ThingsDesSays.net Podcasts

Thoughts on John Cena and why you probably don't like him. Plus, what Bray Wyatt can do after wrestling, Sting on the microphone, and Ring of Honor's 13th anniversary.

Canadians can't stop drawing Spock on their money, and the bank of Canada is being really polite aboot it. Plus meet Podman, the world's first vegetarian superhero who happens to be a woman.

Is this year's Hall of Fame more of a macho Hall of Fail? Plus, Randy Orton is back, but we totally saw it coming.

From the independents to the WWE's proving ground, Kevin Steen and El Generico have exemplified great storytelling. The names may be different but the passion is the same.

NXT put on another star-studded super card. Everything else was pretty much the same, though.

Let's edit teh Wikipedia and fix teh bad grammars! Plus, we learn Canada has a Commissioner of Foreign Languages and try to figure out what that means.

Seven-time AVN nominee turned pro wrestling manager Trina Michaels talks about making a radical transition. Plus, other musings on the week in pro graps.

The Oreo Monster makes a mighty comeback to eulogize RadioShack, the haven for overpriced electronics. Plus, a 9-year-old takes The Ring of Power to school and Middle Earth falls apart.

Shooting the breeze on writing, directing, making a foray into standup, and how much alcohol is too much when you're acting. Spoiler: It's a lot.

One of the most boring Rumbles ever capped off by a finish that is totally acceptable.

The kind of justice we dish out is best served with the crusts cut off. We learn you can make a sandwich out of anything.

Standup comic and yoga instructor Regan Talleh stops by to talk Total Divas and learns why weddings never work in wrestling.

What happens when Peter Jackson has to direct The Nativity? We speculate. Plus, the Turkish province of Batman and Michael Bay directs Clifford the Big Red Dog.

A definitive look at the Chris Jericho-Shawn Michaels feud, probably the greatest feud of the last decade. Sit back and enjoy, you gelatinous parasites!

Former Ring of Honor world champion Nigel McGuinness shares his vision for a new pro wrestling alternative, and you can help! Plus, musings on the week that was in pro graps.

First CMP of 2015 is all about comedy, promoting, and ska band Viernese Trece's new album. Pick it up!

In case you were unaware, a wrestling show happened in Japan over the weekend, and it was very good.

Our yearly musings on the highs and lows in pro wrestling and pop culture, a party so big wrestling statistician Chris Harrington drops by. We calculate that you will enjoy this.

Our journey through 1998 in wrestling concludes with Steve Austin nearly being embalmed and a *shocking* end to Goldberg's streak. It sucked.

Our last weekly show this year has a lot of stairs, chairs, and we just don't care.

New Japan goes way over the top! Plus, we talk about CM Punk, because it would hurt our nerd cred if we didn't.

A former Walmart employee shares Walmart horror stories in celebration (or horror) of the recent Black Friday.

An interview with the founder of the first dating website for wrestling fans. Plus, Sting finally shows up in WWE and HOLY CRAP!

Where we compare Jennifer Lawrence to Pikachu and wonder what would happen if Dr. Dre helped us create our very own electric mouse, who then had to go to rehab. We weren't even stoned for this!

Vince McMahon gets kidnaped and almost murdered, the LWO runs wild, and New Jack says mean things about everyone.

Grumpy Cat lands on Raw tonight, and with Survivor Series coming up Sunday, anything can happen.

There's a tiger loose in Paris, and it may or may not be eating French people. Plus, how did Doctor Who do with a lady Master?

Vince McMahon graced the universe with his divine presence. Also, Tokyo Dome comes to North American PPV, so yay!

Brainstorming sesh on how Faraaz can come party with us in April. Plus, our fascination with absurd news stories continues.

A whole lot of appreciation for that guy who went to anger management in '06 "for real!"

Post-Halloween spooks: France says "non" to clowns, people try to marry ghosts, and it's a Hag in a Box!

Our pilot for a new show in which Reggie Reyes gets hammered and does a podcast.

What if we went to Vegas and hung out with Gordon ramsay? Plus, what is Lupe Fiasco saying in his new song? We think it's about cats!

Chucky the Doll appears on a wrestling show to antagonize Rick Steiner, Vince McMahon is hospitalized and bed panned, and Steve Austin uses a Zamboni to break the ice.

A rundown of the haps in pro graps, and we sign up to the first dating site for wrestling fans.

What if zombies learned to be agricultural and how to drive Uber cars? Plus, a bunch of movie ideas you can totally steal about a drug-trafficking dog voiced by Will Smith.

#WestCoastWispy has some angry words for the WWE Network. Plus, Ambrose-Rollins-Cena has some mad potential, dog.

It's our epic return, in which a sad mail man steals letters and dogs prove they're way more democratic than you!

Jay Leno and the Warrior are in WCW pay-per-view main events, and Kane and the Undertaker are killing fools.

Where does Roman Reigns fit in now?

What begins as an interview with the great Adam Connie quickly becomes a hilarious meeting of the comedic minds. Oh, and we forgot to turn off the recorder! Lucky you!

Awful television must stop! Plus, Mexican wrestling that isn't actually Mexican coming to America.

Now an ordained minister and family man, the legendary Ivan Koloff has spent the last 50 years interacting with the wrestling business. Now it's time to tell his story, and he needs your help.

Seth Clark tells Des about earning his Master's Degree while doing standup, his love of "talking' shit," and more. Special appearances by Brian Blanco and Zach Miller.

Alberto del Rio is gone. Plus all the other haps in pro graps.

Des and Tom West talk about how punk rock they were when they were six. Plus, music can change the world.

Our U.K. friends are finally getting WWE Network, and Faraaz thinks Kane is "a whiny bitch." Is he wrong?

Des talks to Katie Madden about SDCC and interviews himself from the future.

We celebrate the life, but more importantly death, of TNA. It's a celebration so grand even Faraaz's family stops by.

We're starting an emo band called No Pants Romance. Plus, penis enlargement and why it sucks.

Battleground stuff. Vince Russo gossip. Not our best.