Tall Tales & Shaggy Dogs: Stories and short humor by Abner Serd

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Storyteller Abner Serd specializes in short humor with a twist. His stories often pull the listener out of the normal sphere of reality and into a surrealistic landscape populated with eccentric characters who nonchalantly redefine common sense. Think of these stories as comic strips for the ears:…

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    • Dec 6, 2016 LATEST EPISODE
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    Episode 245: Picking daisies on the moon

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2016 1:22


    Hi folks! This is our final episode before taking an extended leave of absence. Thank you for listening! We will be back with more poems, songs, and short humor at a later date. In the meantime, we hope you enjoy this bit of nonsense verse set to music: "Well, it was nine o'clock at midnight in the early afternoon / And I was picking all the daisies in the meadow on the moon ..."

    Episode 244: The scenic route across the ocean

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2016 6:55


    I was hanging around down by the waterfront the other day ... keeping an eye on the harbor seals. Sometimes they leak, you know ...

    Episode 243: Scenes from under the dome

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2016 0:39


    Here is another short poem for the kids: It's summer inside of my snow globe ...

    Episode 242: Biscuits and gravy and the end of the world

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2016 6:38


    It started out as a biscuits and gravy kind of a morning down at Elmer's Cafe ...

    Episode 241: Eyes in the forest

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2016 1:25


    This week's episode is an ever so slightly spooky song about an old growth forest, a crooked beak, and a pair of yellow eyes ...

    Episode 240: An autumn trip to the old oak grove

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2016 3:41


    Here is a poem for the younger folks: Have you ever been to the old oak grove, When the autumn leaves are turning red? ...

    Episode 239: Jimmy Fingerbutton and the Wishy-Warsher(™)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2016 5:13


    My friend Jimy Fingerbutton once invented a new kind of dishwarsher. At least, I thought it was a dishwarsher. It looked just like an old-fashoned dishwarsher ...

    Episode 238: Summer, winter, spring, and fall

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2016 1:32


    Here's a little ditty about how we make the seasons, and why sometimes they get just a tiny bit mixed up ...

    Episode 237: The birch bark canoe

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2016 3:37


    You know the seasons are turning when you wake up with frost in your beard ...

    Episode 236: Barnabas Tunukai Pepper McBluvin

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2016 0:46


    This bit of nonsense verse is inspired by the Maori hangi - a traditional method of cooking which is still very popular in New Zealand and elsewhere ...

    Episode 235: Why you never see xyloferns anymore

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2016 4:33


    Every day I find something new out here on Wild Side. Something I've never seen before. Something that makes me say to myself, “slow down! Stop being so observant! You don't want to be one of those folks that goes around saying 'now I've seen everything,' do you?” ...

    Episode 234: The apple song

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2016 1:45


    Here's a little song about apple season: I planted an apple in the springtime / I wanted an apple tree to grow ...

    Episode 233: The tale of Abner and the bathtub

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2016 6:00


    I was poking around out on Wild Side the other day, keeping an eye out for blue shade trees ...

    Episode 232: The tale of Leewana and the magic kite

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2016 5:51


    This may be my best poem yet: "Far away, out beyond the Great Desert of Proom, Where the wind sweeps across the sharp sand like a broom ..."

    Episode 231: The quiet bunny people folk

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2016 4:48


    I once met an old-timer who lives out beyond the Wandering Hills, out there in the shadow of Gusty Ridge. The old-timer's name is Dale Hill. Dale broke his jaw 30 years ago and it never did set right, so now he talks with a limp ...

    Episode 230: The county fair song

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2016 1:30


    Here's a little ditty in honor of county fair season ...

    Episode 229: The tale of Abner and the slow-moving summer day

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2016 5:23


    This morning I was in the second-hand store, looking at all the second hands ... when a lady said to me, she said “beautiful day, isn't it?” I said “yes ma'am. What we have here is a genuine, slow-moving summer day!” ...

    Episode 228: The World Championships of Everything!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2016 3:09


    Good morning everybody, this is Bill Melater, coming to you live from the beautiful city of Upper Case – Capitol of the Kingdom of Wonderstan and this year's home of the World Championships of Everything! ...

    Episode 227: Bill O'Sale and the rise of climatic realism

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2016 5:35


    My friend Bill O'Sale just opened a new retail store down at the corner of High Street and Low Road. I asked him what he's selling this time. He said “raincoats ...”

    Episode 226: The May bee song

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2016 1:52


    The May bees were buzzing in April / The May bees are heard in July / The May bees will buzz in December / Imagine the things we could try! ...

    Episode 225: Adventures in berry-picking

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2016 6:00


    The other day down at Elmer's Cafe, a bunch of us regulars were bragging about our most dangerous escapades and feats of derring-do ...

    Episode 224: Jessica learns how to be in two places at once

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2016 6:20


    It was summer vacation, and Jessica wanted to be in two places at once ...

    Episode 223: Jimmy Fingerbutton and the Perpetual Motion Machine

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2016 11:38


    My friend Jimmy Fingerbutton invented a perpetual motion machine. I was the first person he showed it to. I guess he figured I had the right qualifications, on account of I passed high school physics on the first try and I'm pretty good at keeping a straight face ...

    Episode 222: The ballad of Jeremiah Crumping

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2016 3:34


    In Upper Tidwell lived a boy Named Jeremiah Crumping / Who couldn't stand for very long without commencing jumping ...

    Episode 221: The aboutness of nothing

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2016 5:45


    My friend Stretch claims to know more about nothing than anybody else on the planet. He said “believe me, there's a lot more to it than most people realize ...”

    Episode 220: Faraway places (or, What's it like in Lower Shmorgestan?)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2016 4:43


    Marco always dreamed about traveling to faraway places. All his life, he had never been anywhere – unless you counted his grandmother's house, which was so far away you had to pack a lunch for the journey ...

    Episode 219: Something about a misty morning ...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2016 4:11


    By the way, Vern swears there are no dragons in this story ...

    Episode 218: What's your garden guarding?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2016 1:40


    Here's a little song in honor of the Springtime planting season ...

    Episode 217: Gee Cliff (or, The road to Gumption, concluded)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2016 10:17


    Well, I'll say one thing about the Gumption Track: it's well-marked. The roadies did not skimp on signage, even though it seems like they never actually got around to building the road itself ...

    Episode 216: Send in the bees

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2016 1:53


    Here's another little song for the kids: when you think about it, bees are just Nature's miniature flying alarum clocks ...

    Episode 215: The blue moon special

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2016 8:14


    There were two new faces down at Elmer's Cafe the other day. I walked in the door, saw this young couple sitting on the six and seven stools, talking to each other while Elmer stood around looking exasperated. I said “hot dang! I'll have the Blue Moon Special” ...

    Episode 214: The greatest philosophers of all time

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2016 5:19


    Theophilus Papadopoulos had to write an essay for school. It was supposed to be about a famous philosopher, and it couldn't be about anybody he knew ...

    Episode 213: Whutta Butte (or, The road to Gumption, part three)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2016 5:15


    Well, the rain never let up, from dawn till dusk ... although, in all fairness, I don't know if you could even call it a dawn, seeing as how nobody remembered to light the sky ...

    Episode 212: Joe Mann, the self-rolling snowman

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2016 1:55


    Here's a little song about a snowman who rolled into town at the tail end of Winter ...

    Episode 211: No shortcut to Glory

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2016 5:53


    My friend Miles Walker and I were hiking down the Yonder Track on our way to Glory not too long ago. You know Glory – the legendary city where all your dreams come true, and where even ordinary pronouns are elevated to the exalted level of proper noun ... *** NOTE: this is a revised, enhanced, and improved version of Episode 164 ***

    Episode 210: The penny on the sidewalk

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2016 6:32


    Sue Spender was on her way to school one morning when she found a penny lying heads-down on the sidewalk. She wondered how it got there. Could it have fallen out of someone's pocket? Would they miss it? ...

    Episode 209: Gumption, part two

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2016 6:22


    As far as I'm concerned, Gumption is the kind of place where the only reason to go there is to say you've been there ...

    Episode 208: How the world works

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2016 6:52


    Young Brian was always asking questions. He wanted to know how the world worked. He wanted to know why it worked. He wanted to know when it worked, and when it played. Because, you know, NOBODY works ALL the time ...

    Episode 207: Gumption

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2016 8:55


    I caught up with my friend Stretch the other day. He was headed north out of town, along the Coastal Road. I said "hey, Stretch. Where are you going?" He said "Gumption ..."

    Episode 206: Reflections on a snowflake

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2016 1:22


    Another song for the kids: Imagine if you could see yourself in a snowflake! ...

    Episode 205: The education of Vern Acular

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2016 5:00


    My friend Vern Acular is a self-taught illuminato of the natural world. He rarely comes into town anymore. Instead, he's always out roaming the Wild Side, poking his curiosity into every copse and coulee from here to Fargone ...

    Episode 204: Jessica brings back the summer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2016 4:42


    Jessica worried that someday, somebody might catch her using magic. That would be disastrous! They wouldn't understand that she only used her powers to do good things. They probably wouldn't believe her when she told them Winter wasn't her fault ...

    Episode 203: Playing piñata with the clouds

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2016 4:47


    I found my friend Vern Acular standing at the top of Down Hill with a very long stick in his hands. He looked like he was about to play piñata with the clouds ...

    Episode 202a: The refrigerator song (duet)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2016 1:12


    Bonus track! Come on, everybody, sing along! ...

    Episode 202: The refrigerator song

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2016 1:12


    Something's in the 'fridgerator, rotten eggs! ...

    Episode 201: This winter, beware of icequitoes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2016 5:42


    My friend Bugsy Diptera and I were tramping around out near Wunsa Pond the other day ...

    Episode 200: Where the sidewalk is

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2015 5:34


    My friend Miles Walker and I were hiking through the Great Empty Desert when we stomped unexpectedly on a sidewalk ...

    Episode 199: Abner's farewell party

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2015 4:56


    I didn't really expect a farewell party when I walked into Elmer's Cafe ...

    Episode 198: Odds & ends redux

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2015 1:35


    Several short, unrelated poems are (loosely) tied together by a short song ...

    Episode 197: Retractable statements

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2015 3:12


    My friend Rita Book recently started working on a new lexical engineering project. Most of her projects are designed for print media, but I heard this one had something to do with things you say out loud ...

    Episode 196: Stretch is living on borrowed time

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2015 2:58


    My friend Stretch likes to tell everybody he's living on borrowed time. I said "really? Whose time did you borrow?" ...

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