TEXISH

We're swimming after all the rabbits today. From Man Bands to the cold front rumored to hit Texas in the coming weeks (shoutout sub 100 degree weather), pull on your sh*t-kickers and crack a tallboy for this episode of TEXISH!

The Texish Bros are finally back after a little summer break! We dive into the Netflix Johnny Manziel documentary and how Texas A&M is maybe the most crooked hypocritical establishment in the state. Yes, even more than the Abbott administration.

The Barbie movie is out, and women are slowly taking over using classic, toxically masculine tactics. It's awesome! The Texish bros share what they liked and didn't like about The Barbie movie and comment on all the commentaries. We quickly wrap up by reacting to Jason Aldean's pandering video for the Creed meets Zac Brown Band esc song Try That In a Small Town. 

Once upon a time, our great, great, great grandad stole an election. With the help of a rag-tag group of near-do-wells and copious amounts of pilfered booze, Sam Woody ensured that Ft. Worth would remain the King of the Counties. All that and more on this episode of the Ailign Podcast with Danny Miranda. 

The Texish Bros are back with another episode of The Danny Miranda Show, baby! This week we dive into the Jonah Hill controversy that has flooded the media circles and gossip rags over the last few weeks. Don't worry. We tie it to Brene Brown so that it is a Texas-relevant topic. 

The Texish bros are back with a reaction video and this time around we are completely focused on Texas comedian Tom Segura. His new special Sledgehammer, available now on Netflix, is incredible, and the cut bit that he released on his channel may be the best Texas deep cut ever. We also dub Tom Segura the Babe Ruth of comedy to pair nicely with Bert Kreischer's Mickey Mantle Gene.

If you're from Amarillo you AIN'T from West Texas.  On this opinionated episode of Texish, we talk musicals, carved out townships, and misunderstanding sexuality.  All that and more on this episode of Texish!  

A girl covered herself in horse poop on Austin's Sixth Street this week and that may not even be the wildest thing happening in Texas right now. 

Howdy Y'all! Talking awkward side-hugs, the month of June, and all things accidental b00b grazes.  Hypocritical companies aside, this episode of Texish is a full-spectrum experience. Strap in for a ride around some tiny towns, a really cold margarita, and babyproof wells.  It's getting close to the Fourth of July, and we're sharing our favorite Summer stories and firework mishaps. Share your favorite camp memories in the comments! 

For the full effect, y'all should really check out the YouTube channel for the video.  We react to record temperatures across Texas, Robert Kennedy's Joe Rogan appearance, and one of the best MMA fighter's hilarious social media antics. 

The Texish Brothers are back in the Studio this week, and they're comin in hot! New t-shirts, hard and fast opinions on Bird Hunter Baseball edition, and frozen Margaritas. If anyone knows Megan Phelps-Roper, she has an open invitation to sit down and tell us how J.K. Rowling's house smells. 

A couple days late, but we were busy turning all the wheelchair ramps at the capitol into stairs. ANYWAY! We're bringing you a Texish special feature: Texish Reacts! For the full experience, pop on over to the video here. Thank y'all for your patience.  Get ready for another UT letdown, Beth Sooper v.2, the real reason trans athletes shouldn't compete with women, and a super size minute steak.  Bye y'all!

We're talking about texture eaters, Texas ice cream, and getting the tax credits back to the Lone Star state. 

We made it y'all. 100 episodes in, and there's still so much of Texas to explore. Thanks y'all. 

Everyone's day drinking tickly summer coolers, getting rescued by Dean the lifeguard, and inking a bit o' the bible on their body. The boys are going on all the tangents, and do their best to discover regional variance within the greatest state in the union. 

Braces, Martinis with a twist, and the usual Texish cannon fodder, it's a hilarious romp through all things Texas. Gunnar talks about discovering the mixed joys of mixed drinks, Seth recounts drunk celebrity watching, and the brothers make fun of Greg Abbott probably. Giddy up and enjoy this episode of Texish! 

The boys are joined by Charlotte Warren (@welcometothepeasantparty) to discuss the state of modern dating. Charlotte fills a Rio Grande-size gap in the brothers' knowledge, and they get to know the woman behind the charts. Everything y'all need to know about dating terms, from situationship to high-value Texan is coming up. 

Talking Berty Boy's favorite sports drink, regrettable jokes and jabs, our friend Mike Hunting, and some cozy small towns. We also break down the West Texas maxim: Cowboy Up. 

Texish goes punk with segments, kicks the crap out of SNL, and recaps everyone's reason for buying apple TV. 

The boys talk about how modern dating and Christian dating are starting to look veeeeery similar. There's also a place, a thing, and a person... probably. You'll have to listen to find out! 

Jason Sudeikis won't return our calls and the restraining order prevents him from podcasting in the same room as us anyway, so our Ted Lasso episode lacks full mustache power. However! we have an action packed pod that covers the full spectrum of comedy: from douchey water to the most beautiful game it's another wonderful episode of TEXISH!

The boys try to tell at least one story all the way through, with return guest Mike Gonzales.

The Oscars have come and gone, and we're asking ourselves, why so grouchy? This week Texish tackles the big topics: where did the pandemic start, why can't we gamble on the coast, and who invited all the Californians?

SXSW is finally over, and we've got stories! 

It's SXSW and we're here to help all y'all hungry foreigners. Listen all the way through for our favorite, reliable burgers here in Austin. We definitely left some great spots out, so let us know y'alls favorites! 

We're gettin all sorts of cancelled on this episode of Texish! From blasphemy to jokes about people in mobile chairs, it's y'all's favorite brothers talkin' bout all things Texas and some things hot dudes throwin nerds off boats. It's TEXISH!

Howdy y'all! The boys are back with another review of the Yellowstone universe, this time tackling the one with Harrison Ford and the man with no destination. Get excited for another Texas update full of sneaky balloons and free ammo, and as always we talk about tiny towns and brands that don't give us money. 

With award season underway, we thought we'd throw our ten-gallon hats into the ring and give out some awards of our own. Let us know who we missed!

Two words: Lawnmower. Races. We get into all things fast grass cutters, icy Austin, and why this time it actually ISN'T ERCOTs fault. Hope y'all have your power back, cuz this episode is HOT. 

This week, the Boys are talking about missed goals, donuts on the gridiron, and how to land a plane. We hope y'all like comments, cuz there's a deep dive into the mind of a troll (as deep as that gets anyway), while we read some of our favorite comments from the friendliest place in the world, the internet. Bye y'all. 

Howdy, Howdy, Howdy everyone. Today's episode goes into some serious-ish topics: the boys discuss Seth's eating disorder, how men have body image issues, and how you never know what someone else is going through. If anyone needs help, dial 988 and someone will listen. For eating disorders, call (800) 931-2237. You aren't alone. Even when it feels like it. We love all y'all.    We also have a small town that isn't small, talk about space, and discuss the most factually accurate badass of the show. And if you've ever wondered if the brothers can ball out... we can't.    Body Image discussion starts at 18:40 (with a back surgery update lead in).   Bye Y'all. 

@alliwo is one of our favorite Austin comedians, and when she's not taking down award-winning hogs or performing the bard while blacked-out, she's hosting Litty Tuesday at Creek and Cave.     We also Update Y'all, talk tiny swamps, dromedary explorations, and Texans going the distance.    Dropped some simple merch for y'all -https://texishpod.com/ so if you're into reppin the ish, there ya go.    Bye y'all!

Howdy Y'all! This episode of Texish includes spoilers for the hit TV show "Trading Places"... sorry, "Yellowstone". We're talking all things Beth, Jamie, and RIP, so if you're not caught up (Seth wasn't) gtfo and go watch the season break. It's a doozy. Bottom line, Taylor Sheridan can just go ahead and take all our time and money forever. We probably also talk small towns, events, and badasses... Click play to find out! Yeeeehaw! 

This ish is wild! The Texish Bros plan out 2023 and call their shots. Probably should've been an email. Y'all, we get into it. A small town, an event, a badass (might be batman), and a Texas Update that just might get us cancelled. Tune in for the fun, and stay for a can't miss ending. Bye Y'all! 

The Christmas Extravaganza!

The one where we tell Texas Monthly to look in a mirror. There's also some not sponsors, small towns, events, and karate. 

The boys are suited up and back in action for this quick hittin' episode. We're talkin all things high school employees, overpaid babysitters, and memories of CTE. Pop your favorite mult-ingredient soda and enjoy another episode of Texish!

Keep up if you can! Robbie Balenger (@robbiebalenger) graces us with his magnificent, bearded presence to talk all things Ultra-efforts, plant-based health, and old Austin stories. Truly a great interview with an INCREDIBLE person. Anyone who can outrun a Tesla deserves your attention, and a Lone Star on us. 

Gunanr's all grit and no shirt today on the Texish Podcast. The brothers talk about famous ghosts, being super extra, and how Seth's dating life could be a reality show. Put on your ten gallon and grab a big cup of sweet tea. This one's a doozy. 

Howdy Y'all! We're stealing numbers and taking no prisoners today. From unwelcome hotel guests, to our impersonation of late-night tv, it's another rowdy episode of TEXISH!

We talk politics again. But this time, we're making the rules! 

Howdy, howdy, howdy! Pull on your Wranglers and warm up the truck, cuz we're getting Texish AF today! We're talking team loyalty, historic battles, and bettin' badasses. As always, let us know what you like, what you don't, and if you want beans in your chili. It's Texish TIME!!!!

Boy howdy y'all, the Brothers are at it again. Way out of their depth and liable to piss off someone important. Listen in for some trouble stirring, finger pointing, cross-talking, and a rollicking good time. 

Howdy Y'all, the boys are in a new studio today! Get ready for a marked increase in video quality... and its existence in general. Today on Texish, we're talking meat soup, spinal tapout, and canon-gifts. 

Howdy y'all! We've got a great episode today, inspired by a wonderful night at the Kill Tony podcast. Truly one of the best shows in Austin. Our friend Michael Gonzales (michaelgonzales13) drums for the band, and kept us on beat (see what we did there) with his incredible story. We also talk Blue Mountain State in the Permian Basin, an earth-tone town, and get ourselves a little makeover. Pop a Lone Star and let your ears be tickled by the wonderful sounds of the Texish Podcast. Yeehaw!

If y'all wanna skip the political stuff, Cory Camp's (@corycamp) interview starts at the 31:00 minute mark.  Get ready for petty politicians, dating disasters, and how to find your purpose on this insane and controversial episode of TEXISH!

Howdy Howdy Howdy!  The Texish brothers are back together, discussing their favorite (not favorite) topic: POLITICS! With the governor election 'round the corner, the boys are a little confused. Neither option seems great. Abbott is insanely far right. Beto is a Washington puppet. One guy paid for Democrats to ride a bus. The other tricked immigrants into flying on a plane to Martha's Vineyard. Seriously, who is the best option for Texas? 

Howdy Howdy Howdy. On this episode of Texish, the Boys bite off more than they should chew and start talking all sorts of nonsense. Or maybe not. Only you can decide if these brothers are crazy like a fox or just cracked out of their minds. Yeehaw!

French people ruin everything.

Howdy, howdy, howdy! On this episode of Texish, the boys talk all things early politics and moving capitals. Texas Man makes an appearance, and PETA would be proud. The meat and potatoes of the conversation delves deep into struggle culture and what it really means to "do hard things". Let the felllers know if you agree (or disagree).  And all y'all who leave a review in the next week get stickers! Just share it with your friends and shoot us a message. 

Howdy Y'all! The Boys are back after their first week off in over a year. They're talkin' all kinds of ridiculousness: angry buffets, stupid butt-towns, and a very special badd@ss of the week.