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Headline of the Week contender #5: You can now get paid 5000 yen for your poop in Japan, but only if your poop is good enough, Jewelry store manager busted for stealing jewelry when she posts vacation photos of herself wearing said stolen jewelry, Bear on runway forces airport to cancel flights: "We're in a stalemate"
Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Newsmakers of the week
Teen DOGE staffer 'Big Balls' has gone to work for the Social Security Administration, Washington parent somehow accidentally packed a gun inside their child's lunchbox before sending him off to daycare, Bride and groom played Rock, Paper, Scissors at altar to decide last name
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Stare of Michigan can't collect air quality data in Flint because someone stole the equipment, I-45 in Texas is closed after a hours-long standoff between police and an armed woman sitting in a lawn chair in the travel lanes, Sharing ex's nudes with her employer was in 'public interest' according to Canadian court, NYC public swimming pools or toilets?
We've got a guy in Alabama that robbed a convenience store in a Scooby-Doo costume, Ohio woman loses cable and internet for an unusual reason: Shotgun blasts, 2 bears escape wildlife park enclosure, devour a 7-day supply of honey, then fall asleep
Man believed to be on mushrooms during highway crash that seriously hurt worker has a names that sounds like a guy who would be on mushrooms, What the hell is going on at the Jersey Shore...yesterday we had a swimmer stabbed by a needlefish, today it's a lifeguard impaled by a 6-foot umbrella, Cop may lose his job for farting in a coworker's face
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Broward county gas station clerk shot customer during spat 'over the price of beer', Police say man beat elderly wife after she confronted him for not showering 'for two months', Headline of the Week contender #4: Armenian Prime Minister offers to show his penis to head of church
Man arrested for stealing $10,000 worth of Nintendo Switch games...from public libraries, A New Jersey swimmer was hospitalized after being stabbed in the leg by a needlefish, Headline of the Week contender #3: Loose chicken rescued from Buffalo Wild Wings in Iowa
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Naked, mud-covered Florida Man arrested after vandalizing van in Osteen, Headline of the Week contender #2: Confusion as giant sausage discovered at Coventry nightclub, Speaking of sausage, Anthony Weiner's latest attempt at political comeback fails
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Soccer fan from Argentina was so intent on travelling to watch team compete in Club World Cup games, he committed insurance fraud to get money, Chinese hotel told 'wake-up service' of red pandas climbing onto guest beds must stop, 'The Best Place in the World to have Herpes' award goes to New Zealand
Thurston County in Washington announces marriage license price hike to help pay for an issue often tied to marriage, 'Old People Smell' is a real thing and it can apparently be 'cured' with mushrooms, New mark set for 'World's Largest Cheese Tasting' and I think this is a record we could break with your help!!
California man working for 'Results Radio' made his first court appearance after stabbing a coworker, Man tries to get dog out of locked park bathroom and gets stuck in chimney...must be a really nice bathroom if it has a fireplace, So a good chunk of the United States is experiencing a severe 'heat dome'...time to break out the milk
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
The European Academy for Neurology claims that frequent nightmares triple risk of early death and accelerate aging, Florida Man breaks into vacant home to avoid going home to his angry wife, Here we go again with another Fear Factor reboot and Fox has recruited Johnny Knoxville to host
Lightning may never strike the same place twice, but it DID strike 4 people in 24 hours, Headline of the Week contender #1: Barnsley Bar's hours extended despite 'breast jiggling' incident, We're you be shocked that police in Portland, Oregon are searching for an armed suspect named Loony Toon?
It happened again: Hiking edition featuring a large bear and a 2600=foot ravine, A new startup that helps people use A.I. to 'cheat on everything' has raised another $15 million, Colorado lawyer accidentally calls judge 'honey' during oral argument and he completely lost his train of thought
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Beekeeper in Spain (who appears to have been drinking) releases bees on police during traffic stop, Over 50 people have applied to adopt 'Hendrix', a foul-mouthed parrot that tosses out all sorts of slurs and cuss words, The five states most addicted to OnlyFans
'Roast Master' Jeff Ross got roasted by his oncologist, Iowa woman charged for burning stolen American flags...it should be noted she was pants-less at the time, Minnesota's Hormel is suing Wisconsin's Johnsonville over stolen trade secrets, New Orleans police say shoplifting suspect stabbed himself to death during chase
There's a 'beer exchange bar' where prices fluctuate according to demand, Longest-running fraternity at UNC-Chapel Hill shut down for misconduct, A study found that more people would recycle if it was made into some sort of lottery with prizes, Czech fake dentist gave root canals after reading online instructions
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier proposes new ICE detention center dubbed 'Alligator Alcatraz', Singer dies after nose and boob job...she had apparently taken her surgeon out drinking the night before, Former UK nurse has found a new lucrative career writing erotic fiction
Headline of the week voting with a late entry involving human remains found stored in jars, You jerk stole a Nebraska family's vacation fund: $3000 worth of quarters, The United States is eliminating its recommendation to limit alcohol to one or two drinks per day
The Ghana Drunkard Association threatens to protest unless the government lowers alcohol prices, Toronto school bus driver seen in vehicle with 'Lolita's Line' sign in bus window is removed from route...oh, and we haven't even got into how he was dressed, 3 hurt, 1 seriously after large 'I Love Tacos' sign falls at festival
Mike is a sports columnist for the Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Man suffers heavy metal poisoning after drinking from a thermos for a decade, Florida Man starts roadway gunfight because victims were '2 big guys' in a 'bigger truck', Porn star Abellla Danger throws shade on OnlyFans sexpots Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips..."circus acts"
Willie Nelson says that he no longer smokes pot..."My lungs have already said don't do that...", Lay's announces winner of the 'Do Us a Flavor' chip competition: Bacon grilled cheese, 6-foot alligator spotted lurking outside motel room...in Virginia
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Man finds out he was married without his knowledge, ex-girlfriend is arrested and takes 'stalking' to a whole new level, New law in Ireland requires all adults to be organ donors when they die, Netflix is in the early stages of developing a reboot of 'Land of the Lost'
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Liquid Death sold 10 iced tea cans that contain Ozzy Osbourne's DNA...for $450 each, Postal worker in Scotland admits murdering and beheading his girlfriend and then texting her mother pretending to be her, Psychopaths are most likely to be found in these 4 states...
Man arrested for robbery claims that his victim was a werewolf, Florida Man has dialed 911 16,000 times and 647 of those were on one of his neighbors, Canadian family challenges estate of deceased 84-year-old woman after she left $1M to a male escort
Headline of the Week contender #3 has to do with #2: Billionaire island where Jeff Bezos lives lobbies state government to flush its poop down neighbor town's pipes, Scientist claims to have 'settled' the over-under debate on toilet paper once and for all, Why are there dryer sheets in my mailbox?
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Miami man accused of shooting his dad on Father's Day weekend, Tequila-marinated turkey causes oven mishap in Madison, Wisconsin, Joey Chestnut has announced that he will indeed be participating in The Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest in Coney Island having not being permitted to participate last year
Men hit by lightning plucked from mountain in record-high Colorado helicopter rescue, Headline of the week contender #2: Charges dismissed against RV workers accused of putting live cats in trash compactor in part because of a clerical error, Darwin award for man who is dead after getting drunk, trying to drive a snowmobile (with no snow present) and then crashing into a tree at 2:15 in the morning
Visitors to Kings Island amusement park in Ohio are warned to keep mouths closed on rides because of cicadas, School fight: A 4th grade punch is avenged at age 62 and results in lost teeth, Insane Clown Posse accidentally headlines Bonnaroo after rain forces remainder of festival to be canceled
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Pennsylvania man accused of blowing up a casino toilet, German politician strips naked and calls on 'open-minded' citizens to join him on trip to swinger's hotspot, Headline of the week contender 1: 'Didn't even wipe': Man defecates on camera in Detroit show store
Final headline of the week contender: Police in China arrest female authors of homosexual novels in crackdown on 'boys love' fiction genre, Truck filled with barrels of blue crabs overturned on I-64 in Virginia and suddenly crabs everywhere, UN report says 'tree planting' could be making climate change worse
Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week
Ann Arbor, Michigan residents upset over city's decision to kill the beavers on the city-owned golf course, Headline of the week contender: Family Dollar employee arrested for shooting thief in the butt, Some wise asses thought it would be funny to switch the male/female signs at a public spa and bath house
Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game
Police say man on top of Mobile gas station with machetethre urine and injured an officer, Boston man was released on personal recognizance after being charged with assault and battery causing serious bodily harm, assault and battery with a dangerous weapon (a brick), and malicious destruction of property exceeding $1200, Four people have been charged in a break-in at a Canadian adult boutique..."a lot of items geared toward female self-pleasure have not been recovered'