Static Podcasts – Static and distortion

The season continues as newest official podcaster (and senior weather/traffic advisor) Val joins Chris to discuss everything movie soundtrack. Literally everything. Like, we didn’t really want to, but Val made like, a PowerPoint, and like, a Google… page, so, we had to stick to the plan this time. I mean, she went through all that effort, … Continue reading Season 5, Episode 4: Movie Soundtrack Spectacular →

This week is slim pickins at the Static Podcast. Chris and Val are off this week, no one knows what happened to Koop, so that leaves Podcast Core Members Robert and John to man the microphone. Apparently we failed at that too, because Robert sounds like he is yelling no matter how much John turned … Continue reading Season 5, Episode 3: A Strange Modicum of Random →

Hi Friends, The podcast is back – this week discussing Ed Sheeran’s propensity to plagiarize and what happens after a band peaks creatively? Are they still good? Find out in this week’s episode! https://ia801505.us.archive.org/33/items/Podcast2_201802/podcast%202.mp3

Hi Guys, We are back with a reboot of the Static Podcast on Static and Distortion. Our last podcast was April 6, 2016, so its been almost 2 years since we went out on hiatus – with a whimper. Chris rejoins the podcast and Valerie gets promoted to co-host. Of course, John and Robert are … Continue reading Season 5, Episode 1 – The Reboot! →

This episode starts off the rails and doesn’t ever really recover. John, Chris and Jason discuss Fugees “The Score” 20 years after its release and ponder the legacy of Everlast. Things get weird, words get slurred. It’s another quality podcast from the Static Team. Good luck. https://ia601500.us.archive.org/25/items/staticfugees/SaD%20Fugees%20The%20Score.mp3

In this podcast, Jason, Robert and John talk about the best sandwich shops for stoners, how expensive Jewel-Osco is, and Jason and John put their friend Nancy on blast for shopping at Wal-Mart. John struggles to describe his definition of a “cool vibe.” Also, we talk about the history and music of political activist Fela Kuti. … Continue reading Season 4, Episode 3: Fela Kuti →

Well, we finally did it. We finally decided to put a little faith in humanity back in Robert’s cold cold heart and give one of his most controversially favorite bands a proper podcast. I swore I’d never do this podcast, but at the end of the day, I found some new respect for Death Grips. … Continue reading Season 4, Episode 2: DEATH GRIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! →

By John Welp, here we are. Starting Season 4 of the Static Podcast. No artist this week, no music news. Just a lot of Doctor Who and Matchbox 20 talk. A lot of people died to make this episode possible. One of them was not Rob Thomas. https://archive.org/download/thestaticpodcastseason4episode1theboysarebackintown/The%20Static%20Podcast%20-%20Season%204%20Episode%201%20The%20Boys%20Are%20Back%20in%20Town.mp3

So we’re stupid late on this cause life gets in the way sometimes.  But here we have John and Robert’s best of 2015 show.  Robert is really drunk, John sounds he works a drive through, Robert steals jokes from Patton Oswalt, we go way over time, and it’s over two months late.  We’re doing good … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 23: The Best of 2015 →

By John Have we finally done it? Is it the best podcast we’ve ever recorded? Thankfully for you, listeners, someone finally had the guts to uncover the most popular yet unheard band ever: Mary Stuart Mastodons. We delve into their eclectic style of music, drama within the band, and even with all the fanfare, Robert … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 22: The Mary Stuart Mastodons →

Hey everyone!  This week John, Koop, Robert, and returning OG Static Cast host Chris get together and talk about Southern Hip Hop pioneers Outkast.  We discuss Jimmy Iovine’s Sexism, David Bowie’s new song, the fall of festival’s, we give another shout out to the awesome band King Catcher, and we attempt to discuss Jay Syd but … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 21: Outkast →

In this episode Jason, John, Robert, and special guest Val (and an absentee Chenel) sit down to talk about the covers project the Static group did through out the month of October.  We talk about how Miley Cyrus could be great, why New Found Glory isn’t great, warring coves of “Hey Ya!”, what type of … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 20: The Covers list →

Howdy y’all!  This week Jason, John, and Robert get together and discuss why Neil Pert is the greatest white guy drummer over 50, why David Bowie doesn’t want to die on stage, shockingly there’s no Taylor Swift news, what we’re drinking, and Koop gets down to business with us and we finally discuss Phish.  It’s … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 19: Phish! →

Howdy folks.  This episode is crazy late to be posted, but better late then worth 2 birds in the bush, or however colloquiums works.  This week a drunk John and Robert sit down and talk about The Mighty Mos Def.  There’s also music news, very loud Triscuit eating (sorry about that y’all!), and we lose … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 18: Mos Def! →

In this weeks’ episode we look back on the glory that was 1995:  Jagged Little Pills (No matter what John says it IS his favorite album ever.), Smashing Pumpkins, the Foo Fighters Debut, O.J. Simpson, cinema, world events, and we keep the streak alive of mentioning Taylor Swift in the news.  We also outline some … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 17: 1995 Retrosepctive →

This week the guys discuss an artist that peaked 10 years ago and forget to talk about one of his most important songs; John Wayne Gacy Jr.  We also talk about Taylor Swift (are you guys sick of that part yet?) and the Ryan Adams cover album, we discuss Run the Jewels and cats, Phish … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 16: Sufjan Stevens →

Hey guys, remember Jenn? She’s back and this week, its her podcast! This week, John, Jason and Jenn, otherwise known as “The Three J’s” team up to dissect the career arc of Dave Matthews Band. If you have listened to any previous episode, you know we constantly ridicule Dave Matthews Band on the podcast. The only … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 15: Dave Matthews Band →

This week, Robert, John and Jason talk about Taydolf Switler (again. Seriously, guys. She’s not that into you) Chief Keef, and other assorted tomfoolery in music news. In stark contrast to last week’s Grateful Dead cast, we switch gears and talk about once of John’s favorite artists, Derek Webb. Derek is a creative force in … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 14: Derek Webb →

John and Robert are joined by blog contributor and podcast new comer Jason.  We discuss the monster that is Jagged Little Pill, the legacy and impact of The Grateful Dead, and conclude with what we’ve been listening to.  We also come to the realization that, in the end, everything comes full circle.  We hope you … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 13: The Grateful Dead →

Hey everyone! John and Robert come through with a show discussing their adventures at Lollapalooza. They also talk about Dr. Dre’s new album, theft in the UK, and Ryan Adam’s new Taylor Swift cover album. We hope you enjoy! https://ia601500.us.archive.org/29/items/SaDLollapalooza/SaD%20Lollapalooza.mp3

This week, Robert disappears for a while and Chris and John talk about Sleeping at Last. Music news covers lies and half truths about plane crashes, and Chris is born again, but totally unlike Jesus. Confused? So am I. Check out the podcast. “There’s a fine line between being an advocate for the artist and being … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 11: Sleeping At Last →

Chris wasn’t available this week so we grabbed Val and did a quickie episode.  Really it’s just a lot of Ums, huhs, and whats while we discuss TIDAL (yet again), Saudi Arabian Black Metal, and Karaoke.  Hope you enjoy! https://ia801503.us.archive.org/25/items/SaDQuickie/SaD%20quickie.mp3

This week it’s Shen who abandons rank in the second part of our King Of game.  But the great news is we get Val back to fill in, while Chris has the hardest time thinking of crappy bands, and Robert is on a hot streak.  We also discuss upcoming shows to the Chicago area, why … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 9: King of pt. 2 →

Robert is off at a Chicago White Sox game this week, so Chris and John get new Static and Distortion contributor and all around awesome person Val to fill in.  And then pick an artist.  and make a playlist. And introduce and run the show.  Chris and John are lazy.  They discuss  Kevin Devine this … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 8: Kevin Devine →

This week the guys discuss the finer points of licorice, 2015 album releases, and the stupidity of streaming services records.  We also take a look in to Elliott Smith’s body of work and the episode gets away from John, as usual. “You’re more like a substitute teacher, John.” https://ia801504.us.archive.org/11/items/SaDElliotSmith/SaD%20Elliot%20Smith.mp3

We return from a small hiatus to take a look at Frank Zappa. We also take another look at The Wiggles recording history and Chris finds a new toy to play with. “Worst. Ugh. Yeah.” https://ia902600.us.archive.org/30/items/SaDFrankZappaFull/SaD%20Frank%20Zappa%20full.mp3

Join Chris, John, and Robert as they discuss American folk pioneer Woody Guthrie.  Robert defends the merit of The Wiggles, then disappears, allowing John and Chris to discuss the socialist leanings of Wimpy from the Popeye cartoons and the upbringing of the Hamburgler.  Enjoy! “What’s that thing called again? You wear it on your face?” … Continue reading Season 3, Episode 5: Woody Guthrie →

This week has Chris, John, and Robert discussing Portland’s Punk/Riot Grrl (Grrrl?  Grill?) standout Sleater-Kinney.  Hosting abilities are compared, chocolate milk is consumed, and arch nemesis Carol returns.  Fun times are had.  Enjoy! “Hey Chris, you like Five Guys?” “No, I’m more of a Bi-Lesbian.” https://ia601501.us.archive.org/15/items/SaDSleaterKinney/SaD%20SleaterKinney.mp3

For this episode we stumble our way through discussing the legendary “Motown Sound”, while covering barbecue sauce, prior rap Grammy winners, and Robert defends himself from unsavory allegations.  We swear we’re trying to make this a decent show for our listeners. Quote from the show: “How can we trust you with this podcast when we can’t … Continue reading Static Season 3, Episode 2: Motown Sound →

We’re back!  Season 3 has officially kicked off.  We’re now on iTunes, we have more social media presence, we have a guideline for how this will be approached, and we still have no idea what we’re doing.  We kick of season three with a bang.  The ever looming, foreboding, gigantic Wilco episode.  Listen in as … Continue reading Static Season 3, Episode 1: Wilco →

John and Robert take you on a Static journey through 2014 and bring you our favorite songs and albums from the year.  Chris mean while sits in the corner drinking and browsing Tinder (in actuality he’s just not available).  Come join us on our trip and hopefully you’ll find out some more albums you should … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 8: Best of 2014 →

The worst podcast in the world brings you the worst Christmas music in the world!  Join hosts Chris and Robert as the aurally assault your ears with music that the Grinch would love. “It’s not unfair to say that it is a national shame akin to what happened to the Native Americans” https://ia902709.us.archive.org/33/items/SaDChristmasWorst/SaD%20Christmas%20worst.mp3

Join Chris, the Grinch, and Robert as they discuss their favorite Christmas music songs. Robert goes in to detail about his Christmas plans while sitting in his office, John contemplates his musical choices, and Chris has to bear with the other two. Pour some egg nog, get the fire roaring, and enjoy the show. “Burl … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 7 part 1: Best of Christmas →

Chris is ill. Robert is drunk. John is Shawn. Special guest Jenn is silent.  It’s a weird one folks. “I’m just Shawn from the Cul De Sac.” https://ia902706.us.archive.org/34/items/SaDWJenn/SaD%20w%20Jenn.mp3

In this episode we decide to have a go at the popular drinking game “King-of” and, in the process, name off over 70 artists that you should never, ever, listen to. “Sousaphone. The fucking marching tuba. That’s some pretty good shit.” https://ia601409.us.archive.org/22/items/SaDKingOfEdited/SaD%20king%20of%20edited.mp3

Described in this episode as a gateway drug to Folk rock, we discuss Steve Earle and his cohorts in music.  Then John and Chris decide to get married to the new Decemberists song while Robert has no idea what’s going on due to never hearing and and the medication he’s taken.  All in all it … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 4: Steve Earle →

Chris and Robert get together and discuss Horror film scores and the large impact a score can have on creating atmosphere and tension in a movie. John tries to get us to talk about stupid Halloween costumes then picks a fight with his daughter.  Or maybe she started it. We also discuss songs that frighten … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 3: Halloween →

Journey back to middle school with us as we listen to the Deftones, talk about Korn, Limp Bizkit, and Green Day, and like any normal middle school one kid gets picked on and ridiculed.  Also, Robert’s mic volume is low in this one, so there was some post production to try adjust the levels.  Hopefully … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 2: Deftones →

We’re back and as lousy as ever!  This week we tackled  Dinosaur Jr, the band behind our rating system.  We also discuss changes to our podcast empire (is it an empire if you only have three shows and no one listens?) and we introduce come production value to the show, which Robert screws up. Computers are … Continue reading Season 2, Episode 1: Dinosaur Jr →

Guess what?! We have production now in the podcast! Guess what else?!? The audio still sounds terrible! I blame Chris this time. Really, it’s like we should offer a transcript just so you can follow along. Anyway, Check out the newest episode where we show Ryan Adams some love (some of us more than others). … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 13: Ryan Adams →

As promised we recorded a bonus episode to make up for the audio quality on the Do Make Say Think episode.  John and Chris discuss/debate Apple’s decision to auto-download the new U2 album to iTunes, touching on the desperation from both parties, how out of touch with current culture they are, and impact on future … Continue reading Season 1 Bonus Episode! →

Firstly, we would like to apologize for the terrible audio quality of this weeks podcast. We’ll be recording a make up episode for our listeners soon.  But honestly you’re not missing much: Chris is his normal acerbic self, Robert talks about his feelings, and John disappears partway through the episode for about 5 minutes.  Who … Continue reading Season 1, Episode 12: Do Make Say Think →

Listen to us talk about Saturday Night Live, beer, and Billy Corgan.  Also Elvis Costello is mentioned. https://ia601402.us.archive.org/4/items/ElvisCostelloPodcast/Elvis%20Costello%20Podcast.mp3

Woefully under prepared for the actual artist we were supposed to talk about, we instead each picked 5 acts that you should check out.  So listen to this, then listen to them. https://ia601402.us.archive.org/9/items/CheckOutTheseBandsPodcast/Check%20out%20These%20Bands%20Podcast.mp3

 Journey with us back to high school as our wives pick artists we should discuss. https://ia902304.us.archive.org/3/items/WifeCastPodcast/WifeCast%20Podcast.mp3

 A surprisingly thoughtful discussion on Illidelph’s finest, going in to social commentary and musical impact.  Maybe not so surprising as John isn’t in this episode and we’re joined by Tom Hutch. https://ia802308.us.archive.org/17/items/TheRootsPodcast/The%20Roots%20Podcast.mp3  

John barely contains his lust for Jenny Lewis.  Robert and Chris merely sit back and go for the ride. https://archive.org/download/jennylewispodcast/Jenny%20Lewis%20Podcast.mp3

We hop in our dirigibles and take a trip to the Pacific North in an episode filled with songs about wars and sea shanty’s about mariners. The sea fairing kind, not the baseball team. https://archive.org/download/thestaticpodcastepisode6thedecemberists/The%20Static%20Podcast%20Episode%206%20-%20The%20Decemberists.mp3

Looking back on Kanye West’s first album we truly realize how white we are.  Also, “Two Words” is an amazing song. https://archive.org/download/thestaticpodcastkanyewestjune282014/The%20Static%20Podcast%20Kanye%20West%20%28June%2028%202014%29.mp3

John, Chris, and guest host Tom Hutch sit around and wax poetic on Ben Gibbard and friends.  While Robert, away at Bonnaroo, makes his thoughts known on Chris and his habit of talking. https://archive.org/download/staticseason1episode3deathcabforcutie/Static%20Season%201%20episode%203%20-%20Death%20Cab%20for%20Cutie.mp3      

Guitars! Jazz covers! Musicianship! Honestly, we barely talk about them in this episode, but still a fun listen. https://archive.org/download/thestaticepisode2rodrigoygabriela/The%20Static%20Episode%202%20-%20Rodrigo%20y%20Gabriela.mp3