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Headline of the week contender #5: Man in court over sex act outside Paisley Pie Company (we should note today is National Pie Day), Review and voting of the previous 4 contenders, PETA says they would like holograms to replace reall groundhogs for all future Groundhog Days...

Don't like to report that a lot of the 'bad' in this week's 'The Good, The Bad & The Ugly' to place in Central Florida. fear not, we'll balance things out and end on a high note by takinga visit to the 'Good News Network'...

Florida Man faces prison after hitting victim with open ketchup packet, 24-yr-old Kansas City resident was selling cars on FaceBook Marketplace and then stealing them and selling them all over again, Young woman from Thailand is getting a lot of attention for dating twin brothers

Magic blown out at home by Hornets 124-97, Lightning on the road tonight at Chicago,The Rolex 24 Weekend is here, and a preview of this Sunday's NFL Conference Championship Games: New England at Denver and Los Angeles Rams at Seattle. Check out today's 'Sports Page' with Mike Bianchi

Man brings stolen $30K harp to Point State Park in Pittsburgh where he proceeds to disrobe in jump into the icy water, At-home STD tests are now readily available so you can swab yourself and find out...Three Belgian soccer fans traveled to Kazakhstan to cheer on their team and unveil their Borat-style mankinis...They will now spend an extra five days there...in jail.

Vanna White delivers a shocker with news she got married to some guy she's been with for over 12 years, Delta accidentally 'de-iced' a passenger inside one of its planes, Ohio True Crime restaurant serving serial killer's last meals opening second location in Michigan due to high demand

In a bit of a surprise move, Sony is handing control of Bravia TV line to TCL, Despite what you might see online, the Earth is NOT going to lose gravity for 12 seconds on August 12, More science and technology news in this week's 'Tech it Out'

Pennsylvania church sues town for 'religious discrimination' after plans for bell tower are refused, Headline of the Week candidate #4: Springfield man charged with burglary after eating pulled pork, Canadian renter completey shut off heat while they were away to save money...the pipes burst and they return to a literal 'ice castle'

The New York Knicks humiliated the Brooklyn Nets 139–85, a 54-point margin that set a franchise record for the largest win in team history, Orlando Magic return home from Europe with game tonight at The Kia Center vs Charlotte, The New York Mets acquired All-Star pitcher Freddy Peralta and Tobias Myers from the Brewers, More in today's 'Sports Page' with Mike Bianchi

Florida Keys charter boat captain is busted for trying to sell cocaine in he found floating in the ocean, Coastal Carolina University student accused of breaking into houses near campus,pouring queso on tv and furniture, Oh, another 'upskirting' story...this perv is acused of doing this in church...

Article addresses concerns that the 'prediction market' gambling sites are driving us towards armageddon, Update New York man on the run after taking off hisankle monitor and putting it on a dog that was found roaming the streets, You know its cold when Green Bay cancels 'Winterfest' due to cold weather

The ever-so-knowledgeable LCTB provides his unique 'insight' and 'guidance' on the 24-7 grind known as life. Need some help? He's at your 'service'...

Washington man repels intruder with frying pan, Food rage incident in Virginia leads to arrest, Fake Pizza Hut location was such a good imitator of the OG, they even convinced the Pakistan Defense Minister to cut the ribbon at grand opening, We now have social media influencers making a living warning of the dangers of prolonged doomscrolling on social media

Tampa Bay Lightning top San Jose 4-1, Former Dolphins coach Mike McDaniel appears to be headed to L.A. Chargers as new Offensive Coordinator, Carlos Beltran and Andruw Jones are elected to Baseball Hall of Fame, More in today's 'Sports Page' with Mike Bianchi

Woman places video phone call to inmate...yes, those are monitored too...so don't smoke meth while on the call, New research suggests that frequent porn use does not always indicate a problem, Staten Island restroom wins prestigious architecture award

Green Day will play Super Bowl Opening Ceremony, Jack Osbourne offers up the true amount raised for charity from 'Back to the Beginning' concert, Poison drummer indicates that tour plans are 'not possible' because Bret Michaels wants 'the Lion's Share' of the money, more in this week's 'Rock News'...

Spokane double-decker bus collides with railroad bridge sending seven to the hospital..bridge clearance: 12 ft. Bus: 13 ft 6 inches...Gym jealousy in Texas: Woman accused of hurling 25-pound weight at perceived love rival, It Happened Again: Base jumper perishes after plowing into granite rocks at 120 mph

After four shark attacks in 48 hours, Australian authorities urge beachgoers to 'just go to a pool', Meanwhile, a beach in England is completely covered with french fries and onions after ships cargo spilled, 'Scarousal' can make you horny

Indiana completes perfect season with CFP win over Miami to win National Championship in college football, Miami Dolphins hire Packers DC Jeff Hafley as next head coach, Buffalo Bills parted ways with Sean McDermott, Looks like Robert Saleh will be new Titans head coach, more in today's 'Sports Page'

Canadian man says he was 'only smoking marijuana' when pulled over for impaired driving, Headline of the Week contender #3: Robbery suspect accused of twisting loss prevention officer in sensative area to escape with Herhey's chocolate, We've got the first documented case of bovine tool use with a cow in Austria that picks up and uses a broom to scratch herself

Publix shoplifting call escalates into a potential disaster in a nearby panera bathroom, Drivers in Hillsborough county plagued for months by man throwing nails onto road...suspect has finally been caught, As the Winter Olympics are set to begin in Italy, we have a ski jumping controversy that involves penis manipulation

Criminal Defense Attorney Ken Eulo takes your criminal law-related questions. We also ask Ken about the term 'Civil Disobedience'...something thrown around quite a bit today. Where does that end and breaking the law begin? Is there even a difference?

Florida Man arrested for allegedly doing Corvette donuts in church parking lot on forst date, Headline of the Week contender #1: Sniffing your own farts could protect your brain and prevent alzheimer's, No joke, science has proven it, 'It happened again': Bread making machine, Kosher market in S. Florida

Overreaction Football Monday: We've got a lot to discuss afte rthis weekend's divisional round of NFL playoffs, Preview of tonight's CFP National Championship Game between Miami and Indiana, Magic fall in London, Lightning win streak comes to and end and a new one begins...all of that and more in today's Sports Page'

California fitness supplement company allegedly sold cake batter as protein powder, ICE agents at at a Minnesota Mexican restaurant before arresting staff, Uber Eats delivery robot was obliterated by a Brightline Train in Miami

Headline of the Week contender #6: 'Baywatch' to hold open casting call for Fox reboot with warning to "avoid overly revealing styles"... Review/voting for other contenders this week, There's a company that is taking reservations for an upcoming hotel on the moon,

Some incredibly disturbing stories this week in the 'bad' of The Good, The Bad & The Ugly news recap. We'll be counting on Taco Bob to offset the bad with stories he poaches from the 'Good News Network'...

Elderly Canadian ice fisherman assaulted fellow angler for fishing too close, It Happened Again: Concrete worker crushed to death as company ignored saftey standards, Argentina's inflation rate in 2025 FELL to 31.5%...the lowest in 8 years

Magic top Grizzlies in game played in Berlin, Germany. The two teams will face each other again on Sunday at noon from London, The NHL Champion Florida Panthers visited The White House on Thursday, Tampa Bay Lightning look to extend win streak to 12 tonight in St. Louis against The Blues, UCF mens basketball team will host #1 Arizona on Saturday and a preview of The NFL Divisional Round games this weekend

70-year-old feels lucky to be alive after car crashes into home and lands on top of him, Thousands show up in small Chinese village after woman asks for help slaughtering two pigs on behalf of her elderly father, Couple with last name 'Cox' share though process that goes into baby names to NOT select for the child they are expecting

Crashed truck releases about 15,000 live crabs along Irish road, 'Joe Dirt' tribute takes top prize in Pennsylvania Farm Show mullet contest, How can you not appreciate a guy who spent 6 years and 66K of his own money to drink in every pub listed in the CAMRA Good Beer Guide...

Verizon had a massive outage that left tens of thousands of US customers with no service for much of Wednesday, This past Tuesday marked the 30th anniversary of the AMBER alert system, Carmakers show off lastest models as Detroit Auto Show is underway, more in this week's 'Tech It Out'

Update: Detroit suburb agrees to $3.25 million settlement in the case of woman found alive in body bag, Law is being proposed in Wales that would prohibit political candidates from lying, More evidence that the entertainment industry is out of new ideas: NBC to reboot 'Rockford Files'

UCF Mens Basketball now 14-2 after road win at Kansas State, Texas downs previously undefeated Vanderbilt, Harbaugh to the Giants? Looks like deal is close, Magic play this afternoon in Germany against Memphis, then on to London for game Sunday at noon, more in today's Sports Page

Man robbed bank, bought a $20 meal and left the rest of the stolen cash as a tip, New York City carriage horse runs into traffic and hits multiple vehicles, Florida Woman who worked at "Palms of Emerald Coast Massage Parlor" tried to avoid being arrested by defecating towards deputies

An update on the monekey on the loose in St. Louis: Looks like they have been joined by a goat, Headline of the Week contender #4: DA says Point Loma man murdered sister, shot their mom after wi-fi router was moved, 'Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' house (which is actually in Brentwood) is going up for sale

Why pay for pricey therapy sessions when there's free 'help' each week from THEE 'World-Renowned Life Coach' LCTB? His approach may be a bit non-traditional, but it's certainly interesting to say the least, so 'Ask LCTB...'

Kiefer Sutherland was arrested for allegedly assaulting his ride-share driver, Let's check in on the police blotter in Jacksonville, Illinois where cops were called after stranger knocked on family's door just before midnight and demanded they 'make him a pizza', We've got a real life Weekend at Bernies type deal at an airport in Spain

Mike Tomlin steps down as Pittsburgh Steelers head coach after 19 years, Tampa Bay Lightning top Penguins in shootout 2-1 to extend win streak to 11 games, The NHL has moved up the start time of Florida Panthers home game Monday vs San Jose for CFP title game, Supreme Court hears arguments regarding biological males participating in female sports, more in today's Sports Page

Drunk driver in Wisconsin was 21 times the legal limit...how is that even possible? Headline of the Week contender #3: Pakistan authorities send man who tried to open country's first gay club to a mental hospital, Tourists end up stuck on ski slope after following GPS directions

Bob Weir, co-founder of The Grateful Dead passed away over the weekend, The massive rock memorabilia collection owned by the late Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay is going up for auction, Black Crowes release 2 new songs from new album due out March 13, more in this week's 'Rock News'

3 police departments respond to East Hartford trampoline park to break up large fight among teenagers, Reader asks Miss Manners if it's OK to skip a funeral for your best friend's mother because it is too far away, Man steals a front end loader and tries to run over police cars

Restaurant customer victim of unprovoked bear spray attack, Man gets tattoo and says he is now unable to sweat andall his hair fell out, Did you know there's only one 'metric' highway in America and those signs may be about to go bye-bye

Two coach passengers refused to leave first class on American Airlines flight..were removed to enjoy first class accomodations at Miami-Dade jail, 'Are You Dead' app is quite popular with millions of mainly young people who live alone in China, Headline of the Week contender #2: Doctors baffles by man with potato in his butt

Texans dominate Steelers 30-6 and advance to NFL Divisional Round playoffs, Tampa Bay Lightning win streak at 10 after 5-1 win in Philly, NASCAR announces overhaul of playoff format and will essentially return 'The Chase' model that was in place 2004-2013, More in today's 'Sports Page'

Was breast milk a motivator in theft of workplace Stanley Cup? Florida Woman sues apartment management after she says her toes were amputated because of spider bites, Self-driving Waymo car passenger has to hop out after the vehicle drove onto the light rail tracks in Phoenix

Criminal Defense Attorney Ken Eulo from Smith & Eulo answers your questions and offers insight to criminal law-related questions in the news. We'll ask Ken about The Minneapolis shooting that involved that DHS officer last week and more in this week's 'Criminal Law 101'

We have a bit of an animal theme for this Idiotology: Several monkeys loose in St. Louis and authorities have no diea how they got there, Single, angry elephant has killed at least 17 people in India...13 in the last week, Talented shelter dog named 'Dawson' got out of his kennel, unlocked the front door and split in overnight hours

Overreaction Football Monday: NFL Wild Card Weekend recap of some incredinle back-and-forth action on Saturday & Sunday, plus a preview of the final Wild Card game that will be played tonight in Pittsburgh as The Texans visit The Steelers. Lightning will face Flyers for second time in three days and try to extend win streak to 10, Mo Wagner returns to Magic after being out for more than a year with injury and Magic win at home against New Orleans

Overreaction Football Monday: NFL Wild Card Weekend recap of some incredinle back-and-forth action on Saturday & Sunday, plus a preview of the final Wild Card game that will be played tonight in Pittsburgh as The Texans visit The Steelers. Lightning will face Flyers for second time in three days and try to extend win streak to 10, Mo Wagner returns to Magic after being out for more than a year with injury and Magic win at home against New Orleans

New Year and a new batch of newsmakers making headlines this week for all the right and wrong reasons with The Good, The Bad & The Ugly. Don't worry, we wrap this up with the good news stuff to send you into the weekend!!