Film School Janitors Review Films

They don't make them like this anymore and that's probably a good thing! For the unfamiliar, TIPTOES is an infamous film - not because of its content, but because of one of its casting and/or acting choices. I won't get into here, but the Film School Janitors cover it in their review. Enjoy!

Just like the titular creatures themselves, PREDATOR: KILLER OF KILLERS is the latest film in the series to sneak up on the Film School Janitors! This film is an animated collection of eras in which the PREDATORS have invaded Earth, and to say anymore here would defeat the point of making you listen!

I can't believe the Film School Janitors only reviewed season six of BLACK MIRROR on Netflix, Well, this is their thoughts on Season 7...

Well, the Film School Janitors might not have watched the first PADDINGTON film, but they definitely watched PADDINGTON 2. And now they have watched PADDINGTON IN PERU, which is part three, and this is their review!

Welcome to the official debut of JAY'S JUNK, where Jay picks out the movie you've probably never heard of to review! Sure, he's done this before (and so has Sean), but now some are officially his! This first selection is a movie called THE FIX. It's a tale about our future in which the air is unbreathable and rich corporations sell us the solution... until some drug dealing thieves get involved. It's weird; it's convoluted; but is it good? JAY'S JUNK will get to the bottom of it!

The Film School Janitors watched the first season (only season?) of THE RESIDENCE on Netflix, which is about a murder in the White House and the people that work there. Not timely at all...

There was a point in time when it was another day, another Netflix Marvel show. Then there was another point when it was another day, another Disney+ Marvel show. Now we reached the curation period of the MCU, and DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN is the latest entry that the Film School Janitors reviewed. Listen now!

The Film School Janitors will self-destruct in five seconds! Well, at least it always feels that way. The Janitors discuss MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - THE FINAL RECKONING, as well as the other films in the M:I franchise, which are only M:I films. No HOBBS & SHAW-type spinoffs around these parts. (At least not yet...?) Can you believe this is the first M:I film they've reviewed?!

If that old Kevin Costner post-apocalyptic movie taught us anything, it's that getting your mail is important. (The one about the postman, not the fish guy!) In World War II, nobody was getting their correspondences on the front lines or at home, and that's where THE SIX TRIPLE EIGHT stepped in. Based on a true story, directed by Tyler Perry, and watched by the Film School Janitors, this is their review!

Now on Netflix, HAVOC is exactly what you want HAVOC to be. It's an action-fueled thrill ride, and it has nothing to do with HVAC. The Film School Janitors watched the movie and reviewed it, and for the umpteenth time... the Janitors have nothing to do with HVAC either! So stop reporting heating and cooling problems to them!

In what may seem like a concept without much legs, DON'T MOVIE is a fairly simple movie. If you've watched the movie on Netflix, that previous statement is either funny or inappropriate. The Film School Janitors may not discuss the merits of that statement, but they do dive into the world of the film about a serial killer and his prey he incapacitates. Listen to find out more!

The Film School Janitors watched Marvel's latest - THUNDERBOLTS* Or should we call them, *NEW AVENGERS? Or are we Cinema College Custodians? (A sign of things to come...?) No matter what - here's their review!

The Film School Janitors finish up their REMEMBERING VAL mini-series by covering two of the most iconic films in Kilmer's lineup - TOMBSTONE and HEAT. Both are 90s classics, but do they hold up? Not "hold up" like a bank or a corral... oh, you get it. Rest in peace, Val Kilmer.

The Film School Janitors continue to go through Val Kilmer's filmography. This time around, they highlight some lowlights: BATMAN FOREVER and THE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU.

The Film School Janitors end up PULLING A DOUBLE as they decide to review two early Taylor Sheridan works, SICARIO and SICARIO: DAY OF THE SOLDADO. If you don't know who Taylor Sheridan is, you must not have Paramount+...

The Film School Janitors are taking some time to rewatch a few Val Kilmer films, and for this round they started with his first two films: TOP SECRET! and REAL GENIUS. His third film was TOP GUN, if you can believe it, and the Janitors already reviewed that!

Did you go out and see SINNERS yet? The Film School Janitors certainly did! (Well, half of them certainly did!) This is their review of Ryan Coogler and Michael B. Jordan's latest collaboration. Did you know that Michael B. Jordan got his start on TV's "All My Children"? It has nothing to do with this review, but it was something I just found out.

Only two of the Film School Janitors could handle watching SMILE 2, and the thing they were most grateful for was that the studio didn't lamely name it SMILE TOO. Otherwise, they completely disagreed about the movie. Listen to find out why!

How long does it take for the wheels to fall off the Film School Janitors' review of the first season of PARADISE? Not long at all, but they quickly get it back on track and discuss the highs and the lows (and the silos) of it all. If you haven't watched the show yet and don't want spoilers, beware! But if spoilers are your kind of thing, dive right in!

Could the Film School Janitors went full spoilers while reviewing BLACK BAG? Of course they could have, BUT THEY DON'T! That usually means they want you to watch it first - but is it because they liked it, or not? You'll have to listen to find out.

The Film School Janitors discuss the passing of VAL KILMER.

When does a filmmaker become a brand? That's what the Film School Janitors (try to) discuss while reviewing Christopher Landon's latest, DROP, as well as RECYCLE REVIEWING M. Night Shyamalan's TRAP. Besides both having four-letter titles with two of the same letters in the same spots, there are some structural and tonal similarities. Not too many, though, otherwise this wouldn't be MIXING BLEACH AND AMMONIA. Make sure your room is well ventilated...

The Film School Janitors wouldn't be who they are if they didn't watch movies like ZOMBEAVERS. Why it took so long to get to it is the better question. What it's about shouldn't be a question at all...

I know what you're thinking - Peacock has something to watch and the Film School Janitors watched it! Based on the book, which became a 70's thriller and a 90's action-er, THE DAY OF THE JACKAL exists again... this time as a TV show. Is it worth your time (and effort to figure out how to get Peacock)? Listen to find out!

This might not be the bleachiest and ammonia-est mix of films, but the Film School Janitors tackle the final two entries in the SONY SPIDER-MAN UNIVERSE which sadly does not feature Spider-Man. They discuss what worked and what didn't in KRAVEN THE HUNTER and VENOM: THE LAST DANCE!

IF anyone doesn't at least have a passing knowledge of Mr. Beast... ya old. Even though the Film School Janitors are "older," let it be known they are familiar with the YouTube star and his money stunts. So it seems inevitable that the BEAST GAMES (a real-life ripoff of SQUID GAMES which also had a real-life version) would come to exist. The Janitors watched it and these are their thoughts!

If you were alive in the 90s, THE GUYVER mania was everywhere. Psych! (Or is it "sike"?) The Film School Janitors watched the live-action interpretation of the anime about a man with a living (?) super-suit battling humans that can turn into gremlins and predators and such ilk, and this is their review. Enjoy!

Oh, sweet rhubarb, is THE ELECTRIC STATE technically a movie? Yes. And did the Film School Janitors watch it? Yes. Did they review it? Yes. This is it.

You don't have to hold your breath much longer, because here's the LAST BREATH review by the Film School Janitors! What do you mean you weren't holding your breath? You were just regular breathing? Oh well, here's the review about a movie based on a documentary about deep-sea divers trying to save one of their own. Enjoy!

In French, "gorge" means throat. In English, it's a movie about giant hole that maybe leads to hell...? The Film School Janitors watched THE GORGE, starring that guy that flew jets that wasn't Tom Cruise and the witch from a movie about a new mutants. Enjoy!

One of the Film School Janitors saw an advance screening of NOVOCAINE!

You're the best around, and these are the last five episodes of COBRA KAI forever! (Or for right now...?) The Film School Janitors discuss whether they stick the landing, or fall flat on their face.

Just a couple of Film School Janitors driving jalopies drinking java and talking about HEART EYES and LOVE HURTS!

What do you get when you take a short story by Stephen King and have director Osgood Perkins (LONGLEGS and son of PSYCHO's star psycho) put his spin on a full-length film? Well, you get THE MONKEY. How did it turn out? Listen to find out!

Sean watched two movies the other Film School Janitors will not watch: BABYGIRL and LOVE ME. He makes the other Janitors listen to him talk about the Nicole Kidman and Kristen Stewart films (also starring Antonio Banderas and Steven Yeun, respectively). Enjoy!

Only one Film School Janitors watched THE BRUTALIST, so he made the other Janitors listen to him talk about it!

That even felt good to write the name of this review - CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD. Over the seven years the Film School Janitors have been reviewing movies (and shows and streaming content and other dumb stuff...), the MCU has been one of the most constant sources of content. (Will they ever get back to the NCU - Nic Cage University? For sure!) Welcome back, Cap! No cap. (Did I use that correctly?)

The the Elementary Film School Janitors just review some previews? They sure did! Now it's the Film School Janitors' turn. Will they do actual reviews for these upcoming movies? Probably! So stay tuned!

You have probably never heard of CHOMPY & THE GIRLS. Let's be honest - no one has heard of this movie except for the actors in it. Neither had the Film School Janitors, but that didn't stop them from investigating. Was it worth the journey? Listen to find out!

Well, the Film School Janitors finally wrap up the season, and Jay actually watched some of it... but he has some valid concerns. Enjoy the final review for season one now!

The Elementary Film School Janitors watched previews for FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS and JURASSIC WORLD: REBIRTH, and these are: their reviews. PLUS! Super Bowl LIX predictions!

Did you know Cameron Diaz retired from acting? Well, she's back with former co-star Jamie Foxx in Netflix's latest spilt milk delivery - BACK IN ACTION! What do the Film School Janitors think about that? Listen to find out!

What if a horny dad bought a robot that looked like Megan Fox to help keep the house while his wife gets a heart transplant? Well that sentence is already way more interesting than SUBSERVIENCE ended up being. Listen to the Film School Janitors' review to find out more!

If seven episodes make a season, then the Film School Janitors finished watching season 2 of SQUID GAME, and this is their review!

This stoned film found amongst the rubble could be a gem or complete trash depending upon your take! The Film School Janitors break down the nonsense that is THE PHANTOM EMPIRE, and they drag you along for the ride!

The Film School Janitors cannot get enough of their animated anthologies, so here's the their latest review of SECRET LEVEL! It's an animated collection of short stories based on video games and apps. How was it overall? You'll have to listen to find out!

Are we completing a trilogy, or feeding into the beast? Some (one) of the Film School Janitors watched SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 3 and this is their discussion about it... and more!

The Film School Janitors review Amazon Prime's theatrically-released, holiday action picture, RED ONE, and do battle with a jealous dog in the background! The Janitors battle the dog - not the cast of RED ONE!

Is it possible that CARRY-ON can take out another Christmas action film classic (it's a little film called DIE HARD)? Listen to the Film School Janitors as they try to figure it out! (Spoiler alert - there ain't much figuring!)

The Film School Janitors watched DEAR SANTA so you don't have to! This is a movie where a kid writes a letter to Satan instead of Santa and hilarity... ensues...? Listen to this review instead!

Here's the pitch for HERE: put a camera in one spot and film it for millions of years. Billed as a reunion for the stars and creator of FORREST GUMP, how does the movie compare? Listen to the Film School Janitors as they discuss all that and more... here!