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Imagine your surprise when you return to your car in the parking garage to discover the deck above has collapsed and crushed it, Canadian woman has windshield shattered by 'flying fish', Desperate to be in Guinness Record book, man changed his name to have 2253 words and it takes 20 minutes to say...

Windows 10 support has now officially ended, what now? End of an era: Tivo stops selling DVR's, Apple changes name of video streaming service, more, in this week's 'Tech it Out'...

Update: Man accused of murdering his girlfriend in a hot tub is going to jail for life after jury fails to beleive she "stabbed herself'...25 times, So, turns out many of those protein powders and shakes contain very high levels of lead, Foster cat dropped a mouse into the pot of food cooking on stove at home of family that was caring for her

Blue Jays smack 5 HR's to take ALCS game 3 in Seattle, still trail Mariners 2-1, Tua apologizes for comments saying he 'made a mistake', Magic play final preseason game tonight, look to stay perfect, more...

A group of polar bears have decided to move into an abandoned research station off Russia's far eastern coast, Headline of the Week contender #5: Teacher fired for telling children about dildo mishap during Dickens lesson, Lawyer has contempt charge upheld after calling a judge a "F***ing C**t"

Everone gets a trophy: Jersey Shore race still hands out medals even though no one ran due to storm, Florida Man accused of punching father after being told to remove prostitute from home, Woman intentionally starts two wildfires in Greece to 'flirt' with firefighters

Hey, sometimes life throws a curveball or two. We've got a "Life Coach" to help! LCTB is here to do his thing...

Italian man fakes "complete blindness" for over 50 years to collect disability benefits, Headline of the Week contender #4: Paris Hilton spends nine hours ebery week getting facials" I take care of my skin like an Olympic athlete...Ocala man allegedley attacks wife for refusing to go to Chilli's with him

Dodgers take 2-0 NLCS lead after 5-1 win in Milwaukee, ALCS game 3 tonight from Seattle as Mariners look to grab commanding lead, Lightning rough start to season continues with road loss to Caps, more...

Distillary asking people to return "free" potatoes that were taken after viral rumor lead to their theft, Marshalls shopper stabbed customer in front of her family over checkout line dispute: New Jersey, Kim Kardashian launches SKIMS thong underwear with faux pubic hair

Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross have a cameo as F-35 pilots in Tron: Ares, the movie they composed the score for, Osbournes paid a visit to the farm that created a pumpkin field mural of the late Ozzy, Shinedown made their Grand Ole Opry debut with a 3-song set, more...

A Peruvian Bishop submitted his resignation to Pope Leo after it was discovered he was dating 17 women simultaneously, The Hair Museum in Missouri has closed and its contents being distributed to other museums, Grocery chain Giant recalls Taco kits after hot chocolate mix was included rather than the ground beef seasoning packet

Battery arrest made after strip club employee was struck by flying cheeseburger, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth not happy at sight of fat Texas National Guard troops among those deployed to Chicago, Family cat decides he is going on vacation too...clings to luggage rack on top of van for over 100 miles before being discovered

Falcons, Bears winners in Monday Night Football doubleheader, Lightning grab first win of season on the road against Boston, Mariners take commanding 2-0 ALCS lead after 10-3 win in Toronto, Dodgers grab game 1 in NLCS in Milwaukee, more...

Ireland's Molly Malone statue gets 'boob job' to repair damage done by tourists, Headline of the Week contender #3: Man left with 'Mini-Me Penis' after trusting 'Dr. Google' leads to amputation, Woman gives ex-lover cooler containing human fetus saying 'her's your kid' according to police

Just in time for Columbus Day: Replica of Santa Maria sinks off the coast of Mexico, 'Injector Barbie' targeted by Canadian College of Physicians after butt injections allegedly leak fluid...oh, and this would be a 2nd contender for 'Headline of the Week, Study says marinating meat can cut its cancer rick by 90%

We ask Criminal Defense Attorney Ken Eulo from Smith & Eulo your legal questions. We also get his thoughts on the Seminole County teaching assistant story and the controversy that surrounds that and has parents incredibly upset

Report detail which brands and color of cars birds prefer to poop on, Headline of the Week contender #1: Woman breaks silence over viral post that labels her an Olive Garden waitress using breadsticks as revenge on diners, Walmart bought and plans to demolish the mall in Pennsylvania where 'Dawn of the Dead' was filmed

Overreaction football Monday: Jags, Dolphins fall, Tampa Bay behind Mayfield win, Scuffle breaks out after Lions lose to Chiefs in Kansas City, Pebb State fires James Franklin after loss to Northwestern, Big moves in college top 10 after upsets, Mariners grab game 1 in ALCS, more...

Two-time Tampa bank robber arrested after mom turns him in according to police, Pope Leo 'in shock' as video shws man urinating on St. Peter's Basilica altar, Helicopter spins out of control and crashes right near crowded beach in Huntington Beach, California

Headline of the Week contender #5: Son arrested after mom's spinal cord found in backyard burn pit, Review and voting for weekly title, Virginia lighthouse is available for $450,000 and you will need a boat to access the property...2 miles offshore in Chesapeake Bay

Suspect arrested for starting Pacific Palisades fire earlier this year. He is now living locally in Central Florida. That tops the 'bad' pile this week in The Good, The Bad & The Ugly...

Suspect in gas mask attacks couple outside of their home in Virginia, Chinese woman swallows eight live frogs to ease back pain, Man assaulted at Vegas Strip casino-resort over jackpot win files a lawsuit, and is also a dumbass

Bottom of the 11th drama as Dodgers advance with win after Philly blunder, The NY Giants upset The Eagles on Thursday night. Not a good night for Philadelphia sports fans...College and Pro football weekend preview, more...

Petronas CEO apologizes for joining 'champagne shower' during F1 celebrations in Singapore, Florida couple charged with neglect after leaving teen on the side of I-75 with a bag of guns..."you're the chosen one, good luck", If you've ever wanted to live in a mansion that used to be a brothel, here's your chance

Cat named Francine has lived insdide a Lowe's store in Virginia since 2017...she has been returned after accidentally jumping on to a truck bound for North Carolina, Habitual graffiti tagger responsible for 10's of thousand of dollars in damge has been arrested in Washington state...he's 46 years old, Utah family capitalizes on flooding from recent heavy rains and Mom takes the kids wakesurfing...behind her car!!

One hour cargo delivery from space is startups goal, California governor signs bill to battle 'loud' commercials on streaming services, How about a battery made from concrete? Those stories and and more in this week's 'Tach it Out"...

Disneyland guest suffers medical emergency at Haunted Mansion and later dies, Headline of the Week #4: 'Put it in the exit ramp:' Florida Man had thermos hidden inside him during arrest in Polk County, Couple waits 5 years until wedding to...share first kiss

Toronto Blue Jays eliminate NY Yankees, move on to ALCS, Detroit evens best of 5 series with win at home over Seattle, Chicago tops Milwaukee to extend series, Same deal with Philly getting a win in LA, more...

Qatar Airways accused of killing 'strict vegetarian' passenger with meat-based meal, Canadian airline WestJet now charges passengers to recline seats on new Boeing 737 flights, Woman killed outside Dallas PetSmart after argument over not saying 'thank you'

Listeria alert issued for 'Hello Fresh' meals, The city of Pittsburgh has put up its Christmas tree more than two months before Christmas, Actor bitten by stray dog while performing in street play about India's stray dog problem

Sometimes you just need a little direction, advice or encouragement. We've got a "life coach" for that. The always dapper LCTB is here for you...

Update: Stolen gas station dinosaur was returned with an apology note, They had to do a study to figure this out...Political bumper stickers make you a road rage magnet, Brilliant: Someone used A.I. to create a WWE wrestling match between Bob Ross and Mister Rogers

Yankees rally to extend division series with Toronto, Mariners dominate Tigers in Detroit to take 2-1 series lead, NHL Champion Panthers lift banner and open regular season with home win vs. Chicago, more...

A Mariners fan in Detroit with a "Dump 61 Here" shirt caught Cal Raleigh's 61st home run ball last night, Headline of the Week contender #3: Fight over NASCAR shirt turns to gun threat inside Family Dollar, Chinese man wins wilderness challenge after spending 70 days eating rats

RUSH surprise music world with news of 2026 tour of 7 North American cities, Welcome to Rockville adds Bring Me the Horizon and Motionless in White to 2026 lineup, and the rest of the days Rock News...

Best man is charged with shooting person who crashed wedding in Maplewood, Minnesota, Headline of the Week contender #2: Man accused of pointing rifle during skate competition because he didn't approve of the music being played, CNN investigates asks what we have all been wondering about for years: What really happens inside a Turkish bath

Dick Van Dyke was at a fan event Saturday and said he thinks it would be funny if he didn't make it to his 100th birthday...which is on December 13th, Speaking of elderly folks...here's a story about the rise of 'silver snorters'...yep, cocaine use on the rise with seniors, Now they are coming after medical inhalers as environmemtal threats...

Trevor Lawrence stumbles, gets up, scores game-winning TD as Jags beat Chiefs in Monday Night Football, Dodgers, Brewers jump out to 2-0 series leads in MLB divisional playoffs, NHL season opens today with defending Stanley Cup Champion Florida Panthers playing home against Chicago

President Trump confirmed that Sean 'Diddy' Combs asked him for a pardon...if that's not possible, legal team is requesting his sentence be served at low-security federal facility in Ft. Dix, NJ...British guy who won million-dollar lottery prize and then proceeded to party non-stop for three months hits snag with 'massive' medical scare, Florida Woman accused of helping trio steal 12 Hertz cars from the rental location she worked for...

Australians divided over thrifts store that charges a $5 entry fee, Burger King is fully phasing out the 'creepy King' from its marketing, This never gets old: 11 foot 8 bridge in Durham, NC has cliamed its 189th 'victim' since 2008

We ask criminal defense attorney Ken Eulo about what exactly constitutes 'interfering with law enforcement' as anti-ICE protesters ramp up aggressions. Ken also answers your criminal law-related questions

Balloons carrying smuggled cigarettes over Lithuania cause airport to be shutdown for hours, Headline of the Week contender #1: Firefighter dumped 75 'possibly used' tampons on ex's front lawn for dating new girl, according to police, Man spends months convincing Costco to give him iconic $1.50 hot dog sign

Overreation Football Monday...a lot to talk about today and how about we start with The Bucs big win! Miami 'state champs' after downing Florida State, Penn State fall at UCLA is biggest upset of the year so far? MLB Division playoffs, NASCAR, MLS and more...

Days after sending bear photos to his family, man is found dead in animal attack, U.S. Postal service mail carrier was shot by an Amazon driver in Washington State, The Taco Bell 50K was this weekend in Denver...

Headline of the Week final contender: California man accused of decapitating sea lion, putting head in plastic bag. All lies, he says...Headline of the Week review and voting, Suspect beaten black and blue after intruding into home of man who has been taking MMA training for years

Elder abuse, stabbings on Yom Kippur, Local high school students and families ripped off by travel agent...that's the down side of The Good, The Bad & The Ugly this week...we'll flush them all away and end with some actual GOOD news stories

Florida Woman accused of stealing motorized Publix shopping cart to drive herself to appointment, Black Swan nicknamed 'Mr. Terminator' is evicted from town after trying to drown local birds, Woman pays $700 for 60,000 mile tune-up in hopes of fixing 'crackling sound'...then she discovers the source

Tigers, Cubs, Yankess all win and move on to MLB Division round, 49ers top Rams in overtime to kick off NFL week 5 schedule, Preview of key NFL and college football matchups, more...

So, you want to own a bar? Jon Bon Jovi is selling his Nashville bar for $130 million...just over a year after opening, Missing woman found alive after two days in an abandoned, snake and mosquito-infested well, Florida driver pulled over on I-95 doing 107 mph..."late for my baber appointment in News Smyrna..."

ChatGPT and cell phone date used to arrest teen vandalism suspect after 17 vehichles were targeted, This is getting out of control: Man asks for advice on FaceBook after encountering a tip jar at the desk of the receptionist at his Doctor's office, We gave you a heads up a while back and now it's about to be reality: The return of Chi-Chi's iconic Mexican chain