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What's up bros? We're finally at our favorite time of the week, the time that we get to rant and rave about how incredible this show is....oh wait, I'm thinking of literally any other show than The Valley. Boy what a deep dark stupid show we have on our hands. There's just no excuse to be highlighting this behavior on TV and even worse, we have to talk about it for an hour every week. Rightfully so, we go after Danny (again) the majority of the episode, but the worst part is, we have to agree with Lauren from Utah! We hate it here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? We're right into a new show that feels like an old show that feels somewhat new if you know what we mean. On the heels of a very sad and dramatic conversation in the Hamptons, Kyle & Amanda head back to the city for new beginnings and sad endings. We're introduced to a slew of new people that look destined for the fame that only reality TV can provide; let's hope these new, fragile relationships don't crumble because of it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? We're back in the Big D for the end of Cynthia's tequila trip and we have just one question: Is K. Michelle simply not ready to be a good housewife? The way she goes about different issues and confrontations make us believe that she's not ready for the big leagues and that's a damn shame. While K navigates being a housewife, it seems her issues have emboldened Shamea who has been waiting for her moment to try to grab that center peach and that has us worried but hopeful the rest of these ladies can figure out a way to get things back on track. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? Well, we're here, we made it! After what seemed like the never-ending, ickiest season we've had to endure, we finally made it to what weirdly seemed like the end of the series? We're not sure what to make of the emotions at the end of the episode but we were as hell are sure what to make of the journey this episode took us through. From Amanda begging for more sympathy in a disgusting manner to West telling Ben (?) that he isn't boyfriend material, we cover it all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? Who doesn't crave a cracka when driving - especially when driving apparently makes you so anxious that you're going to pass out? Well, it seems those crackers didn't give Alicia enough confidence to go through with her plan to bring this new evidence to Rulla's attention which begs the question, will Rulla ever want to hear all of the evidence against her cheating husband? Elsewhere, we have a strict siren ordinance that leads to an incredible blow up between Rosie & Kelsey and we're here for that! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? A little split episode between DR and Charleston to get us back on track to finish the season strong with the SoHo crew. Somehow, some way, Emmy was once again able to put on the waterworks and skate out of another situation in which the rest of the crew turned their focus to Michols? We're living in a bizarre-o world but let's hope her comeuppance is on the way in the shape of the reunion. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? While this was a better episode with other, less dark and problematic, issues coming to a head; we're still bogged down by someone quickly becoming the worst possible person on Bravo in Danny. A guy who (probably) hides behind being a man of God or whatever is clearly a piece of ... husband and father and we're subjected to watching it every week, so he's subject to us bashing him for about an hour and a half. Like we said, other issues that should be front in center of this show at least give us some reprieve, but unfortunately those moments are few and far between. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros??? We've got a good ol' fashioned scuffle between besties and Friday night is fight night in the Hamptons and certainly not "cop a feel of your friend's wife because you guys are totally boinking" night and yet some people need to hear that???? Whatever, we spend the majority of this episode digging into the perspective of whether Amanda has a lot more blame in the downfall of this marriage and if she's been manipulating for sympathy for a long time. We also give an in-depth analysis of bros fighting and making up (then maybe kissing..maybe that's just us) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? Heading on back down to Dallas to check on the ladies after the incestuous teeth argument; it seems we've maybe woken up on the right side of the bed (in the big house) while the complainers continue to complain about their quarters. While one group seems to be having the time of their life, the other is quite held up on Kelli & Shamea's blaming of the situation on Cynthia but also totally not on Cynthia. Thankfully, instead of just complaining from afar, Kelli seems to be front and center of the action moving forward with Porsha and the rest of the crew. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? Things seem to be going pretty smoothly in our smallest state with the biggest water-slide we've ever seen. While that sounds fun (once or twice) we get to learn more about Jo-Ellen's past and Alicia's hold up on commitment. We realize Ashley's crying is going to be a roller coaster for us all season but we're really going to have to see Rosie stand on her own two feet if she's going to survive this one. We're set up for a massive drop of evidence right into Rula's lap but we all know that's not going to amount to a thing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? What a momentous day it is to be a BravBros because we say goodbye to the bane of our existence for the last (what seems like) 10 months, RHOBH! Well, not much more to say about this one because they decided we needed a 3-part reunion to rehash the same issue we've already talked in depth about but, we do our best to not get sidetracked entirely with dreams of this show actually turning into watchable television. CYA! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? We're back in the Dominican with our favorite crew for some resolution on the lakefront and it comes at a great time because it's time to move forward and have fun! While Emmy is still a wet blanket, we're finally in a place where everyone ignores her unless she speaks up and that's for the best. From dinner in the sky to what looks like a fantastic nightclub, we're really enjoying this trip and everything coming with is, except Emmy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? Anyone else feeling just incredibly depressed after watching an episode of The Valley? We sure are. While we're slightly happy that things seem to be moving along with Janet back in the fold so we have something else to focus on, it seems the producers REALLY want us to know how bad of a father and person Danny is because every time we seem to have a little fun, we need to double and triple down on Danny's bad behavior. Get him off the show and pleaseeeee let's have fun again Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? We have a very entertaining of RHOA to discuss on our little trip to Dallas. Shooter takes back what he said about traveling domestically as long as we bring the heat like we did in this episode. From the typical housewife room dispute to hands-down the most entertaining back and forth verbal tennis match between Angela and Pinky, we cover it all! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? This thing just keeps getting messier and messier. Thankfully, we start the episode on a heart warming note with Jesse showing us what he's really about and we couldn't be happier about that. However, the episode leads to a dark place with talks of separation leading to a brutal dinner and Kyle's breaking point while West defends his girlfriend because "it's the only thing he's really spoken up about all summer" ugh. We need a shower after this one Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? We're back with the best show on TV right now with a bombshell drop (not really) that Kelsey has broken up with her sugar boyfriend! While we now know that this happened before the season and she was given permission to carry it on for a few episodes, it crafts a very interesting future for Kelsey. While Kelsey should be figuring out her new life, she seems to somehow be fixated on Rosie's potential B.S. and using the square footage of her new, not even built yet, house? This little mini trip is shaping up to be a fun time Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? We're just over halfway through this reunion and every minute that passes, we lose a day of our life force. Suddenly, we're rehashing things from years ago and why? because we have nothing else to talk about. It seems every time a potentially new topic comes up, it's either thwarted and denied immediately or leads to nothing and there's nothing we can do about it. One more episode people; then let's put this bad boy to rest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? Who doesn't like getting on a boat with a bunch of drunk idiots dressed as pirates when you don't have your own pirate costume and also you don't drink and it's your birthday? Well, when you put it like that, it seems there was a severe miscalculation on ol' Joey's part. While the boat day actually looked fun, unfortunately we must endure more of Emmy's racism fueled delusions as we're finding ourselves at a make or break point exclaiming it's time to get Emmy off the show. Allowing her more and more harmful confessionals and insane narratives leads us to believe there has to be a change from Bravo because this just can't be allowed anymore. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? Things look to be getting on the right path with our crew out in the valley and we're hoping to see more of the same. While we still hold our disdain for Janet as a person, alienating and excluding her from the reality TV show has never made sense so we're hoping her return to the group signals a return to form. While Brittany contemplates what a continent is, Luke is still coming to grips with what it means to be a dad...not a fisherman. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? We're back to a full episode recap after our short audio leak breakdown to discuss just what in the hell we're watching right now. We knew West & Ciara clearing the air and returning to "best friends" was going to be uncomfortable but we did not know just how quickly that rekindling of a friendship would lead to unresolved romantic feelings. While Sabrina is focused heavily on double dates, Kyle's focused heavily on his unanswered texts after Amanda responds to one text and one text only, West's. What a mess we have here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? We're checking in for a bonus episode figuring you all deserve a full breakdown of the audio leaks we've all heard the last few days. We talk about our origin theories, how we feel about the leaks in general as well as breakdown what we did end up hearing on those files. Don't worry, our episode breakdown is right behind this one so enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? First question to everyone out there....what even is a vegan burger with bacon? We totally didn't get stuck on that for 3 or 4 full minutes in this episode. But please, if you can answer that, just let us know. Anyway, a lot of seeds are being planted for future disputes and we're here for it. Meanwhile, Pinky finally lets her husband in on her financial issues and bankruptcy situation and let's just say we're very happy with his response! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? Apparently the best way to have a secret affair for a man in your 50s is to lie about your mom going to the hospital and blame everything on AI - what a world we live in. While Jo-Ellen claims she's just being a good friend to help out Rulla WHO ASKED HER TO TELL HER IF SHE FINDS EVIDENCE, somehow, that's just not good enough for Rulla as she continues to buy into whatever Brian is selling her. Meanwhile, new trouble is brewing between two of the other ladies, Kelsey & Rosie, and we might have some fireworks on our hands soon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? We're so done with this show that we don't even have a fun name for this episode. Our main takeaway from this episode, while it wasn't a terrible reunion episode, is what are we going to do in episodes 2 and 3? It just doesn't make a ton of sense moving forward unless we're going rinse and repeat with Kyle & Dorit. Are we going to have packages for Kathy & Jennifer? We just don't know what to expect moving forward but again...we're almost done! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? It's Emo Nite time in Charleston for a certain Joey Bottles' birthday and we're asking all of the important questions such as, can a 30 year old man claim an entire week for his birthday? The apparent answer is a big emo yes from Joey. While the weird behavior from Lake intensifies, we FINALLY got an absolute read of Emmy and her terrible behavior from Julia and we cannot thank her enough. Seriously, we were going crazy waiting for someone to finally say what we're all thinking at home and we finally got it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? We have ourselves a fun crossover episode with our friends 'Roxanne & Shantel' (Spotify, Apple Podcasts) to talk all about The Valley and so much more. While we agree on a lot more than probably either of us thought, there are of course good discourses about all things Bravo. We really think you'll enjoy this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? We're back in HOTlanta with our peaches finding out that peaches don't grow everywhere??? Maybe somebody should've done some research before trying to start a business eh? Business issues was a theme tonight between the ladies as we get to know more about Pinky's financial problems - maybe something to discuss with everyone in the group! However, all eyes are on Porsha after a wild comment leads to some subtweeting and a good old fashioned "I'll wait to talk to her one on one to say something". We've got a good show on our hands! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? This Summer House season is taking a turn toward slow and brutal torture for all of us (the cool part of the cast included) because how in the hell are we supposed to watch this without breaking our TVs? Add broken TVs to the list of damaged goods that cannot be repaired by these two. While Amanda is "just overwhelmed" and can't make it (probably so she doesn't have to see her boyfriend making good with her best friend while her husband DJs), West takes full opportunity to use all of Ciara's triggers against her so he can be the good guy?? Give me a break - this is only going to get worse unfortunately Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? We're thankfully back in Rhode Island with our favorite new cast...or at least we were excited until we got to Jo-Ellen's house because what in the world is going on there? Let's just move on from that quickly and talk about the rest of the ladies before we throw up because there are a lot of ongoings to discuss. This show is doing an incredible job of blowing up and very quickly discussing the beef and moving on - just how we like it. Meanwhile, back in the sauna with Jo-Ellen's weird sister situation...actually no we won't do that. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? First, I want to congratulate every one of us for making it through the season. There were no less than 4 points in the last 3 episodes where we thought we were out of our misery but they just kept going. Fortunately, we just have what will most likely be a lackluster 3-part reunion and we're free from the RHOBH hell. While we were holding on to some sliver of hope in the Erika Jayne department for this finale; it all came crashing down when we once again were hit with Team Kyle taking over once again. Oh well, it's not like Bravo will ever listen to the fans with this show right? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? We're back for what turned out to be quite the random episode of Southern Hospitality with Justin & Mia's date taking center focus and a discourse that left us scratching our heads. If we know anything about Charleston, there's no shortage of f-boys and inter-friend dating, so excuse us if we thought that was just expected behavior. What we didn't expect however was Lake taking quite the strong stance on Mia being a "girl's girl". We might need to retire that phrase moving forward because it's getting confusing to say the least. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? We're back in The Valley and we might be looking at a potential disaster show with no direction but don't worry, we try our best to steer us (and them in the right direction). It seems all of the things we were worried about with this cast are really starting to come to fruition and unfortunately, we might be in for a whole season of growing pains. From a very confusing situation between Jasmine, Lala and Michelle to Brandon inserting himself into drama episode 1; we cover it all Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? Cat's outta the bag after this episode, Amanda and West were absolutely hooking up mid-summer and you can't convince us otherwise. What a bizarre and icky episode we had to watch; unfortunately well all had to go through that but we always have each other. From Amanda's weird "apology" to Ben & Sabrina and her terrible subsequent confessionals to West downright not giving a damn about Ciara's feelings just so he can get his rocks off with this new girl; what a wildly terrible episode for these two lovers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? Cat's outta the bag after this episode, Amanda and West were absolutely hooking up mid-summer and you can't convince us otherwise. What a bizarre and icky episode we had to watch; unfortunately well all had to go through that but we always have each other. From Amanda's weird "apology" to Ben & Sabrina and her terrible subsequent confessionals to West downright not giving a damn about Ciara's feelings just so he can get his rocks off with this new girl; what a wildly terrible episode for these two lovers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? Cat's outta the bag after this episode, Amanda and West were absolutely hooking up mid-summer and you can't convince us otherwise. What a bizarre and icky episode we had to watch; unfortunately well all had to go through that but we always have each other. From Amanda's weird "apology" to Ben & Sabrina and her terrible subsequent confessionals to West downright not giving a damn about Ciara's feelings just so he can get his rocks off with this new girl; what a wildly terrible episode for these two lovers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? We're back in the ATL for another great episode of Atlanta once again begging the question "is Atlanta back?" and I answer a firm YES! While Porsha throws some wicked shade at Kelli during dirty tea, it seems she's not the only person finding things from the past to get upset about; we're talking about Shamea of course. Let's hope she can find a place in this cast this season because it looks like all of the other ladies are moving forward to better things and she might just get left behind. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? We're back with our favorite new franchise in Rhode Island spending quality time at the sea wall with your best friend and husband. This was a very couple-centric episode and well, let's just say we have a lot of questions. We don't have questions because we saw questionable things; we have questions because these women keep telling us things we didn't even think of! Let's hope this season keeps moving like it is because we're loving it Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? Whoever spread the information stating this was this finale...we'd like a word. Our only hope left to salvage the end of this season hinges on Erika and that gives us the best chance for something watchable next week for sure. Will all of this amount to a fun discourse at the finale? Probably not. Will we still be here covering it so you don't have to watch this boring show? Yes we will and we'll make you feel great about that! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? We're back down at the lake with our favorite cast (except one person) for the end of their little getaway. For some it was time to get a little fun and smooch and for others it was time to finally drop the cold shoulder and get into the issues (then smooch). Unfortunately for everyone there and us a home, we still have to deal with Emmy to which we ask: can we be done with her? Everything on this show is so good and captivating and then we have one person seemingly none of us want to deal with. Let's not let her ruin a good thing here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? We're back in The Valley with the most consistent show on Bravo (not complimentary or derogatory) to really focus on all of the existing, potential and crumbling relationships. While we're still keeping an eye on LaLa's involvement; Danny has really fallen off a cliff to the point where we just do not want to watch him anymore. He's gone from quirky to boring to a little annoying to get him off my screen ASAP but let's focus on the budding romance (?) between Michelle and Schwartz because that's really scratching an itch right now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? We're back down in the ATL for what has been billed as a fantastic season but we definitely needed to see it for ourselves, and let's just say....we're sold! This was such a fun episode, it's hard not to immediately shout from the rooftops that ATL is back in a big way but I guess we'll have to wait and see. We dig into all of the shade and jokes at the dinner party as well as share our excitement for the newbies this season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? We're back for a recap of a show that seemingly no one can really pay attention to given all the news, but don't worry, we're still clocking in to work for you! Thankfully, both of us were able to put all the current events aside (kinda) to dig into this episode and lucky us, we get to figure out what the hell is up with Sabrina. We also get a glimpse of what seems to be the beginning of the fallout between Kyle & Carl Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? We have a special Summer House centric news episode as well as our "In The City" trailer breakdown. While we figured everyone could benefit from a little current events in the Summer House scandal, we also wanted to take the opportunity to breakdown and provide our thoughts for the "In The City" trailer that dropped this week. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? We're back in New Jers.....Rhode Island for the second time in a week and we're feeling blessed. With all of the dark things being discussed on Bravo from alcoholism to friend betrayals, it's nice to get back to the basics....affair scandals. While we're immediately introduced to Rulla and her (probably) cheating husband, poor Kelsey just wants to squash the rumors about her open relationship even though we haven't gotten to that part of her story. We're loving this dynamic and hope it plays out in a beautiful chaos. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? Well this episode had an interesting feel to it. After we FINALLY get to what we've been leading up to all damn season, we're hit with what felt and sounded like a finale rundown with all the ladies; only to be hit with "oh we're back in BH 4 days later" and nothing has changed. Ugh. We'll get through it together but we try our best to see the light at the end of the tunnel! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? We're back on yet another mini-vacay with the SoHo crew as we still try to allow Emmy to understand how her behavior is problematic..surely she'll get it right? No probably not. Otherwise, we have a new issue blossoming between Lake and Michols that takes center stage as we depart Charleston for a little tubing trip in the gator and brain eating amoeba waters. While Lake is moping around feeling weird, Michols seems to be truly enjoying giving her the cold shoulder. This seems like it might be setting up for a very chaotic night but the pieces are in place at the right time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? We're back in the Valley after Bravo did almost no marketing for this season so it seemingly came out of no where! At least it came out during a pretty down time for Bravo news right? Wrong! We weren't sure where we'd be with this crew coming into this season but so far so good! It's only one episode in but it seems our skepticism for the new additions were possibly wrong and we're completely cool with that. Overall, this was a good premiere for a season we're not sure about so let's keep up those good vibes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros???? We've got ourselves a brand spankin' new show and a new housewives franchise at that. We were a little skeptical going into this one for a few reasons but this first episode definitely quelled those fears in a way only New Jersey errrrrr Rhode Island can. We'll be honest, we didn't know Jersey accents moved north and it seems neither did these women because they're all Rhode Island through and through. It does, however, seem like we might have a good thing going with this show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? We have a much needed reprieve from the rest of the reality world with one of our favorite shows that just keeps on getting better. After the fallout from Kimi's comment about Misse's brother, it seems we're pivoting to a new potential villain (or scapegoat) in Margo. Thankfully, we get dueling dinners to stoke the fire in much different ways but poor Martha finds herself in the middle of it all. We never know what to expect next with this group and we wouldn't want it any other way! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? As much as we'd like to continue recapping a show in the current times, that's just not how this works. So we're unfortunately back to recap the episodes from 8 months ago going on an Easter Egg hunt and let's just say, it's really hard to give a damn about other storylines and it's very icky watching Amanda & West. While we try not to dwell on speculation, we still spend about 75% of the episode doing just that! So enjoy as we try to care about whether Dara was in Ben's room for an hour, Lindsay looking for a sugar daddy and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros???? WE'VE GOT OURSELVES AN EMERGENCY PODCAST. All of the rumors and downright nasty behavior has been confirmed and we hopped on ASAP to give you guys the rundown. Don't worry; we're here with evidence, dates, context and everything you can imagine to fully breakdown what's going on in NYC (and elsewhere) with West & Amanda's unbelievable behavior. Hope you guys buckled up and hydrated because this is gonna be a long scandal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices