Star Trek Stuff: Enterprise

Turns out those nice Denobulans weren't always so chill. Gonna call them the Space Dutch now, but idk where b/c this is my last episode. A big thanks to Anne and all the supporters! - Adam

… Every generation Blames the one before And all of their frustrations Come beating on your door … I know that I'm a prisoner To all my Father held so dear I know that I'm a hostage To all his hopes and fears I just wish I could have told him in the living years … Oh, crumpled bits of paper Filled with imperfect thought Stilted conversations I'm afraid that's all we've got … You say you just don't see it He says it's perfect sense You just can't get agreement In this present tense We all talk a different language Talking in defence … Say it loud (say it loud), say it clear (oh say it clear) You can listen as well as you hear It's too late (it's too late) when we die (oh when we die) To admit we don't see eye to eye … So we open up a quarrel Between the present and the past We only sacrifice the future It's the bitterness that lasts … So don't yield to the fortunes You sometimes see as fate It may have a new perspective On a different day And if you don't give up, and don't give in You may just be okay … So say it loud, say it clear (oh say it clear) You can listen as well as you hear Because it's too late, it's too late (it's too late) When we die (oh, when we die) To admit we don't see eye to eye … I wasn't there that morning When my Father passed away I didn't get to tell him All the things I had to say … I think I caught his spirit Later that same year I'm sure I heard his echo In my baby's new born tears I just wish I could have told him in the living years … Say it loud, say it clear (oh say it clear) You can listen as well as you hear It's too late (it's too late) when we die (it's too late when we die) To admit we don't see eye to eye … So say it, say it, say it loud (say it loud) Say it clear (come on say it clear) Say it loud (Don't give up, don't give in and don't look away 'til it's too late) Say it clear Say it loud (say it loud, say it loud) Recs: Immaterial Possession, American Manhunt: The Boston Marathon Bombing Sorry the audio is fuzzy man idfk

Adam's comp got fried so we had to get a new one, then got Pro Tools and some bad tips so this episode took like 2 months to make and it sounds worse but also kinda better? IDFK sorry. Anyway just go watch ST6 and then listen to this. Patreon.com/startrekstuff give us money Anne has like 80 cats to feed

The gang gets attacked by vape clouds in a manta ray. We got some new music for ya! Patreon.com/startrekstuff gimme cash Recs: The Menu, Killing Fields

We're bustin' outta this joint, see? And when we're on the outside there's gonna be new music and higher quality audio overall, even though we recorded this episode in the same room, see? Myaahh! Recs: Overwatch 2, John Dies At The End

Florida Man finds a sci-fi sinkhole to jump in to. Daniels cast a long shadow for such a skinny little fella. We need money hook that shit up: https://www.patreon.com/startrekstuff

It's Captain Ahab's first "Y'all Play Nice" mission, so there's lots of rolling around while the epic guest stars carry all the weight.

Viacom made Rick Berman talk about gay stuff, so capitalism is good now. Meanwhile a foxy Phlox is trying to get Florida Man's panhandle. Recs: Ms. Marvel, Secrets of Playboy

It's time for Trip's Trips: Volume 2! Starring Florida Man as Dennis Quaid, and Mitchum Huntsberger as Louis Gossett Jr. Recs: Positive Couple, Moon Knight

Well, maybe 2nd fave. That TAS one (pictured) where Spock summons him and he parties with the gang has gotta be way up there. They called this one "The Catwalk" but the slick fascist outfits have like nothing to do with fashion.... wait, faschion! Recs: Last One Laughing Canada, Our Flag Means Death

Hoshi gets invisified..... oR DoEs sHe?!?!1? Recs: Doom Patrol, Mass Effect Legendary

The crew gets paranoid after absorbing space meth or something, but there's a Danger Piano to let us know it's not hilarious. Recs: Landscapers, Resident Alien #startrek #startrekenterprise #STENT #Floridaman #TPol #scottbakula #STenterprise #enterprise #prequelstartrek #startrekstuffpodcast #startrekstuff #startrekfan #captainarcher #startrekfuture #ominousmusic

See the trick is to tap the pocket where you keep your phone when you go through a door. Recommendations: Spider-Man Miles Morales, Vigil #startrek #startrekenterprise #STENT #Floridaman #TPol #scottbakula #STenterprise #enterprise #prequelstartrek #startrekstuffpodcast #startrekstuff #startrekfan #captainarcher #startrekfuture #ominousmusic

Just when she thought she was out, they're pulling her back in! Recommendations: Red Dead Redemption 2, YellowJackets Patreon.com/startrekstuff now has 2 tiers, so just 3 bucks makes you a Porthos Petter!

Dwight Schultz was on the A Team and this episode is like the A Team which was the show Dwight Schultz was on and he played Barclay on TNG remember that time he was a spider because I do Drink when the stupid expensive lighter won't light. Recommendation: Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

Finally an episode about the dog. Recs: Heaven's Gate documentary, M.O.D.O.C.K.

Fuck it dude, let's just do a Star Wars. Good Porthos shots and a cameo by the Exocomp! Recs: Thought Slime, LEMMEKNOW: The Enduring Mystery of Jack the Ripper

They found a minefield. That's ummm....well, that's it. Patreon.com/startrekstuff Recs: The Prisoner, Second Thought

Trek finally crosses the Final Frontier: rural Appalachia! Boundaries are broken as T'Old, Moe Stooge and the guy who invented velcro are welcomed to a hick town in the 50s. Will Pennsylvania's Wesley Crusher make it out? No Porthos, but there's Sputnik. Recommendations: AP Bio, Pen15

Sliding into the second season like an Niner into a holodeck home plate. New music from Maximum Busy Muscle. Recommendations: Dark, Belief It or Not

Deep contemplations and meditative reflections upon the first season of Enterprise. Namaste.

It's the end of Season 1! Lots of Porthos! Captain Beefcake does a time heist way before Avengers. Kinda. Succcc it, Marvel!

Vacation, all I ever wanted Vacation, had to get away Vacation, meant to be spent with Porthos

Whooooo lives in a hellscape nowhere near the sea? SA-VAGE!! O-PRESS!! Leave a review, for we warn you we are easily offended. Patreon.com/startrekstuff paypal.me/startrekstuff

There goes T'Pol's heroooah ...watch her as she goes! Recommendations: Nirdosh smokes, Debris, Clarice

Menacing man gravy attacks the Enterpork. Even less SFW or kids than usual. This one's got Porthos though! Recommendations: Soda Stream, Christine Paypal.me/startrekstuff for them there tips you got there. Patreon.com/startrekstuff to be a Porthos Petter

It's our 21st birthday! Drink when the cat hits Anne's mic. Drink when Adam does. Drink constantly because the economic and ecological collapse is approaching. Well, at least we had a good title for this one... Give us money this is a robbery: Patreon.com/startrekstuff Paypal.me/startrekstuff

I'm surprised Trip didn't wear gloves the whole time just in case. Salt N Pepa deserved better than a Lifetime movie. Recommendations: International Nailed It, The Muppets series (2015)

Guest stars, Porthos, and Trip in his Hanes keep this one good. No cat sounds so just drink whenever. Recommendations: Capitalist Realism, Cooking with NYT, Headspace Guide to Meditation Patreon.com/startrekstuff send money god bless 1 patron = 1 prayer!!1!

No really there are rogue planets isn't that fuckin' crazy? Like just zooming it in space like a galactic pool ball. Man, that could fuck shit up. JFC. Recommendations: Horizon Zero Dawn,The Night Stalker

Content/Trigger warning: r*pe/sexual assault scifi analogy discussed in this episode. Dick Berman brainrapes the hot chick again because 3rd time's the charm. Rewriting A Whole New World from Aladdin. Sleep science. Jack Daniels Honey. We may have found Trek's best villain. Recommendations: Supporting R.A.I.N.N. & Nailed It.

It's USA vs. UK, baby! Retconned Reed rumbles with Florida's Finest in a cone shaped octogon inside a bottle. Who will win? Who will lose? Who are born to sing the blues? Will they meet in the Mid-Atlantic? No Porthos so F- Recommendations: The Body Keeps the Score, The Mystery of D.B. Cooper

Lotta country music and screaming in this one. Recommendations: Queen's Gambit, Renegade Cut Patreon.com/startrekstuff

Les phones it in for his last hurrah...or hurrshrug at least. Alex Jones for Klingon Chancellor! WOLF 359 WAS AN INSIDE JOB! We do some neat science facts. Recs: Carmel, Dream Tent

It's moral dilemma time! Jesse Ventura applies for Starfleet. Money pleeeese uwu: Patreon.com/startrekstuff Recommendations: Haunting of Bly Manor, Inver House scotch.

It was pineapple the whole time! PINE-FUCKING-APPLE!!! Thanks to Anne's mom for the intro this week. Money please: www.patreon.com/startrekstuff

The waiter serves up a hot steaming pile of cold war, and the writers poke Bakula with the Quantum Leap references. Anne's mom made you some free Trek shit! PayPal.Me/startrekstuff to unload your gold pressed latinum. We haven't looked up how to use Patreon yet. Recommendations: Schitt's Creek and neck straps for your mask. Give us money ffs.

It's a newly calm Ahab and somehow smart-talkin' Nausicaans vs. the unpityable Space Truckers! Anne's cat has some well timed mews, so watch for that. This ep brought to you by Paul boosting Chimphaven.org! Recommendations: Floor is Lava, The Boys, Lovecraft Country

We quit bathing and only ate roasted giant turkey legs for months to prepare for this one. Kevin Costner sucks. Recommendations: Erica Strout & Winchester (but only kinda)

Does ice melt if you shoot fire at it? Beavis and Butthead are sure gonna find out. Leave us a review on iTunes! C'mon, we're saving you a rewatch here. Paypal us every dime you have wearestartrekstuff@gmail.com.

It's spiritual tourism time for Captain Dr. Beckett and his sentient gator sidekick! What do we do if the episode doesn't totally suck? Ah uh nuh. Hailing Frequencies are open on STS so copy+paste wearestartrekstuff@gmail.com to boost a signal. Leave a 5 star iTunes review so you can prove that you have been and ever shall be our friend.

What an absolute pile of shale. We're doing our own super low cost Jumbotron type thingy, so email us at wearestartrekstuff@gmail.com to advertise whatever you're into.

We have achieved peak Florida. We just got Anne some new equipment after this ep and that shit was expensive. Paypal us vast quantities of your gold pre$$ed £atinum to wearestartrekstuff@gmail.com.

The gang goes camping. Dude, where's my shuttle? Adam gets into the spirit of things. Spongebob drops! PayPal us your dollars thx: wearestartrekstuff at gmail dawt com.

Slugs! Watch for the Big Mouth drop. Hope you're enjoying rewatching ENT! We're gonna have to start paying for Soundcloud, aren't we? Ugh. Send us Paypal bux: wearestartrekstuff@gmail.com. Send them now for my wife and child are starving.

Oh your very specific and totally real god, you kept going! Cool. We love you. Please help. Nothing is ok. Except Trip... beefy, oily Trip. Cheap Trick's "Surrender" is stuck in Adam's head.

First episode! Adam and Anne finally did this. Does ENT suck? Do we suck? What do we rename the band? Ziggy says there's a 60% chance Dr. Beckett needs to get shot in the leg.