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Florida substitute teacher arrested on DUI charge in parking lot of STEM/Magnet school, Court reverses decision firing educator for reading 'I Need a New Butt', Some clown climbed the Joan of Arc statue in the heart of Paris and destroyed the bronze sword

Scientists have used AI to create viruses to attack bacteria, PornHub will become unavailable for many UK users as of February 2, Meta and YouTube head to trial over harm to children after TikTok settles, more in this week's 'Tech It Out'...

Brewery creates beer with infused bear poop as special ingredient, Thief steals costumed 6-foot taxidermy bear off Michigan front porch, We've a got the ever-popular 'Florida Man' Headline of the Week Contender combo platter: Central Florida Man caught in 'sexual performance' with vacuum, deputy says...

Magic top Heat in Miami 133-124 to end four-game losing streak, Tom Brady latest to question NFL HOF snub of Bill Belichick, Tampa Bay Lightning back in action tonight at home against Winnipeg, more in today's 'Sports Page' with Mike Bianchi

Pantsless trespasser found asleep in German retirement home turns out to be U.S. Soldier, Headline of the Week contender #3: Wallace Monument flasher whips out willie to take a pee at famous spot, Polk County woman called 911 over 'huge' frogs she is 'deathly afraid' of...

Bodybuilder known as "The Brazilian Popeye" has died at 55...turns out injecting alcohol and mineral oil into his biceps was not a good idea, Cat escapes vheicle in Spain and walks nearly 155 miles home to France, Ready or not, we have a remake of the ORIGINAL 'Faces of Death' coming in April

Sometimes you just need a little guidance or encouragement in life. Well, we've got a 'Life Coach' who would love to 'help'...LCTB is here to inspire or something...

We've got a guy who will have to eat nothing but Wendy's chili for a month after losing a golf-related bet, Mike Ditka's legendary sweater vest is up for auction...current bid is $82K...Heinz has followed through and made good to produce a 2 foot tall 'KegChup'...because you can never have enough

Multiple sources say Bill Belichick will not be a 1st-ballot Hall of Famer when the NFL announces its new class inductees...Nebraska mens basketball team saw their 24-game win streak end with loss at Michigan, Darian Mensah and Duke settle dispute as the QB commits to Miami, more in today's 'Sports Page' with Mike Bianchi

Maine's iconic 105-year-old 'Lobster Lady' has passed away, An environmental activist has broken the world record for tree hugging. Yes, literally hugging a tree non-stop...At your wits end and need quick cash? How about $50K to go fight Ukrainians?

Dave Grohl confirms new Foo Fighters album is finished, Former Scorpions drummer Francis Buchholz has died from cancer at 71...he played with the band during the era they recorded their biggest hits, more in this week's 'Rock News'...

Man defrauds company, steals more than 400 smart toilets in Miami, A 'Museum of Personal Failure' just opened in Canada, Deaf forced to turn off hearing aids amid UK NHS battery shortage, Mom, tattoo artist charged over 14-year-old's ink

Some road rage maniac opened fire on a SNOW PLOW that was trying to clear roadways after heavy snowfall near Kanasa City, Headline of the Week candidate #2: Uttar Pradesh youth amputates own foot to seek disability admission to medical college, Sydney Sweeney might be in trouble for hanging bras off the 'Hollywood' sign

Orlando Magic drop 4th game in a row with road loss at Cleveland 114-98, Tampa Bay Lightning top Utah 2-0 on the road, Shedeur Sanders named Pro Bowl Games replacement for Drake Maye, more in today's 'Sports Page' with Mike Bianchi

Pittsburgh-area officials accused of engaing in sex acts in public, New York police officer placed on modified duty after shooting raccoon at a NYC beach, Trouble for India's biggest badminton tournament: Bird droppings

Headline of the Week contender #1: Girl jailed for pork chop attack on mother, Woman throws a surprise birthday party for her Costco-loving husband at the Costco food court, Japanese bar causing a stir with sign that restricts access to people over 40

Criminal Defense Attorney Ken Eulo from Smith & Eulo takes your legal questions. We'll also ask Ken about the 'insanity' defense. We've got three people who were murdered in Kissimmmee by a suspect who had previously been found 'not guilty' by reason of insanity and it appears the system lost track of this guy...

Jay Vine wins Tour Down Under despite crash caused by kangaroo, Headline of the Week contender #1: Manatee dies of injuries from sexual encounter with his brother at Florida aquarium, An Oklahoma Meteorologist asked viewers to send in their measurements and she wishes she had been more specific...

Patriots, Seahawks will face off in The Super Bowl after Conference Championship wins on Sunday, Magic suffering 3-game losing streak, Team Penske wins overall title at Rolex 24, and more in today's 'Sports Page' with The Bull Dog...

FEMA can't say 'Watch Out for Ice' in storm warnings for fear of memes, Inventor of the 'suicide pod' says AI should decide who can end life, Warming up leftover 'Palak Paneer' in college campus microwave earns Indian couple $200K settlement over 'food racism'

Headline of the week contender #5: Man in court over sex act outside Paisley Pie Company (we should note today is National Pie Day), Review and voting of the previous 4 contenders, PETA says they would like holograms to replace reall groundhogs for all future Groundhog Days...

Don't like to report that a lot of the 'bad' in this week's 'The Good, The Bad & The Ugly' to place in Central Florida. fear not, we'll balance things out and end on a high note by takinga visit to the 'Good News Network'...

Florida Man faces prison after hitting victim with open ketchup packet, 24-yr-old Kansas City resident was selling cars on FaceBook Marketplace and then stealing them and selling them all over again, Young woman from Thailand is getting a lot of attention for dating twin brothers

Magic blown out at home by Hornets 124-97, Lightning on the road tonight at Chicago,The Rolex 24 Weekend is here, and a preview of this Sunday's NFL Conference Championship Games: New England at Denver and Los Angeles Rams at Seattle. Check out today's 'Sports Page' with Mike Bianchi

Man brings stolen $30K harp to Point State Park in Pittsburgh where he proceeds to disrobe in jump into the icy water, At-home STD tests are now readily available so you can swab yourself and find out...Three Belgian soccer fans traveled to Kazakhstan to cheer on their team and unveil their Borat-style mankinis...They will now spend an extra five days there...in jail.

Vanna White delivers a shocker with news she got married to some guy she's been with for over 12 years, Delta accidentally 'de-iced' a passenger inside one of its planes, Ohio True Crime restaurant serving serial killer's last meals opening second location in Michigan due to high demand

In a bit of a surprise move, Sony is handing control of Bravia TV line to TCL, Despite what you might see online, the Earth is NOT going to lose gravity for 12 seconds on August 12, More science and technology news in this week's 'Tech it Out'

Pennsylvania church sues town for 'religious discrimination' after plans for bell tower are refused, Headline of the Week candidate #4: Springfield man charged with burglary after eating pulled pork, Canadian renter completey shut off heat while they were away to save money...the pipes burst and they return to a literal 'ice castle'

The New York Knicks humiliated the Brooklyn Nets 139–85, a 54-point margin that set a franchise record for the largest win in team history, Orlando Magic return home from Europe with game tonight at The Kia Center vs Charlotte, The New York Mets acquired All-Star pitcher Freddy Peralta and Tobias Myers from the Brewers, More in today's 'Sports Page' with Mike Bianchi

Florida Keys charter boat captain is busted for trying to sell cocaine in he found floating in the ocean, Coastal Carolina University student accused of breaking into houses near campus,pouring queso on tv and furniture, Oh, another 'upskirting' story...this perv is acused of doing this in church...

Article addresses concerns that the 'prediction market' gambling sites are driving us towards armageddon, Update New York man on the run after taking off hisankle monitor and putting it on a dog that was found roaming the streets, You know its cold when Green Bay cancels 'Winterfest' due to cold weather

The ever-so-knowledgeable LCTB provides his unique 'insight' and 'guidance' on the 24-7 grind known as life. Need some help? He's at your 'service'...

Washington man repels intruder with frying pan, Food rage incident in Virginia leads to arrest, Fake Pizza Hut location was such a good imitator of the OG, they even convinced the Pakistan Defense Minister to cut the ribbon at grand opening, We now have social media influencers making a living warning of the dangers of prolonged doomscrolling on social media

Tampa Bay Lightning top San Jose 4-1, Former Dolphins coach Mike McDaniel appears to be headed to L.A. Chargers as new Offensive Coordinator, Carlos Beltran and Andruw Jones are elected to Baseball Hall of Fame, More in today's 'Sports Page' with Mike Bianchi

Woman places video phone call to inmate...yes, those are monitored too...so don't smoke meth while on the call, New research suggests that frequent porn use does not always indicate a problem, Staten Island restroom wins prestigious architecture award

Green Day will play Super Bowl Opening Ceremony, Jack Osbourne offers up the true amount raised for charity from 'Back to the Beginning' concert, Poison drummer indicates that tour plans are 'not possible' because Bret Michaels wants 'the Lion's Share' of the money, more in this week's 'Rock News'...

Spokane double-decker bus collides with railroad bridge sending seven to the hospital..bridge clearance: 12 ft. Bus: 13 ft 6 inches...Gym jealousy in Texas: Woman accused of hurling 25-pound weight at perceived love rival, It Happened Again: Base jumper perishes after plowing into granite rocks at 120 mph

After four shark attacks in 48 hours, Australian authorities urge beachgoers to 'just go to a pool', Meanwhile, a beach in England is completely covered with french fries and onions after ships cargo spilled, 'Scarousal' can make you horny

Indiana completes perfect season with CFP win over Miami to win National Championship in college football, Miami Dolphins hire Packers DC Jeff Hafley as next head coach, Buffalo Bills parted ways with Sean McDermott, Looks like Robert Saleh will be new Titans head coach, more in today's 'Sports Page'

Canadian man says he was 'only smoking marijuana' when pulled over for impaired driving, Headline of the Week contender #3: Robbery suspect accused of twisting loss prevention officer in sensative area to escape with Herhey's chocolate, We've got the first documented case of bovine tool use with a cow in Austria that picks up and uses a broom to scratch herself

Publix shoplifting call escalates into a potential disaster in a nearby panera bathroom, Drivers in Hillsborough county plagued for months by man throwing nails onto road...suspect has finally been caught, As the Winter Olympics are set to begin in Italy, we have a ski jumping controversy that involves penis manipulation

Criminal Defense Attorney Ken Eulo takes your criminal law-related questions. We also ask Ken about the term 'Civil Disobedience'...something thrown around quite a bit today. Where does that end and breaking the law begin? Is there even a difference?

Florida Man arrested for allegedly doing Corvette donuts in church parking lot on forst date, Headline of the Week contender #1: Sniffing your own farts could protect your brain and prevent alzheimer's, No joke, science has proven it, 'It happened again': Bread making machine, Kosher market in S. Florida

Overreaction Football Monday: We've got a lot to discuss afte rthis weekend's divisional round of NFL playoffs, Preview of tonight's CFP National Championship Game between Miami and Indiana, Magic fall in London, Lightning win streak comes to and end and a new one begins...all of that and more in today's Sports Page'

California fitness supplement company allegedly sold cake batter as protein powder, ICE agents at at a Minnesota Mexican restaurant before arresting staff, Uber Eats delivery robot was obliterated by a Brightline Train in Miami

Headline of the Week contender #6: 'Baywatch' to hold open casting call for Fox reboot with warning to "avoid overly revealing styles"... Review/voting for other contenders this week, There's a company that is taking reservations for an upcoming hotel on the moon,

Some incredibly disturbing stories this week in the 'bad' of The Good, The Bad & The Ugly news recap. We'll be counting on Taco Bob to offset the bad with stories he poaches from the 'Good News Network'...

Elderly Canadian ice fisherman assaulted fellow angler for fishing too close, It Happened Again: Concrete worker crushed to death as company ignored saftey standards, Argentina's inflation rate in 2025 FELL to 31.5%...the lowest in 8 years

Magic top Grizzlies in game played in Berlin, Germany. The two teams will face each other again on Sunday at noon from London, The NHL Champion Florida Panthers visited The White House on Thursday, Tampa Bay Lightning look to extend win streak to 12 tonight in St. Louis against The Blues, UCF mens basketball team will host #1 Arizona on Saturday and a preview of The NFL Divisional Round games this weekend

70-year-old feels lucky to be alive after car crashes into home and lands on top of him, Thousands show up in small Chinese village after woman asks for help slaughtering two pigs on behalf of her elderly father, Couple with last name 'Cox' share though process that goes into baby names to NOT select for the child they are expecting

Crashed truck releases about 15,000 live crabs along Irish road, 'Joe Dirt' tribute takes top prize in Pennsylvania Farm Show mullet contest, How can you not appreciate a guy who spent 6 years and 66K of his own money to drink in every pub listed in the CAMRA Good Beer Guide...