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Japanese insurance company is offering coverage for property damage incurred during bear shootings, Don't feel like picking up jogging or joining a gym? Become a juggler...New law in Louisiana will ticket drivers going 1 mile per hour under the speed limit in the left lane...JAIL is also a possibility
Bored kids in rural area of Connecticut construct 'Fort Dingleberry' only to have it torn after officials discover they had downed 13 trees and damaged 10 others to build it, San Francisco cops seize 100 metal tanks of nitrous oxide being used for 'ice cold-fatties' sold to concert goers at Dead & Company show, A Danish zoo asked people to donate their small pets to help feed the lions
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and Host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Fire officials in Canada say one of the recent wildfires was caused when a bird dropped a fish from the sky and onto a power line, Woman in New Zealand charged with child neglect after hiding 2-year-old in a suitcase that was then placed in the luggage compartment of a bus, Seattle Kraken mascot 'Buoy' had a close-call with a charging brown bear
Hot Dog spill shuts down highway in Pennsylvania commuter's 'wurst' nightmare, Wounded man drives himself to hospital after being shot near South Los Angeles house party...refuses to answer any questions from police, Britain's most tattooed man claims he can no longer watch porn as new age check system mistakes his ink for mask
'Karaoke camper' spurs 911 calls with Nickelback songs, OK, so nothing surprises when it comes to fetishes...now we have a huge surge in demand for videos of people blowing up beach balls, Headline of the Week contender #1: 2 deli workers allegedly stabbed by customer angry over sandwich they made him 4 years ago
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
The WNBA reports that a person has been arrested afte rthey threw a green dildo on the court during a game last week, meanwhile a second incident happened on Friday night, Japanese media have conformed that Nintendo of America at one point floated the idea of giving Pokemon character 'Pikachu' huge breasts to be more attractive to American consumers, Boston woman armed with a knife arrested after allegedly stealing 8 boxes of ice cream treats from a CVS
Headline of the week contender #4: 32 year old man dies after being run over by train sent to look for him, We've got a dumbass in California that decided to rob a Little League Baseball facility, Planned AI data center in Wyoming will use 5 times the power used by all of the state's residents combined
Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week
Car dealership repo'd a woman's car, so she bought the dealership's name in act of revenge, Dunkin' jumps in the Sydney Sweeney/American Eagle 'gene' controversy with a spoof ad of their own, So we told you Liam Neeson and Pam Anderson are an item...now we learn Liam has the biggest junk in Hollywood
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
The Department of Energy announced that a radioactive WASP NEST was found outside a nuclear facility in South Carolina, Missionaries using solar-powered audio devices to recite bible verses to isolated tribes in Brazil, And now for this year's mandatory summer article about hot weather and testicles
Some guy with a weed pen on his dash also had 400 pounds of mushrooms in his car, Woman finally says 'yes' after boyfriend proposes 43 times in 7 years, Here it is folks...this year's biggest breast size rankings by country...U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A.!!!
Recall issued over Celsius energy drinks that mistakenly had High Noon vodka seltzer put in them, PETA accuses Maine Lobster Festival of torturing lobsters, Florida Man who was stealing state park signs and reselling them on FB Marketplace arrested by Smokey Bear
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Child loses Peppa Pig iPad on plane and now the family has explicit videos showing up in their cloud account from what appears to be an airport worker, After trying it as an experiment during pandemic, and update on business that gives workers a half hour masturbation break, Spanish town has a law making it illegal to die there
Talk about 'Mean Girls'...3 girls, ages 11 to 14 arrested in connection to series of assaults in San Francisco, A crude pothole graffiti tactic got Portland's attention, but the city says please don't copy the idea, The UK government will be starting a 4-year study that will have them request pet owners send in dog and cat poo
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Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson are dating...Oh yeah, Naked Gun remake comes out this weekend, Minnesota ax murderer David Brom released from prison on work release, Mysterious Ring camera footage indicates there may be aliens in Compton, California
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
A guy named Geoffrey Epstein is running for mayor of Framingham, Massachusetts and some people are confused, A Denver pastor and his wife are charged with fraud after 'God told him' to sell crypto to his flock and spend the money on vacations and home renovations, Woman says she is making good extra income selling her breast milk to bodybuilders
Man warns of the dangers of buying used tires off FaceBook Marketplace after being ripped off..."these still have 70% tread..." Headline of the week contender #3: Botox treatment in backyard shed left woman's face paralyzed, Florida man banned from public golf as terms of bail after beating up golfer over slow play
Jim Cramer apologized after getting so frustrated with the Fed not cutting interest rates that he let an F-bomb drop during live show on CNBC, The New York Times says that economists are having a tough time finding work, Monster truck tire flies off, bounces out of arena and crushes car in parking lot
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Massachusetts woman says she 'just encountered a monster' after being viciously attacked by a raccoon on her back porch, Nude women streamed to office TV derail Oklahoma Board of Education meeting, The California Department of Transportation investigating on-duty work party that featured alcohol and a stripper
Headline of the Week contender #2: Drunk woman takes a seagull home before finding out it has bird flu, Canadian man rents car thru Turo app and the next thing you know Canadian customs is accusing him of smuggling fentanyl, Yacht Rocked: Yacht experiences mechanical issue and crashes into wall outside restaurant
Sounds like there's a behind-the-scenes disagreement over whether to bury Hulk Hogan is a traditional suit or his wrestling gear, TSA in Miami reminds the public to please refrain from trying to smuggle turtles in your bra through security, Headline of the Week contender #1: Serial Butt-Sniffer arrested again in Burbank
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Update: Google has been ordered to pay an Argentine man $12, 500 after Street View car snapped phot of him nude sunbathing at his home, Ohio immigration lawyer claims she asked ICE for assistance and they gave her the phone number for a Taco Bell, Family sues after funeral home sends son's brain in unmarked, leaking box
OK..time to go through all of the headline of the week contenders and crown a champion, Unlicensed engineer faces millions in fines after it is discovered he forged inspections using his late father's credentials and signature, Japan recalls 16,000 toy pistols that are commonly found as prizes in claw machines...because they can fire real bullets
Recap of The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly Newsmakers of the week
Florida mother and son team rob arcade in Fort Myers..mom was the getaway driver, Man in England snaps his Achilles tendon while trying to escape seagull attack...ends up missing his daughter's wedding, Florida Man working at Chuck E. Cheese arrested while in full costume for credit card fraud
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Man in Thailand dies after consuming nothing but beer for over a month, Group of Indian tourists in Thailand hired a hooker and then the police had to get involved because they were upset over the small size of her chest, 6'2 400 lb. naked man breaks into a family's home and then goes skinny dipping in snake-filled pond
Shreveport police address strip club's social media post offering $5 admission to officers, stripper car wash, Indian police arrest man who is accused of setting up and running a fake embassy, Potential home buyer finds human remains of previous tenant while touring property
Headline of the week contender #5: Too much moose meat and antlers caused a plane crash in Alaska that killed congresswoman's husband according to NTSB report, Does The Price is Right only pick contestants with perfect smiles and teeth? School district in Tennessee hopes to improve attendance numbers by no longer accepting a doctor's note as an excused absence
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Police say couple that was arrested for 'lewd and lascivious exhibition' after HJ/BJ session on Jet Blue flight from NY to Florida, Headline of the week contender #4: Oregon State Police say man wearing 'Master Baiter' shirt illegally kills fish, French President sues U.S. podcaster Candace Owens over claim France's first lady was born male
The Guardian explores the topic on everyone's mind: Do electric cars make people more carsick? Headline of the week contender #3: Seattle woman sues Blue Angels, says military jets terrorized her dying cat and silenced her online, Lawsuit alleges doctors played 'music bingo' during surgery leading to patient's death
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McDonald's manager shoots teen's mother in dispute over taking out the trash, There's a guy who has managed to become very rich by selling land on the moon as well as some of the planets, California woman says Walmart contract driver kissed and hugged her during grocery delivery
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
So it turns out Europeans don't hate American tourists as much as we thought? Toronto Transit Commission's new 'POO' title for fare inspectors is drawing a lot of attention and mockery, INTERPOL takes famed whale activist Paul Watson off 'Most-Wanted' list
This has to be the earliest we've talked about the impending arrival of 'pumpkin spice' everything...thanks Starbucks, Brooklyn woman shot in buttocks from stray bullet while on her way to grocery store, Seventeen people being investigated after nearly 250 children are poisoned by lead in their food
Some apparently stole between 10-15 thousand bees from Keystone College in Pennsylvania, Tennessee inmate's heart device must be turned off before execution to avoid shock risk, judge rules, Headline of the Week contender #2: New York law firm fires summer intern for biting colleagues