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Brandie Posey (on Twitter @Brandazzle) of the Lady to Lady podcast joins Jay and Landon to promote dinosaur integration, municipal dirt checkers, Amish spoilers, and the secrets of the movie Secret Window. And we lose our three French Canadian listeners. The post Pay Dirt w/ Brandie Posey appeared first on Bloop Group.

Rich Baker and Nadia Kamil (on Twitter @nadiakamil) join Landon Kirksey (@itslandon) and Jay Frosting (@jayfrosting) for a spin through the North Pole, the Grand Ole Opry, a funeral-based-waffle-fetish porn set, a future Earth of Lizard People, and Wales. The post Kevin Smith’s Friend Ben appeared first on Bloop Group.

Landon Kirksey and Scott Lowe join Jay to make up stories based on audience suggestions from our Facebook page. Thanks for "accordion," Rachael! Even though we didn't exactly... well, you'll see. The post The Princess and the Penis w/ Landon Kirksey & Scott Lowe appeared first on Bloop Group.

A friend of our Facebook page (Hi, Carley!) suggested "The British," so Landon and Scott led Jay on a tour of a possibly-maybe-haunted old British battle ship. OoooOOOOOoohhhhh. The post HMS The British appeared first on Bloop Group.

It's the final round of the world championships for the multi-player online battle arena known as BLOHARD! Performed by Alicia Sherrod (apbilly.com), Jay Frosting, Landon Kirksey (on Twitter @itslandon), and Noa Gavin (ohnoa.com). The post Blizzard Legends Of Heroes: Ancient Ruined Dota appeared first on Bloop Group.

Danny Trump and Mr. Zimmerman review the posters for this summer's big budget blockbusters, including After Earth, The Internship, Now You See Me, This is the End and World War Z. The post Summer Blockbuster Movie Poster Preview 2013 appeared first on Bloop Group.

A new batch of street vendors attend a safety training class so they're prepared for the inevitable super-spy car chase. Featuring Noa Gavin (ohnoa.com) Landon Kirksey (@itslandon) and Alicia Sherrod. The post Foreigner Marketplace appeared first on Bloop Group.

Our audience on Facebook suggested "trebuchet" and "vinyl", so Jay and Landon took a trip to the weird world of survivalist training, and the weirder world of neighborhood house tours, before making a final stop in Miami. Featuring Landon Kirksey, on Twitter @itslandon The post Trebuchet and Vinyl appeared first on Bloop Group.

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Kaspars and Wilhelm have the best deals on gifts for the holidays (suggested by the audience on Facebook (thanks, everyone!) Snag 'em now before they get shut down by Interpol! Featuring Scott Lowe. The post Ultimate Products TV – Shred Balm, Mega Munchies, Super Beta Prostate and more! appeared first on Bloop Group.

Good morning, Friendswood High! Listen up, 'cause your principal and head coach have some new rules for the upcoming Halloween dance. Featuring Scott Lowe, who has a new sketch comedy show at Second City called Baby Meets Pavement - babymeetspavement.com The post Mustang Halloween appeared first on Bloop Group.

Mad scientist Professor Trancemindcontrol meets his new neighbor, who tries to get him to act normal before the next block party. Featuring Landon Kirksey and montage music from Paul and Storm. The post Wyrm Science appeared first on Bloop Group.

Danny Trump and Mr. Zimmerman bring their signature lack of research to 2012's TV Fall lineup, including Go On, Mob Doctor, The Thick of It, and 666 Park Avenue. Featuring Jay Frosting and Scott Lowe. The post TV to Watch / TV to Avoid – Fall 2012 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Jay and Scott improvise a short play about the relationships between student and sensei, and getting justice from the campus police. The post Old Man on Campus appeared first on Bloop Group.

Movie to Watch / Movie to Avoid · Using details gleaned only from the posters, two cute old men give a preview of upcoming Fall movies “The Trouble With the Curve“, “End of Watch” (which we assume is a sequel to “The Watch”), “House at the End of the Street“, “10 Years“, “Looper” and “Paranormal […] The post 2012 Fall Movie Preview appeared first on Bloop Group.

Taking Turns and Breaking Urns · These twins were supposed to come on the show to promote their book about taking turns, but once Jay found out they were demons, he sort of got sidetracked by questions about the mysteries of the Universe. Featuring special guests Dave and Kasey of Flee the Scene (iTunes link). […] The post East of Sweden appeared first on Bloop Group.

Gold Meddle · What’s the inside story of the athletes at London 2012? Whose dreams were crushed? How about that stunning victory during swimming or whatever? We have no idea, ’cause someone screwed up the press pass. Featuring special guest Joe Coughlin. Condoms To Go · Based on the audience suggestion of “condoms”, Jay and […] The post Mental Gymnastics appeared first on Bloop Group.

Pinnedergarten · Pinterest is the leader in bragging about bizarre crafts and sharing poorly-worded lifehacks. We sit down with one of their community managers to discuss what users love and hate about the service, and try a recipe for homemade face lotion. Featuring special guest Noa Gavin. Guac on Water · Using an audience suggestion, […] The post Avocad’oh! w/ Noa Gavin appeared first on Bloop Group.

My Li’l Pwny · Based on an audience suggestion, Hollywood hears a pitch for a gritty reboot of My Little Pony, for boys this time. Then we dissect whether video games have become more violent since the original Nintendo. Featuring Landon Kirksey. Jumbo the Elephant Saves a Baby Elephant or Maybe a Dwarf · During […] The post Elephanturtles appeared first on Bloop Group.

Bareback Edition This episode is unusual. Instead of a feature interview, we spend the whole time making up funny scenes based on audience suggestions. We go out to the desert for some Mario-style drag racing, witness the Knights of the Round planning strategy over White Castle, and we discover that Pier 1 Imports furniture is […] The post After Dark appeared first on Bloop Group.

Twin Stars · In an improv scene based on ‘constellation’, a father is dismayed to learn that his twin sons hold the record for world’s largest penis, and they must be sacrificed to an ancient god. Featuring Jen Bokoff and Scott Lowe. Long Live Rock ‘n Roll · Dustin Maplewood has been spinning records at […] The post Record Setting appeared first on Bloop Group.

Adolf Hit Squad · Sketch comedy written by Jay Frosting that answers the question, “what if time travelers went back to convince Hitler to be a painter, instead?” Featuring Jen Bokoff and Landon Kirksey. USO 2.0 · How is the Department of Defense revolutionizing entertainment for our troops, and why is it weaponized? Featuring Landon […] The post Battlechip appeared first on Bloop Group.

Pepsi Perfect · Meet a Vice President-Executive-whatever of PepsiCo, who drops several shocking bombs about the cola’s history and worldwide domination (hint: Indian burial grounds). Featuring Landon Kirksey. Summer Blockbusters · Find out which movies to watch or avoid when Danny Trump and Mr. Zimmerman count down the biggest event movies of 2012. Featuring Scott […] The post Large – Extra Large – Colossal – Whoa appeared first on Bloop Group.

Cinderella a capella · Listen in on the original (albeit one-sided) rap battle between Cinderella and her evil older step-sisters. Featuring Jen Bokoff and Scott Lowe. Technomad · Gavin Dervish is a singer-songwriter busking in England who decries the music industry’s reliance on technology. Featuring special guest Blake Walker. (His band “The Etiquette” has an […] The post Put Down in Words appeared first on Bloop Group.

Freeze by Hairy Eye · Based on a listener suggestion through Facebook, Jay and Landon play muses who are annoyed with the “everything is a remix” culture, so they try creating their own works, like sand art and strip clubs. Featuring Landon Kirksey. Comicart · Meet the owner of Hoboken’s ultra-indie graphic novel store on […] The post Graphic. Novel. appeared first on Bloop Group.

In the Smarmy Now · Based on a listener suggestion through Facebook, Jen wonders who a girl has to salute in order to get laid around here. Featuring Jen Bokoff and Scott Lowe. Baseball Batman · The author of a book of professional athlete superstitions dishes the dirt after kicking it up. Featuring special guest […] The post Three Up and Three Down appeared first on Bloop Group.

Gary Oldman Pinball · Based on a listener suggestion through Facebook, Landon and Jay improvise a scene about an incredibly inefficient pinball machine. Featuring Landon Kirksey. Orgyology · A Cambridge Don-ette explains the archaeological discovery of the millennium and the inevitable celebratory orgies. Featuring Scott Lowe. Photo by Rob Young The post Up the Creek Without a Left Paddle appeared first on Bloop Group.

Movie to Watch / Movie to Avoid · A couple’a average guys review upcoming movies based on information from the poster. Featuring Scott Lowe. Leavite · Announcing a new service that will help you avoid meetings, like that tedious business conference, or a stressful wedding proposal. Featuring Jen Bokoff. Photo by Luz Adriana Villa The post Slight Night appeared first on Bloop Group.

More Locks · Google has a five-year plan for integrating your life with the brands that deserve your attention. Featuring Landon Kirksey Alien vs. Stalin · Three homeless pals look to the heavens for handouts and/or a leg up. Featuring Jen Bokoff and Scott Lowe Photo by Gaudencio Garcinuño The post On Ramp to the Future appeared first on Bloop Group.

Nightcapsaicin featuring Landon Kirksey and Scott Lowe In an improv scene following the suggestion of “tater”, Chef Landon introduces the kitchen staff to the world’s hottest chili pepper. Beyonce What? featuring Scott Lowe A veteran Imaginary Friend helps us poke around the celebrity childhood database to determine whether Beyonce and Jay-Z will be good parents. […] The post Spicy Fancy appeared first on Bloop Group.

Challoween featuring Jen Bokoff and Scott Lowe In an improv scene following the suggestion of “Kroger”, Jen invites Scott and Jay to her Jewish Halloween party. What’s the yiddish word for “hectic”? Boo!bs featuring Landon Kirksey The creator and lead investigator of the Soul Finders ghost-hunting show on Playboy TV gives us a sneak peek […] The post Untimely Spooky appeared first on Bloop Group.

Illuminaughty featuring Landon Kirksey The editor of the 2012 edition of the Illuminati Almanac previews some of next year’s misinformation and world domination plans. Now if only he could get his roommate to do the dishes. Afterstrife featuring Scott Lowe A recluse gets invited to the afterlife, and uses his unlimited new powers of creation […] The post Illuminaughty / Afterstrife / Kris Kriminal appeared first on Bloop Group.

Elephantasia Featuring Landon Kirksey The 2012 Republican Presidential nomination process has gotten out of control, but Martin Plutarch has a plan to scrap everything and appeal to the American youth. Dance-off, anyone? PlatypiBot Featuring Jen Bokoff Mrs. Halliwell struggles to maintain control of her students after she modernizes their names. Silent Eatment Featuring Scott Lowe […] The post Elephantasia / PlatypiBot / Silent Eatment appeared first on Bloop Group.