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Joe Wilkinson and David Earl's daily morning podcast

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    • Oct 6, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekdays NEW EPISODES
    • 47m AVG DURATION
    • 861 EPISODES

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    The Chatabix podcast is an entertaining and unpredictable ride from start to finish. David and Joe, despite considering themselves boring, manage to consistently deliver a hilariously engaging show. The banter and rapport between the hosts is a joy to listen to, with their give and take keeping listeners on their toes. Whether it's taking sides between David and Joe or hearing about their current projects and obsessions, there's never a dull moment on this podcast. What makes it even more impressive is their commitment to releasing episodes every morning, even when they may not feel like it. The unpredictability of each episode adds to the fun, with audio issues often adding an unexpected twist.

    The best aspect of The Chatabix podcast lies in the dynamic between David and Joe. Their genuine friendship shines through as they openly share their messy thoughts and feelings without any editing or filters. This level of authenticity creates a unique listening experience that feels like joining two friends for a chat in real time. Additionally, David's infectious laughter adds an extra layer of enjoyment while Joe's obsession with "Happy Girl" brings a touch of excitement to each episode. The combination of humor, camaraderie, and relatable conversations makes this podcast a highlight of any day.

    While some may consider the lack of structure or focus on specific topics as a drawback, it's precisely what gives The Chatabix podcast its charm. The hosts' casual approach may lead to conversations that tangent off into various directions or discussions that don't delve deeply into specific subjects. However, this conversational style also allows for spontaneity and genuine reactions that keep listeners entertained throughout each episode. It may not be everyone's cup of tea if they prefer more structured podcasts, but for those seeking lighthearted fun and authentic interactions, The Chatabix delivers.

    In conclusion, The Chatabix podcast is an absolute gem for fans of authentic banter and spontaneous conversations. David and Joe's comedic chemistry and willingness to share their thoughts in real time create a refreshing listening experience. While it may not be the most professional or structured podcast, its charm lies in its casual approach and unpredictable nature. Each episode is an adventure of laughter, unexpected twists, and relatable discussions. So come for the banter, stay for the audio issues, and enjoy the wild ride that is The Chatabix podcast.



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    S13 Ep 712 Vault Mondays: How Rich Is Your Grandad?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2025 41:49


    It's archive episode time! And in this one, whilst David and Joe wait for their guest to turn up (who doesn't) they have to think on their feet. First posted on 28th October 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixshop.com/ Contact us: chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 711: An Exit Survey and More One In A Million

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2025 57:57


    David's recently discovered an ‘Exit Survey' on the Chatabix Patreon account - which is a list of reasons both positive and negative that listeners have submitted when un-subscribing. So naturally he reads some of them to Joe. It's all very revealing and leads them to think about what exactly listeners what from the pod. Then, in a complete change in direction, they decide to read some more One In A Million stories. It's a bit of a mixed bag and they almost give up at one point, but thankfully there's a few great ones in there to keep their spirits up. There's also a brilliant story sent in by the one and only Jamie Demetriou - do not miss! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixshop.com/ Contact us: chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 710: Compliments, Omelettes and Camping

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2025 40:59


    First up, some chat about an embarrassing compliment that David received recently, a lovely Crunch Crunch Joe got at his recent Park Run and how to best to cook an omelette. Then the talk returns to Joe's wild camping plans. How are things progressing with the tent-buying, where is he going to do it and just how is he feeling about the whole idea now that he's had a chance to let it settle in? FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠ Insta: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠ Patreon: ⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠ Merch: ⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠ Contact us: ⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 709: Shall I Wild Camp?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2025 57:28


    Joe wants to go on a proper adventure for the podcast and possibly even record it to broadcast too. So he and David spend lot of today's show coming up with ideas about what he might do. Then David suggests wild camping in the Ashdown Forest - which despite Joe's many reservations, is the idea he decides to go for. So stay tuned for all the details and more importantly, find out if it will ever actually happen. Plus, there's a cheeky little listener's quip to end the show on. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Patreon: https://chatabixshop.com/ Merch: https://chatabixshop.com/ Contact us: chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 708: The Day David Got Sacked From A Ch4 Sketch Show For Being Crap

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2025 26:57


    A not so random pick from the archives this week. As David's sacking from the Spoons sketch show came up recently, we're posting the old episode that we recorded about it. To find out more about that fateful day, we chatted to comedy producer and writer Neil Webster about why he had to fire David and why exactly he wasn't up to the job. First posted on 7th April 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixshop.com/ Contact us: chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 707: The Inspector Lynley Mark Bonnar Preamble Pt 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2025 41:07


    Following on from yesterday's episode - and in preparation for their upcoming chat with Mark Bonnar about it - here's yet more analysis of David's performance on the Inspector Lynley Mysteries set. Just how god damn bad was he?! Plus, there's talk about David's sacking from Spoons, Joe's first acting job on Him And Her and what it would be like to audition for Holby City. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Twitter: https://twitter.com/chatabix1 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixshop.com/ Contact us: chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 706: The Inspector Lynley Mark Bonnar Preamble Pt 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2025 42:30


    It's recently come to light that the wonderful actor Mark Bonnar appeared alongside David in his infamous Inspector Lynley Mysteries scene. So Joe, being a friend of Marks, has asked him to come on the pod to give his impression of how David behaved on the day. Was he really as nervous, time-waisting and rubbish at acting as David believes? The only problem is that Mark's suddenly had to cancel and re-schedule the chat. So Joe and David take the opportunity to have a deep-dive into the whole Inspector Lynley experience - so much so that they had to make this episode a 2-parter. Part two coming tomorrow… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 705: The Old Man on Dartmoor and Celebrating London

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2025 48:18


    David kicks things off by telling Joe about the lovely old man he met walking on Dartmoor the other day. But also how the man thought David was about 57, which didn't go down so well. This leads both David and Joe to talking about their aging and looking older too. Then it's onto old jobs and the time David worked as a runner in Soho - and how David really does't like London. So there's lots of chat about David's many issues with the city and how he was pretty scared of Plumstead when he lived there. But eventually, after talking through the pros and cons, both of them realise that they actually quite like London and decide to celebrate it instead. Well, celebrate bits of it at least. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Twitter: https://twitter.com/chatabix1 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixshop.com/ Contact us: chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 704 Vault Mondays: Deleted Files and Believe

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2025 16:46


    An archive show for the Chatabix diehards out there. In this one, the recording went wrong and so we got ready for work whilst playing a song called Believe from 1991. Congratulations if you make it to the end. First posted on June 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Twitter: https://twitter.com/chatabix1 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixshop.com/ Contact us: chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 703 Listener's Mailbag: A Cross Cleaner and Bus Driver Quips

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2025 29:39


    In today's Mailbag we have messages about a Chatabiscuit boyfriend, lots more funny names, getting told off by a no-nonsense cleaner at work, cheeky house viewings (from the owner's perspective), a pretty lame dating prank and a collection of superb pre-prepared quips used by a bus driver. Lovey stuff! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠⁠⁠ ⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 702: Reading Out Our Spotify Reviews

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2025 40:53


    Well this episode does exactly what it says on the tin. After a message about them from one of our Patreons, David's decided he wants to use today's show to read out some of the less than positive Chatabix reviews left on Spotify. And some nice ones too, of course. Joe's not 100% sure it's a good idea to do it on the pod - but is intrigued enough to give it a go. So settle in for half an hour of listener's moans, compliments and complaints - it's like Points Of View for podcasting. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠⁠ ⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 701: Filming Nerves and Grand Designs

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2025 59:04


    There's lots to get through on today's jam-packed episode. Firstly, Joe and David are starting filming on a new project tomorrow and David's beginning to feel very anxious about it. Meanwhile, Joe was asked a pretty big favour from someone he doesn't really know and is now feeling resentful about it. Then David reveals that over the weekend he met a man at the beach who he really got on with - and was then quickly dumped by him. Also, David has finally watched an episode of Grand Designs so he and Joe can now discuss the show and there's some more chat about weed smoking. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠ ⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 700: More House Viewings and Not Being Ladish

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2025 60:08


    David's been up to his sneaky house-viewing tricks again - and this time, he and Naomi loved the house and also the old couple who owned it. So Joe grills him once more about the what and why of it all and David ponders how big the decisions are when trying to find a new house. Then Joe wants to tell David about a really ‘laddie' environment he found himself in recently and that even though he found it quite uncomfortable, he was determined not to join in. He reckons it's a new-found confidence since turning 50. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠ Insta: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠ Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠ Patreon: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠ Merch: ⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠ Contact us: ⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 699 Vault Mondays: On Set and On a Train

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2025 32:11


    On today's archive show, we chat about David's weight, being on the set of Afterlife, The Cockfields, Joe's ADR session, Celebrity Big Brother 2005, Needles and who our wives fancy. First posted on 5th May 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Twitter: https://twitter.com/chatabix1 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixshop.com/ Contact us: chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 698 Listeners Mailbag: Dog Walkers and Groom's Speeches

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2025 38:21


    It's Friday, so it's gotta be Mailbag time. And this week we read messages about an inconveniently named sex shop, some love from Switzerland, a very experienced weed-smoker, some great info about Blue Plaques, a very unconventional house sale, a selection of dog walking quips, a groom's speech joke query and an anti-littering convert. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Twitter: https://twitter.com/chatabix1 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixshop.com/ Contact us: chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 697: TV Joe's Mastermind Quiz

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2025 57:48


    TV Joe is back with another of his superb quizzes - and this time it's a Chatabix version of Mastermind. But before he puts David and Joe through their paces in the ultimate battle of the brains, he tells them about meeting Stevie Wonder recently and also Roy Hodgson - plus a bit of cricket chat too. Then it's on with the quizzing as David and Joe pit their wits in both specialist subject and general knowledge rounds. It's one of TV Joe's tenses quizzes yet - who will be victorious and crowned the ultimate Chatabix Mastermind?! The link for TV Joe's fundraising friend are… Alistair's 40 by 40 Instagram Alistair's 40 by 40 JustGiving FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    WWF CHARITY NIGHT IN SUSSEX

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2025 3:35


    My friend has organised this event to support the World Wildlife Fund in its efforts to create Ocean Sanctuaries. £25 a ticket and it all goes to the WWF (there is a £2.80 online ticket vendor's fee). The event runs on the 20th September at The Anchor Inn, Barcombe, East Sussex. Simply search for "Wild by the River" on the web, and you will find the ticketing website with all the necessary information. There will be four live bands/acts (Dynamite, Wild Estate, Dreamytime Escorts, and Francesca Morris), plus DJ Daft Kraft, an award-winning close-up Magician, and a costume artist on stilts roaming the crowd. There will be short, inspirational talks from The WWF, our local coastal heroes - Sussex Underwater and Greenpeace. There is free camping available on a first-come, first-served basis. Local businesses have also donated some auction items. Watch the movie, get inspired, go! Wild by the River. 20th September at The Anchor Inn, Barcombe, East Sussex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 696: A 3 pack of assorted hight-waisted briefs

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2025 55:39


    Huge Chatabix news - Joe has started wearing Y-fronts instead of boxers. So for the first part of today's show, him and David discuss that and then read out some reviews of the M&S high-waisted briefs that he bought recently. Then they move onto talking about having guests on the pod again and the sort of people they'd like to talk to. They also reminisce about old TV programmes, talk about growing old and David gets Joe to re-tell his story about getting Beetroot stuck in his throat. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 695 One In A Million: A Casino Win And A Shop Fire

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2025 33:51


    After the success of our recent episode reading out listener's One In A Million stories - it's time to do it again. So, a little unsure as to whether the quality will remain as high, David and Joe tentatively prepare for yet more amazing tales of bizarre flukes and very strange co-incidences. But they needn't have worried, as amongst this week's great selection of yarns is a very lucky casino win, a shop fire whist under the influence, a night-time encounter with a flying fish and repeat customers for a cabbie. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠ Insta: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠ Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠ Patreon: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠ Merch: ⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠ Contact us: ⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 694 Vault Monday: Our New TV Reviewer and The New Telly Addicts Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2025 27:08


    In this landmark episode from the Chatabix archives, which features the very first appearance of TV Joe, we chat about a Zoom link, why Joe is feeling low, TV reviews and play The Telly Addicts Game. First posted on 23 April 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Twitter: https://twitter.com/chatabix1 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixshop.com/ Contact us: chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 693 Listeners Mailbag: Haunted Pubs and a Chatabiscuit Dream

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2025 29:39


    Delving into our listener's mailbag once again, first we read a slightly annoying 'no I haven't' message, then answer emails about a spooky night at the Skirrid Inn in Wales, thanks from a new listener, a couple of childhood celebrity spots, meeting a Chatabiscuit in a dream, repeated phone thefts, a grandad quip and a safari one too. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 692: Knocking On Doors Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2025 59:46


    We kick off today's show with more health and fitness chat - mainly about the mileage David does on his Peloton and the salad he had for lunch yesterday. Then David reveals to Joe that over the weekend that he and Naomi went out knocking on a few more doors of houses for sale, again without the all-important estate agent appointment. So Joe decides to get to the bottom of David's reasoning behind such bold move. Plus, we find out how Joe is settling into his new house and if it feels like home yet, question whether are our episode lengths are too long and have a quick check of the charts. Well, it's been a while. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 691: Joe's Saliva Jet and Justin Hawkins Body

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2025 54:22


    For today's topics of conversation, Joe suggests the strange jet of saliva that comes out of his mouth occasionally and an idea about opening a picture framing shop. But David would rather talk about the inch worm - a new exercise he's doing as part of his morning workout. Which leads him to talk about losing weight and getting a flat stomach - yes, again. Plus, Joe's biscuit addiction, what it'd be like to have Justin Hawkins body, David's Pelaton statistics and a big tattoo of the Red Arrows. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠ Insta: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠ Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠ Patreon: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠ Merch: ⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠ Contact us: ⁠chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 690: One In A Million

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2025 55:04


    Following Joe's recent story about the girl he saw on Brighton beach appearing in the newspaper the following day and his idea to find more ‘one in a million' stories, David put a message on Patreon about it and loads of response have already been sent in. So sit back and relax as we read out a wonderful selection of your amazing stories of bizarre flukes, chance encounters and very strange co-incidences. And also some not so good ones too - enjoy! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠ Insta: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠ Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠ Patreon: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠ Merch: ⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠ Contact us: ⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 689 Vault Mondays: Driving Down To London

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2025 28:12


    Joe rings David for a chat whilst David is driving from Wales to London - Audio is poor, but give us a break. First posted on 19th April 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Twitter: https://twitter.com/chatabix1 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixshop.com/ Contact us: chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 688 Listeners Mailbag: A Hotbox and A Tool Quiz

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2025 37:02


    It's time for more of our listener's emails. And on this week's show, we have a career advisers inappropriate response to a funny name, a superb Spanish restaurant quip, Joe's tactics on Last One Laughing, Cole Zero headaches, Cornish pastie crusts, Tyson Fury on The Tower Of Power, a bunking-off work excuse, a hot-boxing weed story and a 'Tool or Tool' quiz to finish on. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 687: Bond Girls and Jersey Flights

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2025 45:53


    Joe's mum has just re-connected with an old friend of hers, whom Joe is very keen to tell David about. It turns out she was as Bond Girl in the 80's, appearing alongside Roger Moore in a very famous scene involving a magnetic watch. So for the first half of the episode there's a lot of chat about that and Bond films in general. Then Joe remembers they were going to book David a flight to Jersey so he could visit the old cricket ground there where he scored a half century. So they attempt to book the tickets live on the pod, which takes the rest of the show to sort out. It's absolutely riveting podding! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 686: Joe's Two ‘Manic Energy' Stories

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2025 49:46


    David had two double expressos before starting today's pod, so who knows where this one's gonna go?! But once Joe's calmed him down a bit, he starts telling David about a young lady he sat next to on Brighton beach the other day with a very ‘manic energy'. And later, tells another longer story about a bizarre encounter he had in a pub a few years ago with a lady in a wedding dress - who had a very similar ‘manic energy'. Confused? Yes, David was a little too but it'll hopefully all make sense in the end. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 685: David Gets His Car MOT'd

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2025 38:14


    David's off to get his car MOT'd this morning - so what better time to do some podding. We join David in his car driving to Exeter whist Joe's at home in his office wondering if it's a wise idea, considering Devon's very patchy 5G signal. But of course they plough on undeterred. On the journey they mainly discuss Vodcasts and whether the trend will last. And once David arrives at the garage there's a lot of whispering and trying to work out what the difference is between a hatchback and a SUV. As you'd expect, this is podding of the very highest calibre! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠ Insta: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠ Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠ Patreon: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠ Merch: ⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠ Contact us: ⁠chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 684 Vault Mondays: Great Bodies and Twitter

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2025 37:57


    Vault episode time - and this week we're talking about great bodies, and, mainly, why we tweet. First posted on 24th May 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Twitter: https://twitter.com/chatabix1 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixshop.com/ Contact us: chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 683 Listeners Mailbag: Totally Distracted and A Funhouse Audition

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2025 33:57


    Before the guys have a chance to get started with today's Mailbag, they get totally distracted by a photo sent in from a listener of Joe at the Pride Parade and the news that the actor Mark Bonnar was also in David's Inspector Linley scene. But once that's all dealt with, they read messages about a very exciting Funhouse audition at school, a clothes shop-owning weed smoker, some advice about playing 5-a-side football, a retro TV YouTube channel, a multi-purpose beard quip and spotting Greg Rusedski at a Genesis concert. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 682: Skateboarder Joe and The Terrorism Police

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2025 55:36


    Joe had a recent vigilante incident involving some teenage skateboarders that he really wants to tell David about. But before he can do that, David is shocked to learn that Joe used to skateboard in his youth - so that gets discussed immediately along with roller blading, roller discos and yo-yoing. David also tells Joe about some very quirky characters he came across in Totness the other day, before we finally get back to Joe's vigilante story. And as if all that wasn't enough, David finishes the episode by telling Joe about the time he had a run-in with some Gatwick airport counter-terrorism police. It was all very dramatic indeed! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 681: David's Exercises and Joe's Meatball Recipe

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2025 55:52


    David's been settling in to a new exercise routine over the past few months, which he does with a personal trainer both in person and online. So he kicks off this episode by explaining to Joe what it exactly entails and demonstrating some of the moves - much to Joe's amusement. Then later in the show they chat about getting good bodies (or not), eating regimes, Joe doing most of the cooking at home, how best to cook an omelet and the perfect recipe for meatballs - a la Wilkinson! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 680: Joe's Kevin McCloud Type Jackets

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2025 46:10


    Joe has two Kevin McCloud type artists jackets which are a little out of his comfort zone - but he's been wearing them a lot recently and now feels much more comfortable in them. That was until this morning when he saw someone wearing one (along with a Cornish fisherman's hat) and is now really unsure about the whole look. So he asks David for some advice about it - which might not be that helpful at all?! They also chat about answering the phone in the nude, David's linen trousers, delivering beds, read a nice review of the pod and get sent a lovely wedding photo with Joe in it. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠ Insta: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠ Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠ Patreon: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠ Merch: ⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠ Contact us: ⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 679 Vault Mondays: Richard Webster - Kick Start Competitor, 1985

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2025 41:20


    It's a great 80's TV show themed vault ep today as we chat to Richard Webster - a Kick Start competitor from 1985. First posted on 7th March 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Twitter: https://twitter.com/chatabix1 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixshop.com/ Contact us: chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 678 Listener's Mailbag: Stretford Paddock and MMU Massages

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2025 31:26


    It's another great mailbag this weeks as we read messages about some Chatabix fans at the Stretford Paddock Man U YouTube channel, an embarrassing quip (and several others too), a query about David's attitude to Joe's MMU massage day, a trio of funny names, Bradley Walsh on The Chase, a Sir Winch-a-lot musical and more littering stories. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 677: Canal Georgie Returns

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2025 66:13


    Our resident canal boat living Chatabiscuit Georgie is back on the pod to tell David and Joe more glorious tales from the towpath. And as it's the height of summer, she'll be filling them in on all the pleasures of a canal boat lifestyle when the weather's warm and the sun is shining. And a bit about all the characters she'd been meeting on and off the water too. So settle back and relax for a wonderful hour of cosy canal chat - David and Joe are in heaven! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 676: Grumpy David and Joe at the Pride Parade

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2025 64:30


    It's a grumpy David at the start of today's show as he's just found out his Peloton is broken and hasn't been able to exercise this morning. So Joe tries to distract him by telling him about how much he enjoyed the Brighton Pride Parade recently and even had a little dance there. He also tells David about some art he's just bought and a great new song he's heard - all of which David doesn't seem that interested in. But eventually he begins to cheer up a bit and they start nattering about lorries and lorry drivers, find out what other things Joe gets up to in Brighton and have a go at playing Mock The Week's ‘most unlikely to hear at' game. It's a funny old episode but we get there in the end. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 675: A Mevagissey Morning and Retirement Plans

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2025 58:47


    Following his recent holiday in Cornwall, David wants to spend today's show recounting a magical morning he had whilst staying in the small fishing town of Mevagissey. But it seems he's going to have to go some way to convince Joe it'll be interesting enough to fill an episode, for both him and the listeners. David's undeterred and ploughs on regardless - sound effects and all! Also, having met several very contented retirees down by the harbour that day, David starts to wonder what he and Joe would do in their retirement? It turns out shop-keeping and allotment tending may well be on the cards for them. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠ Insta: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠ Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠ Patreon: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠ Merch: ⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠ Contact us: ⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 674 Vault Mondays: Reading Out Cockfield Comments on Facebook and Pantomime Opportunities

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2025 37:40


    On this week's vault show, we talk about running, read out shit comments and then talk about a possible pantomime opportunity. First posted on 10th November 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Twitter: https://twitter.com/chatabix1 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixshop.com/ Contact us: chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 673 Listeners Mailbag: School Bands and David's Wire Mill Gig

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2025 32:21


    On this week's show, there's emails about a rather out of date weatherman audition, a shite old school band, a long detour from David telling Joe about his last gig with The Colour Of Mary, tales of an early retirement and more silly names. Happy Friday! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 672: Summer Quip Special!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2025 58:47


    That's right you lucky listeners, for this very special episode Joe and David bring you a whole show dedicated to the finest quips that money can buy. And a few not so great examples too. So let's celebrate the summer with a whole load of quipping - what better way to spend an hour! And thanks to all the Chatabiscuits who've been sending them into us - we couldn't have done it without you. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 671: David's Away and Joe's in an Egg Chair

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2025 56:42


    Since moving house and recording in a new room, Joe's sound quality for the pod really hasn't been great. So for this episode, he's sitting in an egg chair to see if that'll improve things. Meanwhile, David's away on holiday in Mevagissey which he loves, but has also visited some nearby towns which he really didn't like. So they discuss all of that before their editor James joins them for a chat about Joe's problematic audio. We also hear about the time David and Joe met Wet Leg (just before they got famous) and Joe tells us about a big bag of coins he took into a bank. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    S13 Ep 670: David's Second Incredible Fire Story

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2025 45:46


    Joe's away again and guess what, he's back in his car to record today's pod. And after a little talking in French and chatting about going to see Princess Diana's memorial flowers (yes, it's quite the opener!), Joe asks David to tell the full story of him seeing a huge house fire, which he started recounting in a previous ep. So stay tuned for all the detail of his dramatic story - where more things than just a house went up in smoke that night. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠ Insta: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠ Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠ Patreon: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠ Merch: ⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠ Contact us: ⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 669 Vault Mondays: The Day David Was Crap On The Inspector Linley Mysteries

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2025 29:52


    It's another episode from the Chata-vaults and in this one, we chat about David's appalling acting in The Inspector Lynley Mysteries First posted on 21st April 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Twitter: https://twitter.com/chatabix1 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixshop.com/ Contact us: chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 668 Listeners Mailbag: Funny Names and Spotting Swingers

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2025 29:12


    On today's show, there's messages about penpals, favourite comical names, quipping when very tired, a knitting Chatabiscuit, spotting the signs of swinger activity, sex shops on the A1, a Gladiator sighting and meeting a footballing hero. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 667: David Calls The Fire Brigade

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2025 44:21


    Late the other night, David noticed a very strange burning smell in his lounge. Perplexed at where it was coming from and concerned for his family's safety, he consulted various things like ChatGTP and The National Grid for help. But eventually he called the fire brigade and they soon arrived to get to the bottom of things. So stay tuned to find out what happened and if disaster was avoided?! Plus, there's some chat about David seeing a house fire in his early 20's and Joe stopping a drunk driver outside his house. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 666: Joe's Brand New Home Pt 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2025 56:21


    Following on from the previous episode, we return to Joe's house-moving tales after he's just discovered he's got the bin day wrong - one of the many pleasures of getting used to a new home. So settle back and relax as he tell's David even more about his past few weeks activities. There's chat about spending lots of money (and saving it too), the jeopardy of property chains, saying goodbye to the old house and meeting the new neighbours. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 665: Joe's Brand New Home Pt 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2025 43:17


    You'll never guess - Joe has just moved house! So him and Petra are now happily unpacking, getting comfortable in their new home and exploring the neighbourhood. And in true Chatabix fashion, David wants to know absolutely every thing about it - from finding the house and selling their old place, to how the move went and how exactly Joe and Petra are feeling now. There's lots to discuss, so part 2 is coming tomorrow… FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠ Insta: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠ Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠ Patreon: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠ Merch: ⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠ Contact us: ⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 664 Vault Mondays: Feeling Thick and Bed Bases

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2025 37:02


    Time for another repeat of a golden oldie episode. And in this one, the lads chat about feeling really thick all their life and then David tells Joe about the base he's getting built for his bed. First posted on 9th September 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Twitter: https://twitter.com/chatabix1 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixshop.com/ Contact us: chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S13 Ep 663 Listeners Mailbag: One Night Stands and A Quip Rampage

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2025 34:21


    In this weeks mailbag we read messages about Cliff Richard's Wired For Sound, meeting Alan Carr, an embarrassing one night stand, a non-farting masseuse, a quip rampage, compilation albums, pot-head complaints and a beautiful quip at an X Factor live show. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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