The Two Askew Podcast

WE'RE ALIVE!! Are you surprised? So are we and we're here to give you more unsolicited advice and unnecessary commentary!  Welcome to the Two Askew Podcast! A podcast BY black sheep FOR black sheep. Inspired by their favorite stand up comedians, Lexie and Ray decided to start a podcast to express their askew from normal views on life. This podcast will never be accused of being too serious. We hope you enjoy! Write in and be a part of the show @ twoaskewpodcast@gmail.com Two Askew Links: Itunes-https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-two-askew-podcast/id1299589967?mt=2 Google Play-https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iasbntalljjsbwzalvajujh5nra Podbean-https://twoaskew.podbean.com/ Stitcher-https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/two-askew-podcast

A masters in sub sandwiches.    Welcome to the Two Askew Podcast! A podcast BY black sheep FOR black sheep. Inspired by their favorite stand up comedians, Lexie and Ray decided to start a podcast to express their askew from normal views on life. This podcast will never be accused of being too serious. We hope you enjoy! Write in and be a part of the show @ twoaskewpodcast@gmail.com   Two Askew Links. Itunes-https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-two-askew-podcast/id1299589967?mt=2  Play-https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iasbntalljjsbwzalvajujh5nra  Podbean-https://twoaskew.podbean.com/ Stitcher-https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/two-askew-podcast

This episode is as spontaneous as you can get. 

Geek squad saves the day and the podcast returns. 

This week we put ourselves in the shoes of HBO executives hat have to replace the game of thrones cast after their strike goes to the bitter end.    Welcome to the Two Askew Podcast! A podcast BY black sheep FOR black sheep. Inspired by their favorite stand up comedians, Lexie and Ray decided to start a podcast to express their askew from normal views on life. This podcast will never be accused of being too serious. We hope you enjoy! Write in and be a part of the show @ twoaskewpodcast@gmail.com   Two Askew Links. Itunes-https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-two-askew-podcast/id1299589967?mt=2   Play-https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iasbntalljjsbwzalvajujh5nra   Podbean-https://twoaskew.podbean.com/ Stitcher-https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/two-askew-podcast

This went off the rails...

On this episode of Two Askew the Space force receives its first mission. Save. Humanity.  Welcome to the Two Askew Podcast! A podcast BY black sheep FOR black sheep. Inspired by their favorite stand up comedians, Lexie and Ray decided to start a podcast to express their askew from normal views on life. This podcast will never be accused of being too serious. We hope you enjoy! Write in and be a part of the show @ twoaskewpodcast@gmail.com   Two Askew Links. Itunes-https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-two-askew-podcast/id1299589967?mt=2 Play-https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iasbntalljjsbwzalvajujh5nra Podbean-https://twoaskew.podbean.com/ Stitcher-https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/two-askew-podcast  

we talk about how the NFL free agency has been crazier than ever and why Conor McGregor is going down a strange and dark path.    Welcome to the Two Askew Podcast! A podcast BY black sheep FOR black sheep. Inspired by their favorite stand up comedians, Lexie and Ray decided to start a podcast to express their askew from normal views on life. This podcast will never be accused of being too serious. We hope you enjoy! Write in and be a part of the show @ twoaskewpodcast@gmail.com   Two Askew Links. Itunes-https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-two-askew-podcast/id1299589967?mt=2 Play-https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iasbntalljjsbwzalvajujh5nra Podbean-https://twoaskew.podbean.com/ Stitcher-https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/two-askew-podcast

This episode gets into some deeeeeepppppp coonversation.  Welcome to the Two Askew Podcast! A podcast BY black sheep FOR black sheep. Inspired by their favorite stand up comedians, Lexie and Ray decided to start a podcast to express their askew from normal views on life. This podcast will never be accused of being too serious. We hope you enjoy! Write in and be a part of the show @ twoaskewpodcast@gmail.com Two Askew Links. Itunes-https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-two-askew-podcast/id1299589967?mt=2 Play-https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iasbntalljjsbwzalvajujh5nra Podbean-https://twoaskew.podbean.com/ Stitcher-https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/two-askew-podcast

Sometimes you have to be brutally honest with yourself.  Welcome to the Two Askew Podcast! A podcast BY black sheep FOR black sheep. Inspired by their favorite stand up comedians, Lexie and Ray decided to start a podcast to express their askew from normal views on life. This podcast will never be accused of being too serious. We hope you enjoy! Write in and be a part of the show @ twoaskewpodcast@gmail.com Two Askew Links. Itunes-https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-two-askew-podcast/id1299589967?mt=2 Play-https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iasbntalljjsbwzalvajujh5nra Podbean-https://twoaskew.podbean.com/ Stitcher-https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/two-askew-podcast

Welcome to the Two Askew Podcast! A podcast BY black sheep FOR black sheep. Inspired by their favorite stand up comedians, Lexie and Ray decided to start a podcast to express their askew from normal views on life. This podcast will never be accused of being too serious. We hope you enjoy! Write in and be a part of the show @ twoaskewpodcast@gmail.com Two Askew Links.   Itunes-https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-two-askew-podcast/id1299589967?mt=2 Play-https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iasbntalljjsbwzalvajujh5nra Podbean-https://twoaskew.podbean.com/ Stitcher-https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/two-askew-podcast

Referees were the center of controversy for both the NFL playoffs and the first UFC on ESPN.  Welcome to the Two Askew Podcast! A podcast BY black sheep FOR black sheep. Inspired by their favorite stand up comedians, Lexie and Ray decided to start a podcast to express their askew from normal views on life. This podcast will never be accused of being too serious. We hope you enjoy! Write in and be a part of the show @ twoaskewpodcast@gmail.com Two Askew Links.   Itunes-https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-two-askew-podcast/id1299589967?mt=2 Play-https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iasbntalljjsbwzalvajujh5nra Podbean-https://twoaskew.podbean.com/ Stitcher-https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/two-askew-podcast

Welcome to the Two Askew Podcast! A podcast BY black sheep FOR black sheep. Inspired by their favorite stand up comedians, Lexie and Ray decided to start a podcast to express their askew from normal views on life. This podcast will never be accused of being too serious. We hope you enjoy! Write in and be a part of the show @ twoaskewpodcast@gmail.com Two Askew Links.   Itunes-https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-two-askew-podcast/id1299589967?mt=2 Play-https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iasbntalljjsbwzalvajujh5nra Podbean-https://twoaskew.podbean.com/ Stitcher-https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/two-askew-podcast

Welcome to the Two Askew Podcast! A podcast BY black sheep FOR black sheep. Inspired by their favorite stand up comedians, Lexie and Ray decided to start a podcast to express their askew from normal views on life. This podcast will never be accused of being too serious. We hope you enjoy! Write in and be a part of the show @ twoaskewpodcast@gmail.com Two Askew Links. Itunes-https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-two-askew-podcast/id1299589967?mt=2   Play-https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iasbntalljjsbwzalvajujh5nra   Podbean-https://twoaskew.podbean.com/ Stitcher-https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/two-askew-podcast

Ray recaps Wildcard weekend and tells you how a Reno Nevada resident fell in love with a mediocre team across the country. 

In this episode Lexie and Ray couldn't avoid getting political forever. Kevin Hart controversy is a bigger issue than this one event. 

Ray rings in the new year with an accidental sabotage and why this year is the year of the bear!  

Three interesting news stories followed by a Game from strange online petitions. 

This episode Lexie and Ray discuss the Smith family and other news articles. 

The maiden MMA episode where we talk about how Floyd trolled the whole MMA world and ufc dumping the flyweight division. 

Pizza Mayne and Ray go over nfl week 10 news and game picks!!!! 

The maiden Voyage for a new podcast. The Two Askew Sports View will cover all sports but mainly focus on NFL and MMA. We kick off the new show with a friend of mine known as Pizza Mayne! Tell your friends!   #podcast #sports #NFL #UFC #MMA 

Lexie plays a game of guessing whether these ridiculous movie plots really hit the big screen or whether Ray made them up in 2 minutes. We also review 1979's Halloween.

Lexie tries to convince Ray of the supernatural freaks of this planet. 

We take to the Advice reddit subpages to find people in need of advice from total strangers and expect nothing to go wrong. It does. 

Two Askew plays a team elimination games with celebrities and a random power. You'll be surprised who gets eliminated. A ufc 229 recap at the end. "My balls was hot"

Conor McGregor figths a bear trainer, A bug heist worth $50,000.00 and a terrible disney quiz.

We read our zodiac signs and learn how the stars locations predetermine our whole lives!

Your conspiracy sucks, The keto diet will make me kill for a shitty biscuit nad the dangers of fourth of July. 

This week LExie challenges Ray to name disney songs from the songs alone and we talk about what we were excited about from this years e3. 

We debut our new segment Your Conspirac Sucks on two askew. We discuss the craze over the royal wedding. Our thoughts on Infinity War, Deadpool 2 and Mad Men.

 A new segemnt for the two askew podcast is born. Ray summarizes the plot of the movie Frozen.

An emergency podcast quickly flys off the rails. 

A phone call with my mom about a hilarious video she sent us. A couple would you rather questions and we stand with Alabama in the poop war against New York. 

     The Two Askew Podcast read three suggestions from our new Vero friends. WE talk about our respect but confusion for pro wrestling. Digimon is obviously superior except for the fact that Pokemon Snap exists. We read our DNA results and prove Lexie is not Asian. Thanks for listening! Please Subscribe and comment! See you next week for gameplay!

In this episode Lexies dream of going to mars comes true. However her crew is assembled in a very shady way and its a decision that affects three years of her life. 

Two askew podcast look torwards the future and how robots are always the answer. Curling is banned from the new Winter Olympics and replaced by much more entertaining options. 

Lexie murders the Mario brothers and we find out people are extremely bad at relationship signals. 

Two eagles fans record their final podcast before the superbowl is played. Their fanhood and anxiety will hospitilize the both of 'em. Promise you guys have fun at our funeral and get the Foo Fighters to play at it. Thanks for listening, see you next week on our youtube channel for the gaming episode!

 Ray records an "emergency" solo podcast to go over the changes to the podcast and bring you the news about cops greasing poles specifically for eagles fans.  

      The flu tried to kill both of us but we survived and are back. Ray takes a personality quiz and asks to be fat shamed. bring it on. 

In this Episode we play a quick game and then talk about how if Elon Musk is correct about Artificial Intelligence, we will all need WIll Smith to save us. Also we discuss how much better the world would be if Petco adopted out Raccoons instead of cats. 

   In the spirit of the Comic book movies taking over hollywood, we make our own team called the dork league. They are as useless as you suspect. But I bet you would swipe right on most of them wouldnt you? You sick pervert. Luv ya. :D

     This week we got together ten random news stories or facts to get you out of those awkward Thanksgiving questions. No guarantee that the conversation that follows will be any better. Thanks for listening as always! 

    This week we discuss how Lexie somehow avoided watching the most popular and most beloved movies of our childhood. And Florida pulls through with another interesting news story. Thanks for listening guys!

 In this episode Gay Batman discovers that he is a Ravenlaw and that Hannibal Lecter was definitely a Slytherin. 

We launch our weekly podcast with a quick game of Nuclear Winter. Find out who gets to survive the apocalypse in our bunker.  Follow us on twitter. @twoaskewpodcast