Two Guys Talking About Lettuce

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enjoy the rantings of two mad men sitting in the same room together!

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But that ends TODAY!

In today's episode Greg reveals Craig's new name that he didn't even know he had!

That old catchphrase.

One could misinterpret this title to mean that Craig is a great baseball player.

Unless you have like really really sexy legs.

We actually have no evidence of this, but come on! It's right there in the name!

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Happy America Day, or Cinco de Mayo, or Arbor Day, or… Today we celebrate Independence Day by wearing red, talking about bacon-tomato sandwiches (with sexy time), mispronouncing patron names, and learning what "arrears" means, maybe. We also explore whether coffee can be absorbed through beards, if sliding down fictional characters is allowed, and why Volvo ruins everyone's air conditioning. PLUS: the origin of the term “Starting Box,” a brief jazz interlude, thoughts on khakis in Ireland, and an episode dedication to (possibly) Donnell, Danell, Donald, or Danielle O'Brien.Also, did you know there's only one shortstop in baseball? That's upsetting.All your feeds here https://anchor.fm/lettuceguysPatreon here http://patreon.com/twoguystalkingaboutlettuce

We also talk about unauthorized movie sequels, the tragic tale of a zero-gravity chair, the shocking truth about duck anatomy in Howard the Duck, naps, soft drink slander, and TDK vs Maxell.And Greg reveals Philip DeFranco's REAL NAME!All your feeds here https://anchor.fm/lettuceguysPatreon here http://patreon.com/twoguystalkingaboutlettuce

We also talk mismatched hats, bar soap hair routines, swamp crotch of course, Superman time travel logic, insider trading for kids, and one very sincere apology for misusing the phrase “mamby-pamby.”They also dive into Talking Heads fandom, Eric Clapton's many sins, the economics of the 99 Cent Store, and how to tell if your hat is racist.Also, someone's child may or may not be arrested for financial crimes.Want to know how many aspirin to take when your head falls off? You're in the right place.All your feeds here https://anchor.fm/lettuceguysPatreon here http://patreon.com/twoguystalkingaboutlettuce

We answer your many, many letters about how to get free brain surgery (step one: open your own head). We answer your many, many letters about how to get free brain surgery (step one: open your own head). Along the way, we uncover Greg's illegal prank mug empire, argue about God's cleanliness, have a drippy Patreon time, and reveal why Home Depot, surprisingly, might be the worst place for a lobotomy.Also: we try to figure out what “vim” is, we roast Hollywood accountants, and Craig performs impeccable sound effects (including a toaster).Get episodes early and here the Patreon-only bonus section here: patreon.com/twoguystalkingaboutlettuce

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Greg is the most friend-makingest man around.

Hey, Lettuceheads!

For real. He does.

AKA, Ripe for a RebootAlso, everything you ever wanted to know about Highlander.

It's so EASY! Think about it. That's why almost everyone you know is a millionaire.

Unless it does.

Uh oh. It's another one of those unhinged post-Bad Movies Live episodes.

Because George Foreman ain't just the inventor of the grill.

Can you tell who titled this?

Listen to Greg. These are instructions more people should ACTUALLY follow.

yeah, it's what you think it is. (if you think it's boobs)

Or a cold lamp sore. But we don't talk about that. That should be obvious.

The first time we ever said "rear end"! (we think)

And during your listen of this episode!

You won't believe number 7!

Finally, our true feelings come out.

Finally, we'll get to the bottom of this.Featuring special guest, Yeshmin Blechin!

Finally some useful advice

What better way to spend the entire holiday than to listen to Greg and Brian Benben! (You will have to listen to this episode over and over again to fill up the whole holiday. your choice, but really, you should.) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Greg really bringing the social wisdom once again. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Here's a little preview: David's on the list. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Presidential history is important. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Finally talking about what you are all subscribed for... hard hitting political politics. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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It's really not that hard to join a cult, you guys. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Two men walk into a Denny's... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Greg invaded Craig's house for this one. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Craig will be joining shortly, unfortunately. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Get ready for some specificity! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support