Film School Janitors Review Films

Attention: Brendan Fraser is not in this podcast. Nor is he in LEE CRONIN'S THE MUMMY. Nobody seemed confused when Tom Cruise's version came out, but the Film School Janitors are here to help you get through the confusion. Listen and enjoy!

Further into Rodney's algorithm the Film School Janitors go - and this time it's into the FORBIDDEN ZONE! Pop culture has certain roots stuck in this odd low-budget cult classic, and the Janitors take this trippy trip along with you! Listen now!

Were you aware that AVATAR AANG: THE LAST AIRBENDER was a new movie that was intended to be released in theaters, but some hackers stole it and released it early online for some stupid reason, so Paramount put it on their streaming service way ahead of time? Well, if you didn't, now you do. The Film School Janitors discuss that and much more in this review. Maybe they can bend your ear for a listen?

The Film School Janitors are a little behind with their review of FIVE NIGHT'S AT FREDDY'S 2, but they're also a little bit ahead of spooky season... so what gives? Listen, it's tough to schedule a podcast. Here's the Janitors thoughts on the sequel!

The Film School Janitors watched the second season of X-MEN '97, and do they rush through everything in their review, just like the show did? You bet!

Have you ever heard of a film called SCARED SHITLESS? Well, it exists, and of course, Jay found it and so the Film School Janitors watched it! This is JAY'S JUNK, so listen to the review to see if you should check it out!

With an emphatic Season 1 in the header, the Film School Janitors can't wait until season two of WIDOW'S BAY! In the meantime, take a listen as they try to break down as much of the show as possible and make it make sense to you whether you've watched it or not. Enjoy!

The Film School Janitors have obliged another of RODNEY'S WRECKS, and this time he chose (or at least the algorithm did) another grimy film called BLOOD SUCKING FREAKS! Honestly, if any part of watching this movie bothers you, turn it off - because it doesn't get any better. But this podcast does! Listen to their review now!

There's a lot of hubbub around one of the latest Netflix's films, THE LAST HOUSE. There are questions like: What? Huh? Why? What now? And the Film School Janitors are here to hopefully help clean up the mess. Listen to what they thought about the sci-fi-why-did-they-make-this?

The Film School Janitors didn't get enough of Homer by watching THE ODYSSEY in theaters, so they also checked out the TV movie version from 1997, as well as the Director's Cut of TROY from 2004. How do they all mix with bleach and ammonia? Listen to find out!

The Cinema College Custodians complete their run of modern horror films with a film about something they know too well... no, not custodial services. It's a little horror film about podcasting called UNDERTONE! Is it worth taking a, um, listen to? Um, listen to find out!

You've heard from Jay and Sean about it, so now you can hear what Rodney and Randall thought. Does MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE warrant a RECYCLE REVIEW? Listen to find out!

This is the 38th film in the MCU, the 17th for Sony, and the 4th for Tom Holland. Of course, it's none other than SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY, and the Film School Janitors are here to rip it to pieces... with praise! Listen for all the details and spoilers!

WARNING! This is not a typical fun Film School Janitors romp. This is a discussion about a very disturbing documentary on Netflix called MATERNAL INSTINCT. You have been warned!

The Cinema College Custodians got lost in the backrooms and so they watched BACKROOMS, which is easily one of the most unique horror films in years. Check out what they have to say!

Some people say they don't make comedies anymore, and to those people I would say: "Well, then what is LITTLE BROTHER on Netflix? Starring John Cena and Eric Andre? Co-written by a guy that wrote four episodes of Stargate SG-1? And I don't mean that disparagingly?" Listen to the Film School Janitors to find out more!

The Film School Janitors might be obsessed with OBSESSION! (Or at least Sean is!) Check out what the Film School Janitors thought about the surprise hit, and then check out what the Cinema College Custodians thought as well!

The Cinema College Custodians might be obsessed with OBSESSION! (Or at least Sean is!) Check out what the Cinema College Custodians thought about the surprise hit, and then check out what the Film School Janitors thought as well!

The Film School Janitors discuss ideas and theories after watching the AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY trailer, as well as whatever wanders into their brains!

After 3000 or so years, THE ODYSSEY has finally been realized as a motion picture! After , um, about 8 years, the Film School Janitors still do not have am active YouTube channel. But this is their review!

The best part about digging for odd little movies is there's no limit to how low you can go! This is another selection from JAY'S JUNK, and it's a tourist promotional movie called, URANUS ATTACKS! If that title alone doesn't entice you, no description of it will. So either watch it first or listen to this review. Either way, you'll probably get a craving for fudge.

There aren't many movies like GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, DON'T DIE. Or there are a lot of them. The Film School Janitors are here to break down the time travel, anti-AI flick, and we wish good luck, we hope you have fun, and the rest...

The Elementary Film School Janitors hit the theaters again, and this time they watched Steven Spielberg's latest, DISCLOSURE DAY! Are the children kind to the tale of aliens amongst us? Listen to find out!

The Film School Janitors prove they are waaaay slower than Turbo Granny, and they finally tackle season two of DAN DA DAN!

The Elementary Film School Janitors are back, and this time they're watching a murder mystery! ...That happens to be solved by some sheep! And some rams! And some lambs! Welcome to THE SHEEP DETECTIVE review, where the mystery gets broken down, and there are SPOILERS! So beware!

The Film School Janitors watched NO OTHER CHOICE, not because they had to, but because they wanted to! It's the story about a man trying to provide for his family after losing his job, and what he becomes willing to do to make sure he gets a new one! And as a hint how it may go, it's directed by the same guy who brought us OLD BOY. Enjoy!

The Film School Janitors heard there was going to be only one shot at getting this show, so they hunkered down for THE PUNISHER: ONE LAST KILL, and amazingly, it's not really about one last kill... Listen to find out more!

The battle of the sexes have never been so internal as it is in the 1995 film, DR. JEKYLL AND MS. HYDE. Let the CINEMA COLLEGE CUSTODIANS take you on a journey and save you the ninety minutes they'll never get back!

With all eyes on soccer right now, the Film School Janitors put their eyes on BALLS UP. This film is either about the last thing you would think of, or the second-to-last thing you would think of. But it's about soccer technically. And Marky Mark is in it, And so is Stingray from COBRA KAI. So there's that...

The Cinema College Custodians are back with another film you may or may not have heard about. If you were told this movie was from '16, and when you started watching it, you thought, "Did I mishear that this movie was from the 60s?", that would be the point! Writer/director/editor Anna Biller practically single-handedly made THE LOVE WITCH to evoke that bygone era and style of filmmaking. Do the Custodians get caught up in her spell? Listen to find out!

The Film School Janitors are gentlemen, and a title like LADIES FIRST will always get their nod of approval. But does the movie about a man who wakes up in a world where gender norms are reversed get the nod? Listen to find out!

Isn't it nice that the Film School Janitors didn't make you wait an Eternia-ity to listen to their review of MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE? Well, as a bonus, as it seems to go with Jared Leto projects lately (see: TRON: ARES), there will likely be more takes on this movie. Just hopefully the podcasts won't be as long. Stay tuned!

You never know what you're gonna get when it's time for JAY'S JUNK. For this pick, it's an little film with an odd little title: OPERATION TACO GARY'S. If you want to even begin to guess what it could be about, you'd be wrong. Let the Film School Janitors take you on a journey through a world that's ending, and the hunt for a stolen ticket to get off Earth!

Well, it's the end of an era! (Until the prequel series starts, anyway...) Season five is the season finale for THE BOYS, and your boys, A.K.A. the Film School Janitors, are here to fill you in on all the details (they can remember)! Did the show stick its (superhero) landing? Listen to find out!

No, that headline isn't a tally of all the crimes Bezos' baby has committed in and toward this world (I'm sure it would be higher!)... No, the generic sounding CRIME 101 is a film you may or may not have heard about (this is one of the supposed reasons it flopped at the box office), but fear not! The Film School Janitors have got you covered!

Did you know that the CINEMA COLLEGE CUSTODIANS are also in a movie club on their off days, and this time around, they went to see a little independent, low-budget horror film called... HOKUM! If it came to theaters only a little bit later, it probably could have ridden some other indie horror films tails... but alas, it did not, so instead, listen to what the Custodians thought!

Paul Rudd has another movie out in theaters. Or Jack Black. It doesn't matter when in time you read this. That is always the case from mow until the ned of time. But ANACONDA is the rare instance where both of them star in the same movie. The Film School Janitors discuss whether that's a good thing or not...

The CINEMA COLLEGE CUSTODIANS has some time on their hands, so they watched a TV show, and what a TV show it was. (Take that as many ways as possible.) They watched DTF ST. LOUIS on HBO Max because it featured those people you know, and it's about some people you've likely never met! Listen now!

Well, the Film School Janitors did it. They accomplished something they normally don't - they finished covering an entire collected work spanning decades! (Insert joke about them not finishing the NCU run yet! - not to be confused with the "MCU"...) With THE TOXIC AVENGER UNRATED (filmed in 2023 and released in 2025), they have consumed all things "Toxie", and does that make them experts? If they remembered everything, it would! So sit back, relax, grab a Tide Pod to chew on, and listen to what the Janitors think about this (final?) (latest?) entry to THE TOXIC AVENGER-VERSE! (Not to be confused with anything Marvel.)

What do you get when you drop Charlize Theron in the Australian wilderness? I guess you get a cat-and-mouse game with Taron Egerton? APEX was on Netflix and the Film School Janitors watched it so you don't have to or if you did and you need some support. Listen now!

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The Film School Janitors didn't partake like our heroes of PIZZA MOVIE did, but they still are craving a pizza! This is the story of three college students that have to get from the third floor of their dorm to the main floor to get their pizza or they will have a horrible trip! That's the movie, folks! And the Janitors let you know if it's worth the ... trip!

One of the Film School Janitors watched THE DRAMA and he proposed the same question that the film does - what's the worst thing you've ever done?

The Film School Janitors proper (not the Elementary Film School Janitors) also watched PROJECT HAIL MARY and this is their review. Enjoy!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This assignment: ARCADIAN Actually released in theaters, this is a story about a father and his two sons surviving an apocalypse. What caused the end of the world is up for some debate, but it's most due to these creatures that only come out at night. Check out the movie or check out the review, or do both!

The Film School Janitors wax nostalgic regarding the reboots of older TV shows like SCRUBS and MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE: LIFE'S STILL UNFAIR. And they have an interesting suggestion for the next show to get a reboot, to boot...

The Film School Janitors are back with another round of RODNEY'S WRECKS! This time (no pun intended) they're copping (pun intended) to watch the 1994 sci-fi epic (?) called TIMECOP! Did you know it's technically a comic book adaptation? Listen to find out how it's stood the test of time... cop...

The Film School Janitors have quite the mixed opinions on 28 DAYS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE, and it's not that it's part two in a proposed trilogy that will close out a trilogy... it's about this film's place in the pantheon of part twos. Listen to hear the battle now!

The 1900's were a wild time, and especially 1990s! Somebody thought taking an almost X-rated movie like TOXIC AVENGER and turning it into a cartoon for kids called TOXIC CRUSADERS was a great idea! Listen to the Film School Janitors review to find out if "somebody" was right!

They might have missed it while it was in theaters, but the Film School Janitors watched MERCY on Amazon Prime, and what do they think about this latest "screenlife" movie? Did they feel tied to a chair like Chris Pratt was for almost the entire movie?! Listen to find out!

To some, this one's a classic. For one Film School Janitors, it was the first time watching it! THE CABIN IN THE WOODS was co-written by PROJECT HAIL MARY screenwriter, Drew Goddard. See how an earlier film shows his style as the Janitors review TCITW without having yet seen PHM. Chris Hemsworth also happened to film this before THOR, but this came out after. Fun!