UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST

2025 UFFL TNP: Draft Grades Spectacular! – Central Division

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2025 60:16

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny!#Recorded Wednesday, May 28th, 2025Draft Grades Spectacular! – Central Division__________________________________________________The Rookie Draft – the Spring Social Event of the Season – has come and gone. And you know what that means – The Commissioner's Draft Grades. And you know what THAT means?? The Draft Grades Spectacular! We continue with a review of the Draft Grades for the Central Division, and John B. and Chris give their own takes as well. – Central Division –1. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.)2. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave)3. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish)4. Impact of Olestra (Jason) ____________2025 Rookie Draft Order:1st Rnd 1. Kick-Ass Philanthropists – RB Jeanty/LVR2. The Mission – RB Hampton/LAC3. Impact of Olestra – RB Henderson/NE4. Rochester Tschmingus – RB Judkins/CLV5. Mutt & Jeff – RB Johnson/PIT6. Vicious & Delicious – RB Harvey/DEN7. West Coast 4 Life – WR Egbuka/TB8. Gurley's Gone – WR Hunter/JAX9. Free Jamal – WR MacMillian/CAR10. KAP – WR Burden/CHI11. KAP – RB Scattebo/NYG12. GG – TE Loveland/CHI2nd Rnd1. MISS – TE Warren/IND2. MISS – RB Tuten/JAX3. CGK – WR Harris/LAC4. RT – WR Golden/LAC5. IofO – WR Williams/NE6. VD – WR Bech/LVR7. KAP – WR Higgins/HOU8. CMW – TE Taylor/NYJ9. GG – QB Ward/TEN10. WC4L – RB Blue/DAL 11. WC4L – WR Noel/HOU12. CGK – RB Hunter/LAR3rd Rnd1. KAP – TE Hannin/CLV2. IofO – RB Neal/NO3. KAP – QB Milroe/SEA4. RT – RB Sampson/CLV5. MJ – TE Arroyo/SEA6. IofO – QB Dart/NYG7. WC4L – TE Ferguson/LAR8. CGK – WR Royals/KC9. RT – RB Marks/HOU10. Waiver Wire Heroes – RB James/SF11. CGK – RB Brooks/CIN12. IofO – WR Horton/SEA4th Rnd1. RT – QB Shough/NO2. KAP – RB Smith/KC3. VD – RB Etienne/CAR4. MJ – WR Ayomanor/TEN5. WWH – TE Helm/TEN6. GG – WR Bryant/DEN7. WC4L – WR TeSLaa/DET8. WWH – RB Giddens/IND9. KAP – WR Williams/GB10. KAP – RB Monangai/CHI11. WWH – QB Howard/PIT12. CGK – RB Martinez/SEA5th Rnd1. MISS – QB Sanders/CLV2. MISS – RB Gordon/MIA3. IofO – WR Dike/TEN4. RT – RB Mullings/TEN5. GG – RB Crosky-Merritt/WSH6. VD – WR Bond/FA7. GG – TE Gadsden/LAC8. GG – WR Felton/MIN9. RT – QB Gabriel/CLV10. KAP – RB Mafah/DAL11. IofO – RB Kiner/SF12. CGK – RB Allen/JAX

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2025 UFFL TNP: Draft Grades Spectacular! – East Division

Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2025 53:10

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny!#Recorded Wednesday, May 28th, 2025Draft Grades Spectacular! – East Division ________________________________________________The Rookie Draft – the Spring Social Event of the Season – has come and gone. And you know what that means – The Commissioner's Draft Grades. And you know what THAT means?? The Draft Grades Spectacular! We start with a review of the Draft Grades for the East Division, and John B. and Chris give their own takes as well. – East Division Draft Grades –1. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – C- 2. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – C3. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – B-4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – C+_______________2025 Rookie Draft Order:1st Rnd 1. Kick-Ass Philanthropists – RB Jeanty/LVR2. The Mission – RB Hampton/LAC3. Impact of Olestra – RB Henderson/NE4. Rochester Tschmingus – RB Judkins/CLV5. Mutt & Jeff – RB Johnson/PIT6. Vicious & Delicious – RB Harvey/DEN7. West Coast 4 Life – WR Egbuka/TB8. Gurley's Gone – WR Hunter/JAX9. Free Jamal – WR MacMillian/CAR10. KAP – WR Burden/CHI11. KAP – RB Scattebo/NYG12. Gurley's Gone – TE Loveland/CHI2nd Rnd1. MISS – TE Warren/IND2. MISS – RB Tuten/JAX3. CGK – WR Harris/LAC4. RT – WR Golden/LAC5. IofO – WR Williams/NE6. VD – WR Bech/LVR7. KAP – WR Higgins/HOU8. CMW – TE Taylor/NYJ9. Gurley's Gone – QB Ward/TEN10. WC4L – RB Blue/DAL 11. WC4L – WR Noel/HOU12. CGK – RB Hunter/LAR3rd Rnd1. KAP – TE Hannin/CLV2. IofO – RB Neal/NO 3. KAP – QB Milroe/SEA4. RT – RB Sampson/CLV5. Mutt & Jeff – TE Arroyo/SEA6. IofO – QB Dart/NYG7. WC4L – TE Ferguson/LAR8. CGK – WR Royals/KC9. RT – RB Marks/HOU10. Waiver Wire Heroes – RB James/SF11. CGK – RB Brooks/CIN12. IofO – WR Horton/SEA4th Rnd1. RT – QB Shough/NO2. KAP – RB Smith/KC3. VD – RB Etienne/CAR4. Mutt & Jeff – WR Ayomanor/TEN5. Waiver Wire Heroes – TE Helm/TEN6. Gurley's Gone – WR Bryant/DEN7. WC4L – WR TeSLaa/DET8. WWH – RB Giddens/IND9. KAP – WR Williams/GB10. KAP – RB Monangai/CHI11. Waiver Wire Heroes – QB Howard/PIT12. CGK – RB Martinez/SEA5th Rnd1. MISS – QB Sanders/CLV2. MISS – RB Gordon/MIA3. IofO – WR Dike/TEN4. RT – RB Mullings/TEN5. Gurley's Gone – RB Crosky-Merritt/WSH6. VD – WR Bond/FA7. Gurley's Gone – TE Gadsden/LAC8. Gurley's Gone – WR Felton/MIN9. RT – QB Gabriel/CLV10. KAP – RB Mafah/DAL11. IofO – RB Kiner/SF12. CGK – RB Allen/JAX

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2025 UFFL Total Nonsense: Mock Draft 2025!

Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2025 93:09

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny!#Recorded Wednesday, April 30th, 2025Mock Draft 2025! _____________________Episode #1 of 2025 starts with our Rookie Draft Mock Draft! John B., Chris, and The Commish return for another season of Total Nonsense! A new season begins, a new Champion will be crowned, and the chase for UFFL Bowl XXII beings - with the Rookie Draft. So let's hear how the Boys think it will all unfold on May 8th._______________ 2025 UFFL_______________– East Division –1. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.)2. Free Jamal (Jeremy)3. Mutt & Jeff (Chris)4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) ____________– Central Division –1. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.)2. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave)3. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish)4. Impact of Olestra (Jason) ____________– West Division –1. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete)2. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas)3. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian)4. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.)_____________2025 Rookie Draft Order:1st Rnd 1. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (from Impact of Olestra)2. The Mission3. Gurley's Gone4. Rochester Tschmingus5. Mutt & Jeff6. Vicious & Delicious7. West Coast 4 Life8. Impact of Olestra (from CMW)9. Free Jamal10. Kick-Ass Philanthropists11. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (from WWH)12. Cardiff the Giant Killer2nd Rnd1. I of O2. The Mission3. GG4. RT5. The Mission (from MJ)6. VD7. WC4L8. CMW9. GG (from FJ)10. KAP11. KAP (from WWH thru MJ)12. CGK3rd Rnd1. KAP (from Impact of Olestra)2. The Mission3. WC4L (from GG thru CMW)4. RT5. MJ6. RT (from VD)7. WC4L8. GG (from CMW)9. RT (from FJ thru KAP)10. WWH (thru KAP)11. GG (from WWH)12. GG (from CGK thru CMW)4th Rnd1. I of O2. KAP (from The Mission thru MJ)3. VD (from GG)4. RT5. WWH (from MJ thru CGK)6. GG (from VD thru CMW)7. WC4L8. WWH (from CMW thru CGK)9. KAP (from FJ)10. KAP11. RT (from WWH)12. CGK5th Rnd1. I of O2. The Mission3. WWH4. RT5. GG (from MJ)6. VD7. GG (from WC4L)8. CGK (from CMW)9. I of O (from FJ thru GG)10. KAP11. WWH12. CGK

UFFL Total Nonsense: 2024 UFFL Bowl Champion and Season Wrap Up

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2025 61:56

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny!#Recorded Wednesday, January 29th, 2025UFFL 2024 – UFFL BOWL XXI Champion and Season Wrap Up_______________________________________________________________________All hail the Champion! UFFL Bowl XXI Champion Cardiff the Giant Killer took home his 3rd UFFL Trophy, and the boys are back to go over UFFL Bowl XXI and wrap up the season.*Don't miss our breakdown of UFFL Bowl XXI!*Stay tuned as the Commish goes over the new rule vote, important dates, and the end of another great season of UFFL Fantasy Football!*Plus we have a SPECIAL GUEST: New owner of the Impact of Olestra Franchise, our Old Friend from the concrete gambling ticket strewn streets of Pittsburgh - Jason LInkes!____________________UFFL BOWL XXI____________________Cardiff the Giant Killer 151 - Waiver Wire Heroes 131_____________________________________ 2024 UFFL FINAL STANDINGS_____________________________________– East Division –1. yz Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – (10 - 3 - 1)2. x Free Jamal (Jeremy) – (7 - 7)3. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – (6 - 7 - 1)4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – (5 - 9) ____________– Central Division –1. *yz Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – (11 - 3)2. x Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – (10 - 4)3. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – (6 - 7 - 1)4. Hall & Oates (Jim) – (1 - 13) ____________– West Division –1. y Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – (9 - 5)2. x West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – (8 - 6)3. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – (5 - 8 - 1)4. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – (4- 10)_____________x: Clinched Playoffs | y: Clinched Division | z: Clinched Bye | *: Clinched #1 Seed2025 Rookie Draft Order:1. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (thru Hall & Oates)2. The Mission3. Gurley's Gone4. Rochester Tschmingus5. Mutt & Jeff6. Vicious & Delicious7. West Coast 4 Life8. Hall & Oates (thru CMW)9. Free Jamal10. Kick-Ass Philanthropists11. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (thru Waiver Wire Heroes)12. Cardiff the Giant Killer

UFFL Total Nonsense: 2024 Playoffs – UFFL Bowl XXI

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2024 70:09

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny!#Recorded Wednesday, December 23rd, 2024UFFL 2024 – UFFL BOWL XXI___________________________________________It's a little Total Nonsense After Dark! As John B. and Chris hang around after wrapping Christmas presents to give you the final show before the new UFFL Champion is crowned! And this year it is 2 heavyweights: 3-time UFFL Bowl Champion Waiver Wire Heroes, against 2-time UFFL Bowl Champion Cardiff the Giant Killer! *Don't miss our breakdown of both games from the 2nd Round!*Stay tuned as John B. gives out his "Secret Santa" gifts for the entire UFFL! *Plus we give a position position break down of who we like and who don't in UFFL Bowl XXI!____________________Round 2 Results____________________Cardiff the Giant Killer 141 - Free Jamal 121Waiver Wire Heroes 136 - Kick-Ass Philanthropists 109______________________UFFL BOWL XXI______________________Waiver Wire Heroes – at – Cardiff the Giant Killer_____________________________ 2024 UFFL STANDINGS_____________________________– East Division –1. yz Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – (10 - 3 - 1)2. x Free Jamal (Jeremy) – (7 - 7)3. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – (6 - 7 - 1)4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – (5 - 9) ____________– Central Division –1. *yz Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – (11 - 3)2. x Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – (10 - 4)3. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – (6 - 7 - 1)4. Hall & Oates (Jim) – (1 - 13) ____________– West Division –1. y Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – (9 - 5)2. x West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – (8 - 6)3. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – (5 - 8 - 1)4. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – (4- 10)_____________x: Clinched Playoffs | y: Clinched Division | z: Clinched Bye | *: Clinched #1 Seed2025 Rookie Draft Order:1. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (thru Hall & Oates)2. The Mission3. Gurley's Gone4. Rochester Tschmingus5. Mutt & Jeff6. Vicious & Delicious7. West Coast 4 Life8. Hall & Oates (thru CMW)9. Free Jamal10. Kick-Ass Philanthropists––– Playoff Teams TBD

UFFL Total Nonsense: 2024 Playoffs – 2nd Round

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2024 88:06

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny!#Recorded Wednesday, December 18th, 2024UFFL 2024 – 2nd Round of the Playoffs___________________________________________The Commissioner is playing hurt, John B. has still got that sh_t–eating grin, and Chris is still feeling ANGST! But we got a show to do and we are ready to give you all the info from the 1st Round of the UFFL Playoffs. *Don't miss our breakdown of both games of the 1st Round!*Stay tuned as John B. give us his "How We Got Here" feature with all the Playoff Teams!*Plus we give a position position break down of who we like and who don't in Round 2!*And Finally we correct the mistakes we made last time giving the Rookie Draft Order!____________________Round 1 Results____________________Free Jamal 158 - Compton's Most Wanted 111Kick-Ass Philanthropists 131 - West Coast 4 Life 105Round 1 Bye Waiver Wire Heroes Cardiff the Giant Killer______________________Round 2 Schedule______________________Kick-Ass Philanthropists – at – Waiver Wire HeroesFree Jamal – at – Cardiff the Giant Killer _____________________________ 2024 UFFL STANDINGS_____________________________– East Division –1. yz Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – (10 - 3 - 1)2. x Free Jamal (Jeremy) – (7 - 7)3. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – (6 - 7 - 1)4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – (5 - 9) ____________– Central Division –1. *yz Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – (11 - 3)2. x Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – (10 - 4)3. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – (6 - 7 - 1)4. Hall & Oates (Phil and Jim) – (1 - 13) ____________– West Division –1. y Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – (9 - 5)2. x West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – (8 - 6)3. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – (5 - 8 - 1)4. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – (4- 10)_____________x: Clinched Playoffs | y: Clinched Division | z: Clinched Bye | *: Clinched #1 Seed2025 Rookie Draft Order:1. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (thru Hall & Oates)2. The Mission3. Gurley's Gone4. Rochester Tschmingus5. Mutt & Jeff6. Vicious & Delicious7. West Coast 4 Life8. Hall & Oates (thru CMW)––– Playoff Teams TBD

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UFFL Total Nonsense: 2024 Playoffs – 1st Round

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2024 95:30

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny!#Recorded Wednesday, December 11th, 2024UFFL 2024 – 1st Round of the Playoffs___________________________________________The Commissioner returns to help John B. and Chris breakdown the final week of the season!*Don't miss the Commissioner's Awards for Week 13: the Energy Boost, Vanishing Act, and Move of the Week!*Stay tuned as The Commish announces the 2024 UFFL All Pro 1st and 2nd Teams, and our choices for the 2024 UFFL MVP and Rookie of the Year!*Plus we go over who made it, who didn't, the final playoff seedings, and our 1st Round predictions. ______________________WEEK 14 RESULTS______________________Compton's Most Wanted 161 - West Coast 4 Life 138Cardiff the Giant Killer 149 - Vicious & Delicious 128Kick-Ass Philanthropists 109 - Hall & Oates 71Rochester Tschmingus 144 - The Mission 126Mutt & Jeff 106 - Gurley's Gone 104 Waiver Wire Heroes 176 - Free Jamal 132_______________________Round 1 Schedule_______________________West Coast 4 Life – at – Kick-Ass PhilanthropistsFree Jamal – at – Compton's Most Wanted Round 1 Bye Waiver Wire Heroes Cardiff the Giant Killer_____________________________ 2024 UFFL STANDINGS_____________________________– East Division –1. yz Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – (10 - 3 - 1)2. x Free Jamal (Jeremy) – (7 - 7)3. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – (6 - 7 - 1)4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – (5 - 9) ____________– Central Division –1. *yz Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – (11 - 3)2. x Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – (10 - 4)3. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – (6 - 7 - 1)4. Hall & Oates (Phil and Jim) – (1 - 13) ____________– West Division –1. y Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – (9 - 5) 2. x West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – (8 - 6) 3. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – (5 - 8 - 1)4. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – (4- 10)_____________x: Clinched Playoffs | y: Clinched Division | z: Clinched Bye | *: Clinched #1 Seed2025 Rookie Draft Order:1. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (thru Hall & Oates)2. The Mission3. Gurley's Gone4. Rochester Tschmingus5. Mutt & Jeff6. Vicious & Delicious––– Playoff Teams TBD

UFFL Total Nonsense: Week 14

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2024 82:52

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny!#Recorded Wednesday, December4th, 2024UFFL 2024 - WEEK 14_________________________With the Commissioner on hiatus, Aladdin will be joining Chris and John B. as they go through the final scores from a crucial Week 13 in the UFFL!*Don't miss the Commissioner's Awards for Week 13 including the Energy Boost, Vanishing Act, and Fantasy Surprise of the Week!*Stay tuned for a team by team deep dive on all the playoff hopefuls, and who sealed a spot, kept their hopes alive, and crashed and burned in the 2024 Season!*Plus we say our final goodbyes, and give last respects to those of us who were less fortunate, in our expanding tribute to the dearly departed (from the playoff race).______________________WEEK 13 RESULTS______________________Free Jamal 137 - Mutt & Jeff 119Waiver Wire Heroes 126 - Gurley's Gone 124Kick-Ass Philanthropists 119 - Vicious & Delicious 114Cardiff the Giant Killer 144 - Hall & Oates 104Compton's Most Wanted 137 - The Mission 90West Coast 4 Life 145 - Rochester Tschmingus 125________________________WEEK 14 SCHEDULE________________________Gurley's Gone – at – Mutt & JeffWest Coast 4 Life – at – Compton's Most Wanted Hall & Oates – at – Kick-Ass PhilanthropistsWaiver Wire Heroes – at – Free JamalCardiff the Giant Killer – at – Vicious & DeliciousRochester Tschmingus – at – The Mission_____________________________ 2024 UFFL STANDINGS_____________________________– East Division –1. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – (9 - 3 - 1)2. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – (7 - 6)3. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – (5 - 7 - 1)4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – (5 - 8) ____________– Central Division –1. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – (10 - 3)2. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – (9 - 4)3. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – (6 - 6 - 1)4. Hall & Oates (Phil and Jim) – (1 - 12) ____________– West Division –1. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – (8 - 5)2. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – (8 - 5)3. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – (4 - 8 - 1)4. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – (4- 9)_____________

UFFL Total Nonsense: Week 13

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2024 116:53

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny!#Recorded Wednesday, November 26th, 2024UFFL 2024 - WEEK 13_________________________The Playoff Picture is beginning to take focus, and John B, Chris, and The Commish are here to give you all the latest and greatest details from a pivotal Week 12 in the UFFL!*Don't miss the Commissioner's Awards for Week 12 including the Energy Boost, Vanishing Act, and Fantasy Redemption of the Week!*Stay tuned for a team by team deep dive on all of the playoff hopefuls heading into Week 13!*Plus we say our final goodbyes, and give last respects to those of us who were less fortunate, in our tribute to the dearly departed (from the playoff race).______________________WEEK 12 RESULTS______________________Waiver Wire Heroes 152 - Mutt & Jeff 125Gurley's Gone 154 - Free Jamal 91West Coast 4 Life 149 - The Mission 121Compton's Most Wanted 125 - Rochester Tschmingus 80Vicious & Delicious 114 - Hall & Oates 42Kick-Ass Philanthropists 154 - Cardiff the Giant Killer 69________________________WEEK 13 SCHEDULE________________________Free Jamal – at – Mutt & JeffWaiver Wire Heroes – at – Gurley's Gone Vicious & Delicious – at – Kick-Ass PhilanthropistsCardiff the Giant Killer – at – Hall & OatesThe Mission – at – Compton's Most WantedWest Coast 4 Life – at – Rochester Tschmingus_____________________________ 2024 UFFL STANDINGS_____________________________– East Division –1. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – (8 - 3 - 1)2. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – (6 - 6)3. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – (5 - 6 - 1)4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – (5 - 7) ____________– Central Division –1. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – (9 - 3)2. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – (8 - 4)3. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – (6 - 5 - 1)4. Hall & Oates (Phil and Jim) – (1 - 11) ____________– West Division –1. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – (7 - 5)2. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – (7 - 5)3. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – (4 - 7 - 1)4. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – (4- 8)_____________

UFFL Total Nonsense: Week 12

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2024 111:58

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny!#Recorded Wednesday, November 20th, 2024UFFL 2024 - WEEK 12_________________________The Commissioner has his social life back now, as the busiest Trade Deadline in UFFL History has come and gone. Now the Playoff races are in full swing, with huge matchups with playoff implications are coming up in Week 12 – and John B., Chris, and The Commish are going to tell you about it in this week's episode!*Don't miss the Playoff Implications breakdown for the season - as 7 teams vie for the playoff slots!*Listen in for The Commissioner's Awards for the week: the Vanishing Act, Fantasy Redemption, and Move of the week!*Stick around for matchup reviews from Week 11, previews of Week 12, all the UFFL action you can stomach in podcast form!______________________WEEK 11 RESULTS______________________West Coast 4 Life 128 - Mutt & Jeff 110The Mission 104 - Gurley's Gone 100Waiver Wire Heroes 149 - Hall & Oates 115Cardiff the Giant Killer 153 - Free Jamal 105Vicious & Delicious 130 - Rochester Tschmingus 101Kick-Ass Philanthropists 126 - Compton's Most Wanted 78________________________WEEK 12 SCHEDULE________________________Mutt & Jeff – at – Waiver Wire HeroesGurley's Gone – at – Free Jamal Hall & Oates– at – Vicious & DeliciousKick-Ass Philanthropists – at – Cardiff the Giant KillerThe Mission – at – West Coast 4 LifeCompton's Most Wanted – at – Rochester Tschmingus_____________________________ 2024 UFFL STANDINGS_____________________________– East Division –1. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – (7 - 3 - 1)2. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – (6 - 5)3. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – (5 - 5 - 1)4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – (4 - 7) ____________– Central Division –1. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – (9 - 2)2. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – (7 - 4)3. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – (5 - 5 - 1)4. Hall & Oates (Phil and Jim) – (1 - 10) ____________– West Division –1. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – (6 - 5)2. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – (6 - 5)3. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – (4 - 6 - 1)4. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – (4- 7)_____________

UFFL Total Nonsense: Week 11

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2024 137:27

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny!#Recorded Wednesday, November 13th, 2024UFFL 2024 - WEEK 11_________________________The Trade Deadline approaches - and the Boys are here to give you all the latest on the 1 million trades already completed, negotiation stories, and all the action from Week 10 in a podcast that is as LONG as it is entertaining! Actually it's longer.*John B, Chris, and The Commish welcome back CMW co-owner Aladdin to the show this week!*Listen in for The Commissioner's Awards for the week: The Energy Boost, the Blunder of the week, the Aaron Brooks Inconceivable Fantasy Results, and our newest award: the Luke Dillon Series of Unfortunate Events award!*Stick around for game reviews, Week 11 previews, and an impromptu bathroom break (thankfully the mic was off).______________________WEEK 10 RESULTS______________________Mutt & Jeff 134 - The Mission 122Gurley's Gone 79 - West Coast 4 Life 75Waiver Wire Heroes 114 - Cardiff The Giant Killer 112Free Jamal 158 - Hall & Oates 67Compton's Most Wanted 127 - Vicious & Delicious 95Kick-Ass Philanthropists 97 - Rochester Tschmingus 89________________________WEEK 11 SCHEDULE________________________West Coast 4 Life – at – Mutt & JeffGurley's Gone – at – The MissionWaiver Wire Heroes– at – Hall & OatesCardiff the Giant Killer – at – Free Jamal Vicious & Delicious – at – Rochester TschmingusKick-Ass Philanthropists – at – Compton's Most Wanted_____________________________ 2024 UFFL STANDINGS_____________________________– East Division –1. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – (6 - 3 - 1)2. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – (6 - 4)3. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – (5 - 4 - 1)4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – (4 - 6) ____________– Central Division –1. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – (8 - 2)2. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – (6 - 4)3. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – (4 - 5 - 1)4. Hall & Oates (Phil and Jim) – (1 - 9) ____________– West Division –1. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – (6 - 4)2. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – (5 - 5)3. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – (4 - 5 - 1)4. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – (3- 7)_____________

UFFL Total Nonsense: Week 10

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2024 95:21

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny!#Recorded Wednesday, November 6th, 2024UFFL 2024 - WEEK 10_________________________Times flies and all of a sudden it's Week 10.John B, Chris, and The Commissioner are back to break it all down for you after 9 weeks of UFFL Football!*Listen in for The Commissioner's Awards for the week: The Energy Boost, the Kozinski award, and our newest award: the Aaron Brooks Inconceivable Fantasy Results award for Week 9!*Stick around for game reviews, Week 10 previews, NFL and UFFL Trade news, and all the usual slander and cheap shots associated with Total Nonsense!**¡¡DISCLAIMER!!** – THIS PODCAST WAS RECORDED BEFORE THE TRADE FLURRY FROM THURSDAY MORNING AND THE THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL GAME!!_____________________WEEK 9 RESULTS_____________________Compton's Most Wanted 138 - Mutt & Jeff 121Rochester Tschmingus 138 - Gurley's Gone 98Waiver Wire Heroes 128 - Kick-Ass Philanthropists 118Vicious & Delicious 124 - Free Jamal 111Cardiff the Giant Killer 163 - The Mission 142West Coast 4 Life 118 - Hall & Oates 100_______________________WEEK 10 SCHEDULE_______________________Mutt & Jeff – at – The MissionWest Coast 4 Life – at – Gurley's GoneCardiff The Giant Killer – at – Waiver Wire HeroesFree Jamal – at – Hall & Oates Compton's Most Wanted – at – Vicious & DeliciousRochester Tschmingus – at – Kick-Ass Philanthropists_____________________________ 2024 UFFL STANDINGS_____________________________– East Division –1. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – (5 - 3 - 1) 2. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – (5 - 4) 3. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – (4 - 4 - 1) 4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – (3 - 6) ____________– Central Division –1. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – (8 - 1)2. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – (5 - 4)3. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – (4 - 4 - 1)4. Hall & Oates (Phil and Jim) – (1 - 8) ____________– West Division –1. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – (5 - 4)2. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – (5 - 4)3. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – (4 - 4 - 1)4. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – (3- 6)_____________

UFFL Total Nonsense: Week 8

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2024 94:18

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny!#Recorded Wednesday, October 23rd, 2024UFFL 2024 - WEEK 8_________________________LIVE BABY LIVE!!The gang has no time to fool around this week so we are doing the show LIVE TO TAPE (as they say in the biz)! John B., Chris, The Commish and special guest Aladdin are here to give you the lowdown on all that's good from Week 7 in the UFFL!*Listen in for The Commissioner's Awards for the week: The Blunder of the Week, the Fantasy Redemption, the Energy Boost, and That Son of a Bitch Award for Week 7!*Stick around for game reviews, Week 8 previews, John B.'s questionable SFX timing, and Chris' hearing aids failing him at the end of the show!*PLUS – Nothing has been edited down - nothing has been excluded - nothing has been improved - nothing has gotten better (strike that last one) - IT'S ALL LIVE(ish)!_____________________WEEK 7 RESULTS_____________________Mutt & Jeff 144 - Cardiff The Giant Killer 128Rochester Tschmingus 127 - Waiver Wire Heroes - 103Free Jamal 138 - Compton's Most Wanted 76 The Mission 130 - Vicious & Delicious 95West Coast 4 Life 116 - Kick-Ass Philanthropists 101Gurley's Gone 184 - Hall & Oates 90_______________________WEEK 8 SCHEDULE_______________________Rochester Tschmingus – at – Mutt & JeffCompton's Most Wanted – at – Gurley's GoneVicious & Delicious – at – Waiver Wire HeroesKick-Ass Philanthropists – at – Free Jamal West Coast 4 Life– at – Cardiff The Giant KillerHall & Oates – at – The Mission_____________________________ 2024 UFFL STANDINGS_____________________________– East Division –1. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – (5 - 2)2. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – (4 - 3)3. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – (4 - 3) 4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – (3 - 4) ____________– Central Division –1. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – (6 - 1)2. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – (4 - 3)3. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – (3 - 4)4. Hall & Oates (Phil and Jim) – (0 - 7) ____________– West Division –1. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – (4 - 3)2. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – (3 - 4)3. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – (3 - 4)4. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – (3- 4)_____________

UFFL Total Nonsense: Week 7

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2024 106:08

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny!#Recorded Wednesday, October 16th, 2024UFFL 2024 - WEEK 7_________________________We have hit the half-way point of the season, but John B., Chris, and The Commish give no quarter in their in-depth, no holds barred look at 6 weeks of UFFL Football!*Listen in for The Commissioner's Awards for the week: The Blunder of the Week, the Lucky Break, and the Energy Boost mixed with a little Egg On The Face!*Be sure to stick around for our games reviews, Week 7 previews, John B.'s admission that he doesn't care enough to watch football anymore, and some UFFL/NFL Trade Talk!*PLUS – Insults, Gallows-Humor, and a quick explanation of a well-known and often used turn of phrase. It's so EXTRA - So don't look a gift horse in the mouth - just dive in and listen!_____________________WEEK 6 RESULTS_____________________Mutt & Jeff 117 - Hall & Oates 74Cardiff The Giant Killer 151 - Gurley's Gone 114Waiver Wire Heroes 141 - Compton's Most Wanted 124 Free Jamal 104 - Rochester Tschmingus 96Vicious & Delicious 154 - West Coast 4 Life 133Kick-Ass Philanthropists 145 - The Mission 109_______________________WEEK 7 SCHEDULE_______________________Cardiff The Giant Killer– at – Mutt & JeffWaiver Wire Heroes – at – Rochester TschmingusCompton's Most Wanted – at – Free JamalThe Mission – at – Vicious & Delicious Kick-Ass Philanthropists – at – West Coast 4 LifeGurley's Gone – at – Hall & Oates_____________________________ 2024 UFFL STANDINGS_____________________________– East Division –1. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – (4 - 2)2. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – (4 - 2)3. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – (3 - 3)4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – (2 - 4) ____________– Central Division –1. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – (6 - 0)2. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – (4 - 2)3. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – (3 - 3)4. Hall & Oates (Phil and Jim) – (0 - 6) ____________– West Division –1. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – (3 - 3)2. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – (3 - 3)3. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – (2 - 4)4. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – (2- 4)_____________

UFFL Total Nonsense: Week 6

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2024 106:47

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny!#Recorded Wednesday, October 9th, 2024UFFL 2024 - WEEK 6_________________________5 Weeks in the books - time for the Boys to break all it down!*Listen in for The Commissioner's Awards for the week: The brand new False God Idol Award, the Fantasy Redemption, and the before-mentioned Son of a Bitch of the Week!*Be sure to stick around for our games reviews, Week 6 previews, EVEN MORE aspersions cast upon Najee Harris by John B., and a review of another, crazy Monday Night finish for 4 teams!*PLUS – John B. takes us through who should be Keep, Trade or BURN AT THE STAKE after 5 weeks!_____________________WEEK 5 RESULTS_____________________Gurley's Gone 111 - Mutt & Jeff 108Free Jamal 141 - Waiver Wire Heroes 130Kick-Ass Philanthropists 122 - Vicious & Delicious 114 Cardiff The Giant Killer 172 - Hall & Oates 85The Mission 126 - West Coast 4 Life 104Compton's Most Wanted 101 - Rochester Tschmingus 100_______________________WEEK 6 SCHEDULE_______________________Free Jamal – at – Rochester TschmingusThe Mission – at – Kick-Ass PhilanthropistsMutt & Jeff – at – Hall & OatesGurley's Gone – at – Cardiff The Giant KillerVicious & Delicious – at – West Coast 4 LifeCompton's Most Wanted – at – Waiver Wire Heroes_____________________________ 2024 UFFL STANDINGS_____________________________– East Division –1. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – (3 - 2) 2. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – (3 - 2) 3. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – (2- 3)4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – (2 - 3) ____________– Central Division –1. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – (5 - 0)2. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – (3 - 2)3. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – (2 - 3)4. Hall & Oates (Phil and Jim) – (0 - 5) ____________– West Division –1. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – (3 - 2)2. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – (3 - 2)3. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – (2 - 3)4. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – (2- 3)_____________

UFFL Total Nonsense: Week 5

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2024 120:24

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny!#Recorded Wednesday, October 2nd, 2024UFFL 2024 - WEEK 5_________________________An exciting Week 4 has passed and now the Boys are back to take a look at where we stand and where we are going in Week 5!*Listen in for The Commissioner's Awards for the week: The Jason Linkes Vanishing Act, the Fantasy Redemption, and the Jeremy Kozinski Blunder of the Week!*Be sure to stick around for our games reviews, Week 5 previews, more aspersions cast at Najee Harris by John B., and a review of one, nutty Monday Night!*PLUS – John B. takes us through who should be Buyers and Sellers after 4 weeks!_____________________WEEK 4 RESULTS_____________________Mutt & Jeff 120 - Vicious & Delicious 117Gurley's Gone 144 - Kick-Ass Philanthropists 118Waiver Wire Heroes 107 - The Mission 81West Coast 4 Life 100 - Free Jamal 87Cardiff The Giant Killer 114 - Rochester Tschmingus 104Compton's Most Wanted 139 - Hall & Oates 73_______________________WEEK 5 SCHEDULE_______________________Free Jamal – at – Waiver Wire HeroesKick-Ass Philanthropists – at – Vicious & DeliciousMutt & Jeff – at – Gurley's GoneHall & Oates – at – Cardiff The Giant KillerWest Coast 4 Life – at – The MissionRochester Tschmingus – at – Compton's Most Wanted_____________________________ 2024 UFFL STANDINGS_____________________________– East Division –1. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – (3 - 1) 2. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – (2 - 2) 3. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – (2- 2) 4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – (1 - 3) ____________– Central Division –1. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – (4 - 0) 2. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – (2 - 2) 3. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – (2 - 2)4. Hall & Oates (Phil and Jim) – (0 - 4) ____________– West Division –1. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – (3 - 1)2. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – (2 - 2) 3. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – (2 - 2) 4. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – (1- 3)_____________

UFFL Total Nonsense: Week 4

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2024 120:42

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny!#Recorded Wednesday, September 25th, 2024UFFL 2024 - WEEK 4_________________________For the 2nd week in a row - Aladdin Freeman? WHAT?!?!!? Aladdin, John B., The Commish, and Chris break it all down for you in an extended and expletive-filled edition of Total Nonsense!*Listen in for The Commissioner's Awards for the week: The Vanishing Act, the Energy Boost, and the Move of the Week!*Be sure to stick around for our games reviews, Week 4 previews, and some talk about a possible new award - that Son of a B_tch might happen!*PLUS – another game from John B.!_____________________WEEK 3 RESULTS_____________________Free Jamal 137 - Mutt & Jeff 113Vicious & Delicious 138 - Hall & Oates 130Waiver Wire Heroes 84 - Gurley's Gone 61West Coast 4 Life 143 - Compton's Most Wanted 125Cardiff The Giant Killer 126 - Kick-Ass Philanthropists 107Rochester Tschmingus 116 - The Mission 110_______________________WEEK 4 SCHEDULE_______________________Vicious & Delicious – at – Mutt & JeffKick-Ass Philanthropists – at – Gurley's GoneWaiver Wire Heroes – at – The MissionRochester Tschmingus – at – Cardiff the Giant KillerFree Jamal– at – West Coast 4 LifeHall & Oates – at – Compton's Most Wanted_____________________________ 2024 UFFL STANDINGS_____________________________– East Division –1. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – (2 - 1)2. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – (2 - 1)3. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – (1 - 2) 4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – (0 - 3) ____________– Central Division –1. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – (3 - 0)2. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – (2 - 1) 3. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – (2 - 1)4. Hall & Oates (Phil and Jim) – (0 - 3) ____________– West Division –1. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – (2 - 1)2. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – (2 - 1)3. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – (1 - 2)4. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – (1 - 2)_____________

Total Nonsense Late Cuts: Acey/Deucy Game

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2024 11:56

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny!#Recorded Wednesday, September 18th, 2024Total Nonsense Late Cuts: Acey/Deucy Game____________________________________________________John B. had a new game but Episode 10's roster was full! Enjoy a Total Nonsense Late Cut, as we play "Acey/Deucy"! Think Card Sharks.... think fantasy football scores... think razor thin margins .... think – well forget thinking about it and take a listen!_________________________________________________________________________WEEK 2 RESULTS_____________________Kick-Ass Philanthropists 154 - Mutt & Jeff 116Vicious & Delicious 148 - Gurley's Gone 56Waiver Wire Heroes 122 - West Coast 4 Life 114The Mission 102 - Free Jamal 101Cardiff The Giant Killer 141 - Compton's Most Wanted 127Rochester Tschmingus 114 - Hall & Oates 93_______________________WEEK 3 SCHEDULE_______________________Vicious & Delicious – at – Hall & OatesCardiff the Giant Killer – at – Kick-Ass PhilanthropistsThe Mission – at – Rochester TschmingusCompton's Most Wanted – at – West Coast 4 LifeMutt & Jeff – at – Free JamalGurley's Gone – at – Waiver Wire Heroes_____________________________ 2024 UFFL STANDINGS_____________________________– East Division –1. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – (1 - 1)2. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – (1 - 1)3. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – (1 - 1)4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – (0 - 2) ____________– Central Division –1. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – (2 - 0)2. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – (2 - 0)3. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – (1 - 1)4. Hall & Oates (Phil and Jim) – (0 - 2) ____________– West Division –1. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – (1 - 1)2. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – (1 - 1)3. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – (1 - 1)4. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – (1- 1)_____________

UFFL Total Nonsense: Week 3

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2024 98:02

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny!#Recorded Wednesday, September 18th, 2024UFFL 2024 - WEEK 3_________________________2 Weeks in the books for the UFFL, and we have a big show for you this week! *Listen in for The Commissioner's Awards for the week: The Lucky Charms Lucky Break, the Energy Boost, and the Jason Linkes Vanishing Act!*Be sure to stick around for our games reviews, Week 3 previews, a trip down memory lane, and a look at the injury list!*PLUS – the Return of CMW's Aladdin Freeman to the podcast (before dinner)!_____________________WEEK 2 RESULTS_____________________Kick-Ass Philanthropists 154 - Mutt & Jeff 116Vicious & Delicious 148 - Gurley's Gone 56Waiver Wire Heroes 122 - West Coast 4 Life 114The Mission 102 - Free Jamal 101Cardiff The Giant Killer 141 - Compton's Most Wanted 127Rochester Tschmingus 114 - Hall & Oates 93_______________________WEEK 3 SCHEDULE_______________________Vicious & Delicious – at – Hall & OatesCardiff the Giant Killer – at – Kick-Ass PhilanthropistsThe Mission – at – Rochester TschmingusCompton's Most Wanted – at – West Coast 4 LifeMutt & Jeff – at – Free JamalGurley's Gone – at – Waiver Wire Heroes_____________________________ 2024 UFFL STANDINGS_____________________________– East Division –1. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – (1 - 1)2. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – (1 - 1)3. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – (1 - 1) 4. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – (0 - 2) ____________– Central Division –1. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – (2 - 0)2. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – (2 - 0)3. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – (1 - 1)4. Hall & Oates (Phil and Jim) – (0 - 2) ____________– West Division –1. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – (1 - 1)2. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – (1 - 1)3. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – (1 - 1)4. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – (1- 1)_____________

UFFL Total Nonsense: Week 2

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2024 87:25

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny!#Recorded Wednesday, September 11th, 2024UFFL 2024 - WEEK 2_________________________The Opening Week of the 2024 UFFL season has come and gone, and now John B., Chris, and The Commish are here to give you all the juicy details! *Stay tuned as the gang play John B.'s newest game ..... I don't know what it's called. It needs a new name anyway.*Listen in for The Commissioner's Awards for the week: The Lucky Charms Lucky Move, the Energy Boost, and the House of Dragons something or other - why are these names so complicated – anyway it's an award!*Be sure to stick around for our game by game, position by position, insult by insult recaps from this week, and previews of each of the matchups next week!____________________WEEK 1 RESULTS____________________West Coast 4 Life 103 - Rochester Tschmingus 99Compton's Most Wanted 85 - The Mission 56Kick-Ass Philanthropists 148 - Hall & Oates 123Free Jamal 151 - Gurley's Gone 128Mutt & Jeff 107 - Waiver Wire Heroes 92Cardiff The Giant Killer 124 - Vicious & Delicious 85_______________________WEEK 2 SCHEDULE_______________________Mutt & Jeff – at – Kick-Ass PhilanthropistsGurley's Gone – at – Vicious & DeliciousWest Coast 4 Life – at – Waiver Wire HeroesThe Mission – at – Free JamalCardiff the Giant Killer – at – Compton's Most WantedHall & Oates – at – Rochester Tschmingus___________________________ 2024 UFFL STANDINGS___________________________– East Division –1. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – (1 - 0)2. Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – (1 - 0)3. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – (0 - 1)4. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – (0 - 1) ____________– Central Division –1. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – (1 - 0)2. Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – (1 - 0)3. Hall & Oates (Phil and Jim) – (0 - 1)4. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – (0 - 1) ____________– West Division –1. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – (1 - 0)2. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – (1 - 0)3. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – (0 - 1)4. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – (0- 1)_____________

2024 Season Preview – East Division and 2024 Season Predictions!

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2024 60:44

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny!Recorded 08/15/242024 Season Preview – East Division & 2024 UFFL Predictions____________________________John B., Chris, and The Commish take a deep dive into all UFFL rosters heading into 2024 - and give their 2024 UFFL Predictions!UP NEXT: The Central!______________________________FJQB Jackson/BLTQB Minshew/LVRQB Murray/ARZRB Wilson/MIARB Harris/PITRB McCaffrey/SFRB Mitchell/SFRB Demercado/ARZRB Warren/PITRB Conner/ARZRB Akers/HOUWR Cooper/CLVWR Kupp/LARWR Brown/KCWR Burks/TENWR Flournoy/DALWR Williams/NYJWR Zaccheasus/WSHTE Pitts/ATLTE Parkinson/LARTE Conklin/NYJTE LaPorta/DETK Moody/SFVikingsPackers Chiefs PRAXWR Palmer/TBDRAFTWR Harrison/ARZRB Corum/LARWR Baker/NERB Ali/BLTGGQB Tagovailoa/MIAQB Love/GBQB Brissett/NERB Gibbs/DETRB Gainwell/PHLRB White/TBRB Walker/SEARB Mitchell/BLTRB Sanders/CARRB Sermon/INDWR Kirk/JAXWR Slayton/NYGWR Evans/TBWR Doubs/GBWR Moore/CHIWR Waddle/MIAWR Dotson/PHLWR Wilson/PHLWR Mims/DENTE Mundt/MINTE Woods/INDTE Njoku/CLVK Elliott/PHLFalcons Buccaneers EaglesPRAXRB Hull/INDQB Hooker/DETDRAFTWR McConkey/LACRB Lloyd/GBWR Pearsal/SFWR McCarthy/MINTE Sinnott/WSHMJQB Herbert/LACQB Smith/SEAQB ones/NYGRB Taylor/INDRB Ekeler/WSHRB Robinson/WSHRB Williams/DENRB Elliott/DALRB Williams/NOWR Brown/PHLWR Nacua/LARWR Metcalf/SEAWR Samuel/SFWR Cooks/DALWR Boyd/TENWR Nailor/MINWR Tucker/LVRWR Gipson/NYJWR Toney/KCTE Ferguson/DALTE Everett/CHITE Okonkwo/TENK Aubrey/DALCommanders SeahawksChargersPRAXTE Whyle/TENWR Gould/INDDRAFTRB Wright/MIARB Irving/TBQB Penix/ATLWR Walker/BLTWR Thrash/CLVWWHQB Stafford/LARQB Mayfield/TBQB Browning/CINQB Cousins/ATLRB Jacobs/GBRB Mattison/LVRRB Edwards-Helaire/KCRB Patterson/PITRB Edwards/LACRB Freeman/DALWR Chase/CINWR Adams/LVRWR Lockett/SEAWR Pittman Jr./INDWR Sutton/DENWR Patrick/DENWR Williams/DETWR Wicks/GBWR Robinson/LARTE Knox/BUFTE Henry/NETE Parham/LACTE Smith/MIAK Gay/INDJets Cowboys PRAXTE Krull/DENQB Hall/MINDRAFTTE Wiley/KCQB Travis/NYJRB Davis/NYJ

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2024 Season Preview – Central Division

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2024 55:02

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny!Recorded 08/15/242024 Season Preview – Central Division_________________________________________As preseason rolls on we look at team roster building this offseason.John B., Chris, and The Commish take a deep dive into all UFFL rosters heading into 2024!UP NEXT: The Central!______________________________CGQB Hurts/PHLQB Burrow/CINRB Mixon/HOURB Williams/LARRB Achane/MIARB Robinson/NORB McLaughlin/DENRB Mostert/MIARB Allegier/ATLRB Miller/NYG WR Wilson/NYJWR Smith/PHLWR Jennings/SFWR Samuel/BUFWR Tolbert/DALWR Austin/PITWR Iosivas/CINWR Higgins/CINWR Downs/INDTE Schultz/HOUTE Allen/LARK Dicker/LACK McPherson/CINJaguarsBrowns49ersPRAXWR Whittington/LARWR Perry/NODRAFTTE Bowers/LVRWR Polk/NETE Sanders/CARWR Wilson/PITRB Tracey/NYGRB Johnson/TENRB Watson/DENKAPQB Mahomes/KCQB Stroud/HOURB Chubb/CLVRB Jones/MINRB Pacheco/KCRB Stevenson/NERB Herbert/CHIRB Kelley/NYGRB Dowdle/DALRB Brooks/MIA WR Hill/MIAWR Lamb/DALWR Diggs/HOUWR Allen/CHIWR Godwin/TBWR Meyers/LVRWR McCloud/ATLWR Pierce/INDTE Kittle/SFTE Freiermuth/PITTE Ertz/WSHTE Moreau/NOTE Goedert/PHLK Fairbairn/HOURamsTexans IR Moore/ATLPRAXWR Hutchinson/HOUTE Higgins/ARZDRAFTWR Worthy/KCWR Burton/CINRB Vidal/LACRB Laube/LVRTE All/CINVDQB Purdy/SFQB Carr/NORB Hall/NYJRB Pollard/TENRB Etienne/JAXRB Singletary/NYGRB Pierce/HOURB Gibson/NERB Dobbins/LACRB Miller/NOWR Collins/HOUWR Thielen/CARWR Flowers/BLTWR Reed/GBWR Palmer/LACWR Thornton/NEWR Mingo/CARWR Campbell/PHLTE Kmet/CHITE Dissly/LACTE Gesicki/CINTE Dulcich/DENK Koo/ATLBroncosDolphins Panthers PRAXTE Washington/PITRB Vaughn/DALDRAFTWR Coleman/BUF WR Corley/NYJWR Guerendo/SFWR Smith/PHLRB Milton/PHLQB Milton/NEHOQB Rush/DALQB Prescott/DALQB Willis/TENQB Richardson/INDQB Howell/SEARB Cook/BUFRB Robinson/ATLRB Moss/CINRB Rodriguez/WSHRB Blackshear/CARWR Watson/GBWR Hyatt/NYGWR Moore/CLVWR Johnston/LACWR Watkins/PITWR Moore/KCWR Gallup/RetiredWR Renfrow/FAWR Reynolds/DENTE Engram/JAXTE Johnson/NOTE Mayer/LVRK Bass/BUFColts BillsBears PRAXRB McBride/MINWR Shorter/BUFDRAFTWR Odunze/CHIQB Williams/CHIWR Mitchell/INDWR Washington/MIARB Gore/BUF

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2024 Season Preview – West Division

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2024 46:08

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny!Recorded 08/15/242024 Season Preview – West Division_________________________________________As preseason rolls on we look at team roster building this offseason.John B., Chris, and The Commish take a deep dive into all UFFL rosters heading into 2024!1st –The West!______________________________RT QB Allen/BUFQB Goff/DETQB Wilson/DENQB O'Connell/LVRRB Kamara/NORB Spears/TENRB Chandler/MINRB Cook/FARB Hunt/FAWR Aiyuk/SFWR Hopkins/TENWR Jeudy/CLVWR Pickens/PITWR Dortch/ARZWR Johnson/CARWR Beckham/MIAWR Robinson/NYGWR Phillips/TENTE McBride/ARZTE Fant/SEATE Kincaid/BUFTE Hurst/LACTE Musgrave/GBK Tucker/BLTRavensGiantsPRAXWR Tillman/CLVWR Washingon/JAXDRAFTWR Thomas/JAXWR Legette/CARQB Nix/DENWR McMillan/TBWR Cowing/SFQB Rattler/NOWC4LQB Young/CARQB Rodgers/NYJQB Darnold/MINQB Lance/DALQB Wilson/PITQB Stidham/DENRB Montgomery/DETRB Swift/CHIRB Barkley/PHLRB Brightwell/FARB Ford/CLVWR Olave/NOWR McLaurin/WSHWR Davis/JAXWR Woods/HOUWR Marshall/CARWR Metchie/HOUWR Chark/LACWR Osborn/MINTE Andrews/BLTTE Smith/KCTE Kraft/GBK Hopkins/CLVSteelersPatriotsCardinalsPRAXRB Johnson/CHIRB Prince/KCDRAFTRB Brooks/CARWR Franklin/DENRB Estime/DENTE Stover/HOUWR Rice/LACCMWQB Watson/CLV QB Fields/PIT RB Henry/BLT RB Williams/CIN RB Charbonet/SEA RB Dillon/GB RB Mason/SF RB Fournette/FA RB Foreman/CLV RB Davis-Price/PHL RB Hill/BLT WR Jefferson/MIN WR Ridley/TEN WR Bourne/NE WR Brown/WSH WR Dell/HOU WR Watson/KC WR Wilson/ARZ WR Thomas/NO TE Kelce/KC TE Hill/NO TE Likely/BLT TE Bell/NE K Butker/KCLions Raiders PRAX TE Schoonmaker/DAL WR Boutte/NE DRAFTQB Daniels/WSHRB Davis/BUFWR McCaffrey/WSHRB Allen/NYJ MISSION QB Lawrence/JAX QB Levis/TEN RB Hubbard/CAR RB White/LVR RB Strong/CLV RB Spiller/LAC RB Gray/NYG RB Harris/NE RB Brown/CIN RB Bigsby/JAX WR Brown/DET WR London/ATL WR Smith-Njigba/SEA WR Addison/MIN WR Rice/KC WR Mooney/ATL WR Bateman/BLT WR Shaheed/NO WR Douglas/NE WR Shakir/BUF WR Atwell/LAR TE Hockenson/MIN TE Otton/TB Titans Bengals Saints PRAX RB Abanikanda/NYJ RB McClellan/ATLDRAFTWR Nabers/NYGRB Benson/ARZQB Maye/NERB Shipley/PHLTE Johnson/NYG

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¡¡Super Terrific Happy Bonus Episode!! - 2024 Rookie Draft REVIEW PART 4

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2024 40:05

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny!#Recorded Wednesday, June 19th, 20242024 Rookie Draft REVIEW PART 4!________________________________________¡¡Super Terrific Happy Bonus Episode ALERT!!John, Chris, and The Commish are back for more as Chris' wife left the house and the Boys sneak in some more Total Nonsense!OOOOOH - IT'S SO EXTRA!!OOOOOOOH - IT'S SO SPICY!!You DO NOT want to miss one single second of this rare, hard to find, EXCLUSIVE entertainment!!Here's Part 4 of 4:*Listen in as we go over the Central Division's 2024 Rookie Draft! *Stay tuned as we go over each team's draft and roster implications!*Plus all the usual jokes and laughs at the expense of those who can't defend themselves - you don't want to miss it!____________________________________________2024 UFFL Rookie Draft – West Division____________________________________________West Coast 4 Life1st. (5th) RB Jonathan Brooks/CAR3rd. (29th) WR Troy Franklin/DEN3rd. (30th) RB Audric Estime/DEN4th. (41st) TE Cade Stover/HOU5th. (53rd) WR Brendan Rice/LACRochester Tschmingus1st. (9th) WR Brian Thomas Jr./JAX2nd. (21st) WR Xavier Legette/CAR3rd. (33rd) QB Bo Nix/DEN4th. (43rd) WR Jalen McMillan/TB4th. (45th) WR Jacob Cowing/SF5th. (57th) QB Spencer Rattler/NOThe Mission1st. (2nd) WR Malik Nabers/NYG1st. (7th) RB Trey Benson/ARZ2nd. (18th) QB Drake Maye/NE4th. (38th) RB Will Shipley/PHL5th. (50th) TE Theo Johnson/NYGCompton's Most Wanted1st. (11th) QB Jayden Daniels/WSH2nd. (23rd) RB Ray Davis/BUF4th. (46th) WR Luke McCaffrey/WSH

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¡¡4th of July BONUS!! – UFFL Total Nonsense – 2024 Rookie Draft REVIEW PART 3!

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2024 33:48

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny!#Recorded Wednesday, June 19th, 20242024 Rookie Draft REVIEW PART 3!________________________________________¡¡4th of July BONUS EPISODE ALERT!!John, Chris, and The Commish are back for more as Chris' wife left the house and the Boys sneak in some more Total Nonsense!OOOOOH - IT'S SO EXTRA!!OOOOOOOH - IT'S SO SPICY!!You DO NOT want to miss one single second of this rare, hard to find, EXCLUSIVE entertainment!!Here's Part 3 of 4:*Listen in as we go over the Central Division's 2004 Rookie Draft! *Stay tuned as we go over each team's draft and roster implications!*Plus all the usual jokes and laughs at the expense of those who can't defend themselves - you don't want to miss it!____________________________________________2024 UFFL Rookie Draft – Central Division____________________________________________Vicious & Delicious1st. (10th) WR Keon Coleman/BUF2nd. (22nd) WR Malachi Corley/NYJ3rd. (34th) RB Isaac Guerendo/SF4th. (47th) WR Ainias Smith/PHL5th. (58th) RB Kendall Milton/PHL6th. (59th) QB Joe Milton/NE Kick-Ass Philanthropists1st. (6th) WR Xavier Worthy/KC2nd. (20th) WR Jermaine Burton/CIN3rd. (27th) RB Kimani Vidal/LAC3rd. (32nd) RB Dylan Laube/LVR5th. (56th) TE Erick All/CINCardiff The Giant Killer1st. (4th) TE Brock Bowers/LVR2nd. (16th) WR Ja'Lynn Polk/NE3rd. (26th) TE Ja'Tavion Sanders/CAR3rd. (35th) RB Tyrone Tracy/NYG4th. (40th) RB Braelon Allen/NYJ4th. (48th) RB Dillon Johnson/TEN5th. (52nd) RB Blake Watson/DENHall & Oates1st. (3rd) WR Rome Odunze/CHI1st. (8th) QB Cale Williams/CHI2nd. (15th) WR Adonai Mitchell/IND4th. (39th) WR Malik Washingon/MIA5th. (51st) RB Frank Gore Jr./BUF

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¡¡DOUBLE BONUS!! – UFFL Total Nonsense – 2024 Rookie Draft REVIEW PART 2!

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2024 14:02

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny!#Recorded Wednesday, June 19th, 20242024 Rookie Draft REVIEW PART 2!________________________________________¡¡DOUBLE BONUS EPISODE ALERT!!John, Chris, and The Commish are back for more as Chris' wife left the house and the Boys sneak in some more Total Nonsense!OOOOOH - IT'S SO EXTRA!!OOOOOOOH - IT'S SO SPICY!!You DO NOT want to miss one single second of this rare, hard to find, EXCLUSIVE entertainment!!Here's Part 2 of 4:*Listen in as we go over the East Division's 2004 Rookie Draft! *Stay tuned as we go over each team's draft and roster implications!*Plus all the usual jokes and laughs at the expense of those who can't defend themselves - you don't want to miss it!____________________________________________2024 UFFL Rookie Draft – East Division____________________________________________Gurley's Gone1st. (12th) WR Ladd McConkey/LAC2nd. (17th) RB MarShawn Lloyd/GB2nd. (24th) WR Ricky Pearsal/SF 3rd. (25th) QB J.J. McCarthy/MIN3rd. (36th) TE Ben Sinnott/WSH4th. (48th) RB Dillon Johnson/TENMutt& Jeff2nd. (14th) RB Jaylen Wright/MIA2nd. (19th) RB Bucky Irving/TB3rd. (31st) QB Michael Penix/ATL4th. (44th) WR Devontez Walker/BLT5th. (55th) WR Jamari Thrash/CLVFree Jamal1st. (1st pick overall) WR Marvin Harrison/ARZ2nd. (13th) RB Blake Corum/LAR4th. (37th) WR Javon Baker/NE5th. (49th) RB Rasheen Ali/BLTWaiver Wire Heroes4th. (42nd) TE Jared Wiley/KC5th. (54th) QB Jordan Travis/NYJ5th. (60th - last pick overall) RB Isaiah Davis/NYJ

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¡¡BONUS EPISODE!! – UFFL Total Nonsense – 2024 Rookie Draft REVIEW PART 1!

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2024 42:29

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny!#Recorded Wednesday, June 19th, 20242024 Rookie Draft REVIEW PART 1!____________________________¡¡BONUS EPISODE ALERT!!John, Chris, and The Commish are back for more as Chris' wife left the house and the Boys sneak in some more Total Nonsense!OOOOOH - IT'S SO EXTRA!!OOOOOOOH - IT'S SO SPICY!!You DO NOT want to miss one single second of this rare, hard to find, EXCLUSIVE entertainment!!Here's Part 1 of 4:*Listen in as we give our Review of the 2024 Rookie Draft 1st Round!*Stay tuned for some sweet offseason news and notes!*Plus all the usual jokes and laughs at the expense of those who can't defend themselves - you don't want to miss it!_____________________________________2024 UFFL Rookie Draft Results_____________________________________1ST 1.FJ - WR Harrison/ARZ2.Mission - WR Nabers/NYG 3.HO - WR Odunze/CHI4.CGK - TE Bowers/LVR5.WC4L - RB Brooks/CAR6.KAP - WR Worthy/KC7.Mission - RB Benson/ARZ8.HO - QB Williams/CHI9.RT - WR Thomas/JAX10.VD - WR Coleman/BUF11.CMW - QB Daniels/WSH12.GG - WR McConkey/LAC2ND1.FJ - RB Corum/LAR2.MJ - RB Wright/MIA3.HO - WR Mitchell/IND4.CGK - WR Polk/NE5.GG - RB Lloyd/GB6.Mission - QB Maye/NE7.MJ - RB Irving/TB8KAP - WR Burton/CIN9.RT - WR Leggette/CAR10.VD - WR Malachi/NYJ11.CMW - RB Davis/BUF12.GG - WR Pearsal/SF3RD1. GG - QB McCarthy/MIN2. CGK - TE Sanders/CAR3. KAP - RB Vidal/LAC4. CGK - WR Wilson/PIT5. WC4L - WR Franklin/DEN6. WC4L - RB Estime/DEN7. MJ - QB Penix/ATL8. KAP - RB Laube/LVR9. RT - QB Nix/DEN10. VD - RB Guerendo/SF11. CGK - RB Tracey/NYG12. GG - TE Sinnott/WSH4TH1. FJ - WR Baker/NE2. Mission - RB Shipley/PHL3. HO - WR M. Washington/MIA4. CGK - RB Allen/NYJ5. WC4L - TE Stover/HOU6. WWH - TE Wiley/KC7. RT - WR McMillan/TB8. MJ - WR Walker/BLT9. RT - WR Cowing/SF10. CMW - WR McCaffrey/WSH11. VD - WR Smith/PHL12. CGK - RB Johnson/TEN5TH1. FJ - RB Ali/BLT2. Mission - TE Johnson/NYG3. HO - RB Gore/BUF4. CGK - RB Watson/DEN5. WC4L - WR Rice/LAC6. WWH - QB Travis/NYJ7. MJ - WR Thrash/CLV8. KAP - TE All/CIN9. RT - QB Rattler/NO10. VD - RB Milton/PHL11. VD - QB Milton/NE12. WWH - RB Davis/NYJ

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UFFL Total Nonsense - 2024 Rookie Draft Preview!

Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2024 82:39

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny!#Recorded Friday, May 10th, 20242024 Rookie Draft Preview!____________________________We're back BABY!!!John, Chris, and The Commish make their triumphant return to the mic to give you their preview of the 2024 UFFL Rookie Draft! It's been a long time - a full year plus in fact - since these three clowns have gotten together to talk about everything you need to know about the Total Nonsense going on in the UFFL!*Listen in as we give our Mock Draft selections for the 2024 Rookie Draft.*Stay tuned to see if any of them can remember how any of this works!*Plus all the usual jokes and laughs at the expense of those who can't defend themselves - you don't want to miss it!___________________________________________________UFFL BOWL XX Champion: Gurley's Gone2nd Overall: Compton's Most Wanted3rd Overall: Vicious & Delicious__________________________________________________2024 UFFL Rookie Draft Order_________________________________1. Free Jamal2. The Mission3. Hall & Oates4. Cardiff the Giant Killer5. West Coast 4 Life6. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (thru Waiver Wire Heroes)7. Mutt & Jeff8. Kick-Ass Philanthropists9. Rochester Tschmingus10. Vicious & Delicious11. Compton's Most Wanted12. Gurley's Gone

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UFFL Total Nonsense: 2022 UFFL Season Recap

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2023 50:57

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny!#Recorded Wednesday, January 11th, 20232022 UFFL Season Recap____________________________The UFFL Bowl XIX Championship goes to the Kick-Ass Philanthropists! And John B., Chris, and The Commissioner are here to tell you all about it in the final episode of the Total Nonsense Podcast of the 2022 season.*Listen in as we go over the 2nd UFFL Championship for KAP, and yet another Big-Game defeat for CMW.*Stay tuned as the Commish gives you the results of the UFFL MVP, Coach of the Year, Rookie of the Year, and the final details of the delayed finish in the Bronze Medal Game.*Plus the Gang looks around at what happened this season and what to look forward to for the 20th season of the UFFL in 2023!__________________________UFFL BOWL XIX Score__________________________Kick-Ass Philanthropists 126 - Compton's Most Wanted 72___________________________________________________UFFL BOWL XIX Champion: Kick-Ass Philanthropists2nd Overall: Compton's Most Wanted3rd Overall: Waiver Wire Heroes__________________________________________________2022 UFFL FINAL STANDINGS___________________________________– East –1. Waiver Wire Heroes (10-4)2. zMutt & Jeff (7-7)3. Free Jamal (5-9)4. Gurley's Gone (5-9) ____________– Central –1. yKick-Ass Philanthropists (11-3)2. zCardiff the Giant Killer (10-4)3. Vicious & Delicious (4-9-1)4. Hall & Oates (3-11) ____________– West –1. xCompton's Most Wanted (11-3)2. zRochester Tschmingus (7-7)3. West Coast 4 Life (5-8-1)4. The Mission (5-9)_____________x – Bye - #1 Seedy - Bye - #2 Seedz - Wild Card_____________2023 UFFL Rookie Draft Order_________________________________1. Hall & Oates2. Vicious & Delicious3. The Mission4. Gurley's Gone5. Hall & Oates (thru Free Jamal)6. West Coast 4 Life7. Hall & Oates (thru Mutt & Jeff)8. Cardiff the Giant Killer9. Rochester Tschmingus10. The Mission (thru Waiver Wire Heroes)11. Compton's Most Wanted12. Kick-Ass Philanthropists

UFFL Total Nonsense: UFFL Bowl XIX

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2022 92:15

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny!#Recorded Wednesday, December 28th, 2022UFFL Bowl XIX__________________It has all come down to this! The last 2 teams standing in the 19th season of the UFFL square off for the coveted UFFL Championship Trophy in UFFL Bowl XIX. The forever bridesmaid - Compton's Most Wanted, facing off against the all-time highest scoring team in UFFL history - the Kick-Ass Philanthropists for the most beautiful piece of fake gold you've ever laid your eyes upon. And John B., Chris, and The Commish are here to tell you all about it!*Listen in as we respectfully pay tribute to, and say our condolences for the teams who didn't make it (tear drop).*Stay tuned as the guys give a quick look at the Rookie Draft order in 2023, and go over the pros and cons of the teams who DIDN'T make the big game in our newest feature: "3 Up/3 Down"!*Plus all of the scores and highlights from the Semi-Finals round, and of course our predictions and keen insights (eh...."keen"....) into UFFL Bowl XIX!___________________________________SEMI-FINALS ROUND Results___________________________________Kick-Ass Philanthropists 159 - Waiver Wire Heroes 85Compton's Most Wanted 120 - Rochester Tschmingus 111___________________UFFL BOWL XIX___________________Kick-Ass Philanthropists – at – Compton's Most Wanted___________________________________ 2022 UFFL FINAL STANDINGS___________________________________– East –1. Waiver Wire Heroes (10-4)2. zMutt & Jeff (7-7)3. Free Jamal (5-9)4. Gurley's Gone (5-9) ____________– Central –1. yKick-Ass Philanthropists (11-3)2. zCardiff the Giant Killer (10-4)3. Vicious & Delicious (4-9-1)4. Hall & Oates (3-11) ____________– West –1. xCompton's Most Wanted (11-3)2. zRochester Tschmingus (7-7)3. West Coast 4 Life (5-8-1)4. The Mission (5-9)_____________x – Bye - #1 Seedy - Bye - #2 Seedz - Wild Card_____________2023 UFFL Rookie Draft Order_________________________________1. Hall & Oates2. Vicious & Delicious3. The Mission4. Gurley's Gone5. Hall & Oates (thru Free Jamal)6. West Coast 4 Life7. Hall & Oates (thru Mutt & Jeff)8. Cardiff the Giant Killer9. Rochester Tschmingus10. The Mission (thru Waiver Wire Heroes)11. (UFFL Bowl Loser)12. (UFFL Bowl Winner)

UFFL Total Nonsense: 2022 Semi-Finals

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2022 52:24

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny!#Recorded Wednesday, December 21st, 20222022 Semi-Finals___________________________________We are here to spread the joy of Christmas or Hannukah or Chanukah or Kwanza – whatever they have – and also the joy of Fantasy Football Playoff Action! John B., Chris, and The Commissioner break down the action from the Wild Card weekend in the UFFL and much much more! OK maybe only "much more". We all have regular jobs you know...*Listen in as we respectfully pay tribute to, and say our condolences for the teams who didn't make it (tear drop).*Stay tuned to hear our Holiday Spirit shine through in our feature: The UFFL Christmas Gifts!*Plus all of the scores from the Wild Card round, and the matchups in the Semi-Finals , and our Predictions for who will be the last 2 teams left to compete in UFFL Bowl XIX!________________________________WILD CARD ROUND Results________________________________Waiver Wire Heroes 132 - Mutt & Jeff 119Rochester Tschmingus 151 - Cardiff the Giant Killer 117Bye - #1 Seed - Compton's Most WantedBye - #2 Seed - Kick-Ass Philanthropists__________________________________SEMI-FINAL ROUND Schedule__________________________________Rochester Tschmingus– at – Compton's Most WantedWaiver Wire Heroes – at – Kick-Ass Philanthropists___________________________________ 2022 UFFL FINAL STANDINGS___________________________________– East –1. Waiver Wire Heroes (10-4)2. zMutt & Jeff (7-7)3. Free Jamal (5-9)4. Gurley's Gone (5-9) ____________– Central –1. yKick-Ass Philanthropists (11-3)2. zCardiff the Giant Killer (10-4)3. Vicious & Delicious (4-9-1)4. Hall & Oates (3-11) ____________– West –1. xCompton's Most Wanted (11-3)2. zRochester Tschmingus (7-7)3. West Coast 4 Life (5-8-1)4. The Mission (5-9)_____________x – Bye - #1 Seedy - Bye - #2 Seedz - Wild Card

UFFL Total Nonsense: 2022 Playoffs Wild Card Round

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2022 70:24

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny!#Recorded Wednesday, December 14th, 20222022 Playoffs Wild Card Round___________________________________The 2022 Regular Season is over and the Playoffs begin! John B., Chris, and The Commish are here to give you all the breakdowns on how the Playoff seedings and Wild Card bids shook out, and who was left behind in the Postseason of the19th season in UFFL History.*Listen in as we respectfully pay tribute to, and give our condolences to the teams who didn't make it (tear drop).*Stay tuned to hear multiple instances where John B. just didn't get anything right and The Commish gets salty!*You won't want to miss The Commissioner's Awards for the week, featuring the Monster Energy Boost, Fantasy Redemption, and the Lucky Break!*Plus all of the scores from the final week of the regular season, and the matchups in the Wild Card round , and our Muddle Huddle Predictions for the Playoffs!___________________WEEK 14 Results___________________Mutt & Jeff 121 - Gurley's Gone 100Compton's Most Wanted 112 - West Coast 4 Life 86Hall & Oates 112 - Kick-Ass Philanthropists 111Waiver Wire Heroes 111 - Free Jamal 104Cardiff the Giant Killer 127 - Vicious & Delicious 64Rochester Tschmingus 117 - The Mission 90_____________________________Wild Card Round Schedule_____________________________Mutt & Jeff – at – Waiver Wire HeroesRochester Tschmingus – at – Cardiff the Giant Killer Bye - #1 Seed - Compton's Most WantedBye - #2 Seed - Kick-Ass Philanthropists___________________________________ 2022 UFFL FINAL STANDINGS___________________________________– East –1. Waiver Wire Heroes (10-4)2. zMutt & Jeff (7-7)3. Free Jamal (5-9)4. Gurley's Gone (5-9) ____________– Central –1. yKick-Ass Philanthropists (11-3)2. zCardiff the Giant Killer (10-4)3. Vicious & Delicious (4-9-1)4. Hall & Oates (3-11) ____________– West –1. xCompton's Most Wanted (11-3)2. zRochester Tschmingus (7-7)3. West Coast 4 Life (5-8-1)4. The Mission (5-9)_____________x – Bye - #1 Seedy - Bye - #2 Seedz - Wild Card

UFFL Total Nonsense: Week 14 (no unlucky 13 this year!)

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2022 83:05

The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER. On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)! It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League... in podcast entertainment form... brought to you for F-R-E-E!! By God, it's nearly worth every penny!#Recorded Wednesday, December 7th, 2022UFFL 2022 - WEEK 14________________________Chris got sick and couldn't talk. The Commish was busy with League duties, and John B was stuck in litigation trying to wrestle controlling interest in the Waiver Wire Heroes from Andrew K.! And so, we skipped Week 13 and went right to Week 14 and all the details as the UFFL Playoffs loom over the last week of the season!*Listen in for the winner of the Thanksgiving ...Feast... what the hell was it called? Nevermind – Chris has to say nice things about The Commish.*Stay tuned for all the Playoff Scenarios as we head into the final week of the Regular Season!*You won't want to miss The Commissioner's Awards for the week, which feature a golden oldy and the unveiling of 2 NEW AWARDS!WEEK 12 __________Mutt & Jeff 141 - Free Jamal 114Waiver Wire Heroes 144 - Gurley's Gone 127Kick-Ass Philanthropists 140 - Vicious & Delicious 67Cardiff the Giant Killer 128 - Hall & Oates 78Rochester Tschmingus 117 - West Coast 4 Life 113Compton's Most Wanted 127 - The Mission 105WEEK 13 __________Waiver Wire Heroes 160 - Mutt & Jeff 136West Coast 4 Life 124 - The Mission 95Compton's Most Wanted 113 - Rochester Tschmingus 85Gurley's Gone 99 - Free Jamal 69Cardiff the Giant Killer 159 - Kick-Ass Philanthropists 133Vicious & Delicious 102 - Hall & Oates 96_______________________WEEK 14 SCHEDULE_______________________Gurley's Gone – at – Mutt & JeffWest Coast 4 Life – at – Compton's Most WantedHall & Oates – at – Kick-Ass PhilanthropistsWaiver Wire Heroes – at – Free JamalCardiff the Giant Killer – at – Vicious & DeliciousRochester Tschmingus – at – The Mission___________________________ 2022 UFFL STANDINGS___________________________– East –1. ^Waiver Wire Heroes (9-4)2. Mutt & Jeff (6-7)3. Free Jamal (5-8)4. Gurley's Gone (5-8) ____________– Central –1. ^Kick-Ass Philanthropists (11-2)2. ^Cardiff the Giant Killer (9-4)3. Vicious & Delicious (4-8-1)4. Hall & Oates (2-11) ____________– West –1. ^Compton's Most Wanted (10-3)2. Rochester Tschmingus (6-7)3. West Coast 4 Life (5-7-1)4. The Mission (5-8) _____________^ – Clinched Playoffs