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Headline of the Week contender #6: Rubbing, Licking and photgraphing feet; Fresno man arrested in Oregon, Review of previous contenders and then listener voting tocrown this week's champ, Urine from music festival toilets is fertalizing new biodiverse forest with odor-free nutrients

Everything from a doctor taking out the wrong body part (AGAIN) to the low life who injured 9 kids by slamming into their school bus and then fleeing is covered in this week's The Good, The Bad and The Ugly' news recap

North Texas fisherman thought he caught a catfish...he reeled in an alligator and a surprise citation instead, 2032 Olympic Games organizers not weighing alternatives to crocodile habitat for rowing, Airline adding bunk beds for economy class travelers on its longest routes

Do or die for The Orlando Magic tonight as they hope to make the playoffs if they can pull out a home victory against Charlotte, NBA and NHL playoffs both start on Saturday, Tampa Bay Lightning will be home as they beging their first round series Sunday against Montreal, More in this morning's 'Sports Page'

Retired porn star Asia Carrera passes Texas Bar to become attorney, Ohio police were called to do a welfare check on a 91-yr-old woman and find her 'in the zone' playing video games trying to top her high score, Man spends eight years with metal chopstick stuck in his throat

Fire department sergeant in his 40's was suspended for making employees play board games...that he had created, Pilots 'making animal noises' aggravate air traffic controllers, Popular New York City SantaCon charity turned out to be more 'con' than charity

A marijuana breathalyzer is one step closer to being a thing, Mark Zuckerberg is creating an AI clone of himself, Apple is working on their own smart glasses, Jury finds Live Nation acted as a monopoly and overcharged ticket buyers, and plenty more to discuss in this week's 'Tech It Out

Chevron executive offers incredibly insightful advice in dealing with current gas prices, Woman's chronic cough was due to a nose piercing that got lodged in her lungs, Driver who killed jogger in 2025 is suing victom's family for 'emotional injuries', 14 shots of tequila later, cruise passenger wins damages from Carnival

Orlando Magic lose at Philly, will have to win when they host Charlotte Friday night to secure playoff birth, Golden State eliminated the LA Clippers in the other Play-In game last night...GS travels to Phoenix Fiday to face Suns for final playoff slot in the west, LIV Golf may have trouble in its future as Saudis say they will pull financial backing after this year, Orlando City grabs 1-0 win against FC Naples in U.S. Open Cup match, more in today's 'Sports Page'

Seattle prepares for World Cup and removes 5 million pounds of trash and 600K needles from public spaces, Headline of the Week contender #5: Man exposed buttocks to employees while standing on fast-food counter, A Facebook post helped track down a 63-yr-ol Eustis man who was driving around masturbating because he "gets horny" sometimes...

From the streets of Orlando's Parramore neighborhood to the leader of The JRR Street Team, say hello to Parramore Brown. Class is in session at the school of hard knocks!!

Five Florida men use magnets to steal diesel...yes this is possible...in theory, Headline of the Week contender #4: Brooklyn rapper with hot new song shot to death by stepson in clash over smoking, Not to be outdone, 'Beaver suspected of attempted wood theft from Alberta business

He's a man with a plan...to help YOU with some of life's biggest challenges: THEE 'World-Renowned Life Coach' LCTB in the house. Feel his greatness...

Man drowns in Colorado River trying to retrieve hat that blew away, Florida Woman claimed driving 123 mph was OK because she was driving 'a Supra', Tennessee bill could let companies off the hook for abandoned shopping carts

Last second block in OT sends Hornets past Heat in NBA Play-In action, Portland topped Phoenix in the nightcap, Tonight it will be Orlando at Philly and Golden State at LA Clippers, Tampa Bay Lightning conclude regular season schedule tonigh at home vs. The Rangers, More in today's Sports Page with Bianchi

Texas man fires shots at bar after his credit card was declined, 'Pigs Evaded' biker who tallied number of cop escapes caught by Louisiana Troopers, With protein being all the rage, any surprise we now have a cereal called 'Meaties'...$14 a box

Rock & Roll Hall of Fame has announced class of 2026 and some surprises!! Iron Maiden, Phil Collins, Oasis, Billy Idol all going in...we'll discuss that and all of the latest with this week's 'Rock News'

Colombia is going to start killing the hippos linked to the late drug lord Pablo Escobar, French cement maker Lafarge found guilty of financing ISIS operations in Syria, Indian bus driver fired after video surfaces of him operating bus with woman sitting on his lap

A man punched his coworker in the face "one minute" afterclocking in, Oswego, NY couple had brass knuckles at street fight outside elementary school, Meanwhile, another update NY situation with a man in a cow costume accused of attempting to stab family member

NBA Play-in games begin tonight with Miami at Charlotte and Portland travels to Phoenix, Dick Vitale announces 5th cancer diagnosis, Lightning beat Red Wings 4-3 in OT as NHL regular season winds down, more in today's Sports Page...

Man just released from prison steals semi-truck loaded with $1.25M worth of Corvettes because he "needed a ride home", Headline of the Week contender #2 actually has to do with #2: Crisis of the bowles: bremerton burglary call turned out be just a 'crappy situation', Food delivery driver says she gets bigger tips by including pictures of her feet

Ugandan Army General Muhoozi demands one billion dollars and a wife from Turkey, Headline of the Week contender number 1: PA dad injured after accidentally dropping pipe bomb he made toentertain guests, Brit paid to drink 10 pints a day 'bought a house' from his constant boozing

Florida woman charged with buying 10 cars in 8 days by claiming she earned $180K a MONTH as a restareant manager, You can have a college football mascot at your wedding...some arfe cheaper than others, The baltimore Orioles had some dude WHISTLE the National Antem on Saturday night

Rory McIlroy wins Masters, first to repeat since Tiger Woods, Orlando Magic lose final regular season game to Boston..they now fall to an 8th seed and will be on the road for a paly-in game against Philly on Wednesday, Orlando City 1-1 drw at Columbus, Ty Gibbs wins his first NASCAR Cup Series race at Bristol, Orlando Storm remain undefeated after 29-27 OT victory at Louisville, more in today's Sports Page with Mike Bianchi

Looks like Britney Spears voluntarily entered rehab yesterday, just over a month after she got a DUI, Florida Woman wents nuts in a St. Peterrburg Subway after discovering there were peppers on her sandwich, Deputy allegedly caught scrolling on dating app during SWAT standoff and just feet away from armed suspect

Headline of the Week contender #6: Swindler blew grieving family's cash on $3000 birthday bash and horse semen, Review of previous HOTW candidates and then listener voting to decide winner, 'Sad' betta fish that was living in a pet store cup makes incredible transition once adopted and 'happy'

It's always a mixed bag as we look back on some of the big stories of the past week or so. Sure, there's always a lot of bad, nasty stuff, but we always end with some some good news stories to send you into the weekend

Taylor Momsen got bit again while on tour with AC/DC...this time it was a venomous spider in Mexico, Money man Peter Thiel is betting big on solar-powered cow collars, Indian street vendor beheads truck driver after argument...attacker is then killed by public with sticks and bricks

Sam Burns and Rory Mcilroy tied for lead after first round of The Masters, Lightning lose 2-1 at Montreal and drop to third in Atlantic, NASCAR heads to Bristol and plenty more to discuss in this morning's 'Sports Page' with Mike Bianchi

The manager of an alcohol-free bar was arrested for DUI, Woman's 'biogogically implausible' infection led her to sneeze 'worms' out of her nose, Diddy's lawyers were in court yesterday arguing for his release saying his freak-offs were actually Constituionally-protected amateur porn

Oh great, there's a new mysterious seafood virus that is causing eye disease and blindness, California man arrested after demanding $55 in gas and refusing to pay because money as a "unit of payment is not real", TikTok is now home to something called 'Scientology Runs' and is bound to not end well...

Anthropic reveals new AI that is "too powerful to release", Central Florida high school to deploy drones designed to stop school shooters mid-attack, Samsung is discontinuing its texting app and directing current users to Google Messages, more science & technology news in this week's 'Tech It Out'

As The Masters golf tournament gets underway today, some guy thought it would be funny to call the club and try to book a tee time, Headline of the Week contender #5: Pastor charged with mansalughter after man drowns during baptism ceremony, So CNN tried to prematurely kill off Michael J. Fox yesterday

Magic extend win streak to 4 games after 132-120 victory over Minnesota, Preview of this year's Master's Golf Tournament, Tampa Bay Lightning road trip continues with critical game at Montreal tonight, more in today's 'Sports Page' with Mike Bianchi

NY man arrested after reckless driving and nude dancing spree in Florida Keys, Disgruntled employee is the main suspect in toilet paper warehouse fire in California, Man who has the nickname 'Stumpy' after having four inches of his penis removed becomes a father

From the streets of Orlando's Parramore neighborhood, to the leader of The JRR Street Team, it's Parramore Brown with his unique takes on a lot of things pulled from his "Diary of a Black Man'...

Walmart makes move over the ever-increasing price of Doritos, Headline of the Week Contender #4: Man inherits 500 lawnmpwers and is now 'spoiled for choice' when cutting grass, New research shows that women only give birth on their backs as a convenience for men...

The man who who always has a plan and solution for life's biggest challenges...THEE 'World-Renowned Life Coach' LCTB is here and ready to help. We also heard he might have been rubbing elbows with some very famous types at The National Championship Game the other night...

Cape Coral man accused of using kayak in series of car burglaries, Two tourists in Florida face felony charges after strapping dead alligator to roof rack and driving across Central Florida. Border Security Forces in India propose controversial anake and crocodile idea for Bangledesh Border Policy

Lightning fall at Ottawa 4-2...still in tie for first in Atlantic with 4 regular season games remaining, Magic home tonight against Minnesota as they get down to final 3 regular season games and look to secure playoff seed, more in today's 'Sports Page' with Bianchi

Update on the South Florida attempted hip-hop homicide at Hard Rock: Police say Lil Tjay's associate shot Offset, Judgein Oregon says she is too busy running for reelection to oversee cases, Headline of the Week contender #3: Cheerleading trailblazer Jeff Webb dies at 76 after pickleball accident, Congressional Black Caucus Scholarship sued for excluding white applicants

Rock Hall fan voting is over: New Edition in top spot followed by Phil Collins...final cut will be announced April 13 during American Idol, Woman has been charged with stalking Ghost singer Tobias Forge, Helmet's Page Hamilton says he has finally quit drinking and "It's been a real Godsend", more in this week's 'Rock News..."

Toddler injured by wolf after crawling under fence at Hersheypark's zoo...police says parents were on their phones, Headline of the Week contender #2: Family finds human skull in Long Beach during Easter Egg Hunt,Retired matador killed by bull ahead of bullfight in southern Spain

Offset was shot outside Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, FL last night, New study shows that people who undergo rapid weight loss using new weight loss drugs are twice as likely to divorce, Tennessee school board member learns that it might not be the best idea to say "God, you're hot" to a female high school student during meeting

Michigan tops UConn to win Men's College Basketball National Championship 69-63, Magic extend win streak and beat Pistons 123-107, Lightning lose on the road to Buffalo 4-2 to create log jam in Atlantic Division, more in today's 'Sports Page' with Mike Bianchi

Company called 'Oddbird' makes "dealcoholized champagne' that sells for $100 a bottle...and there's a waiting list, Woman arrested for stabbing man in the back of the head with a toothbrush, Man arrested in McDonald's robbery near UCF campus over demand for "free cookies"

Sting operation from Vancouver police catches alleged Pokemon card thief who used bear spray, Scientists tracking microplastic pollution just realized they have contaiminated their studies with their own lab gloves, Dutch politician asked to step down by her party after denying use of AI-enhanced official candidate photoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sting operation from Vancouver police catches alleged Pokemon card thief who used bear spray, Scientists tracking microplastic pollution just realized they have contaiminated their studies with their own lab gloves, Dutch politician asked to step down by her party after denying use of AI-enhanced official candidate photo

New Jersey transit manager admits stealing $1.3 million in cellphones to fund vacations, Florida Woman also provides Headline of the Week contender #1: Florida woman trying to rekindle marraiage accused of torching husband's home, Looks like Chick-fil-A fired an entire crew for focusing on breasts that were not being served on sandwiches...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

New Jersey transit manager admits stealing $1.3 million in cellphones to fund vacations, Florida Woman also provides Headline of the Week contender #1: Florida woman trying to rekindle marraiage accused of torching husband's home, Looks like Chick-fil-A fired an entire crew for focusing on breasts that were not being served on sandwiches...

UCLA dominate South Carolina to win Women's College Basketball National Championship 79-51, UCONN-MICHIGAN face off tonight for men's title, Good weekend for The Orlando Magic with wins on Friday and Sunday, Lightning lock up playoff spot with win over Boston on Saturday, more in today's 'Sports Page' with Mike BianchiSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.