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Joe Wilkinson and David Earl's daily morning podcast

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    • Apr 3, 2026 LATEST EPISODE
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    The Chatabix podcast is an entertaining and unpredictable ride from start to finish. David and Joe, despite considering themselves boring, manage to consistently deliver a hilariously engaging show. The banter and rapport between the hosts is a joy to listen to, with their give and take keeping listeners on their toes. Whether it's taking sides between David and Joe or hearing about their current projects and obsessions, there's never a dull moment on this podcast. What makes it even more impressive is their commitment to releasing episodes every morning, even when they may not feel like it. The unpredictability of each episode adds to the fun, with audio issues often adding an unexpected twist.

    The best aspect of The Chatabix podcast lies in the dynamic between David and Joe. Their genuine friendship shines through as they openly share their messy thoughts and feelings without any editing or filters. This level of authenticity creates a unique listening experience that feels like joining two friends for a chat in real time. Additionally, David's infectious laughter adds an extra layer of enjoyment while Joe's obsession with "Happy Girl" brings a touch of excitement to each episode. The combination of humor, camaraderie, and relatable conversations makes this podcast a highlight of any day.

    While some may consider the lack of structure or focus on specific topics as a drawback, it's precisely what gives The Chatabix podcast its charm. The hosts' casual approach may lead to conversations that tangent off into various directions or discussions that don't delve deeply into specific subjects. However, this conversational style also allows for spontaneity and genuine reactions that keep listeners entertained throughout each episode. It may not be everyone's cup of tea if they prefer more structured podcasts, but for those seeking lighthearted fun and authentic interactions, The Chatabix delivers.

    In conclusion, The Chatabix podcast is an absolute gem for fans of authentic banter and spontaneous conversations. David and Joe's comedic chemistry and willingness to share their thoughts in real time create a refreshing listening experience. While it may not be the most professional or structured podcast, its charm lies in its casual approach and unpredictable nature. Each episode is an adventure of laughter, unexpected twists, and relatable discussions. So come for the banter, stay for the audio issues, and enjoy the wild ride that is The Chatabix podcast.



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    S15 Ep 810 Listener's Mailbag: Sexy Joe and Fix My Quip

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2026 33:37


    Time for some more of your emails. And this week, we have messages about a disappointing Deftones quip, a disgraceful affair in the 90's, a lot of ladies fancying Joe Wilkinson, a meatball recipe enquiry, filling time at Delhi airport, a very impressive Chewbacca impression and the birth of a potential new Chatabix section - Fix My Quip. Happy Friday! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 809: Live Tours, Cokey Z and Only Me - Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2026 41:46


    Picking up from yesterdays's episode, David grills Joe about his Cokey Z relapse, they do some research into which food and drinks are healthy (and which aren't), Joe suggests a new format idea for the pod and they rather ambitiously ask ChatGPT to come up with a thousand name suggestions for it - spoiler alert, it refuses. One of their favourites from the ten it does manage to come up with is ‘Only Me Then' - but you'll have to listen to find out what the idea is. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠ Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 808: Live Tours, Cokey Z and Only Me - Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2026 45:05


    David's been to see the brilliant Alex Lowe performing as Clinton Baptiste at the Brighton Dome, which he absolutely loved. But the whole evening got David thinking about how bad a live Chatabix show would be in comparison. So once again, him and Joe spend much of the episode talking themselves out of ever doing a live tour of the pod. They also announce Chatabix's new Patreon-only series ‘Lose Two Stone' and Joe reveals he's stared drinking his beloved Coke Zero again. With so much to discuss, they decide to make it double bubble episode - part 2 coming tomorrow… FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠ Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    S15 Ep 807: So Pleased With Himself

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2026 46:35


    David's been listening back to a recent episode of the pod where they talked about a live ‘Ladies Night' show of Our Little Systems - and found himself utterly unbearable. Despite having fun at the time, he now thinks he came across as very pleased with himself indeed and wants to analyse the episode with Joe to work out where it all went wrong. And it turns out Joe's not too impressed with his behaviour either. So prepare yourself for quite a bit of uncomfortable squirming and self-loathing. Classic Chatabix. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠YouTube⁠ ⁠Instagram⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ ⁠Patreon⁠ ⁠Merch⁠ Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 806 Vault Mondays: Bored and Dead End Jobs

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2026 27:28


    Another episode randomly selected from the Chatabix archives. And in this one, we talked about Dermot, crap jobs, being ignored, and magicians / golfers. First posted on 31st March 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 805 Mailbag Fridays: Celebrity Stories and a Missing Gall Bladder

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2026 21:54


    In today's selection of slightly baffling emails from the Chatabix Mailbag, there's a picture of Joe with Joe Mahler, some celebrity holiday spots, a telling off story, Peter Andre's brother, Helen Mirren's bath, Chris Eubank's phone number and a missing gall bladder. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 804: A Couple Of Daydreamers

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2026 41:44


    We kick off today's show with a debrief about yesterday's trip to the Crawley Industrial Estate - which Joe absolutely loved. But it did make David realise how much of his time working there he spent daydreaming. And it turns out Joe did too, when he still had a full time job and was doing stand-up in the evenings. Then they do some more reminiscing about their 20's, find out if there are any warthogs in the UK and discuss the strange trend of Burlesque performers in comedy clubs.  FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠ Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S14 Ep 803: The Crawley Industrial Estate Tour

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2026 63:03


    David's staying near Crawley for a few days, so he's taking the opportunity to visit the industrial estate where he had quite a few jobs in his 20s and early 30s. It's the perfect occasion for an ‘on-location' episode, so he's called Joe on Zoom to join him for the adventure. So get ready for a lovely little trip down memory lane - featuring none other than the A-Plant offices and a number of other important locations from Chatabix folklore. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠ Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 802: Generically 55 and Christian O'Connell

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2026 55:22


    It's a very busy episode of chatting today and just a few of the subjects covered include - David being the main topic of conversation at Joe's recent family meal, getting stressed talking about work, Joe's frustrating encounter with a man who looked very ‘generically 55', an Alan Titchmarsh gardening book, listening to pods while mowing the lawn, youthful daydreaming and Christian O'Connell living in Melbourne. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠ Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 801 Vault Mondays: Russell Howard's Newspaper Chairs + Beppe Di Marco

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2026 46:03


    In this old episode from way back in 2021 - we chat about the newspaper chairs on Russell Howard's Show, Beppe Di Marco, celebrities from Redhill and Joe our TV Reviewer lets us know what to watch. First posted on 5th November 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 800 Listener's Mailbag: More One In A Million!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2026 42:58


    With so many One In A Million emails in the mailbag at the moment, David and Joe decide to dedicate the whole of today's show to them. So, there's tales about a holiday park bingo win, an uncanny premonition, a rather confusing story about someone's escape from an orgy, two tall celebrities and a superb cigarette catch at a concert. That really is, One In A Million! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 799: 14 Vol-Au-Vents and A Grilled Chick Wrap

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2026 56:04


    David's been staying in London again and last night went to an event where he drunk several glasses of wine and ate a total of 14 vol-au-vents. Swiftly followed by a grilled chicken wrap with chips when back at his hotel bar. So he's full of regrets this morning and feeling guilty about over-eating. But never fear, Joe is here to calm his worries (well, sort of) and later in the show, they come up with a brilliant idea for a new weight loss podcast.  FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠ Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 798: TV Joe's Name That Tune

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2026 68:20


    TV Joe is back with a brilliant new game of ‘Name That Tune', ready to put David and Joe's musical knowledge to the test. It's also recently been TV Joe's 40th birthday - so what better way to celebrate than with a hotly completed music based quiz. Needless to say, it's one cracker of an episode - happy birthday Joe! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠ Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 797: David's Handsome Man and Joe's Military Camper Van

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2026 55:48


    Well listeners, today's show is bit of a head-scratcher to explain. Suffice to say, David tells Joe about a handsome and very self-assured man that he recently saw at his local farm shop, which somehow leads to Joe telling David about his neighbour's military-style camper van. Plus, they both analyse why Joe is so bad at being tidy and David convinces him to clean up his office. So, pretty much Chatabix business as usual really. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠YouTube⁠ ⁠Instagram⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ ⁠Patreon⁠ ⁠Merch⁠ Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 796 Vault Mondays: Impressions Competition and A Surprise Guest

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2026 28:44


    On today's blast from the past episode - we chat about the charts, listeners unsubscribing, Chatabix buses, the impressions game and our surprise guest. First posted on 27th April 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 795 Listeners Mailbag: The Isle of Wight and Some Artic Monkeys

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2026 36:28


    It's Friday - so it must be Mailbag time! And in today's show we read messages about a vigilante Joe fan, some Isle of Wight celebrity spots, a great hairdresser quip, an embarrassing time with the Artic Monkeys, a move to the countryside, some kind words from a golf course employe and a gardeners ‘little systems'. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 794: The Return of David's Pinboard Game - Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2026 42:15


    Well, this might be the second half of the Pinboard Game double bubble - but in true Chatabix fashion, it's not long before David and Joe get totally distracted by other subjects. Firstly, there's David's idea to do ‘Directors Cut' style analysis episodes of our old guest interviews, complete with much cringing (about themselves of course, not the brilliant guests). And then the subject of an Our Little Systems live tour comes up - with the special caveat of having women-only audiences. It's working title is the Tea Towels and Thongs Tour. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠ Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 793: The Return of David's Pinboard Game - Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2026 50:59


    As Joe's still feeling a little poorly and they both don't have much to talk about today - David turns to his trusty pinboard ‘ideas cards' to get the conversation flowing. So they randomly select topics from that, with subjects covered include beaches, maps, more gardening, more old jobs, being likeable and immediate rapport. Then they come up with a popularity contest game, which goes so well that they'll be continuing with it on tomorrow's show… FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠ Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 792: A Close Shave and Watching Bottom

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2026 39:20


    David's had a close shave this morning, nearly being run into by a truck. So he tells Joe about that and then Joe recounts a similar near-miss when he was a student in Bristol. In other news, David's been watching lots of Blackadder with his kids (with accompanying Flashheart impressions), Joe remembers going to see Bottom live at the Hammersmith Apollo, there's a progress report on their colds and they finish things off with a little meltdown about listening back to pod episodes. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠YouTube⁠ ⁠Instagram⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ ⁠Patreon⁠ ⁠Merch⁠ Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 791 Vault Mondays: The Carpet Fitter and Noel Edmonds

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2026 29:27


    Archive ep time! We chat about our audio, our near disaster, more audio problems, Joe's awkward podcast encounter, Joe's carpet fitter, travelling to Polperro, not listening and some Noel Edmonds stuff First posted on 26th April 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 790: Mailbag Special - Our Little Systems

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2026 39:21


    After seeing how many submissions they've received for Joe's ‘Our Little Systems' idea, David wants to use today's Mailbag show to see if the new format has potential. And after reading out the first few messages, David's feeling increasingly positive about it. But Joe's really not too sure, so they start a timer and give it 30 minutes to prove itself. Will the listeners's ‘systems' be entertaining enough to make it over the finish line… FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠ Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 789: Two Snotty Colds - Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2026 35:33


    Picking things up from yesterday's cold-filled show, there's yet more chat about showing off and generally being embarrassed by performing. Then David cryptically reveals a very perceptive comment made to him when he was a teenager at school, they try building some self-belief, take a cathartic trip to the beach and come up with some ways to keep their brains sharp. What a ride! Apologies again for all the coughing and sniffing! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠ Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 788: Two Snotty Colds - Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2026 45:42


    Both Joe and David have nasty colds at the moment and feeling pretty rubbish. So they kick things off by discussing their illnesses, taking sickies, joe's tactics for getting more holiday days at his old job and what it means to be a sociopath. Then, after wondering why they bother podding when ill, Joe challenges David to make the episode a double bubble. So they plough on with the chat - part two will be coming to you tomorrow.  Apologies for all the coughing and sniffing! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠YouTube⁠ ⁠Instagram⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ ⁠Patreon⁠ ⁠Merch⁠ Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 787: TV Joe's Mr & Mrs Quiz

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2026 65:19


    TV Joe is back and this time he's challenging David and Joe to a game of Mr & Mrs. It's proper 70's Saturday night family quiz show vibes, so settle back and find out just how good a match as a couple our Chatabix hosts are. Plus, there's some chat about the cricket in Sri Lanka, things get a bit ‘punky', Joe discusses catering on The Traitors and we even get a few TV recommendations too. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠YouTube⁠ ⁠Instagram⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ ⁠Patreon⁠ ⁠Merch⁠ Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 786 Vault Mondays: Guest - Ed Gamble

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2026 47:32


    It's a classic archive episode this week - Comedian & podcast host Ed Gamble joins David & Joe mid spat. After he's broken up the argument, Ed talks about Off Menu, getting Ed Sheeran on, chart positions and why they should get a producer. Joe & David start bickering again. Ed leaves. First posted sometime in 2022, exact date now lost to posterity. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 785 Listeners Mailbag: Old Bosses and Other Digressions

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2026 34:43


    Delving into the Mailbag once again, we read messages about one of David's old bosses (which leads to a lot of reminiscing about previous jobs), a Norwegian cigarette quip, a Joe look-a-like (followed by even more digressions) and a litter vigilante video. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠ Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 784: Joe's Birthday Double Bubble Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2026 38:51


    It's the second part of our birthday double bubble episode, in honour of Joe's 51st birthday. So following on from yesterday's show, David and Joe discuss some of their insecurities about the pod, wonder why they're getting fewer abusive comments, almost tell a new anecdote and finally realise why people continue listening to all this drivel. Then in an expositive finale, David reads some old tax returns and Joe digs out his gigging diary from 2011 for a reminisce. Happy birthday Joe! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠ Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 783: Joe's Birthday Double Bubble Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2026 45:14


    It's Joe's birthday today so he and David celebrate by recording a double bubble episode! Well, it's not what they'd originally planned but with lots to discuss about turning 51, David insists that they do. Amongst other topics, they chat about the Winter Olympics, Chatabix's purple patch, getting closer to death, feeling irrelevant, appropriate jobs for old people and starting a birthday card business. Part two coming tomorrow… FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠YouTube⁠ ⁠Instagram⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ ⁠Patreon⁠ ⁠Merch⁠ Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 782: London Larry and Befriending Take That

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2026 53:19


    Well, it's the last of our trilogy's of episodes discussing David's recent work trips to London. And it's turned out to be a right roller coster of emotions as this morning he's feeling very upbeat about the city and making the most of being there. So much so that yesterday afternoon he took the opportunity to visit his agent, killed time by looking into lots of restaurant windows and almost treated himself to a cocktail in his hotel bar. Then to end the day, he really enjoyed watching the Take That Circus tour in his room - and is now wondering if he and Joe might be able to become their fiends? FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠YouTube⁠ ⁠Instagram⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ ⁠Patreon⁠ ⁠Merch⁠ Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 781 Vault Mondays: Happy Happy Girl and Distractions

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2026 29:17


    In today's blast front the past, we chat about audio issues, our new theme tune, what the show should be, we read out the listeners tweets, talk about the time Joe was trapped, David's old songs, Joe's wife makes an entrance and the optician calls David. First posted on 13th April 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 800 Listener's Mailbag: Jason Orange and Dad Jokes

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2026 32:01


    This week's emails includes message about being a body double for Jason Orange, early memories of quipping, more pot-head information for Joe and a long list of dad jokes. Happy Friday! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 779: Trains Tales and London Part Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2026 42:27


    After yesterday's recounting of his previous trip, David is swiftly back up in his London hotel room and feeling all discombobulated again. With a very eventful train journey there, including an encounter with a 60 year old weed-smoker, he and Joe are keen to pick up on their conversation about his awkwardness with leaving home and having to spend time in a big city. It's his London adventures part two! And there'll be more next week as they ended up chatting about it the next day too. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠ Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 778: What I Do When I Get To Paddington

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2026 58:12


    David's doing a few days work a week in London at the moment, so he use today's episode to tell Joe how it's been going. As it involves leaving his comfort zone (in more ways than one), each week the trip starts off with an anxious train journey from Totness to Paddington station. And his feelings of awkwardness continue throughout the two days, all the way up to the relief-filled train ride home. It turns out that Joe has similar feelings when he stays away for work, so they decide to continue the discussion next time and turn it into a two-parter. Plus, David reads out a few Patreon responses to our ‘Our Little Systems' idea. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠ Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 777: The 1% Quipping Club

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2026 41:47


    David's been watching a lot of The 1% Club recently and has noticed how much the show relies on the brilliant quipping from its host, Lee Mack. Knowing Joe's considerable mastery of impromptu quips, David's thought of a great game that they can play on today's pod. That's if Joe can keep quiet for long enough for David to explain it to him - don't hold your breath… FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   ⁠YouTube⁠ ⁠Instagram⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠ ⁠Patreon⁠ ⁠Merch⁠ Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 776 Vault Mondays: Putting A Bet On A Horse and Joe Davis

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2026 30:36


    In this old show, David and Joe put a bet on a horse and talk about Joe Davis. First posted on: 29th October 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT:   YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 774 Listener's Mailbag: Cockfields Quips and Ben Rufus Green

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2026 37:23


    This week's Mailbag show starts off normal enough - but then David reads a confusing quipping email from their Cockfields co-star, Ben Rufus Green. So they get in touch with him to see if he's up for explaining things and luckily he's free to join them on Zoom straight away. So they get a full explanation of his quip and then do some reminiscing about filming The Cockfields and working with the late, great Bobby Ball. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Contact us Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 773: The Primrose Hill Lot

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2026 60:28


    The other day, Joe found himself stood up in a cafe in London chatting with three other celebrities - which made him feel very self-conscious indeed. So obviously he and David use today's episode to dissect the whole incident and analyse Joe's awkward feelings about it. Amongst other revelations, it turns out Joe felt like ‘that Primrose Hill lot in the 90's' - who he was a little jealous of at the time. So, plenty there for David to wind Joe up about then. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠ Insta: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠ Patreon: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠ Merch: ⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠ Contact us: ⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 772: Dopplebangers and ‘Our Little Systems'

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2026 47:31


    Joe wants to come up with a new section idea for the pod and has been inspired by a word he learn recently - dopplebangers. It's a term used for couples who look like each other and he's wondering if there any other new phrases that the listeners could tell them about. And also if they invent any with partners to describe a particular idiosyncrasy. David's not convinced that but asks Chat GPT to come up with a name for the new show - and then puts a request out on Patreon to see what response they get. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixshop.com/ Contact us: chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 772: Posthumous Pods and Judgy Joe

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2026 48:00


    On today's show David and Joe chat about sorting out their wills, posting the pod after their deaths, wondering when listeners listen to Chatabix, dealing badly with compliments and have another long discussion about how uncomfortable they are with showing off. Then, following our Instagram clip of Joe's ‘old lady on a train doing coke' story, they analyse some of the comments about it and Joe gets all judgy. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: h⁠ttps://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠ Insta: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠ Patreon: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠ Merch: ⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠ Contact us: ⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 771 Vault Mondays: Joe takes an IQ test

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2026 29:45


    It's Monday - so it must be archive episode time! And in this one, we chatted about the quote on Joe's bedroom wall, the charts, and Joe took an IQ test. First posted on: 8th June 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixshop.com/ Contact us: chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 770: One In A Million - A Baked Bean and Some Door Keys

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2026 35:49


    For our first One In A Million of the year, we have messages about a lucky time doing pub quizzes, Pink Floyd and Paul McCartney co-incidences, a brilliant baked bean flick, two Australian brothers, a amazing discovery with some door keys, a golfing success story and a suggestion for Joe's OIAM gameshow idea. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 769: Two Farting Dogs and Intimidating Comedians

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2026 59:15


    First up, there's chat about tomato juice, some recent dreams, Joe overhearing a conversation about comedy podcasts and David sitting next to two farting dogs on a train. Then they start discussing which comedians they were intimidated by when first doing stand up - and then quickly realise the idea could be made into a great game. So they find a list of names on a comedy website and the quizzing begins… FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 768: Why Are You Still Listening?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2026 37:10


    Despite David and Joe having absolutely nothing to talk about today, it's a busy old episode. Subjects up for discussion include staying in hotels, walking in London, repeating ourselves on the pod, a slow start to the new series, how best to adjust your pants in public, uncomfortable moments with cab drivers, Joe's mysterious phone message, looking really old to younger people, David's strange walk and ending the pod for good. Which all begs the question - just why are you still listening? FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 767: Touching Tongues

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2026 34:15


    David and Joe are tight for time this morning, so the episode is literally on the clock - they've set an alarm to know when to finish. They kick things off by rattling through some quick-fire questions, before David casually mentions a picture of a boy he kissed at school when he was eight. Or more like, they touched tongues. Either way, Joe obviously wants to know everything about David's revelation and the questioning takes up the rest of the show. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠ Insta: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠ Patreon: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠ Merch: ⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠ Contact us: ⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S14 Ep 766 Vault Mondays: Surprise Guest - Kerry Godliman

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2026 78:40


    It's another show from the Chatabix archives and for this one, old pal and comedian Kerry Godliman joins David & Joe as a surprise guest. They talk about acting, After Life and how Kerry was a camel for the whole term at Drama School. Kerry also gives David some therapy and tells them what she gets up to when not working. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixshop.com/ Contact us: chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 765 Listener's Mailbag: Police Surveillance and Helen DeGeneres

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2026 26:55


    In today's Mailbag, we read messages about undercover police work, a new use for David's Happy Happy Girl song, a game of arsehole to beak, Joe's ‘Helen' DeGeneres slip-up, work nicknames, the insanity of house snooping, a few quips and a sexual activity tracking App. What a way to end the week - happy Friday! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 764: Josh's Houses and Live Tour Deliberations

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2026 65:04


    It's a packed episode of chatting today! To kick things off, Joe tells David about seeing pictures of Josh Widdicombe's house in a newspaper recently, David daydreams about more lovely homes in Bath, they both wonder how on earth people manage to afford multi-million pound houses, they plot to get Right Move to sponsor the pod and David explains how he ended up buying a pair of Chatabiscuit's shoes. Then they have think about what it would take for them to do a Chatabix live tour - and their deliberations take up the rest of the show. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠ Insta: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠ Patreon: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠ Merch: ⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠ Contact us: chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 763: David's Back In Brighton

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2026 51:46


    David's staying near Joe in Brighton for a few days, so they're recording today's show in very close proximity. But despite Joe's best efforts to meet him for a walk, David's determined to spend the day driving around looking at all the local villages. He's also hoping to see some stand-up comedy later that evening. So they have a chat about all of that and David does some more reminiscing about the time he worked as a gardener in the West Sussex area. Plus, a heated debate about doing up Brighton pier. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠chatabix@yahoo.com⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 762: New Series, Same Old Drivel

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2026 55:23


    Chatabix is back to kick off 2026! And it might be a brand new series but nothing much has changed, as Joe's talking to David from a hotel room and dealing with some dodgy Wi-Fi. But once that's all sorted, there's chat about new conversation ideas, some recent quipping and David's Christmas holiday trips to Bath, Brighton and Lapland. Joe also reveals that he's recently been on a run with some Chatabiscuits and David has a think about going to see The Cure's last ever gig. It's great to be back podding! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠ Insta: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠ Patreon: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠ Merch: ⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠ Contact us: chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S15 Ep 761 Vault Mondays: Guest - Former Gangster, Charlie Breaker

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2026 77:13


    For this week's archive show, it's the one when David and Joe were joined by former gangster, Charlie Breaker. First posted on 6th Dec 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixshop.com/ Contact us: chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    S14 Ep 760: TV Joe's Quiz of the Year

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2025 71:23


    What better way to kick off the Christmas holidays than with a brilliantly festive quiz from TV Joe! And this time he's prepared his very own ‘inordinately large quiz of the year', with questions on all of the important news, entertainment and Chatabix trivia from 2025. But before all that, there's some chat about TV Joe's new barber shop, a recording studio in Willesden and David visiting Robert Smith's childhood home. Then it's own with the quizzing!!! Have yourselves a wonderful break over the festive season and we'll see you again in 2026. Crunch crunch x FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixshop.com/ Contact us: chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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