TrashCats TrashCast

*WE'VE OFFICIALLY BEEN DECLARED AS ENEMIES OF THE STATE*the federal government has determined that we are Nihilist Violent Extremists (NVE)Still feeling pretty chill though. *----------*—————*----------*—————*----------*—————*(crossed-eye-eagle.jpeg) ---FREEDOM OF DISINFORMATION ACT REQUEST---(IN REGARDS TO): TRASHCATS TRASHCASTS V. THE UNITED STATES*CURRENT LEGAL STATUS: ENEMIES OF THE STATE*DECLARATION VIA: PRESIDENTIAL MEMORANDA 9-25-2025TERRY STATUS: ACQUIREDNVE STATUS: CONFIRMEDEVIDENTIAL BASIS:ANTI CHRISTIAN/ANTIAMERICAN PROPAGANDISTS (FLAG BURNERS)*(PENDING CONVICTIONS)*------*-------USE 1ST AMENDMENT TO MOCK AMERICAN VALUES-REFERS TO CHRISTIANS AS 'NAIL LICKERS'-CLAIMS TO BE REAL PATRIOT BUT REFUSES TO PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG-CALLED PRESIDENT TRUMP A ‘RET**D' ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS (POTENTIAL TREASON, AWAITING SUPREME COURT REVIEW)-BELIEVES IN DEMOCRACY AND THE CONSTITUTION-MAKERS OF DEGENERATE ART-PROMOTED CRIMES/‘GOING FAST'-DISTRIBUTION OF DOUBLE BUBBLE BRINE BARN SYRUP-DOESN'T WANT TO GENOCIDE GAYS-SUSPECTED MEMBERS OF TRANSTIFA-THINKS CHURCH SHOOTINGS ARE FUNNY-CONSISTENTLY COMMITS THOUGHT CRIMES*(OVERALL RISK ASSESSMENT LEVEL: LV 5 FERAL, SUBCLASS : GODLESS)*LV5*F-GLSPECIES: RACCOON KITTEN MEDICAL CONDITIONS: BIG HEART, BIGGER DICKPSYCH STATUS: TDS (SEVERE)BLOOD TYPE: CHEESECIRCUMCISION STATUS/AUTISM: UNKNOWNSTRENGTHS: SARCASM/ VAPINGWEAKNESS: COCAINE (OPIOIDS/TRANQUILIZERS NOT EFFECTIVE)SPECIAL ABILITY(S): YAPPIN WEAPON OF CHOICE: TRASHCATS TRASHCAST (AWARD WINNING PODCAST)DISTINGUISHING MARKS: COVERED IN THE BLOOD OF THEIR ENEMIES/ FLEASCURRENT SOCIAL STATUS: BASEDCURRENT LEGAL STATUS: WANTED FOR QUESTIONING/ARRESTWARNINGS: APPROACH WITH CAUTION (KNOWN RABIES EXPOSURE)AGENT ASSIGNED: HOMELAND SECURITY: (SPECIAL AGENT BOBO)OTHER COMMENTS: LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE (cat-meme.gif)

Become beautiful - Never die in ugly places.  Featuring music by Contraceptives.Check em out on Spotify (link below) - or on Apple Music, YouTube, and Instagram :)https://open.spotify.com/artist/5Nan0Xz0g5ZyCKgLUyizUl?si=TDcxFLYxSuib8iFLCy1yyg

Kirk catches a tracheotomy. Mr. Saw sets the bear traps.The end of winter- and the great turtle meat debate CHOMP CHOMP splaaaattt

Drinking blood and growing wings- Thomas Nagel toys with the "phenomenological features" of subjective experience and pushes the limits of human imagination.

Don't follow the cult - Lead the cult(robbing government supply trains since 1933)

Celebrating 200 episodes of trash with a big ol mug of double bubble. Thank you for all the podcast awards

*Seinfeld voice* So whats the deal with that Epstein fella anyway??? ( Kramer bangs a G of nose clams in the background)

If you drink enough tiger milk you become invincible .

*dances in the ashes*

Would you clone your cat?

I bet 10k on a sperm race and all i got was a concussion. *national anthem plays in background of hospital*

magic is not real.

WE MUST WAR THE CHRISTIANS BEFORE THEY DESTROY WHATS LEFT OF OUR COUNTRY.In attempt to seize religious supremacy -Donald Trump has established a new christian task force: The White House Faith Office. The cruel hypocrisy of the republican religious are "poisoning the blood of our country” *Christian Nationalism is a threat to our democratic freedom*King Trump impersonates the pope.Vance misses church (got stuck in the couch)Pam Bondi goons to gods glory.Paula White just loves scamming.And Pete Hagseth just loves torture. NGNMCTCFYG

becoming your therapists favorite therapist

RIP

Sometimes ya just gotta go all in on the soup.

looking at a study about the negative vibes and utility of art - what an unfortunate set of circumstances."People are more willing to engage with negative content when it is presented as art rather than as a straightforward photograph, according to new research published"Big if true.

Jesus cuts us open- its really uncomfortable.

The flat earth losers got sent to Antarctica

don't backstab your friends in a dungeon...also the telsa loser dropped a manifesto :)

Traitor (and Russian Shill) Tim Pool makes fun of a PhD paper about the politics and ethics of smell...so we make fun of him (and his smelly tumor) SKUNKS STINK

$camerica Enters the Vigilante Era *strange times in weird places* vig·i·lan·te (noun) a member of a self-appointed group of citizens who undertake law enforcement in their community without legal authority, typically because the legal agencies are thought to be inadequate.

Taylor Swift destroyed the United States of America...and we are never ever getting back together.

GET IN THE GOD DAM CAR WE'RE GOING TO FLAVORTOWN

Intravenous copium? Lets get it crackinn

Evangelist pastor Eric Conn teaches us about biblical sexuality and shows us how to find the ideal woman. He's a gross person.

*low effort and maximum grime, a comfortable assassin commits no crime* -ancient proverb

The true story of the Juggalos

crucifixions in every major city :) FYG

orange syrup and clownshoes *honk honk*

art sucks

Will Donald J trump be anointed as our first presidential king or is he destined to die in prison? "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." 

(the feeling of throwing art in the trash)

this dude really out here thinking he dangerous *glizzy overdrive : ENGAGE * shout out to the homies

They'll steal the poop right out of your butt.

your shitty car dies in a zoo parking lot - and you have 30 pounds of fruit.

*rails viagra* cause god told me to

*day dreams about genocide* /ᐢ⑅ᐢ ♡ ₊˚ᶠYͧoͨᵏu ꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ ♡‧₊˚ ♡ ./づ~ :¨·.·¨: ₊˚ `·..·‘ ₊˚ ♡ *

no meat and no martyrs

*Sherlocks into murky waters* Uncensored Footage https://www.reddit.com/r/wisconsin/comments/1bw15uk/video_of_deadly_fight_that_led_to_apple_river/

Once again we find ourselves wrestling with HARD men as our war with christian dominionism RAGES on. 'Pastor' Eric Conn is a coward and we are here to prove it. (Special thanks to WIll for joining us, love ya bro

The weaponization of music is the use of music as a tool to supplement, enhance, or encourage violent force. From music used in torture, political anthems, and propaganda- all the way to ghetto gas stations blasting classical music. *Highly recommend using headphones for this episode and using the intro as your guide to balancing your volume, ideally you should not need to adjust after* ***CREDITS*** ARTICLE: Highly recommend checking out the original article by Alex Ross at... https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/07/04/when-music-is-violence TRACKLAST: Angerfist-In A Million Years- (trashxcat meowmix) Nine Inch Nails - Ghost 1 Nine Inch Nails - Ghost 2 Kamasi Washington - Street Fighter Mas Nine Inch Nails - Ghost 3 Luciano Pavarotti - "Nessun dorma" from Turandot (The Three Tenors in Concert 1994) Alice Cooper - No More Mr. Nice Guy  AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long Himsa - Anathema DedeSabunge - Baby Shark Trap Remix (war horn) (call to arms) Acapella Al-Qaeda chant (supposedly)  Honor - Krew I Honor Nine Inch Nails - Ghost 9 Leftover Crack -Athiest Anthem Dead Kennedys - Nazi Punks Fuck Off CJ Goon x Sha Ek x 30 - How You Every O Shot Burzum - Jesus' Tod Silencer- Death Pierce Me George Collier - Emojis But They're Jazz Chords  (sounds of war mix) Angerfist ft Preadtor - Silent Notes Nine Inch Nails - Ghost 33 (LRAD sound cannon in Pittsburg) (Misquito sound device) (the Brown Note) Enya - Only Time Cannibal Corpse - The Time To Kill Is Now J.S. Bach - Prelude in C Major- by Rosseau Enviromental Muzak - Never Love Again Pollini - Chopin Etude Op.10 No.2 ScreamerClauz - Girls Like To Be Cut) Infected Mushroom -Insane  Naked City - Bonehead “Rosamunde” 1944 polka The Andrews Sisters - Beer Barrel Polka Larry Elgart - Hooked On Swing Metallica- Fuel AC/DC- TNT Richard Wagner - Ride Of The Valkyries Throbbing Gristle- Discipline Diamanda Galás ft John Paul Jones- John Stewart Show 1994 (Skotoseme) Igor Stravinsky ~ "L'oiseau de feu" Finale Clockwork Orange 1971 - 'Ludvico Technique' (Beethoven Ninth Symphony, Fourth Movement) Aphex Twin / Children of Men - “Zen Music” (omgyjya switch7) DB7 - Barney Theme Drill Remix Brian Russell - Mumia Speaks - Abu Ghraib Part2 Christina Aguilera - Genie In A Bottle World Music OFCL - Epic Arabian Music, Golden Age (tuning radio) Deicide - Fuck Your God DMX - Ruff Ryder's Anthem Eminem - Kim Drowning Pool - Bodies Skinny Puppy - Empte Slayer - Angel of Death Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise System of A Down -Prison Song Michael Jackson Eminem - Go To Sleep Lamb of God - Ruin George M. Cohan - Over There Metallica- One Smashing Pumpkins - Bullet With Butterfly Wings Rage Against The Machine - Killing In The Name  (chop, chop, chop:) Marilyn Manson - The Beautiful People Beethoven-Moonlight Sonatas Sublime -What I Got Britney Spears - Toxic Katy Perry - Firework Eminem - Insane Robin Thicke ft Pharrell -Blurred Lines Eminem - Just Loose It (Stephen Colbert interviews Eminem) Brotha Lynch Hung ft Trizz - MDK  Prince - Darling Nikki N.W.A - Fuck Tha Police The 2 Live Crew - Me So Horny (Tipper Gore 1986 Interview) John Faustus - Acid Brainwashing (GTA V death) Jordi Savall - plays Abel, Bach, Schenck (lil John) J-Free -Recipes (reintroduction) COVER ART : Zdzisław Beksiński - The Trumpeter GO FAST - EAT TRASH

purple pills and other pretty poisons

Ricky got exposed to rabies. He's prolly gonna die.

Had to buy a second yacht just to hold all these podcast awards

are all Irish alcoholics?

Clowning on the third Republican Trash presidential primary debate - *for best results make popcorn* TLDR SUMMARY: Tim Scott - licks cows for God The man who ate Chris Christie - goes hypoglycemic Vivek Ramaswamy- took to many 'riddle skittles' and tries selling the audience Dogecoin Nikki Haley - tries to stab Vivek with her Stilettos Ron DeSantis- grinds his teeth to dust and skins half his face The Moderators - have big egg heads The Audience - cheers to kill people while drooling The Trashcats - reenact the ending of Fight Club as the stage burns :)

(do crime secretly)

With the confidence of Charizard and the potential of  Charmander-- the Trashcats address some regrets. 

*final boss music* * (Unedited debate on Pinecreeks youtube is here, definitely recommend checking out his stuff- our convo starts around 3hrs30min) https://www.youtube.com/live/nrF3rg43EhQ?si=FIZ6TNPJ1r7mORsw * New upload schedule starting for 2024: Year of the Trashcat. Random in the meantime :) big stuff on the way homies

Degenerate problems require Degenerate solutions. The gang fights over a liver transplant. Thanks Will :) Uploads random till the end of the year. Back Big 2024: Year of the Trashcat (youtube launchhhhhh)