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Headline of the Week final contender: California man accused of decapitating sea lion, putting head in plastic bag. All lies, he says...Headline of the Week review and voting, Suspect beaten black and blue after intruding into home of man who has been taking MMA training for years

Elder abuse, stabbings on Yom Kippur, Local high school students and families ripped off by travel agent...that's the down side of The Good, The Bad & The Ugly this week...we'll flush them all away and end with some actual GOOD news stories

Florida Woman accused of stealing motorized Publix shopping cart to drive herself to appointment, Black Swan nicknamed 'Mr. Terminator' is evicted from town after trying to drown local birds, Woman pays $700 for 60,000 mile tune-up in hopes of fixing 'crackling sound'...then she discovers the source

Tigers, Cubs, Yankess all win and move on to MLB Division round, 49ers top Rams in overtime to kick off NFL week 5 schedule, Preview of key NFL and college football matchups, more...

So, you want to own a bar? Jon Bon Jovi is selling his Nashville bar for $130 million...just over a year after opening, Missing woman found alive after two days in an abandoned, snake and mosquito-infested well, Florida driver pulled over on I-95 doing 107 mph..."late for my baber appointment in News Smyrna..."

ChatGPT and cell phone date used to arrest teen vandalism suspect after 17 vehichles were targeted, This is getting out of control: Man asks for advice on FaceBook after encountering a tip jar at the desk of the receptionist at his Doctor's office, We gave you a heads up a while back and now it's about to be reality: The return of Chi-Chi's iconic Mexican chain

'Emergency' World Naked Bike Ride is being called for in Portland in response 200 federalized National Guard troops being sent there, 22-year-old man fradulently enrolled in a Minnesota highs school as a student-athlete until he was exposed, Iowa teen dies after being mistaken for squirrel during hunting trip

Dodgers sweep Reds in NLWC series, 3 series now tied 1-1 with elimination games today, Thursday Night Football preview: 49ers at Rams, more...

OK, we have 3 stories that could all be legitimate Headline of the Week contenders: Obsessed man 'breastfed' from 60 year old woman to get back at his mother, Kim Jong Un orders regime to check women for 'un-socialist' breast implants, Australian dock worker reinstated after telling workers he put penis in sandwich

Lionel Richie and Quincy Jones nicknamed Michael Jackson 'Smelly'...because he did not use deodorant and sometimes would not change clotes for days, Headline of the week contender #3: College announcer under fire for calling opposing school's dance team "The new face of Ozempic"

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Alabama football fans are so crazy that they are arranging a boycott of a new bar in Tuscaloosa that is having Johnny Manziel as a guest...Johnny is best friends with Vandy QB Diego Pavia who will face Crimson Tide Saturday, Indian court tells doctors to fix their handwriting, Dog owner accused of holding driver at gunpoint and forcing him to dig grave after hitting his dog with car

Tigers, Cubs, Red Sox, Dodgers vicorious in MLB Wild Card round opening games Tuesday, Tyreek Hill had surgery on dislocated knee...agent says he will be able to play in 2026, Lightning hosted and topped Stanley Cup Champion Florida Panthers in Orlando Tuesday night, more...

Japanese city abolishes 88th birthday celebration money because people are living longer, 7 arrested in $800K smoke detector theft ring that targeted Florida Hope Depot stores, Robbery suspect caught after walking behind news crew that was doing a story on the search for him

Weezer: Bassist's wife to avoid jail time for shooting incident, 'The Majesty of Rock' a tribute to 'This is Spinal Tap' is a cahrity album for Teen Cancer USA and will feature contributions from memebers of Gun N' Roses, Foo Fighters, The Go-Go's and Tool, more...

Ohio DOT tells residents to quit stopping in the middle of the highway, Police in SF Bay area pulll over driverless Waymo car in DUI operation, Docrors are warning people against the growing trend of taping your mouth shut at night

Cook at seafood restaurant goes above and beyond to save a regular customer who had not shown up for his daily cup of gumbo in a few days, McDonald's is bringing back Monopoly for the first time in 10 years and the odds of winning are pretty insane, Man claiming to be Colonel Sanders' great-great-great nephew says KFC 'blocked him' and 'sexualized' The Colonel so he released the secret chicken recipe

MNF double-header: Dolphins win, but lose Tyreek Hill to injury, Denver easily handles Cincinnati, Major League Baseball playoffs begin today with Wild Card round, more...

Headline of the Week contender #2: Gender reveal party dad sank 10 pints, snorted cocaine and stabbed a bouncer, Mounted patrol officer's joke about "narcotics-smelling horse' caused suspect to panic leading to chase, Florida Man killed and ate his pet peacocks

Woman in England getting a lot of attention after nearly dying from yawning too hard, 58 million punds of corn dogs and sausage-on-a-stick products recalled because wood pieces may be inside, Barney ad banned for 'encouraging underage drinking'

Overeaction Football Monday: A TIE to cap off Sunday Night action, Jags win on west coast trip, Bucs stumble early and fall at home to Eagles, We have some college football upsets to discuss and The furious comeback attempt by U.S. Ryder Cup Team was not enough as Europe prevails

Criminal defense Attorney Ken Eulo from Smith & Eulo joins us for Criminal Law 101. Ken discusses some of the biggest criminal cases currently in the news and is also happy to answer your criminal law-related questions

Chinese people are making money by selling their finger nail clippings, Headline of the Week contender #1: Two men arrested after fight over Netflix account escalates to gunfire, Jury convicts veterinarian of theft for refusing to return pit bull to homeless man

Zach Bryan makes history with largets standalone ticketed United Staes concert ever, North Texas school district addresses kittens being fed to snake in front of students, Polygamous Florida trio end up with police responding for a domestic dispute at the their doublewide...

Final contender for Headline of the Week: Britain's nuts have shrunk because of the weather, Headline of the Week review and voting, Shoplifters could soon be chased be drones with system being pitched by security company

Yeah, there's always the bad news stories out there each week and we'll flush em' all away then get on with some good news...

San Francisco woman launches a billboard campaign to land 'Mr Right' realizing she only has a few child-bearing years left, Australian kindergarten asks parents to pay thousands for their children's art, Some idiot in Atlanta has been arrested after stealing at least 91 manhole covers

Seahawks outlast Cardinals with last second field goal to win Thursday night, NFL week 4 preview, NASCAR playoffs in Kansas Sunday, Teams fight for remaing playoff slots as MLB enters final weekend of regular season, Ryder Cup begins in NY, more...

Man on trial for Toronto drive-by murder says he was "just shooting at the car" and not the three people inside, Chinese studio criticized for using AI to make gay couple straight in horror film, Not this again: The 'Penis Man' vandal is back at it in Phoenix

Lost and confused van driver prevents students from returning home for hours, Wedding venue faces backlash for refusing to refund couple after groom's sudden death, Hazard man claims wallet stolen after being attacked by man armed with a stick

Amid Kimmel controversy, Disney announces rate hike on its streaming services, Sudden surge in EV sales as tax credit is about to expire, more...

Inmate gets additional 15 years in prison for throwing diarrhea in correctional officer's face, Headline of the Week contender #5: Woman forced to wear helmet to do laundry, Florida Man arrested for DUI after doing intersection burnout to "impress girls"

Cal Raleigh of Seattle Mariners belts two home runs to put him in the 60-homer club and help team clinch AL West, Guardians hot streak continues as they surge to lead AL Central down the regular season stretch, Thursday Night Football preview: Battle of the birds as Seahawks visit Cardinals, more...

Update: Judge tosses lawsuit against Hershey company that claimed Reese's Halloween candies depicted on packaging did not match contents, Hospital in Phoenix has booted a death-themed coffee truck from its parking lot, Vicious squirrel attacks sends 2 victims to the emergency room

Toys 'R' Us opening 10 new stores and 20 holiday shops as chain's rebirth continues, North Korea is cracking down on the use of 'I love you' calling it a decadent expression, Group claims an Orange County high school promoted 'witchcraft rituals'

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Special Deputy accused of shooting teen after group tipped over porta potty he was in, Teenage boy trying to flee Afghanistan miraculously survives 90-minute flight hiding in planes landing gear...is immediately sent back home by India, If you've been waiting for a 'Baywatc' reboot, your prayers have been answered by Fox

Another college football coaching casualty as Oklahoma State fires Mike Gundy, Bucs sign 400+ lb. Desmond Watson to practice squad ahead of Eagles game

Dispute over 50 cents leads to gunshots at pub in Michigan, Headline of the Week contender #4: Aspen makes improvements to Glory Hole Park, Sushi Chef in Canada refuses to provide 'extra soy sauce' and boy does this remind us of a certain soup shop owner in Seinfeld...

My Chemical Romance announces 'The Black Parade 2026' tour and will include one of the headling slots at Welcome to Rockville in Daytona Beach, Fleetwood Mac deny they will play author J.K. Rowling's 60th B-Day party, more...

11-year-old Chinese boy needed medical treatment after doing homework and studying for 14 hours straight, Did you know that 5% of us carry our phones in our underwear? Headline of the Week contender #3: Teacher arrested for using 'poop' spray in school and costing the campus more than $50K in repairs

Michelob Ultra overtakes Modelo Especial as best-selling beer in The United States, South African pastor is latest to predict the end of the world or 'rapture' and it's TODAY!!, Man is dead set on naming his newborn son 'Brisket' after inspiration struck during backyard cooking session

Detroit Lions top Baltimore Ravens in MNF, ACC announces move to 9-game conference schedule for football, UCF assistant and offensive line coach Shawn Clark has died at age 50, Auburn basketball coach Bruce Pearl stepping down after 11 seasons, more..

Virginia man suffers massive heart attack while driving and conveniently crashes car at cardiologist's office, Florida Woman (who may or may not be an escort) arrested for battering man with Silly String, DoorDash driver alerts police to possible hostage sisuation after delivering suspicious items to motel

Anger in Egypt after pharaoh's gold brecelet stolen from Cairo museum and melted down, Hellmann's offers to pay cafe owner for repairs after arson from customer who didn't get mayonnaise, Tiger handler fatally mauled at Oklahoma prreserve

Criminal defense attorney Ken Eulo of Smith and Eulo answers your legal questions, and we'll get his take on what exactly a recent court ruling means about 'open carry' here in Florida

First cousin marriages to be banned in Connecticut as of October 1, Pennsylvania bus driver accused of blasting heat, saying "I am going to cook you all" and vowing to bring paddle as punishment...this would also be HOTW contender #2, Man was stabbed to death outside Phish concert

Overreaction Football Monday: We had a bunch of games come down to the final seconds in NFL action on Sunday, Bucs and Jags both win, Hurricanes jump to No. 2 in college poll after topping Gators, Speaking of the Gators...DJ Lagway vows that team will improve as meat grinder of a schedule continues, more...

Jessup, Iowa has enacted a 'zero-tolerance' policy when it comes to tp'ing homes in the town, Headline of the Week contender #1: The first buttholes might have been for sperm instead of poop, Engineers are investigating if outfitting planes with huge, external airbags could make crashes more survivable

Headline of the Week contender #4: Administrator suspended after selling Akron Public Schools' lawnmowers on FaceBook Marketplace, Headline of the Week recap and listener voting, $500K in debt feels less stressful than $3K? That's what a new debt survey of Americans reveals...

It was another violent week with multiple high-profile incidents across the country. We'll do our best to offset all that nasty stuff with some positive news stories...yes there is still a lot of good in the world...