Channel Stupidity

Here are some clips to give you a taste of Stupidity. Our first episode is coming out on February 3rd. See you soon!

Welcome to Channel Stupidity, and our very first, maiden pilot! Follow Algernon, Ismail, Dia, and Seand (boat boy) as they connect, get their first quest, and learn about the Old Elven Revival in the town of Brightstar.

Yes, they went to the quarry, and now our accidental group of adventurers (Team Stupidity as we've taken to calling them) are headed to their main objective: a magical artifact in a creepy-crawly mine.

Team Stupidity confronts the mysterious inhabitants of the deepest part of the (not-so) haunted mine. 

With the Revival approaching, Team Stupidity enjoys the final day of the festival with their friend Nela.

As the Old Elven Revival in Brightstar comes to a conclusion, Team Stupidity comes face to face for the first time with a Great Darkness.

Fresh off the high of surviving a dragon attack at level 2, our beloved idiots face their toughest challenge yet: a prison door and a horny cat man.

"For my mini-Vacation" Seand Uygi said, "I would like to go TO THE LIBRARY!" And then they went. Meanwhile, Ismail was getting romantic. ;)

Team Stupidity somehow makes checking out a book the hardest challenge yet. Ismail tries to be romantic, again. *wink*

Team Stupidity visits a very well-known family establishment after hours...

The dummy thicc fam does what everyone else does at the zoo- they decide whether or not to fight the tiger. Drama ensues.

They've decided! And now will the gang escape from the Flowermaker's deranged collection?

Stupidity Alert! Seand still wants more books (for some reason) and the group has finally completed a quest! Time for dinner.

Here's how Kale described the episode: "The table is set and the food is prepared. Wait scratch that. The stage is set and the spells are prepared. Actually....? Both. Both is good."

After not having office hours, it's time for the standard, run of the mill dinner with the racist elves who raised you.

For argument's sake, they follow the sometimes-imperialist Kali Fivirrea to see what she's going on about.

After a shocking betrayal, Team Dumdum is looking for ways to act out in public, including vandalism, theft, and indecency. Then they leave the city.

Visiting a temple and traveling across the countryside have never been so fraught with fear of self-sabotage. 

If the events of this episode are any indication, the kids now need a new adult chaperone to make sure they don't get into any serious trouble.

After meeting their new party member, the group of four make a fool of themselves shopping and then go to get... rimmed???

The group enjoys a pleasant evening at The Rim and then goes where you'd logically go next: The Blacksmithy.

In this Episode, the first of many mistakes begin to catch up to our favorite bad-choice boys and girls.

Who will win? An extremely mysterious and scary woman in the woods, or one horsey girl?

What's scarier than a door? A castle! No!! Scarier!!! Well, that would obviously be a...

The adventurers find themselves now trapped in mysterious little town called Wys.

This episode was published exactly when advertised... or was it the future? Or was it the past?!?!

Team Stupid can only escape one trap to fall into another.

The squad continues the journey out of the forest. Lewd questions ensue.

Team Stupid wagers their deep and intimate secrets over dice.

Do you like DnD? Do you like the 1920s and the noir crime scene? Then this arc is DEFINITELY for you.

Team Stupid has their meeting with the current acting Black Box and then has a meeting with the current and acting... 

Armed with a mission and Seand's gun, the group heads to meet with the Black Rose in hopes that she will not turn them over to the fantasy crime syndicate. (feat. Riley Cole as Jennings Humphries interpreter)

They graduate from self-defense to attempting unprovoked and calculated murder.

Here's the deal- he's gone.

What would visiting the Bastion be without certain things?

The team uses the Roses' help in tracking down the Little Sister, discovering something unexpected on the way.

Lmao the auto-generated title of this, our bonus holiday episode, was too funny and perfect to change. Except for Apple Podcasts. They don't get the funny title. Happy Holidays from Channel Stupidity!

This Episode is brought to you by "Where's my suitcase?" If you lost your bag while traveling, just know they won't bring it back to you no matter how many times you call them.

What team are you on? Are you on #TeamStupid, or do you identify with some of the other girlbosses out there? You might want to answer at the end of the episode.

Faced with the disappearence of a friend, Team Stupid does exactly what we've come to expect of them-- something completely unrelated.

Last you heard what it was gonna be. Now it is.

This episode was almost named "Damsel in Distress Pt.1," not because combat continues for another whole episode, but based on our suspicion that Dralda will find herself in similar situations many, many more times in the future.

In this episode, Team Stupid dives into the complexities of commiting crime (10 min), and then goes to a party (50 min).

"I'm done digging my hole!" exclaimed the Little Sister. And with that, the third annual Reunion was officially in full swing.

Aaaaaand we're back! A few more major disclosures this week that Riley designed to induce a state of psychological panic in the members of Team Stupid. Enjoy!

This episode description has no jokes and no witty one liners to pique your interest. It is completely, all-business. Just the facts: This is the last episode of the Emerald Bastion arc of the world-renowned podcast Channel Stupidity.