Grab some of that three week old coffee, or take a swig from the flask you snuck in, and join us in The Lobby.
While I cannot give you all of the details about where Jeff was this episode, I can say three things. Bootleg Gucci scarves, 10 million dollars worth of lobster, and Trinidad James. The other three had to keep the ship afloat so you know what that means, TRIVIA NIGHT! And after that the fellas finish it up with some lookin back at the old days when things were as easy as phone belt clips, stud belts, and chain wallets. Thank you again everybody for listening to this weird shit. Genuinely Follow us everywhere at: TheLobbyPod (always all one word) Shoutout this week to The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels
What kind of information do you seek? If it is sports information, Kevin can let you know what a double birdie is, or help you get to the bottom of what being in the hole means. As for cooking tips? Well Jeff can absolutely teach you how to prepare a delicious Sheppard's Pie. And to round it out, the boys drop some juicy gossip, on who may just have the most smokin hog in Hollywood. Follow us on Social Media you freaks -- TheLobbyPod across all platforms Also shoutout to Pete Wheeler and Kenny Kawaguchi
Lactose-intolerant? Wrong, we are here to put that myth to bed. Instead of being afraid of the white liquid of life, accept it and embrace the true powers of the utter butter. We also take everything back if you are indeed not cool with milk.
The new year brings new changes for all of us, whether that is losing nicknames, switching responsibilities, or learning about charts and graphs. And if you thought the graphs correlated with us talking about smart things, you were wrong. Thank you everyone for hanging around for another year with maybe the biggest dunces on the internet.
Let them eat cake, whether it's chocolate, red velvet, or butt.. We celebrate Kevin's birthday, and discuss whether Hans Zimmer may have something to do with the noises that come out of his butt. Also, the idea of our landlord potentially being part of an international crime syndicate. Also, see Spider-man if you have not already.
Did you know that Disney World uses your finger-print for park entry now? Yea, so, they take your fingerprint down, steal your identity, and commit political assassinations around the world as you.
Trump isn't big enough to open for the Island Boys. If anyone asks where you heard that, right here pal.
The title says it all, we have a special little tidbit here featuring Jeff & Matt. They challenge themselves to eat some hot hot hot beans.
Honestly, I do not think it is that crazy to request something to be non-vegetarian. You go into a hip joint, one where they have those black coffees paired with a kale salad, and order a Cuban sandwich? I am asking for that sucker to be non-vegetarian. No tofu for me.
Have you ever seen the Irishman? Whether you have or not, there is a scene where a de-aged Robert DeNiro beats a store clerk and he moves like a rickety old man with a young fresh mans face. I was more worried about Rob losing his balance than I was for the store clerk. Check it out -> https://youtu.be/XqGV0IuodWE?t=73
Now introducing Johnny Roastbeef, our very own in house chef! He WILL teach you cooking techniques. Also, did you know that a Tesla vehicle receives the first charge through a delicate kiss from Elon Musk? Neither did Tesla's HR department.
In this episode, the guillotine drops, ashes settle, and a phoenix arises.
From higher insurance for children named chad to getting mistaken for a chad, this episode is almost 2 hours. Buckle up for next week my friend.
If I do not see a buddy-cop movie starring Tobey McGuire and Ludacris, I am not sure how I will continue.
Hitting the back-nine, trading paint, you get what's going on here.
Boy, this was a long one. We have not had one of those in awhile, probably since like 2021. Anyway, where once there were 3, there are 4. In this episode, Jeff makes a 5 course dinner and really just let's Matt have it.
Have you ever seen Starsky & Hutch? Well how about you trying listening to them.
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If given the chance, do you go to space? If there were martians, chill martians, would that make it better or worse?
Animals are friends but a lot of them taste good too. Surprisingly enough, Jeff classifies himself as a farm man and is desensitized to chicken smoothies.
In this episode, you may learn what works and what doesn't work. Should Matt have rapped his intro? Should you put water on a grease fire? Should Jeff buy a Tesla?
The second half of this episode is kind of like those weird Japanese game shows. Like, Takeshi's Castle, look that one up and it basically nails it.
Just know, at around 1:45 into the episode, there is nothing wrong on your end. The rest is plants, demon summoning, and movies.
Please, just skip it Mom. This is like an around the world tour but you end up in all of the weird towns.
If you mainly did not want to listen to Jeff, like home renovation, and also like jokes that are just pretty long, this is the one for you.
Sometimes you get too deep into a story and you cannot back out, sometimes that story is completely made up, other times it is short and truthful. What happened this time? You decide.
After a long hiatus, the crew is back. What are they doing? The easiest answer for that is expansion.
You can't fact check us on this, but people used to shoot cannonballs at tornados
If we had to describe this episode in one word, that word would be "can't". It turns out, Cody knows more about scything than a man who legitimately just scythes fields for farmers. Also, you can buy Gucci Fish Flops on Amazon.
This one really takes a trip down slang and idiom lane, and you cannot take it for granite. If you count fumbling through idioms and bean eating as riveting conversation, then this is the one for you.
You ever wonder who was more aerodynamic; Tom Brady or Jesus' hands? Tune into the break room to find out. If you need help, Suicide Hotline: 800-273-8255
The Lobby is back with The Breakroom! We cover everything from priest nipples to poo'in yourself. If you need help, Suicide Hotline: 800-273-8255
In this week's episode, the boys call on some special guests to recant fables of a life once forgotten. We would also like to thank everyone for listening to our first year!
In this week's episode, the Lobby is down one member and all rules go out the window. There are no news stories but we do hear about good ol' fashion democracy, best practices for Tinder pictures, and some more...democracy.
In this week's episode, the boys get deep into Floridian territory (two times), they sit-in on a spooky support group, and they take trip back to the old west and learn a thing or two about bandits.
In this week's episode, the boys learn about a high-budget celebrity impersonator, they visit a horse race competition in Cincinnati, OH, and out of left field they are hit with brand new, story-telling, strategies.
In this week's episode, the boys receive a turtle army threat, they join a very well-known director on a new venture, and hear about the escapades of a man in crocs traveling through a pond of crocs.
In this week's episode, the boys learn how Hall & Oates played an integral part in Vampiric rituals, they get a sneak peek into some new products entering the market, and dive into the world of lion sexual preference.
In this week's episode, the boys learn about real-life mole people, they witness another riveting episode of a 1930's radio show, and learn about the practice of baby-birding (it is super gross).
In this week's episode, the boys get into the attractions of good ol' North Korea, they dive into the world of professional fish tossing, and run into a couple tough stories involving animals.
In this week's episode, the boys learn the ingredients to a knuckle sandwich, they begin to understand how many people can allegedly fit into a home, and figure out how to fit two people in a Walmart attic for 2 years.
In this week's episode, the boys dig down to the origins of the dictionary, learn about the best way to use fireworks, and the worst way to steal gas. Lastly, they discover how to use bodily functions in a display of dominance at the work place.
In this week's episode, the boys discover the world of ethereal beings, go back in time to the 1930's, and learn about the do's and dont's of motor vehicles.
In this week's episode, the boys learn an awful lot about the liquidity of goats, begin to understand the importance of criminal (in)digestion, and hear a small slice of a biker gang's soft-side.
In this week's episode, the boys learn about why a Florida man shouldn't have pizza, why a chimpanzee shouldn't be around a Walmart, and why an otherworldly recycling project is actually quite a headache.
In this week's episode, the boys hear the truth about a gang of mice, improve their tennis game, and figure out when and when not to deploy an atomic wedgie.
In this week's episode, the boys learn about modern-day Peruvian vampires, hear from their "friendly" neighborhood bird guy, and discuss how a dating app is disrupting the late-night cow game.
In this week's episode, the boys hear how Heinz (allegedly) entered the porn scene, listen in to a report from the Steve Irwin of the suburbs, and learn how meth-gators caused the extinction of dinosaurs.
In this week's episode, the boys get to the bottom of the orange market, sponsor a trial by combat civil dispute, and learn about the world of porn and venomous toads.
In this week's episode, the boys share their knowledge of animals, hear an emotional report from Louis Frentin, and learn that Keanu Reeves has been mistaken for a koala bear.