Three Old Squids

Season 5 Episode 3Support the show

4 Navy veterans talking about nothing and everything for about an hour.Support the show

There, I said it.  Pimento Cheese and Lutefisk.  Support the show

Have a laugh at our expense because life has become a shitshow.Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Why did we join?  Why?  Jeff, Mike, and Mike take a look at why they opted for Military service.  Glen is AWOL.Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Mike has news, Glen is MIA and a new squid comes to play.Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

MIke, Mike, and Jeff shoot the breeze while Glen recovers from falling down and going boom.Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

The squids are back, un-PC, un-caring, and bitching at each other.  They argue about Delta 8, Vaccines, masks, and the state of the world today.Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Wow....Tom Brady...now that the cheering stopped will he look into a mirror and know without the officials he would be simply an also ran this morning? Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Jeff and Glen discuss the change in viewing people as you grow and discover they are flawed.Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Watched the NightStalker Docuseries on Netflix...Here's what I thought about it and about the NY Post Article slamming it.Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

My Amazon order did not show up with the mail....Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Vote...Go to a polling place and vote.Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Optimistic Old guy laments about some small town somewhere.Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Who we are, what we are, why we are.Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Ramblings..just ramblingsSupport the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Talkin' 'bout this, Talkin' 'bout that.Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

With Pork Barrel Politics, Politicians getting richer and richer from kick backs, the corruption of the US Government has reached an all time low. Is it time for a real change?Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Ever wonder why we are the way we are? Head injuries as young boys.Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Talking about this, talking about that...oh, and we recorded this episode in video. find it here...https://youtu.be/UG-hbILuYjoSupport the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Laughter and talk about dogs. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

We broke 100 episodes!Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Race, "Communities", BLM, and Dave Chappelle's 8:46. It's not the funniest episode we've done, but it is probably the most honest. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Covid, Riots, Puppies and Jeff's daughter's dark sense of humor. This one has at least most if not it all.Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Sex with deaf people, optimism snacks, and Mike's thoughts on Biden's potential running mates.Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Sometimes we obsess on things Those obsessions give others an insight into who we really are at our core. Enjoy this episode as Glen obsesses over Hamburger Helper and Mike reminds us repeatedly of his love for furry buttplugs. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

The fellas talk about the 'rona and masks and the upcoming election and the shopping in the era of the 'rona.Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Jeff starts talking and talking and talking and then he keeps talking. We're not sure what strain he smoked, but we hope he shares.Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Kathy, Jeff's much better half, joins us for an hour of discussing the on-going end of the world and other nonsense.Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

We're all gonna die...but not today. So we decided to drink, get high, and talk about nothing and everything because fuck it, who really wants to live into the Depends years anyway?Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Glen and Jeff try to help Mike get over his lingering illness by suggesting a woman would make him take care of himself. Completely out of character, Mike disagrees and yells. And something about the democrats too.Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

The guys from Three Old Squids are back as Capt. Crotchety and the Calamari Bros., talkin' 'bout politics, recipes and prostate exams.Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Just another episode.Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

This time everything seems oddly calm, relaxed, mellow as the guys optimistically tell stories of growing up and making IEDs for recreation in the 70s. Sit back, break out your copy of the anarchists cookbook and enjoy the show.Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Sickness, audio quality issues and bad moods kept the squids from posting for more than a month. Here is the latest episode, for what it is worth. Sit back, count your buddies and remember to reach out to Mike if you know him. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Well, the guys fucked up. They let Mike drink before and during the episode and the alcohol took over. Brian Campbell stops by for a chat, but even Brian's engaging stories couldn't stop the onslaught of Mikeisms. We were thinking of splitting this episode into two parts, but why prolong the torture? Sit back, accept our sincerest apologies and enjoy the show.Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

This time we learn the proper attire for pooping, we find out which of the guys wears what went its time to evac. Mike tells us (again) about why he got rid of Netflix, etc (hint, he got tired of their tricks). We learn the dangers of going to cookouts with Jeff and his fam. Sit back, carefully fold your pants and enjoy the show.Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

An episode that will make you happy we are not doing video....yet. Mike in his boxers, with a description no less. Enjoy.Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

This time the squids take a look in the mirror with other eyes. They try to see themselves as other see them, with varying results. It seems the mirror has many for that 2 faces. Sit back, pack one and listen to delusions and truths of growing older.Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Shooting the breeze, tales of trips to Vegas now and in years gone by.Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

This time we get more adventures of working on cars and how now does not compare with the 70s. We learn of the fellas’ unused skills like writing backwards and upside down. Ed Gasaway’s head was suitable for a tic-tac-toe board and the guys give us tips on drinking on the cheap in Japan. Suffice to say, the shit was shot, laughs were had and Mike even provided a few moments of silence. Grab your Asai Super Dry, a fresh pack of Seven Stars, and as many mustard covered corn dogs as you can afford with your left over pocket yen and enjoy the show.Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

This time we learn the potential cause for Mike. In a surprising twist, Jeff shares a disturbing idea for a serial killer. The guys cop to pulling away from politics in order to become less boring and divisive. Mike gives instruction on how to download memes from the internet...for 10 minutes, or maybe it just seemed like 10 minutes. Personifying the dangers of prenatal LSD use, Mike takes several odd turns. Speaking of turns, Jeff and Glen talk about driving in today’s world. Anyway, let that tab dissolve, sit back and see if you can follow Mike’s trains of thought. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

This time, the fellas shoot the breeze, no rhyme, no reason, no coherent flow or transitions...I dunno but I think ~whisper~ marijuana ~/whisper~ might have been a factor. Anyway, sit back, get ready to laugh, and enjoy the show.Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

The 4/20 Episode...sit back, spark one and enjoy the showSupport the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Brian Campbell the second part. More memories, more laughter, and for what it’s worth, more Mike. Sit back and enjoy the show one of the absolute best episodes we’ve ever done. Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Brian Campbell...the stories, the memories, what a fucking blast. Sit back, crack and San Miguel and try not to think about part two.Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Taco bell and street names, Mike shows himself as a savant when it comes to bar, restaurants, and street names. They discuss a trip, shortcuts and this whole mess of a week. And Mike wanted to record last week. Sit back, watch out for Donkeys and enjoy the show!Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

This time the guys just shoot the breeze, they skipped the script and went rogue. They did, however, address the troll that had been stalking their facebook page, (Glen thanks you, by the way), and even showed kindness by explaining what innocuous means for him. So, thanks, Michael Peet for making Glen smile and providing fodder for the show...we do it all for you, so sit back, revel in your manliness for not taking shit on the internet for 25 consecutive years (consecutive means in a row, Mr. Peet) and enjoy the show!Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

Peta...oh peta, the love of animals is not supposed to be literal. This time we take another look south and fine Florida does not disappoint, amputees shooting things up from scooters, cinder blocks through car windows and machete-wielding fast food workers. The guys talk about the impact of social media and bad dining experiences, and take a short walk down memory lane. Sit back, don’t go throwing egg mcmuffins, and enjoy the show.Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

This time Mike is away and the other 2 squids play….just playin’, in an attempt to appease Squid fan Mike Hufford, the guys tried to knock out a quick episode at the drop of a hat, Glen’s technical issues limited the time and Mike couldn’t make it. Glen and Jeff talk talk about morning tv, Jussie and some weird lady breastfeeding her four-year-old. Sit back, think about the girl in the Bugaloos and enjoy the show.Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)

This time the squids sit down with another shipmate, Mike Luebker from the Kirk. The guys follow his path from the bay area to japan and beyond. This is one you won’t wanna miss. Sit back, crack a Tiger, and enjoy the show.Support the show (http://facebook.com/threeoldsquids)