Them Weekly by The Bloop Group

Jay Frosting and Judith Shelton suffer through the May 16, 2016 issue of Life & Style magazine because you shouldn't. Glanced at: Beyonce, Lemonade, Jay-Z, Kris Jenner, Rob Kardashian, Rosario Dawson, Charlie Sheen, Shia LaBeouf, Cher, Gwen Stefani, Miranda Lambert, Blake Shelton, and Chris Evans' beard. The post Pregnancy Shocker – Them Weekly: May 16, 2016 w/ Judith Shelton appeared first on Bloop Group.

Jay Frosting and Angela Webber suffer through the May 9, 2016 issue of Us Weekly magazine because you shouldn't. Nearly discussed: Emilia Clarke, Mischa Barton, David Hasselhoff, Knight Rider, Kourtney Kardashian, Nicki Minaj, Baywatch, James Franco, Kim Kardashian. The post Remembering Prince – Them Weekly: May 9, 2016 w/ Angela Webber appeared first on Bloop Group.

Jay Frosting and Stacey Molski suffer through the May 2, 2016 issue of Us Weekly magazine because you shouldn't. Blown off this week: Hillary Clinton, Katy Perry, Jennifer Carpenter, Cheez-It, Nutchello, Robert Downey Jr, Dax Shepard, Ted Cruz, Don Cheadle, and Nina Simone. The post 25 Things About Hillary Clinton – Them Weekly: May 2, 2016 w/ Stacey Molski appeared first on Bloop Group.

Jay Frosting and Carrie Poppy suffer through the April 18, 2016 issue of Us Weekly magazine because you shouldn't. Topics almost include: Justin Bieber, Kate Middleton, Kendall Jenner, Lamar Odom, Arianna Huffington, Olivia Wilde, Emily Blunt, Brad Pitt, David Crosby, Melissa Etheridge, D’Angelo Russell, Adele, and Lil Kim. The post Fairy Tale Destroyed – Them Weekly: April 18, 2016 w/ Carrie Poppy appeared first on Bloop Group.

Jay Frosting and Catherine McCormick suffer through the April 11, 2016 issue of Us Weekly magazine because you shouldn't. The post How I Got Sober and Found Love – Them Weekly: April 11, 2016 w/ Catherine McCormick appeared first on Bloop Group.

Nonsense includes: Justin Bieber, Tiffani Thiessen, Justin Timberlake, Adam Sandler, Kate Middleton, Kim Kardashian, Taylor Swift, Rosario Dawson, Sarah Jessica Parker. The post Kim & Kate Nasty Feud Explodes – Them Weekly: October 26, 2015 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Jay Frosting and Steph Garcia almost gossip about Taylor Swift, Emma Roberts, Eva Mendes, Steph Garcia, Kendra Wilkinson, Elizabeth Olsen, Nelly, Alison Brie, Dave Franco, Kelly Clarkson, and Keira Knightley. The post Best Dressed List – Them Weekly: September 14, 2015 w/ Steph Garcia appeared first on Bloop Group.

Not news: Kylie Jenner, Mindy Kaling, Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds, Lululemon, Ben Kingsley, Anna Wintour, Ashley Monroe, Matt Damon, Joan Baez, Julia Roberts, Nick Jonas, Taylor Swift, Kim Kardashian, Todrick, Ice Cube, O'Shea Jackson, Jr., Ariel Winter. The post My Wild Birthday – Them Weekly: August 31, 2015 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Covered-ish: Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Gwen Stefani, Miranda Lambert, Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner, Bachelor in Paradise, Batman. The post Jen Fights Back – Them Weekly: August 17, 2015 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Very briefly considered: Avril Lavigne, Andie MacDowell, Brody Jenner, Maria Sharapova, Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Caitlyn Jenner, Michael Douglas, Matt Damon The post He’s Dating the Nanny – Them Weekly: August 10, 2015 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Unfeatured: The Bachelorette, Jenelle Evans, Abigail Spencer, Channing Tatum, Justin Bieber, Jessica Alba, Alessandra Ambrosio, Kylie Jenner, Mariah Carey. The post New Sex Confession – Them Weekly: July 13, 2015 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Topics almost include: Sarah Michele Gellar, Taylor Swift, Jaden Smith, Behati Prinsloo, Rumer Willis, Demi Moore, Bruce Willis, Scarlett Johansson, Kanye West, David Beckham, Leann Rimes, Amal Clooney, Reese Witherspoon, Sofia Vergara The post Rumer Has It w/ Greg Benson of Mediocre Films – Them Weekly: May 11, 2015 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Sort of discussed: Emily Wickersham, Taylor Swift, Robert Pattinson, Ben McKenzie, Kendall Jenner, Jessica Alba, Christina Hendricks, Teen Mom 2, Rob Kardashian, Jessa Duggar. The post Taylor’s New Bad Boy – Them Weekly: April 20, 2015 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Almost discussed: Rihanna, Kate Middleton, Kelly Clarkson, Beyonce, Jennifer Lopez, Katie Holmes, Lady Gaga, Bachelor, Justin Timberlake. The post Bachelor Rejected – Them Weekly: March 9, 2015 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Jessica Simpson, Rosie O'Donnell, Reese Witherspoon, Kyle Jenner, Kendall Jenner, Kelly Osbourne, Melissa McCarthy, Blake Shelton, Beyonce, Joe Manganiello, Taylor Swift, Hozier, Bruce Jenner The post Fight to End All Fights – Them Weekly: February 23, 2015 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Really sooper interesting topics this week: Chris Rock, Nick Lachey, Maggie Grace, Stevie Nicks, Hayden Panettiere, Patrick Schwarzenegger, Kate Bosworth, Chris Klein, Cameron Diaz, Sex Box, American Sniper. The post Wedding and a Baby – Them Weekly: January 19, 2015 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Uninteresting things this week: Dax Shepard, Jennifer Garner, 50 Cent, Beyonce, Jay Z, Reese Witherspoon, exercise, Hailey Duff, Lucy Hale, Ginnifer Goodwin, Karina Smirnoff. The post Diets That Work – Them Weekly: January 12, 2015 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Unexplored topics: Jillian Michaels, Prince George, Bill Cosby, NeNe Leakes, Lucy Hale, Joaquin Phoenix, Rihanna, Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Kate Hudson. The post Kate’s Secret Affair – Them Weekly: December 29, 2014 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Glossed over: Duck Dynasty, Khloe Kardashian, Cassie, Blake Lively, Jennifer Garner, FKA Twigs, Sadie Robertson, Kate Middleton, Teresa Giudice. The post Duck Daughter Won’t Betray Her Beliefs – Them Weekly: November 3, 2014 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Sorta talked about: Taylor Swift, Katie Holmes, The Bachelor in Paradise, Daniel Radcliffe, One Direction, Laverne Cox, redfoo, Katy Perry, water crystals, Zoe Saldana, Kendra Wilkinson, Duggar, Reese Witherspoon. The post Bachelor Backstabbers – Them Weekly: September 1, 2014 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Barely acknowledged: Rita Ora, Beyonce Knowles, Vincent Kartheiser, Alexis Bledel, Christie Brinkley, Elisabeth Moss, Robert Pattinson, Duchess Kate, Jennifer Hudson, Leonardo DiCaprio, Chrissy Teigen, Britney Spears, Chris Martin, Rihanna, Taylor Swift, Farrah Abraham. The post Enough! says Beyonce – Them Weekly: August 25, 2014 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Non-topics include: Khloe Kardashian, The Bachelorette, Courteney Cox, Gary Oldman, Eric McCormack, Vanessa Hudgens, #AreYouSatisfied, Gerber, Megan Hilty, Kendra Wilkinson, Halle Berry, Steven Spielberg. The post Risking It All For Love – Them Weekly: July 14, 2014 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Uninteresting stuff: Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Dancing with the Stars, Austin Mahone, Onion Crunch, Real Housewives, Seth Macfarlane. The post Kim’s Wedding – Them Weekly: June 9, 2014 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Jay Frosting suffers through the June 2, 2014 issue of Us Weekly magazine because you shouldn't. Unimportant topics: Rachel Bilson, Kate Middleton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jessica Simpson, Cressida Bonas, Prince Harry, RuPaul, Kim Kardashian, Beyonce, Lea Michele, Jamie Foxx. The post The Body Issue – Them Weekly: June 2, 2014 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Barely covered: Mighty Mouse, Phoebe Tonkin, Donnie Wahlberg, Steve Harvey, tight ass, McGriddles, Nicholas Hoult, Jennifer Lawrence, Jodie Foster, Paul Simon, Naomi Watts. The post Duck Dynasty Girl’s Brave Fight – Them Weekly: May 12, 2014 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Nobody cares about: Teresa Giudice, Joe Giudice, Kim Kardashian, Ty Burrell, Rihanna, Simon Cowell, Olivia Wilde, Ian McKellan, Giuliana Rancic, Jenna Dewan-Tatum, Minnie Driver, Rick Ross The post Why We Confessed – Them Weekly: March 17, 2014 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Unconcerned with: Olympics, Christina Aguilera, The Bachelor, Beyonce, Robert Pattinson, Bradley Cooper, Dierks Bentley, Simon Cowell, Matthew McConaughey, Lamar Odom, Teen Mom, Julianne Moore, Lupita Nyong'o. The post Amazing Olympic Stories – Them Weekly: March 10, 2014 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Crap ignored: The Bachelor, Martha Stewart, Johnny Depp, Charlie Sheen, Brett Rossi, Sarah Hyland, Olympics. The post Fantasy Suite Nightmare – Them Weekly: March 3, 2014 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Already forgotten: Biggest Loser, Kim Kardashian, Ronny Kobo, Lorde, RHOBH, Lady Gaga, North West, Jimmy Fallon, Game of Thrones. The post Did She Go Too Far? – Them Weekly: February 24, 2014 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Jay skips past: Vanessa Hudgens, Emma Roberts, Katy Perry, John Legend, Aaron Eckhart, Kanye West, #tinywin, Robin Thicke, Johnny Depp, Jessica Simpson, Kate Hudson, Jenna Dewan-Tatum, Macklemore, Jude Law, Sean Lowe, The Walking Dead, R. Kelly. The post Wedding Night Secrets – Them Weekly: February 10, 2014 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Jay Frosting suffers through the February 3, 2014 issue of In Touch magazine so you don't have to. Largely ignored: Kaley Cuoco, Justin Bieber, Laura Linney, Liam Payne, Madonna, Sofia Vergara, Jennifer Lawrence, Teen Mom 2, Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Lopez, Katy Perry. The post We Want to Live With Daddy – Them Weekly: February 3, 2014 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Jay managed to ignore Jessica Simpson, Kim Kardashian, Kate Middleton, Miley Cyrus, Kellan Lutz, Jared Leto, Ryan Gosling, Emily Maynard, Party Down South, Prince William, Janele Monae, Kendall Jenner, Michelle Dockery, Kanye West, Jason Derulo, and Jenny McCarthy. The post (Kate Middleton) Inside Her New Home – OK! Magazine: January 27, 2014 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Almost talked about: Sean Penn, Charlize Theron, Tori Spelling, mcdonalds, Clay Aiken, turnt up, Katie Holmes, Courteney Cox, Rich Kids of Beverly Hills, Liev Schreiber, Juan Pablo, The Bachelor, Cate Blanchett, Kellan Lutz. The post Uncovering Dean’s Secrets – Us Weekly Digest: January 20, 2014 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Glossed over: Jenna Dewan Tatum, Ariana Grande, Miranda Kerr, Demi Lovato, Diddy, Adam Levine, Mariah Carey, Beyonce, Kate Bosworth, fairies, Sofia Vergara, Simon Cowell, Basketball Wives, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Nettles. The post Get Thin Fast – Us Weekly Digest: January 13, 2014 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Forget about: Katy Perry, Kardashian, Tori Spelling, Duck Dynasty, Avicii, Patti Stanger, Olivia Munn, Jennifer Lopez, Elmo, John Mayer, Katy Perry, Blake Shelton, Brian Boitano, JK Rowling, Harry Potter, Duchess Catherine, Miley Cyrus. The post Tori Spelling Betrayed – Us Weekly Digest: January 6, 2014 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Ignored this week: Katy Perry, Khloe Kardashian, Kate Winslet, Nicki Minaj, Megan Fox, Channing Tatum, Sherri Shepherd, Gisele Bundchen, Snooki, Drew Barrymore, Lamar Odom, Mark Wahlberg, Santa Claus. The post Khloe Kardashian, The Last Straw – Us Weekly Digest: December 30, 2013 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Skipped over: Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Lady Gaga, Duck Dynasty, Jennifer Aniston, Nigella Lawson, Bridget Moynahan, Steven Van Zandt, Rashida Jones, Herbal Essences, Leann Rimes, Pitt Jolie, Gavin Rossdale, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Lawrence. The post Kim Kardashian, My Body is Back – Us Weekly Digest: December 23, 2013 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Non-stories include: Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Paul Walker, Alexa Chung, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Wendy Williams, Kelly Osbourne, Heidi Klum, Jimmy Choo, Chloe Grace Moretz, Sound of Music, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Liam Hemsworth, Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga. The post Paul Walker, Fast Life Tragic Death – Us Weekly Digest: December 16, 2013 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Jay doesn't care about: Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, #expownit, Ben Flajnik, Jessica Biel, bebe, Ashanti, Mary J Blige, One Direction, Mob Wives, Gabrielle Union, Kendra Wilkinson, John Mater, or Katy Perry. The post Kris Jenner Secret Affair – Us Weekly Digest: December 9, 2013 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Topics Jay pretends to care about: Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Lady Gaga, Victoria's Secret, Alec Baldwin, Kate Middleton, Prince George, Adam Levine, George Clooney, Lenny Kravitz, Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus. The post How Baby Changed Kate Middleton – Us Weekly Digest: December 2, 2013 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Glossed over this week: Kris Jenner, Kardashian, Bruce Jenner, Alyson Hannigan, North West, Norman Reedus, David Beckham, Madonna, Mario Lopez, Pucci. The post Kris Jenner: It’s Over – Us Weekly Digest: October 21, 2013 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Not quite covered: Lauren Conrad, Justin Bieber, Amber Tamblyn, slutty witch, Selena Gomez, Paul Rudd, Lady Gaga, Finnick, lip balm. The post Life After the Hills – Us Weekly Digest: November 18, 2013 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Topics mocked: Khloe Kardashian, Prince George, Matthew McConaughey, Lakers, Kelly Osbourne, Harry Styles, Minka Kelly, Katy Perry, Hugh Hefner, Lamar Odom, Harrison Ford, Reese Witherspoon. The post Khloe’s Shocker: Taking Him Back – Us Weekly Digest: November 11, 2013 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Largely ignored topics: Kim Kardashian, Katie Holmes, bikini, Kate Middleton, Drake, Snooki, Katy Perry, OPI, Kelly Ripa, Desiree Hartsock, Rihanna, Before Midnight, Shahs of Sunset. The post Katie’s (Holmes) Secret Fling – Us Weekly Digest: November 4, 2013 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Not covered: Duck Dynasty, Kim Kardashian, Katie Holmes, NFL, Nick Jonas, Paula Patton, Mischa Barton, a bikini, Olsen Twins, Dakota Fanning, Elle Fanning, tickling, TLC, Jennifer Lopez, or District 5 of Panem. The post Duck Dynasty : Our Wild Marriage – Us Weekly Digest: October 28, 2013 appeared first on Bloop Group.

Jay Frosting suffers through the October 14, 2013 issue of Us Weekly so you don't have to. Topics barely avoided: Teresa Giudice, Joe Giudice, Beyonce, Jenna Dewan Tatum, Janet Jackson, Two Broke Girls, Christina Hendricks, Kaley Cuoco, Katy Perry, Khloe Kardashian, Will and Kate, Paris Hilton, Miley Cyrus, Lamar Odom. The post Inside Kate’s New Home – Us Weekly Digest: October 14, 2013 appeared first on Bloop Group.