Rats On Film

It's rat summer! Before you plan your vacation, check in with the Film Rats to find out how they would rank movie Summer Vacations. Here's hoping none of our listeners' vacations have a dead body.00:00 Start01:47 Weekend At Bernie's07:23 National Lampoon's Vacation13:37 A Goofy Movie19:39 Y tu mamá también25:15 The Lizzie McGuire Movie29:51 The Way Way Back

This is Rats On Film. We pod every other week of the year. Our movie takes are questionable. The Rats themselves, even more so. The only upsides are the episodes about… Dragons.00:00 Start02:42 How To Train Your Dragon11:08 How To Train Your Dragon 220:04 How To Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World

This podcast is the sum of our choices. Time to hop in our biplanes and decide how the final (?) entry of this franchise fits into our Rat Ranking. It is written.00:00 Start03:14 Mission: Impossible The Final Reckoning

Grab your overalls, your skateboard, and your Nirvana CDs. The Rats are taking a trip back to the 90s for another blind rank. 10 films. 10 places. No take backs. Are 90s movies all that? Or should they eat our shorts?00:00 Start02:16 Movie #105:24 Movie #208:17 Movie #312:00 Movie #413:51 Movie #516:39 Movie #618:59 Movie #723:14 Movie #826:19 Movies #931:15 Movies #10

We're not really sure if these Rats have come of age but they're definitely older now. This week on the show the Rats are here to talk about one of their favorite sub-genres. Carpe Diem! 01:30 Dead Poets Society10:08 Submarine18:13 Perks of Being a Wallflower26:04 Dope33:41 Edge of Seventeen41:58 Love Simon

This is where the fun begins. The Film Rats have returned to a Galaxy Far Far Away. This time they're here to discuss the Prequel Trilogy. These negotiations will not be short. Which Rat will be the chosen one? And which Rat will fall to the Dark Side? 00:00 Start06:05 The Phantom Menace20:15 Attack of the Clones32:56 Revenge of the Sith

It's so confusing sometimes to be a girl. And few filmmakers' work embodies that idea more than Greta Gerwig. This week, the Rats decide if they have any power over the films they love as they rank her movies. Hopefully the poets don't disagree with our ranking.00:00 Start01:29 Lady Bird08:59 Little Women17:48 Barbie

Oh Captain, my Captain. The Rats have finally decided to take on the MCU. And what better place to start than with the very First Avenger: the Star Spangled Man with a plan. 00:00 Start02:02 Captain America: The First Avenger08:47 Captain America: The Winter Soldier14:33 Captain America: Civil War25:14 Captain America: Brave New World

Happy Anniversary to Film Rats. It's been 1 year of the podcast and in celebration we're ranking the best Rats In Film. Join us as we talk about the unsung heroes (and sometimes villains) of the movie world. And most importantly decide if size matters.00:00 Start01:27 Master Splinter02:56 Rizzo The Rat05:25 Scabbers09:15 Rat Damon11:38 Roddy14:09 Remy

Time for the Film Rats to get Chan-tastic. Join Buck and Xander as they talk about a selection of films starring the legendary Jackie Chan. There will be dangerous stunts, there will be epic fights and there will of course be a ranked list.03:38 Project A8:08 Wheels on Meals14:12 Police Story21:01 Dragons Forever27:08 Supercop33:19 Legend of the Drunken Master40:00 Rumble in the Bronx

New Year, New Rats List. Join the Film Rats as the discuss and rank the films of 2024. From Transylvania to tennis courts, the Rats are going to bat for their favorites of the past year.03:24 Dune Part 209:13 Challengers15:23 Sing Sing21:52 Look Back29:10 Wicked35:10 The Brutalist42:32 Nosferatu

What is a hedgehog if not a spiky Rat? The Rats are living and learning this week on the Pod as they rank the Sonic the Hedgehog films. Gotta go fast, because these Rats are rolling around at the speed of sound!02:16 Sonic the Hedgehog10:02 Sonic the Hedgehog 218:30 Sonic the Hedgehog 3

Welcome to the Happiest Pod On Earth! The Rats are dipping their paws into the world of Disney Animation starting with the Bronze Age. We're Abraham DeLacey. We're running through the forest. We're silly old Rats. And we're rescuing our listeners from not knowing how we'd rank these films. 04:40 The AristoCats12:17 Robin Hood21:00 The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh31:02 The Rescuers

Now dig this, it's Podding Time! With great podcast comes great responsibility. The Rats are swinging into action and putting their Rat-Senses to good use to rank the Spider-Man films. Tune in and maybe we'll do a flip. 01:08 Spider-Man08:05 Spider-Man 214:00 Spider-Man 318:55 The Amazing Spider-Man26:29 The Amazing Spider-Man 230:07 Spider-Man Homecoming36:11 Spider-Man Far From Home41:35 Spider-Man No Way Home

Happy holidays - it's time to celebRATe! Join your these festive movie Rats as they blind rank random holiday movies! Which film will unwrap the Big Cheese from Santa? Which will receive coal in its stocking? Happy Ratmas!02:04 Movie #104:35 Movie #207:21 Movie #309:28 Movie #411:11 Movie #513:35 Movie #616:26 Movie #719:07 Movie #822:21 Movie #924:45 Movie #10

♪ Good Morning, Listeners! Suddenly, the Rats are here to rank a selection of Musical Adaptations. Will their opinions be Popular? Or will these Rats be On Their Own with some hot takes? ♪01:51 Cabaret06:16 Little Shop of Horrors11:13 Hairspray16:10 Les Misérables23:17 Tick Tick Boom28:30 Wicked Part 1

Happy Thanksgiving from the Film Rats to you! Not all Rats wear capes, but these heroes do. Join Madolyn, Chris, Tim, and Xander as they rank films based on their real life food creations. Will these be a succulent movie meal? Or a big uh-oh?01:17 Gobstoppers (Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory)05:56 Blue Milk (Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope)10:23 Bubba Gump (Forrest Gump)15:40 Pizza Planet (Toy Story)20:02 Scooby Snacks (Scooby-Doo)25:23 Butterbeer (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince)

What is an ogre, if not a green Rat who loves the swamp? Join the pack this week as they discuss how many layers an onion has, what to order at Friar's Fatboy, and whatever the fuck is going on with Rumpelstiltskin. 01:25 Shrek08:53 Shrek 218:35 Shrek the Third23:42 Shrek Forever After

The juice is loose this week as spooky season continues! Join Taylor, Jordan, Chris, and Xander as they rank the spooky entries of Tim Burton. Which film will get the ring? And which will need a resurrection? 01:12 Beetlejuice07:06 Edward Scissorhands12:36 Ed Wood17:52 Sleepy Hollow22:32 Corpse Bride26:31 Frankenweenie31:24 Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

It's alive! Spooky season, that is. Whether it's a full moon and you're feeling frisky or you're working on a new science experiment, join Taylor, Chris, Jordan, and Xander as they rank the Universal Monsters films - you'll never guess what they unwrap!01:33 Dracula07:45 Frankenstein14:34 The Mummy18:18 The Invisible Man24:52 Bride of Frankenstein32:22 Wolfman37:42 Creature from the Black Lagoon

Join Jonnie, Jordan, and Xander as they explore the filmography of Edgar Rat... I mean, Wright. Whether it's zombies, bank robbers, or plain ole evil exes, there's never a dull moment! Grab yourself a Cornetto and sit back and relax while these rats chat about some of their favorite movies.02:26 Shaun of the Dead7:26 Hot Fuzz14:01 Scott Pilgrim vs. the World21:58 The World's End27:00 Baby Driver33:28 Last Night in Soho

What time is it? Time to get your head in the game and join Jordan, Madolyn, and Xander as they bop their way to the top and rank the High School Musical films. Will these Wildrats they go their own way or will they all be in this together? Listen to find out!00:42 High School Musical08:22 High School Musical 216:39 High School Musical 3

Join Tim, Chris, and Xander as they rank the Alien franchise including the newly released Alien: Romulus. Chests are gonna burst on this one. 01:39 Alien8:00 Aliens14:10 Alien 319:56 Alien: Resurrection25:44 Prometheus31:25 Alien: Covenant36:34 Alien: Romulus

Don't worry, we didn't get the title wrong. Join Tristan, Jonnie, and Xander as they rank all of the Wolverine and Deadpool movies (objectively in their opinion) culminating in the latest additional to the MCU: Deadpool and Wolverine02:03 X-Men Origins: Wolverine05:57 The Wolverine10:42 Deadpool16:58 Logan24:12 Deadpool 230:57 Deadpool and Wolverine

Join Chris, Tim, and Xander as they celebrate the big kaiju's 70th birthday with a ranked list of 7 Godzilla movies for 7 decades of the iconic monster. 02:42 Godzilla07:22 Mothra vs. Godzilla12:25 Godzilla vs. Destroyah17:23 Godzilla: Final Wars23:48 Shin Godzilla29:43 Godzilla vs. Kong35:24 Godzilla Minus One

Join Jordan, Taylor, and Xander as they kick off the Summer in style with a ranked list of their favorite kids on bikes films (objectively in their opinion). Break out the Reese's Pieces for this one01: 46 E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial 09:17 The Goonies14:30 Stand By Me22:32 Super 827:39 It Chapter 1

Join Tim, Buck, and Xander as they choose to accept the mission and rank the Mission Impossible franchise (objectively in their opinion)01:05 MI 105:59 MI 212:33 MI 318:44 Ghost Protocol24:02 Rogue Nation30:05 Fallout34:23 Dead Reckoning

What's up, Docs? Join Buck, Jonnie, and Xander as they rank their favorite Bugs Bunny cartoons. Bugs Bunny! Bugs Bunny! Ra! Ra! Ra! 01:34 Baseball Bugs 04:03 Haredevil Hare07:50 Bugs Bunny Rides Again16:07 The Rabbit of Seville21:10 Operation Rabbit 23:49 Rabbit Seasoning33:34 What's Opera Doc37:46 Bonus Cartoon

Join Madolyn, Tim, and Xander as they talk about one of the Rats' favorite actors: Ryan Gosling. He's an actor who's very complicated, he's nuanced; but most of all he's SUBLIME.02:06 The Notebook6:11 Crazy Stupid Love10:48 The Nice Guys14:46 La La Land18:17 Blade Runner 204922:07 Barbie

Join Tristan, Jonnie, and Xander as they give a send off to 21 years of the popular web series Red vs. Blue. Listen as they rank Seasons 1-10 and the final season Restoration (objectively in their opinion).03:28 Blood Gulch10:00 Recollection17:05 Project Freelancer25:45 Restoration

Bonus Episode! Join Jonnie, Andy, Tim, and Xander as they discuss their favorite background characters from the Star Wars Universe. Find out who is the best Glup Shitto in the whole galaxy (objectively in their opinion)

May the 4th be with you. This is not the list you're looking for. Or is it? Join Tim, Jonnie, Andy, and Xander as they discuss and rank the Star Wars Original Trilogy (objectively in their opinion)01:24 A New Hope10:45 The Empire Strikes Back23:43 Return of the Jedi

Join Jordan, Jonnie, and Xander as they discuss the works of one of their all-time favorite filmmakers: Hayao Miyazaki. Tensions will rise, castles will be defended and a ranked list will emerge (objectively in their opinion)01:35 Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro04:31 Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind07:58 Castle in the Sky14:42 My Neighbor Totoro18:36 Kiki's Delivery Service22:11 Porco Rosso25:37 Princess Mononoke31:37 Spirited Away36:23 Howl's Moving Castle41:27 Ponyo44:34 The Wind Rises49:02 The Boy and the Heron

Join Buck, Tim, Jonnie, and Xander as they spice things up with a ranked list of the Dune films (objectively in their opinion)

Join Jordan, Buck, and Xander as they discuss their favorite films of 2023 and create a list of the Top 5 of the year (objectively in their opinion)

Welcome to Rats On Film! Join a group of movie lovers (Film Rats) as they create ranked lists for their favorite films.