Worst Date Movies Ever

It's the last episode of Season 3 and it's definitely not one to miss as I'm joined by Glenn Criddle, a.k.a. lampyman101. Glenn's the first YouTuber I subscribed to back in 2009 who talked about disturbing films, such as the Video Nasties.The first half of the episode is an interview with Glenn covering many topics, such as why he started his channel, how YouTube has changed, advice he'd give to people looking to start their own channel, and a lot more, including times he's received death threats (!!!) for his videos.For the rest of the episode, myself and Glenn review A Serbian Film - one I'm sure you've all been waiting for! Not only is it possibly the most disturbing and controversial film of all time, but also a very misunderstood film.Jump to 57:48 if you want to go straight to the review.It was an honour having Glenn on the show and I hope to do something with him again in the future.

Whoever said you can have too much of a good thing clearly never listened to this show. I've brought Myroslava Hartmond back onto the show once again to talk about Antichrist and the films of Lars von Trier.Listen to over 2 hours of quality content as we discuss von Trier's career, Myro's dislike of Willem Dafoe, foxes, and much much more. Check it out!

I love talking about movies in depth as much as the next man, but sometimes it's more fun to do a quick review. On this episode, I'm covering a very nasty film, GROTESQUE by Koji Shiraishi. I'm a big fan of Shiraishi's early film, Noroi: The Curse - did I enjoy Grotesque? Listen to find out!WARNING - lots of graphic content in this one. Blame the film

I've talked about how Eli Roth was inspired by Audition, so why not go straight to the source? Myroslava Hartmond joins me on the show once again to talk about Takashi Miike's most famous film, and notorious disturbing movie. We talk about the differences from the book the film's based on, its gender politics and, of course, the infamous  last 30 minutes. Torture porn starts here - even if the wrong lessons were taken from it.A really fun show which I hope is listened to by a billion people.

I  watched Martyrs in 2009 and it left such an impression on me that I was scared to watch it again. What happened this time? Find out in this raw episode 

I've brought Myroslava Hartmond back on the show to talk about one of our favourite directors, Gaspar Noe. His most infamous film is Irreversible, a film which features one of the most harrowing rape scenes in film history. So a very very bad date movie then. There's a lot more to it though, as we discuss. One for fans of French cinema.

It's the last of my Lionsgate series. On this episode, I'm reviewing The Devil's Rejects by Rob Zombie along with all of Rob Zombie's other films. As anyone who's listened to my podcasts before knows, I've never been a huge fan of Rob Zombie's films. So, this episode features THE TRIAL OF ROB ZOMBIE - featuring 5 charges regularly levelled against his films. Is he guilty? Let the trial begin!

In the second of my Lionsgate series, on this episode I'm reviewing HOSTEL by Eli Roth. Eli Roth isn't a director who's work I've enjoyed in the past - has that changed over time? Find out here, plus quick reviews of Hostel: Part 2 and Part 3

Tom Cannon joins me on this episode to talk about SAW, one of the biggest horror movies of the 2000s. Is it a bad date movie? No. Why am I reviewing it then? Good question.Over the next 3 episodes, I'm going to be covering 3 movies from the 2000s from the 3 biggest new horror directors of that decade. All 3 movies were released by Lionsgate and were part of the so-called "torture porn" cycle.If you're a Saw fan, kick back and relax for for the next 2 hours as me and Tom talk about Saw and all the films in the series!#notallhorrorfans

On the 8th anniversary of the passing of Aleksei Balabanov, I thought it was appropriate to review one of his best known - and most controversial - films, CARGO 200.I'm joined by Myroslava Hartmond once again to discuss the film, as well as Balabanov's filmography and legacy in Russian cinema.Plus, why we both love Mark Kermode and his flappy hands.

It's been a while, but I'm back with a brand new series of Worst Date Movies Ever! On the show today, I'm reviewing the August Underground trilogy directed by Fred Vogel. These are 3 of the most disturbing and controversial films of all time, so not a show for the faint hearted...

On the show today, I've brought back Myroslava Hartmond to talk about one of her favourite movies of all time, Romper Stomper. This is the film that launched Russell Crowe from Australia into Hollywood stardom; making movies, making songs and fighting around the world!Plus, an interview with me. Yes, me. I asked Myro to interview me about all things Worst Date Movies Ever, films and Greg Knox. Find out about my favourite films, where Worst Date Movies Ever came from, my history, having Aspergers Syndrome, and a whole lot moreStay safe, stay at home and, as Braun Strowman would say, wash them hands!

Tom Dennett-Cook is back on the podcast to talk about his favourite subject, Nazis. This time, we're reviewing the daddy (mummy?) of Nazisploitation movies - Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS. We dedicate this episode to Ilsa herself, Dyanne Thorne, who passed away earlier this year

One of my favourite kinds of movie is the Soviet war movie, and my favourite Soviet war movie is Come and See, so it made sense to bring Myroslava Hartmond back on the show to talk about it with me!I also wanted to talk to Myro about the H R Giger exhibition in Kiev she helped organise, the journey of bringing it to Kiev, and her role in the Ukrainian art scene as managing director of the Triptych gallery. If you wanted to know more about Myro, this is the show for you.Of course, you should listen to the interview first, but if you want to skip to Come and See talk, go to 37:46

As Staind said, it's been a while... Tom Dennett-Cook returns to the show to talk with me about the John Waters movie Desperate Living. But, as well as that, the first part of the show is an interview with Tom about how we met, his blog/radio show Reviews From the Outer Rim, cult movies, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and many other topics. It's an awesome interview but, if you want to go straight to the Desperate Living review, you can skip to 36:47

A very different kind of movie for the show today. Carl Rowland joins me to talk about Freddy Got Fingered; a movie which has been described as both the worst movie of all time and a Dadaist masterpiece: which is it? Is it a good or a bad date movie? How long do we stay on topic? How much does Carl hate DC? Find out here

I'm back after a short break to talk about Gutterballs: a Canadian slasher film that takes place at the world's emptiest bowling alley. If you like swearing, this is the film for you!

Do you love animals? Of course you do. But would you want to watch a documentary about people who love animals... a little too much? That's what I brought Tom Cannon back on the show to talk about. One for all the horse lovers out there!

Tom Dennett-Cook is back on the show to talk about one of the most controversial and infamous films of all time, Pier Paolo Pasolini's Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom. Another one not to listen to while you're having dinner...

I’m happy to be joined on the show by Lucy Buglass of the Lucy Goes to Hollywood blog and podcast to talk about Excision by Richard Bates Jr. If you like blood - and who doesn’t - this is the film for you.

Myroslava Hartmond is back on the podcast to talk with me about the film she makes all her dates watch: Head-On (Gegen die Wand) by Fatih Akin. Expect an in-depth discussion of Fatih Akin's career, impromptu singing, Nicolas Cage impressions, a total burial of City of Angels and much more. It's hitting another bar on your internal xylophone.

**WARNING** - this episode of Worst Date Movies Ever is a review of Lucifer Valentine's infamous Vomit Gore trilogy: Slaughtered Vomit Dolls, ReGOREgitated Sacrifice, and Slow Torture Puke Chamber. In case it wasn't obvious enough, these films contain very adult themes, extreme gore and (of course) many instances of people vomiting. I strongly advise anyone likely to be upset by the content of this show not to listen.With that out the way, I welcome you to series 2 of Worst Date Movies Ever! Enjoy!

In the last of the current series, I'm joined once again by Tom Dennett-Cook to talk about, not one, but two films. The film is The Hills Have Eyes, and we compare both films: the original directed by Wes Craven and the remake directed by Alexandre Aja. Which one do we prefer? Are they both bad date movies? Find out here.

It’s nearly Valentine's Day so what better way to celebrate the big day with your significant other than by watching a really bad date movie. Such as The Piano Teacher by Michael Haneke, which I watched with Myroslava Hartmond. On this episode, we discuss the film along with Haneke’s overall body of work. Plus, find out what everyone should get Myroslava for Valentine's Day!

I brought Tom Cannon back on the show to talk about one of his favourite things, horror shorts. 26 horror shorts actually as we discuss The ABCs of Death. Featuring shorts by Adam Wingard, Ti West, Ben Wheatley and many more. Some we liked more than others.

I have not one but two guests on this episode as myself, Tom Dennett-Cook and Scott Priestley review some obscure movie called The Evil Dead. It's one of the best horror movies of the 80s, the most famous video nasty and it launched the careers of both Bruce Campbell and Sam Raimi. But, more importantly, is it a good date movie or a bad date movie? Featuring a guest appearance from my cat

Happy New Year! Do you know where your children are right now? If you take "torture porn", found footage and an after school special and put them in a blender, you get Megan Is Missing. I was surprised how notorious this film was online, especially the last 20 minutes, so I had to see what the fuss was all about for myself.

Experience the best gift you can get this festive season: myself and Tom Dennett-Cook “reviewing” - actually, mostly laughing at the ineptness of - The Beast in Heat. Make no mistake, this is movie is both terribly made and morally reprehensible, but it’s also hilarious. Enjoy!

Really fun show today as me and Scott Priestley talk about one of the goriest movies ever made, Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky. Possibly the only review in history to mention both Ordet and Mac and Me.

I am joined by the managing director of the Triptych art gallery, Myroslava Hartmond, to discuss The Asthenic Syndrome directed by the late Kira Muratova. Muratova is one of the great overlooked directors in the history of cinema so hopefully this will increase awareness of her work.

Can a movie be too weird to be a good date movie? That's what me and Tom Dennett-Cook discuss on this episode of Worst Date Movies Ever as we review Alejandro Jodorowsky's The Holy Mountain.

You get three films for the price of one on this episode as myself and Tom Cannon review all three Human Centipede films: First Sequence, Full Sequence and Final Sequence. Surely, all three are terrible date movies? - at least that's what Tom Six would want you to think. Plus, stick around until the end for bonus No Holds Barred!

Welcome to the worst date movies ever! On this episode, I’m joined by Tom Dennett-Cook to discuss Cannibal Holocaust: one of the most infamous video nasties of all time. Considering everything that happens, this surely has to be one of the worst date movies ever?