Two Guys Talking About Lettuce

Or a Kha-fece, a word I just made up.

Something weird going on with that Patreon section.

It's NOT who you think!

and MORE medical tips!

apologies for the no caps in this description

It's the end of the world, and you're welcome. We feel fiiiiiiine.

The final in-person LA episode. Eating horse and whale, the movie Obsession and its ominous bedspread, Craig's favorite things from the trip (sushi burritos, Lomo Saltado, swimming, running up the hill), and getting banned then unbanned on Bad Movies Live.

July 4th fireworks and finger safety, the safety glass guy who fell out the window, Darwin Awards, Toad the Wet Sprocket origin story, Wayne's World, and ADHD daymares.

Coffee turning Craig into a morning person, dogs with opposable thumbs (and what they could do with them), Greg hates Magic Spoon, meeting Ron Howard and Henry Winkler at a sushi restaurant, and face pummeling.

Craig visits Greg in person! They discuss nood lighting, nap science, Andy Kaufman's tall desk, meth pods, Matthew McConaughey on Friends, Reese's Pieces, and the limp hand ear touch that changed the world.

Craig visits Greg in LA. Topics covered: blood showers, Bram Stoker, face rubbing, pot gummies, sleep habits, negotiating contracts, and why Enron failed (it was Scientology).

For real. We do talk about that.

But actually that's a lie. You can sauté it.

Let's get funky!

But you don't know what we're spoiling!

Also, let's learn about Common Law!

also some stuff about playboy

The episode that almost never was.

Omnomnomnomnom

See if you can find the major glitch in this one... other than our personalities.

Only while they're stopping.

Or a t-rex to a cupcake.

Introducing LETTUCE POINTS!

Brace yourselves, Craig googles some stuff in this one.

and Sea Quinns. (pirates named Quinn)

This is the descrizzle for this podkizzle.

And you can't spell lettuce guys without tucegu, soooooooo

To be clear, the lyrics "Lovely Little Lumps" also appear in the song.

Eat your heart out, Al Gore!

A SHOCKING description to trick you into reading!

and Greg reveals his dog!

Ever wanted to know the REAL Pope?

Here's to a dishonest (especially towards the Polish guy) 2026!

This year... Christmas is on the 29th.

can you guess the punchline?

like...... LITERALLY!!!!!

No AI was used in the making of this episode, except for the parts where it was.

Follow for all your money tips.

ooh la la

Follow for more medical advice

and predictable banter, probably.

This episode isn't for @#^!s

enjoy the rantings of two mad men sitting in the same room together!

This description is describing something about being resentful and something.

For when you want to talk at someone!

But that ends TODAY!

In today's episode Greg reveals Craig's new name that he didn't even know he had!

That old catchphrase.

One could misinterpret this title to mean that Craig is a great baseball player.

Unless you have like really really sexy legs.

We actually have no evidence of this, but come on! It's right there in the name!