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Just two friends discussing media badly

Thomas Stimpson and Kelham Metcalf


    • May 21, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 32m AVG DURATION
    • 218 EPISODES


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    Unqualified Observers #185: Only Lovers Left Alive

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2025 76:15


    What does true love look like, is all human love fleeting since death will arrive at some point? If that is true, then the only real lovers left in the world are the ones who never die. This and many other themes are touched on in the latest episode of Unqualified Observers. Come join Kelham and Thomas in this fun look at the vampire romance from 2013, "Only Lovers Left Alive." See what Tilda Swinton, Tom Hiddleston, Mia Wasikowska, and the late greats Anton Yelchin and John Hurt have to offer in this hauntingly beautiful and deliberately paced film. But don't worry, there is still plenty of time for the tangents we all know you love. So what are you waiting for, listen to the latest episode and find out for yourself.As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences.Contact Us:Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.comSocials - @observecast @unqualifiedobserversKelham - @coolgollumThomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #184: The Royal Tenenbaums

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2025 70:10


    In honor of the great Gene Hackman, this week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, sit down to discuss the classic Wes Anderson film, "The Royal Tenenbaums." Come join in the fun as we discuss a gem from the early 2000's. From Ben Stiller, Gwyneth Paltrow, Owen and Luke Wilson, Gene Hackman, and many more, this film is one of the most stacked casts in film history. The main question is how well does this movie hold up some twenty years later? The only way to find out is to tune into the latest episode and get Unqualified.As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences.Contact Us:Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.comSocials - @observecast @unqualifiedobserversKelham - @coolgollumThomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #183: Pokémon the Movie 2000 (with Collin Miller)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2025 93:33


    In the latest episode of Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas are joined by frequent guest Collin Miller to discuss the second movie in the ongoing Pokémon franchise, "Pokémon the Movie 2000." Does this childhood favorite from the late 90's hold up, or is it better left in the past with our childhoods? There is only one way to find out, and that is to tune into this conversation. There are so many topics to get deep into, from what you would want for your starter, to the value in sending children out to battle dangerous wild animals. So come join in the conversation and get ready to throw physics out the window, because it is time for Pokémon to get Unqualified. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences.Contact Us:Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.comSocials - @observecast @unqualifiedobserversKelham - @coolgollumThomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #182: The Dead Don't Die (2019)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2025 57:54


    In this week's episode the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, sit down to discuss the Jim Jarmusch meta-zombie film, "The Dead Don't Die." What happens when Bill Murray, Adam Driver, Tilda Swinton, Danny Glover, and a whole host of other characters find themselves in a zombie uprising in a small town? Is this a hidden gem that people need to see, or does this film somehow miss the mark and not add up to the sum of its parts? I guess the only way to find out is to tune into the episode. So come join in the fun and stop waiting to find out.As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences.Contact Us:Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.comSocials- @observecast @unqualifiedobserversKelham - @coolgollumThomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #181: Invincible Season 3 Episodes 5-8 Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2025 68:49


    This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, finally get to discuss the second half of season 3 of Invincible. We apologize for the delay, had some bad luck with illness and scheduling, but this episode will be worth the wait. Come join in the conversation as we discuss the far reaching consequences that these last few episodes deal with and what might be coming next in the future. This is an episode you won't want to miss.As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences.Contact Us:Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.comSocials - @observecast @unqualifiedobserversKelham - @coolgollumThomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #180: Major League (1989)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2025 67:21


    In this week's episode the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, head to the baseball field to discuss one of the all time sports movies, Major League. With a star studded cast including Charlie Sheen, Wesley Snipes, and Tom Berenger, this movie is able to balance the teamwork and comradery just like the team they are portraying. So come join in the fun and find out what we thought of this movie.As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences.Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.comSocials - @observecast @unqualifiedobserversKelham - @coolgollumThomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #179 Invincible Season 3 Episodes 1-4 Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2025 117:44


    This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, sit down to discuss the first half of "Invincible" Season 3. Come join in the fun and find out what Mark Grayson and everyone else is up to in their world of superpowered heroes and villains. It is a break from the usual episodes, but still a very fun conversation and don't worry, there is still plenty of time for the tangents we all know you love.As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences.Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.comSocials - @observecast @unqualifiedobserversKelham - @coolgollumThomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #178: Moon (2009)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2025 61:13


    In this week's episode of Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas sit down to discuss the often overlooked 2009 film, "Moon" starring Sam Rockwell and Sam Rockwell. Does this film deserve to be reappraised and given more love in the sci-fi community or was this a movie better off in the past? That is one of the questions we are trying to answer in this podcast, but to find out the answer to that and many other questions, you will have to tune in to find out. Don't worry though, there is still more than enough time for the tangents that we all know you love.As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences.Contact Us:Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.comSocials - @observecast @unqualifiedobserversKelham - @coolgollumThomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #177: Blue Velvet

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2025 82:36


    This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas take a look at one of David Lynch's most notable films, "Blue Velvet." To pay homage to the visionary director, we decided to see what would happen when innocent people take a look at the darker side of life. Find out what we thought of this controversial film and how relevant the themes still are 40 years later. Don't worry though, there is still plenty of time for the tangents we all know you love. So come join in the conversation and take a joy ride with us into depravity and violence. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #176: When Harry Met Sally

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2025 74:23


    With the new year just starting, the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, felt it was only right to ring in 2025 with the best New Year's movie of all time, "When Harry Met Sally". Not only is this the best New Year's movie, but it is also one of the best romantic comedies and movies of the 1980's. Come join in the fun as we discuss the iconic scenes that are still being talked about 35 years after the movie was released. But don't worry, there is still more than enough time for the tangents we all know you love. So come find out what holds up in this movie and for the younger listeners, find out what a rolodex is used for. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast so it can continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #175: The Lord of the Rings (1978)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2025 61:43


    In this week's episode of Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, sit down to discuss the original Lord of the Rings film from the 1970's. Does squeezing Fellowship and Two Towers into one film lessen the story, does the animation and rotoscoping hold up, does Gandalf hate Samwise more than the Dark Lord? These are just some of the important questions discussed in this fun conversation about Middle-Earth, the 70's, and how many belts a human is allowed to wear at once. Come join in the conversation and find out what we thought of this "classic?" film. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #174: The Substance (2024)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2024 81:45


    If you could clone a younger, better version of yourself, would you? If you did, what kind of person would both of you become. This and much more are discussed in the latest episode of Unqualified Observers. Come join in the conversation as Kelham and Thomas breakdown Demi Moore, Margaret Qualley, and Dennis Quaid's performances and choices in one of the most intriguing films of 2024. Don't worry, there is still plenty of time for all the tangents we know you love. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #173: Frequency (2000)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2024 90:25


    If you could talk to your father 30 years in the past, what would you say to them? Thats the question presented in the film, "Frequency," starring Dennis Quaid and Jim Caviezal. Does the movie believably explain the premise and deliver on its concept? The Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, will answer that and much more in the latest episode of Unqualified Observers. But don't worry, there is still plenty of time for the tangents that we all know you love. So come join in the conversation and see if this movie holds up, or if it should have been left in the millennium along with Napster and Nokia phones. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #172: Don't Move

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2024 92:07


    This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, sit down to discuss one of the latest films to come out on Netflix, "Don't Move." If you were given a paralytic agent by a serial killer and only had 20 minutes to hide before your body shuts down, what would you do? This is the question posed by "Don't Move", but does this film bring more than that simple premise? Tune in to find out what we think about this unique set up and if the film is able to rise above the gimmick. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this episode to help the podcast continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #171: The Night of the Hunter (1955)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2024 90:34


    In this week's episode of Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, sit down to discuss Charles Laughton's only entry in the world of film, 1955's "The Night of the Hunter". Does this greatly revered classic stand the test of time? Only one way to find out, and that is by tuning in to the latest episode. From the stunning lighting and camera work, to Robert Mitchum's ominous presence as Harry Powell, this movie will have you wondering if the people in your life are harboring dark secrets and intentions. So what are you waiting for, come join in the conversation and see why this film is considered a classic in the film community. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast so it can continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #170: Suitable Flesh

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2024 74:45


    If you had the ability to choose your body, would you stay in your own? Join the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, as we jump into the modern day psychological horror film starring Heather Graham, "Suitable Flesh." Does this film from 2023 have the best backgrounds? Maybe not, but join in the conversation and find out what this movie got right and just how crazy the conversation gets. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast so it can continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @stimpyisking Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #169: Maxxxine

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2024 104:02


    Well you know what they say, third charm's the time. Or is it? Join the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, with special guest David Dimarkus, in this week's episode as we talk through the third movie in the trilogy from Ti West "Maxxxine." Does this Giallo-esque flick pass the mustard, or does it make the whole sandwich soggy? Listen in to find out! As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #168: Legend (1985)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2024 128:37


    But soft, what light through yonder window flips? It's Tom Cruise, and I can't tell you how many times we've asked him to stop flipping through our French bay window, but y'all he just will not listen. Join the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, for a movie that's Legend-wait for it... it's...it's Legend from 1985. Can we decipher just what happened in the mind of Ridley Scott to bring such a thing to life? Listen in and find out in this week's episode! As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers: Rings of Power Season 2 Episode 8 Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2024 128:12


    Season 2 of Amazon's Rings of Power has finally come to a close and the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, will breakdown all the goings-ons one final time before Season 3 makes it's premier in 2026. How did the season wrap up, and was it a strong foot to go out on? The only way to find the answers is to tune into the latest episode and find out what we thought. So what are you waiting for, press play and enjoy one final deep dive before our extended break from Middle-Earth. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #167: Field of Dreams (1989)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2024 111:22


    In the latest episode of Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, sit down to discuss one of the classic baseball films to honor the passing of James Earl Jones. This release also happens to coincide with the MLB playoffs going on. So if you happen to be a fan of the American pastime, or just miss your Dad, tune into this great conversation about a movie that will have you wanting a catch. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @uqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers: Rings of Power Season 2 Episode 7 Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2024 106:57


    This week in the Rings of Power Report, the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, breakdown the latest episode of Amazon's "Rings of Power." Its an all out siege in Eregion with Adar attempting to take down Sauron once and for all. Will he be successful, or will Elrond and his band of merry elves be able to save the day? There is so much to discuss in this episode and so little time. So jump into the conversation and see what we felt about this episode. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast so it can keep growing and finding new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers: Rings of Power Season 2 Episode 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2024 50:55


    In the latest episode of the Unqualified Observers look into Amazon's "Rings of Power" we find Numenor in flux and a important trial about to get underway. Meanwhile, Sauron is really digging his claws into Celebrimbor and Adar is seeing if there is a new alliance to be made. Will everything come together as planned or will there be a few bumps along the way? Tune into the latest episode brought to you by the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, to find out. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #166: Starve Acre

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2024 111:14


    It's time for the House of the Dragon and Rings of Power crossover we have all been waiting for, as Matt Smith and Morfydd Clark deal with grief and dark forces in "Starve Acre." Come join the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, as they analyze this addition to the folklore-horror genre. Is there a correct way to grieve a terrible loss, or does anything that helps you acceptable? These are some of the questions that will be tackled in this episode, but there is still time for some fun and all the tangents we all know you love. So what are you waiting for, tune into the latest episode and see what this film is all about. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast so it can continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @stimpyisking Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers: Rings of Power Season 2 Episode 5 Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2024 95:16


    This week in the Rings of Power, a lot has happened to move the story forward and some of the machinations of war have started to finally take hold. Are the Dwarfs and Elves setting themselves up for failure with their course of action? Does anyone have the power to stop "Kevin" from his rampage of petulant destruction? There is only one way to find out and that is by tuning into this podcast to find out what the Unqualified Observers think of these developments. Join Kelham and Thomas in their conversation about the latest episode in Amazon's Rings of Power. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast so it can continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #165: Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2024 77:14


    In this week's episode of Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas take a trip to a dystopian wasteland filled with mutants and wrestlers. We aren't talking about Detroit, but instead the fictional city of Frogtown. We follow Rowdy Roddy Piper and his chastity belt around as he attempts to save a harem of fertile women from the Frog King and his "three snakes". Is this a hidden gem from the 80's or a movie best off forgetting? Join in the fun to find out since we watched the movie so you don't have to. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers: Rings of Power Season 2 Episode 4 Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2024 87:22


    In this week's episode of the Rings of Power Report, the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, sit down to discuss the goings-on's between the elves and humans in the world of Middle Earth. From determining who can be trusted to who's advice should be heeded, this episode is filled with a lot to discuss. Do Tom Bombadill and the Ents add more intrigue or questions to this show, and what is going on with the Stranger and Nori? Tune into the latest episode to find out what we think. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers: Rings of Power Season 2 Episode 3 Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2024 83:55


    In the latest episode of Amazon's "Rings of Power" we finally get to spend some time with the Numinorians and the other humans. Find out what the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, thought about this development and what we think is going to happen going forward. There is a lot to unpack and so little time, so join in the conversation and find out what worked and didn't work in this latest episode. Al always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers: Rings of Power Season 2 Episode 2 Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2024 76:50


    Welcome back to another review in the Rings of Power Report. This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, get to discuss the Dwarfs and what has been going on in Moria. There is also more unfolding with Sauron and the elves. So much to discuss and so little time, so stop waiting and find out what we think of the latest episode in the series. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham _ @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers: Rings of Power Season 2 Episode 1 Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2024 77:22


    Welcome back to another episodic review brought to you by the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas. This week we sit down to discuss the first episode in the second season of Amazon Prime's "Rings of Power". Come join in the conversation as we discuss all the happenings going on in Middle-Earth and find out what we thought of the opening salvo from this shows latest episode. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #164: Beetlejuice (1988)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2024 52:58


    This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, sit down with a couple of ghosts and goths as we discuss Tim Burton's 1988 film, Beetlejuice. From driving off of bridges to stopping marriages and everything in-between, the Unqualified Observers go on a familiar journey with a Halloween classic just in time for the sequel. So gather around the dinner table and get ready to bust out your Day-Ohs with the latest episode. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast so it can continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #163: Inspector Gadget (1999)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2024 121:50


    This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, are joined by frequent guest Collin Miller to discuss the fever dream that is 1999's, "Inspector Gadget." There will be plenty of crazy stunts and terrible dialogue to keep the team together and solve the important case of the missing foot. Does this movie deserve a revival or is it as bad as its reputation suggest? Tune in to the latest episode to find out what we think. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #162: Everybody Wants Some

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2024 91:10


    With school starting back up in the United States, the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, thought it would be a great time to review Richard Linklater's film about the same thing, "Everybody Wants Some." Come join in the fun and find out what we thought or this time capsule of college life in Texas during the Autumn of 1980. There will be plenty of outfit changes and drinking always keep the party going, so hurry up and press play and find out what we think of this film. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #161: Something in the Dirt

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2024 113:29


    If an ashtray falls out of the Los Angeles sky and no one is around to hear it, are the Pythagorian Brotherhood trying to summon an ancient demon? This along with many other questions will fail to be answered in this, our review of the latest film from Moorhead and Benson; Something in the Dirt (2022). So make sure to open the windows, and settle in for this episode of Unqualified Observers with Kelham and Thomas. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers: House of the Dragon Episode 18

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2024 61:42


    We have made it to the finale of season 2 for House of the Dragon. In this episode the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, discuss the season as a whole as well as looking into this final entry entitled, "The Queen Who Ever Was." Come and join in the fun and find out what we felt were the stronger moments in this episode as well as the moments that left us wanting to hurry up already. This season truly set the stage for the war to come and its time for you to enjoy the last episode of the HotD report before the show returns in 2026. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #160: Godzilla Minus One

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2024 125:15


    "a living nuclear weapon destined to walk the Earth forever. Indestructible. A victim of the modern nuclear age." True in 1985 and still true today, this sums up the big nasty nuclear dinosaur that we're talking about today in our review of Godzilla Minus One (2023). The Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, will look at Godzilla as he exists as a specter of the destruction of World War 2, and what it means to stand before such an unstoppable force as a wildly vincible human. It's all happening here, in this episode of Unqualified Observers. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers: House of the Dragon Episode 17

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2024 59:49


    This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, take a look at the penultimate episode of season 2 of HBO's House of the Dragon, entitled "The Red Sowing." There is a lot to talk about with this episode that focused mainly on the Blacks and their plan of action moving forward. From dragon standoffs to people getting their comeuppance, there was a lot to dissect, so don't wait any longer, come find out what we thought of this episode and how it will effect the show going forward. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #159: Twister

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2024 86:15


    Folks, make sure to check the single-bolt, old church bathroom style locks on your storm cellar for this one. The Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, are talking about Twister (1996), and youthful recounting tornado based traumas and the amount of newtons necessary for a leather belt to split one in-twain in this, what some are calling the F5 of podcast episodes. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers: House of the Dragon Episode 16

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2024 63:51


    This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, come together to review and analyze the latest episode of HBO's "House of the Dragon", titled "Smallfolk." Join in the fun as we break down another emotional episode and determine what path we are taking going forward. From Larys getting put in his place, to Seasmoke finding a new rider, this episode has plenty of eventful scenes and interactions. So what are you waiting for, come join in the conversation and find out how this episode landed in the realm of the Unqualified. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers: House of the Dragon Episode 14 Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2024 72:08


    This week on the HotD report the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, discuss the episode "The Red Dragon and the Gold" in the latest episode of HBO's House of the Dragon. Tune in to find out what we thought of the episode and how we think things will continue to play out. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers: House of the Dragon Episode 15 Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2024 42:50


    This week on the HotD report the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, discuss the episode "Regent" in the latest episode of HBO's House of the Dragon. Tune in to find out what we thought of the episode and how we think things will continue to play out. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #158: Sharknado (with special guest Collin Miller)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2024 111:08


    Come join in the fun for this wild episode of Unqualified Observers! Take part with Kelham and Thomas in this crazy story about sharks getting swallowed up in a tornado and causing devastation across Los Angeles. Collin Miller is also along for the ride as we dissect this time capsule of terrible syfi channel movies. Does this movie deserve all the sequels and rip offs that have come in the years since? Listen to this week's episode to find out. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to keep growing and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #157: Pearl

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2024 142:29


    This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, are joined again by David Dimarkus to discuss the second installment in the Ti West/Mia Goth trilogy, Pearl. Come join in the fun and make your mind up about the effects of parenthood and psychosis. From church auditions to family feasts, this episode is filled to the brim with passion and maybe a little bit of murder. So what are you waiting for, listen to this episode like the big star you are destined to be. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Stimpy - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers: House of the Dragon Episode 13 Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2024 67:41


    Welcome back to another episode of Unqualified Observers House of the Dragon Reviews. This week Kelham and Thomas sit down to discuss the third episode in season two of HBO's House of the Dragon, The Burning Mill. Come join in the fun and find out what we thought of this episode! As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #156: I Saw the TV Glow

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2024 126:04


    Submitted for the approval of the Unqualified Society, we call this movie "I Saw the TV Glow" (2024). For the Unqualified Observers three year anniversary, join Kelham and Thomas as they explore this heartfelt movie from Jane Shoenbrun. We'll go (real) long on the themes and messaging of the film, and give our overall opinion of it. Settle in folks, this is definitely going to be something. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast so it can continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers: House of the Dragon Episode 12 Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2024 44:50


    Welcome back to the HotD Report brought to you by the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas. In this week's episode, we will be covering the 2nd episode in season 2 of House of the Dragon, "Rhaenyra the Cruel." Come join in the fun as we dissect this episode and discuss the consequences and predictions on how this civil war will play out. No need to wait any longer, jump into this episode and join the conversation! As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers: House of the Dragon Episode 11 Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2024 60:59


    It's been a long time coming but Unqualified Observers is back with a new review of the latest "House of the Dragon" review. This week sees the beginning of season 2 start off with a bang, as the episode "A Son for a Son" gets us right back in the swing of Westeros and the tales therein. Join Kelham and Thomas, in their journey back into the realm and relive the moments that make the show what it is! As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #155: BlacKkKlansman

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2024 126:04


    Folks, there's going to be a lot of sheet talking in this episode. The Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, are going to talk about Kelham's trip to Scotland, and then we're reviewing Spike Lee's BlacKkKlansman (2018). We'll be discussing how the themes of the film continue to be extremely poignant today, and exploring how our feelings about the film have developed since its release. It's going to be quite a ride, so lock in and listen up for this episode of Unqualified Observers! As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #154: The Iron Claw

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2024 100:31


    This week the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, take a look at "The Iron Claw," and the touching and tragic story of the Von Erichs, one of the greatest families of wrestling to ever slap skin. We'll talk about the differences between fact and fiction, and see how Zac Efron, Harris Dickinson, Jeremy Allen White, and company measure up. So come on in, you'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll be confused with this week's Unqualified Observers. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #153: Late Night with the Devil

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2024 123:36


    Welcome, friends and others to another episode of Unqualified Observers. Kelham and Thomas got a great guest for you tonight, the hot indie horror flick, Late Night with the Devil! That's right folks, we're going to poke around through the tall trees and see just how spooky Neilson ratings can be. Later on, Big Gary and the Gary's are going to play us a tune from their new album. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the show! As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #152: X (with special guest David Dimarkus))

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2024 145:45


    They're filming butts and getting nuts in the A24 movie, X (2022). Join the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, as we review this excellent homage to the giants of slasher flicks, and examine all the artsy blood dances along the way. And remember, always put your pants on when you're looking for your camera man. As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

    Unqualified Observers #151: Hundreds of Beavers

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2024 77:35


    What do you get when you cross the Looney Toons with a story about a drunk trying to find love? Maybe something like the movie, "Hundreds of Beavers." In this episode the Unqualified Observers, Kelham and Thomas, take a dive into this wacky movie that was never going to be a big hit, but managed to pull of something that cinema has been struggling to accomplish for years. Join in the conversation and see why this film is one worth checking out! As always, please rate, review, subscribe, and share this podcast to help it continue to grow and find new audiences. Contact Us: Email - unqualifiedobservers@gmail.com Socials - @observecast @unqualifiedobservers Kelham - @coolgollum Thomas - @stimpyisking

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