The Bureau

It's the last episode of season 6, and it's an action-packed one! Once the agents get a few mistakes off their chests, they try to break out of the Vault and escape up to Earth. But the agents discover that escape isn't so easy.... especially when there are teenage devils to persuade, key codes to guess, clingy girlfriends to dump, riddles for Casino to answer, and selfless acts to perform. Will they escape? And what year is it out there....?Improvised by: Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal NewmanThis podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018

The agents are still stuck together in the Vault, 24/7, and it's transforming them into different people... mothers and Don Drapers and Avon Barksdale types. Tense from being in the Vault for so long, the agents turn on each other. Each agent falls under scrutiny, and comes out looking suspicious, what with Kettle having shot Bobby in the last episode, Bobby having no past, Casino having borne the devil's child, and Corny's big, blank eyes. Mind games give way to pointed sidearms.... but, luckily, Mary's there, watching....Improvised by: Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal NewmanThis podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018

This week, the agents learn that kidnapping and interrogating a potential alien is harder than it looks. Since the previous episode, the agents have kidnapped George (formerly known as Michael), the Amazon deliveryman.  George avoids the agents' attempts to trick him, answers their riddles, and even withstands Casino's advances. His empathy helps the agents realize that they're not living normal lives anymore. Despite this, things go haywire, and let's just say that "little" Lucifer learns about death this episode.....Improvised by: Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal NewmanThis podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018

It's a big day in the Vault: Casino introduces her new son to the podcast listeners. She asks the guys for help raising the baby, but unfortunately they're not totally sure the baby should live. Meanwhile, Bobby's investigation is starting to point to Kettle as a possible alien, and we learn that Kettle's doctor is not a doctor. Both Bobby and Corny recount odd experiences they had going home, with Bobby's man cave now a she shed, and Corny's house now a ghost host. The agents agree that they feel safest in the Vault, and may just live there permanently.....Improvised by: Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal NewmanThis podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018

This week, the agent's come to the horrifying conclusion that time doesn't move at a normal rate when they're in the Vault.... after all, Bobby's suddenly out of touch with youth, Casino's missing issues of O Magazine, and Corny's mom is a year older now.  They try to focus on work, including Bobby's movie-related theories, Kettle's alien traps, and footage from the door cam. Plus, Mary the Google Nest witch has gotten into Taylor Swift, and the gang prepares the operating pool for the birth of Casino's devil baby.Improvised by: Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal NewmanThis podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018

After squabbling about chores, the agents share their updates. Bobby is uncovering patterns among the Blu-Rays, and Kettle is administering polygraphs on his days off. Kettle plays a tape of a session with Terrance Hardly, who claims to have been to Area 51. Plus: Corny joins up as Kettle's apprentice once again; Casino asks the guys if they've ever seen Rosemary's Baby; and it's Kettle's birthday!Improvised by: Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal NewmanThis podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018

This episode was recorded after another long week in the Vault, and the agents are not happy. They're thirsty, they have an unfair meal rota, the guys are treating Casino like their mom, and Bobby has developed some bad habits. The agents do a teensy amount of investigation into a strange catalog, looking for clues that it's for Martians, and hatch a plan involving the Google Nest.  But by the end of the episode, the agents have gone completely feral, and regress to talking about their favorite topic from episode one, their genitals.Improvised by: Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal NewmanThis podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018

It's season 6, and the agents have been reassigned (demoted) to the FBI's UFO Unit. We find out that Kettle is also testifying at the Depp vs. Heard trial; that Bobby's still in therapy; that Corny thinks there's something odd with the Google Nest; and that Casino doesn't know what an Eiffel Tower is. The episode was recorded at the end of a five-day shift in the Vault, which is why the agents are so punchy and filthy, spending an inordinate amount of time describing their own, and each other's, genitals. Improvised by: Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal NewmanThis podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018

To record their last podcast episode of the season, the agents gather at Casino's house for coffee. The agents get an update from Bobby on his mental health, and the standard therapy he's done with Casino. Kettle then opens up about getting plastic surgery to make him look like an amalgamation of Dexter and Corny for his new undercover look. Casino plays a tape from her French/Jewish wedding day with the alleged murderer Chef Luc, which involved confessions, gunshots, cigarettes, stereotypes, wedding vows, and poems. The agents ask for their wedding gifts back. Lastly, Corny plays his recording, which captured his discussion with the Nature's Sunshine CEO Lula Pew and her two strange board members. This tape was weird. Kettle offers a toast to the season, then he and Corny leave Bobby and Casino to their safewords....Improvised by: Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman.Check out PodChef, a Top Chef podcast hosted by Jamal and Bryan! This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

At an underground coffeeshop, punk baristas bully the agents for being uncool. Kettle shares a clip from the wire he wore at a Blue Lives Matter meeting, which turns out to be populated by a mix of Southern and Australian people. On the wire, we hear Kettle's double-undercover character tell the police supporters what the Black Lives Matters protesters are saying (to their dismay).  Kettle has another tape of an exciting hostage-taking moment, but it's in his car, so instead the agents audition to play the parts. Lastly, the other agents give their updates: Bobby's in therapy with Casino for his PTSD; Chef Luc's new signature dish is a wedding cake, and he's marrying Casino (in a brown dress and fishnets) next Tuesday; and Nature's Sunshine has both a booster shot available, and a line of condoms that raise the risk of pregnancy. Then, right before the agents leave the shop, a man with a gun bursts in, and all hell breaks loose....Improvised by: Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman.Check out PodChef, a Top Chef podcast hosted by Jamal and Bryan! This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

At a homey, Southern coffeeshop, the agents hop into high seats and chat about Brazilian butt lifts. Then, Corny asks for help dealing with an investigation into the Nature's Sunshine vaccine, which Kettle got (along with some of the side effects). That leads the agents to a scary question: will they be prosecuted for crimes committed while undercover? Kettle shares his experience being sent to Rikers after his last undercover mission, and the others apologize for not visiting.  Bobby then updates the agents on Sw33tgr33n, and they sidebar without him to confer about his amnesia/denial. At a loss for how to help him, the agents give Bobby a little hug, and then carry him back to the office.Improvised by: Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman.Check out PodChef, a Top Chef podcast hosted by Jamal and Bryan! This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

After dealing with a depressed barista, the agents get an update from Corny about Nature's Promise's newest product. Then, the agents get to hear an excerpt from Bobby's wire, including a nerve-wracking conversation with Tony and an altercation with two Australian criminals. Improvised by: Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman.Check out PodChef, a Top Chef podcast hosted by Jamal and Bryan! This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

At an unusually pretentious Caribou Coffee, the agents have to barter for regional coffee from Gardenia, the barista; luckily Corny, has Nature's Sunshine butt spray to trade. Once they're settled, Bobby fields a call on Tony's phone from someone demanding money. Kettle shares the logistical struggles of coordinating a disaster between the two BLMs. Casino reveals that she said "oui" to Chef Luc's proposal, but found something disturbing in his bathtub. Also, Tony seems to be using Bobby's badge to steal drugs, keeping Bobby out of the action with a ruse. Last, Gardenia returns to complain about the spray.Improvised by: Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman.Check out PodChef, a Top Chef podcast hosted by Jamal and Bryan! This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

At Peet's Coffee, the agents deal with an unusual barista, then score a booth. Bobby realizes that he's accidentally swapped pants with his boss, Tony. Casino asks for help understanding Chef Luc's new modus operandi. Kettle shares an excerpt from a speech he gave at both BLM meetings. Lastly, Corny practices selling a sugar alternative to the barista. Improvised by: Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman.Check out PodChef, a Top Chef podcast hosted by Jamal and Bryan! This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

The agents meet at Starbucks this week to discuss their undercover operations. The gang helps Casino figure out Chef Luc's modus operandi, and yet Casino is reluctant to wrap up her inquiry. Kettle admits that he's fitting in more with the Blue Lives Matter group than with the Black Lives Matter group, prompting a thoughtful discussion of race and identity. The gang also cautions Bobby not to get in too deep with his boss Tony, who's been taking drastic steps that may be connected to open criminal cases. Meanwhile, Corny is dealing with recalled products from Nature's Sunshine, including cashew milk and contact lens solution. Improvised by: Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman.Check out PodChef, a Top Chef podcast hosted by Jamal and Bryan! This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

It's season 5, and the agents are running undercover operations! To discuss their progress in secret, they meet at Phil's Coffee rather than at the FBI. Casino shares that she's building a profile of a French chef who is suspected of murder, and who is also quite attractive. Bobby is working undercover at a legal THC shop, Sw33tGr33n, where he's become indispensable to Tony, who is a sweet guy. Kettle is working as a double agent by going undercover at Black Lives Matter and Blue Lives Matter, with a little wardrobe help from his friends.  And Corny is undercover at Nature's Sunshine Products Group, which sells body wash and candles. Improvised by: Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman.Check out PodChef, a Top Chef podcast hosted by Jamal and Bryan! This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

During the final episode of season 8, Kettle rats on Casino, prompting a discussion of Corny's approach to drug testing, which involves copious amounts of urine. The agents also learn some unsettling things about Dex as Corny rifles through Dex's desk and laptop. And while Bobby didn't get the monopoly-busting position that he'd applied for, he gets a case to solve by the end of the episode!Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), Bryan Jackson (PODCHEF) and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, PODCHEF, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018

With Dex out on paternity leave, the agents welcome a new member to the team: bagel-deliveryman-turned-FBI-agent Bobby Kendall! He may have failed the test multiple times, but he prevailed, and now has an FBI fob that he keeps in his Kill Bill wallet. And with Dex out on leave, Corny is the Acting Head of Human Resources. Casino gives an update on the Britney case, revealing that both she and Britney have crushes on someone named Jason. And, lastly, we learn that Corny has a lot of sex, and that Kettle has two bachelor pads (one with a futon). Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Bryan Jackson (PODCHEF), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, PODCHEF, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018

The agents accidentally crash their colleague Wendy White's meeting. Wendy and Dex discuss the baby manager that they're about to have, and the agents angle to book the baby on their side projects.  August accidentally insults Wendy, and then feels bad about it, prompting a major reveal....Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018

Agent August September confesses that he's 30 hours short of earning his polygraph certificate, so the other agents agree to be polygraphed on air to help him reach the goal. Strangely, though, the questions seem centered around former special agent Kettle Black...Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018

The gloves come off in today's episode as the agents practice "radical candor." They also hear from SmarterChild, the A.I. that Corny is managing, and learn about Britney Spears' master plan. Plus, the agents debate whether tariffs are dull, and whether Casino is mean.Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

In today's episode, August grills the agents about their thoughts on Kettle Black. Along the way, the agents learn more about SmarterChild, the A.I. program that Corny is managing. The agents agree that SmarterChild's voice should sound posh and British, and give Corny some examples of what it could sound like. Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018

Corny tells the agents about his new TikTok channel on crushing it and finance, then leads them in an affirmations practice that he learned at a management course at the National Harbor. Casino shares her news, which is that she's consulting as a psychiatrist for the Britney Spears conservatorship trial. Does Casino think Britney's insane? Does Casino think she and Britney have a lot in common? Listen to find out.Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018

Season 4 starts off with a series of revelations -- Corny's been promoted, Kettle's been fired, and Dexter's expecting a baby. Plus, there's  a new member of the team: August September, an ex-CIA agent who's taking over as Lead Polygraph Examiner at the FBI. He shares his history with the agents, who are grudgingly impressed. Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018

Casino compares the agents to the Seinfeld gang, but Kettle doesn't lke being cast as George. Then, as part of the "People of the FBI" initiative, the agents get to chat with Dawson Davies, the FBI's lead agent in the Antiques Trafficking & Forgery department. Davies shares stories of old photographs that were used in identity theft, and witch cages used by zoos. He reveals the existence of a second basement full of spooky antiques. And he fails the polygraph, prompting the agents to wonder if Davies is who he says he is....Guest improviser: Patrick SlevinImprovised by Jesse Chimes, Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

This week, as part of the "People of the FBI" initiative, the agents get to talk to Pat Kranke, who requisitions materials for the office. Kranke gives the agents some safety tips and updates on supplies, including Kettle's pumpkin spice Kcups and Halloween candy. Casino also shares good news about her research. Guest improviser: Jenna HallImprovised by Jesse Chimes, Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

The agents are broadcasting live on YouTube this week. They chat with government worker Laura Cracker as part of the "People of FBI" outreach initiative. Laura is cagey about his particular role within the South Carolina government, and comes in hot with a request for the FBI to disband.  Guest improviser: Reaves McElveenImprovised by Jesse Chimes, Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

This week, as part of the "People of the FBI" initiative, the agents talk to Tony “Diabetes” DiPalma, a 101-year-old mobster. Tony confirms that prison "ain't like Goodfellas" and emphasizes that he's just a little old man. The agents discover a shared history between Tony and Kettle, and Kettle tries to get revenge via polygraph.Guest improviser: Saleh KaramanImprovised by Jesse Chimes, Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

Corny hosts a solo podcast in the Microsoft Teams waiting room before being admitted. As part of the "People of the FBI" initiative, the agents talk to Guppy LaGrange, a Domestic Internal Regulator at the FBI. Guppy asks about FBI parking spots, and inquires into the origin of Kettle's name. At the end of the episode, Guppy takes the standard polygraph exam, and Casino attempts to gain an ally and a friend.Guest improviser: David Brescia-Weiler (I'm Open podcast)Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

This week, as part of the "People of the FBI" initiative, the agents get to talk to Rockland William Jefferson Joyce, a Language Analyst at the FBI. Rockland dazzles the agents with tales from his four-month sabbaticals, then teaches them a few things about syntax. At the end of the episode, Kettle is pleased to polygraph an honest man, though the agents suspect Kettle is just trying to make a friend. Guest improviser: Diego Hernandez Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

Having been kicked off Twitch, the agents return to Microsoft Teams. This week, as part of the "People of the FBI" initiative, the agents get to talk to Wendy White, a manager at the FBI. She creates space for the agents as they try to understand her jargon, as well as her last name. Kettle, Corny, and Casino watch in horror as Wendy and Dexter try to flirt. Lastly, Kettle gives Wendy the standard yes/no polygraph test.Guest improviser: Melanie HarkerImprovised by Jesse Chimes, Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

The agents kick off season 3 on Twitch tv, and welcome "Friend of the FBI" Bobby Kendall to the show. Bobby, the bagel delivery man, shares that he's applied for the FBI a baker's dozen times, but keeps failing the tests. After being caught in a number of lies, Bobby is forthcoming during his polygraph exam. Casino also shares her new strategy for identifying serial killers.Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).Guest improviser: Bryan Jackson. Check out his new podcast, "PodChef"!This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

After some work-appropriate butt talk from Kettle, and some inappropriate butt talk from Casino, the agents start the meeting. They discuss Casino's life back in her apartment, Kettle's Phase 2 parties, and Dexter's big speech at the Microsoft Teams convention. Improvised by Jesse Chimes (IMPROV JONES), Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

After some Star Wars talk, the agents discuss Dexter's new speaking opportunity; Kettle's new sponsor; Casino's sketches; and Corny's errands for his Uncle Jeremy. Improvised by Jesse Chimes (IMPROV JONES), Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY, I WROTE THAT), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

The agents stand by as Casino returns to her apartment. Kettle and Corny give an update on Funds for Feds. Corny's uncle Jeremy continues to act suspiciously. Dexter shares some news about the office.Improvised by Jesse Chimes (IMPROV JONES), Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY, I WROTE THAT), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

Kettle and Corny report on their fundraising efforts; Casino explains her Fugitive-inspired movements; Dexter answers questions about professional attire; and the agents discuss the science, technology, engineering, and math (STEM) field.Improvised by Jesse Chimes (IMPROV JONES), Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY, I WROTE THAT), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

After morning inspiration and affirmations, the agents discuss Corny's investigation into his uncle; their mistakes with the OJ case; why Dexter fired Debra; Casino's new hide-out spot in DC; Kettle's surprising health diagnosis, and his fundraising website. Improvised by Jesse Chimes (IMPROV JONES), Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY, I WROTE THAT), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

The agents discuss Kettle's salt life, hear a recording of Corny's uncle's sex party, learn about Dexter's feud with Debra, and find out that Casino's having fun on the lam.Improvised by Jesse Chimes (IMPROV JONES), Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY, I WROTE THAT), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

Kettle admits to feeling sick, Corny's suspicious of his uncle, Dexter shares that he's celibate, and Casino parts ways with The Hunter.Improvised by Jesse Chimes (IMPROV JONES), Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY, I WROTE THAT), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

Recording remotely via Microsoft, the agents pay their respects to Marty; learn about Corny's Uncle Jeremy; find out which criminal Casino is quarantined with; and hear about Kettle's neighborhood parties. Improvised by Jesse Chimes (IMPROV JONES), Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY, I WROTE THAT), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

A week into being quarantined in a Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility (SCIF), the special agents are getting on each others' nerves. To take their minds off it, Kettle performs the polygraph testing required for annual security clearances.Improvised by Jesse Chimes (IMPROV JONES), Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY, I WROTE THAT), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

The agents hear about Black's experience at the Kundalini retreat. Dexter gets upset about his Creatine. Corny makes a case for being hired full time. Then, as the agents prepare to leave the room, an alarm sounds....Improvised by Jesse Chimes (IMPROV JONES), Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY, I WROTE THAT), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

The special agents give Black a warm welcome, then grill him about The Wire. Corny reveals that he's been moonlighting. Casino describes the new guy she's been seeing.Improvised by Jesse Chimes (IMPROV JONES), Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY, I WROTE THAT), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

The agents chafe at the FBI's new work/life integration initiative, and Dennis discovers that hiring new applicants can be personally rewarding. Improvised by Jesse Chimes (IMPROV JONES), Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY, I WROTE THAT), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON). This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

Dexter puts lanyards on blast; Dennis gets mentored, Casino gets dating advice; and Black returns to old-school lie-detection methods. Improvised by Jesse Chimes (IMPROV JONES), Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY, I WROTE THAT), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

Special agents Kettle Black, Dennis Corny, and Emily Casino fill out an HR survey required by their colleague Dexter Animus. With Dexter out of earshot, the agents share their thoughts about him, as well as their takes on the FBI boys' club, ISIS, and coffee.Improvised by Jesse Chimes (IMPROV JONES), Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY, I WROTE THAT), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

The agents learn about Black's new gadget, try a deep-breathing technique, and reminisce about the FBI holiday party. Improvised by Jesse Chimes (IMPROV JONES), Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY, I WROTE THAT), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON). This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

Dennis Corny, Dexter Animus, Emily Casino, and Kettle Black introduce themselves and their specialties within the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Improvised by Jesse Chimes (IMPROV JONES), Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY, I WROTE THAT), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON).This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.