Untimely Comics

What's happenin, everyone? This episode we're using our thinking brains (again) and we are making legacy characters out of existing characters. Does that make sense? Sort of like when Punisher had the War Machine armour. Or when X-23 took over as Wolverine. NOW does that make sense? No? Then this probably isn't the episode for you. Or maybe it is, press play and find out. What happens in this episode? Well, Max wants to see Batman in drag, Liam reveals a long con he's played on like 30 people and Steven does a little fart. 2020WOOO continues, and will never end. Until 2023 Follow us on Twitter @TheUntimelyPod Follow Max on Twitter @MaxWyldeThing Follow Liam on Twitter @Liams_Dead and on Instagram @MausoLiam_ Follow Steven on Twitter @SwoozleyDoozle and on Instagram @vaughanographic. I tried to highlight his little fart in the episode, but you can't really hear it. Just imagine it. I bet it smells

In this episode, we dwell on the past. We look back at our favourite highs and lows we had in 2021. Liam has a new mortal enemy. Max explains why we had such a break and Steven… well it's late when I write this, so I'm unsure if Steven is even real or not. Sorry, this episode has been a bit late, everyone. I, Liam, have been sick as a dog (dogs are pretty sick, tbf). But we're back with a bumper first episode of 2022 (202WOOO. It'll make sense when you listen, I promise) Follow us on Twitter @TheUntimelyPod Follow Max on Twitter @MaxWyldeThing Follow Liam on Twitter @Liams_Dead and on Instagram @MausoLiam_ Follow Steven on Twitter @SwoozleyDoozle and on Instagram @vaughanographic. Maybe he is real. I don't know

This isn't the end of the podcast, we'll never die, but we are talking about endings. TV show endings, to be more specific. We talk about good ones, bad ones, our favourites, our least favourites and some we thought were just fine. Honestly, you'll be surprised how many tv shows have ended. And how many are still going. And how many are going, despite people begging for them to stop. Just please, Simpsons, you are so goddamn past your prime. You can rest now. To show you how much we aren't ending, give us a follow on the socials. As I said earlier, WE'LL NEVER DIE Follow us on Twitter @TheUntimelyPod Follow Max on Twitter @MaxWyldeThing Follow Liam on Twitter @Liams_Dead and on Instagram @MausoLiam_ Follow Steven on Twitter @SwoozleyDoozle and on Instagram @vaughanographic. Send Steven your thoughts of how he'll end. Predict his death.

This week, we decide to do (for free) what people get paid for. We decided to write our own comic arcs. If you listened to the end of the last episode, we know that the character Liam gave to Max was Ant-Man. The character Max gave to Steven was Rocket Racoon. And I (Liam), thanks to Steven, was burdened with Gambit, possibly my least favourite Marvel hero. Even below the Whizzer. It's funny because of his mongoose blood. All Gambit has is a weird sock mask. And cards. You can charge up any object in the world and you choose PLAYING CARDS?! This isn't the time or place for that. Tell you what it is the time for though, you to give us all a follow Follow us on Twitter @TheUntimelyPod Follow Max on Twitter @MaxWyldeThing Follow Liam on Twitter @Liams_Dead and on Instagram @MausoLiam_ Follow Steven on Twitter @SwoozleyDoozle and on Instagram @vaughanographic. I was very drunk one night and suggested that to him that he change it to this as a joke and the madman did it

Oh my god, it's been a while! Not gonna name names, but SOMEONE on the pod is disabled and had possibly life-altering surgery and is recovering well, so here we are. This week, we (Liam and Steven) realise that Max has read nowhere near enough weird comics that us champions have, so we make some suggestions as to how he can broaden his reading. We look at some mega weird stuff. Steven even brings along one of those backwards Japanese ones? What are they called? Mangos? I guess there's no way of finding out, so we'll never know. We also set ourselves a challenge for what we can for the next episode. What on earth can that be? Only one way to find out! By contacting us on our socials! (or listen, I guess, it's all up to you) Follow us on Twitter @TheUntimelyPod Follow Max on Twitter @MaxWyldeThing Follow Liam on Twitter @Liams_Dead and on Instagram @MausoLiam_ Follow Steven on Twitter @SwoozleyDoozle or (not and, you can only do one) on Instagram @vaughanographic

This week, Steven is playing the role of Max, Max is playing the role of Steven and guest starring Liam as himself, the boys decide to recast films as if being made in the modern day. Steven has given the game away early by name dropping someone to Liam the night before they recorded, Max is hitting hard subjects with his recasting and Liam just wants some Star Wars fun. Is that too much to ask for?! There's also another impromptu edition of Toon Talk (that's what we're calling it now) when Max and Liam gush about how good American Dad is while Steven stays suspiciously quiet. Hmmm, I'll let you judge that one. Another really fun episode! Enjoy this one guys. Hate who we cast? Or just hate us in general? Why don't you tell us! Follow us on Twitter @TheUntimelyPod Follow Max on Twitter @MaxWyldeThing Follow Liam on Twitter @Liams_Dead and on Instagram @MausoLiam_ Follow Steven on Twitter and Instagram @SwoozleyDoozle, ask him where babies come from. (The joke here being that he doesn't actually know!)

It's finally here! You've been waiting for it for years! Our review of The Snyder Cut!!!!! Oh also the film came out, so you know, do with that what you will. Our first review of a film! What did you think of it? Do you hate or opinions? Or just hate us? Why don't you tell us? Here's some of our actual contact information! Follow us on Twitter @TheUntimelyPod Follow Max on Twitter @MaxWyldeThing Follow Liam on Twitter @Liams_Dead and on Instagram @MausoLiam_ Follow Steven on Twitter and Instagram @SwoozleyDoozle, send him TikToks

This week, the boys originally sat down to record a pod about what they thought would happen in Zack Snyders Justice League, but it just turned into them bitching about the DCEU for almost an hour. Well, I say "Bitching", I actually mean "Talking about the things wrong with those films that aren't very good, but some are good, and some aren't but we like them anyway Cough Aquaman Cough" Follow us on Twitter @TheUntimelyPod Follow Max on Twitter @MaxWyldeThing Follow Liam on Twitter @Liams_Dead and on Instagram @MausoLiam_ Follow Steven on Twitter and Instagram @SwoozleyDoozle, ask him why he doesn't like your favourite film

This episode, everyones got their thinking caps on, because we're making our own original characters! We kick it off with EVEN MORE cum jokes, Stevens has been dreaming of twins… and he's made some characters that are similar to each other. Max's characters are chasing each other round the jungle, doing whatever it is that they do and Liams made another Punisher clone… or has he? Maybe. You'll have to listen to find out. Or just DM us to save yourself some time. Then, for the last 15 minutes of the pod, we do a sort of impromptu half episode about Futurama and how it's better than almost every cartoon you can think of. It's a good ep, and we hope you enjoy it Follow us on Twitter @TheUntimelyPod Follow Max on Twitter @MaxWyldeThing Follow Liam on Twitter @Liams_Dead and on Instagram @MausoLiam_ Follow Steven on Twitter and Instagram @SwoozleyDoozle, send him spoilers for films.

This week, the boys decide to make their own Justice League. Max correctly guesses 3 members of Liams team and Steven and Maxs teams are weirdly similar? Hmmm… I'm just as suspicious as you are. Probably suspiciouser. The suspicuoisest! Follow us on Twitter @TheUntimelyPod Follow Max on Twitter @MaxWyldeThing Follow Liam on Twitter @Liams_Dead and on Instagram @MausoLiam_ Follow Steven on Twitter and Instagram @SwoozleyDoozle, threaten to hit him. He likes the attention

This week we're making people fight. We've got all your favourites. Batman. Doctor Strange. Daredevil. Booster Gold. And more! Is there more? Checks notes I think theres more. Do you like all these characters! Will they fight? You bet! Will they win? Probably not! Follow us on Twitter @TheUntimelyPod Follow Max on Twitter @MaxWyldeThing Follow Liam on Twitter @Liams_Dead and on Instagram @MausoLiam_ Follow Steven on Twitter and Instagram @SwoozleyDoozle, he wants to see photos of your dogs

This week we're talking about Doctor Who, what, when where and why?! With the rumours that Jodie Whittaker is leaving, we have chosen our top 5 picks for someone to replace her. Some are wishful thinking, some are VERY wishful, but it's our choice. Come on, BBC, cough up the cash for these actors. We also have news on Black Widows release date being changed (again), yet ANOTHER Clone Saga, but this time for Miles. We also speak about a Batman The Animated Series sequel Follow us on Twitter @TheUntimelyPod Follow Max on Twitter @MaxWyldeThing Follow Liam on Twitter @Liams_Dead and on Instagram @MausoLiam_ Follow Steven on Twitter and Instagram @SwoozleyDoozle, he once told me that specifically you can't beat him up

This week we're back! Backer than ever! And this week we have news on the release date of Godzilla vs Kong (or is it Kong vs Godzilla? I guess we'll never know), Morbius isn't coming out anytime soon which breaks everyone's hearts and Peacemaker has started filming. Plus, with the release of DC's Future State, which focuses on some legacy characters, we take a look at what makes someone take up a hero's mantle, character deaths. We've got (almost) everyone covered, DC, Marvel and inevitably Steven talks about Transformers. We also get into the question that has been bothering EVERYONE since the dawn of time. Would you rather have sex with The Joker or have him as your stepdad? Follow us on Twitter @TheUntimelyPod Follow Max on Twitter @MaxWyldeThing Follow Liam on Twitter @Liams_Dead and on Instagram @MausoLiam_ Follow Steven on Twitter and Instagram @SwoozleyDoozle, tell him why you're sad

This week, we decided that because nothing at all is happening, it's about time that we do a quiz. Max found it somewhere, I don't know where, ask him. As it turns out, we don't know that much about comics. Aquaman's cursed? When were the first comics printed? When did Batman's utility belt debut? Who knows? We don't, apparently. Liam is convinced hat every answer is gonna be Batman. Max is disappointed that we didn't do very well. And Steven thinks we did just 'all right'. Also its new years, no one cares about news, apart from how much Liam drank/is still drinking Follow us on Twitter @TheUntimelyPod Follow Max on Twitter @MaxWyldeThing Follow Liam on Twitter @Liams_Dead and on Instagram @MausoLiam_ Follow Steven on Twitter and Instagram @SwoozleyDoozle, don't tweet Steven, he can't read

This week, the boys decide to record pretty late on Boxing Day. It's a lazy episode. We literally just talk about comic stories we like. That's it. It was Boxing day. The laziest day of all time. We've got barely any news. Lazy. I'm even too lazy to write a good description. I'm a lazy boy. Should I say "lazy" more? I'm too lazy to wait for your answer. This week, Max goes into detail about how much he'd have sex with Bane. Not Tom Hardy, the character Bane. Steven loses his mind about how good the year 2099 will be (let's face it, it can't be any worse than 2020, am I bloody right?!) and Liam describes the most messed up comic he's read. And he loves it. Get help, dude Follow us on Twitter @TheUntimelyPod Follow Max on Twitter @MaxWyldeThing Follow Liam on Twitter @Liams_Dead and on Instagram @MausoLiam_ Follow Steven on Twitter and Instagram @SwoozleyDoozle, he'll pay you a tenner every time you send him pictures of your feet

Welcome to a thing we're doing called Slightly Untimely! Shorter episodes (just a bit, i think this is longer than a few normal episodes) and straight to the point. This week we're talking SPOILERS for The Mandalorian Season 2! It's good! Well, I liked it. Shorter descriptions, too. @TheUntimelyPod on twitter @MaxWyldeThing on Twitter @Liams_Dead on Twitter and @MausoLiam_ on Instagram @Swoozleydoozle on Twitter and Instagram, tell Steven how much you like Liam more

This week, I don't know if you've heard, but it's christmas. So it's time for our annual (it's never happened before) christmas episode! This week, the boys have all taken a look at 3 different christmas films (like we did for our DC animated one, remember that? No? oh.) Max has chosen Rise of the Guardians, a film set at easter. Steven chose a cornerstone for 90's nostalgia, in A Muppets Christmas carol. Well, we say cornerstone, Liam hadn't seen it. And speaking of that little rascal, Liam chose the most depressing uplifting film of all time and went with It's a Wonderful Life. We also have news on a possible Snyder Cut release date, DC Comics future plans, and everyone's favourite segment returns, Tier Talk! Follow us on Twitter @TheUntimelyPod Follow Max on Twitter @MaxWyldeThing Follow Liam on Twitter @Liams_Dead and on Instagram @MausoLiam_ Follow Steven on Twitter and Instagram @SwoozleyDoozle. Please send all complaints and death threats to him and he should get back to you within 2 - 4 working days

Disney's investors day crept up on us like an investors day for Disney. No one knew this was happening until we saw Star Wars was trending on Twitter, so we've pushed the original topic back a few weeks (it was a bloody doozy well). So this week we have a news episode, (almost) everything that came out out the Disney Investors Day! Well, everything we cared about, anyway. I don't think we spoke about that docco about Buffaloes that's going to Disney+. Star Wars news! Pixar News! Marvel reminders of shows that are happening! We've got it all and if you ask nicely, we can give some to you (news, get your mind out of the gutter). We all started drinking about halfway through, I don't remember what else happened Follow us on Twitter @TheUntimelyPod Follow Max on Twitter @MaxWyldeThing Follow Liam on Twitter @Liams_Dead and on Instagram @MausoLiam_ Follow Steven on Twitter and Instagram @SwoozleyDoozle. Tell him a secret. He won't tell anyone

This week, the boys have chosen 3 different DC Animated films to watch and discuss. Max has chosen Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker (no surprise there), Steven's gone for Green Lantern: Emeralds Knights (No surprise there) and Liam's gone for Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (Surprise there, but a mouthful). Everyone agrees that Emerald Knights should be a show, we love Mark Hamill, but we love Etragon more (Liam's writing this, so I say we love him more) Follow us on Twitter @TheUntimelyPod Follow Max on Twitter @MaxWyldeThing Follow Liam on Twitter @Liams_Dead and on Instagram @MausoLiam_ Follow Steven on Twitter and Instagram @SwoozleyDoozle. He thinks you don't know how to spell it, but it's written right here

This week, these three weirdos pick out some of their favourite weirdos from comics. We're talking about our favourite obscure characters this week and boy, do we talk about them. Max invites all the Twitter followers to fight us over who the first Superhero is, Liam recounts almost the whole story of Infinite Crisis, and Steven doesn't know what we mean when we say “Lets just come up with 4”. Liam also accidentally gives away his real life address, does he edit it out? Tune in and find out (I'm writing this now, and Christ, I hope it saved). Basically nothing has happened in the news. A certain anthropomorphic tree might be joining the cast of Thor: Love & Thunder, Deathstroke's in the Snyder cut and we talk about which lockdown tier we're in. Told you it was a slow week. Follow us on Twitter @TheUntimelyPod Follow Max on Twitter @MaxWyldeThing Follow Liam on Twitter @Liams_Dead and on Instagram @MausoLiam_ Follow Steven on Twitter and Instagram @SwoozleyDoozle. Suggest him names he can change his Instagram to.

This week, they Untimely boys decide who they'd like to see in the MCU and who would play them. Liam gets on the Christmas bandwagon, Steven casts the widest boy known to man and Max gender bends. A character, he hasn't been soul searching. Also everyone gushes about how much they like Shia LeBeouf. I wish I was joking. We also have news on Deadpool 3, a Scream sequel called Scream (should have been called 5cream) and yet again, Max talks about Wonder Woman 84. When will the Wonder Woman news end?! Probably when it comes out, to be fair Follow us on Twitter @TheUntimelyPod Follow Max on Twitter @MaxWyldeThing Follow Liam on Twitter @Liams_Dead and on Instagram @MausoLiam_ Follow Steven on Twitter and Instagram @SwoozleyDoozle. Steven can't afford two names

1, 2, Untimely 5, everybodys in the car, so come on lets drive. We're not driving anywhere. We're in lockdown, everythings closed. This week we talk about a show we've all finished in the past week The Clone Wars. Yes, I know we're over 6 months late at this point, but we're in a lockdown, what else are we going to do? Also this week we have news on MORE Wonder Woman delays, a possible replacement for Johnny Depp in the Fantastic Beasts films and which Marvel character will be joining Thor: Love & Thunder? PLUS, Max loves Samuel L. Jackson, Liam wants to talk about Jar Jars love life and Steven hates Star Wars. Like they say, no one hates Star Wars as much as a Star Wars fan Follow/Tweet us @TheUntimelyPod Max is @MaxWyldeThing on Twitter Liam is @Liams_Dead on Twitter and @MausoLiam_ on Instagram Steven is @SwoozleyDoozle on both Twitter and Instagram. Steven should legally change his name to Swoozley Doozle

This week, an alternate universe version of Max, an alternate universe version of Steven, and just the normal version of Liam all come together to talk about their favourite alternate versions of characters. We've got everyone, Spider-Man 2099, Ultraman, Steven even starts a tangent about Transformers (unsurprisingly). We even talk about The Amalgam Universe! I bet you forgot about that! You're welcome. There's no doubt we've forgotten, hundreds, possibly thousands of alternate versions. Please don't send us messages. Max has a heartfelt rant about how much he loves Return of The Joker. Steven has a heartfelt rant about how much he loves Kyle Rayner. Liam goes into a heartfelt rant about how much he hates a Star Wars actor. We've also got news on Cyberpunk, Johnny Depp's current situation and Oscar Isaac in talks to play everyone's favourite lunatic, Moon Knight Follow/Tweet us @TheUntimelyPod Max is @MaxWyldeThing on Twitter Liam is @Liams_Dead on Twitter and @MausoLiam_ on Instagram Steven is @Swoozleydoozle on both Twitter and Instagram. Why didn't the rest of us think to use one name?

This week, it's that time of year when ghosts pop out. Also known as Halloween. So, of course, the Untimely boys have decided to take the law into their own hands and they're going to fight (yeah, you're reading that correctly) some iconic horror movie villains. It starts quite tame but then it quickly goes back to the usual idiocy. It then gets even weirder when we talk about the pros and cons of flour, how many of the villains we'd have to seduce and also is it ethically right to fight a child? (Normal child: NO. Demon child: GREY AREA) There's also a first look at the Uncharted film, news on a possible Static Shock casting and the return of everyone's favourite Joker, Jared “Here's a rat” Leto. Hope you enjoy it @TheUntimelyPod on twitter Max is @MaxWyldeThing on Twitter. He doesn't have Instagram Liam is @Liams_Dead on Twitter and @MuasoLiam_ on Instagram Steven is @SwoozleyDoozle on both Twitter and Instagram. What a consistent boy

This week, the boys have already hit the wall of their creative content and have decided that the best thing to do would be a quiz. Not just any quiz, the hardest MCU quiz Liam could find at a short notice. Steven decides to bring back the delight that is Wolverine Revolver (look it up, I'm sorry in advance), Liam officially starts the campaign to bring back Jar Jar and Max decides that none of the answers Liam reads out are correct and tries to lobby for his own. PLUS we all get very angry at one specific question, you'll know which one it is when you get there. We also have news on possible Spider-Man 3 casting, Michael B. Jordans attachment to the Static Shock film (which Steven believes is a show) and also, what has Tobey Maguire been doing since The Great Gatsby? 200%!!!!!!!!! We are @TheUntimelyPod on Twitter Max is @MaxWyldeThing on Twitter Liam is @Liams_Dead on Twitter and @MausoLiam_ on Instagram Steven is @Swoozleydoozle on both Instagram and Twitter, he had the bright idea to use the same name for both, or maybe he can't think of two names

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