Audio from 1011 WJRR including Lynch and Taco's Idiotology 101, Sports, Scummer of the Week, and celebrity interviews.
'Roast Master' Jeff Ross got roasted by his oncologist, Iowa woman charged for burning stolen American flags...it should be noted she was pants-less at the time, Minnesota's Hormel is suing Wisconsin's Johnsonville over stolen trade secrets, New Orleans police say shoplifting suspect stabbed himself to death during chase
There's a 'beer exchange bar' where prices fluctuate according to demand, Longest-running fraternity at UNC-Chapel Hill shut down for misconduct, A study found that more people would recycle if it was made into some sort of lottery with prizes, Czech fake dentist gave root canals after reading online instructions
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier proposes new ICE detention center dubbed 'Alligator Alcatraz', Singer dies after nose and boob job...she had apparently taken her surgeon out drinking the night before, Former UK nurse has found a new lucrative career writing erotic fiction
Headline of the week voting with a late entry involving human remains found stored in jars, You jerk stole a Nebraska family's vacation fund: $3000 worth of quarters, The United States is eliminating its recommendation to limit alcohol to one or two drinks per day
The Ghana Drunkard Association threatens to protest unless the government lowers alcohol prices, Toronto school bus driver seen in vehicle with 'Lolita's Line' sign in bus window is removed from route...oh, and we haven't even got into how he was dressed, 3 hurt, 1 seriously after large 'I Love Tacos' sign falls at festival
Mike is a sports columnist for the Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Man suffers heavy metal poisoning after drinking from a thermos for a decade, Florida Man starts roadway gunfight because victims were '2 big guys' in a 'bigger truck', Porn star Abellla Danger throws shade on OnlyFans sexpots Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips..."circus acts"
Willie Nelson says that he no longer smokes pot..."My lungs have already said don't do that...", Lay's announces winner of the 'Do Us a Flavor' chip competition: Bacon grilled cheese, 6-foot alligator spotted lurking outside motel room...in Virginia
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Man finds out he was married without his knowledge, ex-girlfriend is arrested and takes 'stalking' to a whole new level, New law in Ireland requires all adults to be organ donors when they die, Netflix is in the early stages of developing a reboot of 'Land of the Lost'
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Liquid Death sold 10 iced tea cans that contain Ozzy Osbourne's DNA...for $450 each, Postal worker in Scotland admits murdering and beheading his girlfriend and then texting her mother pretending to be her, Psychopaths are most likely to be found in these 4 states...
Man arrested for robbery claims that his victim was a werewolf, Florida Man has dialed 911 16,000 times and 647 of those were on one of his neighbors, Canadian family challenges estate of deceased 84-year-old woman after she left $1M to a male escort
Headline of the Week contender #3 has to do with #2: Billionaire island where Jeff Bezos lives lobbies state government to flush its poop down neighbor town's pipes, Scientist claims to have 'settled' the over-under debate on toilet paper once and for all, Why are there dryer sheets in my mailbox?
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Miami man accused of shooting his dad on Father's Day weekend, Tequila-marinated turkey causes oven mishap in Madison, Wisconsin, Joey Chestnut has announced that he will indeed be participating in The Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest in Coney Island having not being permitted to participate last year
Men hit by lightning plucked from mountain in record-high Colorado helicopter rescue, Headline of the week contender #2: Charges dismissed against RV workers accused of putting live cats in trash compactor in part because of a clerical error, Darwin award for man who is dead after getting drunk, trying to drive a snowmobile (with no snow present) and then crashing into a tree at 2:15 in the morning
Visitors to Kings Island amusement park in Ohio are warned to keep mouths closed on rides because of cicadas, School fight: A 4th grade punch is avenged at age 62 and results in lost teeth, Insane Clown Posse accidentally headlines Bonnaroo after rain forces remainder of festival to be canceled
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Pennsylvania man accused of blowing up a casino toilet, German politician strips naked and calls on 'open-minded' citizens to join him on trip to swinger's hotspot, Headline of the week contender 1: 'Didn't even wipe': Man defecates on camera in Detroit show store
Final headline of the week contender: Police in China arrest female authors of homosexual novels in crackdown on 'boys love' fiction genre, Truck filled with barrels of blue crabs overturned on I-64 in Virginia and suddenly crabs everywhere, UN report says 'tree planting' could be making climate change worse
Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week
Ann Arbor, Michigan residents upset over city's decision to kill the beavers on the city-owned golf course, Headline of the week contender: Family Dollar employee arrested for shooting thief in the butt, Some wise asses thought it would be funny to switch the male/female signs at a public spa and bath house
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Police say man on top of Mobile gas station with machetethre urine and injured an officer, Boston man was released on personal recognizance after being charged with assault and battery causing serious bodily harm, assault and battery with a dangerous weapon (a brick), and malicious destruction of property exceeding $1200, Four people have been charged in a break-in at a Canadian adult boutique..."a lot of items geared toward female self-pleasure have not been recovered'
Florida Man convicted of posing as a flight attendant to score more than 100 free flights, Could hotel lobby front desks be on their way out? Looks like it has already started! Here's a helpful story on how to avoid 'Office Chair Butt"
Court dismisses father's lawsuit against newspaper over lack of high school basketball coverage...specifically, HIS son's team, Florida Man showed up at Sam's Club in Lady Lake and peed all over the Spam and Vienna Sausages, Joey Chestnut is trying to negotiate a return to MLE in time for Nathan's Hot Dog Eating contest on the 4th of July
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Two New Jersey teenagers hit with aggravated arson charges after shooting a flare gun into a house and causing fire, A watchdog group called The World Anti-Doping Agency is trying to get the scheduled 'Enhanced Games' shut down, It happened again: Driver killed after liquid manure truck rolled over
R. Kelly seeks release from jail claiming prison officials took out a hit on his life, Bride devastated after drunk best man's speech reveals groom used ChatGPT to write his 'beautiful' wedding vows, Limo driver and funeral escorts cited for crash with a CSX train...limo had 7 grieving family members inside, Denver police say driver flees scene of crash with officer inside
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Raccoon mania update: Woman who was arrested that had the raccoon in her car that was holding a meth pipe...yeah, she lives in a tent and says there's no way she is going to surrender 'Chewy'...meanwhile, we've got a lunatic in Kentucky that released a wild raccoon in bat because they had thrown him out, Have you heard about 'boil in a bag' funerals?...yeah, that's becoming more common
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
A town in Pennsylvania launched a program to fix potholes called 'fill my hole', No jail time for Canadian man with 'relatively modest' child porn collection, judge rules, A Department of Justice IT employee spiked pregnant girlfriend's drink to induce abortion without her consent
Woman attends funerals for two years hoping to catch undertaker's eye, Missing woman found beheaded and stuffed in suitcase at tourist hotspot, Why a Minneapolis neighborhood sharpens a giant pencil every year
Man decides to call 911 because there was no 'sex in the champagne room' despite forking over $300, Rich people are now wasting money on 'fine water' tastings, Undergrad student investigated by Brown University for questioning why the school has 4000 non-faculty staff members
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Paddleboarder surprised after finding dead body in a Washington state river, Headline of the week contender: Leaders of 'orgasmic meditation' women's wellness company OneTaste convicted in forced labor trial, Update: Charges dropped against teen baseball player who peed in opponents water cooler
Not again: Bounce house goes airborne sending to kids plummeting 20 feet, Here's a story about 'the fattest place in America' where fresh fruit is 'a 12-mile trip away', Prince George's County in Maryland held a special graduation ceremony for the 30+ teen mom's in this year's class...
Update: 'Ed', the runaway pet zebra that has been running loose for more than a week has been captured in Tennessee, Body found in abandoned ambulance in Brooklyn, Single, middle-aged men in Japan attend event to 'learn to take better selfies' to use with dating apps
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Detroit man called in a false bomb threat in hopes of not missing his flight to Los Angeles, Reported Bigfoot sightings as an inspiration for weed store to offer a 'free pre-roll' with photographic proof, A few weeks ago, Wendy's started offering their fresh ground beef patties in some grocery stores...now, here comes the bacon
Crew charged with stealing nearly $32K worth of candles from stores in Virginia, Louisiana is moving legislation that would ban airplane 'chemtrails', School teacher accidentally gives $5000 tip instead of $5 and year later her life is a financial mess
Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week
Appeals court rules San Diego's yoga class ban unconstitutional, Final headline of the week contender: My girlfriend and I went to a sex party and in the middle of an orgy, I realized I was not straight, No, your Costco card will not serve as a valid 'Real ID' for TSA
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Actress Dakota Johnson once sent a gallon of gorilla poop to a friend's ex, Florida Man charged with animal cruelty after being caught on video 'beating a rooster', Luxury hotel and resort in Miami facing $7 million lawsuit over creepy shower incident