The Sorry Not Sorry Generation

Hey ya'll!Happy New Year!2024 felt like being awake during surgery...it was just a lot.That's not to say we didn't have any good times, but omg, the roller coaster was a lot. Here's to hoping that 2025 will gift everyone the peace and productivity package instead of another trials and tribulations package.I'm done learning through suffering.Cheers to a happy 2025 everyone!

Hey y'all!2024 is coming to a close in a few weeks and since we decided to do a Spotify Wrapped for the podcast, here's an episode of a Goodreads Wrapped: a look into what your hosts have been reading all year, from novels to manga to fan fiction.Tune in and get inspired or judge us real hard on our reading choices.

Hey y'all!Spotify Wrapped is here! Thank you to all our listeners out there, to all our fans, you truly make creating this podcast an enjoyable venture. The astonishing results of our data, spanning fans all across the globe is really a great end of year gift for us. We can't say thank you enough

Hey y'all!Happy Thanksgiving - or whatever/however you wish to celebrate.Listen, we only have one thing to say about this gods-awful movie that we endured and it is this: "We watched it so you don't have to."Enjoy listening to us suffer this holiday season.

Hey y'all!Welcome back to Hell!Do you want to be free of the yearly purge?Do you have what it takes to repent and make it to Heaven?Then check yourself into the Hazbin Hotel!At least, that's the dream Charlie wants to accomplish. Will her dreams come true?

Hey y'all!We are smack dab in the middle of November, a month that is all about celebrating Native American Heritage, and here we are, your two idiots, watching a movie from 1995 that is on theme, BUT is nowhere near politically correct.Besides that, we are introduced to some serial-killer-in-the-making children who have zero regard for life, in any form. Anyways, sit back, relax (if you can) and enjoy the ride.You'll even get to see the Twin Towers! IYKYK

Hey y'all!Welcome to another episode of chaos!Today we enter Hell.If you have any reservations about today's upcoming journey, please turn away now.For those of you who are more than excited for today's sojourn into the underworld, please keep all hands, arms, feet and legs inside the moving vehicle at all times. If you lose an appendage, you've been warned

Hey y'all!It's Halloween in one day!Which means we have our final Halloween Season episode for y'all tomorrow!It's going to be a lot to take in, you might learn a lot about us, or it just might confirm what you've been thinking about us all along.Tune in on Halloween to decide for yourselves if we should be comitted or not, or if you think you've found a safe space with your fellow freaks.

Hey y'all!Welcome back to another Spoopy Season Adventure!This time we're taking a trip with Gonzo and Pepe as we are attending an Invite-Only "party".Pepe is busy looking for the famous people and mingling, while Gonzo is just enjoying the vibes and the "haunts" of the mansion, but there's a catch;If Gonzo, the actual invitee, doesn't get passed the gates before Sunrise, he and Pepe will never be able to leave the mansion.Will Gonzo and Pepe live to see another day, or will they join the rest of the happy haunts that call the mansion home?Tune in to find out!

Hey y'all!It's Thursday and that means...another episode!Today we travel to the little town of Sleepy Hollow, NY.Where Constable Ichabod Crane has been sent to lend his services in unearthing the mystery behind the gruesome decapitations of its villagers.However, not all is at is appears.The village claims it to be the work of the Headless Horseman, an apparition, a demon, that has been haunting the village for years.Is it really a demon or is this the work of a witch, hellbent on securing their place in the front lines of power?

Hey y'all!What do you get when you meet a wealthy, eccentric, suave, mysterious, and aristocrative ideal American family?The Addams Family!From our lovable Thing (who really is the family backbone) to our favorite Uncle Fester, the Addams Family has it all. The wonder, the strange, the intrusive thoughts that win, the romance, the passion...the list goes on.If anyone ever tells you that Gomez and Morticia Addams are not relationship goals...run away. Or dismemeber them. Do what the Addams' would do!

Hey y'all!It's Showtime!Beetlejuice is ready to rock your world and put his bio-exorcist skills to good use!But be careful what you agree to because you could end up stuck getting married to a ghost who somehow finds a loophole to becoming human.Do you want a sandworm? You got itDo you want dancing crabs? You got itDo you want an entire football team following you around? You got itOh, one last thing. If you say his name three times, you can summon him (and also get rid of him)

Hey y'all!I can't believe I'm saying this but it's been 2 years since we started this campaign!2 years of learning how to play, learning how to run and manage a campaign; 2 years of ridiculous goose shenanigans and frozen fish; 2 years of communing with the divine and getting sent to Hell; 2 years of listening to us get all flustered about what to say (mostly me) and getting laughed at by the peanut gallery.2 years of adventures and memories and Sir Goosington championing this campaign, and I wouldn't change it for the world.Misty says we're close(ish) to wrapping up this campaign; I am both sad and grateful.In this special Tea Time episode, we gather round and talk about some of our favorite moments, and I FINALLY get to learn more about Aunt Jucinda.

Hey y'all!Question for y'all: What would you do when one of you is stuck in a storm and has shotty internet connection, and the other is melting from scorching furnace flames but you still have to do your duty to your listeners and create content?You find something mindless to do so you at least have something to give your fans.I know we haven't been "amazing" lately but hey, life happens, shit gets in the way...or is it shit happens and life gets in the way?Anyways, learn some more about us with these Would You Rather scenarios, which honestly started out great and ended ...well it ended let's just say that.

Hey y'all!This week's episode is one where Misty and I needed to numb our brains after both having just exhausting days. And instead of leaving you lovely listeners bereft of an episode, we decided to give you a glimpse into what two exhausted millennials talk about when they need to recharge their flesh prisons.

Hey y'all!We are taking a trip down memory lane, and checking to see if our timelines are the same or not.Mandela Effects are real and we need you to understand this.There are so many things that we remember differently from yesteryears, but omg is it insane that SO much is not how we remember.Misty and I believe we are not from this current timeline/reality. Are you?

Hey y'all!We left on one hell of a cliffhanger..literally.But, not all is lost! Valkaria is not dead-dead, just stuck in hell dead. Jaz'Zara pisses off something very...old.Asha receives another visit from the Moonweaver.Althindryn...wallows in self-pity.Valkaria fights her way through her great-great-great-great-great-great (you get the idea) Grandpa's hellish arena battles and tests. Will our heroes accomplish their tasks in time for a happy reunion?Or will they all be too late?Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!

Hey y'all!I know, I'm VERY late to posting this week's episode. Life happened.Anyways, good new folks! No more trivia! (for now)We're back to our reviews and I'm so glad we got to watch one of my favorites of all time. Anything Mel Brooks has my vote.I mean they're men, men in tights!

Hey y'all!Our latest round of trivia takes us around the globe and through different time periods.We tried to keep it entertaining and informative, but you know us and the internet. It always lies and we always end up disappointed. So sit back, relax (if you can), and enjoy the show!

Hey y'all!We decided to check out TriviaCrack for ideas, and while we didn't quite care for the setup and repetition of questions, we did manage to bring you a very Shreky trivia night.After all, Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

Hey y'all!It's your favorite podcast host's birthday!That's right, today we celebrate Misty's birthday with whatever she wants to do, and she decided she wanted a Harry Potter Trivia challenge!There's no other person I would want to do this weekly routine of recording for a podcast than this beautiful human.Join us as I ask Misty all the questions we could find about Harry Potter lore and listen to Misty knock this trivia out of the park. With how much canon and fan-fiction knowledge she has about the Wizarding World, it's no surprise how this trivia night ended.Happy Birthday Misty!

Hey y'all!Welcome back to another D&D episode with your favorite heroes!After a long and arduous journey to flee the burning town after a dragon attack, our heroes find themselves with a little bit of reprieve.Or so we think?Just as soon as our trio is ready to continue heading south towards their destination, they get attacked by the same dragon that ravaged the town.And...some things happen. Battle ensues. Death saving throws occur. Some...don't make it to the end.

Hey y'all!Yes, we are back with more trivia, but with a twist.Join us as both Misty and I try to guess the Disney film based on the worst description you can think of. While Misty thinks we didn't do a horrible job, I on the other hand, feel like I have failed miserably as the Disney person in this group.I will also say that some of these descriptions could work for multiple films as you will hear me argue in this episode.Do you think you'd do better or worse with these descriptors?Let us know in the comments!

Hey y'all!Welcome back to another magical moment in 90s culture!This movie, being a Robin Williams film aside, set the precedent for millennial humor in so many ways. Some of us were introduced to drag for the first time, and we didn't even bat an eye. We're just like yea, that makes sense; a man dresses like an old lady, full prosthetic face and bodysuit, all so he can spend time with his kids.However, teaching kids and adults that even though you're going through something messy and world-shattering, like a divorce, that doesn't mean you can't learn new ways to still be a family. Mrs. Doubtfire says it, "Just because mommy and daddy don't love each other anymore, doesn't mean that they don't love you. There are all sorts of different families. Some families have one mommy, some families have one daddy, or two families. And some children live with their uncle or aunt. Some live with their grandparents, and some children live with foster parents. And some live in separate homes, in separate neighborhoods, in different areas of the country - and they may not see each other for days, or weeks, months... even years at a time. But if there's love, dear... those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever."No matter what type of family dynamic you have, "love is all you need".

Hey y'all! Did you know that roughly every 6 days around the globe, a country celebrates it's independence from Britain? USA starting the rebellion in 1776, like we do. However, in 1996, the entire world fought for it's independence, "not from tyranny, opression, or persecution...but from annhilation." That's right, for one great moment in history, the entire world put aside its petty differences so that we, the human race, could survive an alien invasion. You heard me correctly folks...aliens. And what better way to celebrate the 4th of July with the greatest movie of all time, with the best speech of all time? We bring you, Independence Day!

Hey y'all!Welcome back to another Should Have Stayed Curious Book Club review!In this installment of Book Club we bring you, Morning Glory Milking Farm: Cambric Creek - Sweet & Steamy Monster Romance Book 1.We shit you not....this was a ride. And not the happy Disneyland rides you ride when you want to feel all happy inside.No, this...this was something else. The writing was marginally better than our previous installment of Ogre smut, but that just made things worse.Not to mention there was quite the graphic iteration of sucking, squeezing, and spilling. Just...ickOh let's not forget that some of us listen to the audio book version so not only does our imagination suffer, so do our ears.Stay curious my friends...

Hey y'all!Welcome back to more Jungle June! Today's episode is all about animals - duh - but specifically Disney animals.Misty tests my knowledge yet again with Disney trivia and to see how well I know my Disney animals. I will admit, while I did pretty well, I did forget the names of some very important furry friends (I'm sorry Erin), and I will never live that down. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride!

Hey y'all!As usual, I am late to posting this week's episode. Y'all don't (you do, I know you do) want to know about the bs I suffered on Thursday that just made me nope from the day.Anyways, as promised we bring you our favorite swamp denizen, Shrek!As a child many of us didn't like Shrek and how "rude" he was. As an adult, however, he is everthing we hope to be; to be left alone and live in peace. No unwanted guests, no solicitors, just quiet.Do y'all realize what we would give to just be left alone for just a week? The releif we would feel!Enjoy the trip down memory lane and what has become a household token for many millennials.

Hey y'all!Welcome to Jungle June 2024!We're starting off this month with some Zoboomafoo! Misty grew up watching this show and I...didn't. Once we found out that Misty had seen something that I hadn't well, we just had to watch it and talk about it!I'm surprised I never watched this show considering how much I enjoyed informative shows like this, and the fact that it has to do with animals and I listened to every word Steve Irwin had to say. It would explain a lot about my approach to animals, and Misty's reluctance to let me near any of them.The Kratt Brothers do a great job at teaching their viewers about animals, animal safety, their habitats, etc. I might just have to binge watch this entire show in my 30s.

Hey y'all!Our brave heroes have had it rough. As soon as they reached Shady Creek Run they were attacked by Dragonborn, and Valkaria realized that the key to the city that her father gave her, is gone.They, along with the rest of the villagers of Shady Creek Run, make a run towards the river to avoid the burning city. Our heroes are tired, wounded, at a loss for what comes next. But, at least they have each other. And surprisingly, Althindrin is keeping an eye in the sky on them. We narrowly avoid getting seen by a group of Dwindalian Empire Knights, and slowly figure out what the next steps are.It's never a dull moment with our heroes of The Nameless City, and a chaotic Goose.

Hey y'all!We've FINALLY made it to the end of Season 1 of Vox Machina. While we know there is more to this series, this will be the end of Vox Machina on this podcast. Percy has finally exacted his vengeance, and before nearly killing his new group of friends he's found a way to heal and quiet the demon. He also lost his demonic gun in the process because...better to be safe than sorry. That is to say, he didn't part with his beloved weapon willingly. Taldorei is at peace, the big bad evil guy has been defeated, and Vox Machina is just about to enjoy some peace and quiet...or are they?

Hey y'all!You know how we've been saying that there are just some things you can never forget? These two videos are some of them. My friends and I came across the Badger video once, and it has lived rent-free in our heads since early high-school. It just played on loop and we were too stunned to change the video...Potter Puppet Pals, however, is pure gold. Nothing makes us millennials happier than seeing parodies of shit that we love. Honestly.Enjoy :)

Hey y'all!We're back with more YouTube throwbacks from the early 2000s. This one is a classic that has been referenced by millennials for years, without any prompting because...shoes. Even when we go shopping, y'all can hear us calling to each other in public with "These shoes rule. These shoes suck!"Enjoy :)

Hey y'all!As promised, here is 2 of 2, we bring you Red vs. Blue!This series was created by Rooster Teeth and while I (Ani) have not seen all of these episodes, I appreciate the humor. I appreciate it so much that the whole "Puma" scene has also lived rent free in my head since 2003. For thos of you familiar with the video game Halo, you will recognize a lot of the jokes in this show. I, on the other hand, despised that video game because I would always get shot down as soon as I spawned in. But that's just an old, festered wound. It's fine.Sit back, relax, and enjoy this extreme game of capture the flag!

Hey y'all!Remember how we said we have new things in store for y'all?Well here it is! One of two episodes for today's relase, starting with one of my (Ani) personal favorites, Charlie the Unicorn!This unhinged video has lived rent free in my head since I was 15. And I live with no regerts. That being said, Get Up! We're going to Candy Mountain!

Hey y'all!Welcome to a galaxy far, far away. We finally get Misty to watch the OG Star Wars and enjoy her numerous reactions to well, everything about the movie.Here's a sneak peek at what's to come: "Space exploration and they're calling the neighbor dude a wizard?!"I'm sure many, if not all, of you listeners have seen Star Wars, or at the very least know the premise of the movie. If not, well I feel for you. Watch the movies. Learn things. Anyway, sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride!This episode speaks for itself!

Hey y'all!Our adventure continues with our daring trio. After escaping a werewolf monster attack in a shady Inn dangling on a precipice; one of our girlies receiving a hell puppy, and another finding a gorgeous ivory comb after having been through way more than anyone's fair share of beauty mishaps, our heroes-in-training finally come across Shady Creek Run. Let's not forget that this "lovely" town is a haven for every low-life possible. Which means nothing is going to go smoothly. Did we expect anything less? No. Were we hoping for a little break in the disasters? Yes. When I say things don't go smoothly, what I mean to say is that shit goes way sideways not only does our group get their asses handed to them, but they also lose something. Something important. What will happen next? Stay tuned for more!

Hey y'all!We are back with more of The Armenian Dating Show! Where we ask Talar if she knows/recognizes any of the new faces we see on the show because she knows EVERYONE. We also severely judge the dates these people go on, and just how cringy some can be. Honestly, they should hire us as the matchmakers, because we saw better couplings amongst different people than the dates the producers choose for these saps looking for love. One of the contestants really needs to get over themselves and learn to wear better-fitting clothing. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!

Hey y'all!Welcome to another late post by yours truly. Verily, my sincerest apologies dear listeners. Anyhoo, we continue with our Eurovision entry songs from Armenia as we continue with Armenian Heritage Month!Unlike last time, we remembered to watch only the actual music video submissions and not the stage performance (which might be a separate episode? Maybe? One day?)So sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!

Hey y'all!It's April, which means (for us) that it's Armenian History Month!While we won't be hosting actual history lessons, we will be indulging in some Armenian culture. To start things off, we're going back in time - circa 2006 - to watch Armenia's performances at Eurovision throughout the years.Disclaimer: We realized halfway through that we were watching (not necessarily) the wrong videos - ie. the final performances vs the video they submitted - either way, we now have some interesting images that will live rent-free in our minds for a while.As an added bonus, we will be posting some Armenian culture/language what have you on our Instagram throughout the month so make sure to look out for that!

Hey y'all!Greetings guests, and welcome to Moon Keeper Inn! Our one-star inn is precariously tucked between cliffs and suspended over a massive ravine that will be sure to knock your socks off! While our accomdiations may not be the cleanest of sorts, we make up for it with a stunning view of the moon and a bracing breeze.Our inn is pet friendly, and we offer a delicious dinner of slop!We hope you survive your stay!

Hey y'all!Are y'all sick and tired of our trivia episodes? Too bad, we've got another one coming for you!Don't worry though, we're wrapping things up with our Social Media Trivia!You'd think, as a generation that grew up with the emergence of social media, we'd know almost all the answers. But, alas, we were stumped yet again.Anywho...sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!

Hey y'all!Get your passports and luggage ready, because we're traveling on this episode!Trivia season is upon us and we are here to get our butt's kicked with how much we don't know...again.I-Ani-was hoping I would do pretty well because I leave the house more than our favorite host-Misty-but damn, did I get a rude awakening. I guess it's time I stop being surprised at how little I know of the world. It's like my brain stopped absorbing new information after 2008....Millennial problemsLet's see how well you do as we travel around the globe!So sit back, relax, and enjoy your flight!

Hey, y'all!We're back with more trivia! Join us as we test our knowledge on all things related to gaming and it's history. We didn't do horrible...but the results were still unsatisfactory. Some of the answer choices though, I will say, need updating. The second-hand embarrassment is real in this one.Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!

Hey, y'all!I have but one thing and one thing only to say: Dry Grass BurnsNo, nothing was set on fire, our trio did not burn down or destroy the festival, but they did cause a raucous, possibly getting themselves banned from future festivals. You know, as they do. Sir Goosington, of course, is the culprit to most of the chaos. As per usualEnjoy!

Hey y'all! And welcome to our first Book Review! What started off as a gag, to torment Erin and send her the most unhinged shit possible and nag her into reading a Shrek smut book, turned into a full fledged book club. The name of our club started off as "Erin Will Hate This" Book Club to "Should Have Stayed Curious".Really...we should have stayed curious. While the others in the club read the actual physical book, I decided to get the audiobook version and just get it over with. I can't decide who had it worse...those who had to actually see the bad writing and grammar and syntax and severe lack of editing OR the lone idiot who's ears will forever be haunted by the cadence of Beck's voice...Welcome to our Review of "Get In My Swamp: An Ogre Love Story"We read it, so you don't have to.Enjoy!

Hey, y'all!I have but one thing and one thing only to say: Dry Grass BurnsNo, nothing was set on fire, our trio did not burn down or destroy the festival, but they did cause a raucous, possibly getting themselves banned from future festivals. You know, as they do. Sir Goosington, of course, is the culprit to most of the chaos. As per usualEnjoy!

Hey y'all!The month of loooove is in full swing! (Gag)As your wonderful, forever single hosts, we bring you a game of screaming red flags that will make anyone questioning their single status, quite happy to be (and stay) single. As the idiot who has gone through several failed relationships, this game (along with the filthy reality of the dating world) just crushes any little hope I may have for a happily ever after. IF there was a happily ever after for us, we were born too late. Wrong place, wrong time. Never settle for filth.

Hey y'all!Welcome to February! January always feels like it goes on forever, but alas we are here at the beginning of the second month of 2024...it's all downhill from here.Not only is February the month of love (gag) but it's also Lunar New Year!While we don't have any dragons in store for y'all this month (or do we?) we decided to showcase our bitterness and joy at being single, while watching others suffer the mingling world. That being said, we bring you the next 2 episodes of The Armenian Dating Show! The show that ALL my friends are desperate to get me on as a contestant just so they can enjoy the pre-date interrogation process. The show where we realize just how small a world we live in when Talar tells us she knows half the people on the show, and her strong feelings about some of them. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the wild ride!

Hey y'all!Welcome back to the festival!We've won some prizes, we've made some "friends", we've partaken in more tournaments and wowed the audience as Jaz'Zara shows them all what a real ranger can do. Not only that, but Valkaria gets to go on her first date!And let's not forget the magically imbued ring that Valkaria commissions from Qwak. Magic that is hit or miss at best, and either flings Valkaria towards her staff, or hurls the staff to her. Magic - what can you do?Speaking of magic, Valkaria begins to understand the extent of her magic as she nearly takes out our beloved Asha during a maze. And clearly, Asha will wreak her vengeance.Festivities and prizes and drinks aside, our trio encounters some disturbing scenes; broken lanterns, blood, a body (maybe more). What sinister plots have our trio gotten themselves tangled up into this time?

Hey y'all!From the big waves and warm weather of Hawaii to the snow drenched mountains of somewhere cold as fuck Vermont, Johnny's life is turned upside down as his father, who mind you is an unsympathetic jerk, uproots their family in a move that will change Johnny's life forever. Grab a board (surf or snow ) and get ready to learn why moving your kids in the middle of a school year and without taking their opinions into account suuuucks! Join us as we watch one of the greatest Original Disney Channel movies of all time, Johnny Tsunami!