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Headline of the Week contender #5: Pit Porn is one of the most requested fetishes of the year...the saltier, the better, Headline of the Week review and then listener voting, Martha Stewart says she has been hit by lightning 3 times, oh, and she would like to be composted in her backyard when she dies

Update: After 6 days, police recover a stolen and swalloed Faberge' pendant as it "emerges" from suspect, A 73-year-old man tried to "buy a baby" during a Louisiana auction, So, a baby seal walks into a bar in New Zealand...*pet-friendly bar scores bous points

Lions beat Cowboys 44-30 to open week 14 of The NFL season, Preview of key Sunday games and a glimpse at Conference Chapionship weekend in College Football, Lightning fall at home 4-3 against Penguins, Magic back in action tonight vs Heat and the final race of the F1 season from Abu Dhabi will determine driver championship between Norris, Piastri and Verstappen...

Baltimore paramedic under investigation for allegedly masturbating, urinating in firehouse's on gear and personal belongings of firefighters, Hate the sound of the dental drill? You are not alone and science is working towards a fix, Police receive multiple reports of "anti-Santa Claus" signs along Christmas parade route in Canada

Small town outside of Pittsburgh discover that its only public works employee can't operate a snowplow...after first big snowfall of season, Taliban makes 13-year-old boy execute convicted murderer in stadium spectacle attended by 80,000, Huny for Malaysia Airlines flight 370 to resume 11 years after plane vanished...

Sweat could soon replace blood tests, Your work phone may very well be spying on you, Digital Burnout number has risen to 63%, James Cameron wants to make a new 'Terminator' movie but is running up against a stumbling block...more of the latest science and technology news in today's 'Tech it Out'...

Man in Daytona Beach has doormat that says "Come Back with a Warrant"...Police honored that request, John Popper from Blues Traveler would like us to know he got married last year...to a woman he "stole" from Ron Jeremy at a nudist coloby 20 years ago, Philadelphia police investigating after thieves stole personal items from firefighters battling deadly blaze

Man tried to "rescue" a wild injured raccoon by driving it to a nature center...wild raccoon bites man in face and hands...wild raccoon also had rabies, 500 teens show up at school board member's house party after social media leak, Florida family says DoorDash driver dropped chicken wing on ground, put it back in the box and then licked his fingers during delivery

Magic fall to San Antonio 114-112 as Franz Wagner's last-second layup was blocked, Clippers part ways with Chris Paul, Kiffin, Ole Miss AD, players have differing accounts of how exit went down, Dallas visits Detroit to begin week 14 in The NFL, more in today's 'Sports Page' with Mike Bianchi

New Zealand man accused of eating Faberge pendant inspired by Bond movie as police 'wait' for evidence, Japanese town is suing one of its residents for being a jerk, 48-hour dodgeball game sets record, raises money for charity, all without devastating any overly sensative snowflake types...

Need some help, inspiration or encouragement in life? Yeah, we have a 'Life Coach' ready to assist!! The 'World-Renowned' LCTB is at your service...

Yankee Candle company announces layoffs and is closing 20 stores, Ocean Spray is investigating after videos emerge over Thanksgiving of customers opening cans of cranberry sauce and only getting water, Headline of the Week contender #4: Raccoon found passed out in bathroom of ABC Liquor Store in Virginia after breaking in and ransacking shelves

The new College Football Playoff rankings released...who's in and who is hoping to get in ahead of final poll that comes out Sunday at noon? The Tampa Bay Lightning fall 2-1 on the road to The Islanders and 7-game win streak is over, more in today's 'Sports Page' with Mike Bianchi

Bar in Idaho is offering free beer to anyone who reports illegal migrants to ICE, Headline of the Week contender #3: 81-year-old wins 'Best Technique' at San Francisco lesbian pie-eating contest, Keys Creatures busted for having a threesome in the parking lot of The Winn Dixie store on Marathon Key

There's new Guns 'N Roses music coming soon as the band announces US tour dates for 2026, Ace Frehley's final resting place revealed, Liam Gallagher is back on the wagon after relapsing on Oasis tour, Radiohead shatters Metallica's O2 attendance record and more in this week's Rock News on JRR...

Pakistan facing criticism after sneding relief supplies to Sri Lanka following cyclone...many of the supplies were expired, 19-year old Brazilian who had dreams of being a lion tamer mauled to death after climbing into lion eclosure at zoo, Family in Atlanta is crediting their pet rabbit with saving them from house fire

'Florida Man' test drove a Cybertruck, kept it for two days and smashed it with a hammer...should we mention there's also landscaping rocks and mens underwear involved...Chinese man had a working cigarette lighter in his stomach for 30 years, Reindeer escapes Christmas event in England

Patroits move to 11-2 after MNF win over Giants 33-15, The Orlando Magic have won three in a row after taking care of The Chicago Bulls 125-120, The Tampa Bay Lightning will be looking to extend their win streak to eight tonight when they face The Islanders, more in today's Sports Page with Mike Bianchi...

Right off the bat today, Headline of the Week contender #2: 'Kinki Kelli' headed to jail for pee spree, And it looks like we have a theme for our first Idiotology: HR director in France arrested after allegedly drugging female applicants in effort to get them to urinate during interviews, And in India, High-Speed train strikes cow on tracks...large part of cow sent airborne landing on a killing a man who was urinating out doors

Man is mauled by a bear while using public toilet in Japan, Headline of the Week contender #1: Bull sculpture will go next to home of widow whose husband died in cattle stampede, UK bar owner will not apologize for banning solo drinkers

Criminal Defense Attorney Ken Eulo of Smith & Eulo joins us in studio. Ken will answer your questions and offer insight on some of the high-profile criminal law-related stories that have been in the news this week...

21-year-old guy in Chicago ended a Thanksgiving fight by setting fire to his family's house, Meanwhile, in New Jersey, Family's large Thanksgiving spread on table came crashing down just as thanks was being given...Man arrested for breaking into family's apartment, unwrapping Christmas gifts,sleeping on couch and refusing to leave

Overreaction football Monday: Recap and discussion of the key college and pro football games from over the long holiday weekend, Lane Kiffin decides to move on from Ole Miss and heads to LSU, Florida has hired a new head football coach and plenty more to cover in today's 'Sports Page' with Mike Bianchi

Police say man broke into Circle K and stole only beef sticks, Four Marion County firefighters arrested for violently hazing a coworker...pants removal, spanking and waterboarding trifecta in play, Campbell's Soup Company fires executive wh o was recorded saying company;s products are for 'poor people'

Headline of the Week contender #5: Man undergoes surgery after ceramic cup gets stuck up his bottom by "accident"...Review of previous 4 contenders and then your votes to determine HOTW, Bath & Body Works has made a NYC Subway platform smell "like Christmas"

Yeah, we may be getting into the holiday season, but The Good, The Bad and The Ugly news stories continue to churn, we'll recap some of the national and local attention grabbers from this past week...

Carrie Underwood has an awesome suggestion if you're sick and tired of hearing your kids say "6-7" for no reason...Could GARLIC mouthwash be the key to fresh breath? New study seems to indicate that...Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd has play-by-play on "buck nekkid" Florida Man walking down street in 36-degree weather

Texans defense dominated to beat Bills to open week 12 in the NFL, Magic run away from Clippers in rout, Lightning top Oilers in OT 2-1, Preview of the key college and pro football games and more with Mike Bianch in today's Sports Page

Bald Eagle drops cat through North Carolina woman's windshield, Louisiana hunter exits deer stand and gets bitten by an alligator, New York woman's afro is certified as the world's largest...6 feet 2.87 inches in circumference...

Owl partially covered in concrete is cleaned up and recovering after rescue in Utah, Arrest mad in cold case from 1991 thanks to student investigators, Coffee topped with powdered cockroach...bizarre new brew and I'm really glad I don't drink coffee

"Smart" earrings are now a thing, Big internet outage this week after a Cloudflare update went sideways, Elon Musk isamong those who think object set to fly by earth could be alien in nature and more in this week's 'Tech it Out'...

Dutch turbine engineer tried to turn wind into crypto, We live in Florida, so it may be good to know: Can iguana poop make you sick? Young seal outsmarts a pod of killer whales by seeking refuge on boat

Browns rookie quarterback Shedeur Sanders will make his first NFL start against the Raiders, Bills-Texans tonight as we beging NFL week 12, Magic host Clippers tonight, Lightning home against Edmonton and more in today's Sports Page with Mike Bianchi

Update: Business that had planned to let man who murdered his wife play Santa has come to their senses, Headline of the Week contender #4: UnitedHealth is dropping a million seniors from Medicare Advantage as it aims to restore its "swagger", Canadian band 'The New Pornographers' to keep name after drummers arrest for possession of child pornography

Denver officials defend decision to pour bleach on unlicensed taco vendor's food, Family charged $8K for rent at senior living facility after their father's death, 12,000-year-old artifcat depicts a goose having sex with a woman, Massive pythin crashes through family's ceiling and dangles wiggles in bathroom...

The man has an uncanny ability when it comes to providing guidance concerning all things 'life'...He is the 'World-Renowned Life Coach' LCTB and he's here to help you!

Heinz has partnered with Walmart to sell squeezable gravy called 'Leftover Gravy', Dolly Parton has a new business venture: Truck stops, This story has a lot going on: Escaped goat named 'Smokey' a dude named 'Juniper Star' and a business named 'The Psychedelic Healing Shack' run by 'Dr. Bob'

New College Football Playoff rankings released, top 3 unchanged, Magic top Warriors 121-113, Lightning hand Devils 5-1 loss, NFL upholds Chase's 1-game suspension for spitting and more in today's Sports Page with Mike Bianchi

Burglar ate a slice of birthday cake after breaking into home, Plans for a Friday night threesome in Florida fizzled and then fists flew, 27-year-old guy in Illinois arrested after waving a gun around because he thought women would find it sexy...

Soundgarden hints at release of some stuff from their archives in 2026, Sharon Osbourne responds to former Sabbath manager Jim Simpson on his intention to release demo tapes from pre-Sabbath days, more in this week's Rock News...

New Jersey couple score $3 Million lottery prize 6 months after a $1M winner...KFC wants you to eat chicken for Thanksgiving and is selling 'gravy flights' as part of the meal, If you have ever wondered if some random dude could carry 7 bowling balls while riding a unicycle, wonder more...

10-year-old stole his mom's car and in the process ended up getting his dad arrested, Australian inmate sues over 'human right' to eat Vegemite, National dental Centre photographer assigned to capture patient's jaws shot over 600 chest photo's instead (and that would be Headline of the Week candidate #3

Cowboys top Raiders 33-16 in Monday Night Football, James Franklin will be next Virginia Tech Head Football Coach, Magic home onight against Golden State, Lightning face red hot Devils in Tampa tonight, more in today's Sports Page with Mike Bianchi

Passenger found with meat cleaver on plane at Portland airport, In other airline news, pilot of JetBlue flight from Boston to Tampa turned the plane around after passenger hit vape pen with weed in restroom, Man who cryogenically froze his wife faces backlash after finding new love years later

Supermarket chain asks customers to bring in pennies and offers double their value in gift cards, Headline of the Week contender #2: Penis-swinging duo branded 'pair of idiots' after naked garden antics, Colorado's 'Backcountry Search and Rescue' fee just increasedby 400%...to $1.25

Criminal Defense Attorney Ken Eulo from Smith & Eulo is here to answer your criminal law questions and we'll also delve into some of the current high-profile criminal law-related stories in the news

Frito-Lay is releasing 4 new 'clear' Doritos and Cheetos products, 22-yr-old man fights for life after swallowing whole burger without chewing it 'for a joke', Fight over price-per-pound of turkey at a Food Lion in NC ends with 2 customers trading blows and then shooting

Sunday Night Football: Eagles top Lions 16-9 and all that is 'Overreaction Football Monday...Magic fall on OT to Rockets, Lightning beat rival Panthers Saurday, then get crushed by Vancouver on Sunday, more in today's Sports Page with Mike Bianchi

Headline of the Week contender #1: Man charged with smuggling heavily sedated parakeets in his pants at US-Mexico border, Kim and Khloe Kardashian had a pajama party with Britney Spears, Man receives another DUI after crashing vehicle while trying to urinate into empty beer can

Final Headline of the Week contender: 9 suspects emerge from clown car of crime to robvape shop, Headline of the week contender review and voting, Russian man facing jail after staging and reporting carjacking to avoid going shopping with his wife

An overview of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly side of this past week's news that sometimes just stops you in your tracks...