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Headline of the Week contender #6: Sydney Water ordered to clean Malabar treatment plant where fatberg is birthing poo balls, Reviw and voting for previous nominees, Scientists have figured out why Scotch tape 'screeches' when you pull it off the roll...

The ups and downs and everything in between recapped in this past week's news cycle...we always send you into the weekend by ending with the 'good' stories...yes, there's still a lot of good in the world...

Kentucky woman is arrested after allegedly using 'movie money' to post bond, Montana schools sending school lunch debt to collection agencies, Why not just 'brown bag it'...on that note, kid is sent to school with a martini in his lunch box

Magic blow 19-point lead and fall to Houston 113-108, Lightning suffer road loss at Carolina 5-4, NASCAR heads to the road course at COTA in Austin this weekend and more in today's 'Sports Page' with Mike Bianchi

Headline of the Week contender #5: The oldest butthole ever found is a 290-million-year-old fossil, Pittsburgharea Denny's worker facing charges after exposing himself to group of female customers...and it's not the first time, 'Boner Bears' chocolate syrup containing undeclared Viagra ingredient recalled

Update: NY Governor steps in and allows man to keep his PB4WEGO license plate, Pa. couple charged for hitting each other with frying pans, Lawsuit claims falling antlers caused 'severe' injuries to diners at LongHorn Steakhouse, canadian man escapes attacking turkeys by getting into stranger's car

Waymo driverless taxis have arrived in Orlando, Discord postpones age verification rollout, Rare 'planet parade' will happen on Saturday evening and plenty more science and technology news in this week's 'Tech It Out'

California driver who wrecked car at 6:30 am was still 'inhaling whippets' while trapped in wreckage, House temperature dispute results in brother shooting sister with crossbow, Headline of the Week Contender #4: 2026 Camel Beauty Show sees 20 camels disqualified after Botox and fillers detected

Lightning return from Olympic break and continue winning ways, top Toronto 4-2...Quick turnaround with road game tonight at Carolina, Magic host The Rockets tonight, more in today's 'Sports Page' with Mike Bianchi

Michigan man arrested after forcing cousin to drive to Florida at knifepoint, Dispute between mom and sword-wielding son on Stock Island leads to arrests, Convicted Los Angeles felon sentenced to 45 days in jail for serving alcohol to hawk

Parramore Brown, the leader of the JRR Street Team has his own segment on the show each Wednesday as he pulls from another chapter of his life in 'Diary of a Black Man'. This guy is an awesome individual and offers up a unique perspective on a lot of things...

Inventor of the 'Squatty Potty' has been charged with possessing child porn, Woman loses her limbs after innocent dog lick, Police pull man over, he flees on foot and is discovered by garbage man set to empty can into truck...is immediately dubbed 'Oscar the Grouch'

Help is here!! THEE 'World-Renowned Life Coach' LCTB drops by to do his thing. He helps folks tackle the everyday challenges of life. Got a situation you'd like some 'guidance' with? Run it by The Coach...

Strip club opens up next door to dance studio for kids, Ashley Madison now says they no longer want to be known as a website for cheaters, Potbellied pig showed up at a family's home in mid-January and refuses to leave

A New York grandpa is angry with that states DMV after they revoked his 'PB4WEGO' license plate that he has had for the last 5 years, Florida Man attacks Chinese resturant over COVID conspiracy claim, Speaking of China, 'plastic wrap eating' diet once again demonstrates just how dumb some people can be...

Magic edge Lakers in LA 110-109 to end road trip, UCF notches huge upset win over BYU 97-84 as Knights look to finish strong for tournament bid, Miami grabs ACC road win over FSU 83-73, US Men's Olympic Hockey Team visited The White House and were present at The State of the Union Address in Washington, NHL regular season resumes tonight, more in The Sports Page

Dave Grohl finally explains why Josh Freese was fired, Paul Rodgers explains why he turned down Alex Van Halen, and it's not his health, Ozzy Bio-Pic is in production and Jack Osbourne is one of the producers, Live members are headed to court again in argument over use of band name, more in this week's 'Rock News'

Are you between the ages of 21 and 44? This data says the car you own is probably worth more than what you have saved for retirement, Headline of the Week contender #3: Western Kentucky man found covered in fur accused of sex crimes with deer carcass, Driver who photographed police drone hovering near her casr ticketed for distracted driving

Texas justice: Judge, jury sentence man who robbed a Sonic using a fire extinguisher to 60 years in prison, New poll finds that 2 in five peaople have cried at work, Soccer match stopped after seagull was struck by ball and administered CPR...

Sacramento Kings end 16-game losing streak with win in Memphis over Grizzlies, Magic continue road trip tonight with game against The Lakers, Duke jump to #1 ranking in yesterday's AP College Basketball poll, UCF has crucial game tonight against BYU, Miami and Florida State face each other, more in today's Sports Page with Mike Bianchi

Vogue has declared 2026 "The Year of the Crack"...the butt crack, British coroner says better safety signs are needed at railway crossing after jogger is killed by train...it should be noted the runner had earbuds in and phone displayed 'dangerous volume' warning, Canadian man chainsaws his TV after men's hockey team lost in gold medal game to The United States

Man found illegally carrying cocealed knife in Ireland claims he had it for 'buttering bread', Russian missile has hit the Oreo factory in Unkraine, Pittsburgh medic accused of stealing boxes of medical gloves and trading them for pizza, BBC does big story on drug for restless leg syndrome that is causing users to exhibit multiple different types of impulsive behavior,

Criminal Defense Attorney Matt Futch of Smith & Eulo is here each Monday to answer your criminal law-related questions and to add perspective and insight to some of the local and national stories in the news. We also discuss the use of deadly force in this week's segment.

An elementary school teacher with no criminal record busted for doing lines of cocaine at school...classroom, bathroom, teaher's lounge...Headline of the Week contender #2: Teacher faces assault charge after Sam's Club rotisserie chicken fight, Procter & Gamble announce 'Mr Clean' is retiring...clearly the launch of some new marketing gimmick

United States Men's Hockey Team wins gold in overtime thriller vs. archrival Canada 2-1 as 2026 games come to a close, Magic bounce back with a road win in Los Angeles against The Clippers 111-109, Tyler Reddick wins second NASCAR Cup series race in a row in Atlanta, more in today's 'Sports Page' with Mike Bianchi

Michael B Jordan and Delroy Lindo had the N-word shouted at them by man with Tourette's while they were presenting at the BAFTA's, Headline of the Week #1: Los Angeles pulls PSA urging riders to not poop on city buses, Bonnie Blue says she is pregnant after having unprotected sex with 400 guys

Headline of the week contender #6: Waffle House customer maced, tased and zip-tied over hashbrown order according to lawsuit, Headline of the Week review and listener voting, Speed radar trailer set on fire in Arizona

The never ending news cycle yields a lot of stories that stand out each week. Some good, a lot bad and even ugly at times. We give you a quick overview of it all each Friday...

An Australian reporter has apologized for being hammered during live report from The Olympics, The Presdident of Burger King has provided his private number in case you need to complain about something, Dentist arrested at pediatric dental office for allegedly performing surgery while intoxicated

U.S. Women's Hockey Team wins gold in sudden death overtime 2-1 vs. Canada, Men play in semi-final today against Slovakia, Orlando Magic return from allstar break with 131-94 thumping of Sacramento, More stories in today's 'Sports Page' with Mike Bianchi

An Ohio mayor charged with voyeurism after allegedly sniffing teen girl's underwear, Hollywood, FL residents are dealing with a real Florida-centric problem: Coconut theft, The internet has lit up over what appears to be a 'goth' female newscaster...in Alabama

25-year-old Montana man showed up drunk and stoned at police station to pay open container fine, Headline of the Week #5: Climber faces manslaughter charge after leaving girlfriend on Austria's tallest peak, African family dumps corpse inside bank over funeral payour dispute

Looks like game consoles are about to become more expensive...what is driving this? We'll tell you, Apple announces special international event to reveal new products on March 4 and plenty more science and technology news in this week's 'Tech It Out'

Attempted murder breaks out at Crunch Fitness in Altamonet Springs over 'weak' comment, Sinkholes open up in New Jersey town and swallow a dump truck that was bringing material to fill prior sinkhole, Pickup truck flies 100 ft through the air and into a home full on Bo and Luke Duke style

U.S. Men's Hockey Team wins overtime thriller against Sweden 2-1...advance to Friday's semifinal, U.S. Women will play for gold today against rival Canada at 1:10 pm, more in today's Sports Page with Mike Bianchi

Handcuffed woman caught eating cocaine hidden inside her pants, So it wasn't enough that Lindsey Vonn crashed out of her Olympic comeback...her dog died the next day, Woman is given prison time for using a megaphone to insuly neighbors for almost two years

From the streets to leader of our JRR Street Team, welcome Parramore Brown in this all new weekly segment on The Lynch & Taco Show. Lord knows where this is going to take us...

Chicago city hall sends a ceae-and-desist to sex dungeon, Have you ever seen a baby pigeoan? Me either, why is that? Someone divided the US into 13 ‘drinking teams' and asked people which region they thought would win

LCTB...The 'World-Renowned Life Coach' is back to lend a hand to those in distress...Don't hesitate to reach out for his unique brand of "help"... You don't actually believe any of this crap, do you?

Update: Judge allows Buffalo Wild Wings to keep 'boneless' chicken wings on menu, Headline of the Week #4: The incredible secret of the man with three penises, Insurance private detective busts “too injured to work” claimant he located snowboarding

UCF back in win column after topping TCU in Men's College Basketball, Florida beats South Carolina, FSU over Boston College, Miami outlasts Virginia Tech so a good night all around for our in-state teams, US Men's Hockey team will face Sweden today, more in today's Sports Page with Mike Bianchi

27-year-old Florida Man arrested after throwing a Chick-fil-A Spicey Chicken sandwich at his girfriend on Valentine's Day, Flagler teen facing charges after exposing himself to women...claims he "thought it was funny", Woman claims she got life-altering injuries at a Donny Osmond concert

Evan Dando from The Lemonheads has been hospitalized for a mental health issue after sending fan video of himself masturbating, 'The Ballad of Judas Priest' is a new documentary about te band and it will premiere at Berlin Film Festival, more stories in this week's edition of 'Rock News'...

You know things are bad in Cuba when they cancel theannual Cigar Festival...Injured seabird goes to an Emergency Room and pecks onthe door to get in, Some dumbass tried to steal lawn equipment out of landscaper's van in Hialeah and got stuck inside

Japanese man accused of toilet theft...one single toilet...but why? Couple ends up getting married at funeral home after judge was a no-show, Group of tourists ran up a huge bill at a restaurant in Australia then attempted the 'armpit hair' on the plate trick...

The Miami Dolphins have started to make offseason moves and release Tyreek Hill and plan same for Bradley Chubb, several other players, U.S. Women's Olympic Hockey Team advances to Gold Medal game after 5-0 rout of Sweden. Will face Canada on Thursday. more in today's Sports Page with Mike Bianchi

Norwegian scientist gave himself brain damage trying to disprove 'Havana Syndrome', Headline of the Week #3: Woman accused of stealing 10 tons of asphalt while working for NT state D.O.T., Italy's 'Lovers Arch' collapses into the sea on Valentine's Day

Former Maryland Police Chief is getting an addition 55 years tacked onto the 2 life sentences he is currently serving, 'Free Burrito' QR code on billboard next to busy road has started a debate over driver safety, NYC singles are heading to NJ to find love...at Medieval Times

Criminal Defense Attorney Ken Eulo is here each week to answer your legal questions, add perspective to come of the big criminal law-rlated cases and stories in the news, and he will also discuss the practice of 'Court/Judge Shopping' in the legal system...

Thousands of smoke detectors recalled over potential fire hazard, Florida Man who match ed description of wanted suspect told police his name was 'George Costanaza', Wisconsin fisherman transforms old porta potty into cozy ice fishing shanty...The Crappie Shack

Tyler Reddick wins The Daytona 500 for 23XI racing owned by Michael Jordan and Denny Hamlin, Team Stars beats Team Stripes in NBA All-Star Championship, The Men's U.S. Hockey Team run table in opening round of Olympics with 5-1 victory over Germany, more in today's Sports Page with Mike Bianchi