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Three friends trek to find and rank every holodeck episode... ever. Subscribe and listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcasts, and other alpha quadrant podcast services. Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen

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    S6E29 - "Lasting Impressions" (ORV S2 E11)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2024 62:16


    This week the Holobois are watching the Orville. A time capsule is opened. Paramount changes its logo...it's bad. Jan is in the great Canadian north it's just a 3some. OH and semi-randomly it's the season finally of season 6! All this and more this week on... TO THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCUTI

    "Critical Care" (VOY S7 E5)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2024 68:13


    This week the all 4 Holobois are back together! We take a swing back into Voyager Month with this episode that is trying to take down socialist medicine but inadvertently shit on the current capitalist hellscape of the American Healthcare System. At least that's our take but listen for your self on this weeks Treeeeeeeek/ Don't forget to sign up for LazyPagan using your promo code PERT to get one free month. Get all your witchy supplies delivered straight to your door with LazyPagan! / TO THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCUTI

    S6E28 - "Body Parts" (DS9 S4 E24)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2024 59:18


    This week the Holobois tackle Body Parts. In this aptly named episode, Quark thinks he's dying! Kira and Keiko swap pregnancy. Pert tries to sell pieces of Lo'Pek on the market. All this and more this week on... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCUTI

    S6E27 - "His Way" (DS9 S6 E20)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2024 60:05


    It's Holobois minus the brothers this week! Marc and Jan tackle a banger of a DS9 Episode. We meet the hologram legend himself, Vic Fontaine, for the first time and guess what? HE'S SELF AWARE! All that and more this week on... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCUTI

    "Frame of Mind" (TNG S6 E21)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2024 65:19


    It's another fan request as the holobois go down another Riker hallucination tunnel! This time, it's not weird alien kids with holoprojectors, but rather a plot to gaslight him into thinking theatre is real life. A fantastic Hitchcockian romp, it's a shame nothing takes place on... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCUT

    S6E25 - "Day of Honor" (VOY S4 E3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2024 54:20


    This week the Holobois get back to our regular format after the thrilling Par'March Madness Finale. This episode is actually a flash back to right before the Tournament. The Holobois are FORCED to watch another Voyager episode and it goes... well. OH! and Marc's internet speed is INSANE! All this and more this week on... The Holodeck!!! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCUT

    S6E24 - Par'March Madness Finale!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2024 75:32


    In the episode the 2 Semi-Finalists (Ship in a Bottle & Shadowplay) go head to head for a shot at being crowned Champion of Trek to the Holodeck's 2024 Par'March Madness Tournament. It is a close match up, but only one episode can prevail. OH YEAH and we talked about AI. Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU

    S6E23 - 2024 Par'March Madness! Round 3,4,5: 16,8,4 Teams

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2024 61:35


    The tournament continues! This week we continue to narrow down the field all the way to the final match up. The Holo Bois are in person! There are some obvious wins and some SURPISING UPSETS and some talk about The Big Labowski on... THE HOLODECK?! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU

    S6E24 - 2024 Par'March Madness! Round 2: 32 Teams

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2024 43:06


    The tournament continues! This week we continue to narrow down the field. Jan votes from afar and the fans break ties. There are some obvious wins and some SURPISING UPSETS on... THE HOLODECK?! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU

    S6E23 - 2024 Par'March Madness Begins! Round 1: 64 Teams

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2024 58:01


    Yep, we're doing it again! While we didnt record a TON of episodes since the last tournament, we've thrown in an extra 32 just for fun, including some non-Trek episode UPSTARTS to see if they may pull off the ultimate upset and win it all. But, they'll be up against some TOUGH competition, including last year's winner: Take Me Out to the Holosuite from Deep Space 9. Will that episode repeat or will there be a new champion of... THE HOLODECK?! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU

    S6E20 - "Bethstick Twinstinct" (R&M S3 E6)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2024 67:49


    The holobois keep branching out to non-Trek shows, and if you're fans of terrible Rick & Morty impressions, you're in luck! Some lady named Beth has a clone called Space Beth, who looks like if Beth were a Portland barista, and they totally fall in love. When interrogating whether or not that's a good idea, they decide to do a "whole San Junipero" in... The Holodeck!!! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU

    S6E19 - "No Win Scenario" (PIC S3 E4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2024 87:46


    In their SECOND episode of Picard, the holobois discuss the merits of serialized vs episodic content - particularly in the context of the holodeck. Picard and crew are stuck in a nebula thingy and it looks pretty bad. Instead of coming up with a solution, most of them (except for Seven and Dr. Crusher of course) end up hanging out on... The Holodeck!!! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU

    S6E18 - "Phantasms" (TNG S7 E6)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2024 69:00


    In one of Star Trek TNG's all-time spookiest episodes, Data's dream program starts giving him nightmares. In a rare twist, Data is going haywire in order to SAVE the Enterprise - but not without few stabby stabs along the way. Ensuing are silly straws, cellular peptide cakes, and a fantastic therapy sission with Sigmund Freud in... The Holodeck!!! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU

    S6E17 - "Envoys" (LDS S1 E2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2024 59:25


    This week the Holobois minus Jan watch some good old fashioned LDS. People were swapping jobs and Marc shared what Ortolan is. Mariner and Boimler go on an away mission and Rutherford is trying to impress Tendi. All this and more this week on... The Holodeck!!! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU

    S6E16 - "Primal Urges" (The Orville S2 E2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2024 62:40


    This week the holobois venture outside Star Trek to discuss adventures in “the simulator” on the USS Orville! Can downloading porn onto the ship's computer accidentally introduce a deadly virus into its systems like it could in 2006 with Limewire on Windows XP? We'll explore that, uniform color, and Pert's strange absence from a seemingly parallel universe on THE SIMULATOR!!!! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU

    S6E15 - "Rivals" (DS9 S2 E11)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2024 68:54


    In this Christmas episode that is being released waaaay to late, the holobois rate an episode with no Holosuite content. IT DOESNT MATTER, this episode is FIRE! It has future racquetball... future racquetball. Come play with us on …THE HOLODECK!!! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU

    S6E14 - "Hope and Fear" (VOY S6 E26)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2023 73:11


    In this wet blanket of a season finale for Voyager: Janeway and Seven are playing full contact future skeet shooting aka Velocity, Voyager gets tricked into almost flying to the Borg, and Janeway gets to end games whenever she feels like it. The holobois discuss different shows "Next time on" …THE HOLODECK!!! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU

    S6E12 - "Room for Growth" (LDS S3 E4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2023 78:11


    In this episode from right before the SAG Strike Solidarity Hiatus, Bold Boimler, Mariner, and Tendi are fighting for a room of their own, while Freeman and Rutherford search for relaxation on the USS Dove. Meanwhile, the Holobois are moving out of their quarters and consolidating their possessions, to see if they can make room for their new living space on…THE HOLODECK!!! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU

    "All in a Sea of Wonder" (LDS Comic Issue 003)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2023 52:03


    And Finally for the Finale of the the LDS Comic! During a long strike, the holobois are absolutely exhausted! Tom, Pert, and Michaal learn what it means to trade bodily fluids in this week's episode of…TREK TO THE HOLODECK!!!! WGA and SAG-AFTRA Strike Support: https://www.wgacontract2023.org https://www.sagaftrastrike.org https://entertainmentcommunity.org/am-i-eligible-help Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU5

    S6E11 - "Treachery, Faith and the Great River" (DS9 S7E06)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2023 73:00


    To quote Eric Bana's Nero... the wait is over. All four holobois are back for this Very Special Episode after months of hiatus due to the Writers' and Actors' strikes. After all, they're more than heroes: they're union men. This classic season 7 banger features Federation Ferengi and Dominion Defection hijinks, but because the holobois are a bit rusty there isn't any content on... THE HOLODECK! WGA and SAG-AFTRA Strike Support: https://www.wgacontract2023.org https://www.sagaftrastrike.org https://entertainmentcommunity.org/am-i-eligible-help Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU5

    "All in a Sea of Wonder" (LDS Comic Issue 002)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2023 62:35


    We're continuing the comics journey! Jan, Dylan, and Marc continue READING this week, to see what Mariner, Boimler, and the rest of the Cerritos Crew are up to in issue 2 of Ryan North and Chris Fenoglio's Lower Decks Comics Series. This super middle-instalment-y episode explores the limits of what a replicator can do (blood?? and tropical cocktails) as Mariner et al befriend Dracula on… THE HOLODECK!!!! WGA and SAG-AFTRA Strike Support: https://www.wgacontract2023.org https://www.sagaftrastrike.org https://entertainmentcommunity.org/am-i-eligible-help Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU5

    Looking For Pon Farr in all the Wrong Places: When Lo'Pek Met Sally Pt. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2023 56:27


    And now for the conclusion... Will Lo'Pek go on a date with Sally Sallyfield? Will Makal and Tom fix the holodeck glitch in time? Will the Pert Method work? How many Petey's are there?! Tune in this week for the conclusion of the Holobois TTRPG adventure on... THE HOLODECK! WGA and SAG-AFTRA Strike Support: https://www.wgacontract2023.org https://www.sagaftrastrike.org https://entertainmentcommunity.org/am-i-eligible-help Special Guests: Evan Brandonisio, Meghan Malone, and Samuel Bellamy Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU5

    Looking For Pon Farr in all the Wrong Places: When Lopek Met Sally

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2023 66:58


    On this week's episode, the Holobois continue to undercut the evil Paramount Studio and show solidarity with SAG-AFTRA & WGA Unions by playing a Star Trek TTRPG! Join Pert, Tom, Lopek, and Micaal as they attempt to pull off the perfect first date between Lopek and a human on…THE HOLODECK!!! WGA and SAG-AFTRA Strike Support: https://www.wgacontract2023.org https://www.sagaftrastrike.org https://entertainmentcommunity.org/am-i-eligible-help Special Guests: Evan Brandonisio, Meghan Malone, and Samuel Bellamy Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU5

    "All in a Sea of Wonder" (LDS Comic Issue 001)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2023 65:22


    Hollywood is still on strike and so are the Holobois…but wait! Star Trek is so much more than just a TV show! So Jan, Darius, and Marc do some READING this week, to see what Mariner, Boimler, and the rest of the Cerritos Crew are up to in issue 1 of Ryan North and Chris Fenoglio's Lower Decks Comics Series. The holodeck may not have as many failsafes as we hoped, IMAX isn't worth it if your in the front row, and Lopek, Tom, and Micaal experiment with life in 2D on…THE HOLODECK!!!! WGA and SAG-AFTRA Strike Support: https://www.wgacontract2023.org https://www.sagaftrastrike.org https://entertainmentcommunity.org/am-i-eligible-help Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU5

    Tree Law

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2023 31:57


    In a show of solidarity with WGA and SAG-AFTRA Trek to the Holodeck will refrain from doing our normal format of the podcast. In the meantime we have some strike related news and some classic Holobois LA local talk this week on ...THE HOLODECK! WGA and SAG-AFTRA Strike Support: https://www.wgacontract2023.org https://www.sagaftrastrike.org https://entertainmentcommunity.org/am-i-eligible-help Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU5

    S6E6 - "Identity Crisis" (TNG S4 E18)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2023 79:52


    This week Marc goes back in time to go on a cruise to ALAKSA. Meanwhile the OG3 are left to their own devices. Let's just say things get offfff track. Bits are a little to plentiful, Pert makes the same glowy body suits, and Geordi is acting like he is in college again this week on ...THE HOLODECK! WGA and SAG-AFTRA Strike Support: https://www.wgacontract2023.org https://www.sagaftrastrike.org https://entertainmentcommunity.org/am-i-eligible-help Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU5

    S6E5 - "Asylum" + "Let Sleeping Borg Lie" (PRO S1 E11 + S1 E12)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2023 86:48


    In continuations from last episode, the Holobois jump back into action. WE GOTTA WATCH ALL THE HOLODECK EPS OF PRODIGY BEFORE THEIR GONE! (Spoiler Alert: they are already gone) In this weeks episode the Holobois finish off watching the last 2 Holodeck episodes of the beloved Trek series, Prodigy. This week on... THE HOLODECK! Enjoy and please sign the petition to get it back! https://www.change.org/p/save-star-trek-prodigy Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU5

    S6E4 - "Time Amok" + "A Moral Star" (PRO S1E8 S1E10)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2023 72:06


    The News came quick and the deletion came quicker! In the light of the news that Paramount+ was canceling Prodigy and also removing it from their streaming service, the Holobois jump into action. WE GOTTA WATCH ALL THE HOLODECK EPS BEFORE THEIR GONE! Enjoy and please sign the petition to get it back! https://www.change.org/p/save-star-trek-prodigy Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU5

    S6E3 - "Learning Curve" (VOY S1 E16)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2023


    Tuvok is tasked with running 4 of the maquis that just joined with voyager through the equivalent of Star Fleet Bootcamp. Did he go too far? Could he have been more understanding of their situation? Is NEELIX of all people a voice of reason this week on our trek to... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU5

    S6E2 - "Living Witness" (VOY S4 E23)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2023 65:14


    It's the 2nd episode of the season. The Holobois DEFINITELY didn't record this episode before the first episode. This week we get to see Savage Voyager, an alien museum where they are rewriting history and the Doctor has to defend the facts. Also Marc is not a fan of the Fast and Furious Franchise and has to listen to the other 3 Holobois try and sell him on it. All this and more this week on... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU5

    S6E1 - "Tuvix" (VOY S2 E24)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2023 71:53


    In their season 6 premiere, the holobois tackle the infamous Tuvix episode! Did Janway murder tuvix? What would you have done? Is Tuvix a pool shark? AND, something crazy happens in the archive! All this and more this week on our trek to ...THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU5

    The HoloBois do a Clip Show!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2023 51:50


    While the holobois a break between season. (and their writers are on strike) they decided to cut together some of their favorite archive segments. Sit back and relax and enjoy some crazy fun on ...THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU5

    S5E25 - "The Magnificent Ferengi" (DS9 S6E10)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2023 75:48


    In their season 5 finale, the holobois minus Dylan watch one of the greatest episodes of Ferengi lore ever conceived. What starts as a ragtag group of scrappy Ferengi planning to thieve moogie Ishka back from the Dominion turns into a hostage negotiation with Iggy Pop's Vorta. There's an excellent training scene featuring this group of misfits failing to fight off the Jem'Hadar in... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU5

    S5E24 - "The Raven" (VOY S4 E6)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2023 62:14


    THE BORG ARE BACK AGAIN! Only this time is earlier in the timeline than last episode. SOOOO the Borg are back... FROM THE FUTURE! That being said there is no time travel in this episode. It's all about early Seven learning to be human. Neelix teaches her to eat! There are weird wet blanket aliens. Jan went to a wedding! This week on... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU5

    S5E23 - "Dark Frontier 1&2" (VOY S5 E15)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2023 77:47


    The 4 holobois reunite this week to take on a two-parter always meant to be one! The Borg are back and boy oh boy does Janeway have a plan. Voyager needs a Transwarp coil and they plan on stealing it! That's right, this is a heist job with a twist: Seven of Nine is caught between her new collective on Voyager and her old mom's collective among the Borg. Oh and Pert is making a Borg Roomba. All this and more this week on... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU5

    S5E22 - "Bloodlines" (TNG S7 E22)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2023 86:11


    Marc and Jan delete Darius and Dylan to make way for the pod's favorite Irishman, Mr. Seán Ferrick! The Enterprise-D rolls up on a mysterious probe and, as usual, it spells trouble for Picard: he's got a son?? And Season 1 sub-boss Daimon Bok wants to hold him ransom? Marc, Seán and Jan point out how many story beats in this episode echo Season 3 of Picard. You're going to LOVE Seán's Kzinti Ensign Grizo. Oh, right, Picard has a heartfelt chat with his Maybe Son Jason Vigo on... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by b o d y l i n e available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU5A

    S5E21 - Par'March Madness FINALS!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2023 72:10


    It's the Championship of our Par'March Madness Tournament! The holobois have rewatched the the final two episodes and are now going to recap and re-rate them with input from the listeners! Jan is gone this week after his entire bracket was demolished in the Final Four, but his scores live on from the past. As always, you never know what's gonna happen! Find out who wins the whole tournament on TRRRRRREK TO THE HOLODECK!!!! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfC

    S5E20 - Par'March Madness Continues! Elite 8 and Final 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2023 79:26


    It's getting hotter and hotter for Par'March Madness! The holobois get into some conflict as the decisions get more and more personal. Is Jan sabotaging all the Deep Space episodes out of spite? Does Dylan's love of "Take Me Out to the Holosuite" overcome all barriers? Will the reign of "Nothing Human" ever end? Find out as we TREK to the HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp

    S5E19 - Sweet Sixteen of Par'March Madness

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2023 70:15


    Par'March Madness continues this week! We are into the Sweet Sixteen round. The holobois had some tough decisions. A few had to be decided by your votes! Who is moving on to the Elite Eight?! Does it sound like they are recording in person again!? Are there too many awkward pauses? All this and more on this weeks TREEEEEEEEK...TO THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU5

    S5E18 - Seán Ferrick guests for Par'March Madness! Round of 32 Episodes

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2023 111:28


    It's the event years in the making: a showdown between the top 32-ranked episodes the holobois have rated so far! We knew our first round would be a tough task, so TrekCulture's very own Seán Ferrick was gracious enough to join and break all our ties as we rated episodes head-to-head! This is a big one, but worth it as we depend on our listeners to vote on their choice for the round of 16! It's a giant battle of... THE HOLODECKS! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU5A

    S5E17 - "Relativity" (VOY S5 E24)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2023 72:43


    Dylan went missing this episode! Seven is in a bunch of time travel! Did YOU catch the holodeck scene?! Carl Sagan's son is a writer! Does Janeway fuck with the timeline too much? All this and more this week on... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU5A

    S5E16 - HAM RADIO's Gary Joins to Break Down "The Offspring"! (TNG S3 E16)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2023 94:51


    Special guest of TWI HARD and HAM RADIO podcasts GARY joins the holobois as Data goes to a space conference and comes back a father... we've all been there after a couple synthols, Mr. Data. Marc hates on Data some more while Gary is simply a gem. And a surprisingly high rating goes to this episode for its scene where Lal chooses their identity in... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen with Special Guest Gary of HAM RADIO: THE PODCAST, an Indiesaurus production Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU5A

    "Shadowplay" (DS9 S2 E16)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2023 86:46


    Featuring a rare Jadzia/Odo pairing (Jadzodo? Odzia?), this episode has three plots! Jake gets a job as an engineering apprentice, Kira has 0% chemistry and 100% horniness for Vedek Bareil, and Jadzodo/Odzia help solve the mystery of disappearing villagers on a Gamma Quadrant planet. Something to do with omicron particles. Everybody's wearing cool beads and hats. Standouts are amazing then-child actor Noley Thornton and Kenneth Tobey as the sweetest granddaughter/grandfather pair in Star Trek history. Watch the episode to find out which plot takes place on... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU5A

    S5E14 - "The Big Goodbye" (TNG S1 E12)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2023 95:14


    Picard is gonna meet with Insect Aliens, The Holodeck get some upgrades, Jan is sick, The Holobois spend ALOT of time talking about Disneyland vs Disney World oh and its the OG Holodeck malfunction Ep (if you don't count the Animated Series (which we don't because it was the Rec Room)) this week on…THE HOLODECK!!!! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU5A

    S5E13 - "Image in the Sand" (DS9 S7 E1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2023 69:29


    Sisko and Jake clean clams at his dad's restaurant; Kira deals with some pesky Romulans on a Bajoran moon; and Worf works out his grief the only way he knows how…absolutely destroying Vic's lounge. Jan is getting some R&R for his birthday, so join Darius, Dylan, and Marc as they fight to get Jadzia into Sto'Vo'Kor on…THE HOLODECK!!!! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU5A

    S5E12 - "Thine Own Self" (TNG S7 E16)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2023 80:23


    It's the OG3 (minted by Marc the 4th) this week! In the second episode of the lead up to the Season 3 premier we get to spend some time with Troy and Riker. OH ALSO, Data (Iceman) looses his memory on a planet and exposes the alien population to radiation rocks. OH ALSO ALSO, Oh Oh Oh O'Riely Auto Parts on... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU5A

    S5E11 - "The Mind's Eye" (TNG S4E 24)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2023 70:20


    It's an absolute banger of an episode and Star Trek directorial debut for David Livingston as we watch the Romulans full-out Manchurian Candidate-ing Geordi LaForge. Are Romulans kinda racist? Is this the beginning of "O'Brien must suffer"? How does this episode get "Data" Ex Machina'd? Oh, and watch O'Brien get phasered on... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU5A

    S5E10 - "Ghost in the Machine" (PRO S1 E17)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2023 79:16


    Recording from the great flood of Los Angeles 3/4 of the Holobois take on the most recent episode of Trek! Mark has to give context to the Hamilton-Smith bro's. Is Lo'Pek religious?! ICE CREAM IS ALCOHOL! All this and more on this weeks... TREK TO THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU5A

    S5E9 - "It's Only a Paper Moon" (DS9 S7 E10)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2023 79:09


    The hotly asked for DS9 episode is up on the rating block. Will it unthrone "Our Man Bashir"? Does Dylan have a physical media addiction? Is Tom Space a war vet? Listen to find out on this weeks... TREK TO THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU5A

    S5E8 - "Crisis Point II" (LDS S3 E8)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2023 81:52


    It's a Lower Deck Episode this week! But that doesn't its a Lower Deck Episode. This LDS Ep. is action packed and amazing. Join the Bois as they try not to talk holodeck till the second half, AI tries its hand at Star Trek, is LoPek dead again?! All this and more on this weeks... TREK TO THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU5A

    "Darkling" (VOY S3 E18)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2022 75:55


    In this totally, super-Christmasy episode, the holobois watch The Doctor bring the holiday cheer by chopping Socrates in half and freaking Kes out! It's because of his personality subroutines, you see. It DOES inspire Jan and Dylan to watch "THE HOWLING", which is a movie about werewolves starring Robert Picardo. Which would make a great episode on... THE HOLODECK! Hosted by Marc Cooper, Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp We're a fan podcast! You can help us keep the podcast running by donating at ko-fi.com/holodeck Join the Trek to the Holodeck Discord! https://discord.gg/YzxfCU5A

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