Friendship Simulator

Happy New Year! Nick rips Niche Gamer a new one. You don't wanna miss it. Also, Alex talks about this super artistic PC Mod for RE2 that will make redtube look like a Disney movie! The boys are more "gamer" than they have ever been in their lives. So stay tuned for a rockin' year! #2020

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FILTHY SHILLS!!! Let's talk about the most influential gadgets of the past decade! What are your favorites?! We sincerely hope that you have an amazing holiday with your family. We can't wait to get back to business for the New Year and for 2020. See you guys after the holiday! Merry Christmas!

Nick and Alex get together with two glasses of egg nog, a warm blanket, and cozy up next to the fire... it’s Christmas time boys!!! Santa brought the lads two leaked ps5 dev kits and they will be playing them through out the whole episode. Are you jealous yet? Because if you thought that these two shills weren’t paid enough already just wait until you here this... Hideo Kojima stops by the studio to give Nick and Alex the motorcycle from Death Stranding, but it has a built in 80” OLED display with a 700hz refresh rate for optimum google maps viewing experience. Finally the boys reach into their pockets at the end of the episode to find that Samsung snuck in Alex’s office and placed galaxy folds in their pockets. JUST KIDDING NONE OF THAT HAPPENS. Plus Nick hates android. Just listen to the episode you frickin n00b. Episode 045 - What To Expect When Gamers Are Expecting

The boys are getting ready for Santa and are hoping for a new 8k 120fps system to come out... oh wait!!! That isn't a figment of their imagination... HOLIDAY 2020 BOYS!!! HERE WE COME!!! This week the boys talk about The Game Awards and how "not stoopid" they are. The specs for the Xbox Series X have been semi-revealed so they cover a bit of the hype associated with. But mostly, they're just excited for Christmas. Let's get into it...

Alex and Nick.... Nick and Alex... What to do, what to do? The boys stumble upon a money laundering scheme that seems to be happening on the PS4 Black Market (this is not slander, Sony, please do not sue!) Do Alex and Nick have a tangent free episode? Do they talk about the new Star Wars game? Do they make reference to their 4 fans that are spread out internationally? Stick around to find out.

Apologies for the late ep everyone! Our editor lost the epiosde in the mail, and we had to re-record the whole thing word for word. Luckily we have a transcript for every episode. - Nick and Alex ____________________________________________________ In this weeks episode the boys talk about Kojima while drinking Zima. They also break down the marvel that is Luigi's Mansion for the Switch, gloss over PC gaming, and mock the industry for the strange space that it is!

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN!!! As you suspect and expect Nick and Alex are back and better than ever. They were both arrested by Afghani forces and sentenced to 3 months in jail which is why they were gone for a it. SO PREPARE FOR THE FSP REBOOT YO!!! In this episode N & A mock all the stupid sh*t happening in the industry and make fun of one another while they are at it... Prepare to be SCARED!!! #FriendshipReboot

This week the gang of two decides to do what they always do and talk about basically nothing while trying to pretend they are a gaming podcast. Is that what podcasts are anyways? A bunch of rambling with a few talking points to keep you drawn in? I don't know what I am doing with my life man...

Hello Episode 039 here!!! Super sorry I am late. Nick rode me in on a scooter and I wasn't able to be uploaded on time. He was also busy getting paid by corporate gaming publishers to lie about video games in his writing! What a nut! Alex on the other hand... woof... do not get me started! That tub of goo did not edit me for 4 days!!! Are you fricking kidding me!!! Any who, enjoy me and I look forward to the likes and comments and subscriptions these shills will get because of lil' ole me!!!

Nick and Alex are back! This week the guys get together to talk about the adventures and magic of E3! Nick opens up about his many embarrassing moments during interviews, as well as other strange interactions with devs. Alex learns that "Judgement" is the worst game of 2019. Sit back and chill out with Friendship Simulator!

This week the boys visit the House of the Dead; a masterpiece by critically acclaimed writer and director, Uwe Ball. Between the blood and the boobs, Nick and Alex cover it all! Please go to our twitter and follow us at @FriendSimPod

Based off of the continuation of the last episode, Nick and the gang (aka Alex) watched the cinematic masterpiece Street Fighter. This film was created in 1995 and we thought it would be perfect to add to our Video Game Film Review episodic adventure. Guile: "I am the repo man, and you are out of business!" A taste of brilliance. Enjoy the show everyone!

The Boys are back! This week N and A talk about ProJared being a good person and slightly recap Endgame. These topics help lead us into the main event which was re-watching Mortal Kombat (the movie) from 1995. The Boys, discuss this cinematic masterpiece and attempt to see it from the lens of the past; while also being in touch with culture and movie techniques of the modern day.

In this weeks episode, Nick brings up our gamer of the year for 2018 AGAIN! Alex has trouble accepting Brie Larson in Avengers and the boys take a trip down memory lane to a place called... the MiiVerse. #2019

After a very long hiatus the boys are back in town! Nick bring Alex some super stupid pointless stories that they both mock. OneAngryGamer makes a return and expresses some interesting feelings to Nick that he did not see coming. Alex is pretty much chiming in when he feels like it since he is above every single gamer in the world. Seriously though folks, your gamer identity may be at risk if you cheat in games and do not want to see female game characters in bikinis at all times. (sarcasm)

After being out of town in the deep southern area of the United States, Alex returns to FSP to take the reins for this weeks episode. Nick sits idly by and awaits the various topic of conversation, as well as the Gamer of the Week. Will Alex live up to Nick's incredibly high and fastidious standards? Will he crash and burn? Well, that is for you to decide...

IF ONLY WE COULD FLY!!! In this weeks episode the boys delve into the dark web and uncover mysterious Limp Bizkit videos from a recent concert in LA. After moving through a range of emotions rooted in deep jealousy from missing the LB concert, the alpha-boys pull themselves together and get back to usual talking points of gaming and PG-13 rated humor. *Family Friendly Content

In this weeks episodes the boys delve deep into the depths of the dark web and talk about the internet's most notorious website... 8Chan. There is a big company muckin' about with this nefarious villain of the digital world and we are here to tell you about it! They talk about some other stuff too, but I dunno... who cares really.

In this weeks episode, Nick and Alex discuss some of the most critical information ever discussed in gaming podcast history. Here is a taste... - Anthem sales are down - Mortal Kombat fans are worried about "staying-up" - Bethesda is still making dumb decisions (supposedly) Like what you see? Click here for more!

In this weeks episode Nick and Alex talk about how their new technique for eliminating background noise is flawless while simultaneously creating so much more background noise than usual. They also discuss Nick's odd relationship with his doctor and how Kingdom Heart's is not really all it is made out to be... or is it? Listen to the full episode to have yourself beaming with light, love, and positive vibes!

Due to Alex being sick and lazy he forgot to edit the episode and get it out on time. Due to this lack of accountability we will be pursuing legal action against Alex and make sure that he receives the death penalty or even worse. What is worse than death you ask? Listen to this weeks episode to find out!

In this weeks episode, Alex forgets to post the episode on time! Fans are outraged and protest commercial boycotts against the podcast! Will the boys make it out alive? Tune in to find out more! Jk y'all. This is a serious episode about serious topics. No jokes allowed.

In this weeks episode the guys finally have on their first guest, Danny F. Danny is a long time friend of Alex's and has been invited on the show to provide a unique perspective that a lot of us hardcore gamers just do not understand... The perspective of the dreaded "casual gamer". Sit back relax and grab a corn dog; its friendship time!

This week instead of focusing solely on the news, the boys stray down various paths of conversation due to the plague of attention deficit and hyperactivity disorder. Will they make it through the episode alive? Who will interrupt the other person the most? Will Alex ever play another game besides Call of Duty? Does Nicks childhood ever get better? Stay tuned for all the following answers to your questions and more on this weeks episode of FSP!!!

After taking a slight break for the holidays, the boys are officially back and better than ever. Alex lost 150 pounds fulfilling his new year resolution and Nick finally does regress into his tortuous and scary childhood. So come and party with the gang this week for Episode 22 of FSP!!!

This is the last episode of 2018 where Nick and Alex recap all the weird stuff that has happened in the gaming industry. From IGN copyright scandals to bashing bully's in the skull with melee weapons, and everything in between. The boys covered it all in this NYE Recap; so please come and hang out so you can remind yourself why the gaming industry is a weird place. Hopefully all of us can do our best to not make the same weird mistakes that occurred in 2018. To 2019! Huzzah!!!

Come and relax on this weeks early released Christmas Special!!! As you have come to expect, the guys do an exceedingly spectacular job and really hit it home with this episode. You will love it. The Christmas Season is a special time of year which Nick and Alex want to share with you. Come explore the horrors of childhood holidays, preventing date rape and much much more.

On this weeks lighter news episode, Nick and Alex open up their Christmas gifts on air. Nick is pissed because Alex got him amazing presents and is jealous at Alex's charisma (you can tell who writes the synopsis). If you enjoy these lighthearted and fun episodes send "FSP Light" to 546-546. Standard messaging rates do apply. See ya next time y'all!!!

In this weeks episode Nick doesn't take Alex to the Anthem press conference that they were supposed to attend and Nick also finally uncovers the long lost secret of the Hawaiian Vampire lore. Soulja Boi breaks into the gaming industry, fans finally forgive Bethesda, and have never been more excited to play Fallout76. #lies

This week Nick and Alex decide to run off the rails a little bit and talk about peripheral gaming issues, whilst applying off the cuff tangents to enhance the friendship experience to an ultimate state of serenity for (you) the listener. Not only is this episode going to change your life, but it will change the lives of those who orbit your spiritual plane; lifting their souls to the fourth dimension. A light tip from us to you is our recommendation that one should listen with headphones, grab some popcorn and a fresh squeezed diet coke. Take your time, we will wait for you! ...are you back yet? Great! Buckle up ladies and gents - its simulation time!

Today, Alex and Nick are both running late for work and try to speed through the episode. Luckily, Nick's new mustache stopped them both dead in their tracks and helped them engage in conversation. With topics like Sailor Moon's home recently being appraised and the damage to Game Stop over buyers remorse, how could the guys not sit down to talk about it? Long story short, they are both fired and will never worry about being late ever again.

Suicide Squad, PUBG, Swatting, and Hatsune Miku? What the hell is going on? The world is a nutty place right now, so come and hang with us while we dive deep into the unsettling areas of gaming and other media culture.

In this weeks shorter episode, Nick and Alex discuss the controversial "Diablo" scandal. They also talk about the new team in Ohio taking over the spirit hunting community, but are doing so with a 'twist'. Oh... and don't forget to ask for the latest gen console after you murder someone you love. (That will make sense later).

This week the Boyz discuss two upcoming christian games, ones good and one looks awful, cheating in eSports, and the worst Uber ride ever. Then they close out their halloween celebrations with a discussion on the scariest movies they love and Halloween costumes they hate! Happy Halloween everyone!

This week, the boys are continuing their halloween spectacular series. Nick and Alex give their take on the launch of Black Ops 4, upcoming Red Dead Redemption info and some odd news about Kingdom Hearts. Luckily they avoid talking about the most horrifying thing of all... Nick's childhood. Hope you all enjoy! We look forward to seeing you next week.

This week Alex and Nick continue their haunted spook-tastic adventure. Come and listen while our favorite hosts break down more of their favorite things and annoyances of the Halloween Holiday Season.

Come and join us, as for this entire month we will be focusing on "spo0o0oky" video games, entertainment, and our experience with it. *This is the first part of a four part Halloween special.

In this episode, Alex and Nick discuss the success of Sony's exclusive, Spider-Man and the new Bowsette meme that has plagued Nintendo's PR department. Nick glosses over a very traumatic event from his childhood (as usual) and Alex confesses he thought Glover was a good game for the N64. Please stick around as next episode is episode 010! We are planning on celebrating with a Halloween themed episode to unleash the spirit of friendship.

Alex and Nick jump into this episode discussing what has been happening in the Rap-Rock culture from the mid-90's. Then they take a serious left turn and dive deep into the serious topic of marriage and proposing through video games (not to mention familial drama). The podcast finishes strong and fills fans with purpose to get up in the morning. We hope you enjoy this episode... we know we did!

In this weeks episode Alex and Nick discuss the issue of banned micro-transactions in Belgium. They also announce a new 'Gamer of the Week' who changed the meaning of the term "sawed-off". After a fruitful discussion of memories from the 90's, the boys break down some of the voice acting from the classic arcade shooter 'House of the Dead 2'. Thank you for wasting your time with Friendship Simulator, see you in the next episode!

In this week's episode Alex and Nick discuss yet ANOTHER Battlefield V controversy, the late fall gaming release line up and Resident Evil. Come and hang out with the boys as they discuss the fore mentioned topics as well as many other things in between. Please simulate your friendship with us!

In this weeks episode, Alex and Nick talk about some of the more recent gaming controversies that have involved DICE and even some of the YouTube community. They also discuss a crazy lady's idea of a dating simulator where you "Netflix and Chill" with everyone's favorite terror regime, ISIS!

In this weeks episode Alex and Nick discuss Bethesda's interesting consumer ownership policy, as well as make fun of some interesting kickstarters found online. They end this episode with a quite sad, yet hilarious 'gamer of the week' story that change the way you look at your local librarian forever!

In this weeks episode Nick and Alex debut their brand new segment "Gamer of the Week"! They also discuss the pitfalls of creating a robot that already exists in the market place; as well as the dangers of eating 'pasta nachos'. Thanks for listening! *All episodes are recorded and produced by Nick Maillet and Alex Parker. *Intro/Outro music was written, recorded and produced by Danny Ferrare and Parker Ament. You can check out their YouTube channel here! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_WMAaRkWseHyuPJ0lJe9oA