A casual astrology podcast for those who want to learn a bit more or just listen to their zodiac signs get simultaneously praised and roasted. Hosted by Nick Gullotti and John DiCocco
Let's go on an adventure! This week, Nick and John dive into the world of Dungeons and Dragons, and they are joined by a special guest; Travis Ropel! Listen as our panel discusses most things D&D, including classes, races, special moments from past campaigns, and more! We hope you enjoy this week's episode, and be sure to check out Dungeons and Dragons sometime! It's super fun! Have a safe and happy week!
Death! It's a part of life, and we are all going to face it someday. However, does Death have any significance when it comes to astrology? This week, Nick and John discuss Deathdays, and how they (possibly, but probably not) factor into astrology! Also included in this episode; Near death experiences, sleep paralysis, worst fears, and our usual Zodi-Hacks segments! This is a bit of a deep episode, so please be aware of the subject matter before listening! Thanks for listening as always!
Money! Power! Glory! All things Capricorn, right? Or are they? In this week's episode, Nick and John are joined by their former colleague (because of course they met her at work) and good chum, Amber Long! Amber joins the hacks as they discuss Capricorn stereotypes, Sun and Moon signs, business seminars, a general loss of faith in humanity, attention-seeking kitty cats, and marketable book titles. Prepare for an hour and a half's worth of discussion between a Driven Capricorn, an Intense Scorpio, and a Fanciful Sagittarius! Stay safe out there, and believe in the stars, because it's what you're made of!
This week, the Hacks are uncovering truths and making insights based on the Seasons! That's right; Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter! Listen as Nick and John decide which sign fits each Season's aesthetic the best. Keep in mind, Nick and John are a couple of Marylanders on the East Coast of America, so their seasons may differ from your own! Also included in this episode; nostalgic memories, an odd question from a former guest, a brief recommendation to watch Netflix's “Heartstopper”, and way too much time spent discussing why no one likes Ophiuchus. We hope you enjoy this week's episode! Don't forget to send us some questions, Sign VS Sign recommendations, or any stories related to Astrology that you'd like to share!
Spring has sprung! It's Taurus season, the flowers are blooming, and the world is still on fire. Luckily, there are some great self-care techniques you can try to help you forget about the end of the world! And that's exactly what the Zodi-Hacks are talking about in this week's episode! Nick and John share their go-to self-care techniques, as well as some things they wish they did more often. From sensory deprivation tanks to learning how to write, record, and produce a musical album, this episode is packed with suggestions! Also, John teaches Nick a thing about flowers and astrology! Let this week's episode be part of YOUR self-care!
READY? GO! This week on the podcast, Nick Bourassa joins the Hacks as they dive deep into Super Smash Bros! The panel discusses each of the main players of Smash 64 and Melee, ending right before the secret unlockable characters! That's right, this is the first episode in a planned series that will cover Nintendo's juggernaut fighting/party game! And don't fret, the usual hijinks ensue with our usual segments, as well as some tidbits from Nick, John, and Nick about some of their favorite video games. It's a fun-hinged time! Get ready to SMASH!
The Geminightmare never ends! The Hacks are back to discuss all things Gemini, and this time, they have experts in the building; Ethan and Lauren Ropel, who happen to both be Gemini Sun Signs! That's like having a panel of four people! Wow! Listen as the panel discusses all things Gemini, especially the stereotypes The Twins are known for! It's a jam packed episode full of fun content, including the usual Zodi Hacks segments! Thanks as always for listening! Believe in the stars, because it's what you're made of!
Food; We all eat it, and a lot of us go out to eat it in these things called restaurants. So what the heck does astrology have to do with all that? Nothing, really! But Nick and John talk about restaurants and what their associated zodiac sign would be, along with their own personal opinions about the restaurant. Order up!
The Hacks are back for another dose of comic book character discussion and their zodiac signs, but are also joined this time by guest Eric Smith! Check out the links below for some documentaries and podcasts that get mentioned in the episode. Thanks for listening! Link to the Documentary about Batman Creator Bill Finger, the unsung hero. https://www.hulu.com/movie/74e2e518-151c-4ee0-9635-1dfdf551374a?utm_source=shared_link
Fashion; What's your aesthetic? What brands do you gravitate towards? Even if you don't care about fashion, everyone has a sense of style that's all their own. In this week's episode, the 65th overall, Nick and John explore well-known brands from their past and present, while discussing which of the Zodiac Signs fit each brand's aesthetic! Additionally, the Hacks share some fashion-related stories from their past and present, while giving updates on the Tarot Time, Sign Vs Sign, and I Have Questions segments! Don your trendiest finery and get a good seat at the show, because this runway of an episode is nearly 2 hours! Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!
Once upon a time, Nick was in an emo band, and John was a poser. Fast forward to now, and the Hacks are dissecting song lyrics from some of the most popular Emo bands of the early 2000's! In addition to the usual fare (Tarot Time, Sign Vs Sign, I Have Questions) Nick and John choose lyrics from some of their favorite(?) emo/screamo/whatever bands, while discussing which sign each lyric makes them think of. There are also mad libs! And other nonsense! We recommend streaming your favorite emo band in the background while you listen. You know, for effect. Thanks for listening!
This week, the Zodi-Hacks discuss all things scholarly; College Majors! Listen as Nick and John cover; weird college majors, which signs are most likely to party (or not party) on campus, as well as the hosts' own individual experiences with higher education. And as always, the results of this week's “Sign Vs Sign” and “Tarot Time”, as well as an entertaining “I Have Questions” segment, are covered! We do not recommend putting this on as background noise for your study sesh! Stay safe out there, kids!
New Year's Resolutions are something most of us never follow through on. What if the goals we set for ourselves are set because we know we won't follow through and there is no one to hold us accountable? Maybe it's time to aim for a different approach. Let the Zodi-Hacks set a 2022 goal for you instead.
Are you in need of a stiff drink? After the two years we've all had, we aren't surprised! How fitting that Nick and John are back this week to discuss none other than beer, wine, and spirits! Listen as the Hacks reminisce about old NYE celebrations, share delicious cocktails recipes from the book, “The Mixology of Astrology”, by Aliza Kelly Faragher, tons of random general banter about useless subjects, AND Nick curates his picks for Microbrews based on the Zodiac Signs! It's an informative, wild, and messy episode, just like an episode about alcohol should be. Drink responsibly, and be safe this New Year's Eve/Day!
BAM! POW! SPLAT! The Hacks are back and ready to save the day! Or ruin it, depending on your interest in superheroes and comic books! This week, Nick and John are diving into the geek-tastic world of Superheroes! The Hacks discuss what signs some of their favorite characters would be, as well as providing a little background info on the lesser known choices. Also included in this episode; chats about upcoming Marvel releases, such as Spider-Man: No Way Home, the downfall of the word “geek”, the upcoming Batman film starring Robert Pattison, and much more! Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts!
Are you bored? Do you like games? Then this episode is for you! In Episode 59, Nick and John cover the topic of classic board games, and what zodiac signs resonate with their respective energies, as well as; John's flip-flopping opinion on cusps, Nick's roast-scope being focused on Virgos, High-Stakes versions of the classic board games, and some cute trivia of each game as the Hacks move down the list. It's a long episode, so get cozied up with a nice hot cup of something, or if you have a nice long car ride ahead. Happy Sagittarius Season!
Welcome back, jerky jerk-faces! We are as excited to bring you this episode as Michael was when he thought Toby was going away for good! The Zodi-Hacks are FINALLY talking about all things “The Office”, specifically the US version. Will we ever do a UK episode? Maybe! This week, Nick and John dive into their favorite moments from the show, lines they still quote to this day, and of course, assigning what signs they think each character represents! Not to mention the usual stuff; the return of Sign Vs Sign, as well as new Tarot Time and I Have Questions segments! Strap in, Dunderheads! And don't forget, you can send us an email to zodihackspodcast@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram for updates and to interact with our story segments!
The Zodi-Hacks are back for another…season? Sure, let's call it a brand new season! Lots of things have happened since the last recording back in April, 2021. In this episode, Nick and John share what they've been up to during their hiatus; marriage proposals, surgeries, deleting social media, binging old seasons of Hell's Kitchen, contemplating the meaning of life and the universe, and finally, how their respective relationships with astrology have changed overall. It's an episode jam-packed with updates, jokes, as well as hints of what's to come in “Season 2” of the show. The Hacks are back; officially! Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe via Apple Podcasts!
Everyone loves a good origin story. Take a short trip with the Zodi-Hacks into the beginnings of the zodiac and where it all began.
Descendants? Isn't that like that ascendant stuff? Not exactly! But listen up as the Zodi-Hacks explain why certain ascendant signs are drawn to other certain signs...? Or don't. That's fine.
Ever wondered what careers might suit you based on your zodiac sign or why you have certain tendencies at work? The Zodi-Hacks explain the midheaven placement in your natal chart and what it means for you.
The Zodi-Hacks finally talk about cusps and just basically roast everyone. Surprised?
You all have numbers assigned to you in the world of astrology. The Zodi-Hacks discuss what they mean. Yeah.
If you ever wondered why one Libra might act different than another, there could be answer within this episode that tells you why! The Zodi-Hacks discuss decans of astrology and what they mean. All you need to show up with is your birthday, and the Zodi-Hacks will tell you a bit about yourself.
The Zodi-Hacks celebrate and discuss reaching 50 episodes, as well as their usual segments! Thank you everyone for your support!
Long overdue, the Zodi-Hacks discuss modalities & elements. Part refresher, part further insight, the Zodi-Hacks break it all down and as usual, can't keep their personal comments in their pocket.
The Zodi-Hacks share what holiday item represents each sign, where you can find each sign during the holidays and what they're doing, what Christmas movie represents each sign, and what each sign loves most about the holidays. Enjoy, everyone!
Just when you thought you were safe....another mysterious sign approaches the zodiac! The Zodi-Hacks briefly discuss the 14th sign of the zodiac and what the deal is with it. Does Ophiuchus have a rival??
The Zodi-Hacks share what they think every sign would be as a Thanksgiving food item. Sign vs Sign & Tarot Time have a twist. The Zodi-Hacks have questions and things goes off the rails. Happy Holidays!
The Zodi-Hacks pick two deceased celebrities they admire and share their signs along with why they like them so much. Sign vs Sign reveals who people root for between the duo of Gemini/Capricorn and Aquarius/Cancer. Tarot Time is a downer again. Nick & John have questions for each other and read the first listener submitted question!
Join the Zodi-Hacks as they reveal their own countdowns for the order each sign would die in a horror movie all the way to who survives! Lots of other goodies are sprinkled throughout the episode, duh! Enjoy!
The Zodi-Hacks get into the Halloween spirit and discuss what the signs would be like as ghosts and how they would haunt. Listener charts get discussed, but not at the beginning of the episode for a change. Sign vs Sign reveals who is most likely to be off'd first in a horror movie between Scorpio and Cancer, Tarot Time is pretty good again, The Zodi-Hacks "have questions for each other" (new segment on the podcast!) and lots of other little goodies.
The podcast is officially a year old! The Zodi-Hacks reflect on the past year, a new segment is born on the podcast, listener natal charts get discussed, Sign vs Sign reveals who is more likely to crank call the zodiac between Libra and Cancer, and Tarot Time is like, the best it's been in a long time. Thank you for listening and thank you for the support over the past year!
This episode is actually mostly about the Zodi-Hacks roasting listener natal charts...but there is a silly and fun countdown revealing Nick's opinion on which signs show the most BDE. Sign vs Sign reveals who is more likely to be a jewel thief between Aquarius and Pisces. Tarot Time is kind of a downer again.
Good old fashioned advice, straight from the Zodi-Hacks. A few listener natal charts get broken down, Sign vs Sign reveals who is more likely to write an international best seller between Taurus and Aries, and Tarot Time reveals a stalemate of some sort. Enjoy!
The Zodi-Hacks share what they think every sign would be...if they were a weapon. Violence not advocated here, it's all for fun. Sign vs Sign reveals who is more likely to skydive between Virgo and Cancer, Tarot Time is a thing, and a couple of listener natal charts are discussed. To battle!
The Zodi-Hacks talk spirit animals for the zodiac, but not like how you think...Sign vs Sign reveals who is harder on themselves between Libra and Scorpio, and Tarot Time issues a piece of cautionary advice. Enjoy the roast heavy episode!
The first ever episode in which the Zodi-Hacks only discuss listener messages/mail, break down multiple natal charts and offer some thoughts, feedback and advice. Sign vs Sign and Tarot Time stay in the mix, though.
You may know about Mercury retrogrades...but do you know about all the other ones, hmmm? Do ya? Well, if you don't, check out this episode to find out what they all mean and how it can impact you. Sign vs Sign reveals who is more clingy between Scorpio and Cancer, the Zodi-Hacks break down another listener natal chart, and Tarot Time brings another positive influence.
The North & South Nodes get discussed and what they mean in our natal charts. The Zodi-Hacks give some major tough love to every sign in the zodiac. Sign vs Sign reveals who would come up with the better alibi between Libra and Cancer, and Tarot Time shows some level of optimism and support.
There is a deep, dark dwelling force in us...and her name is Lilith. The Zodi-Hacks explain what this placement means and why it's kind of a bummer. Sign vs Sign reveals who would make the better mixtape between Leo and Gemini. Tarot Time is strong! Yeah!
The Zodi-Hacks talk about Vesta & Juno and what they mean in astrology. Sign vs Sign reveals who is more likely to break quarantine between Sagittarius and Scorpio (just think of John and Nick), and Tarot Time is happier this time...kind of.
The Zodi-Hacks discuss Ceres & Pallas Athena and what they mean in astrology. Sign vs Sign reveals who is more likely to give kids toothbrushes and floss on Halloween, and Tarot Time gets sad again.
Guest episode talking about dating apps, what zodiac signs like the chase, what certain signs are like in relationships, and so many other related things! Sign vs Sign reveals who you would be more worried to bring home to meet mom between Aries and Aquarius. Enjoy the episode!
A mini-series on the asteroids and their meaning in astrology! In this episode, the Zodi-Hacks discuss a dwarf planet called Chiron and what it means in your natal chart. Sign vs Sign reveals who is more likely to bail you out of jail between Sagittarius and Taurus, and the Tarot Time poll reveals something different than usual.
The last episode in the houses series! The Zodi-Hacks discuss houses 10-12, break down listener natal charts, share who would win in a dance off between Capricorn and Pisces in Sign vs. Sign, and take forever to end the episode.
Houses 7-9 get discussed and what they mean in astrology. The Zodi-Hacks spend like half the episode sharing listener e-mails and discussing them. Sign vs. Sign shares who is more likely to dress up for a Zoom meeting.
Another guest episode! The Zodi-Hacks are joined by Virgo Kelsey Sweetman (Nick's super cute girlfriend) to discuss crystals and zodiac stones. The Zodi-Hacks ask Kelsey if she agrees or disagrees with common Virgo stereotypes. Sign vs Sign reveals who the bigger know-it-all is between Virgo and Aquarius. Tarot Time is way more uplifting this time.
The Zodi-Hacks discuss houses 4-6 and what they mean in astrology! A new segment is born in the podcast! Things get a little too real in Tarot Time, though....
Our first ever guest episode! As you've heard on the podcast, Alicia does the artwork and also has her own IG account for Aquarius memes (@classic.aquarius). The audio is a little quiet in spots...we apologize! We hope you enjoy the first of many guest episodes to come.