Natural Toonie

The Surviving Hotties and Dungeon Master Alex Smith give a little recap of the first season of our campaign! Have you missed the show so far, but want to jump in now? Listen to this episode for some context! Are you just looking to refresh your memory after Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! WE HAVE MERCH NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/natural-toonie Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

The Task Force splits up into two teams! The first team, led by Rick, head over to Eva's windmill to help fight off a horde of stinky plant zombies! The second team, led by Sadie, escort traveling chef Oregane (played by special guest Liz Nyveen from October Jones & Fish With Legs!) and a shipment of sapphires down to the Ten Mile Lake Food Festival- the very same festival where John died forty years ago! Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! WE HAVE MERCH NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/natural-toonie Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

The Surviving Hotties continue their conflict with Her Majesty The Queen Peace Be Upon Her Do Not Speak Her Name. Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! WE HAVE MERCH NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/natural-toonie Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

Sadie wakes up from her migraine nap and, after helping Big Mike choose a location for the new Library, heads down to join the rest of the gang in the Duergar Dungeon Power Hour! Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! WE HAVE MERCH NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/natural-toonie Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

The Surviving Hotties, finally reunited, make their way at last to the Queen's Inner Cloaca. Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! WE HAVE MERCH NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/natural-toonie Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

The Task Force takes on a wild new battle challenge in an underground arena below Sapphire Springs, to win cool prizes and bragging rights and whatnot! Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! WE HAVE MERCH NOW! www.teepublic.com/user/natural-toonie Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

Sabrika, Vorkath, and Randy Howarth the Knickknackist (played by special guest Justin Johnson) open more doors. Find more of Justin on Instagram @just.that.jazz and on TikTok @theofficialjustj, or pray to the lord of birds, breaker of chains, flyer of pigeons & feeder of other small-winged beasts for all your day-to-day bird god needs. Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! WE HAVE MERCH NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/natural-toonie Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

John has a crazy fever dream, then the Task Force head to Old Dirty Hank's pet shop to investigate a recent bird-napping. Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! WE HAVE MERCH NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/natural-toonie Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

Uriel and Pascale continue to search for Vorkath and Sabrika as they journey deeper into the Queen's citadel and discover something unprecedented in the royal kitchens. Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! WE HAVE MERCH NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/natural-toonie Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

The Task Force head over to Sapphire Springs Mall to meet up with Dr. Marshall Banting III, the creepy potion-seller, who sends them on a mission to collect herbs for his potion-making, but find trouble while foraging in the fields. Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! WE HAVE MERCH NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/natural-toonie Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

Sabrika, Vorkath, and Randy Howarth the Knickknackist (played by Justin Johnson) explore the brightly-lit halls of… whatever weird building they're in now in St John's, it's sort of hard to tell. There's definitely corgis, though. Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! WE HAVE MERCH NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/natural-toonie Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

The Task Force, well-rested after their fight with the Big Bird, give Big Mike a hand reconnecting with his estranged aunt! Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! WE HAVE MERCH NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/natural-toonie Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

Uriel and Pascale venture into the halls of the citadel in search of security to try and find out what happened to Vorkath, Sabrika, and Randy the Knickknackist, who I guess is a character now. Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! WE HAVE MERCH NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/natural-toonie Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

Welcome to St. John's, the city of Her Majesty the Queen peace be upon her never speak her name. We hope you enjoy your time here in the capital. Oh, and never mind the knickknackist. The Surviving Hotties finally arrive in St. John's for their audience with the Queen (peace be upon her etc) and things don't go quite as expected... Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! WE HAVE MERCH NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/natural-toonie Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

In the thrilling finale to our first season, the Task Force finally square off against The Big Bird and her henchbirds. This episode was sponsored by Artys! https://uprealdigital.com/artys/ Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! WE HAVE MERCH NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/natural-toonie Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

Support us on Indiegogo and get an NPC named after you! igg.me/at/upfordnetwork CW: This week's episode contains a storyline about a suicide cult. It's silly and cartoonish, but we also recognize that this might still be a hard one for some people to listen to. If you need to skip this one, we understand! Nothing of huge plot significance happens so you'll be ok! Also, if you struggle with suicidal thoughts & ideation, please know that we're always here to talk, and also, the Suicide Prevention Lifeline is very good: https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/ The Surviving Hotties investigate the Cave of Crabs and learn about a bizarre ritual called The Chowdering. Also, Pascale puts on an improv show? Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! WE HAVE MERCH NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/natural-toonie Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada

Support us on Indiegogo! igg.me/at/upfordnetwork The Task Force, joined by Zipr, an arrow-slinging Knight of Drak, make their way up the Icy Mountain to confront the Big Bird, and encounter a horrifying dwarf-eating monster on the trail. Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! WE HAVE MERCH NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/natural-toonie Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

Support us on Indiegogo! igg.me/at/upfordnetwork After reporting Chaz & Beth's misconduct to Rabbi Rabbie Bern, the Surviving Hotties head out toward St John's, before getting waylaid and investigating a trail of blood near a mysterious, crab-filled cave. This episode is not sponsored by Lexus- but hey Lexus baby hit us up if you want!! Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! NEW MERCH ON SALE NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/natural-toonie Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

Greg Schulz leads us through a wild game of All Outta Bubble Gum! Andy Sherman, Tom Zalatnai, and Becca Redden have to put a whole bunch of gum* in their mouths and chew it for the whole recording, so if you are somebody who hates Mouth Sounds, we're really, truly sorry** for this horrible thing we made. Enjoy the story of Dirk Doublemint, Mace Bottlecap, and Super Robo Lady, investigating a surplus of Beef in Turkeytown. *Tom bought Fruit Gummi by accident and was understandably mocked already but feel free to do Additional Mocking should you see fit. **We're not that sorry, frankly. We're so not-sorry, in fact, that Tom decided you should enjoy the FULL glory of all of the mouth sounds by having this audio more raw than usual and by omitting any backing tracks from this one, so that the only scoring happening is a score of 5 out of 5, because that's a gum, and because you'll think it's a super perfect episode when you hear all of the gross chewing noises in the background. Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! WE HAVE MERCH NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/natural-toonie Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound (usually) by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

The Task Force (and Grant) hop aboard their newly spruced-up ship and sail back to Sapphire Springs. While they're sailing, someone suggests a game of Truth or Dare. So… it's a bottle episode! We're doing a bottle episode! A BOTTLE EPISODE ON A SHIP! Also, a few of our heroes get some Cool Rad Tattoos from Magzar's brother, Hardgard. Donate to the Upford Network's Fundraiser! igg.me/at/upfordnetwork Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! WE HAVE MERCH NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/natural-toonie Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

Tom Zalatnai, David Hall, Andy Sherman, and Becca Redden share their process behind creating & roleplaying their characters on Natural Toonie! Donate to our Indiegogo campaign at igg.me/at/upfordnetwork Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! WE HAVE MERCH NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/natural-toonie Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada

The Task Force, finally reunited after their shipwreck, meet up with Rick's family in the Mapleaxe Stronghold, before heading into the woods to search for The Birdslayer, a powerful ancient weapon that might help them defeat the Big Bird once and for all. Here's a little throwback to the first time Tom & Kendalyn recorded a podcast together! https://soundcloud.com/up-for-discussion-podcast/146-getting-meat-drunk-with-genghis-khan-ft-kendalyn-aldridge Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! WE HAVE MERCH NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/natural-toonie Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

The Surviving Hotties finish their rousing game of Bee Honest with Orpah Quizbee before encountering Chaz and Beth, a pair of Fisherpeople who seem alarmingly cop-like (in that they're sorta bastards) Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! WE HAVE MERCH NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/natural-toonie Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

Ambrose and Sadie wake up in a jail cell in a strange swamp and are coerced into stealing something from a fancy party in a nearby mansion. Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! WE HAVE MERCH NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/natural-toonie Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada

The Surviving Hotties get the incomparable honour of being contestants on Bee Honest with Orpah Quizbee, Conception Bay's hottest new trivia game show/bee-themed board game! Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! WE HAVE MERCH NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/natural-toonie Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

Rick and Kysephyne wake up on a beach, separated from the rest of the Task Force, and encounter Rungus, the transport hare-turned thunder boar, atop a mysterious magical tower! Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! WE HAVE MERCH NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/natural-toonie Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com Support the Rad Child Podcast Kickstarter! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/radchildpodcast/rad-child-podcast-season-three If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

The Surviving Hotties, newly joined by Sea & Bag, their Flumph companions, make their way back to Conception Bay and are given the gift of a night on the town! Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! WE HAVE MERCH NOW! https://www.teepublic.com/user/natural-toonie Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

The Mafia! Ghosts! Cheese Recipes! Charity Soccer Games! Therapy! This episode's got it all. As a fun little bonus episode to kick off 2021, Tom Zalatnai enlists the aid of Greg Schulz, Andy Sherman, and Alex Smith to play test a new one-shot, GabaGhouls, loosely inspired by Grant Howitt's one-page RPG systems! If you want to play GabaGhouls, you can get a PDF of the game rules on our Patreon! Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

John, Cal, and Grant The Boat Boy wake up adrift on the lake, separated from the rest of the party, and, with the help of a friendly Merb'y, find their way to the underwater city of Nueva Mar, to look for a ride to the Border Mountains. Also, we were super caffeinated while recording this one, and you can telllllllllllll. TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OUR SUPER SPECIAL ANNIVERSARY PROMO BY PLEDGING AT LEAST TWO DOLLARS TO OUR PATREON BEFORE THE END OF THIS MONTH! Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

Take a good, hard look. The Task Force set sail for the Border Mountains to check in on Rick's childhood friend Magzar, the most recent victim of a big old icy blast from the Big Bird, but, of course, this is D&D, so they weren't just going to *sail there* with no problems whatsoever. IT'S BOAT TIME, SHAWTAY! TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OUR SUPER SPECIAL ANNIVERSARY PROMO BY PLEDGING AT LEAST TWO DOLLARS TO OUR PATREON BEFORE THE END OF THIS MONTH! Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

Have you ever had a really big Vorkath? The Fisherpeople, eager to head down to St John's and confront The Queen, stop to have a "friendly" sparring match with Fourth Lieutenant Iggz, looking to unlock Pascale's full draconic potential. TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OUR SUPER SPECIAL ANNIVERSARY PROMO BY PLEDGING AT LEAST TWO DOLLARS TO OUR PATREON BEFORE THE END OF THIS MONTH! BE LIKE SEBAG AND CASH IN YOUR POINTS TO DO MEAN THINGS TO US! FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY! Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

To celebrate our 1 year anniversary, we're running a special promo on Patreon! You can help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! For the whole month of December, you get 5x the usual number of points! That means things that normally cost $100 only cost $20! Things that normally cost $20 only cost... $4! Please consider supporting us! Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada

The Task Force head over to Eva's Windmill to (finally) repair the damage from their battle with the Manticores, only to be interrupted by a graverobbing Nagpa and… one of Sadie's Maybe-Dads? Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

The Surviving Hotties venture deeper into the desert, looking for Cormac, only to be reunited with the Knights of Drak and Pascale's… husband?! Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

John and Cal lead the Task Force on a top secret heist mission into the Fairy Forest, to steal magic items from the Gnomes and investigate reports of a suspicious robot rehabilitation centre. Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

The Surviving Hotties take a brief rest at the Foot Of The Forest before heading out to search for Pascale's missing boyfriend, Cormac Carmoosle, in the sprawling deserts North of Conception Bay. Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

Rick, Sadie, Kysephyne, and Ambrose head deep into the Fairy Forest to hunt for Flail Snail Shells, to help Seedmore, the aggressively handsome plant salesman, build a new greenhouse. GO LISTEN TO DEATH TO ALL KINGS! https://duckspeak.bandcamp.com/ Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

Happy Halloween! For this year's Spooky Non-Canon Halloween Crossover episode, Tom Zalatnai DM's a candy-collecting dungeon-crawl through a SPOOKY ORPHANAGE! Starring Andy Sherman as Uriel "Definitely Not Superman" Dawnbringer, David Flamm as Caldur "the Cowardly Lion" the Kenku, David Hall as Vorkath "Sleighrider" Barrencrop, and Lizzy Ten-Hove as Sadie "Holmes" MacOurlick! GO LISTEN TO DEATH TO ALL KINGS! https://duckspeak.bandcamp.com/ Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

The Task Force head out to investigate a paranormal disturbance at Sapphire Springs Mall, accompanied by teenage vandal Leelo Snofleg (special guest Tuong La from the Podcavern!) Listen to Tom, Damian, Kendalyn, and Tuong talkin BBQ! https://www.podcavern.com/91-top-5-foods-for-a-backyard-bbq-party/ Check out the Podcavern! https://www.podcavern.com/ Check out the Making Box! https://www.themakingbox.ca/ GO LISTEN TO DEATH TO ALL KINGS! https://duckspeak.bandcamp.com/ Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

The Task Force, accompanied by liability & investment consultant Clark Peterman (special guest Andrew Henderson), head into town to help an aging hippie reopen his record shop. Check out Debate This! https://www.debatethiscast.com/ GO LISTEN TO DEATH TO ALL KINGS! https://duckspeak.bandcamp.com/ Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

The Task Force return to Sapphire Springs and urge Big Mike to make peace with the gnomes of the Fairy Forest. Also, this episode is 90% Corn jokes. You've been corned. I mean warned. GO LISTEN TO DEATH TO ALL KINGS! https://duckspeak.bandcamp.com/ Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! Follow us on Twitter @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

The Task Force rush over to The Hard Day's Night, Sadie's mom's Bed & Breakfast, only to find it under attack by a bunch of Ogres in clown makeup! Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! Follow us on Twitter @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

In this edition of Tales From The ToonieVerse, David Hall leads Tom Zalatnai, Andy Sherman, and Becca Redden through a Kobold Endeavour (by Grant Howitt)- join us as we hear about the perilous adventures of weapon salesperson Thol Jensen, birdwatcher Loud Danny, and magical bartender Garbonza, three little Kobolds with big dreams of even bigger treasures. Also, a fun fact, this was the first thing we ever recorded remotely, at the very beginning of the Covid-19 quarantine, before we figured out how remote setups work! Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! Follow us on Twitter @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

The Task Force heads down to the UnderToe, frankly just a different section of the mines with less Sapphires and more, like, rocks and things, to investigate a recent report of Too Many Rats. Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! Follow us on Twitter @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

The Task Force bring a shipment of Sapphires to the docks, and encounter a gang of orc pirates, who challenge them to a hockey match, as a form of hostage negotiation, I guess? Yeah. That sounds about right. Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! Follow us on Twitter @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

The Task Force rushes over to Windmill Hill to enlist the aid of Eva, the Tortle Midwife, to help deliver Big Mike & Braelynn's baby! Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! Follow us on Twitter @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

The Surviving Hotties face off against Reginald Ottoman V, and, honestly, anything more we could possibly tell you in this episode description would be a massive spoiler, so, like, just give 'er a listen, wouldja?! Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! Follow us on Twitter @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

Rick, Ambrose, and John meet Big Mike's brother, Gordon, high priest of the Duergar, and set off rebuilding Town Hall and the underground community centre to help them find a place to live. Along the way, they meet Triff Flambé, city councillor, and a mysterious hotdog salesman. Why did Tom introduce three new NPCs in the same episode? You'll have to listen to find out... Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! Follow us on Twitter @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

The Task Force learn more about the Duergar before heading into the nearby Fairy Forest to warn the Gnomes about the Big Bird, and are shocked to discover that something in the forest has been draining people's blood and leaving them unconscious! Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! Follow us on Twitter @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

The Surviving Hotties venture into the Ottoman Empire to investigate the disappearance of the missing fisherpeople! You know, that throwaway joke Alex made about sentient furniture in like the first episode? Nothing is sacred! Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! Follow us on Twitter @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada Music and Sound by Syrinscape- if you're not already using it, you should be: store.syrinscape.com/what-is-syrinscape/?att

Rick, John, Sadie, and Ambrose make their way to The Highlands, a mountain range on the West side of the lake, to assist with an archeological dig, only to find that the dig site, and the professor in charge of it, might not be all they seem to be. Help us make the show even better by supporting us over at patreon.com/naturaltoonie and you'll get Patron Points to spend on things that directly affect the game! Want to give us a boost or totally screw us over? You can do that! Follow us on Twitter @NaturalToonie! We're proud to be part of the Upford Network, you can (and, frankly, should!) find out about all the great stuff on our network at upfordnetwork.com If you want to send us artwork, letters, or nice gifts, we have a PO Box! Upford Network ℅ Tom Zalatnai PO Box 22585 Monkland PO Montreal, Quebec H4A 3T4 Canada