Radio Free Denton

Season 3’s Grande Finale….Emma and the 2 FBI Agents square off with Ken…Cat squares off with Lizard Polly…and the Final Epic Battle as Lizard Rache Ann squares off with Bone Doggie…in the Town Square!! Who will win, and Who will end up as little post-apocalyptic snoodlenoodles??? And where is Lizard Fluffy? The answers to these questions and many more in the amazing Final Episode of Season 3!!...Icky Icky Please Rate, Review…and tell your friends!!!

The Penultimate climax to ”The Revenge of the Attack of the Body Snatching Lizard People!” ...The FBI shows up and teams with Emma to kidnap Lizard Ken, Carrek and his Clones attack Ken's army of Lizard Zombies, Carrek and Lizard Ken square off on main street...Cat and Doggie sneak back into the studio to confront Lizard Polly and Lizard Rache Ann...and charades with Lizard Fluffy! Where will all this Chaos lead?? Please Rate, Review…and tell your friends!!

Cat, Emma and Carrek rendezvous with Bone Doggie (who is still NOT dead) in the sewers under the streets of Denton, to hear Doggie’s plan to battle the Lizard People, which involves a little surprise for our heros…While Lizard Rache Ann, Lizard Polly, and Lizard Ken assess their progress in turning Denton into an Alien Lizard Paradise…only to find out Doggie is still alive, and has stolen one of Lizard Kens secret inventions which puts Doggie’s cat Fluffy in terrible DANGER!!! Please Rate, Review…and tell your friends!!

”The Revenge of the Attack of the Body Snatching Lizard People!” continues as Cat and Emma set up a home base at Emmas place and find out Doggie’s not dead…Carrek learns how to fly a spaceship…Lizard Ken turns Madame Solome into a Lizard person…then trys to shoot down Carrek with a Photon Torpedo Bazooka…Lizard Polly takes over Cats newscast…and Lizard Rache Ann addresses the Denton City Council and informs them of her plans for (sinister fanfare)…WORLD DOMINATION!! Icky Icky…also EVIL SQUIRRELS! Please Rate, Review…and tell your friends!!

More madness ensues from our feature series ”The Revenge of the Attack of the Body Snatching Lizard People!”…as Cat, Emma, Ken, and Carrek, park the spaceship they found on the courthouse lawn in the middle of the Denton town square….While Lizard Rache Ann and Lizard Polly seal up Bone Doggie in his basement apartment, take over the studio, and try to turn all the rest of the RFD gang into Lizard People…and also TECHNOBABBLE!!! What more??? Please Rate and Review…and tell your friends!!

”The Revenge of the Attack of the Body Snatching Lizard People!” continues as Cat, Emma, Ken and Carrek head back to town with the stolen Spaceship and Truck…and discovers the remains of Rachels’ first victim…the Lizard Polly takes over the studio as the Lizard Rache Ann tries to turn Bone Doggie but discovers Lizard People don’t like Whiskey…And Carrek discovers Space Weed…Dude! Please Rate and Review…and tell your friends!!

The plot thickens in ”The Revenge of the Attack of the Body Snatching Lizard People!” as Cat, Emma, Ken and Carrek take possession of an abandoned spaceship and an old Ford F150…while Lizard Leader Rache Ann takes possession of Polly and the Radio Station.  Also, the origins of the Mysterious Swedish Vegan Women and the Lizard People and their Evil Plot for World Domination are FINALLY revealed…along with Pirates at an Employment Agency and Working from Home…WOW!!! Please Rate and Review…and tell your friends!!

The RFD crew continue their blood curdling saga of  ”The Revenge of the Attack of the Body Snatching Lizard People!”…as Rachel the Lizard Queen steals Emma’s car and kidnaps a Police Officer… Cat and Emma find a spaceship…Polly and Ken battle a Kitchen full of Rampaging Mice…Carrek slams a beer...and Doggie takes a Nap...what more???? Also…Pluto is no longer a planet… and this weeks’ Horoscopes…Can You Dig It??? Please Rate and Review…and tell your friends!!

Imagine…RFD as an AM Radio Station, Polly and Ken playing Bowling for Teenagers, Cat and Emma doing some Investigatin’ Reportin’, Mysterious Swedish Vegan Women, Carrek gives Advice on Wrestlin’, Doggie as a DJ, Shakespeare for Goths and Rache Ann having a Close Encounter of the Slithery Kind. All part of lifes’ rich tapestry we call Season 3…”The Revenge of the Attack of the Body Snatching Lizard People!” Icky Icky! Please Rate and Review…and tell your friends!!

During the height of the Covid-19 pandemic lockdowns, the Radio Free Denton Crew, Ken, Rache Ann, Polly, Cat, Carrek, Bone Doggie are joined by Emma, and are all sequestered in the RFD Headquarters, formally known as the ‘Old Grimaldi Hotel Building’.  In order to maintain proper social distancing…even in the same building…our gang of podcasters attempt an online internet meeting via Zoom in order to discuss possible ways to sally forth into the long overdue Season Three …Hey…it seemed like a good idea at the time… Please Rate and Review…and tell your friends!!

After braving many hazards including a poison poppy field…Rache Ann, Doggie, the Scarecrow, Tin Woodman and the Overly Apprehensive Lion finally meet up with the Wonderful Wizard of Odd, who claims he will grant their wishes if they perform a simple task which not only promises to plunge them straight into peril and certain death...but also smack into a rather startling face to face meeting with the Wizard…and of course the amazing conclusion to our epic tale…Huzzah!!! Please Rate and Review…and tell your friends!!

Ken, Polly, Cat and Carrek go to extreme measures to try to find and rescue Rache Ann and Doggie, including research at the library where they run into an old man from season one, and the inadvertent conjuring of Cat through a portal to the netherworld. Meanwhile Rache Ann and Doggie acquire a rather eccentric group of companions on their perilous journey to the Crystal City…. All the while dodging a homicidal Witch…whew!! Please Rate and Review…and tell your friends!!

RFD’s rather ambitious and profoundly libertarian take on the L. Frank Baum classic. Doggie’s beloved antique jukebox crashes slipping him off his little cracker, until at the stroke of midnight, Doggie jumps up and heads out the front door with Rache Ann in hot pursuit until both of them get swallowed up by the mysterious disappearing/reappearing watertower and whisked off to another dimension…and Munchkins! Please Rate and Review…and tell your friends!!

Rache Ann, Ken and Doggie address the current pandemic with a little much needed levity concerning Conspiracies, Social Media and what local communities are doing to adjust to the apocalypse…and most important of all…HOW NOT TO PANIC! Please Rate and Review…and tell your friends!!

Doggie Interviews RFD’s Master of Metal and Mayhem Carrek Coleman…join the boys as they ponder the universal questions of Music, Voice Acting, Doing Podcasts, Beating up Ken, and the General Wackiness of the Radio Free Denton Cast…along with what it’s like to work with family members…who could ask for more? Please Rate, Review…and tell your friends!!

Doggie sits for a bit of a chin wag with RFD’s own self proclaimed “best supporting actor” and erstwhile newswoman Cat Brunet…with walks down memory lane…the importance of teckies…and the joys of intimidating Carrek…whata Blast! Please Rate, Review…and tell your friends!!

Doggie sits down and pontificates on music, theater and doing various accents on demand…with RFD’s AWARD WINNING thespian…and no…it’s a theater term so get a grip…POLLY MAYNARD! BooYaa! Please Rate, Review…and tell your friends!!

Bone Doggie interviews Radio Free Denton’s very own Poet Laureate…Emma Ricks about life, the universe and poetry…can you dig it??? Please Rate, Review…and tell your friends!!

The fantastic Season Finale of The Wizard of Odd…(finally)…featuring Epic Battles with Flying Monkeys, Exciting Chase Scenes, and the Whacking of Witches…and wait till we find out who the Wizard is…all in a days work for our heroes… Please Rate, Review…and tell your friends!!

Into the breach once more with the RFD crew as they ponder the Magic of Professional Wrestling, the Local News, The Majesty of the Stars and the Mystery of the Bayless House…also…Stoned Goth Girls, Bassett Hounds, Scarecrows, Tin Men and Lions…who eventually meet up…sort of…with the Wonderful Wizard of Odd…Never a dull moment. Please Rate, Review…and tell your friends!!  

Talking computers, The Ghosts of Dead Ex-Nazi Criminal Clowns, Prodigal Cats, Overly Apprehensive Lions, Demented LuftChimpen, Nasty Witches, and innocent yet sinister poppy fields…so…all in all…a typical day for Radio Free Denton Please Rate, Review…and tell your friends!!

Carrek, Polly and Ken access the forces of darkness to summon Cat from a date, while Rache and Doggie acquire yet another Whatty Whatty Whosit local on their quest to find the Wizard of Odd and get back home…other than that…just a normal day at Radio Free Denton… Please Rate, Review…and tell your friends!!

Polly, Ken, Cat and Carrek dive into the Dark Web in search of information about the mysterious Disappearing/Reappearing Water Tower that swallowed up Rache Ann and Bone Doggie and planted them in another Whatty Whatty Whosit Dimension…where they start meeting up with the locals…and of course…the usual RFD shenanigans…Push the Button Max!! Please Rate, Review…and tell your friends!!

RFD is up to their eyeballs with the usual shenanigans and chicanery featuring Lonely Computer Apps, Horrible Horoscopes, Wacky Local News, a discussion about tomatoes, Insights into the Illuminati, and it’s all topped off with a bunch of bad tempered Munchkins, and a run in with a couple of Witches...so…just another day at the office. Please Rate, Review…and tell your friends!!

The RFD crew tackles timeless brain benders such as…the Beginning of Time…$40 Words in a $20 Conversation, Your Weekly Horoscope, The Local News…why Paul McCartney is STILL Dead, and What to Do when Rache Ann and Bone Doggie get swallowed up by a Mysterious Water Tower….whew! Please Rate, Review…and tell your friends!!

WE DID A LIVE SHOW!! Which kicked the stuffing out of our production schedule…so in order to get back on track we’d like to offer a few blasts from the past including: Cat’s Big Intro, Classic BLuTs, 11 year old shakedown artists, Winning the lottery, losing a girlfriend, and gaining a spike in the head…brought to you by the makers of Plplplplt! Please Rate, Review…and tell your friends!!

Ken, Rache and Polly try to cope with Bone Doggie, who’s still in a Bone-alytic and/or Doggietonic state until the clock strikes 12 and all chaos breaks loose…also featured is our special guest Sabel Breeze in an exciting interview with Big Foot, Bam Bam still cares, Cat does the news, Emma does more poetry, Rache, Ken, and Doggie ponder the Salem Witch Trials, and Ellie and Maggie call Bone Doggie to explain why Maggie and a Bull are in jail in Spain…how can you keep up with it???? Please Rate, Review and tell your friends!

The RFD crew is faced with a major dilemma as Bone Doggie’s beloved jukebox takes a dive causing Bone Doggie to slip right off his little cracker… also featured: An Interview with Frankenstein’s Monster…Ken investigates bottle counts in women’s bathrooms…Cat Brunet’s news goes editorial…and Rache Ann tackles Quantum Jumping….WOW!....Never a dull moment!   Please Rate, Review and Subscribe...and tell your friends about us!

RFD’s Opens it’s SECOND SEASON with a dilemma as the studio is invaded by a mysterious stranger who trys to usurp Bone Doggie’s position…plus, Back Yard 10 Commandments, More chicanery at the Oswald Dairy Farm, CHOCOLATE (Oooooo), and Rache’s Interesting Phobias…takes your breath away…doesn’t it? Please Rate and Review...and TELL YOUR FRIENDS about us!!!

Well, the FBI finally shows up and recruits Pistachio…Doberman and Ellymeyer visit the circus and figure out who the clowns are, Roxy gets double crossed and meets Dinkfelder, and we find out who Sushi Dinkfelder and her butler Portnoy really are…and everybody converges on the Grimaldi Hotel Building…where all hell breaks loose…just in time for THE GRAND FINALE!!!!

After getting a hot tip from an unsavory informant named Willie the Weasel, Pistachio and Roxy head to the warehouse district of Lewisville lake, where they run into the city’s most veracious Detectives, Doberman and Ellymeyer, who are in a bad mood because they have discovered a crime scene full of naked dead circus clowns and half a Toyota. Meanwhile the sinister criminal Ex-Nazi Clowns reveal their plans to  make Dinkfelder’s Big Ol’ Badda Badda Bing Bang formula into a liquid explosive and fill half a dozen Maltese Rubber Chickens…all at the order of their sinister and as yet, unknown evil criminal leader…Mr.Big….. Oh yea…Joe asks Roxy to grab Mrs. Dinkfelder and whisk her off to a place of safety because she happens to be Doberman and Ellymeyer’s number one suspect…

The RFD Crew finds out that Ken purposely moved them into a haunted building. As a penance he is sentenced by his irritated peers to seek out and find the origins of the ghosts and the reason for the haunting. So he heads off to the library to do his research. While at the library he runs into a strange old man who claims to have actually been a witness to the whole event, and after some small negotiation, begins to spin a tale from 1947 about a Detective named Joe Pistachio, and his saucy and seductive secretary, Roxy Rococo who are hired by the beautiful and vivacious Sushi Dinkfelder to find her missing Ex-Nazi Scientist husband, the brilliant Professor Hirum Dinkfelder…who has been kidnapped, along with their cat,  by a ruthless and cutthroat gang of criminal Ex-Nazi Clowns in order to produce a secret formula to sell to the Russians…whew!

RFD’s Final Episode of Season 1 featuring Classical Heavy Metal and Dishwashers, More Bad Puns, Seeking the Meaning of life with the Great Oracle Duk Goh Quack, and the Mind Bending Grand Finale of The Maltese Rubber Chicken…Can you dig it? Please Rate and Review!

RFD’s Episode 9 featuring 11 Year Old Shakedown Artists, A Trip to the Circus, A Huge Plot Twist in The Maltese Rubber Chicken Saga, Local Denton News, Interesting Science with Ken and his Black Hole Photography, The Criminal Clowns Meet a Dead Celebrity…and oh yea…the FBI finally Shows Up…WOW!! Please Rate and Review!

RFD’s Episode 8 featuring Rache and Ken pushin’ Doggie’s Buttons, Volatile Maltese Rubber Chickens, Double O Dangerous Missions, Terrible Puns, Disappearing Livestock, Daemon Markets, Mysteries of the Winchester House, Dead Clowns and Stolen Toyotas…all just good old fashioned family fun…WoHoo! Please Rate and Review!

RFD’s Episode 7 featuring A Few Choice Words from the Management, The Troubles of Time Travel, Bad Puns, The Mystery of Elisa Lam,  and the continuing adventures of “The Maltese Rubber Chicken” complete with Distressed Damsels, Irritated Detectives and Ex-Nazi Criminal Clowns…Nuff Said! Please remember to Review, Rate and Subscribe!

RFD’s Episode 6 featuring the introduction of Cat, the wonders of AI, the confessions of a Theater Addict, the mystery of MK Ultra and the continuing adventures of The Maltese Rubber Chicken…wow! Don't forget to Subscribe and Rate!!!

RFD’s Episode 5 featuring Ken on Trial, Dave’s Lucky Day, Local News, The Legend of Goatman’s Bridge, and the first Episode of ”The Maltese Rubber Chicken Series”… Don't forget to review, rate, and subscribe!

RFD’s episode 4 featuring Out-of-control Dead Clowns, Floating cats (a little Nod to Nightvale with love), Quantum Emails, Spikes in the Head, The Mandella Effect and an Exorcism…just good clean fun!

RFD’s episode 3 featuring Mysterious Water towers, Runaway Elevators, Fruit on Pizza, Time Machines, Barbie Slavery, and the Bermuda Triangle. All brought to you by the makers of Plplplt!…   Please subscribe, Rate and Review!

A brief and hopefully understandable episode describing what we do, and what our listening audience is in for…   Please don’t forget to rate, review and subscribe!

RFD’s episode 2 featuring the recruitment of Polly, Meet the Mergatroids, BLT’s with the Weird Sisters, Dealings with Chickens, Towns Full of Heathens, and Reptoids….   Remember to subscribe and rate!

RFD’s first full episode featuring Dead Clowns, Big Left Feet, Horrible Horoscopes, Regression Therapy, Birthin’ Babies, Clock Obsession, Ancient Jukeboxes, and Area 52…   Be sure to Subscribe and Rate us!