The Big Scottish Football Podcast

There's only a few games to talk about so how come Steve and Ewen have turned this into a 90 minute podcast I hear you cry…Well, as they don an Aberdeen top and Falkirk t-shirt, the guys discuss restaurant walk outs, the smell of peaches, would they score a goal for Celtic and Ewen in a strange version of Rosie and Jim.Of course, we also have Winner Takes It All and a review of the boys pre-season predictions.And it's a special end of season Big Scottish Football QuizIt's The Big Scottish Football Podcast!SOCIALS:✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

Sorry we're late, Ewen got kidnapped after getting caught in someone's garden in Bonnyrigg. Anyway, better late than never and he and Steven are here to talk about the final weekend of the Scottish Premiership.What next for Rangers? Should there be points deductions for pitch invasions and an apology to Derek McInnes.Plus chippy chasers, kissing Gok Wan and would you admit to killing Osama Bin Laden?And of course the Big Scottish Football QuizIt's The Big Scottish Football Podcast!SOCIALS:✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

It's all about the play-offs and who stays in the Premiership now as Ewen and Steven get stuck into another weekend in Scottish Football.This week they are joined by Championship winning captain Coll Donaldson (Jambo friends) as they discuss thruples, Eurovision, Jimmy Thelin and Partick's Play-Off Chances.And can Ewen make it two in a row in the quiz with help from his big pal?It's The Big Scottish Football Podcast!SOCIALS:✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

Fortunate Falkirk™ finally won the Scottish Championship at the weekend, and Steven Mill has been through the ringer. Hear all about that with special guests live from Ibiza (and wherever the Sweaty Octopus is hiding today). We also talk through the rest of the action in Scottish football, dive through Italian history and something happens on the quiz that has never happened before! It's the Big Scottish Football Podcast. SOCIALS: ✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

It was a big weekend in Scottish football, titles were won, some were blown and Heart's are once again looking for a new manager.They are here to discuss it all as well as poor parenting, woke nonsense, tedious trebles and swingers.Plus Ewen puts the Sweaty Octopus on the spot about Falkirks title challenge, it's all about the best EPL champions on ‘Winner Takes It All' and have you ever seen a man eat a full packet of airwaves…Well stand byIt's The Big Scottish Football Podcast!SOCIALS:✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

Ewen's got a brand new hair cut, turns out Steven has never seen Star Wars but before are ready to talk about Scottish Football and what happened in the Scottish cup and across the leagues at the weekend.There is more butter chat, a lot of Jambo tetch and the big question, just what is your favourite Indiana Jones movie.Plus a deep dive into Queens Park with David from the Spiders Talk podcast, a lightning round of the Masked Footballer and it's all about the PFA player of the year on the Winner Takes It All.It's The Big Scottish Football Podcast!SOCIALS:✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

The price of Weetabix, what's your favourite butter and do you eat in bed? All this is discussed by Ewen and Steven before they even talk Scottish Football and Heart's failure to make the Top Six…There's a lot of Jambo tetch on this week's show as Mr Cameron also reckons Celtic fans are bored.Plus The usual meltdowns on the Big Shoot Out Quiz.It's The Big Scottish Football Podcast!SOCIALS:✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

There's a shocking revelation in regards to Mrs Cameron's privacy as Ewen's home pod alarm tells all, Steven lets emotions fly high as him and Ewen discuss Scottish league reconstruction, we hear from former intern Callum as he adds to Ewen's misery after Hearts defeat to Dundee United.There's a gothic edge to the 'Shoot Out", absolute tekkers on the ‘Winner Takes It All' and all of the weekends VAR decisions are broken down...It's The Big Scottish Football Podcast!SOCIALS:✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

Ewen is reeling after Hearts defeat at Celtic while Steven can't believe what is happening at Dunfermline as the boys, look at another topsy turvey weekend in Scottish Football? Mr Cameron has lots of jokes, it's Holiday vs Wish You Were Here and Steven is going in two footed on a listener! On the footballing side have we witnessed game of the season in Dundee v Rangers and should Derek McInnes have left Kilmarnock in the summer! Plus more strops on the ‘Big Shoot Out Quiz', surprising signings on the ‘Winner Takes It All' and the ‘Masked Footballer' is unveiled… It's The Big Scottish Football Podcast! SOCIALS: ✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

Ewen is back from the UAE and has some serious questions to answer about his toilet habits, while Steven is a little under the weather, as they look back at all the weekends Scottish Football action.Shock, horror Mr Cameron is not happy with Steve Clarke, so expect a rant, Forest Gump turns into Bruce Forsyth and god knows how we get onto questioning if Ewen would have a chance with Margot Robbie?Plus the worst Scotland defeats on The Winner Takes It All, edging closer to the Masked Footballer's identity and it's a tense occasion on the Big Shoot Out QuizIt's The Big Scottish Football Podcast!SOCIALS:✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

Ewen is on holiday (makes a change for Steven) so after several co-presenter call offs, the Sweaty Octopus, is called from the bench. But will a Dunfermline & Falkirk supporter work together? Don't worry though, Ewen still makes an appearance live from Abu-Dhabi, there's still the masked footballer to unveil, it's all about teenage debuts on the ‘Winner Takes It All' and a special guest host on the ‘Big Scottish Football Quiz' It's The Big Scottish Football Podcast! SOCIALS: ✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

It's all about the Scottish Cup and the lower leagues this week as Ewen and Steven, get in amongst the muck of Scottish football.There are cameo appearances from Judith Ralston, Grado & Falkirk captain Coll Donaldson, drama's about Halloumi Fries and should you squeeze rolls?Plus Morton feature on VAR WTF, the boys try and pick the best Scottish referee and did Barry Ferguson out manage Jose Mourinho.And of course the usual chaos on the ‘Big Scottish Football Quiz'It's The Big Scottish Football Podcast!SOCIALS:✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

Ewen Cameron and Steven Mill are here with their own unique take on Scottish Football including the Edinburgh derby win for Hibs and rumours of the next Rangers manager.Shell suit Bob is on hand to help Ewen on the quiz, more chat about going for the toilet in gardens and would you open a Tescos?Plus another question for the masked footballer, the best modern managers on the Winner Takes It All and Ewen's terrible joke.It's The Big Scottish Football Podcast!SOCIALS:✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

Steven Mill is fresh back from another holiday and is ready to talk about Scottish Football and inclined toilet seats! Ewen Cameron has a very strange thing to confess to and is name dropping more than usual as the boys talk about the Rangers takeover, Philippe Clement's departure and whether the ball was over the line or not in Hibs v Celtic. Plus a big guess on the ‘Masked Footballer', determining who the worst Rangers manager was and another Big Shoot Out Quiz. It's The Big Scottish Football Podcast! SOCIALS: ✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

Ewen has a rager about Hearts being beaten by Rangers and Steven Mill is here for it, as the boys look back on a weekend of Scottish Football.What's the best Tarantino movie? Do Celtic and Rangers need to go? And the big Onion referendum!Plus former referee Des Roache joins the boys on VAR WTF, it's all about the biggest Scottish cup shock was on the ‘Winner Takes It All' and getting a step closer on the ‘Masked Footballer'It's The Big Scottish Football Podcast!SOCIALS:✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

Ewen Cameron is name dropping on this weeks episode but luckily Steven Mill is here to pick them up and talk Scottish Football.Mr Cameron lets his true colours come out, there's lots of chat about Magnus Heman (and his wife) and is Clement classless?Plus a song for Producer John, a new ‘Masked Footballer' and who is the hardest to play in Scottish Football in the ‘Winner Takes It All'It's The Big Scottish Football Podcast!SOCIALS:✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

From philosophical discussion to nipples, there is something for everyone including a look at Scottish Football on this week's show with Ewen Cameron and Steven Mill.Ewen is having an orgasm to Hearts win, discussing the candidates for the Motherwell job, the sweaty octopus is ranting about Livi and there's a song for Steven!Plus Crisp Boyd is back by unpopular demand, it's a Bayern Munich special on the Winner Takes It All and of course there is the Big Shoot Out Quiz.It's The Big Scottish Football Podcast!SOCIALS:✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

Steven is back so it's a little less staunch this week, as him and Channel 5's Ewen Cameron look back at the weekend in Scottish Football.Ewen is having issues with the SFA and thinks Hearts will finish above Aberdeen while Steven pays tributes to former Dunfermline manager Jimmy CalderwoodIt's players you love to hate on the ‘Winner Takes It All' , there's a twist on the Big Shoot Out Quiz and the Masked Footballer is finally unveiled.It's The Big Scottish Football Podcast!SOCIALS: ✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

Shock horror, Steven Mill is away on holiday, so River City, Scot Squad and fellow Fifer, Jordan Young comes on off the bench to join Ewen Cameron.We are looking back at some of his previous big roles and picking out some fragrances for him. (don't ask)The fourth round Scottish Cup weekend is under review and due to having the house wife's favourite on, the boys decide who the best looking footballers are on ‘The Winner Takes It All'Plus catching up with David Edgar from ‘Heart and Hand' to find out what is going on at Rangers this season.And even though Steven is away we still have the Big Scottish Football QuizIt's The Big Scottish Football Podcast! SOCIALS: ✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

Are Arctic rolls better than an orgasm? Ewen Cameron thinks so and that along with all the Scottish football action is up for discussion on this week's show with Steven MillCan Hibs finish 3rd? Should Rangers supporters back their club rather than walk out? And who finishes in the top 6?Lots of questions to answer as well as that the Masked Footballer (the boys think they have it) and it's all about Scottish goal scorers on the ‘Winner Takes It All!And we even have a song for Channel 5's Ewen CameronOh and the Big Shoot Out Quiz of course…It's The Big Scottish Football Podcast!SOCIALS: ✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

Happy New Year! It's the first Big Scottish Football Podcast of 2025 and Ewen Cameron has a resolution, not to get angry! Let's see how long that lasts alongside Steven Mill.Lots to talk about from Scottish Football with claims such as Raskin is the best midfielder in Scotland, Hibs can catch Aberdeen and Philippe Clement has Brendan Rodgers number.Jim White is back with transfer speculation, the boys are getting very closing to revealing the Masked Football er and there is a brand new game; The Winner Takes It All!And of course the Big Shoot Out Quiz.It's The Big Scottish Football Podcast!SOCIALS: ✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

After the Christmas festivities, the boys are back and Steven is eager to talk about Ewen Cameron's BIG appearance on Channel 5's When Parties Go Horribly Wrong. But guys, Ewen doesn't want any of you commenting and telling him that he's Channel 5's Ewen Cameron, so definitely don't do that in the comments! Ewen goes on a Winegum themed rant during his film segment, and goes nuclear when Hearts come up. There's also a busy VAR and a Twinny Twinny Four themed Quiz. It's The Big Scottish Football Podcast!SOCIALS: ✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

T'was, two nights before Christmas and all through the house, everything was quiet except from EWEN CAMERONSteven Mill and Ewen bring you a festive treat as they look back at the weekend in Scottish Football and discuss their favourite Julie Andrews filmsAberdeen faltering, James McPake gone and is there a potential title chase? All up for discussionPlus a busy VAR WTF, is Pyro overrated and the best advice you can get going into an underwear store!It's The Big Scottish Football Podcast!SOCIALS: ✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

Ewen Cameron and Steven Mill are looking back at a dramatic weekend in Scottish Football but where is Producer John?Was it a penalty? Find out who was rude to Ewen and just how hard is it to play against 10 men?Plus getting further on the masked footballer and Garry Spence is back to host the Big Shoot Out QuizAnd there's been a mincident!It's the Big Scottish Football Podcast! SOCIALS: ✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

Steven Mill is back from one of his many holidays as him and Ewen Cameron look back at the weekend that was in Scottish Football. Aside from the football though there are more conspiracy theories, the best moves of twinnie twinnie four according to Ewen and Producer John's stand up routine. There's happy dances all around and we catch up with Intern Callum to ask about Dundee united Plus are Christmas markets overrated, who is the Masked Footballer and of course the Shoot Out Quiz! It's The Big Scottish Football Podcast! SOCIALS: ✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

Steven Mill is off on holiday so Ewen Cameron is joined by Mark Wilson. They look back at all the action across the Scottish Premiership, discuss last week's European action, share to many details about Gordon Dalziel's recliner and discuss if Christmas markets are overrated. There's also another guess at the Masked Footballer, what the difference is between jam and marmalade and maybe the hardest top bin questions ever?

While the weather took its toll on Scottish Football, it won't stop Ewen and Steven! They are looking back at all the games that took place across the SPFL as well as the usual nonsense. How do you shower? How many points will Celtic win the league by? And who is your favourite boyband? Football data analyst John Walker joins them, find out if ‘Freed from Desire' is overrated and just who is the ‘Masked Footballer'?Plus of course the Big Shoot Out Quiz, this week with a difference! It's The Big Scottish Football Podcast! SOCIALS: ✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

It's international week but there is still plenty to chew on from Scottish Football and Steven Mill & Ewen Cameron are here for it. Why is it ‘on a bus' and not ‘on a car'? Should youth be given more chance at Scottish clubs? And can we get Suzie Dent on the show? Catching up with Cat Harvey in Warsaw, asking if ‘Freed from Desire' is overrated and there's a distinct lack of happy dancing from Producer John. Plus of course the Shoot Out Quiz! It's The Big Scottish Football Podcast! SOCIALS: ✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

Cricket grounds, She Wees and hoovers are top of the agenda but there is a lot to talk about in Scottish Football and Steven Mill & Ewen Cameron are here for it. Looking at the lack of Scottish Under 21s not getting a game, artificial surfaces and how Hearts should have got something at Ibrox. There's a brand new ‘Masked Footballer', we catch up with Liam from the Hibs Ramble and are Fireworks overrated? Plus of course the Shoot Out Quiz.It's The Big Scottish Football Podcast! SOCIALS: ✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

Ewen and Steven are back to explain number systems and talk about the weekend in Scottish Football!Steven is a grump after the Dunfermline result but Mr Cameron is breaking out the happy dance and now he wants rid of Lawrence Shankland!Should Lennon Miller have been in the Scotland squad? Are Falkirk going to win the league? And are Fireworks overrated?Plus talking Rangers with Scott from the Battle Fever podcast, the Masked Footballer is revealed and a very strange conversation about watermelons!It's The Big Scottish Football Podcast!SOCIALS: ✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

Ewen Cameron has made it a spooky Halloween special on the BSFP much to Steven Mill's surprise… The guys are looking back at a weekend of Scottish Football and dealing with such questions as, is Ewen a grass? And does Steven look like Al from Al's Toy Barn? We are getting closer to revealing the masked footballer and asking are fish suppers overrated? Plus Bairns captain Coll Donaldson is back to address ‘fortunate Falkirk', Beth Wallace is talking Aberdeen and there is a special guest host on the Shoot Out Quiz! It's The Big Scottish Football Podcast! SOCIALS: ✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

Steven & Ewen break down the weekend's action, from a thriller at Celtic Park, to a nightmare for Rangers at Rugby Park, will Steven's prediction of Rangers moving on to a new manager by Halloween come true? Ewen gets to do his first happy dance of the season! Plus, we're getting ever closer to the Mystery Footballer's identity... Leave your guesses in the comments! It's The Big Scottish Football Podcast.SOCIALS: ✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

We're back after Ewen's FAMOUS win on the Shoot Out Quiz last week! Can Ewen make it two in a row? Steven & Ewen also break down Scotland's close loss to Croatia, and look ahead to the Portugal game on Tuesday. Plus, can you guess both the Mystery Footballer, and the Mystery Chippy Order?! It's The Big Scottish Football Podcast.SOCIALS: ✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

Steven is back from his holiday as the he reunites with Ewen to talk about egg stations, Stanley Tucci and monkeys! Is Mark Wilson punching above his weight? Are Celtic and Rangers getting it wrong in Europe? And just how does Ewen manage to end up getting cramp? We also hear from Paisley MSP George Adam and his proposal to re-introduce alcohol at Scottish football grounds. Plus controversy on the Big Shoot Out quiz, a big guess on the masked footballer and a HUGE nomination for Overrated/Underrated?It's The Big Scottish Football Podcast! SOCIALS: ✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

Celtic ‘legend' Mark Wilson is off the bench once again to join ‘radio icon' Ewen Cameron, to bring you the latest from Scottish FootballAs well as talking through the Wizard of Oz, stick with us as there is big discussion over the weekend games including all the VAR controversy as we catch up with category 1 ref and ‘Behind the Whistles' host Des RoacheThere is a revelation about Ewen's childhood, a promise that Hearts will be Top 6 (Clip that) and are Raith Rovers Brock Lesnar?And the Big Shoot Out quiz, the masked footballer and a controversial nomination for Overrated/Underrated ?It's The Big Scottish Football Podcast!SOCIALS: ✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

Steven is off on his holiday, so Ewen has invited Celtic's Mark Wilson and Falkirk Captain Coll Donaldson to talk Scottish Football.We get an insight into what its like to come up against Celtic from Coll after his sides plucky defeat at Celtic Park, can Aberdeen split the Old Firm and are Hearts bigger than Hibs?Plus can you still game when you are over 50? Massaging potatoes and the moment Mark Wilson knew it was time to end his football career.And the Big Shoot Out quiz, the masked footballer and are sunsets overrated?It's The Big Scottish Football Podcast!SOCIALS:✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

Will Hearts ever win? That is the question that Ewen Cameron is left to face as even Steven Mill's Dunfermline got a result at the weekend. The boys are here to discuss that those results and all the games across Scotland this weekend.The result on if Balloons are overrated, a new masked footballer revealed and the longest VAR WTF yet! Plus is Jim Duffy Bain? And just who is our oldest listener?It's The Big Scottish Football Podcast! SOCIALS: ✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

It's the 100th episode of the Big Scottish Football Podcast; where is our telegram?With a century of podcasts behind them, Steven and Ewen look back at the Scotland games and is Mr Cameron starting to fall for Steve Clarke?The big sock, sock, shoe, shoe debate continues, are pitch invasions overrated and finally the Masked Footballer is revealed!Plus Scott from Raith Rovers, Oh No No No podcast, joins the boys to talk about their season and manager hunt and of course there's the Big Shoot Out Quiz.It's The Big Scottish Football Podcast!SOCIALS: ✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

Steven Mill is here to enjoy another Hearts meltdown from Ewen Cameron and the question is being asked; is there a battle for 2nd place emerging in the Scottish Premiership? (obviously it's not the Jambos that are involved) The guys look over the weekend's action including the Old Firm, and ask questions such as: Does Homer Simpson have a side hustle? And how do you put on your socks and shoes? Plus looking ahead to the international break with Gordon from the Tartan Scarf, Jim White is back with the transfer deadline deals and will the Masked Footballer be unveiled? It's The Big Scottish Football Podcast! SOCIALS: ✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

Ewen has went off the grid after Heart's nightmare start to the season but Steven is not letting him get away with it! The boys are here to talk about all the weekend action and Mr Cameron even gets a special wee message from a celebrity! Is applauding subs overrated? Is Cyriel Dessers underrated? And just who is the Masked Footballer? Plus the closest 'Big Shoot Out Quiz' ever and catching up on all the goings on at Easter Road with Liam from the Hibs Ramble podcast.It's The Big Scottish Football Podcast! SOCIALS: ✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

Steven & Ewen are back after a weekend of League Cup drama. Hearts let Ewen down yet again and his reaction is as measured as always. The guys talk about whether Hearts are a big club, Scottish teams in Europe and the latest transfer rumours surrounding a Scotland midfielder.We still try to work out The Masked Footballer, it's Ewen's turn on Overrated/Underrated, there's the return of The Big Shoot Out Quiz, and we're joined by Monty from the Forever and Ever Podcast to talk about Kilmarnock. SOCIALS: ✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot

Steven & Ewen are back for Round 2 of Scottish football. The guys have plenty of chat on Foreign Exchange Students, Wester Hailes and much more. Those looking for Steven Naismith and Dunfermline Athletic meltdowns will be satisfied! We still try to work out The Masked Footballer, it's Steven's turn on Overrated/Underrated, there's the return of The Big Shoot Out Quiz, and we're joined by Stevie from the Wyness Shuffle Podcast to talk about Inverness Caley Thistle. SOCIALS: ✖ TWITTER | @bigfootballscot