I Don't Know, What Do You Want To Talk About?

Sometimes we run out of time and have to record the podcast the day it’s due out …and by sometimes I mean now …now is that day.  

Join Captain Salty and The Slacker this week for a catch-up on the happenings of their mostly uninteresting lives loosely packed with Art swaps, Hermit tendencies, Trading robots for goat-cheese, Online classes, Barn cats, Z upgrades, Winter’s death throws, Groundhog days and Krispy Kremes and Cameros! Hear our Hot Take on Nicholas Cage playing the … Continue reading EP 67: Hermit Tendencies →

Switching it up a little this episode since not much can happen during a quarantine! Hear our shallow puddles of weekly happenings like Film project updates, Mother Nature taking a Midol, Building things, Job inquiries, Exclusive content teasers, Small adventures out of the house, Introducing the kids to old movies, Too much podcast makes David … Continue reading EP 66: Salty Butthurt →

Come listen to the good, the bad and the “meh” this week as these two looneys fill you in on the week laden with Feeling groggy, Face-Time drinkies, Handyman bailouts, Etsy success, Bending quarantine, A case of the 40’s, Happy boxes, Leaving the birthplace, Blind art-swaps and other random highs and lows in no particular … Continue reading EP 65: Better One, Better Two, Or No Difference? →

We gather again to celebrate this grand “enabler-of-stupidity” that we call a podcast! Hear about our uneventful quarantine week not-so-filled with Barn work, puppets on Etsy, Robot masks, Ripping up the carpet, Applying for grants, Bulldozers, New levels of dorkdom,  Scrap-metal guys, and probably some other crap we forgot about because Days Don’t Mean ANYTHING … Continue reading EP64: The Corncob CHALLENGE →

Here we are again! Back with another recap of our week, we try to make the best of Time-travel, Pains in the “Z”, Quarantine, Tele-doc visits, Critically low motivation levels, Bad Influence supply runs, Politics in the workplace and Disappointing Trolls. Sound exciting? We didn’t think so either, so we found EXTRA special news stories … Continue reading EP 63: Critically Low Motivation →

The only podcast with a David-Guarantee…we are still kicking podcast ass with another episode filled with the week’s tom-foolery like Face-Time drinking parties, Nerds trading nerds, CSI:Farmhouse, Fantasyland freakouts, Woah-Botz on Late-night, The long road to becoming Sheriff, Skyping NZ, Motivation MIA, Filming solo, Tiger-King binging and Coming down with Corona-Lite! Join us for the … Continue reading Ep 62: Oprah, Lola, and Us! →

All quarantine and no play make David and Jeremy…something…something… BUT we still managed to pull off another episode for your listening pleasure! Join us to hear about the week filled with last hurrahs, Dungeons and Dragons (the original social distancing), learning to swear, corrupt sheriff tryouts, garden patches, “Fantastic” bootlegs, early retirement, rat deliveries, binge-watching, … Continue reading Ep 61: Dad-Bod Delivery →

What better way to keep sane during the madness than to listen to our insanity? Come listen to stories of the week filled with Knowing when to fold ‘em, All hell breaking loose, Hazmat cleaning, Killing apple trees, Film rehearsals, Exclusive content recording, Blanket ball smacks, Voice acting, Loosing track of the days, Creepy gun … Continue reading EP 60: Spanking The Robot →

Didn’t we JUST do this? Back in the swing of things, listen to the short week in review filled with Taxes, Film rehearsals, Adventures in Deliverance, Dancing turtles, Doctors gone wild, Digging out of the Pit of Despair, T.P. Hoarding, Shopping in 1980’s Soviet Russia, People watching, Dark Humor and School closings. Hear our HOT … Continue reading EP: 59 Bob Dylan for President →

We took a week off to ice our nethers… But we are back baby! Listen to the happenings of the past two weeks including roofies, poisonings, fundraisers gone wrong, film noir casting, galleries gone wild, NOT hating Mama Mia… and MUCH more! News stories cover Potatoes Don’t Belong In The Pucker, Atomic Vodka Makes The … Continue reading EP 58 Kicked In The Nards →

Show notes are hard …just listen to the dang thing!  

Stop by and listen to our hosts get all sorts of salty while recapping the week full of snow removal, special robots, the year of the mango, arting as an adult, gallery and Comic Con possibilities, photogenic rats, secret spy at O’Hare, website updates, becoming a sculptor, Noir scouting and puppet giveaways. Yeah… we know… … Continue reading EP 56: The Dick Express →

Well, well, well… look who’s getting optimistic! Take a look behind the curtain of our week filled with S.T.D., Instagram upticks, Planning Anti-Valentines Day events, Birthday parties, Shipping more robots, Finger-guns, More long distance drinking, Snow days, Not feeling great, 2AM brilliance, Working on the “Noir thing”, Looking for new galleries and Braintrust podcasters! Listen … Continue reading EP 55: Long Distance Drinking! →

Damnit 2020… get your crap together! Find out what the fellas got up to this week as they recap events like getting robots shipped to the O’Hare gallery FINALLY, family drama, Instagram catchups, punk-rock rats, Artist “Frienemies”, movie auditions and location scouting, reliving shitty weeks over and over, long distance drinking, consulting gigs, trash-bag nachos, … Continue reading EP 54: Running on Empty →

Damn it… The new year is starting to look like 2019 Part 2! Listen in to tales of mailing robots to Epcot, moving up in the world of Google, emergency trips to Illinois to see Grandma, surviving housework, family enablers, starting to work in film noir, smuggling Diet Dr. Pepper Cherry, job search sucking ass … Continue reading EP 53: Do Not Put Your Penis in the Beehive →

STILL Optimistically Mushy… or Mushily Optimistic (and only slightly murdery), join us again this week as we navigate the murky waters of herding feral cats, non-profit work, Mama Mia building, impromptu interviews for jobs we aren’t excited about, LOTS of robot time, family puppet apprentices, winter workshop learning curves, more rats for All Things Z, … Continue reading EP 52: #instagramhateskoalas →

Our first podcast of 2020 has us feeling mushy and optimistic… start the New Year off right with tales of hitting the reset button after the holidays, Etsy shops, Dr. appointments (no fingers in the butt, just boner pills), building a rat army, the push for more robots, mixing beards and masks, New Year’s drinking … Continue reading Ep 51: You’re at a 10 …I’m gonna need you at a 4 →

Are you ready? We sure as hell are!! We can’t wait for the crap-circus of 2019 to die a horrible death… This is the last episode of the year! Treat your ears to our recap of the holiday week in review full of drinking, last minute gift-making, in-laws arrival, more drinking, banishing Fox News, Christmas … Continue reading EP: 50 Death to 2019 →

It’s our anniversary episode!

Listen this week to hear why 2019 can suck it! All snow and no internet makes Jeremy a dull boy, sick kids and crappy doctors, jumping through hoops to earn dad’s love, black mold, telephone lines are down, breakfast nooks make me ultra grumpy, filming adult content and becoming the town’s “creepy-white-van-guy.” At least the … Continue reading 48: Pressed Hams! →

You’ll keep your therapist entertained when you explain this week’s episode! Hear about the week peppered with Thanksgiving dinners, screaming at evil leprechauns, pizza-gasms, fireplaces MIA, smart-ass children, sugar baby updates, house husbandry, drinking in Flannel Land, being reminded to shower, living in PJs, kids saying the strangest things, yelling at the FTC, more movies … Continue reading EP 47: Yeetus to the Fetus →

Wow… so this is what happens when the guys are left on their own for two weeks? An amazing amount of randomness had to be recapped in this episode: Krispy Kreme Surprises, The Long, Slow Process Of Making A Movie, Woah-Botz Collectors, Friends And Fellow Artists, Drinking On The Job, Feral Pigs, Splitsville 4-Ever, Shallow … Continue reading 46: Sugar Babies and Shallow Graves →

This week David and Jeremy were busy being artists and had to record the podcast super early so instead of rehashing what happened in just a few days they decided to play some of there favorite podcast games from the old days!  

Though suffering a case of CRS (Can’t Remember Shit)… join the boys on the mediocre journey down the rabbit hole of their week that involved Adventures In Remodeling, Naked Globe People…From A Small Town, Awesome New Rod Puppets, Gallery Trip Plans, More Dang Robots, Looking For Work (and hating getting asked about it) Shit-Storm BETA, … Continue reading 44: Prison Purse →

Tune in this week for a mixed bag of life’s nuts… Being grumpy old men, Facebook Marketplace addictions, catching up on All Thing Z, coffee makes us poop, the adventures of Phil, sitting rooms, taking puppets to the 72hr film festival, high-water Chewbacca and the death of Halloween, Margaritaville agreeable, hating the Lion King remake, … Continue reading 43: Drunk Alligators and Camel Nuts →

In a hodge-podge type week, our heroes find the lighter side in the most mundane of tasks as they navigate through suicidal deer, remodeling projects, children with hormones, robot building, David in the movies (again), honey-do lists, learning the appalling bathroom habits of others, puppets and knife-throwing, milestones in Daddy-ing and seething with rage at … Continue reading Robbery, Boobies, and Murder →

Its time to catch up with your favorite goons! This week’s recap had some ups and downs including: Birthday wishes, robot making, Giant Canadian Huey Lewis, New Job and No Job, Day Drinking, Homecoming Games, Shopping at “Adult World”, 72Hr Film Fest Updates, Schmoozing At The Business Expo (and hating every minute) and Adventures In … Continue reading 41: Horrible People and Empty Promises →

We back and this one is a party!

We are BACK baby! After an extra week away from the podcast, it’s amazing what hijinks us knuckleheads can get ourselves into! Join in as we hear all about David’s Rose City Comic Con experience, Goat Farm Adventures, Loading Dock Envy, Barn Shit (literally), Puppet Mayhem, Trimming The Nethers For No Physical Reason, All Things … Continue reading 38: SH-A-HIT! →

Hi everyone, it’s Jeremy… I know, I know… my bad! David HATES writing the summaries and I was tied up (and not in the cool kinky way) ANYWAY: In this week’s podcast we hear all about what us nut-jobs got ourselves into…tractor races, Comic-Con preparations, s’mores, puppet making, bushwhacking, possibly-right-wing-radio interviews, new robot workshop prep, … Continue reading 37: Anyways …I digress…. →

David is protesting the fact that Jeremy didn’t give him a write-up this week so he is choosing to be passive aggressive!

David is refusing to write a description as he hates doing it! Just listen the podcast!

Hey Everyone, David here! I find myself at the same crossroads I face time to time, Jeremey has asked me to write the description of this weeks episode. As I am sure many of you are painfully aware, I am not good at this. Let’s just try to get through this togehter…This week sucked for … Continue reading 33: Plausible Deniability →

Wow… what a episode! Complete with naked globe-people, bacon-wrapped mozzarella sticks, gun cabinets, Farmhouse delays, awkward parenting wins, puppet shop-time, synergy of the arts and new subscribers, catch up with David-Buns and Jeremy-Poo as they cover the week in review and bonkers news stories like: Baby Shark Scares Off Homeless People (doo doo doo doo … Continue reading 32: Not Furry On The Inside →

Join us for another episode of I Don’t Know, What Do You Want To Talk About where we catch up on our week packed with adventures in flea-marketing, lost and found plane tickets, the good, bad and ugly of buying the contents of an old lady’s farm, killing precious childhood memories, melting at an amusement … Continue reading My Childhood Has Been RUINED! →

In this weeks episode the boys …WHO ARE WE KIDDING! David and Jeremy need your help. The law of six degrees of separation tell us we are only separated from everyone else by six people, what that means is one of our friends might be a friend of a friends with Tom Cruise and we … Continue reading Help Us Tom Cruise, You’re Our Only Hope! →

We should probably BOTH be committed after this week’s episode! We recounted our lives filled with expert U-Haul packing, Pink-Eye, Adventures in house-hunting (AKA: Larry Salmon-Pants shows us where to get murdered), Playing house-husband and getting yelled at by the wife and Buying the farm! Catch the best of this week’s Cray-Cray News stories that … Continue reading I’M Putting On My Tinfoil Hat →

So here we are again… another week older and none the wiser! Catch up with our tales of whirlwind trips to Disney World, art galleries, trips to the Pacific Coast, family birthday parties, packing up the robot workshop, filming and editing and internet douch-baggary. Listen as we dig the tastiest story-morsels from between the jagged … Continue reading Honestly It’s a Shit-Show →

Sometimes we forget that other people listen to our show! In our latest rendition of I Don’t Know, What Do You Want To Talk About, we do our best “crotchety-old-men” impressions and discuss our past few days filled with robot making, Daddy duties: school plays/dances/awards/talent shows, guest stars on All Things Z, trips to the … Continue reading We Have Mind-Melded →

On this weeks Game Night David runs hosting duties and ask Jeremy important questions like, “What would you say at my funeral?” and “What sort of small talk would you make with Tom Cruz?” David almost ruins Jeremy with a new game called, “Not my job!” Jeremy cuts it pretty close with “Just Plan Wrong.” … Continue reading Do They Do Butt Stuff? Game Night →

This edition of I DON’T KNOW… we somehow managed to drive our tireless editor crazy with our endless rambling! I guess that’s what happens when we don’t talk for a whole week? Hear us recap our days filled with robot-building, band concerts, middle school orientations, documentaries about documentaries about puppets and much more. The steaming … Continue reading Rambling Bastards →

This week’s “pile” of entertainment… hear us recap our days filled with You-Tube filming, adventures in moving, touring creepy houses, video and podcast editing, work fundraisers and new hotels! The smorgasbord of tasteless news stories include: Paging Agent Penis, Snorting Urine Can Be Sexy, Three Nudes On A Florida Highway, Woman Pulls Gator From Pants … Continue reading Knee-Deep In Titles →

Join us, won’t you, for a brief look back at our week filled with selling a house, packing, puppet building and comparing notes on Avengers: Endgame (BEWARE SPOILERS Starting at 8:32 through 35:44 and 54:48 through 58:06). We also take stock of the week’s strange news stories including Meatloaf Declares What He “Won’t Do”, A … Continue reading Mr Loaf’s “END” -Game →

Hey Everybody, David here. Normally Jeremy does this part but I am a lazy jerk and didn’t finish editing the podcast in time.  So here we are…I feel a bit awkward. But hey, just listen to the podcast and you won’t need a description. See, perfect. ENJOY!