Sean's other podcast)

This week Sean learns that not all the movie ideas need to be ridiculous so he pitches the greatest idea he's ever had (please don't steal it!): In a format unabashedly stolen from the GBBO, a cast of unsigned musicians with various talents and abilities will compete in three different musical challenges each week. The audience will get to peek behind the curtain and see what actually goes into the process of music production.  Rate and Review!  Tweet!  Binge!  Sean & Dave Make Music (Sean's other podcast)

What if Dannys Trejo and Tamberelli starred in an SciFi/Asylum style movie set on an automated space ship headed towards the sun? Find out on the triumphant return on Not Movies! We also talk about why we had to take a hiatus and Eric's new life plan, and Summer claims she's being forced to podcast against her will! Sean tells a joke. Rate and Review!  Tweet!  Binge!  Sean & Dave Make Music (Sean's other podcast) And check out our friends' shows too!  The Media Lunch Break Let Me Ask You A Question  

What would happen if the Not Movies gang formed a cult??? We'd probably be directionless and it would be hard for us to make decisions and agree on things. But Eric would definitely end up taking most of the fall. Find out more in this Not Movie!  Thanks to Laura Presby for guesting again and thanks to LMAYAQ for helping inspire this episode! Check out their show on Moot.tv! Rate and Review!  Tweet!  Binge!   

Evil, shark-controlling sea monsters use the effects of global warming to split an ice peninsula off from the mainland and wreak havoc on the now-isolated town. The nerdy science teacher, played by The Rock may be the only one who can reunite the land mass, kill the monsters, and save the town. We also learn about Laura the librarian and do a segment of Phrank's Pranks! Rate and Review!  Tweet!  Binge! 

The Slapstick British Turtle is the story of a down-on-his-luck boy who befrends a stray snapping turtle. When he finds out that the titular pub has been holding illegal back room turtle fights, he must decide between entering his new friend into the next big match in hopes of winning big money OR letting his family's print shop go out of business. Oh yeah, his family owns a print shop.  Rate and Review!  Tweet!  Binge! 

The Jack attack is back on this episode of Not Movies and we come up with a Manic Pixie Dream Boy movie about a free spirit who picks up cans for a living and also makes garbage art! Rate and Review!  Tweet!  Binge! 

Three ex-CIA agents (Joe Pesci and Dannies Glover and DeVito) come out of retirement because they are the only ones with the specialized skills needed to stop some sort of nefarious gun lobbying organization that's taken over the government! Rate and Review!  Tweet!  Binge! 

Was John McClane a supercop or a regular cop? Find out for sure on this week's episode of Not Movies! Rate and Review!  Tweet!  Binge! 

This week we talk about Eric's new job, Roseanne, and Coco, then we write a story about an alien named Ornie trying to get home! Rate and Review!  Tweet!  Binge! 

Time traveling Golden Girls. Do you need to know more? Rate and Review!  Tweet!  Binge! 

Posse Cats is a story about a group of City Cats trying to stay alive in the mean streets and subways of NYC. Starring Danny DeVito as King Rat! Rate and Review!  Tweet!  Binge! 

Joan is newly single and ready for love! Maybe romantic love... maybe not.  We also talk about Sean's world record and the nitty gritty of Eric's love life. Summer is there too. We also feature To The WhiteS(upremacists) feat. Matt Wixson by Sean Arawjo at the end. Rate and Review!  Tweet!  Binge! 

I'm pretty sure this movie includes a drum-off between a human and an alien but I'm not 100% sure. One way to find out! Thanks to our awesome return guest Aaron Merena!! Rate and Review! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/not-movies/id1070456640?mt=2 Tweet! https://twitter.com/NotMovies Binge! https://notmovies.podbean.com/

This mockumentary follows the elderly David St. Hubbins who has reformed the Tap (with the help of some young gun musicians) and is planning a world tour. When the film crew locates former Spinal Tap members Nigel Tufnel and Derek Smalls and inadvertently breaks the news that David has reformed without them, they decide to form a rival Tap and hilarity ensues. Thanks to Aaron Merena for being our guest! Rate and Review! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/not-movies/id1070456640?mt=2 Tweet! https://twitter.com/NotMovies Binge! https://notmovies.podbean.com/

This week we come up with the first film in our young adult trilogy: The Time Divination Headset. A girl finds she has a special connection with a newly discovered piece of technology and must look into both her past and future to find answers to all life's big questions... Who am I? Where do I belong?... What's with this weird birth mark?? 

Our elite team of thieves only has a few minutes to pull off the perfect heist... while everyone else is looking up at the sky!  Rate and Review! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/not-movies/id1070456640?mt=2 Tweet! https://twitter.com/NotMovies Binge! https://notmovies.podbean.com/

Eric gives us his review of "IT", we talk about our favorite Stephen King stories and write one inspired by him. It's about a bassoon that sucks the life out of Joshua, the little prodigy who was unlicky enough to find it.  Rate and Review! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/not-movies/id1070456640?mt=2 Tweet! https://twitter.com/NotMovies Binge! https://notmovies.podbean.com/

This week we talk about Game of Thones the entire time!  Spoiler Alert: If you are not caught up through at least episode 4 (and are going to watch it), do not listen to this. Rate and Review! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/not-movies/id1070456640?mt=2 Tweet! https://twitter.com/NotMovies Binge! https://notmovies.podbean.com/

We came up with another children's show this week! It's about a bunch of kids stranded on an island being taught survival skills by an opossom named Trinidad who also teaches them self-reliance by sometimes forgetting to feed them. Thanks again to Jackee Morgan for being our guest!! This episode also features another Roof Beams song, Love and Taxes from the upcoming album Charon (Pre-order here!). 

In possibly our most interesting movie idea yet, the main question we address is: If you found out that you could cure all forms of cancer worldwide by killing yourself, would you do it and if so, how long would you wait? Would you give yourself a week to tie up your loose ends? A month? A year? Cliff has to make that decision and tries to make his last seven days as meaninful as his inevitable death. Thanks to Jackee Morgan for guesting!This episode also features the song Circling a Stone by Roof Beams. Pre-order the new album, Charon here! Rate and Review! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/not-movies/id1070456640?mt=2 Tweet! https://twitter.com/NotMovies Binge! https://notmovies.podbean.com/

This week we talk about honesty and make up a biopic about William Henry Harrison's doctor, Harold Fitzgerald! Thanks to Jackee Morgan for being our guest! We also feature the song Magic Show by Roof Beams. Pre-order the new album, Charon here! Rate and Review! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/not-movies/id1070456640?mt=2 Tweet! https://twitter.com/NotMovies Binge! https://notmovies.podbean.com/

Love them or hate them, The Tanners had a major impact on our generation. This week we killed them all off... or rather Mr. Woodchuck did. Thanks to Dave and Angie for helping us out; listen to our other podcast Sean & Dave Make Music too! Rate and Review! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/not-movies/id1070456640?mt=2 Tweet! https://twitter.com/NotMovies Binge! https://notmovies.podbean.com/

We first pitch a movie called The Sex Auditor starring Wanda Sykes but eventually end up settling on a snowboarding movie starring Mike Tyson and George Takei. Hope you like it!Thanks to Dave Trum of Sean & Dave Make Music for being our guest! Rate and Review! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/not-movies/id1070456640?mt=2 Tweet! https://twitter.com/NotMovies Binge! https://notmovies.podbean.com/

Bruce the pirate kidnaps his old buddy Rodrigo for one last adventure... Rodrigo's wife stows away on the boat and kicks some ass, then they rob a landlubber bank and start their own pirate bank instead! Rate and Review! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/not-movies/id1070456640?mt=2 Tweet! https://twitter.com/NotMovies Binge! https://notmovies.podbean.com/

RYAN STILES AND MAGIC REALISM: ANOTHER INSTANT CLASSIC FROM THE NOT MOVIES GANG! Rate and Review! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/not-movies/id1070456640?mt=2 Tweet! https://twitter.com/NotMovies Binge! https://notmovies.podbean.com/

We come up with the Not Movies NES Game with the help of The Media Lunch Break Podcast!! Go find all their sites! https://www.google.com/search?q=%22The+Media+Lunch+Break%22&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS722US722&oq=%22The+Media+Lunch+Break%22&aqs=chrome..69i57.11798j0j8&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8 Rate and Review! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/not-movies/id1070456640?mt=2 Tweet! https://twitter.com/NotMovies Binge! https://notmovies.podbean.com/

Andrew Dunn and Chris Triebel of The Media Lunch Break made it all the way up to the definitely not made-up Coatesville Not Movies HQ! We make up perfectly nonsensical and convoluted art film about a house and also somehow the paintings of John Wayne Gacy.  Go find all their sites! https://www.google.com/search?q=%22The+Media+Lunch+Break%22&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS722US722&oq=%22The+Media+Lunch+Break%22&aqs=chrome..69i57.11798j0j8&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8 Rate and Review! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/not-movies/id1070456640?mt=2 Tweet! https://twitter.com/NotMovies Binge! https://notmovies.podbean.com/

This isn't your grandpa's Buddies movie; it's Air Bud Reborn!  Rate and Review! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/not-movies/id1070456640?mt=2 Tweet! https://twitter.com/NotMovies Binge! https://notmovies.podbean.com/

I guess we tried to write a feminist movie about a strip club... how did we do? Rate and Review! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/not-movies/id1070456640?mt=2 Tweet! https://twitter.com/NotMovies Binge! https://notmovies.podbean.com/

It's a story about a female Giant named Canary (Canny for short) but really it's about finding your place in the world and being okay with it... it might also be about killing all the humans.  Rate and Review! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/not-movies/id1070456640?mt=2 Tweet! https://twitter.com/NotMovies Binge! https://notmovies.podbean.com/

We dig deep this episode and get to know the man behind the smile, Gaston! Rate and Review! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/not-movies/id1070456640?mt=2 Tweet! https://twitter.com/NotMovies Binge! https://notmovies.podbean.com/