TrashCats TrashCast

can't sleep, won't sleep, gotta feed cats!(feeding cats while the machines debate god)

I don't care what anyone says -the moment an entire stadium of people sing that- "probably A minorrrrr" is just weird. feels bad man.

(no one can hear your beautiful music in the gun room) it's time to cash in those sleep tokensCULTURE = ART X POWER

how to rob old people and catch snakes

they lost everything for cheese (trying to fix the internet)

Never haggle on horses - the warlocks are too drunk with power (yelling about art)

Lemme micro loot a lil charity dawg. The Trashcats unlock an infinite money glitch! $$$

The death of a GoonLord goes viral. The Trashcats run analysis.

The United States of America's DOGMEN start to end civilizations. Just war theory is dead - and the angry banana stand hypothetical is born. FEATURING MUSIC BY SANDKRAWLER bandcamp link https://sandkrawler.bandcamp.com/album/sandkrawler

Kidney stones at olive garden and boiled angels on the internet.

Even dust bunnies deserve some sunlight.

never accept the unacceptable

Eating cheesecake in hell

A three hour debate with a philosophy major.Thanks Nathan!

Mind wiped by cop slop to prepare for an art debate.sO wHaT iS aRt AnYwAys???

Defending an invisible castle with an army of Mirages

Join us for an AMA celebration of 1 million plays!

Chaos magicians are feasting on the heart of our nation. These spiritually septic freaks believe they are ordained by god to rule the masses. The Trashcats review a video essay by @blondepolitics - check out her youtube linked below. (and shout out to the pissers)The Trashcats support your endeavors

What will it take to win our war against the historical society?? Are horses the secret key to crime??? 

praying that all the church ceilings will collapse on christmas

Coyotes tried to eat my laptop.

*WE'VE OFFICIALLY BEEN DECLARED AS ENEMIES OF THE STATE*the federal government has determined that we are Nihilist Violent Extremists (NVE)Still feeling pretty chill though. *----------*—————*----------*—————*----------*—————*(crossed-eye-eagle.jpeg) ---FREEDOM OF DISINFORMATION ACT REQUEST---(IN REGARDS TO): TRASHCATS TRASHCASTS V. THE UNITED STATES*CURRENT LEGAL STATUS: ENEMIES OF THE STATE*DECLARATION VIA: PRESIDENTIAL MEMORANDA 9-25-2025TERRY STATUS: ACQUIREDNVE STATUS: CONFIRMEDEVIDENTIAL BASIS:ANTI CHRISTIAN/ANTIAMERICAN PROPAGANDISTS (FLAG BURNERS)*(PENDING CONVICTIONS)*------*-------USE 1ST AMENDMENT TO MOCK AMERICAN VALUES-REFERS TO CHRISTIANS AS 'NAIL LICKERS'-CLAIMS TO BE REAL PATRIOT BUT REFUSES TO PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG-CALLED PRESIDENT TRUMP A ‘RET**D' ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS (POTENTIAL TREASON, AWAITING SUPREME COURT REVIEW)-BELIEVES IN DEMOCRACY AND THE CONSTITUTION-MAKERS OF DEGENERATE ART-PROMOTED CRIMES/‘GOING FAST'-DISTRIBUTION OF DOUBLE BUBBLE BRINE BARN SYRUP-DOESN'T WANT TO GENOCIDE GAYS-SUSPECTED MEMBERS OF TRANSTIFA-THINKS CHURCH SHOOTINGS ARE FUNNY-CONSISTENTLY COMMITS THOUGHT CRIMES*(OVERALL RISK ASSESSMENT LEVEL: LV 5 FERAL, SUBCLASS : GODLESS)*LV5*F-GLSPECIES: RACCOON KITTEN MEDICAL CONDITIONS: BIG HEART, BIGGER DICKPSYCH STATUS: TDS (SEVERE)BLOOD TYPE: CHEESECIRCUMCISION STATUS/AUTISM: UNKNOWNSTRENGTHS: SARCASM/ VAPINGWEAKNESS: COCAINE (OPIOIDS/TRANQUILIZERS NOT EFFECTIVE)SPECIAL ABILITY(S): YAPPIN WEAPON OF CHOICE: TRASHCATS TRASHCAST (AWARD WINNING PODCAST)DISTINGUISHING MARKS: COVERED IN THE BLOOD OF THEIR ENEMIES/ FLEASCURRENT SOCIAL STATUS: BASEDCURRENT LEGAL STATUS: WANTED FOR QUESTIONING/ARRESTWARNINGS: APPROACH WITH CAUTION (KNOWN RABIES EXPOSURE)AGENT ASSIGNED: HOMELAND SECURITY: (SPECIAL AGENT BOBO)OTHER COMMENTS: LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE (cat-meme.gif)

Become beautiful - Never die in ugly places.  Featuring music by Contraceptives.Check em out on Spotify (link below) - or on Apple Music, YouTube, and Instagram :)https://open.spotify.com/artist/5Nan0Xz0g5ZyCKgLUyizUl?si=TDcxFLYxSuib8iFLCy1yyg

Kirk catches a tracheotomy. Mr. Saw sets the bear traps.The end of winter- and the great turtle meat debate CHOMP CHOMP splaaaattt

Drinking blood and growing wings- Thomas Nagel toys with the "phenomenological features" of subjective experience and pushes the limits of human imagination.

Don't follow the cult - Lead the cult(robbing government supply trains since 1933)

Celebrating 200 episodes of trash with a big ol mug of double bubble. Thank you for all the podcast awards

*Seinfeld voice* So whats the deal with that Epstein fella anyway??? ( Kramer bangs a G of nose clams in the background)

If you drink enough tiger milk you become invincible .

*dances in the ashes*

Would you clone your cat?

I bet 10k on a sperm race and all i got was a concussion. *national anthem plays in background of hospital*

magic is not real.

WE MUST WAR THE CHRISTIANS BEFORE THEY DESTROY WHATS LEFT OF OUR COUNTRY.In attempt to seize religious supremacy -Donald Trump has established a new christian task force: The White House Faith Office. The cruel hypocrisy of the republican religious are "poisoning the blood of our country” *Christian Nationalism is a threat to our democratic freedom*King Trump impersonates the pope.Vance misses church (got stuck in the couch)Pam Bondi goons to gods glory.Paula White just loves scamming.And Pete Hagseth just loves torture. NGNMCTCFYG

becoming your therapists favorite therapist

RIP

Sometimes ya just gotta go all in on the soup.

looking at a study about the negative vibes and utility of art - what an unfortunate set of circumstances."People are more willing to engage with negative content when it is presented as art rather than as a straightforward photograph, according to new research published"Big if true.

Jesus cuts us open- its really uncomfortable.

The flat earth losers got sent to Antarctica

don't backstab your friends in a dungeon...also the telsa loser dropped a manifesto :)

Traitor (and Russian Shill) Tim Pool makes fun of a PhD paper about the politics and ethics of smell...so we make fun of him (and his smelly tumor) SKUNKS STINK

$camerica Enters the Vigilante Era *strange times in weird places* vig·i·lan·te (noun) a member of a self-appointed group of citizens who undertake law enforcement in their community without legal authority, typically because the legal agencies are thought to be inadequate.

Taylor Swift destroyed the United States of America...and we are never ever getting back together.

GET IN THE GOD DAM CAR WE'RE GOING TO FLAVORTOWN

Intravenous copium? Lets get it crackinn

Evangelist pastor Eric Conn teaches us about biblical sexuality and shows us how to find the ideal woman. He's a gross person.

*low effort and maximum grime, a comfortable assassin commits no crime* -ancient proverb

The true story of the Juggalos

crucifixions in every major city :) FYG

orange syrup and clownshoes *honk honk*