That's Not News!

IT'S BEEN HALF A YEAR!!! We've hit 26 weeks in a row, and we ain't stopping now! We have a different format today to celebrate but I don't want to spoil what it is!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thatsnotnews)

Everybody loves sausage in some way or another, it certainly occupies our thoughts... How many types of sausage can we name? What shape do we prefer? How do we feel about the hit film Sausage Party? That and more lies ahead!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thatsnotnews)

If you know anything about us by now, it's that we're all over the place all of the time. Today is no exception. We touch everything from Boy Scouts and Fast Food Favorites to Watersports and Basketball. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thatsnotnews)

We get a little introspective this time around and ponder some of the things that weigh on our minds. There's always time for us to act out and show how dumb we are as usual. We have depth. Damn.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thatsnotnews)

We spend a lot of time veering off the *insert episode name here* on this episode. We've got Marvel, we've got the NBA, we've even got PattMan, we clearly have some biases here.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thatsnotnews)

We promise it's not what you think it's gonna be!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thatsnotnews)

Another milestone episode hit! Our twentieth episode and we've brought a guest with us, this time we have a second Jack on the show! Except this one is a star of Chicago Med and a fellow host at Second City, join us and our buddy Jack Lancaster on yet another journey into the pointless.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thatsnotnews)

We really got distracted by the atrocity that is The Oscars this year, prepare yourselves for movie talk yet again...Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thatsnotnews)

Back from the holidays and we're jazzed. Time to get hyped up off of too much sugar as we taste test the cookies we trash talked weeks ago.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thatsnotnews)

We recorded this three weeks ago and probably talk about the holidays too much...Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thatsnotnews)

Think of the most respectable people in your life. Got some? Well we aren't like them, but we'll show up to your family get togethers as your plus one for a couple cans of clam chowder. Your parents will love us, and yes we're a package deal, it's 2019, polyamory is in.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thatsnotnews)

And we're back! You may have been uncertain about our projects after that last one... (wait for laugh)... but we've bounced back bigger than any one podcast you've ever heard. We got money and winning on our minds this time, enter inside the minds of champions.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thatsnotnews)

Back in action this week, but our subject shifts us straight towards our doubts and concerns. Don't worry, we're still wacky, goofy and most certainly dumb, but thinks get a bit deeper on this one.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thatsnotnews)

Tis the season and the random word generator knows it too! We swear this was completely random! If you doubt us you can go to our youtube channel, "Jack and Trevor" and we have video of the whole thing!!!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thatsnotnews)

Every once in awhile we get a word that we don't really stick to... Today is one of those days. Our anger at the District of Columbia and Puerto Rico not being states leads to conversations about speaking Spanish, Thanksgiving food, and maybe we found our first sponsor with our Zollipop Amazon Reviews!... Zollipops if you're reading this, hit us up...Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thatsnotnews)

The boys are back at it again and we dive right into what drives us artistically. We got everything from high-brow art conversation to talk of bidets and shaving. Gotta mix the highbrow with the low brow. Oh, and is Greta Thunberg a time-traveler? We certainly hope so.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thatsnotnews)

If you thought we were wild before, wait until you hear our 10th, YOU HEARD ME, 10th episode featuring the one and only Mohawk Johnson. Mayhem ensues when you get the three of us together, so prepare for what is surely our most 'R' Rated episode yet.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thatsnotnews)

This week we lament the cooking of lifestyles passed whilst talking up brilliant recipes. If you're looking for the most mouth watering podcast episode since sliced bread come on in and listen!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thatsnotnews)

We breakdown everything from our Old Party Stories, Documentaries, Diets, and other Lifestyle Changes. Get to know even more things about us that no one needs to know as we continue to reveal what's not news!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thatsnotnews)

We get real in touch with our athletic prowess, or apparent lack thereof. Let us postulate on what makes an athlete and what is so important to someone's formative years. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thatsnotnews)

Once again we dive into more thoughts that aren't headlines... and for good reason. This time we're on a heavy movie train and hit Tropic Thunder, Mission: Impossible, and the Ocean's Franchise, and that's just a start!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thatsnotnews)

Unsurprisingly, we dive right back into Religion, but how could we not with a word like Sermon??? Do you blame us? I don't. Oh, there's also talk of Furries, Nihilism, and much more.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thatsnotnews)

Much like Troy Bolton and Chad Danforth in High School Musical 3... The Boys are back and we've got more random ridiculousness for you this week. The real question is what causes deja vu?Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thatsnotnews)

Still looking for more information and opinions that have no value? This time we talk about Pringles, Astrology, Our Food Palettes and oh so much more!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thatsnotnews)

We stick with our word for a bit longer this time before we devolve into Potatoes, Whiteclaw, and Finn Wolfhard... We truly have nothing special to saySupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/thatsnotnews)

THE PILOT FOR THAT'S NOT NEWS!!! We're here to talk about anything and everything that doesn't really matter. In this episode we start with Neighborhood and end up talking about Adderall, High School Theatre, even Paula Abdul. Get a look into our minds as we yap for an hour.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/thatsnotnews)