Talk on the Internet

The boys discuss the theme of gentrification and unveil a wild equestrian conspiracy spanning centuries and continents.

The boys discuss the theme of civilization and play a round of President or James Bond 

The boys work blue in this episode as they explore the theme of commodification and expose a shocking secret about what's being pumped into in our water.

Ben and Lee discuss the theme of "financialization" and reveal the real conspiracy behind the "Magic Bullet."

The boys discuss the theme of modernization and find the real reason JD Vance killed the Pope on 420.

On our LGR Easter/Nowruz/Pesach Super Special, Ben and Lee uncover that the inventor of Easter Eggs has programmed all Millennials to be more compassionate using secret messages in Reader Rabbit and related educational software. Also the President stops by to explain the story of Easter.

The boys discuss the theme of counterintelligence and Lee recounts the raucous neighborhood meeting hosted at his home.

The boys discuss the controversial topic of terrorism, play a spirited game of "President or James Bond" and Ben reads Lee an uncomfortably long poem.

The boys discuss the theme of revenge, Ben defends himself against robbers with a bike seat and Lee launches an investigation into why he and his sister pronounce crayon "cran."

Lee is granted an audience with the Mayor of Long Beach on the steam-liner Queen Mary in his ever-escalating neighborhood drama and Ben explores the theme of extortion.

The boys explore America's complicated history with tariffs, show off their snazzy new theme songs and discuss Lee's favorite movie trick: the Texas Switch.

The boys discuss acronyms, start a poetry corner segment and play a round of "Lee or Ben?"

The boys give 5 bullet points explaining what they accomplished in the last week and ponder the future of the James Bond franchise.

Lee and his son meet their city councilwoman as Ben ponders antidisestablishmentarianism. 

The boys discuss the theme of "drive" and Lee laments that his Jeff Goldblum impression just sounds like Adam West's Batman. Alternate title: An Oral History of Polyamory.

The boys discuss the card stock and font of the latest round of Presidential Executive Orders, Ben relates a bizarre overhead between two rich religious zealots and Lee provides on update on his ongoing neighborhood drama.

The boys welcome Greenland and Canada into the United States as they grabble with what the world has come to.

Ben and Lee reveal the real reason why LA Mayor Karen Bass was in Ghana during the recent wildfires and discuss how Richard Nixon once personally put out a fire on the roof of his rental home.

Ben hangs on for dear life during a dramatic windstorm and Lee ponders what to do when you can't vote based on identity politics.

Ben and Lee dive into why the United Healthcare assassin has become a folk hero, exploring how corporate America has desensitized us to gun violence as they desensitize themselves to the suffering of the sick.

Ben and Lee discuss legends and deep cover as they try to unravel the mystery of Lee Harvey Oswald.

LGR's action movie expert Kevin stops by for an Indiana Jones stunt spectacular in honor of the new game Indiana Jones and the Great Circle.

It's the 61st anniversary of the Kennedy Assassination so Lee and Ben finally crack the case.

The boys discuss the art and science of admitting fault as Lee checks in with his conservative back channel.

Lee bemoans that the election has been stolen from him as Ben contemplates what will happen over the next 70 days.

The boys discuss cover-ups and Lee refuses to suspend his Presidential campaign just days before the last election of our lifetime.

The boys discuss Trump's momentum in the polls, mass hypnosis and new conspiracy theories.

Lee confuses Mazlow's hierarchy of needs with the Asch line conformity test and Ben figures out the real Monkey Business behind Gary Hart's downfall.

Will aliens from the future care about our religious strife or just be amazed that we have trees?

Special guest Scott walks Ben and Lee through the recent P Diddy scandals

The boys discuss loopholes as Ben comes to the stunning realization he's white.

The boys discuss the latest Presidential Debate and Lee goes to Disneyland by himself

Ben and Lee discuss societal and political norms, and then break a few as always.

Lee explains to Ben that it it's not a cult if he's the leader. It's a movement.

Ben and Lee buck conventional wisdom as they take on the DNC.

AKA ArchKour. Ben's mom listens to the show and Lee contemplates turning 40.

The boys try out their new microphones and Lee gets a promotion.

Ben and Lee discuss the difference between big P and lil' p politics.

Ben and Lee discuss the true conspiracy behind the pundit class in America.

Literally nothing.

Treachery and intrigue here at Handsome Headquarters!

The boys discuss patriotism and loyalty in honor of the 4th of July and cut to the heart of what liberal guilt is really about in America. 

The boys discuss the theme of "paranoia" and reveal the real reason behind the Hunter Biden conviction. Alternate title: The Heart is a Lonely Hunter.

The boys discuss the art and science of feedback: giving it, receiving it, rejecting it. Then they call the police on Bill Clinton because he won't leave.

The boys discuss the nature of evidence and the concept of justice before revealing the real reason Biden is shutting down the border. Then former Presidents reveal what types of crimes they'll commit once they have Presidential immunity.

The boys discuss our increasingly enciphered existence and a shocking conspiracy theory comes to light. Then Lee outlines his plan to both steal the 2024 election and also stop said steal.

The boys discuss who was really behind the helicopter crash that took down Iran's Prime Minister and time travel an hour into the future.

The one where they talk about climate change.

Lee takes the insane stance that college war protesters should not be arrested and expelled. Then the boys delve into the history of hacking.

Lee announces his bid for Presidency and the boys outline their crazy and corrupt administration 

Ben and Lee discuss "doing the right thing" and how to connect a nuclear base on the moon with Lee's house with Home Depot extension cables. Also we decide that this is now just a podcast about SimCity 2000