The #ASSJAMZ Podcast

Greetings and Salutations fellow AssHeads! The boiz will be taking a short summer break to catch up on things and prepare to enter the world again, which is wise considering how hot the block is // This week is all about the youth, pop punk's female fronted return, and the true importance of Soulja Boy. Plus new music from J. Cole, Olivia Rodrigo, YG & Mozzy, Audrey Nuna, and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Shouts to Mike Without A Mic Shouts to PlugYourHoles.com promo code ASSJAMZ Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

THE BOIZ ARE BACK, LIVE AND IN PERSON. Lots to talk about with J Cole becoming a pro basketball player in Africa, Elon Musk on SNL, upcoming TikTok competitors, and the dangers of clout. Plus new music from YTK, Weezer, J Cole, Isiah Rashad, and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jamme Shouts to the Peanut on Main Shouts to Mike Without A Mic Shouts to PlugYourHoles.com (promo code ASSJAMZ) Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

Hello again pimps and pimpettes, we're back and this is dropping on our birthday! We didn't realize and don't reminisce at all, that's saved for next week. This week the boiz talk about the good and the bad: The Circle, Oscar winners, the Demon Slayer movie, Yasuke, and why Paddington 2 really is better than Citizen Kane. Plus new music from Flying Lotus, DJ Khaled, Shelley FKA DRAM, and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Shouts to Mike Without A Mic Shouts to PlugYourHoles.com (promo code ASSJAMZ) Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

Shout out to E-40, the boiz wore their stunna shades all episode while talking about all sorts of current events. For some reason I can't remember anything...must've been a holiday. But there's some new music from Paul McCartney, Young Thug & Gunna, Greta Van Fleet, and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Shouts to Mike Without A Mic Shouts to PlugYourHoles.com (promo code ASSJAMZ) Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

We're back and better than ever! After one week hiatus we're ready to speak on all the big things: poisons, Space Jam 2, Isley Brothers and Earth, Wind, and Fire's VERZUZ battle, the double vaccine life, and the future...of EVERYTHING! Plus new music from Lil Nas X, Justin Bieber, Freddie Gibbs, Armand Hammer, and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Shouts to Mike Without A Mic Shouts to PlugYourHoles.com (promo code ASSJAMZ) Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

Greetings Earthlings, this is Glormdarp. I have officially taken control of Boatss via the Covid 19 Vaccine Injection. This has caused a rupture in the time continuum where the boiz discuss horny anime, resale drama, and contaminated cereal. Plus a little bit of music from Justin Bieber, Benny The Butcher, and why Calvin Harris should release Funk Wav Bounces Vol 2. Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Shouts to Mike Without A Mic Shouts to PlugYourHoles.com (promo code ASSJAMZ) Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

IT (WAS) MUSIC'S BIGGEST NIGHT!!! This week the boiz recount all the best parts of the GRAMMYs, with wins and performances by Bruno Mars, Megan Thee Stallion, Cardi B, Doja Cat, Kaytranada, and more! I am not lying when I say they basically talk about the whole damn show. It was a good one! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Shouts to Mike Without A Mic Shouts to PlugYourHoles.com (promo code ASSJAMZ) Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

Hello again friends. This week the boiz talk about the power of the positive thinking, moving rectangles, the return to innocence on the internet, and the similarities between the DigiWorld and the blockchain. Plus new music from Pop Smoke, Post Malone, Julien Baker, Sunami & Gulch, and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Shouts to Mike Without A Mic Shouts to PlugYourHoles.com (promo code ASSJAMZ) Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

Greetings once again friends, this week the boiz discuss stock magic, Drake's lasting musical impact, the divorce of Kim and Kanye, and how the hell movie stars make all that money. In lieu of new music, we discuss Daft Punk's impact on the entirety of music and pop culture as a whole. Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Shouts to Mike Without A Mic Shouts to PlugYourHoles.com (promo code ASSJAMZ) Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

Happy Palentine's Day from us here at the #ASSJAMZ Podcast. This week the boiz talk about the hellish cold, being alone with your thoughts, traveling between dimensions, past lives, and groybees. Plus new music from Lucky Daye, Taylor Swift, Dua Lipa, and the curated soundtrack from Judas and the Black Messiah. Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Shouts to Mike Without A Mic Shouts to PlugYourHoles.com (promo code ASSJAMZ) Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

The Chiefs lost and the boiz are sad about it! Was there anything good that came from Sports Biggest Night?? Maybe just The Weeknd. Plus new music from Pooh Sheisty, Foo Fighters, Black Coffee, and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Shouts to Mike Without A Mic Shouts to PlugYourHoles.com (promo code ASSJAMZ) Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

Not sure how many of you actually read this thing, but just in case: watch Boatss DJ on IG Live this Friday (Feb 5th) for SoupFest 2021! (@soupfest614) Alongside Boatss will be GVNR and Bartees Strange! We love soup and we love charity so we love SoupFest! Now to the episode: this week the boiz discuss the Gamestop Netflix movie, Black History Month, and bad wifi. Plus new music from Madlib, Arlo Parks, Lil Durk, and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Shouts to Mike Without A Mic Shouts to PlugYourHoles.com (promo code ASSJAMZ) Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

Greetings Earthlings, this week the boiz are back and talking only the finest in weekly happenings: the Chiefs made the Super Bowl (again!), GameStop is breaking the stonk market, DJs are remixing again, and everything else is still tits up! Plus new music from Dâm-Funk, jxdn, Fat Joe, jxdn, and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Shouts to Mike Without A Mic Shouts to PlugYourHoles.com (promo code ASSJAMZ) Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

This week the boiz freestyle! Everything is still bad but do we really think Armie Hammer is a cannibal? What about all the other stuff we talk about?? Guess you'll have to listen and see...plus new music from Flo Milli, ZAYN, Selena Gomez, Ashnikko, and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Shouts to Mike Without A Mic Shouts to PlugYourHoles.com (promo code ASSJAMZ) Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

The pod takes a week off and the whole country implodes huh? Well the boiz are back and talking about the current state of Things, live shows returning in the fall, new DJ gear, and coping mechanisms. Plus some new music from Jazmine Sullivan, MOD SUN, dvsn (covering Kings of Leon!!) and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Shouts to Mike Without A Mic Shouts to PlugYourHoles.com (promo code ASSJAMZ) Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

The year is over and the boiz are talking about possible $2000 stimulus money, the reality of professional gaming, and of course the best albums from the dogshit year of 2020. Thanks for listening all year long, you all made it a little more bearable

This week the boiz talk about the why people become "into" sports, why people write musicals, why Pornhub went full verified, why WAP is under attack, and why you should live in a Hype House. Plus new music from Kid Cudi, Taylor Swift, Jack Harlow, and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Shouts to Mike Without A Mic Shouts to PlugYourHoles.com (promo code ASSJAMZ) Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

Hello again friends. This week the boiz discuss their ultimate Christmas memories, alternate streams of revenue, digital upgrades, and the future of DJ nights. Plus two weeks of new music from Juicy J, Miley Cyrus, Amine, Rico Nasty, and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Shouts to Mike Without A Mic Shouts to PlugYourHoles.com (promo code ASSJAMZ) Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

It's a week for being digitally thankful! The boiz talk about Thanksgiving, app design changes, new DJ gear, and the Gucci Verzuz Jeezy experience. Plus new music from Megan Thee Stallion, Bleachers, SAINt JHN, and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Shouts to Mike Without A Mic Shouts to PlugYourHoles.com (promo code ASSJAMZ) Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

Our world's on fire, how bout yours? This week the boiz discuss the impending doom upon us all, the worst year before this one, whether we should identify decades from the zero or the five, the Kansas City Shutdown, and what time is best for showering while working from home. Plus new music from 2 Chainz, BENEE, Future & Lil Uzi Vert, and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Shouts to Mike Without A Mic Shouts to PlugYourHoles.com (promo code ASSJAMZ) Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

This week the boiz discuss the election results, Thanksgiving plans, Facebook Qanon comments, & owning the libs. Plus new music from 2 Chainz, NAV, Miley Cyrus, SEU Worship, and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Shouts to Mike Without A Mic Shouts to PlugYourHoles.com (promo code ASSJAMZ) Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

This episode is coming out on Election Day so you have something to pay attention to that isn't the news. Be kind to yourself and check on your homies. Drink some tea. We love you. New music this week from Ariana Grande, Sam Smith, Trippie Redd, Bring Me The Horizon, and more. Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Shouts to Mike Without A Mic Shouts to PlugYourHoles.com (promo code ASSJAMZ) Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

This week the boiz discuss Jon's recent engagement, the decline of Quibi, Kanye West on Joe Rogan, and nu metal. Plus new music from Ty Dolla $ign, Ariana Grande, Major Lazer, H.E.R. and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Shouts to Mike Without A Mic Shouts to PlugYourHoles.com (promo code ASSJAMZ) Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

This week the boiz discuss Boatss' recent nuptials, the Space Jam 2 synopsis, the new Warped Tour, and Zoom leaks. Plus new music from Benny The Butcher, Justin Bieber, Ty Dolla $ign, and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Shouts to Mike Without A Mic Shouts to PlugYourHoles.com (promo code ASSJAMZ) Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

This week the boiz discuss the coming season change, the importance of authenticity, the death of the multiplex, and reaping what you sow. Plus new music from 21 Savage, Bryson Tiller, LANY, YG, and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Shouts to Mike Without A Mic Shouts to PlugYourHoles.com (promo code ASSJAMZ) Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

Take two! This week the boiz talk with the OG homie Rob Schulte (Pink Jeans Production) about Rob's upcoming Pumpkin Spice Podcast and the rest of his audio menagerie, the COVID Spirit Bomb, spooky season, and more! Plus music from Machine Gun Kelly, Fleet Foxes, and Deftones. Support Rob and Pink Jeans on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/pinkjeans Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

It's a milestone event and the boiz bring Mike Without A Mic onto the podcast to reminisce on the past 100 episodes and just the past in general. Also, there's some Kanye news, some gaming news, some Quibi news, some Da Vinky news, and other cultural touchstones. Plus new music from Justin Bieber & Chance The Rapper, Alicia Keys, Smoke DZA, SAULT, and more! Thanks for 100 episodes

This week the boiz discuss celebrity endorsements, new gaming systems, and moving to Utah to make wine. Plus new music from Big Sean, James Blake, Ludacris, Trippie Redd and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

This week the boiz discuss important subjects like why do celebrities do the things that they do? Plus new music from Duckwrth, Bright Eyes, Disclosure, and more. Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

This week the boiz discuss Jesus Tok, specialized skills, DJ Screw erasure, and bugs. Plus new music from Drake, Burna Boy, Jacob Collier, and more!

This week the boiz discuss lake culture, liquid dnb, the Tik Tok selling saga, and WAP. Plus new music from Cardi and Meg, Amine, Glass Animals, and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

This week the boiz discuss the possibility of living in a cyber world. Tik Tok getting banned, Ellen being replaced, and school is in session. Plus new music from Charley Crockett, Brandy, Billie Eilish, and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

This week the boiz discuss horses, Verzuz, and The Chainsmokers. Plus new music from Taylor Swift, Kamaal Williams, Logic, Maroon 5, and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

This week the boiz discuss Logic's retirement, seven-figure gaming deals, Ice T, Kanye's busy weekend, and their favorite Tory Lanez conspiracy theories. Plus new music from The Chicks, Pink Sweat$, Liana Le Havas, Oliver Tree, and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

This week the boiz discuss celebrities saying too much, renaming NFL teams, sports during COVID, school dances, and a million other things. Plus new music from Juice WRLD, SahBabii, 100 gecs, and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

This week the boiz discuss Hamilton, the Smiths, writing credits, and regional bias. Plus new music from Pop Smoke, Westside Gunn, Kanye West, and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

The boiz are back and they have a lot to say about 5G: Gecs, Gap, Games, Groove, and Graphic Design. Plus new music from Bring Me The Horizon, Burna Boy, Buju Banton, Brian McKnight, and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

Shout out to all the dads out there, hope you had a good weekend. This week we talk about bringing down The Man, going Super Saiyan, practicing martial arts, and the J. Cole x Noname beef. Plus new music from John Legend, Protest The Hero, Owen, Teyana Taylor, and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

The world is still crazy and we talk about what you probably think we're gonna talk about, like the PS5 and the importance of forklift operators. Plus new music from KEY!, RMR, Chloe & Halle, and the newest playlist from Soulection. Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

We have returned. We took some time off and we gotta catch up on everything. Check out the merch store and donate to local BLM organizations. New music from Run The Jewels, Freddie Gibbs, Lady Gaga, and more! Black Lives Matter. Defund the Police. Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

The boiz are back and in these unprecedented times we have to remind you: please don't go sit in a piss pool without a mask just because it's a bank holiday weekend. Just keep it funky and don't show feet in racial chat rooms and maybe you'll peek through the mystery. Stay safe and be excellent to each other

This week the boiz discuss their odd food preferences, staying fit, 2012 tumblr fashion, graduation, and more! Plus new music from Future, Polo G, Charli XCX, and Nav. Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

This week the boiz chat quick about isolation cooking, the most recent IG live developments, influential albums from their youth, and technical difficulties. Plus new music from NAV, Kehlani, Hayley Williams, Migos, and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

It's our birthday week! 8 years ago we decided to have fun and now we do a podcast so thanks for sticking around with us through the years. After the boiz wax poetic about the past they talk about proper quarantine salesmanship, fashion houses, the perks of being famous, and why sports is fun even if you're not a sports person. Plus new music from Drake, Beyonce, Snoop Dogg x Bando MS, Kehlani, and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

82: Dank Riffage This week the boiz discuss music video nostalgia, real TV, Zoom TV, quarantine marketing, and SCIENCE. Plus new music from The Notorious B.I.G., Tom Misch & Yussef Dayes, James Blake, and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

This is the 420 episode you dirty lettuce lovers. This week the boiz discuss their rowdy past, tiny houses, Michael Jordan's “The Last Dance”, and Final Fantasy 7. Plus new music from DVSN, Fiona Apple, Westside Gunn, Playboi Carti and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

This week the boiz lost roughly 18 minutes due to some recording error but still did their best and appreciate all the goofs that stuck around. We've got continued quarantalk about IG Live, the Chicken Wing Surplus, and isolation fashion. Plus new music from Tory Lanez, The Strokes, RMR, and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

Greetings fahmly, the boiz did the podcast remotely this week so this is basically a whole new podcast! Whoops! We catch up about all the quarantine shit, talk Vanderpump Rules, digital festivals, and the legendary Peer Pressure Crew. Plus new music from Thundercat, Drake, Hayley Williams, and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

Here's a little bonus episode for y'all! We zoomed with the OG homie Rob Schulte (Pink Jeans Productions, Greatest Gen, Friendly Fire) on a Happy Hour edition of his new Vanderpump Rules podcast to talk about the new song from Vanderpump Rules stars James Kennedy and Lala Kent: "Playboy Bunny". It was a very fun and much needed distraction from all this quarantine stuff, so grab a sexy & unique beverage and enjoy! Give the man some love online @robkschulte, and don't forget to rate and subscribe to all his pods!

We're still in a pandemic and we're still casting these pods! This week the boys catch up and discuss the finer things, the normie things, IG Live battles, and the movement sweeping the nation: Tiger King. Plus new music from PARTYNEXTDOOR, Dua Lipa, knxwledge, and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz

As real life and Animal Crossing bleed together, we're left to try and form a cohesive podcast. We fail completely. Daily routines, DJs live-streaming, and new Animal Crossing. Plus music from The Weeknd, J Balvin, K.K. Slider, and more! Godspeed You! Ass Jammer Shouts to the Peanut on Main Intro/Outro by Yung Kartz