Death Do Us Part

Jut a couple weeks ago Keli conned Laura into rescuing a cat that was being pushed out of its home. Laura of course had to help this cat out, fostered it and found a good shelter in no time! Well with pet rescue on the mind we talk about a woman who used her pet to try and get her out of murder...blaming her dog for shooting her Ex-husband 10 times. We then talk about the horrible nature of animal abuse where two spouses killed their significant other's dog out of anger and jealousy. One such case was used as a PSA for other animal abusers that they will go to jail if they harm an animal. We wrap up the episode with a Laura's hypomurder that answers the question "would your pet eat you if you died." Short answer is yes...it likely would. And Jeremy's dog fighting adoptee that he would train for a taste of human blood before an accidental tragic accident. Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

Why is it so hard to find someone who can cut your hair right? Well we would love to know, and complain about it. We kick off with a recap of Laura's previous complaint when her husband nearly shaved a bald spot in their sons head and Jeremy tells a story about his day drunk stylist who gave him the worst haircut ever. We then share a murder of a barber whose client shot him for giving him "half a haircut." We then discuss the Boozing Barber who force fed his many victims alcohol so they would die of alcohol poisoning. While we have both had terrible haircuts we wouldn't kill someone over it. BUT, if we were to plan a hypothetical murder one of us would use a poison dart frog hair dye job and the other would use a shampoo and wash to cause a blood clot. Grab your clippers and go to town while you listen to this weeks hairy episode! Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

We aren't dead! It had been a busy 2 month unplanned Hiatus. Holidays turned into illness and kids returning to school but we are back! It is Olympic season and this episode is dedicated to professional athletes. We share with you a murder by a professional soccer player who just can't seem to stay in jail. We also discuss the tragic murder of a record setting world championship runner by her abusive husband. We share our hypothetical murders including concrete shoes set sail to Canada, and a Curling Hammer accident that ends in a fatality. Enjoy the Olympics, root for the home team, and win a gold medal in staying alive! Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

We bring the podcast full circle talking once again about weddings. We shared some terrible wedding murders on our very first episode but there are so many we decided to talk about it again! We have also grown a lot since our first episode and have new parent related pet peeves about weddings we share. We get into a murder from 1966 about a woman who shot her fiancé and his surprise girlfriend after being threatened at knife point when she went to pick him up. Another more recent murder was the result of an argument a future husband had about inviting a woman he had cheated with to the wedding. She stabbed him and was not even charged. For our hypothetical murders we concoct a top tier wedding cake poisoning and a wedding dress train crash. So grab some year old cake and enjoy some marital carnage. Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

It has been awhile. Between kids getting sick, a vasectomy, and one kid getting 7 stitches, we have been busy. But we are back with the topic of getting you junk SNIPPED! That's right, we are talking vasectomies, contraception, and when men get their most favorite appendage cut off. Laura shares a list of stories about men who have had their penises chopped off. You have probably heard of Lorena Bobbitt, but what about the rest? Jeremy then shares a few stories about a couple who used superglue instead of traditional contraception, an argument turned to murder about using a condom, and an inmate killed by another for the most unforgiveable of crimes. Hold on to your junk boys! This episode is cringe. Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

Our Halloween episode is fully of creepy crawlies. Discussing why spouses leave doors open that let ALL the flies in, and why is it the man's job to deal with getting rid of venomous insects? We have the answer...they are just more disposable. We get into some haunting murders, including one about the Spider Man Slayer who lived in a couples house for months before he was discovered. We also have a woman who is tired of these Mother F$%^ing snakes in her Mother F$%^ing bed...because her husband put them there. Our hypomurders include a lethal antivenom reaction and a surprise toilet snake. Happy Halloween! Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

This week is all about gender norms, swapping gender roles, and what happens when people don't respect each other in a mordern society! We talk about the mental load of chores and how women often take that on more than men, how children can drive your career and life decisions, and the difficulty of misaligned expectations in a marriage. We get into a murder suicide by an pre-med olympic athlete who fell short of his goals and took it out on his successful wife and then himself. We also discuss a man who called his wife a "lazy bitch" for not making the bed after having TEN pints. You can guess how that is going to end. We sum it up with hypomurders with exploding computers and a role swap mental breakdown that results in a rat poison mix up. Grab your cigar and loafers, give them to your wife, and enjoy this weeks episode! Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

We talk about bad movie watching habits, like when your spouse is on her ipad or your husband tells you WAY too many facts about the Rock for 2 hours straight. We share some movie theater murders including a man who was shot for not putting his cell phone away and throwing his popcorn at another patron. We also discuss a wife who was killed in the parking lot leaving the theater and her husband staged it to look like an attack. We share our hypothetical murders to include a silenced assassination during a movie and a noise so loud it can actually kill you. Grab your milk duds as we spill the grandma tea on movies this week. Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

We talk social media pet peeves, like getting into stupid Facebook fights, distant friends tracking you down to ask for shit, and complaining about your second cousin twice removed political views. We also talk about the Gabby Petito case before getting into our own social media murders of the week. We share about a social media influencer and seller who went dark on Black Friday. Then we can't believe the horrific details of a Tibetan vlogger who is lit on fire during a livestream. We wrap our episode up with a Facebook hitman frame job and a livestream alibi. Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

We talk about purging clothes from middle school and losing your belt in the hamper...every time you change your pants. Who does that? We then discuss a murder where a man shredded all of his wife's clothes the night before he killed her with the very same craft knife. Then we get into the murder of Maurizio Gucci, which is basically dramatic enough to be a movie. Oh wait...they did make a movie about it. For our hypomurders this week one is inspired by home construction using fiberglass dust and the other using toxic mothballs, you might be surprised at how toxic they really are. Put on your hippest clothes and tune in for this weeks high fashion episode! Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

COVID has not gonna away, and now we are faced with new variants and a continuation of many problems we have been facing for about 2 years now...or forever, its hard to say. This week we are talking about masks! The benefits, like being anonymous in the grocery store, not having to comb your hair and avoid small talk. As well as the negatives like how it fogs up your glasses and some people can't seem to find their freaking nose...seriously cover that up! We then get into two mask related murders. Both murders involve security guards just trying to do their jobs. One was stabbed 27 times while the other was shot in the back of the head by a family. Masks can be controversial but we ask people to please not resort to violence. Instead, keep it hypothetical! Laura was tired of hypothetically planning murders so she planned a bank heist with a realistic "mask" inspired by a suspected special effects artist who has robbed some 16 banks disguised as an old man. Jeremy's hypomurder involves a strychnine laced mask for instant toxic exposure. Mask up! Delta is here and its serious! Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

This week we talk about interruptions, inspired by an actual spousal interruptions during one of our recording sessions. Laura complains about how Nick tries to complete her sentences like it is a game of charades while Jeremy owns up to the fact that he interrupts Keli far more than she does him. Conversations are difficult. We then share a murder of a man who killed his elderly parents for interrupting his Anime shows too often because they needed personal care. Our second murder is one that is interrupted by a real life action hero who took part in a high speed chase to rescue a woman off the side of the road. Our hypothetical murders include vaporized mercury poisoning and a zip line interruption. Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

We have all been through homework, some of us have managed kids doing homework, while others assist their spouses. Doing homework together or a major project is actually a great way to see how compatible you are with someone. But when one spouse is done with school and the other is going back, it can definitely create some complaints! We get into some minor homework complaints, somehow Laura starts sharing her ratings of different kinds of alternative milks, and then of course murder. This weeks murders are particularly tragic, involving a high school sweetheart turned stalker, and a Mom who killed her husband and asked her kids to help move his body after she removed the legs. That is not a happy household! We then share out hypomurders with a staged slip and fall on a pile of homework, and one of the most creative murders yet where the only evidence left is a deflated exercise ball. Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

Hangry? Don't murder, just grab a Snickers! Well this week we complain about how we deal with the hanger of our loved ones before getting into a couple bizarre murders. One is about a Scottish chef who killed his wife for not wanting to eat at his dinner party. The second concerns the possible negligence of a man whose be ridden wife died at only 68 pounds. Our hypothetical murders bring in more bizarre "inspiration" from a town in Hungary where dozens of women used arsenic to poison their husbands who treated them poorly and a reddit rumor about a Snickers shiv. Grab a snack so you don't commit real life homicide and enjoy our latest episode! Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

Laura quit her job!! So this week we are talking about quitting jobs, the stress of making a job change, and the great resignation caused by the COVID pandemic. We also launched a redbubble store! Visit the link tree in our instagram to check out our new merchandise! Oh and we talk about cat butts naturally before we get into two grisly work related murders. The first is a man who killed his wife who would not quit because he felt emasculated by her job. The second is an abusive woman who was so angry her husband lost his job as a lawyer that she claimed he walked into the knife she was holding, for real that was her defense. We wrap it up with a list of signs your job may be killing you and a hypomurder planned for an out of town conference and an attic door that drops knives on its victims. Hope you all love you jobs! If not go find something you do love. Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

Happy Fourth of July! We hope you had a happy and safe weekend. Laura and Jeremy come with some very fresh complaints about noisy neighbors, and how the 4th of July gives people free reign to make ungodly noise at ungodly hours of the night. We then share two firework related murders, one a gang related murder of a Brooklyn resident over a firework dispute and the other a firefighter gone rogue in a multiple homicide. We end the night with our noisy neighbor hypothetical murders with an extension cord toaster electrocution and some good ole firework tampering. Happy Birthday America! Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

We talk Tinder! While neither of us have much experience we know that online dating can be a difficult and sometimes deadly undertaking. We of course still have complaints about how people misrepresent themselves online, particularly with dating apps. We discuss quite a few Tinder murders, including a catphished football player who killed his date. Another Tinder match led a woman to the home of a couple who killed and dismembered her to gain some kind of supernatural powers. Lastly, we share details on a Tinder serial killer who was caught while he had one of his victims captive. We sum it up with a list of the worst tinder murders and some hypomurders on what one may do if their spouse was caught online dating. Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

Ants invading your home, flies buzzing because your spouse leaves the door open, or even bees coming down the chimney! We have some pest complaints this week and that can surely put any couple on edge. We share a murder where a woman leaves her sliding glass door open to let in two would be assassins, a much worse pest than a fly. We talk about a pesticide murder where a farmer is killed over a dispute over damaged crops. We share our hypomurders about a staged break in by a fake pest control company and a fumigation mishap inspired by a real accident of a poor man who entered his home before the tenting was finished. Pests of all kinds are nasty so get buggy with us this week. Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

We talk about the stress of fixing things around the house, small and big home improvement projects and the baggage they bring to the table. One of us complains about a lack of focus to get small projects done while the other complains about ordering the wrong parts and materials for any project! We share a murder that took place inside a home that was supposed to be on the TV show "Zombie House Flipping," as well as a Thanksgiving murder over an argument about building a fence in the yard. We all know people can argue about home improvement projects but this is next level. Our hypothetical murders involve a sledge hammer accident and a toilet replacement burial. Grab your drink and hammer and enjoy! Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

Laura welcomes Jeremy back after his appendectomy, he is still alive! We talk cute and annoying pet names. Particularly names for kids that confuse them, or they repeat inappropriately. We then get into a murder about a wrestler known as the silent lady who had a side hustle of robbing and murdering old ladies. She got another nickname called La Mataviejita (old lady killer). We discuss Robert Durst and his crazy saga with new coverage of a jailhouse call where he uses his pet's name Igor as a code word for murder, further building a case against him. We wrap it up with an incredibly disgusting hypomurder inspired by a killer who made soap and tea cakes out of people!!! As well as a plan for an induced appendicitis masked by pain killers. Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

Whether a mother or a father there is reason to celebrate! Moms, grab some wine. Dads, get your beer. We are talking Mother and Father's day murders. We talk about late gifts, spoiling surprises, and not getting to do what YOU want on "your day." Funny how that often happens. We then get into Laura's Smorgasbord of the scariest moms of all time and Jeremy's double homicide fathers day murder by an estranged father. It is never good when the story starts off with estranged... We wrap up with a marble choking hypothetical murder for Father's Day breakfast and a staged mining accident inspired by the very first Father's day in 1908. Yeah, that's right we used history for murder. Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

This week we talk about drugs. Obviously drugs can tear apart relationships and families. It is often tragic and terrible. While we are fortunate not to have any pet peeves related to drugs we do have some stories to share about drinking! We also share some other unbelievable stories about a girl who's ex-boyfriend used her to lure a drug dealer to his death. We also discuss a pill popping nurse who killed her husband because she thought he was leaving her but it turns out he was just trying to stage an intervention to get her to stop. Like we said, some sad stories! Speaking of sad, we share hypothetical murders involving cocaine laced fun dip and a plot inspired by the Chicago Tylenol murders. Take a trip with us this week, just don't do drugs! At least...not any illegal drugs. Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

Work sucks...but man can it make marriage even more stressful! This week we talk work stress and how it can put a strain on relationships. From not getting the support when you work a 100 hour workweek (that was not a typo). Or coming home after a long day to the chaos of screaming kids and a mess of toys. We then get into the murder of a man who changed his career to be home with his wife until he fell through a rooftop and needed care in recovery. Yeah that was too much work for his wife so...she killed him. We also talk about the medieval thinking of one man who killed his wife for being a caretaker of old men, because in this words it was not Halal for her to do that...but murder is? Our hypothetical murders are both plotted around working late nights to avoid being in the bedroom. One TikTok inspired murder uses spiders as a fatal punishment while the other uses carbon monoxide. Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

Look behind you!? April fools, its just us doing a podcast on April fools day pranks that grind our gears. Like fake pregnancy announcements, how about fake death announcements, or even a fake mass shooting call to the police on April 1st of this year? Or how about just all hurtful pranks, just knock it off children. We get into all of these complaints before sharing a wanna be April Fools prank that killed a roommate and led to this college students execution. We also share the story of a ding dong ditch that led to a car chase and a massive collision that killed three teenagers. See?! Pranks aren't good. But we do create some hypothetical murders using clingwrap as an asphyxiation prank and bleach in the gas tank that could lead to a fiery explosion. Take a journey with us this week while we drink and discuss April Fool's Day. Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

Spring is in the air and we are talking about a very normal springtime activity, gardening! What could we have to complain about with gardening? Well how about one of our spouses brining home 1,200 pounds of dirt to fill in ONE planter and having 20 bags leftover. Or the other spouse laying blame for not watering when they are clearly both at fault. We then detail two garden murders, one a vanishing husband who was later found in the garden under the herbs and his wife claimed he committed suicide 2 months prior! No...his name was not Herbert, it was Benny. The other is about an alibi stating his wife fell on a corn rake...when she clearly had more than one set of puncture wounds. Our hypomurders are not quite as transparent with one using a couple of the 20 leftover bags of dirt to crush a skull and the other an amoeba found in soil that can quite literally liquify someone's brain. You...just have to listen. Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

While we run our own March Madness contest we figured we may as well talk basketball! We share some basketball thoughts about how if you spend time on the court you better spend time with your wife! Also don't play basketball in the house and break shit...oh too late for one of our spouses. We then share two basketball murders, both with the last name "Wright," but totally separate. One is a murder for hire and the other a murder over money between lifelong friends. We have attempted drugging's, hitmen, and even an axe murderer. Somehow it all relates to basketball. Our hypothetical murders include a wind event that ends with a basketball hoop falling on a wife and an insulin induced heart attack. Shoot some hoops, grab a drink and listen to this weeks episode full of March MADness. Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

This week we start off with some technical difficulties that leads to us talking about leaving stuff in the cart when you leave the store. Then we get into some Saint Patrick's Day complaints, I mean really what is it with this holiday, the drinking, the craziness. Come on folks. We share a terrible murder cause by a suicidal divorcee who drove the wrong way on the freeway to kill herself after drinking too much on St. Pattie's Day. We also explore a day in the life of a police department dealing with St. Patrick's day in St. Louis...a night with 11 people shot and 3 dead. This holiday is not proving to be lucky for many, and as such we share our Hypomurders with a staged drunk driving mishap and a Corned Beef and Cabbage crockpot that kills. Happy St. Patrick's Day! Don't drink and drive the wrong way. Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

Hoarding is a major compulsion to collect lots and lots of things. That habit also seems to cross paths with murder enough to be newsworthy quite often. We get into a hoarding murder where a hoarder's wife left him only to be found almost 30 later dead among the trash heap of a home behind a false wall in the basement and talk about a neighbor dispute over a hoarding habit that spilled out all over the lawn and led to a shovel bashing to the skull. We also go on a tangent about how being buried in pillows would be the worst death. Donate your stuff folks, because on this episode hoarding kills! Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com.  Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier!  Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

Arranged marriages may seem like a thing of the past, but we assure you they are certainly not! We talk about modern day matchmaking and arranged marriages before getting into the family murders involving two couples in Turkey and India who had marriages that were NOT approved by family. One murder ended in the brutal bathtub slaying of the wife and husband while the other ended in the broad daylight assassination of a son-in-law because he was of a lower Caste. The Caste system?! Yes apparently that is alive and well and can even motivate family members to murder. We conclude the episode with a murder inspired by an arranged marriage killing and a botched assassination to frame a violent in-law. We get in deep on the extreme violence that inter-caste marriages can be subject to. Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

A common marital problem doesn't even have to be directly between significant others, sometimes it is the in-laws who are at the heart of an issue. This week we talk about common marital problems that arise from in-laws. Merging two families together can be tough, and rarely if ever is everyone happy. This is the case with the murders we share this week where a widow kills her father-in-law and posts it on social media because he drove her husband to suicide. We also share the story of a wife accused of being impregnated by her father-in-law (that's twisted), which ends in her killing her accusatory mother-in-law with an iron rod. Marriage can be messy...and in-laws don't always help. Our hypothetical murders include an in-law frame job as well as a fake your own death scenario to escape in-law troubles. We hope your in-laws are better than the one's in our stories....but that is a low bar. Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

We hope everyone had a happy Valentine's day. For those who didn't, this week we are talking about cheating spouses!! While we don't have these issues in our married lives, this is a huge problem for many couples. Laura shares two murders for a double feature of marital infidelity. The first murder is about the "Penis Hacker," I mean...really that is what she was called after she killed her husband. A second story about an attempted murder of a husband whose wife found photos of him with another woman...but that is not at all what it was. Lastly, Jeremy shares a very sad murder by a jealous husband who left an apology video to his kids on YouTube before getting into a shootout with the cops. We share two hypothetical murders with a slow overdose from chocolate covered strawberries and a staged home invasion. Time to get that latent aggression out from all of those past relationships gone wrong! Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

Happy Romantic Obligation Day! This year, we are phoning it in during the pandemic and doing true romantic things that only married parents of children understand, like giving your spouse an hour of silence. How romantic! We complain about Valentine's Day in general before getting in to two dark Valentine's Murders. Our first is a minister who killed his wife as a Valentine's gift to his mistress. The second is a Paralympic and Olympic athlete who shot his wife on Valentine's day, mistaking her for a home intruder...supposedly. We then get creative with our hypothetical murders including micro dosing heroine earrings and a "romantic" candle housefire. Grab a glass of your most romantic wine, spend the night with someone you don't want to kill, and enjoy this weeks episode! Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

We talk about one of the most controversial topics of our time...politics! That's right we complain about how one of our spouses refuses to talk politics while the other goes off and has Facebook arguments with strangers. Politicians are crazy and so are we as we devise some crazy hypothetical murders. Things are getting nuts on Death Do Us Part. Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com.  Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

We talk baking pet peeves inspired by the fake story of the "real" muffin man. A very intriguing farce of an article that duped us both. Regardless! We are talking baking pet peeves, from pancake mix cement to flour puff kitchens. We detail to of our most disturbing murders yet. One a husband who killed and baked his wife while putting the rest of her in the ceiling, the other a couple who baked together and stayed together....while eating people. It gets a bit graphic as we conclude with a murder with frozen meat after which you COOK THE MURDER WEAPON, inspired by a Roald Dahl story, a baking soda overdose, and a natural gas explosion. Get your meat pies and listen while we serve up some terribly overbaked murder stories. Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

Inspired by a breakfast marital mess up just last week, we talk about breakfast annoyances. From putting the baby in a dangerous place while cooking to just skipping the meal altogether, oh do we have some complaints. We then get into the gritty hash browns of our murder meal to discuss two murders over mis-made or skipped breakfasts, we are talking rampages over the worlds most important meal. We then discuss our hypomurders for the week including the use of poisonous fermented flour (it's really a thing) and a murder baby bouncer positioned just right. You just have to listen to get it. Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

Happy New Year! Well, hopefully 2021 will turn out better than 2020, but its not off to a very good start! We discuss some favorite episode from 2020, share some murders that we feel sum up last year in a nut shell, and conclude with a list of crazy things that happened in 2020 that no one remembers because lets face it 2020 was a dumpster fire. Murder hornets? Government sanctioned videos of UFOs? The killing of millions of minks in Denmark due to COVID?! Only this past year would make these things not noteworthy because of the even crazier things we have all had to deal with. So sit back and enjoy reminiscing on how awful and crazy last year truly was. Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

This Holiday season we complain about the BS of gift giving when people try not to hurt your feelings, just return it if you don't like it! We also complain about incomplete recipes and spouses who eat ALL the Christmas cookies too early so you have to hide them in the freezer behind the frozen veggies. We get into two very sad Christmas murders. One a genuinely thoughtful gift that turns into a tragic accident. The other is a Christmas eve cover up where a man stashed his wife's body under a giant pile of leaves. We share our own holiday hypomurders with a purse of death and a ginger snap cookie designed to kill you. Happy Holidays! Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

Merry?! Not this week as we complain about all things Christmas. Laura complains about Nick's inability to wrap ANY gifts. Jeremy bemoans the Christmas letter writing process and the fact that he has written letters the past two years that were NEVER sent. Laura and Jeremy share some holiday murders and then to get that holiday stress out our hypomurders. Merry Freakin' Christmas, is 2020 over yet?! Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com.  Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier!  Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

Happy Holidays! This week we bring you the entirely unrelated diaper complaints from two families with multiple kids. We then get into the details of a father who killed his son for mocking his diaper wearing and feces eating photos, yes you read that right. This is followed up by the tale of an astronaut's epic journey in which she wore a diaper to drive non-stop to beat her lover's other girlfriend landing at the airport for a half baked murder attempt. We end the episode with a twin hypothetical murder where Laura and Jeremy both have the same idea! What a way to start the holidays. Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

We are back! Laura popped out a baby and Jeremy bought a new house. A lot has happened and we get into some of our big life changes as well as getting back on track to talk about murders, and oh boy have we stacked up some pet peeves. This week we talk about ice cream pet peeves. Laura tells the tale of her husband eating her leftover ice cream while she was PREGNANT! Somehow he survived. Jeremy laments that his wife does not even like ice cream; how is that even possible? They get into two ice cream murders, one a drug laced ice cream treat a husband served up to his wife, and another is the story of the Ice Cream Killer who hid bodies in ice cream tubs. We put the cherry on top with our hypothetical murders, including dry ice asphyxiation and literal death by brain freeze. We all scream for ice cream! Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

In honor of Halloween, Laura and Jeremy chat about scary movie pet peeves. Jeremy's wife won't watch any scary movies, anything where kids die, disaster movies, or suspense. Laura's husband on the other hand is TOO into blood and likes the obscene gory slasher films with just carnage. They share scary movie murders one where the star of an indie horror film turned out to be a real murderer. The other is about a man who wanted to drink his wife's blood after watching An Interview With a Vampire...so he did. Hypothetical murders include Jeremy describing the entire plot to a movie for which he mixes up the title. Laura takes inspiration from Killing Eve. We cram a lot in this episode...including a disclaimer to not balloon your partners vagina, just don't do it. Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

Inspired by Jeremy's son barging in on last weeks podcast recording, Laura and Jeremy complain about Doors! Laura complains about Nick's misuse of every door in the house. Jeremy complains that Keli doesn't close the doors with child locks, so what is the point of the child lock? We get into a tragic murder of a woman whose body was hidden in a cupboard for 15 months and the sad story of the Peephole murder where a beloved mom fell victim to gang violence. Our hypomurders wrap it all up with a Roomba trip and fall accident turns fatal with the use of a dishwasher. We also get medieval with a crossbow inspired peephole murder of our own. Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

We complain about when our spouses make us late for work, or create unnecessary stress during the dreaded morning routine. Despite getting up early with their youngest, Jeremy is still rushing to his desk to make it to work on time each morning. Laura's husband on the other hand goes in when their son wakes up and ends up falling asleep in his toddler bed making them all run late for the morning routine. We share some Mom blog posts about why men take so long in the bathroom and a scary short reddit story about what women are REALLY doing when they take an hour to get ready. One of our murders made a wife miss work because she had to drive her dead lover up north before her murderous husband forced her to decapitate the body. Our other murder is about a woman who was forced to write her suicide note by her husband who set the alarm for 7am to kill her...but she woke up just a tad bit earlier than him. Finally, we get into our hypomurders with a dead battery jump start electric death, and a poison to simulate a heart attack and a crazy alarm to incite it. We get complicated this week on Death Do Us Part! Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

Laura and Jeremy talk birthday parties, especially kids birthday parties and how other people don't watch their kids so you have to watch them all? RIght?! It is always someone else, never you, but that one person whose kids are unholy terrors and they just hurt all the other kids while their parents laugh, ignore them and drink beer. Yeah....we get in deep on party complaints and then dive into a murder at a kids party place called Jump 'n Jam as well as a man who threw his wife a death party that include drugs, sex, and rock n roll. Oh what a way to go out. We wrap it all up with a Jolly Jump hypo-murder set up to look like an accident and a Covid virtual party coverup. Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

Reduce, Reuse, and Recycle! This week we talk recycling and trash pet peeves. Like leaving all of the recyclables on the counter and not taking them out, or not breaking down massive boxes that fill up the entire recycle can. We talk about some trash related murders including the mysterious death of Lara Prychodko who fell down a trash chute and the murder of Ingrid Lyne whose body was found in multiple trash cans. We wrap it all up with hypo-murders involving battery acid and Crystalline Silica induced respiratory complications. Remember to Reduce, Reuse, and Recycle...and also to not murder! Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

This week Laura and Jeremy complain about some work from home pet peeves that we are all now feeling in this pandemic. Laura's husband is the "Great Interrupter" asking all sorts of questions in the middle of her workday while Jeremy's wife is the "Stinky Interrupter" as when their son is let in his office to say hi he most assuredly needs a diaper change. Laura shares a murder of a Covid researcher who was killed at home as part of a love triangle, but internet conspiracies believe there is way more behind this work from home murder. Jeremy shares a decade old work from home murder by a paranoid delusional husband in Australia in which after 10 years in court determined their company was liable and paid out half a million in death benefits to their children. Of course this is all wrapped up with some work from home murders involving a staged fall off a ladder on to a sprinkler and an electified doorknob. Stay safe and sane while working from home everyone! Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

While neither of us have experience with divorce, this is a majorly stressful time for couples ending their relationship. It is often a time of un-reciprocated feeling, people escaping bad situations, or a relationship that has simply come to an end. Laura shares some bizarre reasons some people have decided to get a divorce, including a man who was astonished the first time he saw his wife without makeup, a man who was TOO well endowed...ouch, and a husband who gabbed too much and couldn't keep a secret. Whatever the reason we always stand firm in our belief that divorce is a much better option than murder. Laura and Jeremy both share two murders that were covered up by their spouses as missing person cases during moments of marital struggle that was already headed towards divorce. We then share some hypothetical murders with poisonous lipstick and 50 shades of grey torture Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

It has been one year of podcasting for Laura and Jeremy and they are enjoying podcasting and sharing their passion for true crime and relationship complaints! We hope everyone has enjoyed our first 50 episodes and we look forward to bringing you 50 more in our second year! In honor of anniversaries, Laura and Jeremy talk anniversary gifts, paper, copper, wool, you name it! We get into two anniversary murders, including the Engelbrecht anniversary argument that led to a family shooting. They also dive REAL deep into the controversial anniversary murder of Jim Melgar whose wife was found tied up and locked in a separate room but convicted with ONLY circumstantial evidence. Theories fly as we discuss what could have happened and express our baffled reactions to these crazy cases. We rap it up with two hypothetical murders with a poisoned date box and an 8th anniversary pottery disaster. Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

Since the weather is unbearably hot out lately Laura and Jeremy discuss air conditioner related pet peeves. Laura coins the phrase "Too young to die but too old for tiktok" (unrelated to the theme but brilliant). We get into some A/C inspired murders including one that comes straight out of a horror movie using the air conditioner to cover up a murder. Two other stories are shared about firearm assaults over a thermostat and an A/C unit. One ends with multiple gunshot wounds, the other is a bullet straight to an estranged husbands nuts. Is it justified? you be the judge. We wrap it up with a falling death trap A/C window unit and a sauna gone haywire. Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

This week we talk driving pet peeves, including poor co-pilots and road rage! We cover an Uber murder that is almost as unbelievable to us as it was to the murderer and a poorly placed shot caused by road rage that led to a murdered husband and plenty of conspiracy theories. We conclude with a myth from China called Hit to Kill which we use for a hypo-murder and a road rage conspiracy of our own. If you are listening to this while you drive remember to keep calm and drive safe. Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ

We all use our significant others as a scapegoat from time to time, either as an excuse or to shift blame. We shouldn't but everyone does! We complain about this common place misuse of couple power as our spouses have used us as scapegoats. We also talk about all things goats, including pygmy goats and goat yoga before getting into some intense goat related murders. One of which involves a man claiming he believe his wife was a goat when he carved her up, later blaming the devil of course. Another attempted murder involves the herbal aphrodisiac "Horny Goat Weed." Things get weird as we talk about using goats for body disposal and horny goat weed overdose to induce breathing problems that could be an easy Covid Coverup. Stick with us on this goat filled journey. Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com. Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier! Intro/Outro instrumental provided by CO.AG Music - https://youtu.be/l-JpnshJmlQ