Xpodables

  Dan, Ken, and Rob get together to do their thing with another 80's classic, Iron Eagle. Don't think the boys knew what to do after the special ending they give you on this show, kind of electrifying. ( and a lot of hand signals ) The boys continue their venture with strange drinks and other things they like to put in their mouth.

The boys are back with a quick turn around and a slow edit. Dan brings us the choice of The Last Starfighter that Ken and Rob finally get to check out. Kick back and enjoy the boys putting their spin on this childhood favorite of Dan. Listen to the end to find out what we do next and if Dan stays on the medium kick.

The boys are back to give their rundown of Commando. Rob chose this movie and threw Ken and Dan off just because he is that strange. Sit back and laugh as the boys make things better or worse for Commando starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Alyssa Milano. Wait until you hear what happens near the end, haha. The next movie up, will be The Last Starfighter.

Dan, Ken, and Rob are back to talk about Top Secret. Dan gives the boys an impulsive question, which ties the whole show together. Sit back and enjoy the boys make their jokes and use most of the jokes from the movie, well... because they're funnier than we are. Next up, Rob chose Commando starring Schwartzenegger and Milano.

Rob, Ken, and Dan are back to rundown a Christian Slater classic, Gleaming the Cube. Of course put their little twisted ass take on the movie during the rundown, but that's the show! Enjoy a family friendly (as in this movie is about a family) rundown of a skater out to avenge his adopted brother's death. Slater just may "gleam the cube" and bring down something bigger than he thought, after his brother just couldn't leave the numbers alone.

Dan, Ken, and Rob go a little old school and break things down to just reading our notes from Airborne. Enjoy the jokes, the stutters, and just ball busting that goes on with this group of merry men. The next episode will be Gleaming the Cube.

Oh shit. They're back. Yup, Ken, Dan, and Rob ( Ballsac ) are  back to talk over another fine piece of cinema. Well, ....... It's a movie Ken said we need to do and Rob and Dan had no problem diving into this choice starring Corey Haim. Everyone catch watch along on Youtube, Prayer of the Rollerboys from 1990. Who knows when we'll be back, or what the hell we'll do when we come back, but the thoughts near the end, possibly a rollerblade trilogy. So enjoy the gross profanity, potty mouth humor, and just nastiness of Dan, Ken, and Rob. Just trying to make each other laugh.

Tyler and Jason throw a wedge in the early parts of their relationship with a rundown of See No Evil. Oh, and they also rundown The Prowler.

Peeping Tyler here for everyone to hear on this quick show with the new co host Jason back to chat about a Peeping Tom. The voicemail number they say is new and shut down so don't bother calling.

Its official! Jason is the co host of All My Heroes Wear Masks! Yeah, that was years ago and now they sit in their rocking chairs just talking shit about movies to themselves. Miss those guys, so here's The Town that Dreaded podcast.

Sit back and listen to this. The boys are back. Ken, Dan, and Rob talk over a movie that no one has seen, and nobody should. Because its a boring ass movie. Even Dolph Lundgren and Louis Gosset Jr. can't save this story based something. Watch at your own risk. The nominated drink of the show is White Claw. We may keep this up, who knows.

Guess what? No clue, but the fellas are back for Xpoda-Babbles to talk over Batman from 1989. Ballsac and Dan bring Ken into the fold as the guys experiment with recording in the same room and bullshit and joke over this classic comic book movie from their childhood. Enjoy!

All of our heroes wear masks and some just return from the dead. These guys want their gold and no they aren't pirates. Listen to Dead Snow 1 and 2.

Here's episode 19 of All My Heroes back in your earholes and escaping the wormholes.

Tyler and Emily talk some news, a top 5, craigslist freakshow, and a couple shark movies.

Holy shit, look what I found. haha something truly from the vault and straight into your earholes. Johnny, Burger Lee, Darthballsac, Tyler, etc for who else was on this episode talk about video games, cell phone games, and masterbation games.

Welcome to the first appearance of Jason! @strangeland_bls The beginning of something special and bromance of a lifetime. Oh yeah, Tyler and Jason talk about a couple Rob Zombie movies and get to know each other on their first date.

So there's this place where people like to go swimming and now people are being attacked by a damn shark! Nothing is ever safe around here with those All My Heroes Wear Masks kids poking around.

So these kids found more Texas Chainsaw Massacre to play with. We aren't sure where they're finding them. We are thinking they keep digging them up or something.

Those damn kids are back on the escalator again. I hope their pant leg gets caught and a bloodbath ensues. Oh yeah, they are also talking a whole lot of shit about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 & 4.

Its All My Heroes Wear Masks the cartoon. Listen to these wacky kids talk about The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Here is episode 9 for your earholes. Enjoy. I wonder if people read this shit all the way through. Think about this, its a podcast from ?? years ago.

Bringing back the past show by show. Here's episode 8 back for your earholes.

So I had no idea why these 2 had to battle, but I had to listen to a couple minutes to figure out why. Evil Dead. Here's episode 7 back up on the internet again.

I don't remember what Tyler wrote for these shows and I'm too damn lazy to go and figure it out! So here's episode 5 of All My Heroes Wear Masks, Masters of Horror.

What's going on everyone! YUP, surprise!!!! this feed is alive and Tyler has given the approval to throw up the old All My Heroes Wear Masks episodes. So while this feed is still active over the next year, the old episodes will be posted and who knows what else might get posted during that time. Enjoy.

    So the boys come back with The Incredible Hulk. What I mean by the boys is, Newty and Jake bullied Ballsac into doing this movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe rundown with the rest of the movies. Well, they didn't have to bully too hard, Ballsac is still a nerd. So sit back and enjoy the dullet sounds of their voices and traffic and trains.   Email : Xpodables@gmail.com   Twitter : @theXpodables   Rob : @darthballsac   Newty : @newty28   Jake : @jakethesnake54

          So Ballsac skipped the line of The Incredible Hulk and went to Thor in his timeline. He may have to do that  next from protest. But in this episode we Babble over Thor with Willis, Jake, Newty, Butler, and Ballsac.  So enjoy all the hammer talk and as we chat of the land of Ass Guardians and other random bullshit that comes to mind.     Email : Xpodables@gmail.com   Twitter : @theXpodables   Rob : @darthballsac   Butler : @ShortyTheKlown   Newty : @newty28   Willis : @nastywilldc   Jake : @jakethesnake54  

    The boys are back in a special same room action with a special guest @ShortyTheKlown, Butler, as Rob and Dan road trip to invade Jason's life and apartment again. The boys continue on with Marvel Cimematic Universe with Iron Man 2. Things get cut a little short when Ballsac runs off. Next up on the MCU list will be The Incredible Hulk.   Email : Xpodables@gmail.com   Twitter : @theXpodables   Rob : @darthballsac   Jason : @strangeland_bls   Dan : @vanilagorila73   Butler : @ShortyTheKlown

    So Ballsac brings on the NFW crew again to get further down the Marvel Cinematic Universe with Iron Man. The boys do the best to keep the bullshit going while getting fully entrenched into an awesome movie ( spoiler alert : they all love this ) . Jake, Newty, Willis,  and Ballsac talk just about anything when they Babble over this classic.   Email : Xpodables@gmail.com   Twitter : @theXpodables   Rob : @darthballsac   Willis : @nastywilldc   Newty : @newty28   Jake : @jakethesnake54   NWF Commentary Podcast : https://www.horrorphilia.com/horrorphilia-network-of-podcasts-i-z/nfw-movie-commentary-podcast/   Unholy Mofos : https://unholymofos.podbean.com/

       So Rob gets a crew together, including the man that gave him this idea, Ken. Amongst the crew is Ballsac, Ken, Newty, and Jake from the NFW Commentary Podcast. Ballsac/ Rob takes Ken's idea of rewatching all the Marvel movies in order before Avengers : Infinity Wars. The first up is Captain America : The First Avenger. We give our thoughts on the movie and we also chat about the Avengers : Infinity Wars trailer. Rob brings a special guest , his nephew and nerd partner Justus, for a little more trailer talk at the end of the show. Enjoy this Babble of a commentary and look for more.   Email : Xpodables@gmail.com   Twitter : @theXpodables   Rob : @darthballsac   Ken : @knslacker   Newty : @newty28   Jake : @jakethesnake54   NWF Commentary Podcast : https://www.horrorphilia.com/horrorphilia-network-of-podcasts-i-z/nfw-movie-commentary-podcast/   Unholy Mofos : https://unholymofos.podbean.com/    

     Dan, Jason, and Ballsac are back to finish off the Predator trilogy they announced in December. Those wacky fellas. The boys talk about 1 trailer that leads them directly into Dan's question of the show. (good thing the real name people are smarter than a ballsac) The trailer the boys talk about is Avengers : Infinity War, so guess what the question was about... The boys finish off the first segment with "what they've been watching."       Dan runs down Predators for us, while Jason tries to keep his comedy gold to minimum. We cap the show off with another epic ending. So check the Xpodables out next time when Jason runs us through : Cliffhanger   Email : Xpodables@gmail.com   Twitter : @thexpodables   Dan : @vanilagorila73   Jason : @strangeland_bls   Rob : @darthballsac

      The Xpodables are back with the second in the series with Predator 2.  Rob/Ballsac brings us this rundown in the only way he can, long boring, and drawn out. Good thing Jason and Dan are there to bring the funny for him. Rob also brings the question of the show asking, What Alien in any movie/tv show would you want to be real and on Earth now?  These answers may surprise you. The boys find 3 upcoming trailers to talk about, Skyscraper, Venom, and Deadpool 2. ( like we haven't talked about every Deadpool 2 teaser yet ) The boys close out the first segment with a pretty meaty section of "what have we been watching".   Next up : Predators   Email : xpodables@gmail.com   twitter : @thexpodables   Dan : @vanilagorila73   Jason : @strangeland_bls   Rob : @darthballsac

        The Xpodables are back and finally get the Predator movie they announced months ago. Just to prove it, they read Jake's email from November. Dan, Jason, and Ballsac/Rob give their top 10 list of movies from 2017. Things seem to take a turn at this point, but they get right back on trak with Jason's question of the show and "what have we been watching?" The boys play through the pain and let jason give us his rundown of Predator. Ballsac closes the show out with our most awkward ending yet, and hopefully ever.   The Go Fund me link : https://www.gofundme.com/pdmvm-ronny-and-marlene-martin   Email : theXpodables@gmail.com   Twitter : @theXpodables   Dan : @vanilagorila73   Jason : @strangeland_bls   Rob : @darthballsac

          Jason and Rob/Darthballsac  start the show off with a wikipedia top 10 of 2017 before we kick off a list movies Jason chose to discuss. Dan jumps in around the 56 minute mark to join the discussion when he can. The boys talk a ton movies, pretty much all spoiler filled, while Dan's son gives a background commentary on occasion. They also pick a "off the top of their head" best of 2017.           Dan teases a bit of his thoughts on Star Wars : The Last Jedi just before the break. Then the boys come back and get into a long talk about The Last Jedi, Rob/Darthballsac throws his Star Wars geek dick around with his knowledge, or idiocy if you prefer, of the Star Wars books and some comparisons between the 2. Jason lets his feelings out near the end that makes him run to cover his sons ears.   Email : Xpodables@gmail.com   Twitter : @theXpodables   Dan : @vanilagorila73   Jason : @strangeland_bls   Rob : @darthballsac

     In this Xpoda-Babble, Rob/Ballsac brings the slacker, Ken, back to pull something off Netflix streaming called Bad Ass, starring Danny Trejo from 2012. The boys babble over this action moviee created from a Youtube hero, mixed with scenes from a classic movie. You'll hear. If you want to join in a Babble or ask us to babble over a movie, hit us up at :   Email : xpodables@gmail.com   Twitter : @thexpodables   Ken : @knslacker   Rob : @darthballsac   Dan : @vanilagorila73   Jason : @strangeland_bls

         So, the boys come back with 2 of 3. Dan takes a knee for the show, so Jason and Rob/Ballsac decide to wait for Dan to do Predator and go on with a special Xpoda-Babbles and Howard the Duck. So sit back and enjoy the blah blah over a great or not so great, you decide, of Marvel comics early movies of Howard the Duck.           Next show up should put us back on track with Predator. So get a hold of us at :   Email : Xpodables@gmail.com   Twitter : @theXpodables    Jason : @strangeland_bls   Rob : @darthballsac   Dan : @vanilagorila73  

      The Xpodables are back to finish off their trilogy of strong female leads with Dan's choice of Aeon Flux starring Charlize Theron. Dan helps Rob out after his computer crash to bring you this episode. The boys kick the show off with trailers of Black Panther, Pacific Rim : Uprising, and a retro trailer of Robocop. Dan hits the boys with a fitting question of the show for his movie choice. Jason, Dan, and Rob finish off the first segment with a little rant and what they've been watching.          Dan gives us the rundown of Aeon Flux while Jason and Rob interrupt and thwart Dans efforts to get through his notes. Jason hits us with an additional question at the end of the show thats a good close to the strong female lead trilogy. Next up from the Xpodables will be the Predator trilogy. The boys felt like hitting a big trilogy in this round with Jason doing Predator, Rob doing Predators, and Dan doing Predator 2.   Email : xpodables@gmail.com   Twitter : @thexpodables   Dan : @vanilagorila73   Jason : @strangeland_bls   Rob : @darthballsac

             Some of the guys who met during the life of the All My Heroes Wear Masks podcast, started a fantasy football league a couple of years ago. Some genius decided that some of the players in this league should hop on skype and record the draft. Enjoy what you can of a bunch of men arguing over a game. In that bunch of men is : darthballsac/Rob, Newty, Jake, Scott, and Stan.   darthballsac/Rob - https://xpodables.podbean.com/   Newty - https://www.horrorphilia.com/horrorphilia-network-of-podcasts-i-z/nfw-movie-commentary-podcast/   Jake - https://www.horrorphilia.com/horrorphilia-network-of-podcasts-i-z/nfw-movie-commentary-podcast/ and for Jake - https://unholymofos.podbean.com/   Scott - https://unholymofos.podbean.com/   Stan - https://moviemafia.podbean.com/

        The Xpodables are back with their second strong female lead trilogy and Jason's choice of Doomsday. Jason, Dan, and Rob come back with tales of bullshit and long winded segments, as they shoot for a long 1. We kick this show off with some feeedback, or as we call it Jake time. Jump into some trialers that you have to stick around at the end to hear some true reactions. The trailers are the new Death Wish, Tomb Raider, The Punisher ( the Netflix series ) and a retro trailer of First Blood.            Jason throws us a curveball of a question of the show that has and may in the future affect the movie choices of the this podcast. Dan hits us with his usual "what he's been watching" as Rob gets long winded in this segment. Jason brings us his tales from Horrorhound and find out what his Danielle Harris experience ends up being this year. Jason runs down Doomsday for us and Dan closes out the with his choice for strong female lead with Charlize Theron starring in Aeon Flux. So until next show.........   Next up : Aeon Flux   Email : xpodables@gmail.com   Twitter : @theXpodables   Rob : @darthballsac   Dan : @vanilagorila73   Jason : @strangeland_bls

        On this episode of the Xpoda-Babbles, Rob(Ballsac) get together a motley crue you may say. Of course Dan had to pop in and help us Babble all over his favorite movie. Con Air. Rob enlists the help of Newty and Willis from the NFW commentary podcast, Ken and Erik from previous shows, and a couple newcomers, Jake and Kayla. They bring a mixture of jokes and silence that brings the trains right into Ballsac's house. So pop on a good Nick Cage classic with Con Air as we Babble all over the place!   Email : xpodables@gmail.com   Twitter : @thexpodables   Rob : @darthballsac   Dan : @vanilagorila73   Newty : @newty28   Willis : @nastywilldc   NFW Commentary : http://www.horrorphilia.com/horrorphilia-network-of-podcasts-i-z/nfw-movie-commentary-podcast/

     The Xpodables are back throwing in a curve ball, instead of the planned choice of Doomsday, Rob had to jump the gun and the boys had to do John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars. The first in the boys choice for strong female lead movies. Jason will get to Doomsday and Dan has his choice of Aeon Flux.       Jake time returns this show and our curveball struck Jake out. The trio of talking terds couldn't find a trailer to talk about but they do have a rather mixed bag of retro trailers to talk about. Ballsac brings on the basic questions with his "question of the show" and then the boys get into what they've been watching. Dan and Jason do their best to stumble Rob's rundown but he does a fine job at stumping himself. The boys close the show out with another Ballsac question and awkward ending.   Next up : Doomsday   Email : xpodables@gmail.com   Twitter : @theXpodables   Rob : @darthballsac   Dan : @vanilagorila73   Jason : @strangeland_bls

        Dan, Rob, and Jason are back to finish off the "Hard" trilogy with Dan's choice of Hard to Kill. This is the second Steven Seagal movie the Xpodables have done, will there be more? Who knows? Before the boys get into Dan's rundown, they do the usual of trailer talk, question of the show, and what have we been watching?. The retro trailer the boys chat about is The Crow, and the current trailers are the new Thor : Ragnarok, Jigsaw, Valerian and 1000 Planets, and Stranger Things 2. Dan hits Jason and Rob with a thinker of a question and then the boys finish the first segment off with a lot of things they watched.   Next up will be :  The kickoff of our female lead trilogy :   DOOMSDAY   Email : Xpodables@gmail.com   Twitter : @thexpodables   Jason : @strangeland_bls   Dan : @vanilagorila73   Rob : @darthballsac

Rainbow Reviews is meant for comedic and entertainment purposes only. Listen at your own offense.          Sparkles and G.G. are back to talk a bit about Freddy Krueger in A Nightmare on Elm Street 2 : Freddy's Revenge. They discuss Jesse coming out of the closet and Freddy penetrating Jesse.

         Well Rob had to do another podcast this week and he enlisted the help of Jake and Newty, from the NFW commentary podcast and Unholy Mofos. These 2 requested the Xpodables to rundown this Classic from Andy Sidaris , Hard Ticket to Hawaii. So , its only fitting for them to join Ballsac as they babble all over this flick. Along with whatever nastiness that happens to come out of their mouths. Sit back, grab some lube, and at least a box of Kleenex, and enjoy 3 nonsense ninjas talk all over Hard Ticket to Hawaii.    Email : Xpodables@gmail.com   Twitter : @theXpodables   Rob : @darthballsac   Newty : @newty28   Jake : @jakethesnake54   NFW podcast : http://www.horrorphilia.com/category/nfw-movie-commentary-podcast/   Unholy Mofos : https://unholymofos.podbean.com/

   So, the Xpodables are back with a listener suggestion in this Hard trilogy they are doing. Hard Ticket to Hawaii has been recommended to us from Newty and Jake ( http://www.horrorphilia.com/horrorphilia-network-of-podcasts-i-z/nfw-movie-commentary-podcast/ ) of the NFW podcast on the Horrorphilia network. Rob/Ballsac rundowns this treasure of a drug dealer who picks the wrong island to start a business on with these Massive Mammories of Molokai there to protect their cargo operation and undercover government protection plan. And take care of invasive species they release on the island thats contaminated.    The boys first give you some trailer talk of The Hitman's Bodyguard, Baby Driver, and retro trailers of Cobra, and Lethal Weapon 2 along with Rob's question of the show, and a short list of what we've been watching. Join these fools with our next show and to complete the Hard trilogy with Dan's choice of Hard to Kill.   Email : xpodables@gmail.com   Twitter : @thexpodables   Dan : @vanilagorila73   Rob : @darthballsac   Jason : @strangeland_bls

Rainbow Reviews is meant for comedic and entertainment purposes only. Listen at your own offense.            Sparkles and G.G. are back to talk a little bit about 1 of their favorite sexy stud comedies, Dude, Where's My Car? Ashton Kutcher and Sean William Scott star as the hotties with the bodies, along with an ensemble cast of lovely ladies in this Shibby comedy of stupidity. They live the life of luxury they can't remember but have to just to keep the women, they sleep with? (yuck)

     Jason, Dan, and Rob are back to talk about another blaxploitation movie called Three the Hard Way. But first the Xpodables have to get quite a few things off their chest after their time off. We get a piece of feedback from Jake, which feedback will now be known as Jaketime. Our trailer talk includes Kingsman : The Golden Circle and a couple retro tailers, that include Die Hard and Jaketime request of Mortal Kombat.       Jason hits us with the show question before we jump into a long winded Ballsac "what have we been watching". Jason runs us through Three the Hard Way, the feature of the show. Rob takes a listener request from Newty and Jake and for the next show will be Hard Ticket to Hawaii. If you want to interrupt Jaketime with your feedback or request, get a hold of us here :   Email : xpodables@gmail.com   Twitter : @thexpodables   Dan : @vanilagorila73   Rob : @darthballsac   Jason : @strangeland_bls

      Dan, Jason, and Rob, or how he will now be known as Ballsnitch, bring you a rundown of Killing American Style. A movie written and directed by Amir Shervan, who also brought us Samurai Cop, that we've done on a previous show. First, Jake kicks us off with some feedback and even brings back a marry, fuck, kill. Dan brings us the "question of the show" before the boys get into some trailer talk, of which they chat about The Dark Tower, War for the Planet of the Apes, The Defenders, and Ballsnitch brings up an idea for a retro trailer that we kick off with of The Terminator. The boys even offer up feedback for a retro trailer suggestion, so ask away Jake. Then the boys get into a some what chat about what they've been watching before completely gushing over Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. *SPOILER ALERT* They talk a lot and spoil most of the movie, but its worth a listen.        Dan the gives Rob and Jason a good rundown of Killing American Style while they all chime in with their own versions of what should be added to the movie. Ballsnitch makes it all fall apart at the end though with his thirst for knowledge and gaping mouth to put the show and his friendship with Dan on the rocks.   ........ to be continued?.....   Next Up : 3 the Hard Way   Email : theXpodables@gmail.com   Twitter : @thexpodables   Dan : @vanilagorila73   Rob : @darthballsac   Jason : @strangeland_bls 

Rainbow Reviews is meant for comedic and entertainment purposes only. Listen at your own offense.   Sparkles and Gigi come back to chat about Boogie Nights. One of the best sausage party ensemble casts you can find in a movie that gives a behind the scenes, sort of, the porn industry in the 70's. The free frollically fellows give a quick chat and leering over Marky Mark and his funky bunch.

            Join Dan and Rob Babble all over a classic John Carpenter filck. We also bring on 2/3 of the Unholy Mofos, (https://unholymofos.podbean.com/) Jake and Scott help them talk and make funny noises over a John Carpenter, Kurt Russel classic, Big Trouble in Little China. You've just got to hear how this ends! Well, maybe not, but enjoy.   Email : Xpodables@gmail.com   Twitter : @thexpodables   Rob : @darthballsac   Dan : @vanilagorila73   Jason : @strangeland_bls   The Unholy Mofos : https://unholymofos.podbean.com/   Jake : @Jakethesnake54   Scott : @unholymofo1   Unholy Mofos email : unholymofos@gmail.com