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Hello, we are Greg & Craig. We talk about lettuce. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lettuceguys/support

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    • May 25, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 46m AVG DURATION
    • 137 EPISODES


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    Greg Calls His Mom

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2025 46:25


    For real. He does.

    Bring Your Own Lotion

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2025 46:51


    AKA, Ripe for a RebootAlso, everything you ever wanted to know about Highlander.

    Ten Easy Ways to Become a Millionaire

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2025 45:35


    It's so EASY! Think about it. That's why almost everyone you know is a millionaire.

    Nosegay Doesn't Mean What You Think It Does

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2025 44:48


    Unless it does.

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    The LIVE Pea Ness Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2025 40:52


    Uh oh. It's another one of those unhinged post-Bad Movies Live episodes.

    How To Become The Boxing Heavyweight Champion Of The World

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2025 45:24


    Because George Foreman ain't just the inventor of the grill.

    You Made It Boring, I Made It Exciting

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2025 48:07


    Can you tell who titled this?

    How To Rob Someone at Gunpoint

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2025 42:50


    Listen to Greg. These are instructions more people should ACTUALLY follow.

    Chest Fat

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2025 48:50


    yeah, it's what you think it is. (if you think it's boobs)

    Never Open a Cold Lamp Store

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2025 47:07


    Or a cold lamp sore. But we don't talk about that. That should be obvious.

    The Rear End Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2025 44:54


    The first time we ever said "rear end"! (we think)

    Someone Will Be Murdered During This Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2025 45:03


    And during your listen of this episode!

    Five Untrue Facts About Lettuce

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2025 45:48


    You won't believe number 7!

    Suck it, World!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2025 48:14


    Finally, our true feelings come out.

    Embarrassing Pooping In Public Stories EXPLAINED!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2025 50:08


    Finally, we'll get to the bottom of this.Featuring special guest, Yeshmin Blechin!

    Eat Well, Exercise, Die Anyway

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2025 40:57


    Finally some useful advice

    Christmas 2024 Spectacular!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2024 58:28


    What better way to spend the entire holiday than to listen to Greg and Brian Benben! (You will have to listen to this episode over and over again to fill up the whole holiday. your choice, but really, you should.) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    How to Make Friends With Strangers

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2024 47:43


    Greg really bringing the social wisdom once again. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    Top 5 Davids Who Aren't Famous

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2024 44:41


    Here's a little preview: David's on the list. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    Gerald Ford Had Beautiful, Soft Hands

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2024 47:18


    Presidential history is important. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    Special Election Report

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2024 45:22


    Finally talking about what you are all subscribed for... hard hitting political politics. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    Insert Hilarious Title Here

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2024 46:45


    Insert hilarious description here --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    How to Join a Cult

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2024 46:57


    It's really not that hard to join a cult, you guys. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    We Walked We Talked We Ate Pie

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2024 44:00


    Two men walk into a Denny's... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    Jack Nicholson Will Have the Pancakes

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2024 48:07


    Greg invaded Craig's house for this one. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    How To Avoid The Sadness

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2024 44:51


    Craig will be joining shortly, unfortunately. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    Never Pay a Lawyer to Tie Your Shoes

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2024 45:02


    Get ready for some specificity! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    Lomo Saltado Isn't Mentioned Until the Very End

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2024 45:04


    And at the beginning Greg talks like a normal person. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    lomo saltado
    Sometimes People Sprout Oranges

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2024 43:31


    WARNING: This episode has trivia! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    Acronyms-a-Plenty!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2024 46:10


    That's DEFINITELY Craig's face at the beginning. DEFINITELY! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    An Open-Faced Sandwich is an Incomplete Sandwich

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2024 44:50


    This episode is DEFINITELY introduced by Greg Benson. DEFINITELY! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    How to Have Conversations at Parties

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2024 47:05


    We make food for you to eat! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    A Recipe For Disaster

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2024 45:27


    In which Greg reveals he's never listened to a podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    Top 6 1/2 tips for how to have better sleeping habits for sleep

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2024 48:31


    FINALLY some useful information! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    Christmas Prostitutes

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2024 42:59


    On a walk through the neighborhood, Greg tells a horrifying tale of youthful idiocy. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    You Might Be a Furry If

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2024 46:09


    Unfortunately, Craig will not make it today. :( --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    Fart Parts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2024 46:24


    Word of the day: "tahini" -- Will Craig say it? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    Jennifer Aniston's Stabbin' Pencils

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2024 45:06


    It's time for Lettuce 101. A new class in which you learn things! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    100th Episode Spectacular!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2024 52:21


    I can't believe we're still doing this. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    Three Ways to Cure a Hangnail

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2024 47:06


    and 1 way to cure your heart... (by listening to this episode and all our episodes) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    Facts About Laundry That Might Surprise You!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2024 48:14


    either that or they won't. One of those two. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    How to Sell a Baby on eBay

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2024 45:18


    Greg knows everything, doesn't he? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    Craig Gets Hit By a Car

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2024 45:33


    It really happened, in a way --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    Here's the Thing

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2024 45:28


    It's time for Two Guys Talking About Ladies! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    How to Make a Horse Eat Lasagna

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2024 44:26


    But you can't lead it to water. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    Always Apologize to Your Waitress

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2024 46:46


    But really, Craig thinks it's more situational. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    Mundane Plumbing Discussion

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2024 45:11


    Greg seems to always have a lot of plumbing problems. Keep it moving, Greg! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    Let's Smell the Microphone!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2024 46:54


    Today Greg talks about his ridiculous Amazon delivery mixup. Like VERRRRRY ridiculous. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    The $1000 Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2024 47:34


    Apologies for Craig being quiet. It's entirely Greg's fault. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    How To Get 5% Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2024 46:45


    Greg finally figured out how you can reduce! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

    How to Get Away with Murder

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2024 52:10


    To be clear this is not about the TV show nor should this advice or any of our advice ever be followed. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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