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Is that Libra interested or just bored? Is your mother-in-law actually crazy, or just a Gemini? Should you double text that Scorpio? Are Virgos okay? Why do Aquarians act like...that? Welcome to Winestrology, the weekly comedy podcast hosted by Lwini and

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    • Apr 21, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
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    BONUS - Club Taurus with MelaninxMoscato

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2022 148:12


    Happy Taurus Season, astrobaddies and daddies!Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are celebrating their favourite Venusians with a re-recorded 'Toxic Taurus' episode that does them justice. The astrobaes are joined by longtime friend of the show, Thabiso (aka MelaninxMoscato) who is here to defend his fellow Taureans against the allegations and misconceptions about the sign. With a bottle of Saintly's The Good Rosé on hand, we discuss the bull's tendency towards possessiveness, obstinacy and promiscuity among a few other things...(allegedly). This episode marks the official end of season four and we will be taking a few weeks off before our next one, but stay tuned for that by making sure that you...FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 37: Saturn in Synastry

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2022 82:29


    We're back and on track!This week the astrobaes are discussing the big boss of the synastry chart, Daddy Saturn and how it relates to other planets in a partner's to create some major harmony or big big problems. So what's the tea? Is Saturn essential for a mature and long-lasting romantic connection? Your hosts can't seem to agree!This very serious episode calls for a very serious wine, so this week Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are sipping Trapiche winery's 2018 Medalla Malbec; a big wine for a big planet.FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    The Speakeasy: The Bimbo Dichotomy with Ava Asly

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2022 104:20


    In this episode of the Speakeasy, Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are joined by fashionista and creative Ava Asly after a style-inspo tweet turns sour and sparks a bigger conversation surrounding the word "bimbo". Is it an aesthetic, an empowering and subversive political movement or simply a demeaning slur? The gals chat about the meaning of the term, their own complicated relationships with the word, its racial implications, the sliding "bimbo scale" and weigh in on the notorious Oscars' slap. Make sure to follow Ava on Instagram and check out her brainchild, Discharge Magazine! And please check out For Harriet's video essay "Wap and the Spectacle of Sexual Liberation" which Nicole referenced as part of the discussion.Apologies for the dicey audio towards the end, we hope you enjoy the episode nonetheless!FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    A**hole Aries (Re-Release)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2022 96:08


    Happy #WineWednesday, astrobaes!We are celebrating the Astro New Year and one of the messiest weeks of 2022 by revisiting one of our very first (and very drunk) episodes about everyone's favourite agents of chaos: Aries.FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    The Speakeasy: Toxic Positivity

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2022 85:59


    IT'S THE 50TH EPISODE...ON WINESTROLOGY'S FEED! So yes, not quite episode 50 yet but Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) decided to celebrate anyway with yet another "Speakeasy" segment. This week, the astrobaes sip some gin-based French 75s and discuss toxic positivity, branded mindfulness and the predatory side of "self-help". FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 36: Toxic Relationships with Allegedly Astrology

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2022 111:33


    This week, Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are joined by special guests Dana, Elyse and Sarah of Allegedly Astrology Podcast for a chat about everyone's favourite Twitter discourse topic: toxic relationships. The astrobaddies pop a bottle of Tenuta Santomè's 2020 Prosecco Rosé Brut and discuss Saturn contacts, Plutonian inter-chart aspects, as well as their favourite toxic relationships (which include Angelina and Billy Bob aka Hollywood's toxic relationship blueprint) and the bane of everyone's existence: Pisces men.Make sure to listen, like and review Allegedly Astrology on your favourite podcasting apps and check out hilarious and informative content on Instagram and Twitter, or book your own reading with Dana!FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 35: Aspects in Synastry

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2022 67:49


    On this week's episode, Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) re-visit the aspects by exploring how they play out in a synastry chart. The astrobaddies discuss the importance of trines, debate the power of the conjunction and share their favourite dysfunctional but sexy interchart aspects with another of Lauren Power's wine recommendations, Gnarled Vine's 2018 Cabernet Sauvignon. FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 34: House Overlays

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2022 73:49


    Hosts Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) continue their series on synastry by exploring the so-called "relationship houses" in a chart. In this week's episode, the astrobaddies crack a bottle of Zinio Bodega's 2020 Rioja Blanca and discuss the anatomy of a romantic relationship from the 1st to the 8th houses. FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 33: Planets in Synastry

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2022 102:39


    This week Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) revisit the planets and discuss their individual significance in a synastry chart with a crisp bottle of Provolo Wines' 2019 Soave. FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Arrogant Aquarius (Re-Release)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2022 120:14


    Hey astrobaes, no new episode this week due to some technical difficulties but please enjoy this oldie-but-goodie as we round out the end of Aquarius season with a light-hearted roast of our favourite water-bearing contrarians! FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 32: Vino & Valentine's with Lauren Power Wine

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2022 72:52


    Valentine's Day is around the corner, so this week, your hosts  Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are here to hook you up with some knowledge and insight into the world's tastiest aphrodisiac: wine.They are joined by wine expert Lauren Power of Tre Amici, a Toronto-based wine importer with an ultra-exclusive portfolio. Lauren has curated a special three-pack of Valentine's inspired "Winestrology wines" and takes us through the ideal one for any occasion for each of the zodiac's quadruplicities (aka cardinal, fixed and mutable-dominant placements).The ladies also discuss their best/and worst dates, the signs responsible for them, and why wine is the number one thing guaranteed to seal the deal on Valentine's Day!Follow Lauren and Tre Amici Wines on IG for more fun, informative wine content, exclusive wines, tastings and more!FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 31: The Sexy Synastry Syllabus

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2022 83:19


    Welcome to season four, astrobaes!In this week's episode, your hosts Lwini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) provide a quick run-down of the new (and old) terms and descriptions you'll be hearing this season. Armed with a chilled bottle of Nomad at Hinterbrook's Venus Rosé (2020), the astrobaes discuss the basics of the astrology of love, sex and attraction, and share their perspective on a listener email! FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    TRAILER - S4: Sexy Synastry

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2022 1:50


    Happy New Year, astrobaes!Welcome to the fourth season of Winestrology, the podcast where two best friends sip wine, roast the signs, and use astrology to interpret relationships?That's right, this season is all about synastry (the sexy kind) and your hosts Wini (@winisays), Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) and their brand new guests will be learning all about chemistry, attraction and compatibility in romantic connections. Stay tuned, stay tipsy and stay sexy! FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 30: Birthdays, Birth Charts & Bonuses with The Elysian Aquarius

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2022 128:05


    BONUS - Winestrology's Holiday Gift Guide

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2021 94:21


    IT'S THE HOLIDAY SEASON...and the Winestrology babes have a special gift for you, astrobaes! This week, Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) sip on Moselland's Red Cat Riesling and share their gift ideas for everyone on your nice (or naughty) list based on the most active houses in their birth chart. FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Scamming Sagittarius (Re-Release)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2021 127:33


    Happy #SagSzn, astrobaes! Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are taking the week off for some much-needed R&R before releasing a new episode next week.In honour of one of our messy faves, please enjoy the tea (and jokes) about one of our favourite signs, Sagittarius!FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    The Speakeasy: Himbos & Feminist Frauds with Miracle Kerr

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2021 174:23


    It's baaaack...and it's better!This week, Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are joined by special guest Miracle Kerr of Miracle Management for their second Speakeasy episode.  In this episode, the friends discuss how the pandemic has affected their relationships and ways that they socialize, dating in a city plagued by the "Toronto mans", the dangers of #Girlboss culture and what it really takes to be successful in business as a woman while chugging back a few St. Germain Spritzes. Keep up with Miracle Management's talent and projects on Instagram (@miraclemgmt).FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 29: Complicated Chart Rulers

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2021 92:30


    It's another mini-ish-sode, astrobaes! This week, Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) re-visit the ascendant (sort of) by way of its master, the chart ruler (aka the dominant planetary force that dictates your entire astrological destiny–just kidding, but it is important). Equipped with a bottle of Konzelmann Estate Winery's infamous Peachwine, the astrobaddies discuss the significance of the chart ruler and the various ways it interacts with one's birth chart and even drop some random gems about friendship the meaning of true love.FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Scornful Scorpio (Re-Release)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2021 119:00


    Happy #ScorpioSzn, astrobaes! Life happens, so no new episode this week. Instead, Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are re-visiting one of our favourite episodes from season one (which seems, so so long ago now).In honour of #SpookySzn (because real witches know it doesn't just end on November 1st) please enjoy a re-listen (or first listen) of 'Scornful Scorpio'.FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 28: Terrible Transits

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2021 114:10


    In this week's episode, Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) sit back with a 2019 bottle of Fantini's Calalenta Rosato and foray into the world of astrological transits (and their many meanings) with a primary focus on planetary movements through the natal houses. FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    BONUS - Spooky Season Spectacular!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2021 156:12


    Happy (early) Halloween, astrobaes! In celebration of #SpookySzn, Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) take a week off from their regularly scheduled programming to present their first bonus episode of Winestrology's third season. This time around, the hosts discuss their favourite Halloween-related traditions, costumes, and movies and do their first-ever astrological movie recap on the movie that probably awakened every teenage millennial girl's inner witch, The Craft (1996), over a bottle of 19 Crimes 'The Uprising' Red Blend.FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 27: Abnormal Aspect Patterns

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2021 65:02


    Happy Aries full moon, astrobaes! Hosts Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are back from their Thanksgiving break with their first-ever minisode on aspect patterns, otherwise known as "multi-planetary aspects", also known as that one thing in a birth chart we all vaguely hear about but no one really mentions in-depth?  (And there's a reason for that, as it turns out ). So tune in for some poorly-timed Squid Game references and more on this ambiguous topic as the ladies pour their first red wine of the season, a Valpolicella Ripasso blend by Enzo Vincenzo. FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 26: Abrasive Aspects

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2021 97:58


    It's another boozy one, astrobaes! In this week's episode, hosts Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) confront the final boss of birth chart analysis: aspects (well, the major ones anyway). The planets are back in play as the astrobaddies explain how they interact with one another in a birth chart (by spilling the tea on their own aspects) while sipping on rosé, referencing Bob's Burgers and offering sage advice from none other than AstroTwitter™. FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 25: Planets in the Houses with Chart of Fortune

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2021 110:15


    This week, Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) discuss some of the planets in the houses with fellow pop-culture junkie and host of Chart of Fortune podcast,  Elise Blaylock. In addition to their favourite house placements, the gals chat about their recording misadventures during Mercury retroshade, their favourite Y2K pop culture moments, and the perils of dating Scorpio men, all while sipping Duckhorn Vineyard's Napa Valley Chardonnay.Don't forget to subscribe and follow Elise on Instagram @charftoffortune and tune in wherever you get your podcasts!FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 24: Haunting Houses

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2021 98:33


    This week, hosts Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) celebrate the Pisces new moon and fall equinox with a shallow dive into the houses in astrology, all while sipping Nomad at Hinterbrook's Autumn Snow Riesling. FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 23: Birth Chart Ba(e)sics

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2021 101:48


    We're back, astrobaddies and daddies, and class is now in session! In the first episode of season three, Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) explore the basics of the oft-mentioned birth chart, in all its riveting glory. In a throwback to A Taste of Winestrology, your hosts compile a glossary of terms they will be expanding on this season (in later episodes) while sipping on a white blend from Niagara vineyard, Open Wines.FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    TRAILER - S3: Birth Chart Basics

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2021 1:41


    Happy Fall, astrobaddies and daddies! Classes are back in session, and so is the third semester of Winestrology Academy, where Professors Wini (@winisays) & Nicole's (@nicoledaniellexo) lectures will teach you all about birth charts, including how to interpret them and unlock their secret potential.Not only that, this season will feature more amazing guests, more wine, and even more original bonus content,  so make sure to stay tuned and stay tipsy!FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    BONUS - What's Your Wine? with What's Your Sign? Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2021 90:25


    Winestrology is back, astrobaes and this week Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo)  are joined by special guests Julia (@julialoken), Lisa (@asilnoux) and Stevie (@spaghetti_witch), otherwise known as the hosts of What's Your Sign? Podcast.The self-proclaimed gang of "professional drunk astrologers on the internet" chat about wine, rising signs, annoying restaurant reso notes, their favourite planetary placements and more on the final episode of the season! Make sure to check out What's Your Sign?'s amazing content on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and Patreon!FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 22: The Outer Planets

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2021 96:48


    This week Wini  (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) travel to the depths of the solar system where Unique Uranus, Naughty Neptune and Powerful Pluto reside. The astrobaddies crack open a bottle of Batasiolo's famed Moscato D'Asti, a sweet wine to offset the intensity of the debates associated with these enigmatic planets. Pressing questions include what Neptune actually does and whether Pluto should be at all relevant to astrology now that it is no longer considered a planet...(hint: you have to listen to find out).FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 21: Stern Saturn

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2021 118:08


    We're back down to earth in this week's episode with a bottle of Ego Bodegas' El Gorú , a full-bodied red blend that complements this week's birth chart heavyweight, Saturn. Although obstacles, lessons and restrictions are some of its better-known planetary themes, Wini  (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) reveal the positives to how the signs and elements the Ringed Planet is in can benefit us and do more than just holding us back from achieving our goals. FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 20: Jolly Jupiter

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2021 98:49


    This week Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) chat about Jupiter, the planet of good vibes and good luck. Its energy endow its natives with amicable natures, sunny dispositions and some major BDE. Otherwise known as 'The Gas Giant', this astrological juggernaut influences our spiritual growth, thirst for knowledge, financial prosperity, and stimulates our confidence and inner faith. Don't let its generosity and seemingly carefree attitude fool you, there's more to this planet than meets the eye!  FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 19: Mars Madness

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2021 112:47


    Hosts Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) get into a heated discussion about the red planet in all its fiery glory while featuring their first Portuguese wine; a bold, full-bodied red blend by Quadrus from the acclaimed Douro region. Small but mighty, Mars packs quite a punch in our birth charts as the planetary ruler of action,  passion, aggression, conflict and libido. Strap in astrobaes because as Nelly once said, it's getting hot in herre! FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 18: The Moody Moon with Blame It On the Stars

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2021 93:05


    In this week's episode, Wini and Nicole discuss the changeable and temperamental moon with special guests Kara (@astr0kara) and Jade (@astr0jade), also known as the Astromillenials and co-hosts of Blame It On the Stars. In true celebration of the moon's stormy depths, we'll be sipping on The Prisoner's smooth and dark Red Blend while we uncover the moon's astrological significance, its hidden desires, true nature and what makes it one of the most important planets in your birth chart.FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrology, Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo)TWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com 

    BONUS - Introducing: The Speakeasy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2021 117:47


    Introducing The Speakeasy, the bonus episode where two best friends sip wine-based cocktails and talk about topics other than astrology. This week, Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) try something different, starting off by officially introducing themselves, sharing their favourite things (like Oprah, but not really) and give a little more insight into Winestrology and its inception. Listen for good vibes and good drinks–cheers! FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 17: Vivacious Venus

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2021 128:14


    This week, Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) pop open a bottle of Podere 414's Flower Power Rosato and take a trip to Venus, the planet of money, love and all things sexy...right? Not quite. Yes, this auspicious planet bestows those blessed by her influence with beauty, charm and impeccable taste. But what happens when you have too much of a good thing? The astrobaddies talk jealousy, possessiveness, manipulation and more as they explore Venus in the elements and signs. Which Venus sign is the best in bed? Which one enjoys mind games? Which gives the best gifts, and which one is low-key crazy? Tune in to find out!More info on malefics and benefics hereFOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 16: Magnificent Mercury

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2021 101:05


    In this week's episode, your astrobaddies Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) cover Mercury, the most underrated of the inner planets by far. Small but mighty Mercury dictates how we navigate (travel), perceive (think), and communicate with the world around us. Not an easy feat for such a small planet. But that's not all–turns out this little rock's tricksy energy can also lend itself to some mischievous and troublesome proclivities when negatively afflicted in a birth chart (it is Gemini's planetary ruler after all).Pearl Morisette's Irrévérence (2018) (an acclaimed and complex white wine blend with a unique maceration process) seemed like the obvious pairing choice for such a multifaceted planet!FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 15: The Superb Sun

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2021 89:17


    We're back astrobaddies and daddies! Season two is finally underway and in this episode Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) pop shiny a bottle of Bottega Gold Prosecco to celebrate.This week the friends dish on everyone's favourite (or maybe just the brightest) luminary—the sun! Is it really as important as people think or is it actually kind of basic? Tune in to find that out as well as what the sun represents in a birth chart, how its energy manifests in each astrological element and the cool concept that helps settle the debate about what the best (and worst) sun sign placements really are!FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    TRAILER - S2: The Planets (And Other Stuff That's Out of This World)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2021 3:40


    The Winestrology babes are back! Tune in to find out what Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) have in store for their astrobaddies & daddies this season (hint: it includes special guests and giveaways) and get pumped for a new episode next Wednesday! As always don't forget to stay tipsy!FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    BONUS - Decans (aka the True You)

    Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 147:48


    Are you an astrology skeptic who thinks zodiac signs are bs? Or someone who just can't seem to relate to your sun sign? Or maybe you're a hardcore sign purist who swears there is a definitive difference between April and May Tauruses. If you relate to any of those things, this is the episode for you! This week, Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) sip a Chilean Viognier from Cono Sur Vineyard's Bicicleta line and explore decans, the astrological explanation for some of the subtle differences found among each sign. Sign time stamps:Aries (00:20:41)Taurus (00:29:38)Gemini (00:37:55)Cancer (00:46:52)Leo (00:56:51) Virgo (01:06:01)Libra (01:19:22)Scorpio (01:28:14)Sagittarius (01:38:59)Capricorn (01:49:53)Aquarius (02:02:15)Pisces (02:12:54)FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 14: Poor Pisces

    Play Episode Play 49 sec Highlight Listen Later Apr 14, 2021 131:00


    It's here astrobaddies and daddies–the last episode of the season! Poor Pisces, they've waited so long. Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) throw it back this week with a bubbly red Lambrusco, otherwise known as the feel-good wine of the 1970s (which is arguably one of the most fabulous decades in human history). So sit back and chill as we discuss dreamy, kind-hearted Pisces–the zodiac's resident empath–and their affinity for drugs, alcohol and anything mystical.FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 13: Arrogant Aquarius

    Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later Apr 7, 2021 120:14


    This week hosts Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) try a wine they've never sampled before (much like the elusive Aquarius), a Petit Chablis from French winery Bouchard Père & Fils. They touch on humanitarian Aquarius's know-it-all attitude, their obsession with "the greater good", their penchant for "ghosting", their secret desire to be the centre of attention and their stubborn refusal to admit it.FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 12: Callous Capricorn

    Play Episode Play 41 sec Highlight Listen Later Mar 31, 2021 136:00


    This week, Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) uncork their boldest bottle yet—Fontanafredda's 2016 Barolo— a perfect match for the zodiac's resident sophisticate, Capricorn. The astrobaddies enjoy this complex and tannic wine while peeling back the sign's onion-like layers and as it turns out, their steely veneer is often just an invisible shield for the sensitive inner child they're so often protecting. Don't forget to comment, rate and subscribe! FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 11: Scamming Sagittarius

    Play Episode Play 51 sec Highlight Listen Later Mar 24, 2021 127:33


    Cheers to #AriesSeason! To celebrate the astrological New Year and the roast of Sagittarius, the zodiac's final fire sign, hosts Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are popping a bottle of Villa Conchi's Brut Seleccion Cava! This week, they get down and dirty, addressing all of the biggest (no pun intended) Sag stereotypes, including their reputation as the zodiac's biggest Casanovas, their talent for avoiding responsibility, and their habit of waking up daily and choosing violence. Who's gonna check them? Not us!FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 10: Scornful Scorpio

    Play Episode Play 51 sec Highlight Listen Later Mar 17, 2021 119:00


    This week, the Winestrology babes take their time sipping an award-winning Cabernet Sauvignon from Tom Gore Vineyards, a wine as complex and dark as the sign it's paired with. Scorpios are known as the zodiac's resident bad boys and gals, not to mention its biggest enigma by far,  and it has long been said that they're the sign everyone wants to either be or be with. But...are they really that good in bed?FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 9: Lying Libra

    Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later Mar 10, 2021 111:15


    It's finally here...the roast everyone has been waiting for—astrology's queen bee is in the hot seat! The scales have tipped and your hosts Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo)  crack a crisp and sweet bottle of VOGA Italia's frizzante as a nod to the zodiac's second Venusian. Well-dressed, intelligent and attractive, Libras have an appealing and charming demeanour. Those who get close enough, however, soon learn that appearances can be deceiving.FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 8: Volatile Virgo

    Play Episode Play 54 sec Highlight Listen Later Mar 3, 2021 123:15


    This week Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) are dissecting Virgos with a vintage Frescobaldi Chianti on deck. Where shall they start? Well, probably alphabetically because Virgos like order. A sign that tends to either fly under the radar or get dismissed as fussy and hypercritical, their peers will often find that the best of Virgos lies deep beneath the surface. Unfortunately, so does their dark side.FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 7: Loudmouth Leo

    Play Episode Play 58 sec Highlight Listen Later Feb 24, 2021 102:49


    This week, Winestrology celebrates astrology's most extravagant sign in style with a crisp bottle of Veuve Clicquot— nothing but the best for the kings and queens of the zodiac! After the proverbial "popping off", Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) discuss Leo's strengths like their generosity, devotion to their friends, and commitment to looking fabulous at all times. It's all sunshine and rainbows, right? That is until they reveal their vanity, pride, possessiveness, stubbornness, and the list goes on...and on.FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 6: Crybaby Cancer

    Play Episode Play 45 sec Highlight Listen Later Feb 17, 2021 130:50


    After the fake-out with an extra episode on Geminis, the Winestrology babes reward Cancerians for their patience with a jam-packed episode and a stellar wine from Vineland Estates Winery. In addition to the usual segments, Wini (@winisays) offers a brief history of Cancer women as the zodiac's long-suffering wives and girlfriends. Then, it's story-time with Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo)  as she details her horror-show experience dating a Cancer man, the original wolf-in-nice-guys-clothing.FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    BONUS - Lovestrology

    Play Episode Play 48 sec Highlight Listen Later Feb 13, 2021 183:57


    Anxious about Valentine's Day? No worries— Winestrology's got you covered! In this very special bonus episode, Wini and Nicole dive into the astrology of love accompanied by Silk, Ménage à Trois Wines' sultriest red blend. Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) discuss each zodiac sign's love nature, offer single signs tips on how to get their crush's attention, give taken signs some cute quarantine date ideas, and recommend musical artists all signs should consider adding to their sexy-time playlist.Sign time stamps:Aries (00:12:02)Taurus (00:27:25)Gemini (00:39:00)Cancer (00:55:56)Leo (01:13:55) Virgo (01:30:12)Libra (01:43:45)Scorpio (01:56:15)Sagittarius (02:07:06)Capricorn (02:17:50)Aquarius (02:34:50)Pisces (02:49:50)FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 5: Gossipy Gemini (Part II)

    Play Episode Play 49 sec Highlight Listen Later Feb 10, 2021 68:40


    In the conclusion to last week's Gemini gossip sesh, Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) polish off their bottle of Anselmi's San Vincenzo while discussing friendships and dating tips (including how to maintain a Gemini's attention, turn them on and much more). The ladies also list their most beloved (and hated) celebrity twins and reveal why they think everyone should take notes and learn to be more like Geminis.FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

    Episode 4: Gossipy Gemini

    Play Episode Play 28 sec Highlight Listen Later Feb 3, 2021 81:10


    Gemini, your time has come! The episode we've all been waiting for (whether you're into astrology or not) because let's face it, Geminis are the kings and queens of controversy. The complex flavours of Anselmi's San Vincenzo Garganega blend perfectly capture the dynamic essence of this complicated and often misunderstood sign. So pour yourself a glass and join Wini (@winisays) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo) in finding out why many consider Geminis the zodiac's resident persona non grata.FOLLOW US:IG: @winestrologyTWITTER: @winestrologypodTALK TO US:EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

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